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SPEAKER_03 0:00

Let's talk about sex, baby.

SPEAKER_01 0:03

Sex, sex, sex, sex. And more fucking sex. We love sex. We fucking love sex. And whoever doesn't is actually fucking lying. Fucking lion. It's massive part of a relationship though. I think it's it's strictly like 50-50. Imagine if you was with someone that just really couldn't put out very well. Would that be a deal breaker for you?

SPEAKER_03 0:22

Fucking blue balls.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Honestly, it'd be a whole fucking thing, wouldn't it? But would that be a would that be a deal breaker for you, would you say? Yeah, possibly. I mate, I I couldn't imagine.

SPEAKER_03 0:34

Right, before you roll off, let's kind of uh introduce this episode. Yeah. So basically we're talking about sex today, if you haven't gathered.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Yeah. And all the sex, um, sex with uh lesbians, sexes, uh gays, everything that you could ever think of, really.

SPEAKER_03 0:52

All of the sex. Well, we are only um experienced in straight and lesbian sex.

SPEAKER_01 0:58

Exactly. I can't really speak for the other parts of the community, but feel free to jump on and you know, literally let us know how you're getting on. Hopefully it's going swimming well wildly good for you, and you are screaming, and then the neighbours know your name. So Alright, Trey. Yeah, Trey Songs, yeah. Yes, I love that. Fucking love that what a fucking artist that was. Where's he gone now? I don't know. He's left.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

But but yeah, sex. I think lesbian sex is just fucking I don't even have words.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

This is coming from somebody that's had, you know, both the cock and the and the pum. You know, like so from your experience, what would you say like sold it for you?

SPEAKER_03 1:43

I think it how intense it was. Yeah, I guess and it's compassionate and it's like we're emotional little fuckers, aren't we?

SPEAKER_01 1:50

Yes. I think it's so different because when you are with a female, they can kind of navigate you around you a little bit better.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

Yeah, I think you sold it to me though, to be fair. So leading up to the first encounter, yeah. God, what how many fucking years ago is that now? Jesus. Jesus Christ. But leading up to that, you actually said that lesbians have really intense sex, and we hadn't had sex at this point.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

And I was right.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

And you said that we're gonna get the snacks for the snacks break, and I was like, sorry, what the fuck is a snack break in sna like in the sex, you know, term realm? Yeah, it it's a thing.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

We can just keep going, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:35

Like you do have a brief pause, like you do have to.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

I don't need to be going on the asthma pump anytime soon. Like, let's you know, take this in moderation. But I felt like going from our experience, obviously, this is about our experiences, so I was very what's the word I'm looking for here. Help me out. I don't know what the word was.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

I don't I can't get into your brain base.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

Well, true, just very cautious, I think, and safe with you. Okay, quite considerate is the word. Sorry, literally, have had a moment, and I'm not even blonde. So I was quite considerate of you and how your feelings were.

SPEAKER_02 3:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Because I didn't want to go, yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna just rail the bitch. Yeah, I would have loved to.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

Yeah, no, I can't.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

And do now, yeah, but absolutely not on the first time. Like that it was a new experience for you, yeah. And for me, it was like, okay, I just need to let her go at her pace.

SPEAKER_03 3:29

And see to be fair, no, it was a really good pace.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

See if you actually liked it, fucking hell. That was a good fucking experience. It was a good sold me. It was a good yeah, you're still here, so something's worked. Something's worked, so we're we're still here, guys. So it it must have gone well. But in comparison to straight sex, what is your like take on it?

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Yeah. I just think don't get me wrong, I like I can't speak for everybody, and I bet there's like straight couples that have fucking great sex, fair play, fair fucking play, but ride that dick. For the majority of people you speak to, and my personal experience, it was just kind of get railed and be done. You didn't really cuddle, you didn't really like there was no initiation, no emotional after. There was no emotion in it, to be fair. It was kind of like doing a job, and it got so like clocking in and clocking out, literally, and it got so bad, it was like almost like putting it into a fucking calendar to actually do it. No, I get it. I get it. Whereas I find with like we speak for us, but with us, it's more like it's in the moment. Like I could be washing up, you rail me.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

Do you know it's all over the house, guys?

SPEAKER_03 4:46

It's not premeditated, and I think that's why I'm like when there's no kids, it's on.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Fucking soul. I think now as parents as well, touching on sex, like people say that oh the sex has gone down since you've had children, like that's a you problem. I think you've made that as an excuse to not have sex, and sex is very healthy, and I think it still keeps the engagement between the two of you because you can love someone to death, and I think obviously with older couples, obviously, you know, hips will be breaking. But if you don't keep that element of spice, what spice, baby? Oh you've got to keep it at least a steady medium to hot, like even if it's a cheeky finger occasionally, like you've got to keep that physical intact. Do you what I'm trying to say?

SPEAKER_03 5:32

I think this is where my comparison to straight sex, I don't think you're on the same wavelength. No, like naturally, I think women are just more rare in to go. We're horny, yeah. Yeah, whereas I think a man it takes them like a fair amount.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

Maybe a sense of like, can I can I be bothered tonight?

SPEAKER_03 5:52

Well, because yeah, because they just don't get the inkling anyway in general day-to-day life. So yeah, do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 5:58

They just bash one out and then have done.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

Exactly. But this was my next thing to you, is because we we have great fucking sex.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

Like we could write a book on this shit. Exactly. Fifty Shades of Lauren.

SPEAKER_03 6:14

Honestly, we dabbled into the um sex toy realm.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

We did, and it was something that from being with females before you, I'd never dived into it at all. Very vanilla, very like like I say, cheeky finger, have a quick clic, lick of the clip, done. That was kind of the routine. But after not not long, was it that we actually had that conversation? Because we speak about everything so openly, very open, and that's really important. And hence why we're here, yeah. And I thought, oh, I've seen some bits, not that I've gone looking for this shit, don't get me wrong. And you was like, Yeah, fuck it, let's try it. And I was like, marry this bitch, like because not many people will be accepting to it.

SPEAKER_03 7:05

Well, funny fact, I didn't actually buy my first vibrator until 27.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Oh, sorry, not the year 2027. I say funny that's next year, like what's happening. And then obviously for the listeners, you're what? You're 31 now. So, and a fit 31-year-old, can I add? Fucking sexy, but that was after your relationship though, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03 7:32

Yeah, it was like I think it was the second day after we'd officially split.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Gally's fucking Amazon priming that shit. Like, get that to my door. It was love honey. We love love honey. For the listeners, wherever you are in the world, and obviously what's available to you, but we have something in the UK that's called lovehoney.com.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

It's like a fucking Amazon marketplace for just all the sex goods.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

That's the only way I can describe it. And you could buy absolutely anything on there, and some things we even looked at and went, fuck that. That is not going in there. That's yeah. We are not using that, and each their own, like we've come forth coming with the fact that we you like a little bit of bondage. Um, I think, yeah, I definitely kind of like it, but um Well, because we're both saggies, so we're both Sagittarius.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

Regardless, I would say. Yeah, we are very promiscuous.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

Yeah, so we we looked through Love Honey, and obviously you have the the Anne Summers, which are more I think forthcoming because they are an actual high street brand.

SPEAKER_03 8:40

Yeah, but I feel like now I really associate Anne Summers with just lingerie, yeah. So do I because they do have a really small section for the stuff.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

You have to dive straight through to get to the fucking cocks, like and all the other toys, but you have to go through this whole fucking lingerie section, which I get it, they're trying to promote it because you know, not everyone's a size six, you know. We love a curve, like up the girls, like fucking love your skin, feel fit in it. But I feel like, yeah, it's if you're out of your boyfriend, there's so many times I've been in there, and you get that one guy that's been dragged in by the missus.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

He looks fucking lost as anything, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:19

And you know, coming out of a cock ring, he's probably had the best night of his life. But with love, honey, it comes this like the street the street, I don't say it. Fuck me. Am I having a stroke? Are you how what am I trying to say?

SPEAKER_02 9:32

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 9:33

When it comes to the door, it's like in discreet. I can't say it. I'm fucking no, what is this? There you go. Oh my god, fuck me, guys. I'm okay, don't worry, I'm absolutely fine. But yeah, that comes packaged in a way that you'll never know, like the Royal Mail and your posting. So discreet. Never gonna know what the fuck you've got on there. They're probably clocking on nowadays that this is a massive fucking dildo. But we ordered a few things, didn't we? Because we had opted into the Anne Summers advent calendar. Well, now we got gifted it actually. Well, yeah, gifted it. It wasn't something we we naturally went out of. Yeah, but we opted into giving it a go at least.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

Yeah. But I thought it was very generic. Yeah, like do better. It was just really tailored, it was almost like a plastic fucking shell that you just put batteries in and it weren't dead.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Yeah, it wasn't good. And I think these sort of companies need to kind of make it more good for us lesbians.

SPEAKER_03 10:33

Yeah, I I think it's because when you think of sex, you think of Ann Summers. Naturally. So they don't really give a shit what they're saying. They've already built the brand, haven't they? And this is why we love Love Honey. Yeah, because it is just filled to the brim with just goodness, absolute fucking greatness, organs galore. And that's where I bought my first toy. We named him Jack.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

Please let us know if you actually have a name for your sex toys because we definitely have, yeah, and I think it's a must. It's just common like word of mouth now. Like when we say, Oh, Pikachu. Well, we'll get into that. That's what it is, so yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:14

But no, Jack was he got me out of a a really great time, really. And um he was a big boy. He was fucking I must have just gone on there and like put the filter on as the most extra large fucking vibrator you could buy.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Yeah, that's ripping like some skin. But when I first met you, you even was like, what the fuck is that? Looked lovely, great packaging, well done to the company. But it was just huge.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

Yeah, it was it was the epitome of rabbits, yeah. And it had its own like fucking Bluetooth settings, like daddy. That is what I would call daddy, right? But unfortunately, rest in peace, Jack. He didn't make it with our intense sex sessions.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Somehow he broke in half, I think. It it wasn't I was using it for more like than its purpose, I believe. And obviously, then it comes to a point, okay, I don't actually go this way. So that then led us to obviously buying from the city.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

Well, going back into the realm of replacing Jack. Yeah. And then we found a little pocket rocket. Honestly, it's a miniature size, and it's doing a fabulous job. An absolute fabulous job. And we named it Pikachu. Yeah. Just due to the name. It is just a little dura cell bunny.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Yeah, it's honestly, it's for what it is, and the durability of these, because I I think there's so many reviews I see, because I'm we're a bit of a reviewers, aren't we? We check reviews, yeah, and some of them are like, oh, they don't last very long. Um, problems with charging and stuff like that. And obviously, sex toys have evolved. Oh, yeah. Like it used to be again, batteries, but now you're plugging that shit in with a USB C like fucking waterproof, everything.

SPEAKER_03 13:06

Like you're stramming it off in the fucking bath, you know, there's no need for shower heads anymore. What's the fucking point? We've evolved, so that is Pikachu. But we've also got another one, yeah. And this is where we had a very deep conversation about, and this is something that I really want the listeners to to chime in on. Yeah, please. If you're a lesbian, has anyone ever asked you when you use toys and you naturally gravitate towards a cock vibrator or strap-on or whatever? Some sort of penetration. Exactly. But they normally come in the shape of a penis. I've had so many comments, like with friends and stuff, that say, well, if you're getting a vibrator or a strap on in the shape of a cock, why don't you just go with a man? So have the listeners, and any of you lovely people experience the same because that's where this conversation became quite deep, didn't it?

SPEAKER_01 14:10

It did, and I think because of how stereotypical that that is, when listen, you're gonna always have a giver and receiver within our community, like anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 14:23

Yeah, naturally, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

Naturally, right? Someone likes to take it, someone likes to give it. But I've always said using a strap-on, for example, you get pleasure out of seeing you the person that you love enjoying themselves, and you are actively giving that then the pr the pleasure, let's say. Yeah, so we did opt for a strap. Yeah, and I'm not talking harnesses, guys, like fuck me, I'm not walking around with something like that. Like, that is ridiculous. It's actually a double-ended, strapless strap-on. What a fucking great idea.

SPEAKER_03 15:00

It was great.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

So from you, bit of TMI. It's obviously there there's one part that obviously naturally a cock, and the other side's like a plug, yes.

SPEAKER_03 15:11

Yeah, it's like a vagina plug.

SPEAKER_01 15:12

But like Lawrence touched on, they're Bluetooth, the fucking settings are wild. And it actually gives pleasure to both the giver and the receiver.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

Which is absolutely incredible. Like, what a fucking good game changing. Honestly, what an experience when we first got it out. I thought, fuck me, this is I don't think this is getting anywhere near you. Yeah. But from from ways we've used it, it's actually done wonders, and it's been going for a while.

SPEAKER_03 15:42

Oh no, it's like a a steady, like, you know, implement into our kit. Good bit of kit. Good bit into our kit.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

Good bit of kit.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

And I think this is the problem with sex toys and sex in general, it's so taboo, but it's so important. We have it nearly every day. I bet like we're talking right now. There is some couple probably about a mile away from us, absolutely pounding the shit.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

They're actually going for it.

SPEAKER_03 16:05

Right? It's natural, and I feel like just so many people just don't want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_01 16:11

No, and I think with our community, especially lesbians, like, oh, what are you? You're scissoring. Right, listen to me. Scissoring, yeah. If you can actively scissor properly and don't get cramped, or like you're not fucking having some sort of hip MRI CT scans, yeah, please let us know because that's a fucking art form. Yeah, but we've watched porn. Of course, and even they're not like connecting how people assume that scissoring is it's everyone has this pre-fucking fault of of how lesbians have sex, and it's so much more than that. Yeah, like yes, your relationship's built on a lot of stuff, but when you are with a female and they get you, or you're with your partner and they get you, it's fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_03 16:59

Yeah, and we don't need to be doing scissoring and breaking our fucking backs.

SPEAKER_01 17:02

Listen, I ain't I ain't got that much flexibility. Like, I'm my hips are not rotating that way, and when I get cramped, it's it's a game changer, it's done. It's game over, it's finished. Yeah, like I'll be going into a hot bath just to relieve my fucking legs. But we have really praised Love Honey for what they've done, and I think they're fucking unbelievable.

SPEAKER_03 17:24

No, they are, and I think it's it's good because it's not so like don't get me wrong, it's a fucking website full of sex toys, handcuffs, you name it, butt plugs, whatever. But it's not intimidating. No, does that make sense? It's quite a welcome space, yeah. I get can we just say the fucking discount codes?

SPEAKER_01 17:45

Right, so another thing, right? So sex toys can be quite expensive, right? Like, I think we spent well over a hundred pounds on that occasion. Fucking worth it, good investment, whatever. But you generally do search. I search for a fucking discount code. Yeah, I'm a cheapskate, and you'll find this out later on in the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 18:06

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 18:06

I am a fucking cheapskate, and I want something for nothing.

SPEAKER_02 18:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

So when I found out, oh, these are quite alternative, these are good, and then they slapped on a 20% discount code. It was fucking great.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

And I think they gave a free gift at that point, didn't they?

SPEAKER_01 18:22

They actually did. I think we got a free like um blindfold, and that was quite a nice touch because it was actually quite pretty to look at. Yeah, no, you know, you're not even gonna see it in the dark most of the time, but we always go down that route as well. Sex in the dark or in in the dark.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

I was literally just about to ask you actually.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

Yeah, great mind thinker like.

SPEAKER_03 18:41

Obviously. But I would say I prefer it in the dark.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

I think I do, but I am very open to have it any time of the day.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

Yeah, we've we've had it in broad daylight, you know, some blare.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

As everyone else has. Like I can wake up morning. But a lot of people are not here for morning sex for different factors.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

You know what? I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I am.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

It's my breath smell.

SPEAKER_03 19:06

No, but I think it's me.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Oh, so you want to get up, get fresh.

SPEAKER_03 19:10

Yeah, I think I I don't want to physically like kill someone off, like with the state of me in the morning. Of course. So morning sex has just never been in my routine or thought process.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

I could fucking hop on anytime. Don't worry about me.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

We we had a little bit of a new experience for us, wasn't it? What was that?

SPEAKER_01 19:29

Oh god, by laughing. So I think it's quite bad that I don't know, I don't recall.

SPEAKER_03 19:33

We were both asleep, and for some reason.

SPEAKER_01 19:36

Oh yeah. This was like steamy shit.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Right. Okay, we it's it's kind of happened before, I think, but like not so deep in. But I think it was about four o'clock in the morning, four or five o'clock in the morning. It must have been it was quite late. Yeah, and I've just naturally woke up, must have been having a sex dream about you.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

Yeah, horny as fuck.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

I was horny as fucking fuck. Like, I don't know what came over me. My nipples were so erect, right? I was gushing at the seams, but I was spooning you.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

Yeah. And it was just a great opportunity to just slip in there, just slipped in, and that she did, and it was very intense, very steamy, and it was up there for sure.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

It was probably one of our finest. 100% the spontaneousness, and that's another thing with lesbian sex. I feel like you gel more. Like, do you know? Okay, you've only had straight sex. Well, I have four times. Yeah, of course. Do you find it really awkward when you've got like changed position positions?

SPEAKER_01 20:35

I think I think with straight sex, I think it probably is a case of yes, you have all the fucking reverse cowgirl shit and it was like time is up and then shift. Yeah. So I I honestly think that is tiring in itself, and it's not very intimate. No, it's like oh turn over. Yeah, sorry, like you're just waiting for him to come at this point, like you're not actually getting your fulfillment in the world.

SPEAKER_03 20:58

There was no flow, that's what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

No flow, flow, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:02

But then my question to you is we do this thing now, which I've never done before, is have sex with music on. Not all the time.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

But I think without it now, I feel a bit weird.

SPEAKER_03 21:16

Yeah, like I have a fucking like get that playlist on, bitch, because like this is happening right now. But how fucking embarrassing when you you only put your fucking car on car players. Oh god, you put on Spotify, and obviously it shows up the fucking last like six playlists that you've listened to, you know, families in the car, and then it says, you know, our fucking sex playlist, and I'm like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

I joke I think there's so many times there's actually one occasion where um we had the kids in the car, and it was I'm sure it was Trey Song's like neighbours know my name, like you know, search this up because I would never put that on my fucking playlist, no, and I was like, shit, like and you know, my son is is getting of age, like, and I thought, oh my. My god, like this is just not this is just not going okay, but how fucking embarrassing.

SPEAKER_03 22:06

But music in sex, I think, can be such a fucking good vibe. It's a good thing to add, like, obviously depends on what you're picking, please.

SPEAKER_01 22:14

Yeah, so obviously, you could be listening to us, and you are just newly in a in a relationship, and you're thinking, oh you know, can I spice it up in any which way? Try music. Music's really nice, um, it it sets the scene. Like some occasionally, like when I come home late from work, Lauren will put candles out, which is lovely, like a really nice thing. Um the acts of service. Yeah, the acts of service coming through. Yeah, there are so many different ways of what you can do as kind of same-sex, because I think it's so easy to read females better than a male.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

Again, it touches back on that wavelength thing. Of course it does. I feel like you're both on the same fucking page. But the music aspect is such a I think it just adds more intensity. Yeah, it does. And I fucking love it.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

It was it was a very good thing because I've never had music before I met you. Did did you have music before?

SPEAKER_03 23:14

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 23:15

Just something that you came across on, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:17

No, because I I'm a big music fan. Like I love music. Yeah, music's always on in our house. Yeah. So I don't know, one day I was just like, why don't we create a fucking playlist? And turns out we do a few rotations of that playlist.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

Guys, if you want the Spotify playlist, yeah, don't worry, because we can drop that shit, like no problem at all. Make it public. Make it public, get them shares going.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

But we have had so much fun with sex. And don't get me wrong, like, this is just scraping the fucking surface. Oh, honestly, we could be here for fucking ever. But I just want to shout out to Love Honey, and anyone that's listening to this, like new to it, wants to spice it up. Love Honey is your fucking gal.

SPEAKER_01 24:02

Have a browse, like obviously, this is UK based, and it's these like smallish companies that cater to more. I think there's a lot more thought process behind it. Oh, yeah, they're like they're like trial and testing these fucking products before they go out, and I think they've even got like an LGBTQ side, and I'm like, that's that's amazing because we are lesbians, there is not many things that directly hit our target audience unless it's fucking negativity, let's be honest. So it was quite refreshing, and it's a when you said the website is really welcoming, yeah. It's just so intimidating. Not at all, like it weren't instantly a man and a female, it wasn't it's not like that when it came to ads. No, no, no. So love honey is is the way to go if you are here in the UK with us. Obviously.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

If you're listening to this as well, like fucking hit us up, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:56

Like let us know what's around the ball. Apps are fucking lutely. Apps are fucking lutely. We'll give you great reviews because we love it. We love a review, we love actually knowing kind of what we're getting into.

SPEAKER_03 25:07

Well, yeah, you don't want fucking pain. What's the fucking point? Oh fuck no, don't want it to be totally fucking intestined.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Yeah, fuck that.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

But for us, pretty good. Alright, I'll leave you with one thing. What's the next sex toy that you want to try?

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Fuck me, you put me on the spot now, aren't you? Jesus Christ. I don't know, because obviously there's so many different ones, and I do like giving. I do. Um I've become more of a sub a bit more that you fucking have. More more recent. But I would probably I think we need more like accessories.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

So like some handcuffs, maybe some um what are they called? Floggers. Floggers. Sorry, you were demonstrating and I sorry, I was not wanking someone off. Um I was trying to get the the um sort of motion in. But yeah, something like that, or I don't like these clit things though.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

No, because we were saying that too much clit stimulation, fuck me, it's gonna drop off.

SPEAKER_01 26:17

I will not be able to recover.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

It's not enjoyable at that point, it's fucking sore.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

It's sore, it's sore, and then you probably feel like you are orgasming probably for the next day and a half. Yeah, no, like there's that that's kind of the new craze I feel at the moment. And I understand if it's self-pleasure, I can understand that aspect, but when you're in the bedroom, I don't think one of them is necessary. Like if your man or your your partner woman is not no, we've got a tongue for a reason. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

Well, some people can't use that.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

No, and um and I'm just gonna put it out there if you have a tongue piercing does not make you better than that that lit lick and click. It does not make you any better. So if you're also thinking about getting a tongue piercing to fit in with society because you lick clit, you are just not going the right way about it.

SPEAKER_03 27:03

Stay working, hun.

SPEAKER_01 27:05

Just stay with the fucking mother tongue and just lick that shit. Yeah. There's a whole fucking thing. Like, honestly, just keep doing you. We don't need to add any fucking jewellery, accessories, or any fucking verjazzles to the fucking pieces. Leave uh leave them as they are. Leave the garden alone. Leave Eve's garden as they fucking came.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

I think uh my toy actually got a few. Go on. I was waiting for this actually.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

Have you read Fifty Shades? I have not read it, I've actually like just watched it instead.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

I think the books are meant to be really good, like a lot I can't remember if it's in the films, but in the book there's this like stainless steel balls like attached on like some rope. Okay. And he puts them up cooch. Right. But it's it's almost like when she's at an event and they're clinking together, they're actually making a almost brain vibration. No, no, it's it's like the the movement and they cling together. Right. And it's like almost internally s stroking you, I guess. Fucking hell. I really want to try them. Let's get them. Because I think it's it's interesting, like if you were out in public, like going for a dinner.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

This is the next thing that we want to to like go down, like the avenue, because we when we're out and we've had a few drinks and we've gone for a nice dinner, it becomes very fucking saucy very quickly, very steamy, yeah, very spicy very quickly. And I would I would think that that would be quite a funny thing. I'd be I'd be gone.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

We wouldn't even get to dessert. No, you would be my dessert, but I do want to try them and a fucking spreader bar. So you that I think I'd get cramped. No, see, I don't mind being the guinea pig. She doesn't know. Please strap me up. I just really want to spread a bar because I want to be like thrown around the bedroom.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

Right, do you want to come up to bed now? Please.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

Like, I want to be thrashed around. Like, if I could be suspended, please. I know you would. Yeah. Okay, but not hardcore bondage, like fucking masks and shit. That isn't actual in. No, don't.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

Honest the fuck. Like, if you think if I ever come home, you look like that, I'd walk straight out, pack my bags, like I'll put the key through the fucking letterbox. Don't you worry, Han, have the house.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

And I think I'm just really intrigued. So, any of you guys that are listening, has anyone tried a sex wing?

SPEAKER_01 29:43

I don't know how I feel about that, you know.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

But do you think it's more set to heterosexual relationships? I think so. I think I've I've seen a lot of people uh that are straight use a sex wing. I'm just curious if same-sex relationships have used one.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

Basically, what we're saying is we want all your fucking sex stories, please. We want them fucking raughed up. Always our email is open to everyone. Yeah, whackers your stories because we'd love to share them. Um, obviously, anonymously, no problems. But if you wanted to get featured, then fucking bring it on.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

Just let us know because we're really intrigued.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

We would we would love it, but keep the cum the the cum. Oh. Oh, we're here. Oh, we're definitely going upstairs. We're definitely going upstairs in a moment, guys. I think we should wrap it up here and strap in and strap on and let's go. Yeah? Yeah. All right, fair enough. Catch you that, guys.