Dracula - A Free Audiobook Lasting 60 Minutes

A young English solicitor travels alone into the mountains of Eastern Europe to conclude a property deal with a mysterious foreign nobleman.

The castle he arrives at is vast, silent, and strangely empty. His host is courteous, cultured — and unlike anyone he has ever met.

Only slowly does Jonathan Harker realise that he is not a guest at all.

And that whatever his host intends, it will not remain within these walls. Something is preparing to travel to England.

What follows is a pursuit across countries and centuries of superstition, in which a small group of ordinary people must confront a danger that refuses to obey the rules of the world they thought they understood.

This is *Dracula* by Bram Stoker.

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Welcome to Twig, the podcast where I take a classic tale, condense it into a captivating 60-minute retelling, and read it to you beside the campfire. I'm Roger Braveheart, and tonight, another unforgettable journey into classic fiction begins. A young English solicitor travels alone into the mountains of Eastern Europe to conclude a property deal with a mysterious foreign nobleman. The castle he arrives at is vast, silent, and strangely empty. His host is courteous, cultured, and unlike anyone he has ever met. Only slowly does Jonathan Harker realize that he is not a guest at all, and that whatever his host intends, it will not remain within these walls. Something is preparing to travel to England. What follows is a pursuit across countries and centuries of superstition, in which a small group of ordinary people must confront a danger that refuses to obey the rules of the world they thought they understood. This is Dracula by Bram Stoker. I'm Roger Braveheart, and it's a pleasure to have you here at TWIG, the channel that essentially hands you a condensed audiobook at no cost at all. What we do here is take outstanding works of classic literature and reshape them into clear, richly told versions that hold on to the tension and mood of the book they came from. The job I've set myself is to take Bram Stoker's long and densely plotted novel and compress it into a gripping, spoken retelling while holding on to everything that matters, the key events and the moments of real emotional weight. Most of the shortened classics on this channel run for somewhere between an hour and an hour and a half instead of the great many hours you'd normally need to read the book or listen to it unabridged. I experimented with half-hour versions early on, but too much of the story had to be sacrificed to make them work. This version draws on Bram Stoker's original text, not on the films, TV series, cut-down editions, or other adaptations that came afterwards, a great many of which shuffle the order of events, smooth over the characters' experiences, or alter significant portions of the tale. So make yourself comfortable. Picture a carriage climbing a lonely mountain road as the light fades, and let us begin. Jonathan Harker, a newly qualified English solicitor, travels east by train through Munich, Vienna, and Budapest, feeling with every mile that he is leaving the west behind. He notes down local dishes for his fiancee Mina, reads up on Transylvania, and reaches the frontier town of Bistritz, where a letter waits from his client, Count Dracula, promising a carriage at the Borgo Pass. At the old-fashioned hotel, the landlord turns strangely vague, and the innkeeper's wife falls to her knees begging Jonathan not to go, since it is the eve of St. George's Day, when every evil thing has full sway. He refuses, and she hangs a crucifix round his neck for his mother's sake. The coach passengers cross themselves and press odd gifts on him, muttering words his dictionary translates as witch and werewolf. At the pass, a black bearded driver with burning eyes and a grip like steel takes him up, and the horses race in circles through howling wolves and flickering blue flames until a ruined castle looms above them. A tall old man in black, clean shaven but for a white moustache, opens the great door with a silver lamp and welcomes Jonathan to enter freely of his own will. His hand is cold as a dead man's. He carries the luggage himself, lays out supper and sits watching while his guest eats, explaining that he has already dined. Jonathan studies him closely, hooked nose, massive eyebrows meeting over it, pointed ears, hairs in the palms of his coarse hands, sharp white teeth pressing over remarkably red lips, and an overall deathly pallor. When wolves howl in the valley below, the Count calls them the children of the night and delights in their music. Over the following days, Jonathan finds a library stuffed with English books, directories, and railway guides. His host wants to learn to speak like an Englishman and to hear all about the perfleete estate called Carfax that has been bought for him, an old walled property with a ruined chapel beside a lunatic asylum. There are no servants, no mirrors, and the Count is never seen eating. Shaving one morning, Jonathan sees no reflection of the old man behind him, cuts himself, and watches his host's eyes blaze with fury and grab for his throat until the crucifix stops him. The mirror is flung from the window. Exploring afterwards, Jonathan finds every door locked. He is a prisoner. Knowing himself caged, Jonathan resolves to keep his fear hidden and his eyes open. He catches the Count making his bed and laying the table, and realizes with horror that there are no servants at all, which means the old man himself drove the carriage and commanded the wolves. At midnight, the Count talks proudly of his warrior ancestors, of Sheckley Blood and Attila, and the battles he speaks of as though he had stood in them. Later he asks careful questions about English solicitors, banking and shipping, then makes Jonathan write letters home saying all is well, handing him thin paper and envelopes so that nothing can be hidden. Jonathan writes secretly to Mina in shorthand instead. Warned never to sleep anywhere else in the castle, he disobeys, and in an old room where ladies once sat, he wakes to find three young women who cast no shadow, two dark and one fair, laughing with a sound like tingling glass. The fair one bends over his throat with her sharp teeth almost touching him, until the Count bursts in, hurls her back, and roars that this man belongs to him. He throws them a moving bag from which comes a half-smothered cry, and they fade into moonlight. Afterwards, Jonathan is dictated three letters with false future dates, and understands he has been told the span of his life. Gypsies camp in the yard, and he throws letters through the bars with a gold coin, only for the Count to burn the shorthand one before his eyes. His clothes and papers vanish, and he watches the Count crawl down the castle wall like a lizard wearing Jonathan's own suit, so that any wickedness will be blamed on the Englishman. A distraught mother comes to the gate crying for her child, and the wolves are called upon her. Desperate, Jonathan climbs down to the Count's empty room, finds a heap of ancient gold, and follows a stair to a ruined chapel, where fifty great earth boxes stand. In one lies the Count, neither dead nor breathing, eyes open and stony. Returning later, he finds the creature gorged with blood and youthful again, and strikes at him with a shovel, only gashing his forehead. The gypsies nail the boxes shut and carry them away. Left alone with the three women, Jonathan decides to scale the wall or die trying and writes a farewell to Mina. Far away in England, letters pass between Mina Murray, an assistant schoolmistress practicing shorthand and typewriting to be useful to Jonathan and her dearest friend Lucy Westerner. Lucy writes gaily of London galleries and of a tall, curly-haired man named Arthur Homewood, whom she loves. She also describes a clever young doctor of nine and twenty who runs a great lunatic asylum. Then comes her astonishing news: three proposals in a single day. The first is from the asylum doctor, Dr. Seward, who fumbles with his hat and a lancet and takes his refusal gravely, asking only to be counted a friend. The second is a cheerful American from Texas, Quincy Morris, who speaks in comic slang, lays his whole heart at her feet, asks whether there is someone else, and on hearing there is, begs one kiss and walks out without looking back. The third she barely needs to describe, for Arthur's arms were round her before she could speak, and she is engaged. Dr. Seward, nursing his rebuff, throws himself into work and takes up the study of a strange inmate, a strong, gloomy man of 59 who collects flies. Quincy Morris writes, uh, inviting Arthur and Seward to drink the health of the happiest man in the world, and Arthur wires back that he will come. By July, Mina has joined Lucy at Whitby on the Yorkshire coast, where the ruined abbey stands above the harbour, and hundreds of steps climb from the town to the churchyard on the cliff. There, an ancient sailor of nearly a hundred entertains them by declaring every tombstone a lie, since half the graves hold no bodies at all. Lucy chats about her coming marriage, but Mina grows heart sick because no letter has come from Jonathan for a month. At the asylum, the fly-catching patient graduates to spiders, then sparrows, eats a blow fly whole, and finally devours his birds. Seward names him a life-eating maniac who wants to absorb as many lives as he can. Mina worries as Lucy returns to her childhood sleepwalking and locks their door each night. A single line arrives from Jonathan, dated from Castle Dracula, saying he is starting home, but it does not read like him. Lucy's mother confides that her own heart is failing. Then a great storm gathers over Whitby, and the Coast Guard puzzles over a Russian ship handled as if no hand were on the wheel. The storm breaks over Whitby with terrible speed, and in the searchlight's beam a schooner comes leaping between the piers with every sail set and drives herself onto the sand. Lashed to the helm is a corpse, a crucifix bound in his hands, dead two days, and the ship has found harbour steered by a dead man. An immense dog springs from the deck and vanishes into the churchyard darkness. The vessel proves to be a Russian ship from Varna, the Demeter, carrying silver sand and fifty great wooden boxes of earth consigned to a whitby solicitor. In a bottle in the dead man's pocket is his log. It tells how the crew grew frightened, whispering that something was aboard, how a search found nothing but the boxes, how the men vanished one by one on watch until only the captain and the mate remained. The mate, half mad, went below with a knife to open the boxes and came up screaming that he had stabbed a tall, pale thing, and the blade passed through empty air, then flung himself into the sea. Alone in the fog, the captain lashed his own hands to the wheel with his beads, determined to save his soul and his honour. The town buries him as a hero with a hundred boats following. The great dog is never found, though a mastiff near the pier is discovered with its throat torn out. Mina records that Lucy slept badly through the storm and rose twice to dress herself in her sleep. At the funeral, a dog howls and cowers in terror on the tombstone, and the ancient sailor from the cliff is found dead on their favourite seat, with his neck broken and horror on his face. Days later, Mina wakes to an empty bed, runs half dressed through the town to the churchyard, and sees something long and dark bending over a white, half-reclining figure. When she reaches Lucy, she is alone, breathing in heavy gasps, with two tiny red punctures at her throat that Mina blames on her own clumsy safety pin. Lucy grows paler and weaker, gasping at night, sitting at the open window. Once Mina sees a great bat wheeling outside, another time something like a big bird on the sill. Meanwhile, fifty boxes are carted from Whitby to Carfax. Then a letter comes from a nursing sister in Budapest. Jonathan has been six weeks with brain fever, raving of wolves and blood. Mina leaves at once to nurse and marry him. In Budapest, Mina finds Jonathan thin, grey and shaken, remembering nothing of what happened to him. He gives her his journal sealed and unread, saying he does not want to know its secret unless some solemn duty forces him back to those bitter hours, and they are married that afternoon in the hospital. Mina wraps the book in white paper, seals it with her wedding ring, and promises never to open it except for his sake. She writes to Lucy, urging equal happiness, and Lucy replies from Whitby that she is well, has stopped walking in her sleep, and will marry Arthur in September. Back at the asylum, the fly-eating patient escapes twice, both times to the chapel door of the empty neighbouring house, where he grovels and calls out that he is the slave of his master and waits for his commands. Seward notes that he is violent by day and calm from moonrise to sunrise, as if some influence came and went, and watches a great bat flap westward as the man grows suddenly quiet. At Hillingham, Lucy's own diary records bad dreams scratching at the window, ghastly pallor and pain in her throat. Arthur, called away to his dying father, begs Seward to examine her. Finding no disease but a dreadful bloodlessness, Seward writes to his old master in Amsterdam, Van Helsing, who drops everything and comes. Van Helsing charms Lucy, examines her, says gravely that much blood has been lost though she is not an emic, and hurries home to think. Days later, a telegram brings him racing back to find her chalk white, gums shrunken from her teeth near death. He calls for immediate transfusion, and when Arthur arrives unannounced, his strong young blood is used, colour flowing back into her cheeks as it drains from his. Van Helsing hisses at the sight of two punctures on her throat beneath her velvet band, but says nothing. He forbids anyone else to be told and makes Seward watch all night. Lucy revives, then relapses horribly, and Seward gives his own blood while she is kept under morphia. Neither doctor can explain where so much blood has gone. Van Helsing sends to Harlem for a great parcel of white flowers, which Lucy laughingly identifies as common garlic. He rubs it over every window sash and door jam, hangs a wreath about her neck, and tells her never to open the window. Seward suspects his old teacher is working a spell against an evil spirit, and Van Helsing quietly agrees. For a few nights the garlic works, and Lucy sleeps sweetly. Then her mother, meaning only kindness, comes into the stuffy room, takes away the horrid smelling flowers, and opens the window. Van Helsing, hearing of it next morning, breaks down and sobs before pulling himself together. Upstairs Lucy is waxen again, and this time he gives his own blood. Days of peace follow, and Lucy writes happily that all the frightening flapping and voices have ceased. Meanwhile, a wolf escapes from the zoological gardens after a tall, thin stranger with red eyes and sharp white teeth strokes its ears. The keeper is interviewed at length, and the beast returns of its own accord with its head cut by broken glass. At the asylum, the collector of lives bursts into Seward's study with a dinner knife, gashes his wrist, and is found lapping the spilled blood from the carpet, repeating that the blood is the life. A telegram from Van Helsing miscarries by a whole day, and so nobody watches Lucy. Her own last written memorandum tells the rest. Flapping at the window, then a low howl, then a crash of glass, and the head of a great gaunt grey wolf in the broken pane. Her mother, clutching wildly, tears the garlic wreath away and dies of fright in her arms. Specks of dust whirl in. The maids come and are found drugged with laudenum in the sherry, and Lucy is left alone with the dead, hiding her paper in her breast. Seward and Van Helsing break in next morning through a kitchen window, find the servant senseless, and upstairs both women on the bed. Lucy still faintly lives. They warm her in a bath, and Quincy Morris arrives in time to give the fourth transfusion. Quincy, told the truth in part, works out that four strong men's blood has gone into her and asks fiercely what took it out. Nobody can answer. Lucy tears her own memorandum in a sleep, and Van Helsing keeps the pieces. Arthur comes and for a while she rallies. Then her breathing turns heavy, the gums draw back, so the canine teeth look long and sharp, and in a strange, voluptuous voice she calls him to kiss her. Van Helsing hurls him back with terrible strength. She wakes gently, thanks the professor as her true friend, begs him to guard Arthur, and dies. Seward says there is peace at last. Van Helsing answers that it is only the beginning. Lucy and her mother are buried together, and the undertaker's woman remarks that she makes a very beautiful corpse. Van Helsing keeps close, insisting on going through Lucy's papers himself, and takes away her letters and unfinished diary. Looking at her in her coffin, both men are startled. Death has restored her loveliness rather than spoiled it. Van Helsing lays wild garlic about her and a little gold crucifix over her mouth, then astonishes Seward by asking for post-mortem knives, saying he means to cut off her head and take out her heart. He will not explain, only begging his friend to trust him a little longer. Next morning he cancels the operation because the crucifix has been stolen in the night by a woman who robs the dead. Lucy's solicitor explains that everything she owned passes to Arthur, whose own father has also died, making him Lord Godalming. Arthur, broken by the double loss, weeps on Seward's breast, kisses his dead love, and asks in a whisper whether she is really dead. He gives Van Helsing permission to read all her papers. Meanwhile, Mina brings Jonathan home to Exeter, where his old employer welcomes them, makes Jonathan a partner and heir, and then dies suddenly. Walking in Piccadilly, Jonathan grips Mina's arm in terror at a tall, thin man with a beaky nose, black moustache, and pointed beard. Staring at a pretty girl and gasps that it is the man himself grown young. Then a telegram tells Mina that both Lucy and her mother are dead. After the funerals, Van Helsing has a fit of wild laughing and crying in the carriage, explaining that King Laugh comes when he chooses, and that the grim joke is Arthur's belief that his blood made Lucy his bride. Newspapers begin reporting a hamstered mystery. Small children straying at night, telling of a beautiful Bloofer lady, each returning with tiny wounds in the throat. Mina reads Jonathan's journal, believes it, and typewrites everything. Van Helsing writes to her, comes to Exeter, reads her typescript in astonishment, then reads Jonathan's diary and declares it true, curing Jonathan of his terrible doubt. At the station, a paragraph in an evening paper turns him white. Back with Seward, he points to the wounded children, argues down every objection with talk of open minds and nature's mysteries, and finally says the words that stagger his old pupil. Those little throats were bitten by Lucy. Seward's first reaction is fury, as though the professor had struck Lucy across the face while she lived, and he demands whether Van Helsing is mad. The old man answers gently that madness would be easier to bear than this truth, explains that he went slowly only to spare a man who had loved her, and then dares him to come and see the proof for himself. They visit the latest wounded child in the North Hospital, where a friendly doctor lifts the bandage and shows two small punctures, fresher and smaller than Lucy's, but unmistakably the same. That doctor blames a bat. Perhaps some malignant southern species escaped from the zoological gardens and mentions the escaped wolf and the children's games of Red Riding Hood and the Bloofer Lady. Van Helsing warns him to keep the little patient indoors for a week. After dining at an inn on the Heath, they climb the churchyard wall near midnight and find the Westerner tomb. By candlelight, Van Helsing unscrews the coffin lid, soars through the lead, bends back the flange, and shows Seward that the coffin is empty. Seward grants only that the body is not there and suggests a body snatcher. They keep watch on opposite sides of the graveyard through the chill hours until Seward glimpses a white streak flitting between the ewes and finds Van Helsing holding a sleeping child whose throat, when they examine it under a match, bears no scratch at all. They leave the little one where a policeman must find it and drive back to town. Next afternoon, after a funeral has emptied the place, they return and open the coffin again, and there lies Lucy, more radiantly beautiful than ever, lips redder than before, teeth sharper. Van Helsing explains that she was bitten while sleepwalking in a trance, died in a trance, and so is undead in an unusually lovely form. He says he must cut off her head, fill her mouth with garlic, and drive a stake through her, but decides to wait, because Arthur must be brought to believe, or he will be haunted by doubt for ever. Leaving a note in case he does not survive, the professor spends the night alone at the tomb, sealing it with garlic and a crucifix, and summons Seward, Arthur, and Quincy to meet him. Arthur, horrified at talk of desecrating the grave, agrees at last only to come, look, and listen. Just before midnight, the four men climb into the churchyard and enter the tomb together. Van Helsing asks Seward before the others to confirm that Lucy's body lay in the coffin the previous day, then lifts the lid and the leaden flange, and Arthur sees for himself that it is empty. Quincy Morris, blunt as ever, asks straight out whether the professor put her there or took her away and accepts his sworn denial. Van Helsing explains that he had sealed the door with garlic and holy things the night before, so that nothing could come out, and that tonight he removed them deliberately. They file outside into the sweet night air, and while the others wait, he works a strange paste of crumbled sacred wafer and dough into the crevices of the tomb door, saying he is closing it so the undead cannot enter. Then they hide and watch. Down the avenue of Ewes comes a white figure carrying something dark at its breast, and when the moon breaks through, they see Lucy, dressed in her grave clothes, with a fair-haired child in her arms. Her sweetness has turned to hard adamantine cruelty. She flings the child callously to the ground and comes to Arthur with outstretched arms and a wanton smile, calling him her husband, telling him her arms are hungry for him. He is opening his own arms to her when Van Helsing springs between them, holding up a little golden crucifix. She recoils with a face of baffled malice, dashes for the tomb, and is stopped dead by the sealed door until the professor removes a portion of the sacred emblem and she slips through a crack no knife blade could pass. The child is left where the police must find him. Next day, after the noon funeral has cleared, they return with a long leather bag. Lucy lies in her death beauty, and Arthur asks whether this is truly her body or a demon in her shape. Van Helsing lays out a soldering iron, knives, a heavy hammer, and a sharpened wooden stake, and explains that whoever dies from the praying of the undead becomes undead too, and that only true death will free her soul and let the little wounds heal. He offers the blow to the one with the best right. Arthur takes stake and hammer, strikes as the prayers are read, endures the writhing and the screeching, and then sees in the coffin his own Lucy, restored to unequaled sweetness and purity. Weeping, he thanks and forgives the professor. The head is cut off, the mouth filled with garlic, the coffin soldered, and outside the birds are singing. Then Van Helsing asks them all to promise to hunt down the author of their sorrow to the bitter end, and each man takes his hand. At the Berkeley Hotel, a telegram waits announcing that Mina is coming up by train with important news and that Jonathan has gone to Whitby. Van Helsing calls her a pearl among women, sends her to stay at the asylum, hands Seward typewritten copies of Jonathan's Foreign Journal and Mina's Whitby Diary, and hurries off to Amsterdam for a night. Seward meets Mina at Paddington, recognizing her from Lucy's descriptions and brings her to the asylum, where she cannot repress a shudder at the door. In his study, she is delighted by his phonograph, then wounded when he refuses to let her hear how Lucy died, protesting he could not find the passage. Her eye falls on the great pile of typewriting, and he understands. Ashamed, he opens a drawer of wax cylinders and gives them to her, and she listens to his private grief, weeps over it and types it all out, telling him firmly that these records must be shared if they are to rid the earth of the monster. Working through the night, she copies everything in triplicate, then borrows his files of evening newspapers, remembering how the Whitby Cuttings once explained a mystery. Jonathan arrives next morning, quiet and businesslike, and the couple set about knitting every scrap of evidence into one chronological narrative. Reading it, Seward is thunderstruck to realise that the house next door has been the Count's hiding place all along, and that his fly-eating patient's outbursts were an index to the creature's comings and goings. He visits the man, finds him unnervingly placid, and talking calmly of going home, and grows darkly suspicious of such contentment. Jonathan's own account of his errand fills in the chain. At Whitby the solicitor's papers showed fifty cases of common earth invoiced for experimental purposes. At King's Cross and at the carrier's office the tallies matched. The carters remembered the filthy old house and the chapel that took the cake for foulness. So all fifty boxes reached Carfax, unless some have since been moved. Mina, meanwhile, meets Arthur and Quincy when they arrive early. Knowing from the diaries that they both loved Lucy, she tells them she has read everything, gives each a copy, and offers Arthur a sister sympathy. He breaks down utterly and sobs on her shoulder like a wearied child, then begs to be a brother to her for Lucy's sake. Quincy kisses her hand in the corridor and calls her little girl, the very words he once used to Lucy. For the first time, the old asylum feels like a home, with Mina pouring tea for them all. She asks to see the fly collecting patient, and Seward takes her in after the man has hurriedly swallowed his flies and spiders to tidy up. To everyone's amazement, he behaves like a polished gentleman, talks elemental philosophy, tells her plainly that she should not stay, and even discusses his own former delusion that by consuming many living things one might prolong life, admitting he once tried to kill the doctor for his blood. As she leaves, he says goodbye and prays God he may never see her sweet face again. Van Helsing arrives from the station full of energy, calls Mina a woman with a man's brain and a woman's heart, and declares that after tonight she must be kept out of the terrible business altogether. That evening they gather round the table like a board with Mina as secretary, and the professor lays out what they face. Vampires exist. This one has the strength of twenty men, cunning groan through centuries, command of rat and owl and bat and moth and fox and wolf power over storm and fog, the ability to grow small, to vanish, to change shape. He throws no shadow and no reflection, cannot be killed by the passing of time, grows younger on blood. But he is bound to, he cannot enter a house unless invited. His power ceases by day, he may change form only at noon or exact sunrise and sunset. He may cross running water only at slack or flood of tide, and he is helpless before garlic. The crucifix, a branch of wild rose on his coffin, a sacred bullet, or the stake and the severed head. Research from a Hungarian scholar identifies him as a voivod who once beat the Turk, a man of mighty brain who learned devil's secrets in a mountain school. Mid-explanation, a pistol shot shatters the window. Quincy has fired at a great bat on the sill. Van Helsing insists this night ends Mina's part, for she is too precious to risk, and though it is a bitter pill, she accepts. They resolve to trace every earth box and sterilize it. Before they leave, an urgent message comes from the patient, who astonishes them all by begging in the most reasonable, dignified language to be sent away that very hour, refusing to give his reason, finally falling on his knees and imploring them to save his soul from guilt. Seward, certain it is madness in a new phase, refuses. Uneasy about the patient's strange pleading, the men nevertheless go on with their work. Arthur fetches a little silver whistle in case the old place is full of rats. On the porch Van Helsing distributes their weapons, a small crucifix to keep near the heart, a wreath of withered garlic for the neck, a revolver and a knife for more mundane enemies, tiny electric lamps for the breast, and to each man an envelope containing a portion of sacred wafer. Seward picks the lock with skeleton keys, and the door swings open with a rusty clang, so like the opening of Lucy's tomb that they all shrink back. Inside the dust lies inches deep, cobwebs hang like tattered rags, and a bunch of labelled keys sits on the hall table. Jonathan, who knows the plans, leads them to the low arched chapel door, and the stench that meets them is beyond description, corruption itself gone corrupt. Counting the great earth chests, they find only twenty nine of the fifty. Jonathan glimpses the Count's face in the dark passage, but there is no hiding place there. Then the whole floor comes alive with phosphorescent eyes, and rats swarm in thousands. Arthur throws open the ironbound door and blows his whistle, and three terriers come racing round the house. Once set on the floor, they scatter the vermin, and with the rats gone the sense of evil presence lifts. They search the rest of the house and find nothing but dust. Van Helsing draws two lessons. No harm has come to them, and the brute beasts that answer the Count's call are not truly bound to his spirit, since they fled from a few small dogs. He rejoices most that Mina was spared the sights and smells of it. Back home, Jonathan finds her asleep and unusually pale, and resolves that from now on their work will be a sealed book to her. Next day all of them oversleep. Mina, kept in the dark and crying twice in one morning, writes that she blames herself for ever going to Whitby, then records a peculiar dream, silence, then a thin white mist creeping across the grass and pouring in through the joinings of the door, thickening into a pillar of cloud with a red eye at the top that divided into two red eyes, and last a livid white face bending over her. She asks Seward for a sleeping draught, and next night sleeps without dreaming, waking weak and spiritless. Jonathan sets out to hunt the missing boxes and runs the carters to earth. One is too drunk to remember anything, but his mate, a decent workman with a battered notebook, gives the destinations. Six cartloads left at Chicksand Street in Mile End Newtown, and six more at Jamaica Lane in Bermondsey. He mentions another man who bragged of a dusty job at the old house at Purfleet and promises to post the address. Following that clue to a Woolworth lodging house and past the confusion of phonetic spelling, Jonathan finds the second carter at a new cold storage building in Poplar. For his day's wages, the man describes carrying nine great heavy boxes from Carfax to a house in Piccadilly, a dusty old place with a stone front and high steps, a few doors from a big white church. Both times an old gentleman with a white moustache, so thin you would think he could not throw a shadow, was waiting to help, lifting the boxes as though they were pounds of tea and flinging a greedy loafer down the steps. Jonathan finds the house, its windows encrusted with dust and its noticeboard torn away, then learns from a groom that the agents were Mitchell, Sons, and Candy. At their office a maddeningly discreet clerk will say only that it is sold until Jonathan mentions Lord Godling's name, whereupon he promises to write to his lordship. That evening the whole party discusses how to get in, since burglary in Piccadilly is a very different matter from Carfax. Meanwhile, Seward puzzles over his patient, who now speaks like a man commanding destiny, declares he wants no souls, only life, compares himself to Enoch who walked with God, and twice stops short at the word drink. Pressed about the souls of all the flies and spiders and birds he has consumed, he screws his eyes shut like a soaked child, then flies into a rage before apologizing with dignity. Listing the man's contradictions, Seward suddenly sees the pattern. He has been promised a higher life and dreads the burden of a soul, so it is human life he expects. The Count has been to him. Van Helsing told of it, finds the man singing gaily and spreading sugar for flies again, refusing to speak. A letter from the agents reveals the Piccadilly buyer, a foreign nobleman calling himself Count Deville, who paid in notes over the counter. Then a wild yell comes from the patient's room. Seward finds his patient lying in a glittering pool of blood, his face beaten in and his back broken, injuries no fool could explain. Van Helsing comes in his dressing gown, dismisses the attendant, and traphines the skull to relieve the pressure, knowing the man's words may be worth many lives. Consciousness returns, and with it a terrible clarity. He begs brandy for his lips and tells everything. The Count had come often to his window in the mist, promising rats and dogs and cats, all lives, all red blood if he would fall down and worship, and he had opened the sash and cried, Come in, Lord and Master. But that afternoon Mina had come to see him looking pale, like tea after the teapot has been watered, and he understood that the life was being taken out of her. So when the mist stole in that night he grabbed it and held on with a madman's strength, until the burning eyes turned on him, and his strength became water, and he was lifted up and flung down. Armed with crucifixes, wafer, revolvers, and knives, the four men break down the Harker's door. Inside, Jonathan lies in a stupor, while a tall, thin man in black grips Mina's hands and forces her mouth to a wound torn open in his own bare breast, like a child forcing a kitten's nose into milk. The Count turns, hellish with rage, the scar on his forehead livid, and springs at them, only to cower back from the sacred wafer and crucifixes and dissolve into vapour that trails under the door. Mina screams, then wails that she's unclean and may never kiss her husband again. Jonathan, waking, swears that nothing shall ever come between them. Arthur reports that the study manuscripts and the phonograph cylinders have been burned, though a copy survives in the safe, and that the poor patient is dead. Quincy saw a bat fly westward from that window. Then Mina tells her own story. The mist, the figure that formed beside her bed, the whisper threatening to dash Jonathan's brains out, the mocking words that hers were not the first veins to appease his thirst. He boasted that he had commanded nations centuries before they were born, that she was now flesh of his flesh, his wine press and later his companion, and that when his brain says come, she must cross land or sea to a Obey. Then he made her drink. As dawn reddens, Jonathan's hair turns white against his grey face. In the grey morning they gather to eat, because Van Helsing insists they cannot work without food. The dead patient's broken neck is quietly explained away as a fall from bed, since no coroner would believe the truth. The first decision is that Mina shall be told everything from now on. She agrees, saying nothing in the world can give her more pain than she already suffers. Then Van Helsing asks whether she fears herself, and she answers that if she ever sees in herself a sign of harm to those she loves, she will die. He forbids it fiercely. While the creature who fouled her life still walks undead, her death would only make her as he is, and she must fight death himself and live. She promises to strive. The professor lays out the day's work. Because they left the Carfax boxes untouched at first, the Count still does not know that his lairs can be sterilized, nor that his hiding places are known. Until sunset, he must keep his present form and open doors like a mortal, so they will destroy every remaining lair. Jonathan, frantic to be moving, is calmed by an argument about locksmiths and policemen, and a comic story of a burglar who sold another man's house in broad daylight, all done properly and therefore unquestioned. Arthur arranges horses. Quincy advises plain cabs rather than crested carriages. Before they leave, Van Helsing prepares to guard Mina by touching a piece of sacred wafer to her forehead, and it sears the flesh like white hot metal. She shrieks and sinks to her knees, pulling her hair over her face and wailing that she is unclean, that even the Almighty shuns her, and that she must bear the mark until the judgment day. The Professor answers gravely that the scar will pass away when God sees fit, and that they may be chosen instruments of his pleasure. They all kneel, hold hands, and swear to be true to each other. At Carfax they find nothing changed, and lay a portion of the host in each of the great boxes before screwing down the lids. Jonathan waves to Mina at the asylum window. In Piccadilly, a hired locksmith opens the door under a policeman's incurious eye. Inside they find eight boxes of the nine, treat them, and discover the title deeds of Mile End and Bermansey, a heap of keys and a basin of bloodied water. Arthur and Quincy take the keys and go to destroy the rest while the others wait. While they wait in the empty Piccadilly house, Van Helsing keeps the others talking to hold Jonathan's mind together, for the poor man has aged overnight into a drawn, white-haired figure with burning eyes. The professor speaks of what the Count once was in life: soldier, statesman, and student of forbidden learning, a man of mighty brain and no remorse. His brain survived his body's death, but it grew back only slowly, like a child's, and that is their advantage. He has been experimenting all along, first using the asylum patient to gain entry to the house next door, then learning to shift his own earth boxes without help. That knowledge came to him too late, for all his lairs but one are now spoiled. A telegram arrives from Mina. The Count left Carfax at a quarter to one and hurried south. Then Arthur and Quincy return, having found six boxes at each of the other two houses and destroyed them all. Only one remains unaccounted for. A key turns softly in the front door. Quincy silently places each man in position, and the Count bounds into the room with a movement so panther-like that it sobers them all. Jonathan slashes at him with his great cookery knife. Only a diabolical leap backwards saves the creature, and the blade rips his coat so that banknotes and gold spill out. When Seward advances, holding the crucifix and the wafer, the Count cowers back with a face of baffled hate, the red scar on his forehead standing out like a wound. He snatches a handful of money from the floor, hurls himself through the window in a crash of glass, and springs up unhurt in the yard below. From the stable door he turns and mocks them, calling them sheep in a butcher's, boasting that he has other places still, that his revenge has spread over centuries and time is on his side, and that their women are already his. Then the rusty bolt creaks shut behind him. Van Helsing takes comfort even in this. The creature's haste and his greed for the money betray that he fears them and fears time. They burn the remaining papers, keeping only the deeds. Back at the asylum they find Mina waiting with a cheerfulness that costs her dearly. When the story is told, she asks them all to remember that this is not a work of hate, and that the saddest case of all is the soul who has wrought their misery. Van Helsing leaves a message on the phonograph for Jonathan, telling him to stay and guard Mina, for that is now his holiest office. The rest of them are not searching so much as confirming what they already know. Their enemy has fled home to his castle in Transylvania. That was why he snatched the money from the floor and hurried before sundown. His last earth box was ready for shipping. He is finite, Van Helsing insists. It took him centuries to creep as far as London, and they drove him out in a day. When Jonathan plays the message to Mina, she brightens. The certainty that the Count is out of the country is a comfort. Yet every time Jonathan's eye falls on the red scar on her forehead, disbelief becomes impossible. At the evening meeting, Van Helsing reports the day's hunt. Reasoning that he must return by the Black Sea and the Danube, they went to Lloyd's and found only one black seabound ship had sailed on that tide, the Xarina Catherine, bound from a Thames wharf for Varna. At the wharf, dockmen loosened by drink, and Quincy's money described a tall, thin, pale man with burning eyes, all in black, but for a straw hat that suited neither him nor the season, scattering coin as he asked which ship sailed for the Black Sea. He brought a great box on a hired cart, lifted it down himself, quarrelled with the swearing captain over where it should be stowed, and promised to come aboard before sailing. Then a thick fog held the ship fast until full tide, when he returned, went below to see his box, stood awhile on deck, and was seen no more. When Mina asks why they must still hunt him, Van Helsing answers fiercely, for her sake first, then for humanity's, since the poison in her would in time make her like him. The ship needs three weeks to reach Varna. They can cross overland in three days and be waiting when she docks. Later, alone, Van Helsing tells Seward what he dreads. Mina is changing, her teeth a little sharper, her eyes at times harder, her silences longer, and the count who drank her blood may compel her mind to betray them. Mina herself withdraws from their counsels and makes Jonathan promise to tell her nothing of their plans. Then at dawn, she reverses it. She must go with them, for when the Count calls, she must obey, and might deceive even her husband to reach him. At sunset, Mina calls them all together, for she has learned that dawn and dusk are the only hours when her own soul is truly free. Sitting half reclined with Jonathan's hand in hers, she tells them she knows her soul is at stake, that there is poison in her blood, and that there is one easy way out which she must not and will not take, to die now, by her own hand or another's before the greater evil is finished. She gives up the certainty of eternal rest and goes willingly into the dark. Then she asks what they will give her in return and names it plainly. If ever they are convinced she is so changed that it would be better she die, they must without a moment's delay drive a stake through her and cut off her head. Quincy kneels first and swears it, promising that if he is ever merely doubtful he will take it that the time has come. Van Helsing swears, Arthur swears, Seward swears, and last of all her husband, one and green pale under his white hair, is made to swear too. She warns them the moment may come suddenly, and that when it does she herself may be leagued with their enemy against them. Then she asks one more thing, not vital, but dear, that the burial service be read over her. Jonathan groans, but she holds his hand against her heart and says it would comfort her, and he reads the service for the dead over his living wife, while the others kneel around her, and his voice breaks so often that he must keep pausing. Strange and bizarre as it is, it comforts them all. They leave Charing Cross, reach Paris that night, take the Orient Express, and arrive at Varna. Mina sleeps a great deal on the journey but wakes alert at dawn and dusk, when Van Helsing hypnotizes her, always the same answer darkness and the lapping of waves, cordage straining and the bow throwing back foam. The ship is still at sea. Arthur's daily telegrams from Lloyd's say she has not been reported. They arrange papers and bribes so that they may board her the moment she arrives in daylight and open the box while its occupant lies helpless. A whole week crawls past. Then word comes at last the Tsarina Catherine has passed the Dardanelles. On the train up from Varna to Galats, Mina goes under again, and this time the sounds have changed, no waves lapping now, only a steady swirl of water against a hawser, men's voices near and far, oars creaking in rowlocks, a gun fired somewhere, feet tramping overhead, then a gleam of light and air blowing on her face. She rises with her palms upward as though lifting a weight, then wakes and sweetly asks whether anyone would like a cup of tea. Van Helsing reads it plainly. The Count is close to land, but not yet ashore, and if daylight catches him still boxed, he is at their mercy. At Galats they take up the trail. The ship's captain tells of a voyage so favourable it frightened him, fog travelling with them the whole way from London as though the devil himself blew on his sails. His crew begged him to heave the great box overboard, and he argued them down with a hand spike. Before sun-up, a man came aboard with a written order and carried the box away. His receipt leads them to a shipping agent who admits he was told by letter from a London gentleman calling himself Deville to clear the box before sunrise, avoid the customs, and hand it to a river trader who dealt with the Slovaks. That trader has vanished, and while they talk, a man comes running to say his body has been found inside a churchyard wall, the throat torn open as if by a wild animal. With the trail lost, they release Jonathan from his promise and take Mina back into their confidence. She types everything up, reads every paper, spreads out the maps and reasons without prejudice. The Count must be carried home helpless in his box, and road and rail are too risky, so water is the only way. The cattle lowing and the creak of wood she heard mean an open boat pulled upstream. Of the rivers, the Sereth, joined at Fundu by the Bistritza, which loops round the Borgo Pass, comes closest to his castle. Van Helsing calls her their teacher, and they divide. Arthur and Jonathan take a steam launch upriver. Seward and Quincy ride the bank with horses and Winchesters, and Van Helsing, over Jonathan's anguished protest, carries Mina by carriage toward the castle itself, reaching Veresti at the end of October, where her trance gives only dark and quiet. Mina and Van Helsing drive fast through a lovely, superstitious country where women cross themselves at the scar on her forehead and put extra garlic in the food, so she takes to keeping her hat and veil on. Each dawn and dusk she answers the same: darkness, lapping water, creaking wood. But she sleeps and sleeps, loses her appetite, stops writing her diary, and grows redder and healthier in a way the professor dreads, while his power to hypnotize her fails altogether. At the Borgo Pass, she suddenly blazes with certainty and points out the road, saying Jonathan travelled it and wrote of it. Snow comes. At night by the fire, Van Helsing draws a ring about her and crumbles sacred wafer along it, and when he asks her to step over, she stands as one stricken and says simply that she cannot. He rejoices, for her body may be in danger, but her soul is safe. Out of the whirling snow and mist, the three vampire women take shape, twining their arms and calling her sister, and the horses moan in terror, but she shrinks from them in horror, and at dawn they melt away. The horses are dead. Van Helsing goes up alone to the castle, breaks the doors from their hinges, and finds the tombs. Nearly overcome by the sleeping beauty of the wanton undead, he is roused by a long wail in Mina's voice from below, and does his butcher's work on all three, whose bodies crumble into native dust as the knife severs each head. In the great lordly tomb, marked with one word, he lays the wafer, banishing its owner forever. Then the two go east to meet the others. From a rocky shelter, Mina watches through the glasses as gypsy horsemen hurry a cart, bearing a great square chest, racing the sinking sun, with two riders closing from the south and two from the north, and wolves gathering in dots across the snow. Voices shout halt. Jonathan and Quincy force their way through the draw knives to the cart. Jonathan flings the box down and prizes at the lid with his cookery. Quincy, his side spurting blood, attacks the other end. The Count lies within, waxen pale, and as his red eyes see the sinking sun, their hate turns to triumph. Then the knife shears his throat, and a bowie blade plunges into his heart, and the whole body crumbles into dust with a look of peace upon it. Quincy dies smiling, pointing at Mina's clean forehead. Looking back over these papers, I think what we live through may mean more than a tale of a monster. I believe the story suggests how thin the wall is between the ordinary and the unspeakable. I went to Transylvania as a solicitor's clerk with timetables and deeds, and found that no amount of shorthand or law could account for what weighted in that castle. Perhaps the book warns that our confidence in the 19th century in railways and science and reason can itself blind us. Van Helsing said it plainly. I think that doubt was nearly fatal to us. My own months of disbelief cost me my sanity and cost poor Lucy her life. I believe the story values something simpler than cleverness, and that is trust. Every disaster in our record seems to me to grow from concealment. Mina was shut out of our councils for her protection, and it was precisely in that silence that the Count came to her. Van Helsing kept his knowledge back from us at first, and delay followed delay. Lucy's mother, all unknowing and meaning only good, removed the garlic and undid us. So I think the tale suggests that secrecy meant kindly can be more destructive than any open danger, and that only when we laid every paper, diary, and cylinder side by side in order did we begin to see. There may also be something here about womanhood, and I confess I am uneasy about our own part in it. We spoke of protecting Mina, and of her not bearing a man's burden, yet it was her memory, her typewriting, her patient reading of maps that found the river. Van Helsing called it a man's brain with a woman's heart. I think the story quietly criticizes us for needing that comparison at all, and it may value mercy above vengeance. When I swore I would send him to burning hell, Mina rebuked me and reminded us that the destroyer is the saddest case of all, and that she too might one day need such pity. I think that was the truest thing said among us. In the end the face in the box wore a look of peace. Perhaps the story holds that even monstrous evil is finite, that love and steady daily duty outlast it, and that we should ask no one to believe us, only to live gently. And there we have it. The count is dust upon the air, the crimson stain gone from Mina's forehead, and the sun sets over Transylvania on a world that is for now a little safer than it was. But I have to be honest with you before we part company tonight, what you've just heard was the summarized version. A condensed shadow of the real thing. Bram Stoker's Dracula is a book of letters, diaries, telegrams, and newspaper clippings, and reading the whole thing properly will take you many hours, a good chunk of your week if you take your time with it. And I promise you, it is worth every single one of those hours. Because a summary can tell you what happens. It can't give you the creeping dread of Jonathan Harker realizing the castle doors are locked from the outside. It can't give you Lucy's diary entries growing stranger and weaker page by page. It can't give you Van Helsing's broken, urgent English, or that awful moment when the crew of the Demeter is found one by one missing. Those things live in Stoker's own words, and no retelling, mine included, can quite replace them. So if this episode has put a hook in you, do yourself a favour. Pick up the book. Read it slowly. Preferably at night. Preferably with the curtains shut. Now, a reminder of how we do things here on Twig. There's a new episode every week published on a Sunday, so it's ready and waiting for you at the start of the working week. 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