Cheap Seats Episode 4

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SPEAKER_00 0:11

We're back.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

We're back. Yes, he's back.

unknown 0:14

We're back.

SPEAKER_03 0:15

What in the hell is going on since we last got together?

SPEAKER_00 0:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 0:19

That's been a minute.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

Albert did not go on his trip.

SPEAKER_03 0:23

Blackluster. Well, that's the end of the episode. Thanks for coming, guys. That's all we got.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

We really wanted to have a story because of you.

SPEAKER_03 0:34

Sorry I couldn't deliver.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Now we got nothing.

SPEAKER_03 0:36

Got nothing. Nothing's happened.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

We wanted to see if you would wear shorts in a warm environment and you didn't. You're not even wearing shorts today, and it's 95 degrees.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

I had enough time to at least breathe the dogs, you know, on the way down. So sorry if you smell them barking or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

Breathe the dogs.

SPEAKER_04 0:56

Breathe dogs.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

You have socks with sandals on.

SPEAKER_04 0:58

Oh, they're still restrained, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02

Does it count as freedom?

SPEAKER_02 1:05

It was better than the shoes I was wearing, but it was better.

SPEAKER_04 1:09

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

Well, you're looking nice.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

Thanks.

SPEAKER_04 1:13

Appreciate it.

SPEAKER_00 1:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

So what kept you from the land of is it a land of a million lakes?

SPEAKER_04 1:19

It's the land from the weird people, you know, because Mission's pretty close up there. Michigan's weird. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

You said they have weird shaped faces.

SPEAKER_04 1:27

I I don't think I was accustomed to the the the shape of lake faces yet.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

Lake faces.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

Because you get a lot of online backlash from your characterization. Oh, sure. Michiganites. Michigan onions.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

But he does have a new love interest. And so he's trying to figure that out.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

Co-worker.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Co-worker.

SPEAKER_04 1:46

Yep. This is the new notebook, guys. Don't talk about it. Don't dip your pen in company ink.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

You're right.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

That's what you need to do. Very careful. Oh, what have you guys been up to, actually?

unknown 1:56

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

Celebrating 150th anniversary, your birthday.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

We had a celebrated hard.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Yeah. That's what we've been doing.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

That's that's all you got, Lindy? Nothing? That's all you did?

SPEAKER_00 2:13

I ate a gummy, so it made me a little bit. I was a little bit stony, but I'm feeling good now.

SPEAKER_03 2:22

Gummies were had recovered. The gummies were had.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

Fireworks? Were there you went to the fireworks show?

SPEAKER_03 2:28

I vaguely remember fireworks, but I was told I was there.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

You were wasted.

SPEAKER_03 2:31

There's some there's some photographic evidence that I did, in fact, enjoy the fireworks.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

You were wasted. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:38

Well What about you, Eller?

SPEAKER_04 2:39

Any fireworks? I I kept it chill. I really don't have any. I got nothing for you. Nothing. No.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

You're just boring now.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

I am my polo. Just you know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:54

Well, let's talk about your uh your love interest here. Let's try to get you some. Okay. The quest to get Albert laid is four episodes deep, and we are not even past the starting line at this point.

SPEAKER_04 3:06

So can I say where I work? Yeah, you can leave it out, you know. Maybe I'll say it once that right. Okay. And to me it's interesting because there's so many different like teams working there, and it's like rich people, you know. So I feel like it's a good area to be in as a single dude, right? And uh, anyways, I I was hanging around some wedding coordinators, you know, what uh wedding event planners. You said wedding, not wedding. Wedding coordinator. I gotta hear myself. This is true. Wedding coordinators. Um where was I?

SPEAKER_00 3:43

So you were hanging out and you saw a wedding coordinator that caught your eye.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

One sparked your interest. Uh so this is like a new girl. Do you guys ever watch New Girl?

SPEAKER_03 3:52

No, I've never seen that.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

I I kind of want to theory test this though. There's a character on the show, Nick, or not whoever, but the rule is be there. So like if your love interest is in that room, be there.

SPEAKER_03 4:03

Be present?

SPEAKER_04 4:04

Yeah, just like around there. Yeah. So that I I kind of took that, right? Because I don't that's what I need to ask you guys about is like how do you even go? Because it feels like the gym almost, you know, because they're just there to work out. You know, some people get pretty pissed if you like go up and try to spark a conversation. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Do you guys have any well? Do you get a lunch break? I do get a lunch break.

SPEAKER_03 4:29

Okay, so that's they're abiding by the laws. That's good. So do you get to take a lunch break with? It's it's pretty random. This love interest. What about her jumped out? Her brownness.

SPEAKER_04 4:41

You liked that she was brown? I I I don't know. I don't I don't think I have a type anymore. I don't think you should. So did you talk to her? I did. Oh. But it was very just like co-work and whatever mingling. It wasn't like Did you clock out, stuff like that? What do you mean? Like that's what you talked about. Oh, I I honestly I was just asking, like, because the it's raining there. So they're just setting this up for I'm thinking nothing. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I pretty much was just asking her, like, oh, I can help can I help you here? You know, do you need a strong man here? They love it when you do that.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

And what did she say?

SPEAKER_04 5:16

Just that is the thing. It's just like it's work. So I don't know if it's just like like a barrier, just like, hey, like, you know what I mean? There wasn't anything to give, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 5:26

How do you approach that? Let's see. Um well, you can identify whether or not she has a boyfriend or a significant other. I I should ask if she could drive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have to start my checklist. Well, does she drive to work?

SPEAKER_04 5:44

I would think you'd have to drive. She lives there.

SPEAKER_03 5:48

That'd be cool. It'd be a good gig. Yeah. Um, yeah, so do you drive or does your did your husband bring you to work? We'll start there. Yeah. Really? Yeah. The husband?

SPEAKER_00 5:59

Or your boyfriend.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

Or your boyfriend or your brother.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

And then you'll know. Find out who brought her to work. Yeah, she'll say, I don't have a husband or a boyfriend. I'm looking for one.

SPEAKER_03 6:07

And it's I don't think she'll say I'm looking for one.

SPEAKER_00 6:10

She might if she's attracted to him.

SPEAKER_04 6:11

Do you do you think it'd be weird if I asked her if she was lesbian? Yeah. That would be weird. Well, you gotta you gotta think. We're assuming she's straight anyways. Why can't she know?

SPEAKER_03 6:24

Not okay. Yeah, I would just stay away from the sexuality until after maybe like the first date, maybe halfway through the like the appetizer. Get through the appetizer in the first date.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

But would she go on a date with him if she were a lesbian? No.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

Well, maybe she thinks that they're good friends and he's safe. Oh. And Albert's got maybe his dick has personality, so maybe he can convert her to the straight side.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

By the way, the people that listened to the last episode have been asking about your dick.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

Oh. It's still there. Still still has personality? Oh, it's it's diving. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

What gives it personality?

SPEAKER_03 7:03

Looking for a haircut the other day.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

What gives it to its personality? That's what people want to know. And are the balls involved at all? Like, does that give it part of its personality?

SPEAKER_04 7:18

Or is it just the shaft and the I think you got a segment, you know, the balls are its own apartment. You know, it's like RD and sales, you know.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

It's not in the main floor, it's the basement.

SPEAKER_00 7:28

Got it.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

So people don't walk in and go, this is a great basement when they're sitting in your kitchen.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

But I'm gonna say this when I see a guy's dick and the balls, I think I think it's as a package. I think of it, look at it as a package, Joe, because what if the guy has a really big dick, small great nuts, or really big hanging swinging nuts, and a really teeny dick, or but you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 7:55

Like so, what's your takeaway when you see one of two or both scenarios?

SPEAKER_00 8:00

I don't know. I like balls.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

What's like the worst scenario in your opinion?

SPEAKER_00 8:04

The worst scenario is the small dick. That's the worst. And if it has a shanker on it. A shank. A shank. Small and a shanker.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

What's a shank?

SPEAKER_00 8:14

You know, I don't have an open sword.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

A canker, not a shanker.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

You know, like a a barnacle of sorts. A barnacle.

SPEAKER_03 8:30

Here we go with the barnacle again. You and your old timey sea captain. We can't get that out of your hand.

SPEAKER_00 8:37

Barnacle looks like uh like on a boat. That's you don't want to see one of those.

SPEAKER_03 8:41

That's why you spray your boat off on the boat ramp and your dick. Well, so I would I would identify if maybe she wants to go grab a coffee or something. Or you're gonna go get a coffee, would she like one?

SPEAKER_00 8:56

That is great. That might be it.

SPEAKER_03 8:58

Yeah, that might be it. I would go there.

SPEAKER_04 9:00

Or she's like, can you grab it for me?

SPEAKER_03 9:02

Yeah, so yeah, I'd I'd love to. What do you want?

SPEAKER_04 9:05

You do it anyways. You wouldn't even be like, you don't even want the the spiritual journey with me to the coffee, you know. No, give her the option. That's fair.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

What is happening?

SPEAKER_03 9:16

It's this is I'm learning in a hurry that Albert is very idealistic and and he wants this romance rom-com situation to fall in love.

SPEAKER_04 9:29

It is idealistic. That shit doesn't exist. But there's also the I'm super scared of that fine line of like from like compliment to creep, pretty much, you know what I mean? And it's the workplace, so like the first couple days you want to be initially labeled that creep. You know what I'm you know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's my how long have you worked there? Oh, it's been like three or four days. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is reference.

SPEAKER_03 9:53

Oh, so yeah, if you do this, you're gonna be a creep.

unknown 9:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:56

Well, that's what I'm saying. Like time is everything. Never mind, it's off the table. No, move on. It's like Tom Brady and the the draft, you know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:04

Well, yeah, I would I would probably hold off on this situation then and get back to your your pickup lines in the bar.

unknown 10:11

All right.

SPEAKER_03 10:11

I'm gonna I'll update you guys though. The Windex line, I I think you're you're spot on with that. I did like that one. You wash your clothes in Windex because I can see myself in your pants.

SPEAKER_00 10:21

That's aggressive.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

I But if you again, if you say it a hundred times and one person says Yes, then damn right I do. Then you're in. Uh that might be barnacle bill, though. You know? Well, don't say it to him. He's gonna be over paling around with Lindy in the corner.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

God.

SPEAKER_03 10:40

Oh my gosh. Hide the tentacle. Um kind of along these same lines, I've I've discovered a little material on Reddit. This is some uh the do's and don'ts for wives and husbands. This was published in 1913. So some of them are timely, some of them are a little outdated, so don't shoot the messenger. Um where would you like to start? Did you want the advice for the wives or the husbands, Linda?

SPEAKER_00 11:07

Um, I'd like the advice for the husbands. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

So first up, don't talk down to your wife. She has as much intelligence as your colleague at the office. She lacks only opportunity. Talk to her of anything you would talk to a man, and you will be surprised how she expands. How does that make you feel on that advice?

SPEAKER_00 11:27

I love that.

SPEAKER_03 11:28

Yeah?

SPEAKER_00 11:28

Yeah, because that shows respect. I like it. I think that's a nice thing, don't you?

SPEAKER_03 11:34

So that holds up?

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Yeah. I like it.

SPEAKER_03 11:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:37

I think that's what is this from, like the 1950s?

SPEAKER_03 11:41

No, 1913.

SPEAKER_00 11:42

Oh, 1913, really.

SPEAKER_03 11:44

This is over 100 years old.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 11:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Okay. I didn't that's Yeah, that is really 1913. I thought that they're they didn't even really talk back then to each other. It's just like the wife greeted the husband at the door.

SPEAKER_03 12:00

Well, don't don't spoil alert, don't go there yet.

unknown 12:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:04

So next up is don't say your wife wastes time in reading, even if she only reads fiction. So that's polite. Yeah, it is. Yeah, just omit that part of the story and let her have her fun.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

I like that. That's respectful, also.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

Um okay, don't sneer at your wife's cookery or bridge playing or singing or harmonica play. Indeed. Anything else she does.

SPEAKER_00 12:33

That's nice.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Yeah, just don't say anything bad to your wife.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

I love that.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

That's really a good one.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

That's probably what'll keep things going if you don't say one bad thing.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Absolutely. Yeah. Um, don't increase the work of the house by leaving all your things lying about in different places. If you are not tidy by nature, at least be thoughtful.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

That's good, too.

SPEAKER_03 12:53

So that's very helpful for husbands and really good. Yeah, this is how I live my life. Don't try to regulate every detail of your wife's life. Even a wife is an individual. I'm gonna repeat that, so let's let it sink in. Even a wife is an individual.

SPEAKER_00 13:08

I love that.

SPEAKER_03 13:08

And must be allowed some scope. So give her a little freedom.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

I love that.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

Yeah. And lastly, for the husbands, don't keep all your jokes for your male friends. Let your wife share in them.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

That is an excellent. That's my favorite one.

SPEAKER_03 13:23

Yep. Bring bring the humor home from time to time. Uh now for the wives. Yeah. You ready for this? Are you taking notes? I'm taking notes. These might change your life.

SPEAKER_00 13:32

No, Pat, right?

SPEAKER_03 13:33

Don't let him have to search the house for you after his day's work. Listen for his latch key and meet him on the threshold. When's the last time you did that?

SPEAKER_00 13:43

Search. Okay. Sometimes I hide. That's part of the fucking.

SPEAKER_03 13:52

I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up again, and he's home.

SPEAKER_00 13:56

I'm hiding in the basement in a special. And that's part of the game we play. Don't find me.

SPEAKER_03 14:03

Search for the wife. Don't say I told you so to your husband. However much you feel tempted to. It does no good, and he will be grateful to you for not saying it.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

Yeah, I'm not gonna say I told you so.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

You're not a big I told you so or no. No.

SPEAKER_00 14:18

I don't think it's a good idea for a lot of situations.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

Yeah, I wouldn't say that to my wife either. I think I told you so. It feels both ways, yeah. See? And shake your finger. Yeah, I told you so. Yeah, that doesn't get you far. Don't be discontented and think your husband not manly be hick because he happens to be short and thin and not very strong. Manliness is not a purely physical quality. You disagree?

SPEAKER_00 14:46

No, I I think that's nice.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

You're kind of brushing this one off.

SPEAKER_00 14:51

Well, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 14:53

Not a lot of vitamin, that's all I said.

SPEAKER_00 14:54

It could be a little person. Well, yeah. And a manly little person. Yeah, a manly little person.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

Don't let your husband wear a violet tie with grass-green socks. If he is unhappily devoid of the color sense, he must be forcibly restrained.

SPEAKER_00 15:08

I have had to say to my husband before, that doesn't match. You gotta wear something different.

SPEAKER_03 15:15

So how does how does that brush up against I told you so? Because I feel like you could easily cross that line.

SPEAKER_00 15:21

Because if we went outside and he was wearing a bad outfit and then someone made fun of him, then when we got home, I would say, I told you so.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

You're not supposed to. You're supposed to refrain from that. So I agree with you. Be proactive and and give him the business up front rather than after the fact.

SPEAKER_00 15:37

Yeah, I'll I'll just say that doesn't match.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

Lastly, and this is an important one. Okay. Okay, listen. Don't omit to pay your husband a compliment. If he looks nice dressed for the opera, tell him so. If he has been successful with his chickens or his garden, compliment him.

SPEAKER_00 15:56

That is okay. The opera or the gardening. I love her.

SPEAKER_03 16:00

Or the chickens.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

Or the chickens.

SPEAKER_03 16:02

We've got a quite the fucking manly man here wearing greengrass socks to the opera while he tends to his chicken. Chickens. And you compliment him.

SPEAKER_04 16:13

Do you do you think a dude or a girl wrote that? You know, someone like looking out for the ladies during 1913.

SPEAKER_03 16:19

Definitely a dude was looking out for the ladies, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's the other thing. Yeah, so I think that you know, the more we can share stuff like this and help build relationships, I love it. I think it's only good for society and for us.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

Now, Albert, take notes of these things. These are notes that could be translated right to the dating world.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

That's I like I felt crazy for a little bit, but I'm I'm glad someone got to it, you know? Yeah. Yeah. You were looking for a guide, yeah, like a roadmap. Pretty much. Albert felt wandering around and YouTube's not the hospital.

SPEAKER_00 16:52

There's just a lot of common sense things out there.

SPEAKER_03 16:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:55

Right?

SPEAKER_03 16:57

You know, it's it's it's hard to write. There's no silver bullet, let's put it that way.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

There isn't.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

You have to be a well-rounded individual. And listening to pro tips like that only helps you become more well-rounded.

SPEAKER_04 17:12

Uh can I ask you guys just like a random question? Let's go. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

That's what we do best.

SPEAKER_04 17:16

What's opinions on someone being friends with an ex or like a good term kind of thing, or they still hang out? I think it depends on the ex. Depends on the ex. Yeah. Not the the girl or whoever. The girl? Yeah, it's all whoever. It's all on the girl, yeah. With the straight line here.

SPEAKER_03 17:33

If the girl's nice, then you can be friends with her. If she's not, then no, you can't be.

SPEAKER_00 17:36

I feel like if your partner knows the ex and you I think if they're friends with them secretly, that's not good.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

Oh no, you can't. It has to be transparent.

SPEAKER_00 17:48

Oh, yeah. If you're like, oh, that's not good. Right? You they have to know.

SPEAKER_03 17:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:56

And you have to hang out with them.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

Very insightful.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

Well, wouldn't it be weird?

SPEAKER_03 18:01

I agree with you, yeah. Like if you're not waiting for your husband on the threshold because you're paling around with your ex?

SPEAKER_00 18:08

With my tits out, just my tits out, waiting on the threshold with a drink in my hand.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

So do you just put your tits out with all your friends?

SPEAKER_00 18:16

No.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

What with your husband? Yeah. No, your ex, I mean. Oh, because you said you're not meeting your husband at the threshold and you're over with your ex with your tits out.

SPEAKER_00 18:25

No, that that wasn't meant to come out like that.

unknown 18:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:30

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 18:31

Thanks for the clarity because my mind went to a really weird place.

SPEAKER_00 18:35

Yeah, I think you if you have an ex that you're still friends with, that person needs to be involved. And your significant other should be okay with it.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

So you think it's a package deal when you remarry or or re-cohabitate with somebody that they should be on board with you being friends with your ex, provided it's a healthy relationship.

SPEAKER_00 18:58

Yeah, and you introduce them right away. There's not like some it can't be some big secret, like, hey, you know, because uh do you see what I'm saying? You have to that has to be upfront and acknowledged.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Otherwise, what about you, Albert? Is that threatening if you're if your lady friend was friends with her ex?

SPEAKER_04 19:19

I don't like if it's super transparent, it's not as threatening, right? Because it's just like being presented to you in a sense. Uh I don't know. It's just like I some people think it's like okay to like just not be transparent about it and just be like good good with them in a sense, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I don't I I kind of agree. I think it's weird if you do hide it, you know.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

If you hide it, then why are you hiding it?

unknown 19:46

Right.

SPEAKER_00 19:47

If you're hiding it, what are you hiding? Right.

SPEAKER_04 19:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:49

Like, is there you think there's some chance that you want to get back together with them? Or I is there or no, it's okay. Or you think that your partner wouldn't be okay with it, that's when you really need to bring them in. Because that's the way. Do you see what I'm saying? Like if you're effective communication at that point.

SPEAKER_03 20:09

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 20:10

That you're like, hey.

SPEAKER_03 20:11

Now, what if you're banging your ex? Would you invite your partner to join?

SPEAKER_00 20:15

That could happen if everyone's on board. And I'm not judging.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

You know, it's it's never too late in the game. Right.

SPEAKER_00 20:24

That is not I do not, if that's what people want to do and everyone's okay, then I feel like you could banging.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

What if you found out that your current partner was banging your ex? Then what would you do?

SPEAKER_00 20:41

I think that could be That's a deal breaker. That's a deal breaker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

I don't like that.

SPEAKER_03 20:46

Do you just want it somewhere that barnacle dick?

SPEAKER_00 20:48

Yeah. Oh, that always happens. We always have a little bit of a kerfuffle. Albert.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

The double A. I do you guys think it'd be like acceptable though for if you present an ex force someone to be like threatened though, or like initial strong reaction to that, you know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

But you have to let them decide too. And they have to, you have to be like, are you okay with this? And if they're not, then you have to make some adjustments or just tell your ex, like, hey, this probably isn't gonna be the where I have a new partner.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

But another big caveat is do you have kids together? Yeah, yeah. Then they need kids. Yeah. You can't be a dick to your ex just because your new partner and then your kids see that. Thankfully, I'm not sure. There's a lot of wrinkles to this equation. There are to this blanket.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

There are some wrinkles that need to be.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

But if your ex turns out to not be on board with being a healthy relationship, then you have to be able to cross the boundaries too.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

It's all about communication. Yep. That's what it's about. And being open and saying how you feel and letting Them say how they feel. Because you don't want to harbor that secret. That could be bad.

SPEAKER_03 22:08

Sure. Does that answer your question? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:11

Did you like the answer to that?

SPEAKER_03 22:12

Absolutely, yeah. Any other random isms that have popped up along the way?

SPEAKER_04 22:17

If there's penis barnacles, are there vagina barnacles? Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

I have not encountered barnacles.

SPEAKER_03 22:24

You haven't spent a lot of time in a lake. I can't go to Michigan anymore, man. You press your watch after you get out of the out of the water?

SPEAKER_00 22:34

Yeah, you can get all kinds of stuff down there. That's why you have to be safe. Condoms. That's my condoms. Condoms while you're swimming?

SPEAKER_03 22:44

That's the only foolproof way to get out of it.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

It's the only way. You have to start wearing condoms while you swim.

SPEAKER_03 22:52

Sometimes two condoms. It depends.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

I've been in some shit pool that I was like, what are we doing here? Yeah. You know what? That's not. There's these leeches in some lakes that like see the the pee hole in the side.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Yeah, and just go right for the pee hole. So that's not a bad idea.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Yeah. So if you have if you double bag it, those leeches are there's no way they're fucking wicked.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

I haven't. Are we did we move on from I have another question? Tell us. Okay, I this is anonymous again. Some people do not want their names. Your friends don't want their names broken. It's all my sick friends. No shit. They've got sick minds and they want to know that. Okay. Here's this question. Okay. If your partner wanted to do something sexual out of your quote unquote wheelhouse comfort zone. Comfort zone. Would you be open? And this would be something like anal, dressing up as a furry, eating ass, threesomes. These were exactly things that people talked about. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

So okay. That was a lot to So what? Should you go along with it, or how do you handle that scenario? Or what's the what's the actual question?

SPEAKER_00 24:06

If they wanted to do something sexual that was out of your comfort zone, would you be open? Okay, I'm just gonna ask you straight out, Chad. Would you be open to your lady sticking something in your ass during sex?

SPEAKER_03 24:21

No. With Lube? No, I'm out. You're out? I'm out. Yep. And that's that's beyond the comfort zone. That's up the comfort zone. So that's a totally different level of discomfort.

SPEAKER_04 24:35

Have you actually been offered that opportunity?

SPEAKER_03 24:38

No.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

Okay. Have you? No. No. No. I shut it down pretty quick.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

You lead with that? You will never put anything in my ass? Is that is that it took a fly? Yeah. We should publish that in the 1913.

SPEAKER_04 24:54

We're just looking out, you know.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

I just know that there's people I personally am not comfortable with anal things. I don't like it. I don't want things going up my butt. I don't like it. I don't want to insert anything up in other people's. But I know that there's some women who love it. Love it. So I I guess you gotta it's not for me, but it could be for someone else. And what if you didn't want to do it, but your partner really loved it? That's what I'm like, really loved it. Like it's almost like a deal breaker.

unknown 25:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

You see? Like they love anal. They love it so much. Right.

SPEAKER_04 25:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

Like it's a trade-off.

SPEAKER_04 25:44

See, the furry one's probably the weirdest on the Yeah, that is, but some people like to dress up. Do you know?

SPEAKER_03 25:53

You've never been a furry.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

No.

SPEAKER_03 25:55

Would you?

SPEAKER_00 25:56

I don't that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

Like if you What if you were okay? What if you got invited to a party and somebody said, hey, just wear this costume, and you walked in and it was 73 furries, and you're just there in like a nurse's outfit.

SPEAKER_00 26:11

I'd feel like I'd have to get in one.

SPEAKER_03 26:12

Yeah. See, peer pressure. That's how they get you.

SPEAKER_00 26:19

I have lots of stories. But you wear it. I just don't feel they're appropriate.

SPEAKER_03 26:23

I'm not a fucking thing. Do you want to go for that? No. No, I wouldn't. It's off the table, too.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

What's like the the opposite of vanilla? We would see vanilla of vanilla, we would see from chat. Or maybe an example of I'm pretty vanilla.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

I I I'm I feel like you see is what you get. I'm boring. But you you never want to.

SPEAKER_00 26:45

What about eating ass? Would you ever eat ass? No. Never. I don't know that I would. What if your lady loved it? Like almost was begging for it.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

I would want to see the strict preparation regimen that led into it. And then would you be open to And then I might sign off on it after I see like a three-week program? Yeah. Three times a day. You know, no food, just water. Prepared for like an animal or something. I mean, I would yeah. What about threesomes? Threesomes. I know that would never happen. Yeah. And I don't know that anybody would ever approach me and go, hey, do you want to have a threesome? So it's just like that's what if or if only.

SPEAKER_00 27:30

But those are conversations that you have when you first start dating. Like you kind of know what your partner's into.

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Well, it's awkward when you don't because you bring a third in and all of a sudden we're like, well, we never said no. So you know, or when you bring in your gremlin costume and you just want to play Christmas Eve. That's yeah, that ruins it for people too. But I don't, I don't know. I feel like if if somebody's a furry, they come out with that in a hurry. Or they're just in a hurry.

SPEAKER_00 28:00

Hey.

SPEAKER_03 28:02

Or they're gone to random conventions like six times a year.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

And they come home and can't walk. That's a dead giveaway. For sure. Can we dry clean those? You know, like who there has to be furry cleaners out there.

SPEAKER_00 28:13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

Where are they? We should probably call some some dry cleaners and see if they'll clean our furry costumes on one of these episodes.

SPEAKER_00 28:23

Here's a story. A friend of mine was dating this guy, and on the first date, nothing happened. They went out for drinks. There was no, not even a kiss at the end of the night. So the lady thought that there was nothing going on. There's no, you know, whatever. So then he called and he said, Let's go to a movie. And then the next time he picked her up, he didn't say a word. He walked in the house, picked her up like a baby, carried her to the room, threw her down, pulled her underwear aside, and had sex. Okay, that's really what happened. This is a true story from my friend. And then what happened was he got very specific about lingerie and the color of the lingerie. He's like, I want you to wear a red bra and panties with pink bows and red high heels. And the lady was like, What is going on? So her friend said, You should fuck with him and say, I'm dressing up in a bear costume. I have a bear costume. And he literally got to the house in record time and opened the door. When the door was opened, he said, Where's your bear costume? This is an honest to God true story. And the lady said, It's downstairs in the basement. It might have spiders on it, but I could get it out. Oh yeah, let's and he's like, On the call. Well, what does it look like? And she was like, It looks like a bear. Well, what's on your hands? Paws. Well, what's on your, you know, down there? And she said, There's a little hole that you can access. What's on your feet? What's on your head? Well, one of those mascot things, so there's no kissing. And that guy got to her house in record time. See, these are the things that people have weird. I don't even know. I don't know if that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

No. So that that relationship didn't make it.

SPEAKER_00 30:31

No. But you see what I'm saying? These are the types of things that people have actual sexual things about. Or feet. People like feet. There's a lot of people that have book fetishes.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

So if if your significant other came to you and said, I want to masturbate to your feet, would you just lay there and just have a bowl of popcorn and let them go at it?

SPEAKER_00 30:57

Masturbate with my feet? Like as the going around the or you mean while looking at them? While looking at it. Oh no one would masturbate my feet.

SPEAKER_03 31:06

Yeah, we'll get there eventually.

SPEAKER_00 31:07

No one's doing that. Nobody will? No, I think it would take a very, very, very special person. What if you with the callous? I'd be open to that.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Yeah. No victim. The victimless crime.

SPEAKER_00 31:21

Yeah, I don't know what's going on and I don't care.

SPEAKER_03 31:24

But there's some So anal, yes, no?

SPEAKER_00 31:28

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

Burries?

SPEAKER_00 31:32

I'd be open to that.

SPEAKER_03 31:33

Yeah. What's like do you have an animal of choice or what how what I like bears? I like bears. I would do a bear. Would you what what about which animal do you identify with?

SPEAKER_00 31:42

A bear.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

So you would be a bear.

SPEAKER_00 31:44

Yeah, I want to be a bear. I want to growl and have my fall growl.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

I think that's boring. Why? Bear on bear?

SPEAKER_02 31:53

If you're gonna be a furry, go away like your furry.

SPEAKER_03 31:56

Tiger? Oh no, not a tiger. It would just it would be something like a it would have to be like a beaver, where it's industrious and very efficient.

SPEAKER_00 32:05

Beaver. The world needs beaver. With one of those floppy tails.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

Yeah, that would be amazing. Just crawling across the front room. You can hear it.

SPEAKER_00 32:17

You would hear that.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

Yeah, but but if you're in the realm of fantasy, then I wouldn't want to fuck another beaver. I would want to go for like a like a uh centaur. Half horse.

SPEAKER_00 32:33

That is my fantasy. Or a woman. Do not even get me started on that. I think that's hot. I think the half horse, half guy thing is something that could you could work with. I want to pick on you. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 32:45

I don't know why I must have watched a show when I was in my prime, sexual prime, and I got fired up about that. And I'm not embarrassed to say that at all. You guys, there's people that have sex with animals too. Real animals, not furries.

SPEAKER_03 33:02

So I don't So do you think that's a dedicated furry? Like if you're gonna take it full bore. Like I like to walk, but I'm not gonna walk and go hike up a mountain tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 33:13

I am so glad you said walk because I thought what was coming out of your mouth was watch. Oh and that scared the shit out of me. I was ready to shut this podcast down right then.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

We should have talked about this much earlier in our relationship, shouldn't we? Sorry about that. See, if you're not transparent, shit like this happened. Now it's awkward. What?

SPEAKER_04 33:34

Can we throw cucking in this? Because I to me that is weird. Cucking. Hugging. Hugging. What's that?

SPEAKER_00 33:43

You have to explain to Linda what I don't if you guys, I don't know what hugging.

SPEAKER_04 33:46

Linda understood more about the 1914 advice than she did about cucking. If me and Chad were married, you know, and I had a cuck fetish. Oh, what? Cuck. C-U-C-K.

SPEAKER_00 33:56

C-U-C-K.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

I would I would send Chad out in the wild and it'll either report back to me that you did the dude, or like there's like cuck chairs. So like people like watching the other person.

SPEAKER_00 34:13

Tell me what this is now. I cannot stand it anymore.

SPEAKER_03 34:16

It's where you get off making your partner watch you fuck someone else.

SPEAKER_00 34:20

That's a real thing. Yeah. Oh you guys.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

You're gonna bring that into the bedroom now, too? No. Fuck another bear. And the bear. Talking as the bear would be cool. Want to play three bears.

SPEAKER_00 34:37

So really, this is a thing. The watch, you just watch.

SPEAKER_04 34:40

I I haven't offered.

SPEAKER_00 34:42

How did you know about this, Albert? And I didn't.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

Albert watches porn.

SPEAKER_00 34:46

That's why.

SPEAKER_04 34:49

Well, technology advances, all right.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

Do you watch porn, Albert?

SPEAKER_04 34:54

I'm in 26, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:56

All the time? That's why he was born in Minnesota. Do you watch a lot of porn like on a daily basis? And what's your favorite kind of thing? Ucking? Oh.

SPEAKER_04 35:05

Is that the I think that one's just I like honestly? If she's good looking, why not? But to me, it's weird that there's just a dude in the corner. That's what I hate about that. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 35:15

Just so you think it's distracting, or would you want to make sure his needs are attended to? No, I just I don't mean I just mean like, do you need more soda? What are you talking about? No, you're you're trying to make sure he's comfortable.

SPEAKER_00 35:27

No.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:28

You're just silent and watching. You don't like, oh, you're doing a good job. You're pounding that.

SPEAKER_03 35:35

It depends on the level of cucking that you're you're embracing. Some of the dudes record it. I don't think the first time out of the gate, you're gonna go, oh, that's hawk. Keep going. But like if you're seven years in, it would be boring just sitting there.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

You guys, I can't believe I'm learning all these things because I thought I knew a lot of things and I don't. I didn't know about cucking. I'm learning about all these things that people like to do that are quote unquote deviant. But yet I realize that I like avatars. So maybe that's fucked up. You know what I mean? It's like I start going down this rabbit hole of I'm thinking that other things. Yeah, then I'm like, I'm sexually attracted to avatars. So is that fucked up? That's very fucked up. You see what I'm saying? Like, and where can I find one? Where could I find a living avatar? Are this is it like the unicorn that none exists? Dude, Orlando. Orlando. I'm gonna be making when I make a trip to Orlando, you guys, I'm gonna come back with some stories. Did you watch the series DTF, St. Louis? No.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

Okay, did you?

SPEAKER_00 36:43

So DTF?

SPEAKER_03 36:45

Yeah, one gentleman um started having an affair with the other gentleman's wife. And it turned out that the married gentleman knew about it, so he asked the guy who's having an affair with his wife to watch he and his wife having sex. So Jason Bateman stood in the closet and had to watch, but it all melted down.

SPEAKER_00 37:09

I would be willing to watch that show.

SPEAKER_03 37:13

You should check it out. It's on HBO Max.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

DTF.

SPEAKER_03 37:16

I'm writing this down. But to Jason Bateman's credit, like the transformation that he took in that series, like it was it's believable. It's believable that he was honestly in love with this other guy because he was such a genuinely sweet man.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

Oh it was, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:32

I mean, acting-wise, Jason Bateman has chops. That guy's amazing at everything that he does.

SPEAKER_00 37:38

He's really good.

SPEAKER_03 37:39

So DTF St. Louis was a different aspect of what he does, but really good in it.

SPEAKER_00 37:44

Okay, I might watch that.

SPEAKER_03 37:45

So back to the issue at hand though.

SPEAKER_00 37:47

Albert, Albert, and your porn do you want like what's your basic porn? Like if you were to if we were to look at your history of what you like big tits, that always comes out. Big titties, magic penis, barnacle penis, barnacle penis, furry. What would be your thing?

SPEAKER_04 38:09

I think if I had like a brown ladies, like a latin Latina's a great place to be. That's your that's your launch off point. It's just launch off, exactly. It just it just gets you there, you know, in the whatever direction.

SPEAKER_03 38:23

Okay. Um, have you ever seen two girls one cup? Yeah. Yeah. Where were you when you first saw that? I was a minor. It's cemented in your mind though, isn't it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:35

I know what that is.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

Yeah, because it's a very unassuming title, and you're like, oh, maybe they're just sharing a glass of wine. And you turn it on, and all of a sudden you're mortified.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

See, that's what I'm talking about. There's a lot of things out there that I feel like sometimes I'm sheltered from these things, and I'm happy about it.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

Yeah, you don't have well, you don't know how to work the internet. So thank God for that. You can find some dirty shit on there, I guarantee you.

SPEAKER_04 39:01

I'm curious if you guys have heard this before, but my friend in college, she would get paid or Venmo from older gentlemen and she would text them like obscene shit, like almost insulting, or no, fully insulting.

SPEAKER_00 39:15

They wanted to be a good one. Like to the men, exactly. But she got paid for it. Yeah. What could I just be like?

SPEAKER_03 39:19

I just watched something about this.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

Yeah. Well, I had a roommate in college when I lived in San Diego, and I'm not naming names, but she was a full-on call girl. She started as a stripper, and then she became a call girl, and she'd fly to Vegas and do all these tricks tricks.

SPEAKER_03 39:41

The Wednesday night flight to Vegas from Salt Lake to Vegas.

SPEAKER_00 39:43

She was making a lot of she'd pay cash for cars. She was doing all kinds of stuff. And that was a legitimate.

SPEAKER_03 39:53

I tried to start that career and I never got any calls.

SPEAKER_00 39:56

Now there's OnlyFans. You don't have to really even do that. You can get on OnlyFans and you could have if you could make an extra 10 or 20 grand a month showing your feet and not like doing anything too weird with them, but just like like I could let my goats lick my feet.

SPEAKER_03 40:14

Oh, I guarantee there's a good answer for that.

SPEAKER_00 40:16

There would be someone who would pay me at least. We'll give you 20 bucks right now. Yeah. You give me 20. Can you break a 50? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

Okay, let's go.

SPEAKER_00 40:26

You can watch my goats lick my calest nasty feet for 20 bucks. Huh. Yeah. For how long? Long? I don't know how long it would.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

I feel like that's something that you need a better pricing structure if we're going to have this negotiation. Because I can stay here all night on 20 bucks and just don't want to show up as pizza when you're seven.

SPEAKER_04 40:51

Oh, I have to ask, what's your guys' favorite porn categories, though? Or at least like the top.

SPEAKER_03 40:57

I don't watch any porn. I haven't watched porn in a long, long time. I don't have porn to watch porn. Yeah, me neither. Right. Right. You you had to tell me.

SPEAKER_00 41:07

26-year-old dudes watch a lot of porn.

SPEAKER_03 41:09

You had to postpone the show by 15 minutes today. You were down the street in the gas station parking lot, just working your hog.

SPEAKER_00 41:17

What about masturbation? What about masturbating in public?

SPEAKER_03 41:22

In public? Yeah. That's against the law.

SPEAKER_00 41:25

I know, but people do it. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 41:27

It's like voter fraud. You can end up in the slammer with that one.

SPEAKER_00 41:31

People do weird shit. I think I've seen a trucker masturbate before driving down the road. A semi-truck driver just pulling on his chain.

SPEAKER_03 41:43

Oh, you should. Truckers are the dirtiest lot of people in the entire world.

SPEAKER_00 41:47

Lot lizards? They take up some lot lizards. That's where you're gonna get a particle on your dick.

SPEAKER_03 41:52

I've opened up, I've opened up about 12 restaurants in truck stops, and truckers are dirty birds. Dirty birds, and they will not there is nothing they won't see.

SPEAKER_00 42:04

Will they do anal?

SPEAKER_03 42:05

Oh, I guarantee. They'll fuck a drain pipe. What are you talking about? Yeah. They'll do anything that can move. Not all of them. I'm sure there's some good ones out there, but maybe one. But I've heard some dirty shit that they've said to some of my employees over the years, and it's like, oh God, it makes you cringe. But they get your TV on time, so they're not all bad.

SPEAKER_00 42:25

So I wonder if any of them like avatars.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

It's only one way to find out. Just pull up at a truck stop cafe and watch Avatar and watch how many dudes flock to you and try to put it in your ass.

SPEAKER_00 42:37

Sorry, I snore to it just came out. Just came out. You guys, we're getting some good. Like we start talking and we really I hope our listeners enjoy this because I want to know about Desi's got that.

SPEAKER_03 42:52

I want to know about Albert's furry, go the go-to furry. Yeah, what would be your go-to?

SPEAKER_00 42:58

What would you want to be dressed as?

SPEAKER_04 43:00

You know what would be cool is the the flying squirrel.

SPEAKER_00 43:04

Oh yeah. That is from the top rope. Can you just jump off of anything to get? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:11

What would you want to jump onto though? Any any orphans? Any orphan? It's a flying squirrel. It's nature at that point, you know?

SPEAKER_00 43:25

It is nature. Okay. Yeah. That's a flying squirrel.

SPEAKER_03 43:29

Well, next time we see Albert rolling around in his car in a flying squirrel outfit, you know what's about to happen.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

And what's yours again?

SPEAKER_03 43:36

Mine was a beaver. Oh, yours is a beaver. Just because it's industrious and they work together. Yeah. Yeah, it's a it's a very admirable.

SPEAKER_00 43:43

What would you want your partners? Do you want them to be a beaver too, or would you want them to be like a duck?

SPEAKER_03 43:49

I want them to be the most outrageous animal I can find. Like you've never seen or heard of a beaver fucking a hippo.

SPEAKER_00 43:56

True.

SPEAKER_03 43:57

Until now. Now you can't get it out of your mind. Right.

SPEAKER_00 44:00

No, that's all I'm thinking about.

SPEAKER_03 44:03

But there's I mean, it's very coarse fur on a hippo, so that might be itchy. So might want to rethink that.

SPEAKER_00 44:09

Yeah, rethink that.

SPEAKER_04 44:11

Do you think it's ever been done? You know, like the horse costume when there's like two people in it. It's been done.

SPEAKER_03 44:17

I guarantee people think of fucked up shit. If you have to ask, no, I don't have a story. I just know people do like, you know what we should do? And they're usually high on the weekend, and they go buy a double donger horse outfit, and all of a sudden they're sorry.

SPEAKER_00 44:32

Okay, you guys, what else? So we talked about porn, we talked about the what you're in your wheelhouse, if you're willing to wear an outfit.

SPEAKER_03 44:41

Did we did we answer the question though? Like, what advice should we give this anonymous listener?

SPEAKER_00 44:47

I think it has to be something you're comfortable with. Like, if you're not comfortable doing anal or eating ass or doing all those things, or be then you should say, I'm not comfortable doing that. And what if they really love it though? That's hard to say.

SPEAKER_03 45:02

True.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:03

Because how can you break their heart that you don't want to eat their ass?

SPEAKER_03 45:06

I really love barbecue. And if my wife said that's off the table, right. I'm gonna go somewhere else to get my brisket. So you have to think about that too. Because there's people out there. There's a lot of people out there who will eat an ass.

SPEAKER_00 45:22

Yeah, a lot.

SPEAKER_03 45:23

So you have to be careful with the the boundaries you put up. Maybe a little flexibility is in in mind here, but I wouldn't say so much that you know you're getting railed by a you know by a cocker spaniel tomorrow. So that's a little weird. I I can tell you guys a quick story.

SPEAKER_04 45:41

Oh good. This is what we need. So Halloween party. This happened to you, or it's an anonymous party.

SPEAKER_03 45:49

I like how you own your shit. Lindy doesn't.

SPEAKER_01 45:53

These are all anonymous stories of mine. Let's just be clear.

SPEAKER_00 45:57

This is an anonymous question. This is an anonymous story. These are all Lindy's horrible fuck-up stories.

SPEAKER_04 46:04

This one doesn't even like high me up in any way.

SPEAKER_00 46:06

Linda.

SPEAKER_04 46:09

Sorry, Linda. So Halloween party of flankers costumes everything, right? And I'm just there with all the roommates. I live used to live with six dudes. And I I go to like go to drink and I intercept like two girls, we just start talking, you know. And then the question was you ever had a threesome come up, right? You asked them or they asked them. They asked me, okay. Right. Two girls. And I'm like, this is like Tom Brady fourth quarter overtime. There was a little pressure because you have to be precise in what you say in that moment. And I can't remember what I said. I think I just whatever. Yeah, like today. Yeah. And they're they kind of they do like a quick like scanning up down. Just like a full like analyze type thing. That's what it felt like. And there's like, you don't got it. I'm like, all right. That was it. So you didn't make it. I I didn't I didn't do it. I'm kind of curious in that moment, what would you guys say? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 47:14

Well, I'm really good at improvisation. Okay. So I can just be really off the cuff and take him down a path.

SPEAKER_04 47:21

So you got two Alberts.

SPEAKER_03 47:23

It'll never happen. I can't tell the deal. So I would just like sit there and make him laugh and have fun, and then I'd get my drink and walk away. But it leave him wanting more.

SPEAKER_00 47:33

You that's the number one rule in life. Leave them wanting just a little bit more.

SPEAKER_03 47:40

Don't don't just give in right away. Play hard to get. Like I have, but not with you. And then order a drink and walk away. That would have done something.

SPEAKER_00 47:48

And remember, this is what you always have to remember, Albert, is you have a dick with personality. That's true. And some that I would say hardly any dudes can say that. I would go as far as to call it a charismatic dick. Yeah, you have a charismatic dick. Yeah. And it's got a lot of which makes me think it's very capable of producing pleasure.

SPEAKER_03 48:10

You have a seventh of them with that coming out of your genes.

SPEAKER_00 48:14

It's got a lot of pleasure.

SPEAKER_04 48:17

I I would relate it to like alabunga bay.

SPEAKER_03 48:21

Calabunga Bay. Yeah. A lot to ride. With the silly string. You're gonna get wet.

SPEAKER_00 48:29

The silly string.

SPEAKER_03 48:31

Yeah. So what's what's coming up on everybody's social calendar and otherwise?

SPEAKER_00 48:39

I'm kind of I like to be in town for summer.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:43

Because I like summer. I don't like winter. So I travel in winter times. Unless there's something so great, the furry convention.

SPEAKER_03 48:54

When's that happening again? Well, I'm gonna look that up. You got the bi-monthly coming up.

SPEAKER_00 48:58

So what about you?

SPEAKER_04 49:00

Me? Yeah. Uh going to Vegas 27th. Where are you standing? With my family.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

Oh god, that's not happening.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

The last time we got Airbnb and they gave me like a casino, like a little house where you can. That's exactly what I did.

SPEAKER_00 49:16

And you really did?

SPEAKER_04 49:18

Did you pay for them or were did you? No, no, I went just on. Yeah. I just went out.

SPEAKER_00 49:24

What about you, Chad? What do you got on your plan?

SPEAKER_03 49:27

Uh we're going to the Great. What is it called? The Great North where Canada, Canada? What was that series called? The Great North. What was that? What was that series called?

SPEAKER_00 49:39

The Great Divide?

SPEAKER_03 49:40

No, it was a big one. That's a port. There's a funny series of that's a that's got to be something that someone could No The Great Divide is a geographical monument that's in Montana.

SPEAKER_00 49:49

Are you going to Canada? That's where you're going to go.

SPEAKER_03 49:52

Yeah, we're going to Canada. Yeah, we're going to Calgary and then down to Bamp. Play a little golf. Probably hike, because I love to hike. Big hiker.

SPEAKER_00 49:59

You really are?

SPEAKER_03 50:00

No. No, but I'll hike once.

SPEAKER_00 50:04

So you're just gonna golf and yeah, just enjoy the scenery. That sounds nice.

SPEAKER_03 50:09

Yeah. The golf colour.

SPEAKER_00 50:10

I bet it's beautiful this time of year.

SPEAKER_03 50:12

The resort looks amazing.

SPEAKER_00 50:13

What's the resort called? Can you say?

SPEAKER_03 50:16

Well, it's in Bamp Springs. It's an Airbnb. So or it's like a condominium. It looks like the um oh god. It's the resort. It looks like the resort in Park City. Um Deer Valley? No, not Deer Valley. Montage? No, not Montage. The um Canyons? No. I'll I'll think of it. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_00 50:38

Gosh.

SPEAKER_03 50:39

Starts with a W.

SPEAKER_00 50:40

It starts with a W.

SPEAKER_03 50:42

I believe so, yeah. Where you're going starts with the W or it's at the resort is at the Canyons and it starts with the W. We're going to Bamp Springs. There's a Fairmont there, that's where we're playing golf. Playing golf at Silvertip. That's in uh Fairmont.

SPEAKER_00 50:58

So this is basically a golf trip.

SPEAKER_03 51:00

No, it isn't. It's like a five-day trip where we're golfing twice. So I I threw my hat in the ring and just said, I'm golfing twice. Who else wants to play?

SPEAKER_00 51:07

And was everyone taking you up on it?

SPEAKER_03 51:09

Just one other person.

SPEAKER_00 51:10

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:11

And then we're gonna play one day with the other person. My wife's gonna play with us two days. Oh, that's so nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:17

I love that.

SPEAKER_03 51:18

So and then if it's fun, I'll sneak out and have a third day. I don't know. We'll see. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 51:27

That's not it.

SPEAKER_00 51:28

How come we're so fun? That's what I want to find. Everyone thinks we're fun. That's what I really want to talk about. What do you want to talk about? Everyone thinks we're fun.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

Who's everyone? I don't know that. Who's come to you and said that you're anonymous friend?

SPEAKER_00 51:41

A lot of people are.

SPEAKER_03 51:42

Anonymous prints.

SPEAKER_00 51:43

Well, Linda, you're so fun.

SPEAKER_04 51:46

You're gonna have some avatars pop up here soon. I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03 51:49

Or are you guys staying at the same Airbnb, or do you have to sneak your bitches in a side window? Or I didn't miss around.

SPEAKER_04 51:56

I'm gonna get my own like hotel thing.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

You should see if there's a furry bar.

unknown 52:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:01

I think they don't have to invest in there.

SPEAKER_00 52:03

There's so many strippers.

SPEAKER_03 52:07

But the wall door.

SPEAKER_00 52:08

The waldorf.

SPEAKER_03 52:09

That's a that's it looks like the waldorf.

SPEAKER_00 52:12

Broke dick shit. That's like nice place.

SPEAKER_03 52:17

But we don't stay in broke dick shit. Okay. That's BDS menu open there. Well, that's really nice. I it's not the Waldorf. It looks like the Waldorf in the canyons.

SPEAKER_00 52:30

This is what needs to happen. We need to get some sponsors on this thing.

SPEAKER_03 52:34

Yeah, we do. That's next. I'll go talk to Vamp Springs and see if they want to. Yeah, see if they want to fair connections.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

I think so.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

Yeah. I mean, I don't think we're a lot of a lot of lube companies. Well, we could we could have we could have brought in a condom company and protect your dick from barnacles. Yeah. That would have been a nice thing.

SPEAKER_00 53:00

So that could be next. Chad's staying at the Waldorf. So I feel like Chad can afford to. If you can afford that, you can afford some markets.

SPEAKER_03 53:09

I can stay at the Waldorf. I'm saying someone that looks like the Waldorf. Oh, it's a Laquinta Inn so in a beautiful setting.

SPEAKER_00 53:16

God.

SPEAKER_03 53:17

Yeah. But not any broke shit.

SPEAKER_00 53:20

But looks like the Waldorf.

SPEAKER_03 53:22

No, it's it says Laquinta.

SPEAKER_00 53:24

Oh, it does say La Kinta.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

There's a Denny's there. It's yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

SPEAKER_00 53:29

We could get call ins. We don't know, but I feel like we're getting a little bit um I think we're getting some good questions, some good feedback. What's the feedback you've been getting, Chad, from your all good feedback. Really? All good?

SPEAKER_03 53:43

Lots of hilarity.

SPEAKER_00 53:44

Really? They love it. What about you?

SPEAKER_04 53:46

Very funny. I think people want to participate in an anonymous way. That's uh and I think doing like voicemails could be cool or fun to do. Yeah, that would definitely set that up next time if you want to try that out.

SPEAKER_00 53:59

Okay, we will. Because people might get sick of just us bantering back and forth.

SPEAKER_03 54:04

I wouldn't I doubt it.

SPEAKER_00 54:05

Yeah, I doubt it too.

SPEAKER_03 54:06

Not you.

SPEAKER_00 54:07

Well I don't know. What do you guys feel like? Do you think that we did it this time? Like, should we do you think we have anything else to talk about this time?

SPEAKER_03 54:16

Should we I think we beat the shit out of the dead furry today. So I think that yeah, we're we we laid a good one. The beaver is the avatar and the flying squirrel are we're putting them to bed.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

Yeah, let's go hunt. Anyways, Linda, play that shit. I'm going to end with the mouth organ.