We In The Lobby
An unhinged and unfiltered discussion of random thoughts.
We In The Lobby
CANDY DON'T SPOIL
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Appreciate you, my boy.
SPEAKER_10Some nigga shit right this bitch.
SPEAKER_02This shit straight from Halloween, from Krima.
SPEAKER_10I ain't even gonna lie though. Really Krima. My whole life I ain't never really been able to open this. This shit said expire in September 21st. But it's okay. Can it only expire, bro? What?
SPEAKER_00That's the more blackest shit.
SPEAKER_11Don't fuck your beat.
SPEAKER_13No, no, no. Okay, look at it. Look at it.
SPEAKER_11That chocolate still gonna taste the same, bruh. That chocolate's still gonna taste the same, bruh. If you don't want it, this shit tastes like straw milk, nigga. Well, I'm not about to throw it away.
SPEAKER_12I'm not about to throw it away either. You already know the rules.
SPEAKER_01You already know the rule. You already know the rules. I ain't gonna lie, nigga. This way for stale as fuck. And I ain't your cat, nigga. This shit is stale, bro. That is it, bro. You wanna pee? Hell no, I don't eat Kit Kat.
SPEAKER_03Hell no.
SPEAKER_01Go throw it away, bro.
SPEAKER_13I'm about to throw this little way. You know what? That shit don't taste right. Hell no.
SPEAKER_11Hell no. Hell no.
SPEAKER_10That's why I got the candy.
SPEAKER_11Fuck more. Fuck no. Yeah, that dude. That still does out there. Candy don't spoil. He don't. Nigga. Uh uh. This shit damn. Y'all know back in the day I just go to your grandma's house and got that candy didn't spoil. Grandma used to have the goddamn little thing. Like candy did. You tripping.
SPEAKER_13My grandma had candy in there since 1985. I know. I know. I'll be damned if I touched my hand in that bottle with that motherfucker. Yeah, that's grandma used to update. The top was straight.
SPEAKER_11The top was straight, but that shit tastes like peanut butter.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, candy cane. I'm okay. I'm I'm gonna drink my sprite.
SPEAKER_11Don't trust none of that shit. No, the candy cane is straight. I ain't that right, T. No. That's super straight. That sprites okay.
SPEAKER_02I wanna hear that shit. For real.
SPEAKER_04Bro, I ain't hungry enough to eat no stealth shit.
SPEAKER_02This shit, you see, I only ate one. Go throw it away, bro.
SPEAKER_01I ain't about to get up, nigga.
SPEAKER_11You already halfway off the couch.
SPEAKER_09That shit was fucking gross. I'm mad now.
SPEAKER_01I'm halfway out the couch to get niggas space.
SPEAKER_09I'm mad now. Nah, bro. No, I'm saying you can just step up. Nah, fuck that. I'm mad now. Nigga, I'm lounging, bro.
SPEAKER_13Right. That shit said 0925. This shit said.
SPEAKER_01Nigga, but you ain't looking to sell by days. Why the fuck do you still have that on your counter? Bro. Because he said candy don't spoil.
SPEAKER_10How many days you been eating that candy?
SPEAKER_11Bro, I don't eat candy like that.
SPEAKER_10So why you got on your counter? This shit done ruin my whole day, nigga.
SPEAKER_11You be giving you giving old candy. No, bro. I only get old candy kids, bro. He was when I picked it.
SPEAKER_02That nigga was gonna get an old ass candy in October. It's still closed. Hold on, my boy. Alright. Do you want the candy can? I got candy canes, nigga. I got my own candy canes, Falk nigga. I hope your bitch is green fog nigga too. I hope you got peppermint.
SPEAKER_10Oh, lame man, nigga. Fuck ass nigga.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Taste the motherfucking rainbow, bitch.
SPEAKER_03Pause. Okay, okay, okay. I had to check them with two.
SPEAKER_01Hey, if you tell you if you tell somebody that's gay to taste the rainbow, is that offensive? Make sure that uh it might be microwave. Okay. In this day and age.
SPEAKER_10Hey, if you tell if you tell a gay person to taste the rainbow, is that offensive?
SPEAKER_11Hell nah, because they already don't taste the fucking rainbow. Shit. They can understand out everybody. Shit. You gotta break it, bro.
SPEAKER_10I mean, but my taco is here now.
SPEAKER_02That nigga about to be poopin', nigga.
SPEAKER_10I'm ready. I can talk my shit.
SPEAKER_02Now hey nigga, start the show, nigga. Wait, wait, we gotta wait for V.
SPEAKER_10He even he fixed popcorn and shit. Taco.
SPEAKER_02He can see he can he can call this shit out from the from the other room. He can make a popcorn online.
SPEAKER_11He gonna get his goddamn.
SPEAKER_02Hey, record that shit on your phone, nigga. We we cut it in. We like walking through, we like, hell yeah.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, though I told you I was like, that little ass personal side bag of popcorn. No, I don't know right now, but go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. I'm gonna get fucking with you. You can get you no napkin in there. It ain't no napkin. Nah it's hot, bro. It's hot, bro. Look, man. You trying, you trying to get it. You got me a little bit, come on. You trying to get me brand my hands.
SPEAKER_01Look, man, you be a little bitch. Hey man, that shit stinks. No, nigga. I'm eating peppermint. Peppermint and butter popcorn in a crazy combination.
SPEAKER_03That's actually a flavor, by the way.
SPEAKER_01And that shit sounds crazy as fuck.
SPEAKER_11It's for the whites. He gotta get his taco first. Let me eat his taco.
SPEAKER_02Get your food first. That nigga look like goddamn uh that nigga from from uh drumline. That dark skinned nigga from uh you know talking about the brother from from Tia Tamara and them niggas and that little nigga. That's my guy. That's my nigga from ACM. Yeah, that nigga. This all the same nigga we talking about, nigga.
SPEAKER_10You just call me Marcus?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You know when the nigga was online and he had to goddamn eat that back in the paper.
SPEAKER_09That's what I just remember like three times in my life. When he uh when he Michael Jackson back in the day.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, legendary nigga. That's a black history. Black history, goddamn. That nigga was simple too. Yeah, yeah. Type shit. It means no worries. Hey, it means no fucking words.
SPEAKER_10Legendary nigga. You know, he rich as fuck from that one thing. Oh, yeah, I bet crazy. Shout out to his mama for being small to hell. His mama got him the royalty deal.
SPEAKER_11Hey, he's good for life.
SPEAKER_10Literally. I crazy the fuck. He even got paid off the remake. They had to.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Why the fuck did they make a remake? I'm gonna be honest for sure.
SPEAKER_10You gotta think about it though.
SPEAKER_11I like the other one they did when we was younger, but not this new one.
SPEAKER_10But the young folk love the new one.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, because you gotta do it.
SPEAKER_10Because remember, they don't have the old.
SPEAKER_11And got Beyonce in it. That's a problem. They always trying to redo some shit that don't need to be redone.
SPEAKER_10I don't think niggas is as creative as they used to be. They not.
SPEAKER_03So y'all knew that Mulan is based off of a real story, right?
SPEAKER_11What they say with that based off of she died.
SPEAKER_04She was uh Mulan is based off of damn. I can't even remember.
SPEAKER_12She was an empress. I can't remember. Damn, but she was she started fighting with her. She started fighting, like she started fighting with her people.
SPEAKER_02But you know the theory on that motherfucker. How we get on Asian history. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03But either way, she either way, Disney ain't in the real life.
SPEAKER_02Shout out to Sud Appreciation Month.
SPEAKER_13Story poker honey, John Smith, aka Christopher Columbus. This bitch done, smallpox, malaria, all that shit. That motherfucker was a warrior. She had bodies.
SPEAKER_03Her real name is John Rowe. Pocahontas was 14.
SPEAKER_10Pocahontas was the daughter of a uh prominent, powerful Indian chief in Virginia. They ran Virginia, all that shit. The white folk cannot comfort them.
SPEAKER_04So they went after the chief's daughter. They kidnapped.
SPEAKER_03He was gonna make this land. His land.
SPEAKER_10They kidnapped that girl. Took her back to Europe. She done been raped, beat all of this shit. Forced to marry this man. And then she died of uh like whatever diseases and shit that she contracted from white folks.
SPEAKER_11All of her like the whole combination. And then Disney took it and it's a pretty ass story.
SPEAKER_12Show the dog with the legacy.
SPEAKER_04I'm sorry about it. I can't remember my real name no more. If you would have had me yesterday, I would have.
SPEAKER_07Oh, she had to tell a different name too. Yeah, Lando Lake. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a condition. It's a condition. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_12Somebody told me I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_03I was like, what? I didn't like on the trade, but I was like, wow. She was just like just think about it.
SPEAKER_13You collect phone calls. You have sensory issues. Like just random stuff. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I'm like everybody know how that. Yeah, nigga, you better do anybody want one of my tacos. I'm always gonna ask it. Oh I'm probably gonna nigga, I'm gonna ask one time.
SPEAKER_07I'm gonna say yes. There we go. What kind you got? It don't matter. You got hard and soft taco.
SPEAKER_11Pause. I said pause. Damn, you need wild lately.
SPEAKER_13I heard you got hard assaults. Bro, come home.
SPEAKER_02God damn. We ain't talking about it. You be watching them B T movies by French. Hey, with the B T movies by Prince.
SPEAKER_01Hey bro, you don't know.
SPEAKER_11Hey or not. Yeah, how the hell is I gonna explain the shit?
SPEAKER_01I don't know, nigga. You better figure it out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12No, you can't even say you got burrito.
SPEAKER_01Hey bro, you know that pause culture got us fucked up though. Yeah, you're right. You be saying whatever the fuck you got going on in your head, boy.
SPEAKER_04I got a problem.
SPEAKER_02And they say I got a problem.
SPEAKER_04I finna make y'all a problem and make y'all wonder if y'all on the special for real.
SPEAKER_02I already know I am.
SPEAKER_10But go when you think or when you read, do you hear an inner dialogue to yourself when you read? For sure. And guess what? I got an accent. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09I got an accent. What does that mean?
SPEAKER_04You don't hear nothing?
SPEAKER_01What's your accent?
SPEAKER_14No, no, no, no. It'll be like, it'll be like, so let's just say prime, right? Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07He on the spectrum.
SPEAKER_14He voted on the spectrum.
SPEAKER_07That nigga fucked up.
SPEAKER_02That nigga owned that bitch.
SPEAKER_01Ride the wave on that bitch, bro.
SPEAKER_10This nigga said his inner voice got an accent. Boy, you got problems.
SPEAKER_01Think your way. Think your word. Under this pizza.
SPEAKER_12That shit makes me laugh like a motherfucker, boy. I told a joke one day. I told a joke to myself, boy.
SPEAKER_07I was dying.
SPEAKER_11Oh, you be I'll be doing that shit too. Boy. Laughing at my own jokes and shit. Oh, yeah, but you got to, nigga, because you don't laugh at yourself. You know you lay in the head. For real.
SPEAKER_10Do you hear a voice like as you're reading? Do you hear it being played out loud in your head? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yes. Do you? Not really. Yes.
SPEAKER_10You don't?
SPEAKER_01Nah. Okay. I do.
SPEAKER_11We do. I don't. You're weird.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_11I normally hear my fucking voice. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_10So when you read it and you're not saying anything out loud.
SPEAKER_01Oh, when you read it silently.
SPEAKER_10Yes. Do you hear it in your head?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, of course. I hear my fucking voice. Everybody don't hear that. That nigga don't want to fit in now.
SPEAKER_11He's like, nigga, what the fuck are you doing? Go get some tissue in the kitchen. I see what I see what I see with. Go get some tissue then see what I see with you.
SPEAKER_10Like you cook.
SPEAKER_01Nigga. Now nigga, you in there breaking this? Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, you want to nap and go get some tissue, nigga.
SPEAKER_01I don't know, nigga. That's it. You know the toilet, like it's tissue.
SPEAKER_02What? It's fresh tissue, bruh. Okay. I'ma let you believe that.
SPEAKER_11I'm not even gonna break your little world or shit. Bruh. You know, back in the day, nigga that had on nap and he gonna grab a thing and I know what you said, but I know what I know now. Okay, you know what I'm saying, though.
SPEAKER_04I ain't gonna lie, I ain't never did that. I've never done that.
SPEAKER_11What?
SPEAKER_02Got tissue out the back. Yeah, yeah. I'm talking about wipe your hands.
SPEAKER_04But I've never done that.
SPEAKER_02I'm not gonna break the glass for you, bro. You keep doing that shit.
SPEAKER_11I don't do it no more, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_01You talking about what? Do you do the paperwork?
SPEAKER_11Paperwork for what?
SPEAKER_01You know what the fuck I'm talking about. No, I don't, bro. No, no, no, no. I you know what I'm talking about. I don't like QT now. You don't do the paperwork at QT when you you know stop on the on the job?
SPEAKER_08What?
SPEAKER_01Oh, the fuck no. See, you know what I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_08No.
SPEAKER_11What the fuck is that? I don't know.
SPEAKER_08I don't shit in public.
SPEAKER_11I can tell y'all stop doing that shit. Oh, I ain't got no choice. Hell I recorded that. Yes, you do got a choice.
SPEAKER_10You can wait till you get the fuck home. Nah, nigga. If you gonna do it, nigga, do you do that?
SPEAKER_11Oh, yeah, of course, bro. All right. It's all about self-control. That shit like a TP right now. It's like a TP. It ain't no self-control. My bowels move, they gonna move, motherfucker. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Nigga said when they move, I move. Yeah, just like that.
SPEAKER_06You playing self-control on this one.
SPEAKER_13What the fuck is breath?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, yeah. I'm about to go eat breath.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I know. Yeah, we got it.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. I can work now.
SPEAKER_11Hey man. Alright, here we go.
SPEAKER_10I really was starting to get like pissed off. Like I'm hungry. Hey look. Damn, can we get a moment of the name? Can we get a moment of silence?
SPEAKER_13Shit. It's not for white people. I don't know. RP the Sanford and Son Lamont. That's all I'ma say. That's real ass nigga. And the day I agree closed his eye, boy.
SPEAKER_03I'ma cry. On my mama. On BG. I'ma cry.
SPEAKER_10Moment of silence over. It was over. I was asking because it never happened, because he just talked to us. It was over. I just want to see what y'all call.
SPEAKER_11It was over with. It's over with.
SPEAKER_02Nigga got goddamn, goddamn, got down, got down.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, that's shooting dice with Fred right now.
SPEAKER_10Shady Grady. You feel me? Damn, but Shade the Grady had a son in the truck. Just didn't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_14There's a few people that we need to shout out. That's part of Black History Month. Blade, Weston Snipes.
SPEAKER_10Why we shining out Weston's Knipes? You know how many fucking white people that nigga done killed is Blade nigga? You know how many white shout out to that nigga. God damn.
SPEAKER_04This nigga said reparations.
SPEAKER_12Well, well, brother, you got a point with that. Verse Thomas Jefferson, I guess. The fuck you want? Like am I wrong?
SPEAKER_11Hey man, you stupid as hell.
SPEAKER_04Oh, shit. Denzel Washington. I give him his ups.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we shouting out people. Shout out to Malcolm X. Hey man, shout out to Martin Luther King too. Cause he realized that equality don't mean to be you gotta be with D. All that shit. He realized that.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Hey, for those of y'all who want to know, segregation is real and need to come back. Yeah, it's already fucking here. I agree to a certain extent. Let us have our own shit then. I agree to a certain extent.
SPEAKER_07But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_03Because you don't know what's gonna happen. They still gonna try to get one up.
SPEAKER_07We still gonna have a shitty ass water fountain. Let me ask you a question.
SPEAKER_10They got their own president, they got Congress, they got jobs and shit because they white. They got all of this shit. Why they still mad at us?
SPEAKER_07Oh, because we still it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's the poverty, it doesn't matter. They can always try to figure out a way to fucking go. Always.
SPEAKER_10I'm just curious about that shit though. Like, because niggas be minding it. Because we still it doesn't matter what you take from us, we still gonna have it. But we be minding our own business, and they should be walking around mad.
SPEAKER_13Because we got it, we got the motion. They be mad like this. That's all it is. Yeah, it all it is. It's really, it's really the lack of melody. It's the lack of melody that makes me hold my gloves on. Because it's black history money, we only got 28 fucking days.
SPEAKER_09The fuck? You not angry?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Hey man, we gotta do some rock and software.
SPEAKER_11Rock them software shit. Yeah, goddamn.
SPEAKER_04I feel I feel how come? All right, just hit me out.
SPEAKER_11Okay, go ahead.
SPEAKER_04All the months ain't got 31 days, right?
SPEAKER_1130 got 30.
SPEAKER_10Right. But some months got 31 days. Why don't we just take a couple days off these 31s and give February like shit?
SPEAKER_02All of them supposed to have 30 days. Based on the book of Enoch.
SPEAKER_13Why the fuck can't Juneteenth be about black people? Why the fuck it gotta be about everybody else? Why you gotta incorporate the gays? I'ma just say it. Fuck all that. Why you gotta incorporate the gays? Why you gotta say, oh, we gonna say it's Mexican, whatever the month it is too. Viva La know the fucking.
SPEAKER_10Oh yeah, they be having Mexican heritage market. Like twice a fucking year.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, that's twice a fucking year. That's it. You know what? That's a propaganda to make me hate Mexicans. And I don't hate Mexicans. I love Mexicans. I love everything about Mexicans.
SPEAKER_11I loved it.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, you ain't Mexican, but I ain't Mexican, but I love it. But at the same time, don't push that goddamn agenda, man. Nigga might part spang your ain't don't put that don't put that agenda. Don't spang your what is your what you will? You something. You ain't all nigga, you something.
SPEAKER_01He fully now hold on now. Yeah. Look, nigga, he's touch your subject. He full of nigga.
SPEAKER_10He full of nigga.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_01No, nigga.
SPEAKER_10I told y'all nigga he won. We all ain't we all ain't full of niggas. Nah, but you can tell he ain't.
SPEAKER_01At the end of the day, look. Y'all trying to act like I say it's all wrong. What that mean? What you mean by that? Look at that. What you mean?
SPEAKER_10I'm about the blackest on your own scout. That don't mean you ain't a halfling.
SPEAKER_01Nigga, it's dark niggas in in in the Dominican Republic. There ain't no halfling.
SPEAKER_11We all say the black blackest bitch who black black. Y'all black. We all black, right? You black. You black. We all black. I'm black. Brown, black, light skin, we all black. I don't know what you think, bro. I'm black, y'all. We black. That's great. I'm black and black brown. Everything black. We make different chocolate colors, everything. Yeah. What you mean? I bought it. You gotta say that's a different.
SPEAKER_10I'll let you smell it. Hey man, I ain't even gonna lie.
SPEAKER_09Don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_10I shouldn't even do this. Don't worry about it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I got a cocoa butter stick roll. Fuck is you saying? It's so goddamn cold outside. I gotta I gotta roll with this bitch on boy. I be goddamn just going.
SPEAKER_13You know what? What? It looked like I've been goddamn on Call of Duty, bitch.
SPEAKER_10I need to put a scalp out of this bitch.
SPEAKER_12You just need to just dip the boil. That's wild.
SPEAKER_10You need some all for real. You had to pill a scab. Look, I know. How the fuck you got cocoa? You got the cocoa buttons just nasty as fuck, nigga.
SPEAKER_11It just be bad. You know what be bad though? You don't be bad.
SPEAKER_13I got down like like put enough right. As soon as I roll right here, I'll be putting that shit against my skin. I'm like, God damn it.
SPEAKER_12I don't got eczema.
SPEAKER_02I got cold as god eczema. Right, nigga. That shit just got downflake off in the winter time.
SPEAKER_09Have y'all really seen folks with like real bad eczema? I got a cousin. I used to. I got a cousin.
SPEAKER_10I did a bad eczema. My cousin shit like kill the crop bad. Yeah, I did my right here. Yeah, he had it too. Oh no, right here. My cousin shit, and I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_09I'm not saying that putting a little T's on the back. His shit started at my ankle. And it goes all the way right here. His shit was like crop skin. Like kill the fucking croc. Like he got up some pure Stacy Adams. Boy, I'll be like, God damn, you fucking amphibian. God damn. Oh my goodness, boy. Reptilia.
SPEAKER_10I had that shit on the I still got it. That nigga said he didn't know how to maintain that shit. That nigga put on the shirt.
SPEAKER_02But Reptil. Fucking real. Hey, bro, Tar, but I'm never mind.
SPEAKER_00That's all right.
SPEAKER_10I'm like, God damn, bro. Look. I said, bro, I did put on loads of shit. That man a different kind of act. I did put on.
SPEAKER_11That nigga need baby oil. God damn it.
SPEAKER_09Pause on all that.
SPEAKER_07That nigga said you need some Vaseline, you need some baby oil.
SPEAKER_09I don't need none of that shit. None of y'all.
SPEAKER_01I didn't say nothing about no vaccination. I ain't got nothing to do. You said baseline. I said petroleum drink. There we go.
SPEAKER_10Churches chicken and girls. I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02I smell like Chip fil A. I don't give a fuck. Chip fil A use peanut butter, uh peanut peanut oil or some shit.
SPEAKER_10It'll stick to his ash better.
SPEAKER_07That's funny.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_11That's funny as hell.
SPEAKER_10No, but no. But yeah, bro. Black folks just need their own shit, bro. Like segregation at the end of the day, segregation is not what we're talking about. I want to know. We gotta rain this shit back in. That white thing. We talking about black folk, black shit, our shit. Hold on. Hold on. I need to get this Koofy nigga. I got a question. What the fuck? I got a question. Hold on, what's a koofy?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah. Big pie, my brother. He needs a uh uh uh Congo then yeah, all that shit. Hey, I don't fucking white.
SPEAKER_10I should have came in there being I should have came in and be in the dashiki then since y'all want to talk this shit.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, you still go to the next next episode. You still go to salads and get a little moo moo. Hey man, we bring all the five next week. Fuck you. Why you would be this?
SPEAKER_01Why you would be this nigga with a ponytail? Hey, get that nigga the braided chair and shit.
SPEAKER_10You know what, you know what crazy, bro? This nigga got on a fake Koofy, he's talking all this shit. First of all, head turban.
SPEAKER_02I got on I got on my cancer cap. So chill out. Whoa.
SPEAKER_09That gotta be blocked up. That guy looked like a dirty Rastafari thing. That gotta be blocked up. That gotta be blocked up.
SPEAKER_06Oh no.
SPEAKER_07What the hell did you say cancer can? I don't know, that first thing popped in my head.
SPEAKER_01I thought about cotton nigga. I thought about little bitch.
SPEAKER_10Hey, who told y'all cotton had cancer? Like, where did they come from? That bitch had no eyebrows.
SPEAKER_12The fuck? Now little bills got that up. Lil' got the bills.
SPEAKER_11Little eyebrows, ain't it? Lil's and his daddy staged that bitch off his ass. He got the ball.
SPEAKER_13Stavin this shit off of the fucking blue box. I'm gonna be little bill. You won't be willing to buff.
SPEAKER_10Hey, I just wanna put it out there. Y'all just fucking love because I did not realize Lil Bill's name was William until right now.
SPEAKER_12Damn. Damn. You out here telling that. What you told me? What you told that girl? I thought that was a big bill. I told the house of big bill. Give me your head.
SPEAKER_10Lil Bill name and William. Lil Bill's name and William. He must have been a joke.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, that bitch a cold as that.
SPEAKER_11What Bill Cosby put the bowl on top of your head.
SPEAKER_12I'll give that bitch a Jesse Jackson one so clean.
SPEAKER_10Will William? Right. I didn't connect the dots for Lil Bill. I'll tell Lil Bill. Hold on. This nigga said that the biggest one.
SPEAKER_13My brother, my brother. Kayu had no hair, bro. No hair. No hair. He just Rosie was there. He was just a little bit.
SPEAKER_10That nigga look bitch, bro.
SPEAKER_13He had no stamina, bro.
SPEAKER_10He had no endurance. Kai was really sick, bro. He was real, he kept on the outside for that long.
SPEAKER_02But I think they like they debunked this shit.
SPEAKER_10Did they take him to the beach?
SPEAKER_02I think all this shit was in his dreams. Like you pretty much. He was in the uh IC.
SPEAKER_13And they pulled the plug. Because how the fuck the cat and the king?
SPEAKER_00How the fuck the cat and the king? All that brain activity lasts seven seconds. Goddamn cat king. Look at it.
SPEAKER_10What the fuck is wrong with y'all? I don't understand you, Rosie. No, the fuck you do.
SPEAKER_11Amen. Hey, that's a good way to look at that shit though. He probably was dreaming like that. It had the blurred out edges and shit. Remember how that tree that had the blurred out edges her name is? Who?
SPEAKER_13The Arthur Fran, the girl? Francine. Yeah. Francine was a whole stud though. She was really Francine wanted to muff a muffin. What did you think? Right, right, right, right. You owned the stuff when they got it. Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_11Buster tried to get that guy to get it. I did watch the episode where they thought they Arthur thought she liked her and all that other shit. He was like, Yeah, well, that's that's that modern day shit. Yeah, I ain't seen that shit.
SPEAKER_10I don't know about that one. And that was the old one. That was the old episode.
SPEAKER_02Old, old one. Yeah. Now, because you remember they started adding cell phones in there. And you know what's crazy though.
SPEAKER_10You know what's crazy? What? I had to go Bruce Bounner, but they added cell phones. He really wanted to uh I seen Mr. Ratburn with gay though. Oh, he was gay as fuck. Yeah, they made that nigga gay. He had a whole weather with a nigga, bro. If y'all remember though, back when we were kids, Mr. Ratburn had a wife. Yeah. They just never showed her, but she was in the book and shit. She was a beard.
SPEAKER_14That was a beard. What? That's what that's what they said.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, nah. Hey man, you ain't about to gay five childhood, bro. Mr. Ratburn was gonna be a good idea. Arthur Arthur was my show. Arthur was Mr. Ratburn was gay as hell, bro. What is this? Back in the day, bro. Back in the day, they made him gay. They made him gay. That's true. When they started adding sales, like if you look at that last episode, Francine really did turn out to be gay. Yeah. We knew Francine was gay. Yeah. We knew Francine was gay in the very first week.
SPEAKER_13The fuck out of here. She hitting home runs like them niggas. Fuck you. Ain't no fucking way you gonna tell me that girl straight as fuck. Fuck out of here. Me and her bitch pressing the same fucking thing. Pulling him the fuck on. No, no, no. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. You ain't gonna lie to me.
SPEAKER_10So who what was uh what that nigga name is Binky? Binky was really a bitch. Binky Baster? No, no. Binky Barn. He really was a bitch.
SPEAKER_13He really, yeah, he really, he really was a bitch, bro. Like he was a bulldog.
SPEAKER_04That was the actual animal. Yeah.
SPEAKER_13So he was the actual bulldog. Yeah, yeah. All right, go ahead. Now, now you got uh George. George was the school shooter. Which one was George? George was the one with the antlas.
SPEAKER_10Like Asburgers or something?
SPEAKER_13George? Yeah. I don't know, but they can't.
SPEAKER_10His partner had Asberger or some shit. I don't know. His buddy had to be. I gotta go rewatch that. That shit's crazy. If you think about it though, George was uh artistic. He could build a lot of shit, but he was anti-socialist shit. George was autistic. And we all knew that Buster was white, but Buster had black problems. Remember, bro, George could just communicate with that. Buster had black problems. Buster, yeah, Buster was black. Buster was open together. Hear me out. His mama worked two jobs. His daddy was a pilot, right? His mama worked two jobs, and he was always by the biggest. But who that's no daddy?
SPEAKER_02This shit crazy. That's my nigga. And then he the only motherfucker in the show, uh, besides Arthur, that can wear the Koofy. Oh, yeah, that's right. Nah, Brady.
SPEAKER_09That nigga's name is Allen.
SPEAKER_13Like that nigga said that nigga knows he said my name was Ellen.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, right. He was smart, big smoke for real.
SPEAKER_10Then they celebrated Quanzia and everything. But the Brady family was actually black. That's true. Shout out to Brady. But I do think Arthur family was like whitewash. I think Arthur grew up in that like that black, white. Yeah, I think middle class family. Get the fuck out of here. Arthur was not no damn. Oh no, it could have been. How come they changed it from an R of Art to a mouse though?
SPEAKER_13When that happened. What the fuck are you talking about?
SPEAKER_10If you look at RC. In the books.
SPEAKER_13In the books, no, no, because it looks weird. They took it. So you gotta like make it less weird. You can't really have animals that look like people that talk like people. Like, like, okay, I get the booty.
SPEAKER_07That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yes.
SPEAKER_10I didn't even think about it. I thought about like, wait a minute.
SPEAKER_07As a child, we didn't think about that.
SPEAKER_02A proboscis. Alright, let's go there.
SPEAKER_07Did this motherfucker calling Caillou a cancer patient? He was.
SPEAKER_10We understand that. Okay. But why we come to that? But Caillou ain't never wore that. Hey man. Put it on him. Oh.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Why didn't you tell the kids ran away? You know that, right? That was all, yeah.
SPEAKER_10I believe that ran away.
SPEAKER_02It was smelling Christian out and then took a bug and then it was on the journey. But here's my favorite.
SPEAKER_10The hair is my favorite.
SPEAKER_07And that's her daughter in the Florida. And she had no parents. Her parents got killed because she was trying to find her way to America, right? My nigga. My first time. Right.
SPEAKER_10She was trying to find her way to America. Yeah, nigga. That's why she had a mouth. So you're saying she was on the ride from Iceland? Hell yeah, original. Immigration at that time. I shouldn't have said that. Hell yeah. That was her. No, that was a good way to put it.
SPEAKER_02That was a real way to put it though. They smuggling her across the goddamn.
SPEAKER_00No, but she smuggled herself. And then Swiper, swipe. And then she met Diego over there.
SPEAKER_09Swiper is border control. There we go. There we go. Oh shit. There we go. We own this shit. There we go. It makes sense.
SPEAKER_10Hey. Boots. Who boots? Boots. Who the fuck is boots? The monkey. Boots is something. I ain't never watched El Paso, so I don't know. Boots is her intel in El Paso. And he just pop in and pop out. Once she gets to El Paso, he's gonna get her from El Paso to Arizona. When she gets to Arizona, she can go anywhere.
SPEAKER_01Right, because he he always pop up halfway through the motherfucker. Aw shit.
SPEAKER_10Don't take this way. Take this way.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, he letting her know leading the way. Hey, nah. And then they find the map. These fucking got done. Then they find the map.
SPEAKER_01And then swiper pop up. Yeah. When they get close to Texas, y'all look more than creative. Yeah, that's it.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, they're amazing. So listening to y'all outlook on the shows from our childhood is crazy. So you get older, start thinking about this shit. Like, wait a minute, what the fuck? Hey, so if we watched all this shit when we were kids, what the fuck are they looking at now? Bullshit. They look at their brain rotten. They looking at shit, bro. I ain't gonna lie.
SPEAKER_07I saw it was a I don't know if it was a cartoon or a commercial, but it was a banana that got out of this pill. They still got the old shit out there. Go to YouTube. Oh yeah, PBS, PPS got tort cultures.
SPEAKER_08Oh, for real? Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_10Oh damn, okay.
SPEAKER_02Like I pulled on resets.
SPEAKER_11My mother girl watching that resets the other day here. For real? Yeah, yeah. That shit's sad as well.
SPEAKER_10But TJ Dett Weiler. Yeah, man. Hey. You want to know about that shit, Sue?
SPEAKER_11What?
SPEAKER_10All the motherfuckers.
SPEAKER_11So, what's your theory about that?
SPEAKER_07Each and every one of them kids had sad ass lives outside of school. That's why they love it.
SPEAKER_13TJ parents didn't fuck with them. Spinelli parents didn't even know that bitch existed. Gretchen parents stressed about education.
SPEAKER_07Well, well, she stressed about the education because her parents couldn't afford it. Her parents was hippies.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_07So she stressed about the education.
SPEAKER_10Gretchen parents used to smoke weed and shit. Exactly. Now they showed that in the show though. Gretchen parents was actual hippies.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, so she knew her parents ain't got no fucking money.
SPEAKER_10Hey, but what about the big giant, the big fat boy? What his name was? Mikey? Mikey was gay as hell. Mikey was in the closet. So what about the black boy? So what about the black, the black boy? Vince. Vince. Vince, hey man, Vince's gonna have a baby by the time he was a big couple of years.
SPEAKER_11Vince gonna sell dope.
SPEAKER_10No, they go club stuff.
SPEAKER_11I watched the show every time, every time they did something, Vince used to be like, Here they go again. I gotta follow. Yeah, here they go again.
SPEAKER_10If you want to be real, if you wanna be real, Vince was that nigga. But his friends is who he chose to hang around. So he kind of had to go back and forth. Cause remember, he would have started athlete and everything. Yeah, yeah. And then his brother had the big reputation, even though his brother was lame, but his brother had the huge reputation. Yeah, I forgot it like that. So everybody was just like, Vince, that nigga, Vince, Vince. And then he was like, I wanna go kill it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah. And they love been on the fucking playground. So hell yeah, they had a whole Craig Playground with Open World.
SPEAKER_10Craig of the Creek before. That was like the last what? Craig of the Creek. I didn't watch that shit. Man, shut up. What is what is that? It's Cartoon.
SPEAKER_13That's what I'm saying. Like, we know you gotta realize we didn't watch that shit.
SPEAKER_10Nigga, you what's it called? You right behind us. Yeah.
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SPEAKER_10What's it called? You said it's called the Craig of the Creek. Craig of the Creek. Craig of the Creek. Craig of the Creek. I ain't never heard of that. I mean no. That shit was hard. I heard of. I heard that.
SPEAKER_09That shit was anything, bro. But I heard it's a boom. Then you got oh yeah, of course.
SPEAKER_07That shit was weird as hell.
SPEAKER_10You said the cartoon? Y'all remember that shit called Zoom?
SPEAKER_01Come on in Zoom. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_10Zoom. Yeah, yeah. Y'all remember that shit? Why would the fuck where the we don't get away? Bro, it was on PBS. It used to come on at like five o'clock, bro. Yeah. You remember the address? Nobody really watched it unless you knew about it. They used to make it shit.
SPEAKER_0990234. You sent it to Zoom. Boston Mass.
SPEAKER_1090134. I kind of remembered.
SPEAKER_11I kind of look at Remember a little bit.
SPEAKER_10You might have fallen asleep on it. That nigga did fall asleep a lot, boy. Hey man. I don't understand. You should have enough energy, bro. Like you should have enough, like built up sleep to be over. Eight years, boy. Like real shit. That nigga be tired, bro. Hey, that nigga won't outlook us all, nigga. This nigga just falls in the floor.
SPEAKER_12Even as a baby, you don't thought this nigga slept a lot. I thought nigga was dead half the time. I thought niggas were dead. They say that for like for like 15 minutes. Shut your ass.
SPEAKER_01Nigga say you were nonverbal. All right, we got we got this. And nigga say you a Kayu for real. Shut your ass. Hey man, you can't be dragging me down here.
SPEAKER_07But you know what's crazy though? And we should not talk about this.
SPEAKER_02Anyway, shit went left, but we got down get back right and all that. We're gonna block that one up.
SPEAKER_11Man, shit, bro.
SPEAKER_04That segregation is not a bad thing.
SPEAKER_11It's true.
SPEAKER_02It's true. It's not. It is true. Segregation with your own equality and segregation is not the same thing.
SPEAKER_10Segregation with your own. We can be equal and still be separate. Would it be economically segregated or would it be racially segregated? We need to be both. When we were both racially and economically separated. I don't need to be able to be able to be able to do that. Look at all the black bro with all the blacks. Is that what he's saying? Nigga, shut up and listen. Because we're having half. Look at history, bro. What we did was we integrated into the white man's society. That's why we catch hell all the time. This is their world, technically, right? We jumped our asses in it instead of saying where the fuck we was at. We wanted equality. Separation was not necessarily the whole thing. We didn't want to be with them.
SPEAKER_07So do you want to go back to Africa, Marcus Garvey? I mean, shit, bro.
SPEAKER_10A lot of shit looking better than America right now if you want to weigh the odds. But our people's already in America. Because shit exactly. If motherfuckers keep talking, it's gonna be bums come over and they bitches.
SPEAKER_02So you still got aboriginals that were here, dark-skinned Americans that were here. Yes. Then you got Native Americans, which are your people that moved that.
SPEAKER_11How would you divide the Columbus punk ass?
SPEAKER_10Christopher Columbus ended up in like Barbados or the or the Bahamas or somewhere. Yeah. He didn't even come to fucking. Exactly. And then that folks saved his ass. And then he turned around and fucked them over. Yeah, he did. Apocalypto. But how would you Apocalypto? Yeah. That shit like that. But how would you separate that though? Like, how would you say, okay, all the because at the end of the day, if you got a drop of give us our own bank, don't even give us shit.
SPEAKER_02Just leave us the fuck alone once we create that shit.
SPEAKER_10Leave us the fuck alone.
SPEAKER_02So they reason we already have our reason they find a way to burn shit down.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, bro. We done had multiple black cities that they have winning in the because of our progress. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They say, oh, these folks are doing this, that, the third, and I tear it down. They done flooded. What? Lake Lanier? Oscarville? The shit got flooded.
SPEAKER_00It got flooded in America, bro. Kill everybody. Even in the far west in the West.
SPEAKER_01What's that shit called?
SPEAKER_02So would it be just but okay, but would it be just for the organ shit? They flooded out like three lakes in Oregon. But would it be just for Lakeshore? Would it be for like the Latinos?
SPEAKER_11Would it be for the Asians? Would it be for the Yeah, because it's kind of different now, bro?
SPEAKER_10I mean, just I ain't standing by the thing. It's kind of hard to say now. No, I get what you say. Now, the thing about black people are we are very accepting to other people. That's the thing. That's why we get fucked over so much. Cause we'll look a white man in the face and be like, you know what? I'm gonna give you a shot. Then they'll turn around and give a motherfucker benefit of the doubt. Alright, let me see how they motherfucker. And then no black feeling out and shit.
SPEAKER_02When the black dollar circulated in the community, it was strong. So the reason that it was so like hell bent on letting us integrate or even going along with that idea letting it letting us think it was our idea, is because they wanted the black dollar. That shit didn't record, right? So they just wanted our money. They seen how we was building on our own, and it was like in order for capitalism to survive in America, the black dollar is necessary. So they were like, come on. But they didn't want us, nigga. They just wanted the money. You gotta think about it.
SPEAKER_10That's why the credit system is in place now. Credit was prevented, uh was created to stop black people from buying shit easily. It was a way to keep us back, but then they kept it in place. That's the only thing. And then that's why black folks get discriminated against when they try to take out loans and shit. You can meet all the criteria, but for some reason your loan gets away.
SPEAKER_00Your car insurance as a black man.
SPEAKER_07But do you think like us as African Americans set up our kids with that failure too by naming them these outlandish names?
SPEAKER_02I don't think not us, I don't think our generation, but our previous generation definitely fucking failure.
SPEAKER_10Yes. I hate to say that, but yes.
SPEAKER_13Because everybody on this couch has a name that is a universal, that can go, that can like if you say my government name, you say your government name, your government name.
SPEAKER_10If your name is Dark Walon and I'm supposed to hire you, I'm gonna be looking like who the fuck this motherfucker is. But I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_11You shouldn't look at shit like that. We live in a world where that game helping. We live in a world where that's not an option.
SPEAKER_10Systematically, we have been programmed.
SPEAKER_01But even look at look at Japanese names, Chinese names. Yeah, it's it's it's just it's it's bullshit. Either way, that's it. But it's just a way to describe it.
SPEAKER_10We have been systematically programmed to look at shit that way.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's where we look at it.
SPEAKER_10And I'm telling y'all this from somebody who was a hiring manager. If I see your name and your name crazy as fuck, I'm gonna start laughing. Oh, you better interview your ass off with me now. Cause now you already got a strike against you, and it's fucked up that I'm saying that, but it's true. Think about how many times you done heard a wild ass name. The first thing you, oh, this motherfucker got to be this, that, the third. All this shit comes to your head naturally. You don't even try to do it. Right.
SPEAKER_09I ain't never thought like that. I mean, what do you trust you?
SPEAKER_10I can't trust a nigga that ain't got no inner voice when he thinks. Who the fuck is talking about? He's gonna go with that one. Who regulates? Oh, I don't do that. He can't go say anything like that, bro. I don't know what y'all say.
SPEAKER_01But I appreciate you if you really don't, bro. I don't discriminate in most people do.
SPEAKER_02If I if I'm at work, and like you said, when I was when I was managing niggas and I had to like show niggas the ropes, I was like, man.
SPEAKER_10You would always have that thought in your head, you hear that crazy, but out in the street, but like, hey, it is who it is. I'm gonna say this with work. You hear somebody with a crazy ass name, you're gonna think the worst, or you're gonna think something wild about that person, and then you might talk to them and be like, damn, that motherfucker cool. Maybe the tall. Yeah, you only about to be like, damn, that's my work, buddy. Type shit. It'd be the giant. But when you first see the names, that impact that you get when you first see that name, you're like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_01It'd be the regular names, yeah. Why your mama name you that type shit. Right. Look, but they can't control what they know what I learned though, they don't it don't be the dark waves's, it'd be the one kind of joshes be pissing me the fuck off.
SPEAKER_09It don't even be the Josh's, it'll be them, it'd be them goddamn collars, it'll be them collar.
SPEAKER_10Josh Chris Allen. Yep, at work, and they bitches straight up. Bitch is well, hold on. I do got some partners named Chris. I ain't trying to do y'all like that. Look, it's some folk with some with these. But in general, in general, when you see these names, don't be the one that do some slime ball shit at work. Yeah, go tell on your man at work, uh Nick, Nick, Nick. But I will say a lot of people named Nick My Bad brother. But nah, a lot a lot of folk named Nick be a bitch nigga.
SPEAKER_01I just I'm sorry, it's a lot of nicknames.
SPEAKER_10It's a lot of bitch ass niggas named Nick.
SPEAKER_02The thing is, when you had to handle people, you learn quick. Like bitchless. Them niggas with the regular names. Certain names hold chills. Certain names hold just they do. It's a lot of bitch niggas niggas. I can't say what I'm about to say.
SPEAKER_10It's a lot of bitch niggas named Nick. I'm just gonna say that. Fuck that. There's a lot of bitch niggas in this world.
SPEAKER_02Now all the Matthews I done ran across quite a few. All the Matthews I done ran across as cool people, except one.
SPEAKER_10But even the white Matthews be pretty straight. They be straight. I don't know. Rhymes be cool, folks. Shout out the Matt. Michaels be cool. Ryan's be cool. Ryan's can go both ways. Yeah. They can go in on how they spell that shit. They can go either way.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. They spell that shit the right way. Fuck a bitch. It's bitch nigga heretically.
SPEAKER_13It's bitch nigga. Yes. We all know a person who a bitch ass nigga, but it makes sense.
SPEAKER_11So no.
SPEAKER_06It's like reason. Oh no, no.
SPEAKER_11I'll go around everybody's family.
SPEAKER_10You know a perfect example of like bitch nigga being hereditary? Who that? Y'all seen the movie Moofasa? No, no. Scar was a bitch nigga from a little boy. He he did not stand a chance. Oh boy, that nigga daddy was a whole ho.
SPEAKER_01That nigga daddy was a whole gave that nigga kingdom to a whole motherfucking that ain't that ain't what happened.
SPEAKER_10That's not what happened at all, bro. Scar daddy is a bitch. Scar daddy a bitch. That's why Scar a bitch. Scar daddy. I know his daddy got killed. Hey man. Yeah, his daddy got killed because he a bitch. His daddy was a bitch. And fun fact, his daddy wanted to uh get rid of Moofasa from the very beginning. He was like, fuck that shit. Oh now Scar did Scar did be like Scar Daddy like his daddy was like, hey, Scar was like, hey, did my partner them? And his daddy was like, all right, I'll get you, I'll let you keep your little plaything. But then at the same time, Scar was kind of trying to bitch Moofasa. That shit just didn't go out. He played. But if you look at the movie, bro, Scar was Scar was he was seated with bitch from the very beginning.
SPEAKER_11Was it a cartoon or one of those?
SPEAKER_10It was one of them little animated 3D. You know who bitch. I ain't wado. That movie five shit. You know who ain't no bitch. Was he raised by a mama? Shrek? Was he raised by a mama? Shrek ain't no bitch in him, man. You know how that shit looked like. Shredd had no bitch in him. So his daddy had all the shred wasn't. Okay. Shred was black and fucked up.
SPEAKER_07Hey, Shrek was black and fucked. But Shrek wasn't the most big.
SPEAKER_12Shred lived on Joseph B. Lyon and then okay.
SPEAKER_10His daddy being the leader of all of them was the bitch nigga. Shrek the camera. Stop trying to say that whole ass nigga. That was his son. Scar Daddy was a bitch. You know what I'm getting at. Anybody who watched The Lion King or watched that movie Fossimov will tell you Scar Daddy. This is my Shrek. Yeah. Shrek. Oh, Shrek, my Shrek. That's my favorite movie. Shred was a on 10 toes. Shrek was a bad thing. Hey, Shrek. Happy Black. Hey, Happy Black History Month, Shrek. Yeah. Yes, sir. Real ass nigga. What about Dunky? He was funny. Dunky was just a funny ass nigga, man. Yeah, he was black, too. But that was Eddie Murphy, though. Yeah, Duncan. You can't go wrong with Ed Murphy.
SPEAKER_07You can't go wrong with that. That nigga funny. Funny as fuck. That nigga funny. Funny as fuck. That's another legend.
SPEAKER_10Top two funny people in the world right now is Ed Murphy and 50 Cent. That's it. Alright. I don't give a fuck what you say. I'ma move past. Why you say 50 Cent, bro?
SPEAKER_0450 Cent is my spirit animal.
SPEAKER_10I'ma move past.
SPEAKER_12I'ma just say that. Did you not see the commercial? We all know. That nigga said a comic. He said a com. You're not gonna need this. He said this cognac is four years old. 68 to 72 months. However you preferred. Nigga, that's the ultimate fucking troll.
SPEAKER_13You go on Netflix and troll a nigga that you don't like. I wanna do that. That really inspires me to do that.
SPEAKER_10I want to make it in life just to do that. He bought Diddy camera footage from his documentary. He bought it. He bought it because the nigga got locked up, bro.
SPEAKER_13So he understands like, bro, you get where I'm coming from. You gotta understand. I don't give a fuck how much money I got in life. I want to get to that level. Yep. I want to get to that level. I do. You trolling on a whole nother level.
SPEAKER_10Why you in prison to buy you every fucking movie? Jim Jones. Turn around about the buy that goddamn building that they shoot their podcast in, bro. 50 Cent is the oldest.
SPEAKER_07Y'all ain't got no heat. Y'all gotta wear jackets in your pocket. Y'all ain't got no heat. Like, come on.
SPEAKER_11Like both. That's whole 50. That's a whole different beat.
SPEAKER_13For real. Because at the end of the day, I don't give a fuck. If if I'm at that level with a person, you gonna hate me.
SPEAKER_10Yep. All my daddy. You gonna hate me. You gonna hate me. Don't let me get it. Well, don't let me get that kind of money.
SPEAKER_13You piss me off, nigga. I'll buy your mama the house and make her pay me rent. Stop playing with me.
SPEAKER_09Stop playing with me. What is she saying? I'm walking in that bitch every fucking way. Come on, where my money at? Little money, little money.
SPEAKER_11That's wild.
SPEAKER_09Where's my money at? Stop playing.
SPEAKER_10I feel that I'm like that. Uh uh. I'll fuck with 50 though. And get what? That nigga really can't have no guests.
SPEAKER_12You can't come over there. You're gonna give some stipulations and rules and regulations right now.
SPEAKER_13And my rent may not be two days late. My rent two days late, your shit out.
SPEAKER_10Your shit out. Everything might go.
SPEAKER_02Everything might go. Nigga, don't put the whole game plan out. That's what I'm gonna pay for.
SPEAKER_1050 cents is that the policy and he fucked around and was about to buy the building that y'all shoot y'all podcast in. Bro, no, no. The same day when y'all were talking shit about this man, you say, you know what? I got something for your ass.
SPEAKER_13How you troll so hard to the point where you got corporations wanting to do commercials off your trolls. Come on. I did it for free. But you don't pay me. Oh, that shit.
SPEAKER_10Definitely should have let him name that bitch the Diddler. They should've never did it.
SPEAKER_07If he would have done that, then here's it. This is the theme music.
SPEAKER_10Do-do-do, doo-do-do, doo-do-do-do. He should have played the pop piper.
SPEAKER_06Doo-do-do-do-do-do.
SPEAKER_02Y'all niggas do. Alright. Go goddamn.
SPEAKER_10Hey, hey, I'm gonna ask y'all that question. I'm gonna ask y'all that question that we all see right here. What? Y'all be listening to R. Kelly sometime?
SPEAKER_11Hell yeah! Did you see what was on? Nigga and R. Kelly. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_13Anybody that got my page know that I still say happy R. Kelly Fridays. So fuck what y'all talking about. Happy R. Kelly Fridays.
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SPEAKER_13Kelly, R. Kelly made some good music. Robin is fucked up. Robert is a fucked up individual.
SPEAKER_10Hey, his brother Robert up. That nigga brother is the real many. His brother's bad. His that nigga free as hell. That nigga has dirty than the beat.
SPEAKER_04That's the real nasty man right now.
SPEAKER_13Robert said, but I ain't gonna lie. My favorite Robert line. Hall time. I can't tie no.
SPEAKER_11Robert, Robert, bro. Who fight for my life? Hell no, but they all knew that man. They like that, man.
SPEAKER_10Hey, they did it. That was a real shit. Parents just said. Y'all know Bill Cosby out of jail. Hell yeah. Free brother. Yeah, I ain't know he was out either. That nigga been out. I forgot why I was there, but I said something. They was like, he been out of jail.
SPEAKER_07My thing is this. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_10He was innocent though. It was wrong. It was wrong. Bill Cosby was a starting degree.
SPEAKER_13It was wrong.
SPEAKER_10Bill Cosby was wrong. But he got arrested for fucking his girlfriend.
SPEAKER_13It was 40 fucking years ago.
SPEAKER_10She the one so she would feel better about fucking a nigga because she was a white.
SPEAKER_11Why would she say something more than you were taking girls together? Exactly. But she willingly took it.
SPEAKER_10She willingly took that shit.
SPEAKER_07Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.
SPEAKER_11Let me ask you a question.
SPEAKER_10Let me ask you a question. Hold on. Stop. They were taking Molly willingly.
SPEAKER_13I need to ask everybody a question. What's up? Do you think it's right that that lady weighed a person for the fucking years to say something?
SPEAKER_10No. No. That shit was wrong. You think they should have done anything too?
SPEAKER_02I don't fucking broke my back around this motherfucking guy. Damn, pause. Move on.
SPEAKER_10He broke his back. Broke back. Nigga, you ain't see me hit this motherfucking hell. Exactly. Why are we watching you sit down?
SPEAKER_04I was squatting cough and saying.
SPEAKER_09Hey man. Whoa.
SPEAKER_12He keeps watching my girl, bro. I keep telling you, but that's if it's going to be seen be a bitch.
SPEAKER_10That nigga ain't up on love after lockup.
SPEAKER_12Y'all niggas wild. Anyway, what the fuck you asked, nigga? Okay, look, booty bandit. So I asked. I asked. That nigga said he called you Chris Hanson because you're handsome. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So I asked. You know what that nigga said, though?
SPEAKER_10Wag more.
SPEAKER_01That nigga said he said he ain't like that boondock.
SPEAKER_10That's his name.
SPEAKER_13He be like, he didn't call him.
SPEAKER_02That nigga's crazy. Yeah, hell, bro. That nigga said he ain't like the boondocks skit, because uh he said he would have just took it. It wouldn't have been no conversation.
SPEAKER_12I gotta go Bruce Battle. I gotta go Bruce Battle. Hold on.
SPEAKER_07Hey, I'm starting to switch.
SPEAKER_01Alright, anyway, so what was it? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So this nigga asked. I don't know.
SPEAKER_13The question that I asked was Do you think it's fair that the ladies waited close to 40 years to say something about Bill Codes?
SPEAKER_02I don't I don't know what necessarily is fair, but what I do know is it was organized. Yep.
SPEAKER_12Correct. He wanted to buy NBC, but he couldn't buy NBC.
SPEAKER_10On top of that, he has a house that sells on a large ass oil deposit that they wanted.
SPEAKER_02There's a lot of shit between him and Michael Jackson, it's a lot of shit. Yes.
SPEAKER_10So it's all organization. First off, Michael Jackson was around little kids. That was weird. Hold on. We ain't never seen Billy.
SPEAKER_04Hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_10Don't do that. Don't do that. I didn't say he raped little kids. I said he was around little kids. Cully Coke came out and said Michael Jackson ain't never touched now by the next one. I didn't say touch nobody.
SPEAKER_09I said around. I said around. Here's the theory. I said around.
SPEAKER_02Hey, hey, don't be fucking with that. One of the theories was that he built Neverland Ranch to keep those kids away from the Epsteins and the Weinsteins and shit. I could believe that, though. I could believe that. I could believe that. All that all that shit all these bullshit going on.
SPEAKER_10So Jeffrey Epstein was doing that shit all the way back then in the 70s and 80s. He was that nigga ain't. Bro, you know Jeffrey Epstein is notorious. Like that shit. I know he's notorious, but I thought it started in the 90s. I think the only reason why it's paper trail from the 90s is because that's when people started trying to tell on him and they kept silencing that shit because people was reporting this motherfucker in the in the early 90s. That basically lady. Like nigga, I'm like three and four years old, and folks is reporting Jeffrey Epstein.
SPEAKER_11Somebody shot that nigga in the head a long time ago.
SPEAKER_02But you remember that model that got that ran out of the Epstein parties talking about something they eating people, eating humans? That bitch disappeared like two days after that shit.
SPEAKER_11What the nigga name is the boxer. Ryan uh Garcia Garcia.
SPEAKER_07He was he was vocal about that shit. They try to make something like he was crazy. First off, I don't trust what Ryan Garcia said. That nigga say nigga too much for me. I feel that though. I feel that.
SPEAKER_10I feel that. He does. Like, bruh, like con that shit before.
SPEAKER_12And then he ain't gonna say, oh, I don't mean to say it. Oh, I didn't mean to say it. But you're gonna say that shit. Oh no, you can't not mean to say that. You can't, like, come on, get the fuck up.
SPEAKER_10That's not a mistake. I didn't say nigga. And then how comfortable he said that shit. Nah.
SPEAKER_14You know what's funny though? There was a political organizer in Florida that uh uh that funded the Mexicans Love Trump Association.
SPEAKER_12Bitch got deported last Tuesday. Let's give it up. Let's give it up. Karma's a bitch. Let's give it up. Karma's a bitch, you hear me? Stupid fuck. This nigga stupid. You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker to help somebody get in the office to help and they helped you get the fuck out.
SPEAKER_11That shit crazy.
SPEAKER_13No. I watched the clips of it. I ain't gonna lie. What's buddy name? Uh I don't want to say this word, but he was running down the aisle. He was a little bit. No, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_04What did he know?
SPEAKER_13Yeah, him. Oh, that that's it. That motherfucker there we go. I didn't want to say it. That motherfucker said, I just wanna be on the straight road, straight never. I was like, what the fuck? Come on, bro. He can sing his ass off. Oh no, he can sing. Pause. He can definitely sing. He can definitely no. He he said he can sing his ass off.
SPEAKER_10Oh no. Y'all sing like I'm I'm confused why everybody mad at Jelly Roll though.
SPEAKER_12Because he lost weight. He said because he wanna be healthy. He said Jesus. He wanna live five more years. I don't know.
SPEAKER_10He said Jesus ain't got no political party and everybody got mad about that shit. Jesus don't have a political party. Jelly Roll is white at the end of the day. I don't give a fuck what y'all say. He grew around this day. I don't give a fuck. He is white. What did y'all expect? What did he say wrong? He didn't say shit wrong. So I mean what's the point?
SPEAKER_02We're talking about we talking about the worship. All right.
SPEAKER_10So we stood in the room. He stood in the room full of goddamn dark ass people and said Jesus don't have a political party and gave thanks to Jesus. I don't see anything wrong. The Graham had a problem with this year. Black people were mad at him.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. The Graham is fairly liberal this year.
SPEAKER_10Because he didn't say shit about ice. He is still mad, but he is still a white man.
SPEAKER_11There's a problem with the world. You still got white man. He gets mad about the wrong fucking shit, bro. Yes, it does.
SPEAKER_01Don't get mad about what you got going on.
SPEAKER_02As a black man, nigga, I don't have to talk about stupid. I don't have to talk about goddamn all this. That shit don't got shit to do with you. I don't have to talk about that.
SPEAKER_10You do not have the complexion for protection. Listen, he has the complexion for protection. I don't have to talk about all this. But I don't expect for a white man to even stand on some business that has nothing to do with it. It don't matter.
SPEAKER_01Even if that shit was limited on the liberty, to be like behind the center, bro. And he wasn't going for it.
SPEAKER_10No, but I agree with you. Any entertainer that did not talk about politics got looked at in a bad light for some reason. For what? That entertainment is a very popular thing. It's a lot of people. It don't matter your color, bro. It's a lot of people who don't know shit about politics at all. There's a lot of people that don't want to know shit about politics. They said that's not their realm. They said that that's not their thing. Yeah. So you get mad because they don't want to say anything like man.
SPEAKER_02I don't understand saying being mad at niggas for being Republican. You know what I'm saying? Like, nigga.
SPEAKER_11That's the dumbest shit ever.
SPEAKER_02Nigga, you was Republican. Yeah, before you was Democratic. Y'all niggas got tied into that Democratic shit. Perfect example, bro. I don't give a shit. Perfect example.
SPEAKER_10Kid Rock is a Republican and he ain't never hit it. He has a whole mega concert. He ain't never hit shit. Nothing. Black folks still play kid rock music. I don't know.
SPEAKER_11I mean, I don't.
SPEAKER_01It's a selection. We did, bro. But those black rock people don't like country music. Uncle record style.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, no, no. Don't get me wrong. It is a lot of black people that like country music. I like country music. We talk about country music. I like it.
SPEAKER_10I never like kid rock music because it's just a big thing.
SPEAKER_13All of country music. I don't know. If a motherfucker with our color is gonna play something that supports something that everybody should be against, that bitch ain't black.
SPEAKER_10Like people will piss it with shabozy for what he said. But I'm saying back like so shabuzi said something about immigrants built this country out of this other shit. They did. And they was looking at it like black folk built their country. It was black people that did this, and the black people that did this. Bitch, we immigrants! But I'm saying back, like y'all have to remember that Shabuzi is literally not from here. We're immigrants, but like his parents are lit, he is a he's a first generation born here or some shit. His people are literally from Africa. Like they came over and had him. He's not from here. He literally is an actual immigrant. Man, we all know. So what did you expect from the baby? We might be all black, but it's a difference, bro. You can't even say we're not to that degree. We're not the same. Yeah, we're not the same. Yeah, we're not the same. We not us the same. African. What's about black American?
SPEAKER_01They do, they do, but look, it's no matter, bro. Nigga, I'm working at a warehouse, nigga. And it's that shit actually. They do the same shit than me, making the same amount of money looking at me crazy. Any Afro Latino. And then they doing less work than I'm doing.
SPEAKER_10But they looking at you crazy, because in their head, they saying that you was born here, so you should have been dig this, that, the third.
SPEAKER_11They don't realize how to shit that they pull out a divide and come.
SPEAKER_10You have to report immigrants have more accessibility to shit than feeling. They do. So of course they look at us like y'all wasting y'all opportunities. We don't have the same thing. They don't understand.
SPEAKER_02They don't understand what they don't understand fighting for the fuck all these fucking years.
SPEAKER_10They think that the opportunities that they get granted to them when they come over here, we already have them.
SPEAKER_11That was probably dumbnail to me. The only opportunity is fucking with the thing to get the way to work.
SPEAKER_02What opportunities are we giving trying to get wicked in section eight? And that shit ain't nothing that's not an opportunity.
SPEAKER_10You don't even get that shit off of it. But niggas look at that shit as an opportunity. Yeah, I told you. I tried to apply for food stamps. The bitch gave me 16. I'm saying though. They ain't give me shit. I can get it. But niggas will go into wait to make less money. That's the dumbest shit ever talked about.
SPEAKER_01But niggas will go out their way. That shit was confusing, bro.
SPEAKER_10They tell me you want to stay where you at. Yeah, fuck out of here, man. Don't just ignore motherfuckers. It's white people that do the same shit.
SPEAKER_00White people do do the same shit. But we ain't talking about white people.
SPEAKER_10I know a couple cities, and they're gonna sound bad. I know a couple super black cities. And when I'm telling you, the majority of these people, they ain't finna get no job, bro.
SPEAKER_11That's stupid as fuck. It's like a hustle about it.
SPEAKER_10When they close our own shit, they not down sitting down there. I've legit trying to see hand out. I've legit seen somebody's grandmama say, Why would you want to get a job?
SPEAKER_13When you get money from the government and they're giving you this. Trump love them niggas right there. Trump love them niggas right there.
SPEAKER_01Started setting niggas up for failure, bro. Right. Because they looking for reparations. They looking for their 40 acre.
SPEAKER_10Ain't nobody gonna give you shit in there. Ain't nobody gonna give you shit. Don't nobody owe you shit. Don't nobody owe you shit.
SPEAKER_02We come from a different type of nigga, bro.
SPEAKER_10Speaking of don't nobody owe you shit. What's up with bro really? What y'all think about that? What's up with that? Hey, would you, if you had 10 brothers and sisters, would you look out for everybody?
SPEAKER_11I'ma say I'm gonna say for my standpoint. Yeah, you let him, let him, let him talk first. You're not gonna like my house. Cause me and my brother, sister, we close, bro. So it's kind of different. Hell yeah, I look out for mine. I'ma tell you like that.
SPEAKER_10I'm gonna tell you like that. But why why wouldn't that? Think about it though. Think about it. They wouldn't like that. But who's to say she she already done bought this and that for them? They probably don't okay.
SPEAKER_11They probably don't spread their leaves.
SPEAKER_10I think they're like saying shit.
SPEAKER_11You don't need too much already.
SPEAKER_10I'm not obligated to help nobody with shit. There we go. I'm not obligated to help you with a goddamn thing. Will I help my sibling? Yes. Me and my sister are actually different. We got a different relationship. Would I help my sister? Yes. Am I obligated to help my sister? Hell no. I ain't obligated to help no motherfucking body. Parents included. I did the shit. That's true. I ain't gotta help no motherfucking body that I don't want to help.
SPEAKER_11That's true.
SPEAKER_10If I choose to help you that one thing, cool. Yeah. Shout a sister. Well, shout the sister got a whole police alphabet from where she pulled a gun on her. Why the fuck would I give you anything? Hold on. I ain't giving you something.
SPEAKER_13Fuck no. Fuck no. It's gonna be well, you gave her this, and I feel like I should get this. If a motherfucker ever tell me that, I'm gonna be like, be great for what you give me the other day.
SPEAKER_03You right. Let me get that back. Now you get snatched.
SPEAKER_13Check this out.
SPEAKER_10Jekyll, we struggled together. Don't mean I owe you a damn thing. Because if I made it out, why the fuck you didn't?
SPEAKER_13It's not even just that. Everybody can't make it out, bro. It's not even just out. Everybody can't make it out.
SPEAKER_10It depends on what you define as making it out.
SPEAKER_07It's not even just that, but you can always do better for yourself.
SPEAKER_10Always do better for yourself. But they used to work at Walmart, bro. Always do better for yourself.
SPEAKER_01Nigga, we come from a different mindset.
SPEAKER_10But you got to call get it the fuck up and get your bag, nigga. But look though. And plus on top of that, bro, when you got friends around you and your friends doing their shit and they getting your bag, that shit motivates you.
SPEAKER_13Just because we grew up in the same house, that don't mean we still think alike. We don't think alike. That's true. We don't think I'm gonna get up and go and get it.
SPEAKER_10Hey bro, she not gonna get up and go and get it. She gonna wait till goddamn 3 p.m. Then gonna say, come on, bro. That motherfucker said give me 2500. Bro, first off, you got me fucked up because you ain't asking for no money for real. So you got some fuck shit going on and you just need some help. Two minutes why would I give you anything after you just went on the internet and talked bad about me?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, she naturally played yourself out the money anyway. But you know what's crazy though, bro? You know what's crazy though?
SPEAKER_07Y'all see how it is long hell before the goddamn hunting.
SPEAKER_00That shit was crazy.
SPEAKER_07She looked better. Yeah, she was bad.
SPEAKER_00She was five spine.
SPEAKER_06She was five five, but she was lady to glory.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Gloria look like three a.m.
SPEAKER_11I call it three a.m. I feel my buttons.
SPEAKER_04Not bro really. Not bro really. Uh uh. You might need to drag out first. You throw talking about three a.m.
SPEAKER_10Bitch and me to look at that picture again. You're gonna be like, oh shit. I was trying to. I saw this. A little better with all the hair and less tattoos. I saw this clip and this. She could have been, she could have been at the strip club.
SPEAKER_11She could have been playing as Glow River if she was smart.
SPEAKER_10What finesse? What finesse say you mean 2500? Go bust that shit off. What a con brother did?
SPEAKER_11He performed as a con hell. Shit.
SPEAKER_10But look, you really never mind. Fuck it.
SPEAKER_11Go ahead, bro.
SPEAKER_13I saw a clip. Hold on. I saw a clip of a stud that said she tired of niggas trying to fight studs. Oh, yeah. I said studs versus one of the things.
SPEAKER_01She don't need to be a stud. She can't fight studs.
SPEAKER_12If you got a versus 100 studs, how many studs are you taking out? Hold on. Everybody go into this. How many studs did you taking out?
SPEAKER_14Bro, I carry a gun.
SPEAKER_12No, no, no, no. No guns. Straight fist. How many studs you taking out? Shit, probably about 25.
SPEAKER_11How many studs you taking out of 100? I'm not even answering this question. How many studs you taking out?
SPEAKER_12I'm with you, bro. How many studs are you taking out? I got a smooth 68. I got 68. I can't get 70. 68.
SPEAKER_09Oh boy, I'm there. Everybody get the business. Everybody get the business. With a Britney Grotting Ha Rombe in it.
SPEAKER_10Everybody get the business. Brittany Grotting and putting them things in your ass. Brittany Grott, pop, pop, pop, pop. Well, everybody get the business. I still can't believe we traded a national arms dealer. For her?
SPEAKER_13A girl with no titties. Like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_09We traded an arms dealer? Something that could have been the Iron Man 5 nigga? For a girl with no titties?
SPEAKER_10What the fuck? This is a country y'all live in? Hey, we really did kind of fuck ourselves. That was a terrible fucking trade, bro. That bitch had all the, he had all the inside of he knew the Wikipedia nigga. And then you know you got people who saying, well, we were just a Vin, bro. You in a whole nother country.
SPEAKER_13You in a whole nother country. Volley over his own rules, bro.
SPEAKER_10His day rules. What country do you arrest? It's not that serious over here. In a lot of countries, they do not fuck with that shit. Why the fuck you think you special, Brittany Grind? Exactly. You the only person with fucking color. Why you go to Russia? Over there. She'll play basketball over there. Playing basketball. Oh, okay. But my whole thing is why would you go to another country and disrespect their laws? Because everybody is in history books. Huh?
SPEAKER_13We got one nigga to go to jail and get started.
SPEAKER_10Remember the girl that went to Dubai?
SPEAKER_12One nigga to go to jail and see what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_10The girl that went to go get shit on. No, it's a girl that went and uh died in another country. That bit got bit by a snake. No, not that bit.
SPEAKER_02Um supported party hoe? Nah, she went over there talking loud to the men over there.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Hoes go over there to get shitted on.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, for like 10 rats. They go over there and let them little Dubai niggas crop a squat on their chest.
SPEAKER_07That's called the Cleveland Steamer. That's called the Cleveland Steamer. Hey. No, I'm telling you what it's called. It's called the Cleveland Steamer. I would know this.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, how you know this, bro?
SPEAKER_07Why?
SPEAKER_10I don't even I don't give a fuck about how. No, fuck that. How you know, bro? Bitch, y'all just told me I rolled the fucking wave goddamn spectrum internet goddamn 30 minutes ago.
SPEAKER_12Why the fuck would I not know this? Sped talk. Damn. The algorithm is stupid on Span talk. I'm trying to tell you, bro. Hey, I watched this man talk shit. This nigga had down said he wrote me. He was an officer. He said, he said, he pulled out the gun. He said, his eyes got big. His eyes said, everybody's gonna get it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what?
SPEAKER_06I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_10I'm sorry. You need to make sure that you get on both knees, pause, and repent. Because you need to be saved. I got a uh other thing saving him.
SPEAKER_09I got rosaries on my arms.
SPEAKER_10I said pause.
SPEAKER_09I got rosies on my arms.
SPEAKER_10You know what? You know what? Y'all too gay for me. I ain't pausing shit. Y'all gay.
SPEAKER_02Y'all gay and fucking. Y'all gay. Y'all gay. Take one to no one. Quick. You gotta stop drinking.
SPEAKER_10No. You look up and pause it and pause it. Y'all be gay. Why you look at me, nigga? They could fuck nigga. You the main one. Hell no, hell no, hell no.
SPEAKER_01Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, man, I feel like I wonder when one of y'all niggas wanna make it.
SPEAKER_10Oh sheepskin bitch.
SPEAKER_02At least I'm organic, nigga. Fuck around with you. I just smelling like a brother in the midst of the man.
SPEAKER_01I ain't giving bitches yeast infections.
SPEAKER_09Hey, hey. It's 2020. Hey, it's 2026. Stop fucking your bitch with them latex columns. Y'all here smelling like jiffy loo. Y'all be sticky as fuck. You know what the fuck I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_10This nigga just told everybody to stop using latex columns.
SPEAKER_01No, you use your sheep skin, nigga. Nah, latex. It better for you.
SPEAKER_13Nah, man. That shit stinks like hell. Y'all got them be smelling like y'all be goddamn.
SPEAKER_02Whoa. All right.
SPEAKER_10Nigga, we got girlfriends, nigga. Fuck that. I don't know what that shit is. You use you use some sheep skin. Raw dogging. Shit. You raw dog in the streets like that.
SPEAKER_02What's up? You just tap niggas up, man.
SPEAKER_06God's going to work, bro. He's going to break you back.
SPEAKER_11God damn, y'all niggas stupid, man.
SPEAKER_02That nigga was fucked nigga. Y'all find it.
SPEAKER_01What? Alright, anyway, the next subject.
SPEAKER_02Oh my goodness. That was awesome.
SPEAKER_04You already did. Alright, all right.
SPEAKER_10That's like the biggest implication I've ever heard. If you assume, you an ass. Nigga, I know. I ain't gotta assume shit. I know the truth. You my buddy, I know the truth.
SPEAKER_02Well, I guess I'm the goddamn feather flying off somewhere else. Shut up, come on head.
SPEAKER_07Why you gotta hate fucking these dirty rosters? Yeah, Micah. You remember the little squig? Plant somebody out of my place somebody malling.
SPEAKER_10Hey, you just made me think of bad boys too, for real.
SPEAKER_06Oh man. The devil does not live. You kill my brother. You give my brother I got something for you.
SPEAKER_12Why you calling yourself the devil is? Why you calling him something?
SPEAKER_02I got some shit coming up, Paul's.
SPEAKER_12You know who else had that same thing?
SPEAKER_02Hold on, nigga.
SPEAKER_12It was a time of player move.
SPEAKER_13He had that wig right off. He went to go get his bitch, but he had that hat on.
SPEAKER_12I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02I ain't eight today, so I can't come up with no bullshit right back.
SPEAKER_12Hey nigga, you know what? Here we go.
SPEAKER_02This nigga rocked the whole show with a piece of lint in his bed. But I'm gonna tell you.
SPEAKER_10I ain't even gonna lie, I meant to tell the nigga too. Nah, that fucked up. I meant to tell I meant to tell you in the beginning, right? I didn't realize the show had started. So I was just like, Well, we here now.
SPEAKER_11I ain't see it, bro. I didn't see it.
SPEAKER_10It's okay.
SPEAKER_11Last dog, this episode we just posted.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, that nigga got nervous.
SPEAKER_11Everybody taking their shit.
SPEAKER_1045 minutes in this shit. I'm sorry, bro. I did I didn't mean to say something, but then the show just started.
SPEAKER_01Right, we in the middle of the shit. I was gonna say something about five times. But God told me not to say something for this. Don't put it on God. Don't don't put it on God.
SPEAKER_09Jesus said he didn't want to pick which side.
SPEAKER_11He said he's gonna wait till the last time wait for the for the right time for the right moment.
SPEAKER_02For the Holy Spirit to reveal itself. Yeah, stupid, bro. Yeah, nigga. I ain't ate nothing, nigga. And I'll yeah. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, all that laughing and shit. This is the right time.
SPEAKER_02God damn.
SPEAKER_04I just laughed so hard. Y'all stupid, bro.
SPEAKER_02I had to I had to really think about some shit, bro. Cause I was like, damn, they these niggas roasted me.
SPEAKER_03I got one more. Hey bro. I got one more.
SPEAKER_02Oh damn. That's a good one. That's a good one. Hey man. That's a good one. Oh man. Oh man.
SPEAKER_09You know what they say?
SPEAKER_10You play the trash will come up.
SPEAKER_02Hey man, I'm about to be over here for like 40 minutes just like not saying shit. I'm roasting the fuck out of niggas.
SPEAKER_04Hey bro, what y'all think about this Tartarian shit though? I don't know.
SPEAKER_11I ain't look at it enough. I know I don't really know too much about it.
SPEAKER_04It's the empire that was ruling Russia and spread out to the Americas.
SPEAKER_10They were black and they was progressive as fuck. They had technology and shit that we didn't have supposed to. You know, I wasn't born. I wasn't born yet, so I don't know. I don't know for real. I mean a lot of shit was here before we got they said it basically they came up with so y'all know Nicola Tesla basically figured out the whole energy from the atmosphere shit. They said that that was what they were using before him to power their cities and all that other shit. Because truth be told, you know, it's a running rumor that Nicola Tesla and Elon Musk figured out the uh the uh sustainable energy shit where you can pull the energy from the atmosphere using like copper and all that other shit. But the thing is, if you give that information away, then you no longer need all that shit.
SPEAKER_14So you killing a billion-dollar industry by introducing a sustainable or a free don't start that pyramid shit, bro.
SPEAKER_10Rome had it on food. Rome was a captured city too, though. Rome was a captured city, but it had their own food city. It did. It did. Yeah. And then crazy part, bro. Y'all ever realize that some of the great Roman philosophers that these folk believe in, like Aristotle, Socrates, all them folk? They believed in some shit or they talked about and got maps of shit that we can't that don't have. Socrates said that Atlantis is a real ass place. Exactly. Uh Socrates said, shit, I don't know. Sorry. I didn't write it down. But all of these uh white philosophers had all of this shit. Like they even had the map of Tartaria, like where the Tartarian Empire was, everything. Um Africa was called Ethiopia, not Ethiopia, Ethiopia. Um it's like all that shit got scrubbed from history, and it's just whatever the founding fathers want us to think. Like that's really the basis of everything.
SPEAKER_07The hell out of here. No real shit. The founding fathers have false teeth made of fucking wood.
SPEAKER_10You guys can wear them wigs because they hair and shit used to fall out, so they were wearing wigs and shit. And because they was bitch ass niggas. Nah, they were nasty. They were nasty. They were gay as hell, too. But they hair was falling out.
SPEAKER_01You know them wig glasses aligned with like lead-based paint. The wigs was a line with lead-based paint. And ice cream.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, that's crazy. It was how dumb can you be?
SPEAKER_02Well, I mean, they didn't know that's the way they got that damn that that fucking uh causing mental illness and shit.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, they were taking slave all time and all that shit. I ain't even know that.
SPEAKER_14If you if you look at some of the head, it seems a joke. The older they got, some of the head kind of like the form is like a little bit. They started looking like the hand talks. Yeah, bro, because it's it's a lead-based wig.
SPEAKER_01That shit started melting, nigga.
SPEAKER_10But yeah, bro, like that's what they be saying, bro. I ain't gonna lie. If you start looking at the Tartarian shit, and then you just look at the maps and then you look at different shit. A lot of that shit is actually, I ain't gonna say it's true because I don't know. Like I said, I wasn't born yet, but that shit is very, very believable and it makes a lot of sense. Like a lot of that shit makes sense. Now, check this out. I just want to throw this out here. Y'all realize that the people that Europe sent over to America in the very beginning, they were all fuck-ups, and slaves, retards, thieves, murderers, ladies. And then they now nobody know. No, no, this is true. This is true. The folk that Europe sent over here were the rejects of their society. I'm with you on that part. Queen, the Queen Victoria said she was gonna flash the way. She wanted to flash the way. They sent the rejects over here. I'm with you on it. But now their ancestors try to act like they're high and mighty. Like, yo, you came from a bunch of shit. Like, they literally sent over the worst people they had, the scum, and they sent them exactly.
SPEAKER_02They ain't gonna get their ass whooped. I'm just saying. First off, they sent over the rejects, they were the muscle heads. And then they tried to come over here and take that shit. They got their ass beat.
SPEAKER_10What the hell? In some places. In some places, in some places, in some places they whoop some ass. Yeah, yeah. But those the bitch made cities. That's true. Well, I ain't gonna say that. I ain't gonna say that. Because you gotta think about it. A lot of people over here, a lot of people over here were passive because they didn't have that kind of issue.
SPEAKER_00Well, some of them, some of them were high class from or middle class from England. Who uh some of the that was after the fact. Yeah, that was after. That was no that was after they sent over rejects.
SPEAKER_10After the 13th columns, yeah, after the rejects and everything came as dirty. Then they sent over some prominent people. The rejects are the are those 13 columns.
SPEAKER_02No, I get you.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So after I'm saying the bitch made areas where shit was like, I'm talking about civil war, not not 17, not uh independence. I'm talking about civil war area. Okay, yeah. A lot of those people were like middle class coming over, and they got those.
SPEAKER_14I would like to meet some of the people who stand in the middle of the top of the I don't like to meet the hands and uh shake your hands off. Hey, shake your hand.
SPEAKER_04Abraham Lincoln Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves.
SPEAKER_10Let him let it talk. Let him talk about it. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves as get back to the South to make the South lose the Civil War. That's why he signed emancipation. Yes, it was fightful shit. It was fighting. The North was losing.
SPEAKER_08The North was losing like a motherfucker, though.
SPEAKER_10Bigger. Right. That's true. They were already kind of here. They were here. Yeah. I know.
SPEAKER_02I thought it was because the slave owning states were allowed more power.
SPEAKER_10No. The slave-owning states started slinging their dick, pause, whatever y'all want to say. No, they were holding it. The South started holding their nuts, like we ain't doing this and we ain't doing that. All the money was coming from the South. And then the South realized we ain't gotta listen to y'all. And the North We ain't gotta listen to shit y'all saying. The North was like, hey, yeah, like, hey, y'all niggas need to get on our page because we one country that was like, well, you know what? Fuck y'all country. We our own shit. The North was like, Oh, y'all y'all own shit? Yeah, us and our niggas gonna fuck y'all up. You and your who? Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_11So he signed that paper. Oh fuck that everybody free then got that.
SPEAKER_10Because if you look at history, bro, the South really was fucking the North up in the Civil War. The South was winning. That is why the South lost. Let's free them niggas. If they ain't got because think about it, we bigger, we stronger, we smarter to a certain degree. Back then we were smarter as far as like lose men. No, no, we can't we so back then we can't.
SPEAKER_11We taught the evil folk how to read.
SPEAKER_10No the fuck we didn't. Who the fuck? How the fuck are we gonna teach somebody how to read and we know how to read? We don't we taught how how the hell the slave owner know how to read. The slave owner taught the nigga how to read. We taught that nigga how to read. I think how about we teach them how to read the nigga that wasn't ours?
SPEAKER_01How we gonna teach somebody to read somebody? You talking about English. You talking about English.
SPEAKER_10Nigga, nigga, how we gonna teach them how to read some shit that wasn't ours? Man, fuck that shit. English was they like.
SPEAKER_00I can't agree with you on that, my boy.
SPEAKER_10That don't make sense. We're gonna teach some niggas how to read English when we didn't have a new English. Metaphone fuck when we tell another slave how to openly read or just read. Now at a certain point. But the slaves had to learn from somewhere. No, at a certain point. Because you gotta think at a certain sale. But it wasn't listen. It wasn't listening. It wasn't like somebody's a slave. Somebody figured the shit up. No, a white person taught a slave how to read. A slave and turn the house niggas how to read.
SPEAKER_02The house niggas, some of the house niggas learned how to read.
SPEAKER_10So we gonna go back, we're gonna go back to the theory.
SPEAKER_02The mammies would teach the the daughters of the slave owners how to read at a certain point.
SPEAKER_10No. I understand. I'm just saying. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But how we know the truth? So we didn't know what to do. This is what we this is what we're saying, bro. This is this is English. This is common sense, bro. Check this out. Just listen to what I'm saying. If you took some niggas from Africa, from Africa, and you brought them over here, right? And then you got a white man from Europe who speaks European, who writes in English, he comes over here. How the fuck would a slave from Africa know how to speak Europe, European, and write in English? Was it called European back then? English. Whatever. How would they know that? They had to learn it because that wasn't their language.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. What he said.
SPEAKER_10Even if you're native here, that still wasn't your language.
SPEAKER_01It wasn't, yeah. Now we had this go ahead. Okay.
SPEAKER_09So I knew it. Okay.
SPEAKER_14Bro say he met he met a slave. He taught the slave how to read. The slave didn't know how to read. The slave was six to eight years old. He taught the man how to read just to just to get through, you know, just to, you know, time pass about.
SPEAKER_11Just playing devil agit. That's how I'm blown, right? Like we know.
SPEAKER_10How y'all know, bro? That's common sense. Man, I ain't gonna be a good thing. It's a language that it's not ours. You're gonna be one of them. It's kind of upright. But we know it's a language. I would have been a bit. It's a language. It's still a language that wasn't ours, though. But if all of us was alive in slavery, we all would have got a legend. That's the understood. I would have I would have got hungry. Hey, we're gonna kill a couple motherfuckers. Niggas would have got dragged and caught it, bro. I would have tried the nigga turn the asses. I know I would have got killed. I know it. I know for a fact I would have got killed. I ain't gonna know that in my mind. But hey anyway, I think that's where the nigga lay his ass off.
SPEAKER_06I'm talking about bro.
SPEAKER_10I've been so fucked up, man. I would have one, I have one foot all kinds of shit. You ran it again, you ran the win again, cut his foot off. That would have been me. That would have been me, bro. I I can't even lie about that shit. And I'm one of them niggas who don't know when to stop. So you'll be beating my ass and I'm still talking shit. I'm still talking shit.
SPEAKER_01You can't get it. Back then, yeah, niggas. Niggas niggas will be.
SPEAKER_11But at the same time, it was niggas that act like us back then.
SPEAKER_10It was killed. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00Exactly.
SPEAKER_10I think I'm gonna let the Nate Turner some kind of way.
SPEAKER_00Nay. But guess what though? That shit wasn't ours. That language wasn't ours.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it wasn't our language. It really wasn't our language.
SPEAKER_02We might have to some of some of our people might have known like some Native American languages, some Aboriginal languages. Somebody knew something.
SPEAKER_11Out of all out of all the motherfuckers, the mulattoes, something the mulatto. You gotta think. We knew how to do mulattos.
SPEAKER_10We knew how to communicate amongst each other. We knew how to work the language.
SPEAKER_02Even if they didn't know the each other's language, they still knew like how to mix a language.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, they knew how to communicate to a certain degree. What we didn't know what we didn't know how to do was play their game because we went from where they from. We weren't used to playing people from making it.
SPEAKER_11But we can always adjust.
SPEAKER_10If you want to hide something from niggas, if you want to hide something from Gen Z, put it in a book. And it don't matter what color they is. If you want to hide something from Gen Z, put it in a book. It don't matter if they black, white, Hispanic. Can't none of them motherfuckers read. They can't fucking read.
SPEAKER_09They can't motherfuckers. That shit gotta be an eye watch or something digital to say six thirds. That's true. That's just the dumbest shit.
SPEAKER_00Yo no, that shit look like squiggles.
SPEAKER_10To be honest, if you write it in print, they can't read it. It doesn't matter. It does not matter.
SPEAKER_00Who told the virtual day?
SPEAKER_09A lot of these kids are having virtual days. Like, I'm not understanding this shit.
SPEAKER_11They got computers and shit, though. They really learn how to computer, though. Everything they do off the fucking computer, bro.
SPEAKER_10They ain't got no books no time. Not really, not really. I'm not talking shit.
SPEAKER_11They're not signing their name and you see your cousin name they was in the play a long time ago. Hell no. We still have to get textbooks, math books, all they ain't got nothing.
SPEAKER_10I heard the bath book still.
SPEAKER_00The math book.
SPEAKER_10What the fuck kind of gate shit is that? It's so small.
SPEAKER_07I wish I could have said that to my mama when I was her age. Well, they age whatever. Look, I'm stressed out. I want to do homework.
SPEAKER_10But these are saying kids that can't get in my eye. I didn't do homework.
SPEAKER_09I'm stressed out that you here. I'm stressed out that you probably don't want to eat three plates. I'm stressed out that I gotta go for all y'all niggas. Hey bro, like real shit.
SPEAKER_10I done had employees who cannot do math. Like, I'm not even lying. I'm not talking about algebra, none of that shit. I'm talking about counting money. Simple math. Like counting money.
SPEAKER_00They can't do that shit.
SPEAKER_10They gotta have bro, they gotta have a calculator. They have to have a calculator right here and grab the money. No. And then you gotta step by step, and don't let that shit have no change in it. Now you fucked up. It's gonna take you 20 minutes to use this dumb ass.
SPEAKER_11How you gonna calculate the kids can't even use their fingers now?
SPEAKER_10So do they can't even do that shit? Why they can't? They're my fingers. Who the fuck gonna stop me from counting on my fingers? I count on my fingers all I want. I got 10 of them bitches.
SPEAKER_14That's just crazy. What you just say? I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I wouldn't even think it that way, but I hear it now.
SPEAKER_04Told you.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Hey man.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_10Super queer number one. These kids really don't understand the basics of shit. They don't know shit. And now teachers gotta pass them. And you can't really fail, you can't fail no kids no more. Not Histon. George Bush or now it's Histon. George W. They changed history. What the fuck? This is not Bush. Because remember, we was in school up under No Child Left Behind. This is not Bush. So this is a whole different thing. This is some weird shit. This shit is different. Because when we were in school, granted, and y'all know I'm telling the truth, motherfuckers would fail. You would get held back.
SPEAKER_11We would laugh at you the next year because I get kept back because I know I'm gonna get my ass joined on like a motherfucker.
SPEAKER_10Damn, let me tell you this shit again. Yep. But I knew that. And then in high school, high school was worse because now you in a class full of full of uh lower grade one class. Everybody in that motherfucker uh younger than you. Young ass senior old ass.
SPEAKER_07You trying to act all tough and shit, nigga saying.
SPEAKER_00Unless you get held back in 11th grade. So I had to all the hell gotta be held back in 5th grade.
SPEAKER_02You get held back in ninth grade, you straight. Because then you got a fresh new no, you not straight.
SPEAKER_11You still I mean you still stupid. But still, people don't know you got killed.
SPEAKER_10Niggas don't know you.
SPEAKER_13No, niggas, we know you got killed back. No, bro.
SPEAKER_10We say everybody above you know you got killed back, but the new niggas don't.
SPEAKER_01Middle school.
SPEAKER_10They know niggas. That's why they knew. Because remember, if you get killed back in ninth grade, who gonna be the ones that was in eighth grade, nine, and ninth grade. So they know your big ass got killed back. Yeah, they know. They know.
SPEAKER_11You're right, you're right, yeah. Yeah, right, yeah, right.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, right, yeah, right. Get your stupid ass home. See you again. So I didn't know. I had geometry in 10th grade. Damn. This is gonna be so fucked up.
SPEAKER_02You know they ain't got geometry no more, though. So you dated yourself already.
SPEAKER_10I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02Nah, nigga, math one, math two, math three. The fuck? Bitch, that's middle school. No.
SPEAKER_10That's high school. Yeah. So what kind of math is it? Like what math is it? Is it algebra? Is it calculus? Is it pre-cal? Is it static?
SPEAKER_00When I graduated, that shit, them books changed. That shit crazy. A year after I graduated, the books changed. That shit was crazy.
SPEAKER_10And now they ain't got no books. That's why them niggas stupid. Where the fuck is McGraw Hill at then? Online. I don't trust McGraw Hill either, but that's a whole different subject. That shit crazy though. Like, and these are gonna be the people that gonna be in try in charge. Leading America. You see they got them changed pinned us and all that.
SPEAKER_13They gonna do this at 6 30.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, nigga.
SPEAKER_02That's why I don't know if you ever seen it on social media, but every now and again you might see like a math problem pop up, and they be like, solve this. And then you get like two different things.
SPEAKER_10There was one math problem that I solved on Facebook, I think it was, and everybody was like, How the fuck did you get the right answer? But the way I did it was still pemdished, whatever.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, the same thing. Excuse my dear.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, yeah. But what confuses people is the division and multiplication. That shit says multiply or divide. It's not multiply niggas divide.
SPEAKER_02It's all I get that. It's some motherfuckers that will got them. So say the answer is seven. Niggas will be getting 13 or some shit. So the motherfuckers that don't have to do that. They do everything in order.
SPEAKER_10So that's not how math works. That's not how math works.
SPEAKER_02You supposed to do parentheses, exponents, uh, multiplication, or division. They be like, oh nah, don't worry about this. Addition and subtraction. These niggas, however, that motherfucker was. They call the nigga on fire, man. They just ran it through.
SPEAKER_10That shit don't bother, man. I don't give a fuck. So the motherfuckers that don't know how to do math, let's depend. That's the business. You got a point. You know what? I ain't even look. Let me throw some numbers out there. Let me write G and Z. Go ahead and get some property and shit. I'm gonna rob your ass, boy. Go ahead. What they did back in the day with the slave, touch the pen. Go ahead and touch the pen, bitch. All this shit mind touching.
SPEAKER_13They don't know it, so let's not take advantage.
SPEAKER_00Oh, back to that shit, right? We have to advance that. Some people, and it wasn't just black people that didn't know how to read and write, bro. It was it was a lot of people. Yeah. So that's why they tell you put your ex right here on the line.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. And back in the day, especially with black people, they you ray, they really did that whole touch the pen as a sit as like your signature and shit. And they would take like land and shit like that.
SPEAKER_11Sign this shit. Yeah, nigga.
SPEAKER_10Man, that shit crazy. Thought you was getting chickens. I can't believe these niggas don't know how to read though, bro. That shit really.
SPEAKER_01Nah, that shit crazy. I bet you see how they type, bro.
SPEAKER_10Bro, they type like they texting. They type like they text. Ain't no punctuations.
SPEAKER_01They abbreviate. Ain't none of that. It's one long ass paragraph.
SPEAKER_10It's a long and matter of fact, it's a long one-on-one sentence. It's a long one sentence. What a comment. Ain't nothing.
SPEAKER_00Right, nigga.
SPEAKER_10Oh, nigga, you do it. Where the pause at? You're doing too much. It's grammar. It's grammar. Stop.
SPEAKER_13Even if shit autocorrect and you can do a voice text and shit, goddamn now.
SPEAKER_02Siri dumb the hell now, Siri. Why?
SPEAKER_13And my bitch speaks British.
SPEAKER_02Like your inner inner monologue, huh?
SPEAKER_14Hey man, everything makes sense.
SPEAKER_02Nigga, he got a white bitch speaking in his head.
SPEAKER_07Everything makes sense. Everything makes sense.
SPEAKER_02He got a different type of autism. I'm really worried.
SPEAKER_10I'm worried about my brother, though. He ain't got an inner monologue. Like that's just I'm scared, bro. See, you want a special dog. And twelve quarters of the got no inner monologue, bro. Y'all niggas is scared. He don't hear the inside of his neck.
SPEAKER_11But I just said I did, bro. I think y'all talking about when y'all read out loud or something. Like, no. If I read the reading out loud, nigga.
SPEAKER_00I'm reading out loud. I feel that.
SPEAKER_11You ain't saying I'm reading goddamn silent. Yeah, I hear my motherfucking shelf. I don't know. You make them feel bad.
SPEAKER_10I'm just saying, bro. Like I'm worried about my brother, but you worry about me. Yeah. You make that nigga feel bad. I'm just saying, bro. You gotta you gotta hear.
SPEAKER_11Like I just said it out here, motherfucker. I just said it out here, motherfucker. You ain't no talk about that person.
SPEAKER_01Hey man.
SPEAKER_00All I know is all I know is something playing. Hey, oh look. All I know is candy don't spoil.
SPEAKER_09Bro, you literally had a rescue that shit since. Y'all don't want to ate this shit.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I want it.
SPEAKER_11I want it.
SPEAKER_10He changed his mind. He's I want to see it.
SPEAKER_11That shit tastes like pepper. He thought about it. That shit was disgusting.
SPEAKER_10I did.
SPEAKER_09Oh, that nigga got the inside scoop, nigga. I thought that shit was fresh out of the pack. I ain't gonna lie. That shit got there.
SPEAKER_10If y'all know it's similar, bro. I don't talk about myself like this. America, America, candy spores. I don't talk about myself like this. Of course.
SPEAKER_13My fat ass should have known better when that bitch was gray. You heard me? Your shit.
SPEAKER_00And you still bit it? Nigga, wow.
SPEAKER_09You might.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, nigga. You might. You ain't, bro. You should have got more. I got no skills killing people. You strike out the water holes. You okay? Nerves too. Yeah. That's good water. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_02That shit better than well water. What is she saying? From the water holes? You know what, nigga, I had an autistic moment just now. Like the big ass well.
SPEAKER_10You know what, bro? I appreciate you owning your moment. That's fine. That's fine.
SPEAKER_00That shit took a second. I was like, damn.
SPEAKER_10You on the spectrum, bro. It's okay.
SPEAKER_00I already knew that though. I don't hide my shit, nigga. A D all the HD, all the HD. It's just a little. But I ain't like this nigga.
SPEAKER_11I'm thriving out here.
SPEAKER_06Hey, this might be my decade, bitch. This might be my decade.
SPEAKER_01Hey, nigga.
SPEAKER_13That nigga trying to make me feel not normal. I'm shit.
SPEAKER_01Hey, as long as you love you what you love, boy. I love it. They love it. You like smooth rocks?
SPEAKER_02I do too, my boy.
SPEAKER_10That nigga said you that way you can goddamn thus across that lake.
SPEAKER_01Like the flat one. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? I know. Yeah, that was a thing, for real. That was a thing.
SPEAKER_10These kids don't even know about that, so they don't go outside.
SPEAKER_11Watch that bitch skip.
SPEAKER_10Hey bro, these kids don't go outside, so they don't know what the fuck you're talking about, bro. Missy they can't know late. But they don't know what you're talking about with the skipping rocks. They don't know what you're talking about, bro. They ain't never skipped no rocks. These kids don't even play outside.
SPEAKER_01They don't.
SPEAKER_10They ain't jumped out no tree before.
SPEAKER_02They ain't ran from no dog for real. Yeah, all these dogs domesticated and goddamn running up on you, nagging their tails and shit.
SPEAKER_10Y'all seen Bill Gates and though trying to get no folk to put bugs in the grocery store? Bugs? Y'all seen uh what kind of bugs? Like crickets and shit as a source of protein. Man, they better get y'all blood tails.
SPEAKER_00What the fuck wrong?
SPEAKER_07What? Stephen Hawking was at the FD house. What the fuck was he doing there? Rolling around. It was more like this though.
SPEAKER_12You ready for it?
SPEAKER_10He's gonna roll up to some coochie. Hey, you know what? One of them little girls should have got down put a rock up under his wheelchair. Put a stick in that bitch.
SPEAKER_01Put that bitch like this. That nigga might have pulled up the nasty bee one time. Hell no. That's too black. Oh, the two women. And nigga. Nigga smile went away. That's too bad. Not my haven.
SPEAKER_11They would have robbed his ass. Hell. Do you think some ladies? They would've stole this fucking wheelchair.
SPEAKER_10I would have stolen it if he would have been in Nasty B, goddamn. I would have been wheeling around to the back. Hey, let go downstairs, T.
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_10Look what I got.
SPEAKER_09Check this out. That nigga would have been like, yeah, yeah, let me try. Hey, we gotta do a skip for that. We gonna go to the edge of the step. We gonna tip that bitch over, right?
SPEAKER_12Boy, he was a zero this shit. I swear to God, I'll flip you out of this motherfucking chair so fast, boy. Why don't you hear that? Y'all niggas ain't beating some allegations.
SPEAKER_10Y'all nigga. How did he get so physicist?
SPEAKER_13Yeah, he's a physicist. He can't that nigga wasn't so smart to stop that shit.
SPEAKER_12But he was a physicist.
SPEAKER_11Hey man.
SPEAKER_12He wasn't smart enough to stop that.
SPEAKER_05I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_08I mean, that breeds good, though.
SPEAKER_02It does. It must be the win. Nah, nigga, y'all stupid as hell. He part of it too. Don't try to do it. I had my shit early on in the episode. I don't know.
SPEAKER_09Do you think he had like like how he got shoes? I would. If I was like Professor X and I know I can't walk again, but I'm gonna have the cleanest motherfucking wheelchair game. Oh boy.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna have rims on my shit. Wait. I'm gonna have audio on my shit.
SPEAKER_11Wait, wait, wait. He said if I was like Professor X, I'm dead ass serious. Hey, this including the episode of the live, man. We out of that.
SPEAKER_10Oh shit, not Professor X. I'm dead ass serious.