EP:69 The R.I.C.O with guest (Priddy Yew and T-Medina)

Intro Song: "Save The Kids" by 3rdwxrld

We start the show off this week with a fresh NPOren segment. 
The crazy Dave Chapelle incident at the Hollywood Bowl.
Roe v. Wade possible being overturned. Different states laws.
Inmate escapes with female guard. 
Elon Musk.
Young Thug and YSLs RICO case.  We discuss.
And then a heated debate about gun control.

And This Week on "To Woke for Sleep".
Is a RICO the same as your girl getting all the text messages and the other girls confessions of you cheating...? LOL
IS SixNine the feds? Or is it just the internet.?
What exactly is Casserole?
Flintstones and Jetson's lived in the same time.?  

"Thats A No For Me Dawg"
Would you approve of your bm's new boyfriend getting your kids name tatted?
Would you stay with a mate who lost a limb?
For $10,000 would you go to sex island?
Would you get tortured to save a stranger?
Would you be rich and famous now, knowing you'll be dead or in prison 15yrs later? Got Deep
Jim Carey or Adam Sandler?

And Guess that Crime to wrap it up.

Thanks for Listening

Transcript

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There's a red one over there. All right. Oh, shit. No, I never. I ain't done shit. I got this. I got that. I got that. Marker number two. And

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so it

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begins.

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It does. All right. Put that back on. That's the program.

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All right. That's cold. Yeah, turn that AC off. Just click it once. Look at you. You hot. You cold. You the worst. You're going through menopause, bro. Menopause. Bobby has a fan on with a blanket on. Just once. Just click it over slightly. Playing with feet in it. Yeah. That's the most unmanly thing you'll ever see in the world. What do you mean, blanket with feet in them? Exactly. A feetie blanket. Like when you go through menopause? He's like, they got that. You go through menopause, you get all cold. Your feet have to be uncomfortable. Can I keep you warm? It's a blanket with feet in it. So you put the blanket on, you put your feet in like socks in your blanket. So because you're going through menopause, you've got hot and cold flashes, right? So you can take the blanket on and off and keep your feet warm. Ooh. So why don't you just wear socks? It's menopause. It doesn't make sense. Nothing makes sense. What is menopause? Menopause, it's like, excuse me, woman pause. It's like menopause. It's like when a man gets up at 18 and puts women on pause because the dick don't work no more. Woman pause. Okay. No, it's called menopause. No, women go to menopause. Menopause, okay. because I'm menopause.

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Women go through menopause. They put men on...

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You are now listening to the smooth sounds of Dirtbag Radio. Okay, you dirtbags!

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Back on it, man. Drank it out. Soon as I fall in the mix, these niggas be callin' it quits The bottles, I'm poppin' them quick, I'm poppin' my shit These niggas are not on the list, I'm sorry, you not comin' in Don't follow the whip, but you could try, you could die Soon as I hit em and call on the blitz, and all on the wrist Be lookin' like water and piss, I might give your daughter a kiss Who harder to miss in the heart of the city, you know that they hardly admit They tellin' lies, though I be sound, she screamin' in apartments like it be soundproof She actin' different as soon as I found you, remember I fed you and housed you Trappin' and trappin' all day, then we hit the club and leave her to round two I pull her down, she twirl We'll be right back.

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I just got

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hit

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at my part. As a kid we always wanted to be big dawg All the dirty money gettin' rinsed off Right in front of me, don't take the rims off Throw it off the glass, take the rim off

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Like I told you sell drugs, no I did that Like you got it from the mud, no I did that Then the money got blood, no I did that No code on the gun, no I did that Middle fingers out to the judge, won't budge, won't move And I won't get back, uh In a big trap, I'ma need 10 racks just to chit chat, yeah What it

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do? What it is, motherfucker? Okay, you dirtbags. As always, it's the High Class Dirtbags Podcast. It's your boy, Olanski, a.k.a. Senior Ben Truitt.

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That's bad. He

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already know. I thought you were going to keep going. I was going to jump in. I like it. Just one today. Just one today. Okay. Just one? All right, DJ. Yeah, Dijon Pijon, a.k.a. LL Couture. So three. Then one. So three.

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You already know he's your dog, Flay and Speed. Bad Flay and Speed, 36 on Instagram. Funky dog head,

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bitch you.

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That's Oren Jewlucky on Instagram. Oren Malik on Twitter. I don't know. I don't know. We have guests. Team Medina. OG Whispers. You know, they call me Pretty You from the Avenue. I'm coming through. What you do? What up, y'all? How y'all feeling out there? What it do? Back checking in, back checking in. And this is the High Class Dirtbags Podcast, man. All right, real quick, how everybody been doing, man, since the last time we convened? Gucci. Life have been amazing. Can I share a thought I had right quick as we came to this show? Because you had the... And I'm listening to that. Is that Blue's Clues? After he lived in the hood for like six months to a year? Because before that he was... I'm just saying. Is it me or did Blue's Clues elevate? Did he move to the Bronx or something? So he never left our lives. He's always been there. He's always been there. I never thought about that shit. Boom. Yeah,

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that's Blue's Clues as an adult. Let's go. Who we started the podcast off with, man. What song was that, man? Oh, that

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was my dog. Third World, his new unreleased song that he let me get, but I was like, fuck it, I'm putting it on podcast. I don't care what he says. It's called Save the Kids, man. I feel it. That shit fire. That shit fire. Video coming soon.

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That's where we at, man. Oh, shit. I don't fucking know, man. I

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guess, oh, shit. What are we doing today, man? I guess we're going to come in hot today, man. We started off. We started in hot? Yeah. To answer your question, I'm doing okay. Life has been, you know. Yeah. It's been an all right life for the past two weeks. That's good. Oh, so, okay. Well, as always, I guess we're starting it like this. News team! Assemble! Breaking, breaking, breaking. It's just in.

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Good news, everyone.

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Alright, so... Fuck, a lot has happened in the past two weeks. I really don't know where to begin. Let's just go in chronological order. Dave Chappelle was tackled on stage at the Hollywood Bowl I think like, what, like almost two weeks ago. So a day or two after we did this. I

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think it was actually the day we last podcasted.

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Yeah, somebody just with a, had a fake plastic gun with a knife attached to it. I don't know if the knife was like part of it or if he like built it, but basically rushed the stage, tackled Dave Chappelle, and then got swung by a bunch of bouncers. And

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friends.

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Dave Chappelle came out and said that was like... Allegedly. Allegedly. Obviously, like, you know. Yeah. Chris Rock, you need friends, man. I think Chris Rock made a joke. Chris ain't got no friends. Somebody should

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have came out of the crowd.

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Chris Rock was there and actually said something on, like, in the line of, like, oh, I didn't know you invited Will Smith or some shit like that. Like, basically putting a jab at it. And we talked about the Will Smith thing. And you guys think this is connected? Like, not connected like they both, but, like, you think this guy would have had the inspiration to do this? this had Will Smith not... He said he was planning on doing something to bring awareness for his grandma or some shit, but I feel like Will Smith definitely kind of initiated that shit. He planted that seed, dog. So basically, yeah, planted that seed. So there's a possibility that this guy was watching the Will Smith thing and like, fuck, he stole my thunder. I

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was going to do that. Because comedians, that shit happens to comedians all the time. It'd be at least two or three of them. But yeah,

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not at arenas like that,

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though. No, I mean... Like Chitlin's circuit. I'm thinking that Will

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Smith didn't start anything. I'm thinking that shit started in the soccer circuit. You know what I'm saying? It started there. And people said, if soccer people would do it, we could do that comedy show. What do you mean soccer people? Nobody runs on stage and hits a soccer dude. Yes, they do. They run on the field. Yes, they do. And hit a player? They do whatever. They run on stage to touch someone, to grab someone. But to inflict violence. Yeah, we talk about strictly. I mean, that is some ballsy shit to jump on a field and then just hit it. athlete? I'm sure that's in the soccer world. I mean, but no disrespect to soccer, but not a lot of people in America watch soccer like that. Boom. You know what

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I'm saying? This is why no

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one knows.

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This is why no one knows. This comes from the soccer world. I said, I just happened to D.C. on Flatline. I said, Florida nigga walked

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up on stage. See, sometimes you're being funny with the wrong nigga. I mean, if you're going to be a comedy, if you're going to be a comic, learn how to fight. I mean, no,

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no,

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I don't know how to fight. Most of them don't know how to fight. If we're Joe Torre knows how to fight. If rappers can rap about gangster shit and not knowing how to fight, I think comedians should be able to tell jokes and not know how to fight. I'm sorry. But I'm just saying, if you're going to hold comedians to a threshold of learning how to fight, there's a whole business that needs talking to, bro. Only because as a rapper... Your lies, you want people to believe your lies, right? As a comedian, you're being funny and comedy is true. Yeah, but also you're- So what I mean by that is people can take more offense to comedy than they can to say, I'm fucking smoking on this nigga's dead pack. That's just people talking shit. Me saying, ha ha, that's why I fucked your wife. That shit is not comedy. That's real shit. So somebody get mad about that shit. That's all I'm saying. No, I get that. I get that. But what I'm saying is- Dave Chappelle wasn't telling no jokes about this dude's mom or nothing. Dude just ran up on stage because he wanted to bring awareness. Is that what you're doing now? To his grandma's neighborhood getting gentrified. What? That's why he did it. That's why he did it. Hold on. If you're at an event for jokes and you can't take a joke, you don't go, you know what I mean? You're basically like in a sense like victim blaming. Like this person shouldn't be at a comedy show. Like The comedian shouldn't have to fight in defense. Hold on. I get what you're saying. If this nigga just randomly on the sidewalk, your wife's fat, you're like, oh, man, I got to whoop your ass. You're at this nigga's face. So technically, if you get killed there, I mean, you went to him.

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You know what I'm saying? But that happens at all comedy shows. There's always a person offended by something in a comedy show. I have an

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example of when it's appropriate to actually go on stage and hit a comedian. And ironically, it It does involve Dave Chappelle. Remember from the, what was it? The Nutty Professor or whatever it is.

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That's about it.

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Yeah, that's about it. Like that. Like he was like targeting like that. That's

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what I'm saying. That shit happens all the

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time. But that, no. Shit like that does not. Shit like that does not happen like that. That

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was in a movie. That shit happens like that at more comedy shows. Like if you look at these guys, go to a comedy show out here and see the motherfuckers. Like back in the 90s. When that shit first

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happened, that was the first meme that them niggas dropped was the fucking Nutty Professor. Yeah. Like why does shit seem so funny? I don't know you. Dave Chappelle going in.

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But the crazy part, you seen a dude that did a song like last year called Dave Chappelle. Yeah. Talking about running up on Dave Chappelle at the fucking- Oh, I didn't know that. That's what made this shit so strong. I didn't know that. He premeditated that shit for a while. They played a clip of the song. He was like- That same dude? Yeah. He was like running up on Dave Chappelle at the road bowl type of shit. Wait, so he's a

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rapper too?

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Yeah. He premeditated that. That's what they tried to say. He was a rapper.

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He ain't no damn rapper. He got chicken wings. But check. the deepest story for all that to me, because that motherfucker got what he deserved. If me and Ma, if we doing a podcast live and you run up on our stage, I'm sorry, dog. I'm sorry, cuz. We gonna fuck you up. I'm sorry, bro. This whole table going. We gonna fuck you up. And I'm gonna finish the show. And I'm gonna finish the show. Hey, man, I had to fuck this nigga up. You finished the show and stayed on his back. Yeah, motherfucker. Like a bear drug. I can see the comment section now. That shit was staged, bro. They needed people. They needed sponsorship so they staged this shit. I'm telling you. But the deepest story for me is the fact that that same security company is getting sued because I think it was the same security company from Travis Scott's concert. The concert where people got hurt and died. Where a dude got killed in LA. They were security there and Las Vegas shit as well. So these guys just suck at security. They can't secure a motherfucking thing. They be

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security but they

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be damn

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smoking And a lot of motherfuckers pockets and shit too. Like even with the shit, with the shit about the Draco shit, they like, you know, I guess he was, you know, fucking with niggas who dude ain't, you know, ain't necessarily get along with. So they kind of, you know, allegedly.

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Security is security. It doesn't matter what color I'm flying.

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Hey

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man,

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look,

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y'all.

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That's what I said. That's what you think. You know, especially how they do politics. Yeah, I know. And that's the scary part. Yeah, I'm going to

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definitely trap you up in that thing. Oh yeah, you can't. And then you can't, you can't have no pistol in LA like that. Nah. Nah. my bad it's super hard to have a pistol in LA but anyone got one you can have one like in house like that there's just a bunch of yeah it is nah nah alright what else we got man alright so in chronological order so what else happened this happened the same like two weeks ago the Supreme Court leak of Roe vs. Wade possibly being overturned oh yeah that's the abortion law right the abortion law it's basically 50 years of over 50 years of being right. It's deeper than that, though, because I think the Roe versus Wade law, it's that law, but that law has blockaded the Republican Party from doing all kinds of other stuff. Basically, it made it a federal, it put it on a federal state, almost in comparison. In the 80s, the Supreme Court was like, yeah, you can have interracial marriage. They didn't say it on the, what's it called? They're not like, this is Article 26 of the Constitution, gay marriage. Gay marriage did it, but like interracial marriage. But they found like other ways to do it in a sense of like, it's a right of privacy, right of medical, you know, and shit like that. And so now if this gets overturned, it basically puts each state into its own, you can do what, you know, leave it up to the state. And states are going as far as to saying you can't even travel to go get an abortion. They're basically like, this is one of the things that we've talked about on this show. As Americans. I realized it was that extreme. As Americans. Americans, we have something that most Americans don't realize because it's such a given to us is the freedom of travel. You literally, I can do anything I want in any, not anything, but like I can get in my car and drive for four days. Nobody's going to stop me unless I do something, you know. It is a privilege. It is a huge privilege that we only have. Nobody in any other country has that. Now girls won't be, you know, even you, like you want to take your girlfriend or whatever, like across the state line to do something that's legal in that state line. Equivalent of me driving to Vegas to go have, you know, prostitute sex. On the flip side of that, let's say we're in New York, right? And you're in Vegas. And you say, hey, this is God I deal with. You said, can you bring her to me? Could you put her in your car and drive her here? And if I drive her to you and you have sex with her, I get charged for white slavery. Because I trafficked that sex to you. That's called white slavery. That's what pimps get. Yeah, but again, you're going from a legal state. Hold on. If you beat her up and make her feel bad, I go to jail. That's irrelevant. all of it because what you're doing is beating up you beat anybody up you're going to jail in any state under any circumstances what you're saying is you're taking somebody from a legal state to an illegal state what I'm talking about is going from an illegal state whereas in your scenario it would be the opposite like I'm going from New York like hey I want a prostitute it's like no let's go to Vegas well they're illegal and now you get back to New York and New York's charging you with New York laws for going to see prostitution it's legal in New

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York

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whatever you know I'm using his example But in the same sense, it's almost like you traveling to California to go smoke some weed. You come back, state of Atlanta's like, it's illegal here. You're under arrest. Oh, that's fucked up. Like that's basically what's happening. They're using it as a guise of like religious, you're saving, blah, blah, blah. That's crazy. So yeah, so basically they're like, yo, even if you're a resident of here, you go like a county down the street, which is some states like Augusta is connected to South Carolina. So that shit, you know. Bro, if you take an Uber across that state line to go get there, they can charge the Uber driver. This is like... They're offering$5,000 rewards and shit. That's the point that I was making. See how he brought up the Uber? That's the point that I was making.$5,000 rewards for information about anybody that had abortions and shit like that. Texas is crazy. This is actually here. I'm not supposed to say it. Texas now passed a law that you can sue... This is how crazy Texas is. It's not related, but this is later than craziness. You can now sue Faye Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, whatever you want, if they block your account to take down your thing. Like, literally. You got to be a Texas resident? If you're in Texas and Facebook puts a thing on you, like, hey, you're a Texas consumer. I mean, it's not going to go anywhere. Like, it literally states in their terms, this is a private company that does whatever, you know. And there are still light laws of stupidity that they know. Because if you lose in court, don't you got to pay me? It's a billion-dollar corporation. I got my Facebook back. I'm suing. I still ain't got my Facebook back. Bro, they got a rumor. Shit. Fuck, man. All right. I'm about to move to Texas right now. And in Texas. Sandra Bland, bro. They murdered. Damn. They wildin' in Texas. And what's starting to feel like Texas is, you know, won't be surprised if this happens next in Texas. The Taliban is now forcing women to cover all their faces. I thought they'd been doing that. No, no. It wasn't like that for the past 12 years. I'm not super mad about that because somebody of you bitches is ugly as fuck. The views of Yousef do not represent the views of the podcast, and it's affiliates all send over here. During the pandemic, there's a lot of pre-op motherfuckers. Absolutely none. There's a lot of pre-op women. We take that math and be like, oh my God, this is a fucking We are going to mute his microphone right now, actually. So in that case, maybe some of you ugly mofos need to keep your face covered. I'm just saying, it works for me and you. You're pretty with your eye makeup. I'm just saying. Again, the views of Yousef do not represent the views of the podcast. I'm not saying force it, but if It's forcible. Again, again. It's okay to be ugly. You can be ugly. You can have a nasty face. You don't have to cover it up. This is basically... Hold on, hold on. To stick it to Yusef and his views on this one. Hold on. I didn't finish saying because you cut me off with your input. If a woman is caught uncovered, she can get in trouble, but the person who will more likely get in trouble is her husband or her male chaperone. So if you don't cover your hog, let's say you have the finest, let's say you're dating Rihanna, you can't show that off. Yeah. There's a flip side to it. There's a flip side to everything, man. I would think if I was dating Rihanna, I wouldn't want you to see her face. I think that. But I also wouldn't want you to see Flo's face either. Again, the views are views after views. The views are views after views. I'm ashamed of Flo. I don't want you to see her face. I was going with it, but I was like, huh? I'm ashamed of Flo. Don't see her. Look at the rose in her robe. Like I said, I am a part of ugly gang, so fuck this nigga Yusuf right now. This nigga really came for me on the podcast talking about fuck ugly people, dog. I am the ugly people. I am Spartacus. I'm like, I've been ugly my whole life, goddammit. So this was a good story. Not a good story, but I think this is a lifetime movie in the making. A death row inmate in Alabama escaped, and for the first few days, there was like, it was just him and some guard, female guard that disappeared, and as the days unfolded, turns out they've had a long relationship, and this chick was just like, you know what, let's get out of here, like Bonnie and Clyde. But I don't know, what was weird from the jump is they both had the same last name. They weren't related, but it's definitely, I was going to point that out. They both had the same, and what's funny is like every news story I saw about it specifically was like no relation. And Alabama Inmate Facility. Nobody's going

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to marry my sister but me.

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Anyway. She helped him escape and they got caught and she basically was like, I'm not going out and killed herself. Self-inflicted wound. Oh, shit. And now he's back on death row. To add on top of that, last night, three juvenile inmates escaped prison. I can't remember. Juvenile detention center with the help of a 21-year-old guard. I can't remember. Were they friends? I don't know. That's what I was wondering. Cousins? Yo, bro, come get a job over here. I was going to say this for crime time. Guess that crime, but I'll go ahead and tell y'all right now. It was three black dudes and One white chick. Oh, yeah, they did that. Oh, they were friends. They went to high school together. They did that. They were friends. They did that. The white chick helped them out? Yeah, yeah, the white chick helped them out. Longstanding high school. They knew from high school.

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They were all three young, dread-headed dudes. And I bet you when they all get caught, when they all get caught, they're going to say, oh, they kidnapped her. She was a victim. Nah. Ain't shit going to happen to her. Some people are going to be like,

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she loved

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me. Nah. They're going to say they influenced her. They influenced her and they manipulated her. Three black kids and one white

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lady? Oh, yeah. down to help, she's for the cause. She is, but I'm saying... They gonna charge her like a nigga. I'm telling you right now. Why you think the one he just talked about damn killed herself? She knew that she was getting in for it. She had the white man get free. She had the

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white man. That was her... That was a black dude and she wouldn't have killed herself and they would have walked her way to the motherfucking police car and said, well, tell me what happened. How'd he do it? He held a knife to my neck every day for six months. He scared me. I

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don't think so, dog. The views of Flamespeed is not necessarily... That's just reality. That's a first time for you, Flames. Your views are very important to us. We can't have you branching off. I didn't even say nothing crazy. I'm just saying that the white woman is going to get off. Actually, I do agree with him on this one. The white woman could be like, they kidnapped me and the court would be like, some jury would be like, maybe. Yes, that sounds plausible. Okay, I understand what y'all saying, but there's security footage of her being like, hold up, here you go, like, come on out. She was afraid. She was afraid. She felt pressured when Raheem's brother went to her father's house. Wait, what stage is this happening? It was in like Alabama. Raheem's brother went to her father's house. She felt pressured. They about to throw the book at that girl, dog. In Alabama, one thing they definitely don't like is interracial relations. Oh, yeah, they might do that. You're either with them or with us. Pick it. So I understand what you're saying, dog. I don't know. Maybe in Cali, they would have been like, nah, we're going to throw the book at them, but we're going to let her off. But you're also forgetting this. You're just as scum as them. You're the lover. You know what's worse than a nigga? A nigga lover. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You guys are using that defense. Hold on. I'm telling you, dog. What Frames and I are saying, her defense could be like, they made me do this. Like, they intimidated me. They scared me. They threatened me. In Alabama, a white jury would be like,

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we believe you. We're going to get up against a death

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penalty now. Death penalty for you. You, here's a cupcake. Enjoy your weekend. No, she'll get like 10 years. The system. We'll give her an update on that. We will have an update. that's a federal offense 10 years time thrown out that's a federal offense and the feds don't play with that shit that's a federal offense so I'ma go with the feds I'ma go with the feds for 100 Alex we're not and we're not so

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like I said when we give an update like you just said we

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give

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an update when this shit happens

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but yeah what else um what else happened oh so some weird shit to go around Elon Elon twists about a mysterious death if he just like I guess like the Illuminati kills him or something like that. He gave Twitter to somebody else. Some dude's like, well, can I have Twitter if they do that? And he's like, okay. And then a day later, he tweets about backing up out of deal. Basically, he's like, I'm not going to buy until I know how many bots are on Twitter. And that's kind of hard to know an exact number. So it's almost sounding like he's backing out of... He's trying to find reasons to get out of it now. He just wanted the headline. And... This could have relation to it or it cannot, but Bitcoin has dropped pretty much 50% in value in the past two weeks. Everything has dropped. Since the last thing. Everything.

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Everything.

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Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything.

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Everything.

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Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. There is Young Thug is in the news. I'm not sure we should talk about this. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say that for Too Woke for Sleep. I was going to save the Flintstones thing for Too Woke for Sleep. We can add that to... Yeah, yeah. Which one do you want to... Go, go. Which one? Just go. I think Young Thug is... It's a Rico case. They're literally charging a rapper with a Rico case. That's like reserved for mob bosses. But it's... Let's say... Allegedly... Right now, it's state. That's the best thing that can happen for that case is it being state. Because if the feds are picking up, it's hard to see, boy. 90-something percent. The feds are picking up if it's across state lines. If he's like, hey, you know, there was the phone calls of him asking. Or if the state gots enough. Because if the state has enough, the feds will come in and be like, oh, look at this nice case that's handed to us.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's how they get a lot

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of that shit. Yeah, because what happens is a lot of times People will get charged statewide. The state will drop it. And the feds will be like, you know what? Nah, I think we're going to look at this real quick. Yeah, we're going to look into it a little bit more. They do that a lot with hate crimes. Yeah, yeah. That's like a hate crime law. It's like what happened in... Buffalo. No, we'll get to that later. But with Ahmaud Arbery here in Georgia. I can't remember the name of the city. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, basically they didn't do anything. So the federal, you know, like at first it didn't. The federal was like, we're doing a hate crime charge. And even after we found... In Brunswick. As a matter of fact, that is what happened. In Brunswick. the state dropped the charges and then the feds came in and the state picked back up let's go let's get this yeah so I don't know man like it's just tough like there's a lot of stuff floating around I don't really want to speculate too much on that situation but I know that they're already saying that they want to use his lyrics and um fuck and his you know and his things and you know and some of the lyrics that they was pulling up I was like god damn dog like god damn he's like giving them like yo did you shoot boys he was like they didn't Everybody know I did it. Fuck the cops, the jurisdiction, something. I paid a lawyer. He get rid of all the killings. I was like, oh, shit. I said, oh, shit. Here's the thing, though. They have phone calls. They have phone calls of him asking people, like, did you rough him up, shoot him, blah, blah, y'all getting soft. And lyrics, so it's basic. Allegedly, they have phone calls of that, and they have phone calls of him contacting other national blood gangs, talking about, like, let's link up and fucking. It was like, yeah, That can make it federal. They said he's been under wiretap since 2015. This motherfucker's basically like, yo, at 215, at Lenox Mall, I shot a motherfucker in the face. To me,

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to me, to me, to me, to

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everybody under wiretap.

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Until you do some fancy shit. But hold on, here's the thing. 2015, let's go back to when this motherfucker called off. You are, but you have... I

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was just saying that shit the other day. Technically, everything is listened. Like, it could be saved, technically, but what can be held against you is basically, like, they can listen to me saying I'm confessing to a thousand murders if it's an illegal tab

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they have to

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basically they can take it to a judge like hey we got this illegal thing we just need him to talk about it again because that won't hold in court or they have to fake that they got the warrant earlier yeah either one but either way man like all I know is I never I never understood you know like that fucking I never understood I thought the whole point of getting millions of dollars is to get out the fucking hood in a good way you would think right like that's my generation yeah My generation, we grew up where it was like, yo, nigga, you got to get out the hood, make as much money as you can, get out the hood, still do for the hood, but don't be in the hood. Be realistic.

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You know what I'm saying? Can I speak on that though? And the reason I think it changed because these niggas get that shit so quick now, like with the streams and like if you come out there and you get one song, you still in the hood and you got fucking a million dollars in your bank account. Like in a day, you know what I'm saying? Like as soon as that happens, like so much more over. a night, you know what I'm saying? But with a

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million dollars, but here's the thing, I get that, but in the same vein, like, you, I mean, yeah.

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If I'm out here, if we out here doing gang activity right now, I get two million, we're going to do way more gang shit. I'm kind of like, we got

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to get all the big guns. I don't know. That actually brings us to two more. No, but hold on, we still got one more thing with the NPR, and yeah, we, yesterday it happened, it was some I think that's tragedy. It's another fucking hate crime in this country. 18-year-old male who I don't want to know his fucking name. We're just going to call him a piece of shit. Walked into a grocery store in Buffalo killing 10 people. Eight of them black women. Two of them, I don't know. I didn't say. What the fuck is going on? But there is talk of him like pointing a gun at like a white guy. And the white guy would be like, oh my God, please don't kill me. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean you. And like just continuing. Like this dude deliberately targeted. He said he had

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a nigga written on him.

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on

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the top piece of

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his

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gun. I didn't even know that. Really? He

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had a nigga written on it. Just fight the bully. Fight the guy who hurt you. It's more than that, though. It's not a bully. This guy probably never met a black guy in his life, to be honest. I ain't even gonna lie to y'all, man. A lot of people that know me, like the Charleston Nine, that shit was like direct, you know what I'm saying? I went to that church, dog. All those was my people, you know what I'm saying? So when I hear shit like this that shit just brings up memories from what the fuck happened like and I hate I'm not saying that I'm numb to this shit but like these motherfuckers ain't gonna stop these motherfuckers man they ain't gonna stop these motherfuckers so what the fuck dog what the fuck that's why I say man you need to take one of these motherfuckers out you know what I'm saying but here's the thing it's not even what the fuck do you do dog you at the grocery store dog this motherfucker went to the you know who go to the grocery store motherfuckers who need groceries cuz

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yeah he women and old ladies yeah basically Kids. Hungry people.

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Humans. This motherfucker drove, I think it was 200 miles. More was coming out. He's been talking about it online, planning it online. He even put, I think, a GoPro on his helmet. He was live streaming. Live streaming. That shit was popping up on my timeline. I was like, man, I'm not watching that shit. I can never watch it. I don't want to see that shit. shit bro like I'm good bro like don't even don't even put that shit in my fucking algorithm bro like please don't bro like dog because that's the type of shit right there dog like that's why I say when motherfuckers come to me be like oh man it's so it's so hard you know I'm saying it's like bro like you ain't a black motherfucker in this world bro like everybody else gets justice when they get killed bro We the only motherfuckers that don't get justice, bro.

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We don't get shit.

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We don't get shit, bro.

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We don't get shit. We just get kicked and stomped. And this shit ain't even his. It's all over the world. Do you remember when he got suspended in the 12th grade for that fight? Facts. They said he smelled like weed.

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Like, what the fuck? Like, yo, this nigga daddy was a crack dealer. Like, they ain't got nothing on me. They got a car. You know what I'm saying? Like, damn. You ain't got nothing on me, so you got to get my pops? This uncle's third cousin. on his daddy's side that he ain't really related to was a big time dealer. He was like, what? Like, what this got to do with the boy? Right. What the fuck? What the fuck this shit got to do with the victim? Nothing, bro. You know what I'm saying? And I'm sorry, dog. Like, I'm sorry to go off on a tangent, but that shit just really irks my nerves that we at this point in this world, that shit is really, and it's really been like this, you know what I'm saying? But now it's amplified a lot more, especially with these automatic weapons and shit like this that these motherfuckers just building off the streets and shit. Like, and you can't get these weapons off the streets, so I'm not I'm not going to sit here and say, hey, man, let's get these guns off the street. Because that ain't never going to happen. I'm a realist, dog. You get every gun off the street? No, nigga. No, I'm going to just buy my own. I got some too, nigga. What are we going to do? Facts, bro. What else am I going to do? I mean, I know we can never get every gun off, but it seems more plausible to get every gun off the street. You know how many motherfuckers? You know how many motherfuckers? Getting

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guns off the street won't change anything.

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I'm going to let you finish, but... How many motherfuckers that's going to die trying to get, you know how many people that will die if motherfuckers try to get every gun off the street? Again, I'm not an anti-gun person. I like guns. I think they should be able to, but I'm saying it would probably be easier and save more lives. I'm sure people will go out in the blaze of glory trying to get guns off, you know, if you come to take their guns. I'm not saying no, but in the long run, I guarantee you it would probably be easier to get all the guns off the streets because it's been seen to be done. Other countries have done it. But I don't see any... Hold on. I don't see any viable solution to... Crazy people. What's happening? Because it keeps like, hey, if we keep giving people more guns, it'll solve itself. Good guys with the guns. And it's like, we have that open carry now in Georgia. Anybody can carry their gun. Ever since they... Hold on. There's not been a single good guy with a gun. There's been like an altercation between two people that have ended in gun fights. Again, I'm not an anti-gun person, but I don't see any viable... Yeah, that shit been happening though. But it's even more now. It's like every day you hear... No, you don't hear people in the town shooting each other. Now niggas can just have their guns out. Now niggas can just have their guns out. That's why they did it, because niggas was like, yo, they was like, yo, look, everybody got a pistol. We might as well just let these motherfuckers show that they got a pistol. You still can't show... That's why that law happened, bro. But hold on, it's a difference. It's not just that. It's also leaving in the car where the guns are getting broken into and stolen. That's how you get a lot of illegal guns on the street. But hold on. So you can now hold it. So now, when you're in Target, before your gun was in the car, now it's on you. Not saying you. I'm saying the majority of people. This isn't about just you guys and how you feel. It's the majority of, you know,

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this is Georgia. It's not just in Atlanta. This is white Georgia. This is black Georgia. Imagine if the man with the assault rifle came into the road. But again, hold

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on, hold

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on. And everyone had their gun.

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But... Yeah, the guy would get shot, then the police would show up and shoot the person who shot him.

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Not necessarily. Hold on, hold on, hold

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on again. You're saying not necessarily, but what I'm speaking of is statistics. Only if he's black. Exactly. Only if he's black. I think if he shot three people. Well, I can give you a dozen stories right now where the cops shoot the good guy when they get there. I can give you more stories of that than the good guy walking away. Hey, I was the good guy. Congratulations. Here's a trophy. I have a question. so if in a perfect world we get rid of guns then we turn like the other countries and now you have people with bombs strapped on their chest like fuck this school

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again in a

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perfect

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world

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right it's gonna happen

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yes you

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have to get rid of every weapon to do it but again we don't have a bomb problem in this country we don't have a stabbing problem in this country because we have guns we have a gun problem in this country all I'm saying is I believe that if we I'm not, again, saying no guns. I'm not here saying, take a second. I'm just being real. I believe that if we got rid of guns, then people wouldn't come and shoot up the mall. They'd just come and blow it up. No, they wouldn't, in a sense, because it doesn't happen in other countries. Sure it does. You can't go off of what other countries do, though. We're America. That's another tangent. I'm not at all taking a part. But here's the difference between having a gun and making a bomb and stabbing and everything. A gun is really easy. I understand what you're

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saying. All right. Leave me my point. This is what I'm saying. This country... you don't have a gun problem it has a mental problem yeah shit ain't about guns you got people you see that motherfucker in New York just rolling up stabbing random motherfuckers or doing all kind of shit and the guns just make it easier for the

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crazy people that's it I'm still gonna be fucking crazy it is a good people want to murder people and I agree with you but you're trying to tell us that they don't have these thoughts in other countries like there's not people who are you know what I mean like the difference is it's easier to do when you have a gun it makes it much easier the amount of undiscovered America is it makes it hard to be like there ain't no guns dog like I'm telling you America has had so many fucking serial killers dog and shit and then I'm from the south dog to ever I could never ever in my life sit here and in goodwill say hey every gun should be off the fucking street no I'm not saying that a motherfucker shouldn't have guns or whatever the fuck no dog cause I am from the motherfucking south I done seen situations my brother got was in a situation that had he had been able to have his gun he would be here with us today. So I would never be like, oh, take the motherfuckers gun away. I'm not trying. Nobody is saying take a gun away. What I'm saying is in this situation that happened with that, there is no gun. So to put in the situation with no guns around, there's nobody coming in with a gun is what I'm saying. But there will always be the small person. But it does. I'm saying like Australia did away with its guns. But like I said, they still have knife attacks. They still have gang attacks. That's Australia. They're in the middle of the fuck. Hold on. Again, you guys are sitting here saying like I'm saying get rid of guns. The only thing I am saying is that the getting rid of the guns is the only solution there is. Okay. There isn't another one. Give me another one. Give people more guns. This is what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that sounds nice when you're comparing it to Europe and shit. This is America. This is a totally different world, dog. This is a totally different... Dog, the country that... The America that everybody sit there and project to other countries dog. Black Americans know what the fuck America is, dog. So I will never sit here and say that that could ever happen, dog. I will never delude myself into believing that America could take every single fucking gun from motherfuckers who have guns. So I'm not going to believe that, dog. It's never going to happen. Let me be able to carry my motherfucking gun then, dog. That's all I give a fuck about then, dog. Like, word. So it don't matter, dog. I understand what you're saying, bro. But as a black American, dog, We live in a totally different world, bro. We live in a totally different world. The veil has been off since birth, dog. We never had that veil that everybody gets to the world. That's like, oh, America this, whether it's an immigrant from a different country, oh, America, you could be great things. Like, no, dog. We was born in this motherfucking country, came in this country saying, you ain't going to be shit. Matter of fact, we hope you die. Your mom might fucking die when she give birth to you because we ain't going to give her the proper attention. We ain't going to give her the proper C-sections. We ain't going to give them the proper birth, dog. So don't tell Wow. That America's going to take fucking guns off the street, bro. I'm not saying that. I never once said that. America don't give a fuck about its citizens, dog. Ever. For America to take guns off the street, that means it gives a fuck about its citizens, dog. And I can never sit here and say America gives a fuck about its citizens. Never once said take the guns off the street. Ever. Never once said that. So I'm not surprised by none of this shit, dog. No, I'm saying it's... You're saying how do you fix the problem? Exactly. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that's one problem. That's one thought out there. No, it is mental. I feel like it is mental. No, it is. But what I'm saying is we're not the only country that has mental problems. But we're the only ones that are getting shot up and everything like that. There has to be another solution. It's never going to be take the guns off the street. Listen to me. Listen to me. I don't want you guys listening to me. I don't want to go back. I don't want to keep on debating on this. I want to move on to Two Walk for Sleep. So this is what I'm going to say and then I'll let you rebuttal. Let me finish my NPO and then we'll go. This is... That is impure. This is what I'm saying, bro. This is what I'm saying. You comparing America, a relatively new country, to all these other countries that's been established. Canada's totally different, dog. They ruled by the French, so they kind of like under that French kind of way of living and shit like that. America is different, dog. You have a melting pot of everybody's different cultures saying, hey, this is our land. We ain't changing our culture. This is how it's going to be. So now all these laws that are going into effect is to adapt to everybody's culture, dog. So it doesn't matter what we believe, all that shit. Because pretty soon, there's going to be so much cancel culture on all. Everything's just going to be, you're going to be able to do whatever the fuck you want. I mean, what else is there going to be, dog? Everybody ain't going to be happy, dog. And that's what we saying about this gun shit in America, dog. The motherfuckers who are anti-guns, anti-like, oh, well, we got to get them off the street. Dog, that shit ain't going to happen. I hate to be the motherfucker to tell you, dog. Hold on. I've said it's not going to happen since I began this conversation. Under the Obama administration, that shit came out that the CIA had a fucking truckload of guns with trackers on it, and they sold it to motherfuckers in Chicago, but they forgot to turn the trackers on. So all these motherfucking military-grade weapons that were supposed to go to Iraq and shit is in Chicago, bro. The CIA got caught doing this shit, bro. So you telling me that the government wants to take the guns off the street is ludicrous, bro. No, I'm not. Who are you arguing with? Because I never said take the guns off the street. But what I'm saying is your mindset is like... So why aren't you listening to what I'm saying? Because you're saying other countries do it because other countries' governments actively try to take the guns off the street. Our government is putting the guns on the street. Just so they can have the appearance of getting it off the street. All I said is the left has one solution. The right solution to put more guns on the street isn't working. So, to have all these guns and everybody carry guns, we're only going to see more of this. That's all I'm saying. There's no way we're going to get guns off the street. I agree with you 100%. I even started this with saying I am pro-gun. I like guns. I'm just giving you a thought process of the options are get rid of all the guns, put more guns on the street. I would think that if you know for a fact that this guy across the room has a gun in his pocket and you know I have a gun in my pocket, you would think, you know what? I don't know. I'm going to let that live. I'm going to let that live, bro. We can kill each other, so I would think that would make people shoot less. That is very logical. Only because we all believe we can die at any second. So we're all like, you know what? It's not that. You know what? My bad, bro. It's not that serious. I can kill you anytime I want. You can kill me anytime you want. I would think that would make less people. Every army knows that the other army has a gun in this situation. No, I understand, but I'm just talking about those encounters.

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Them young boys got them things sticking out them sides. I'm going to tell

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you like this. Me and this man have been in plenty of places where we got our seats tucked and young boys got them out. And I'm just like, this doesn't even look good. So the reason why I carry every day is because when I first moved to Atlanta, I got rid of my guns in New York because I'm like, bringing them down here is crossing federal lines. I don't want no problems. Look, I don't want no problems. I gave them away. Came down here... I go to a barbershop, and I'm looking around, and if there's 20 people in the barbershop, 15 got guns on them. And I'm one of the guys who don't.

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Thank you.

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And I'm one of the guys who don't. Thank you. And I say, I don't like this. Do you know why I don't like this? It's like, all right, we're all lions in the jungle, but my claws are fucked up. So we ain't really fighting out here. We're not really fighting. I got what you got, except my claws are fucked up. I'm not disagreeing with you. You should have the gun. Everybody else is packing. You need to protect yourself. But what you're not seeing is the bigger picture. If you walk into a barbershop and nobody has a gun, then there's a lesser chance of you getting... There's a zero chance of gun violence. That's what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about obviously take the guns out of the good people and leave off. I'm talking about it has to be like if there isn't a gun in the world, you can't get shot by a gun. That's the big But the barber got a blade. It's never going to happen. But understand that. And I get it. There's always been weapons through the years of time. And I get it. Hold on, hold on. And again, I'm not saying that it's going to magically make the world violence free and everything. What I'm just saying is guns are getting easier to use. A hundred years ago when everybody had a gun, you can only shoot

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five rounds before you

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get shot back. You know what I mean? Now you can let off a hundred clips before 100 fucking rounds, before anybody can even react. I'm just saying, like... I got all day. I got 100 of them. You know what I mean? I'm not saying guns are bad. I'm saying the way we... The culture of guns is bad. I understand what you're saying. Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Yeah, I'm about to say, as a black Southerner, as a Southerner, and as a black Southerner, I grew up... My dad kept his guns unlocked in the cabinet. Like, hey, boy, you ever touch the motherfuckers... I'm going to bust your ass. But he'd be like, hey, I'm going to show you how to use them, all that shit. I had a.22 when I was like eight. You know what I'm saying? We talked about this on the last. It's the American way to have a gun. My dad taught me how to hunt, gather, all that shit. That is the American way. It's a survival's way. But there's a difference in what that is. Again, gun culture. That is proper gun education culture. This is what guns have always been in every country since the beginning of America. Now, it's not that. It's just buy guns. Have a dozen, two dozen guns in the house. Don't know any safety. Again, we talked about this on the last episode. The number one killer of children now in this country is accidental gun firing. Meaning like the kid left the gun in the thing. Dad was cleaning the gun next door. Basically, people being stupid with guns. It's almost like giving everybody a fucking Ferrari and not teaching anybody how to drive. I mean, just stop giving stupid people Exactly. That's what I feel like, dog. We got to move on, dog, because we done been on this shit. Yes, we have been on it for a while. So we got to go on the motherfucking... I did want to say one thing, because this is actually a funny thing. These are two things that are actually kind of funny. Now in Britain, it is illegal, it is part sexual harassment to call a man bald.

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I like it.

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That's good. I figured you two would like it. And then the second one was a receipt was sold for$150 million for an invisible art selling. So basically, let me start from the beginning. In 1950, somebody held an invisible art gallery. The first NFT. Before that, it was basically like nothing. Like you come in and just look at air and be like, this is the Montclair piece or whatever. And people bought this invisible art. And last week, a receipt for this invisible art sold for$150 million. So the receipt. The receipt has become the art. But hold on. Here's the art. Here's the kicker. The receipt is the art now. The receipt became the art, though. That's what it sounds like to me. There we go. Here's the kicker of it. The receipt hasn't been seen yet. So nobody, that dude paid. He's going to send a PayPal receipt. He's going to send a QuickBooks invoice. Boy, I'd be so mad if that motherfucker sent a QuickBooks invoice. No, nigga, I need the actual receipt, nigga. No, nigga. This is the receipt. This is the receipt.$150 million. You thought I meant that receipt. You thought I meant that receipt. No, this is the receipt. He's going to make a fucking... Yo, if that's not a scam, imagine this dude was like, all right, I'm going to make this invisible art scam and then years from now, motherfuckers are going to even make more money off of this invisible art scam. Wait, do you remember the self-destructing art? No. Oh, the one that cleaned itself? Banksy sold a piece of art, and then at the art gallery, some weird shit happened where some blades came out and shredded the art. Oh, no. He put a... What's it called? After it was bought, he put in the frame or wherever it was, there was a shredder underneath. Yeah, so he shredded the art. So once it bought, everybody's looking at it. Like, literally shredded it all into pieces. Shredded it after you bought it. But here's the thing of that. Like, now taking that shredded piece... What? We're fighting. Here's the thing. You take that shredder piece, you scotch-shape it together, you put it on the wall, you can sell it for twice as much. I didn't even do that. The art is the art. I'm putting it in a pile. Wow. That's art, nigga. Making a scroll. Nigga, that's art, nigga. Putting it in a pile. Like an open-faced scroll. All right, man. And that was N.P. Oren. All right, man. N.P. Oren. Get him, yo. God damn, man. Shit. You know what time it is, man. That was a lot. That was a lot. I like it. I'm going to cut that. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Whoa. Why am I doing that? Why is it doing that? Because we're assembling to be woke. Good news, everybody. We woke. And Bjorn is taking over. The motherfucker took over the whole show, motherfucker. That's appropriate. That was an appropriate intro for it. This was a solo. This was a solo. Solo by Orin. All right, man. Ladies and gentlemen, this week on Too Woke for Sleep, man. All right. Somebody told me this week, because we was talking about the YSL Rico Casey and shit. And it was like, yo, a RICO case is the equivalent of your girl having all the screenshot messages and the other girl's confessions of you cheating.

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Whoa. Say that again. Say that one more time. You're

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done for, bro. What did you say to that? So a RICO case is the equivalent of your girl having all the screenshot messages and all the other girl's confessions of you cheating. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. You don't even fight that. You just sit there and just beg for forgiveness. What the fuck? How do you do this? She got pictures. Wait, she told you? GIFs? Wait, wait, she told you? Receipts? She confessed that we was doing something?

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What? She said this, right? I'm calling you. I need a lawyer. I need my lawyer to break me out of this. Look at the screenshots. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to

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say, look at that. And it's a pay and never come back. One, two, three, four. That sounds like a rom-com in the making. Like, I know he's cheating on me. You'll never see me. Get all the girls together. They all become best friends and shit like that. Investigation. They got you. We're going to investigate. We're going to investigate. We're going to get him with the Rico. That's die something Tucker. Die something Tucker. Oh, I know who you're talking about.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah. That's what that is. Oh, is it? Oh, Tucker something must die or something like that, yeah. All the girls that got together, let them know, yeah, we know, bitch. Yeah. Damn, dog. But yeah, I was like, yeah, that was kind of equivalent, dog, of a Rico case, dog. Yeah. Because I feel like nigga Rico cases. They got you. Yeah, because they made that for the mobs back in the day, like when they couldn't get the mob boss actually getting his hands dirty, then it was like, all right, well, if we know for a fact you signed off on that shit, we get to blame you for everything. It's like, holy shit, nigga. Like, what? Like, holy shit, cuz. He's like, all right. Like, I got everything. And then the money laundering and shit.

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Yeah, the money laundering. Because they can never really get you on the crimes. Yeah, the money laundering is what they really get you for. Yeah, that shit, they be...

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This is amazing how this is happening. Which actually holds kind of funny in comparison, like, where Because the mob is actually like the business is killing and doing all the illegal shit. And they're able to keep that clean. And the only way to get them is just on the profits and the money that they have and they can't hide. Whereas what happened to Young Thug, he has a legal business. He's a rapper who makes millions off of his legal rapping. And they literally got him on tap saying all the, you know, basically the opposite. Allegedly. Allegedly. That is funny, yo. I mean, bro, it's a Rico case. It is hard to get away from that. Yeah, I hate to say allegedly when it comes to a Rick Yo case, but allegedly. Ain't nobody been found guilty yet.

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I just think that DA rushed into this shit because she had her back was against the wall. She had no choice but to do something. Could

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be, but they said they've been investigating them since 2015. Yeah, I've been hearing that. Since the little Wayne

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shoot. But

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what I'm saying is... They said the buses were really... And then they said what cranked it up is the fact that one of the dudes on YSL shot that cop

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back in February. That's what backed her up against the wall because they gave him a bond. and she couldn't, she was under too much heat. And that was like a week ago, two weeks ago. But I

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think it's crazy that they trying to pin him with like 50 bodies. This is like, yo, man, now you trying to just, now you just like, yo, now you just like, yo, fuck it. We ain't got no convictions on none of these shit. But like I said, before the little set of charges, there was one of the things saying that in like the, you know, like the spike of like, you know, like I say, crime sits like here on the level, but then like there's like a spike in it or whatever in that spike, she was saying that 75% of that spike was related to him. Can you imagine that? That is a fuck ton. Hold on, hold on. And then the boy showed the lyrics, I ain't never killed nobody, but I got something to do with that body. I told him to shoot a hundred rounds.

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I was like, oh, shit. Nigga, I said, oh, shit. I said, oh,

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shit, nigga. I'm sitting there like, boy, this nigga loyal. Like, yo. Like, yo.

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Like, yo, son. Yeah, it is.

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You

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know what I'm saying? Like I said, that shit deeper than that shit.

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No, it is, but. It is. I mean, they can't convict you. He's an artist. No, but they use the, but anytime the lyrics is relatable to the crime, even if the song came out. Bobby Smurda. You know what I'm saying? Like they can literally look at that one. They just did Bobby Smurda like that. The one that when it's like he's at Lenox or whatever, I shot him at Lenox. Like they can literally look at a phone call that he made to somebody that's suspectedly there and they'd be like, look. That's that key appeal skin. We have that. Now we have. That thing sucks. I shot him and I put him in the trunk. It was in the interrogation room. Nigga just hit play.

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It was

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like, yeah, it was just me and Brandon. He just said the whole rhyme. Nigga just sitting there

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like,

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nah. That shit was hilarious. They got the phone calls to match up with the fucking songs, dog. That's hilarious. We talked about this earlier. If you get like a million dollars, you're... up in, you know, like you've always grown up around crime and all of a sudden you have a fuck ton of money because of some song you did. And yeah, it's hard to leave that life of crime. I'm not going to sit here. But my mental dilemma is like, why pursue it harder? You know what I mean? Like he wasn't this like gangster, you know, he wasn't like this Don, you know, like. But you know what? Rico-able when he was just a gangster. Now he's got this money and he's like, let me flip this money and become. You know what? Rico statue. Flame said something a couple, like on season one or two of the podcast back when, it might have been two, yeah, two, when 6ix9ine got out. He was like, man, that boy working for them people. And another part of the two woke up from sleep this week was the fact that every time somebody had interactions with him, everybody that had interactions with that boy is now either in federal prison or under investigation by somebody. You know what I'm saying? Everybody, like since he's come out, everybody that has tweeted and they've responded to the beef or, you know, to his instigation, his initiation has been under investigation is in jail. 42 Doug and the feds just came out this week and said the only reason we even started looking for 42 Doug is because he started beating 6ix9ine.

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And they just raided Oblock too. They just raided Oblock. They about to get a little dirt ass on that shit.

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Nah, nah. The motherfuckers, I'm telling you, and the thing about

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it is, I

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hope not, but the thing is they will, they might be because if you look at a lot of these YouTube documentaries, these motherfuckers,

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these niggas, these niggas is

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real detectives, dog, and never been to the state of Alabama or Georgia or Alabama or Chicago I'm talking about dog you can literally watch the documentary right now and they got dates who did the crime when it did it like yeah according to this and all that it's just like what the fuck dog I'm telling you dog so all these fucking cops is doing is being like oh yeah dog y'all niggas is giving us the case like okay so we just gonna double check this information here play the music we gonna play the music be like yup He did say that. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm telling you, dog. I know we get to push buttons. Gotcha, bitch, dog. Gotcha, bitch. I'm telling you, dog. So y'all niggas, dog, that's why I love my generation because like Lil Wayne, one of the greats of my generation said, real G's move in silence like lasagna. Wait, what is that? Wait, how does lasagna move in silence? Like the G in lasagna. The G in lasagna. Oh, like the G in lasagna. Yeah, you move in silence like the G in lasagna. I was like, lasagna doesn't move You shake it. Yo, is lasagna a casserole or is it lasagna? It's definitely a casserole. It's a casserole. It's a casserole. It's like a pasta casserole, I guess. It's a casserole. You know what makes it a casserole? It being cooked in a casserole. I've never had a casserole.

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Nigga, what's a casserole?

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Anything cooked in that casserole bowl and happens to be warm.

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That's a casserole. You bake macaroni and cheese in a casserole. That's a casserole.

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That's a macaroni and cheese casserole. Hot dog is a sandwich, bro. As long as it's not... It's a different form. I know exactly. I think I have three or more ingredients to be a casserole. No, I did the research. All it has to... No, no, I did the research. All it has to be is cooked in a casserole bowl and it has to be warm and that classifies it as a casserole. I did the research. Bullshit. Google things. So I can put soup in a fucking casserole dish and be like, this is casserole. It's soup casserole. It ain't gazpacho. It's soup casserole. That's soup. It's soup casserole. I thought casserole has to have like... Three ingredients. At least two. We're going with at least two. Google it. Don't believe me. Look at your phone. It says it has to be in the casserole bowl and warm. Two would be macaroni and cheese. That's what you guys say. That's why I said three. No, that's even like four. You got salt. You got fucking cream, butter. You got a bunch of shit macaroni and cheese. We ain't talking about no loose noodle shit here. Shepherd's pie is casserole?

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Yes. Yeah, because they got

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potatoes in it. What makes a casserole a casserole? Sweet potato with the marshmallows on top. That's a casserole. That's a casserole. No, it's not. Wait, wait, wait. Banana pudding is a casserole. You don't bake it. Some people do. Oh, yeah. I mean, it does say. It doesn't give, but it's basically like. Don't bake my banana pudding. I don't want no big banana pudding. What you got? To any dish prepared in a casserole dish. Boom. But again. Boom. Now we have to look up the definition of dish, which would be. The casserole. Hold on. To get this, we have to get this. You got bread casserole. It can't just be like, yeah. You should Google what components make a casserole. That's what I'm basically saying. Creme casserole can be any dish prepared in a casserole dish. Now he needs to know what's a dish. I'm not going to look up dish because we know what a fucking dish is. It's food. It's a concoction of something. In a casserole bowl makes it a casserole. But putting soup in a casserole bowl does not make it a casserole. It's still soup. If you put cornflakes... In a casserole, you're eating cornflake casserole. Boom. It's not warm. Hold on, hold on, hold on. It can be. Hold on, hold on. Is cereal a dish? It is a dish. Is cereal a dish or is cereal cereal? Hold on. Hold on, there's niggas out there who eat warm milk with cereal? Unless you put it in a casserole. I mean, a casserole. You could. If you put oatmeal in there, that could be an oatmeal casserole. We're talking about warm milk with like sweet pebbles. Warm pebbles is weird, but it's doable. What if you just eat your cereal out of casserole dish? That's cereal casserole. That would be cereal. Dang. I'm about to put some pussy in that motherfucker. Pussy casserole. Pussy casserole. Yo, you put the Hennessy in it, you got Henny casserole. Pussy casserole. Look, it's my little fetish, baby. Don't worry, girl. I like my pussy casserole. I like my pussy casserole. I like my casserole. Pussy. Next time I want that casserole, it better be pussy. You know, put that that pussy casserole in the egg. No, I want a tuna casserole. I say pussy casserole. Oh, shit. That's close. You walk in the house, you're asking which one's in the oven. What if it's salmon casserole? Salmon pussy casserole? All right, enough casserole. I think we got two woke for sleep today. Oh, I got, if you're done, I have one. Can I contribute to the Tuesday for? I heard an interesting woke theory the other day. The Flintstones and Jetsons both lived in the same timeline in a post-apocalyptic world. I heard that. And this kind of blew my mind. So let me say it. So the creators of both were the same people. They created the show in the time of the Cold War when nuclear annihilation was basically on every day. So the belief is that in this world, you know, Nuclear holocaust happened. And in the Flintstones, they're basically rebuilding society. And that it would explain why they have modern technology in bedrock form, like a lawnmower, shower, tea kettle, money, in a sense. They didn't have any of that stuff back in caveman days. And if you look at the Jetsons, the Jetsons don't live on flat surfaces. They live in a city in the clouds. They all have office jobs. they all had so it's basically it's a class separation you got the working folks down on the earth you know living with nuclear holocaust people I mean the Flintstones were white but okay but we know what we're talking about they killed all the niggas with the nukes there was niggas seeking nukes though oh shit niggas seeking nukes and then you got robots and them waiting out the Holocaust to come back down or something like that. When I first heard that, when I first heard that, you know, I said to myself, that sounds good because that's also Star Wars. And here's another attitude. That's Star Wars. Think about Star Wars. You got them little things like they live on the ground and then you got niggas living in fucking Death Star. Here's another thing. Depending on how far in the future, maybe Jurassic Park really happened and that's why there's dinosaurs.

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What? Like

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Jurassic Park, like eventually they were able to clone the dinosaurs. dinosaurs in this future world before the Holocaust happened. Like we're trying to do now. Like we're trying to do now. They still have dinosaurs. That's why they have dinosaurs still. This motherfucker's trying to clone dinosaurs right now. No, it's a fact. Yeah, no, that nigga's been trying to clone dinosaurs. Nigga's been trying to clone dinosaurs and people and live forever. That's why Walt Disney froze himself 50 years ago. Yeah. Nigga's gonna talk about that. Nigga's gonna talk about Walt Disney being frozen. He froze himself so he's like, we can wait at this Jewish thing. They'll be gone eventually. Wake me up when they're gone. Shit. We gotta wrap up. Whoa. They gone soon. Wake me up. Wake me

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up when they gone. What if you froze yourself though and then the time for you to get

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released, they release you and you just still frozen, bro. You just like, fuck. I

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can't get warm. This is bullshit.

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I'm just

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dead, nigga. It can happen. It's

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never... He died, nigga. This shit

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didn't... To sit here and say can't, it never... But somebody like him, it'll never happen because when our molecule, when our cells freeze, they break. Like a toad or something like that, their cells stay together when they freeze. They just compact and everything and stay dormant, whereas ours actually break. Maybe he has to sell chromosomes. Maybe he's the toad. Hold on. That technology would have to exist. You'd have to be frozen under... They just put him in a fucking freezer, bro. They didn't have the technology to preserve cells. They put that nigga in the staff kitchen. I think he's erectile. I think he's erectile. I'm telling you, Shapeshifter. Once the theme park in Florida is finished, we get in the freezer for him. Like, okay. Put him in Space Mountain. Oh, shit. It's dark and cold. Oh, shit, dog. That is fucking terrible. Space Mountain. All right, well, I guess we... I feel I'm a little woker this week. Yeah, man. With each segment, I'm woker and woker. A little small. A little small. What y'all want to do? I want to know what's enough for me, dog. Oh, we doing that next? Yeah. I ain't going to

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do too

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much.

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I know

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for

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me, though.

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I'm going to predict. No, no, yes, yes, no, yes. I didn't look at the questions. Yes or no questions.

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No, no, yes, yes, yes. You can start with the

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first one, though. Would you be cool if your baby mama's new boyfriend got your kid's name tatted on him? That's just weird.

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After how long? Six months. After six months. After six months. Six months, I would call him thirsty. After five years, I would warn her. I just want to get the scenario clear in my head. So me and my girl have a baby. This is baby. Baby iPhone. And now you are like, I want to tattoo baby iPhone's name on you. Because he's been fucking her for six months. I would know at that moment those were not my kids. I would just think someone's kind of a psycho. Literally, like, is it Is he the godfather? No, it's Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian. He got Kanye's kids initials tattooed on his body. Yeah, that's more than fucking

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Kanye. Even if it's just you, it's just a regular dude or another dude. Imagine that.

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She moves. Six months later, the new dude got haily. Bang, right here. You're like, what the fuck? I

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think I'm going to have to murder you because you're going to be a psychopath. I'm going to

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beat you up at least. You're a weirdo. Yeah. You're a weirdo. And I have to explain to my baby mama like, yo, you don't think this thing is weird? Hey, hold on. This is weird. And then that's when you have a conversation with her. If you don't think it's weird, then there's definitely a problem because now you've got a weird person. Yeah, but it's weird. Hold on. And you don't think there's a problem. You don't think this is weird? We got to go. This is weird. I'm in agreement that it is weird, but I'm going to also pretend I'm him. This motherfucker has so many tattoos I'm sure each one has some kind of memory. Like, ooh, I ate at this Chipotle. It was amazing. Go get a tattoo. That's the kind of amount of work. I really like your kids. Nigga, I'll kill you. But that's what I'm saying. If a nigga ever say that to me, talk about I really like your kids. I really love your kids. Nigga, I'm... You gotta punch him in the mouth 17 times. This motherfucker's got like 300 tattoos on him probably or some shit like that. Each one like a little... Maybe in the Caucasian community that is acceptable. I'm not at all. in the black community you guys I literally said I am with you and I'm just giving a different perspective of mine you're like you're wrong I'm like there's no universe I know plenty of people who have like pointless tattoos or like I was you know this movie was good so I got a tattoo but I'm like what like why why would you do that's my like you're right and it's a such thing as joke tattoos and to him that's Yeah, that's what I see. I'm doing it by the joke on my kid's name, though. Yeah, kids are a joke. Oh, I definitely see it as like a fuck you, Connie. You know what I mean? I'm going to beat you up when I see it. So I'm going to say,

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that's a no for me, dawg. It's a

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no for me, dawg. That's a no for me, dawg. What about you? That's a no for me, dawg.

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That's a no

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for

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me,

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dawg.

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That's a no for me, dawg. That's

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a no for everybody. That's a no for me, dawg.

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That's a no around the room. If I see you in Walmart, I'm putting... I do. I am going to like fucking... If I did see him, I'd be like, high five, bro. He totally was like... How to get Kanye more than... Piss him off more than... more than anything. You don't play with the nigga kids, dog. I'll never condone that, dog. Don't you ever play with my motherfucking kids, dog. He's not playing with the kids. No, no, no. He's playing with you. He is playing with you. You're using my kids to play with me. Where I'm from, you die. That's why niggas got pistols. Because you play with my kids, I'm going to use this. But the thing is, it doesn't affect his relationship with the kid at all. But here's the thing. It doesn't. And this is what I'm saying. I kind of like what he did. It doesn't affect the treatment of the kids. He's not nicer. He's not meaner. He's not anything. He just knew how to fuck with Kanye and get in his head, and this is what he did. I don't think that's what I can do it. Again, I'm not saying this is something I would do, but to fuck with somebody, he found the perfect way. I would never do that. I really would. I'm not that low. He went low. No, I see what you're saying. Perfect way, but that's not a perfect way and a good way because when you, like, you never play with somebody's kids, dog. I never justify somebody playing with somebody's kids. Do you see how the thought of it upsets you? Can you imagine Kanye right now? That's what I'm saying. I don't want to, dog, because that's actually frustrating on some real shit when it comes to kids, dog. You don't play with kids, dog. That's what we don't do, dog. That I agree with 100%. I would never do that. We don't play with kids, bro. When you're a grown adult woman or man jumping off the porch, that's a different story. When you If you choose to jump off the porch, then we put you in, and put yourself in jumped off the porch situations, hey, then I'ma judge you on such. But kids, no, no. He was ready for doing that anyway. That's weird. So we gotta move on. I bet you Pete Davidson's like, that's not even the kid's name. That's from like, you know, different initials. You still being an asshole. That's what I'm saying, he's like being like, I went to the university in North Carolina, you know what I mean? Alright, next question. I would, in a situation like that, I would traumatize my children. I would have to beat Pete Davidson up in front of my kids so they understand You're not allowed to love him. You're not allowed to love him. Look, you're not allowed to. No. I would traumatize my kids. Hold on. Again, Kanye is somebody who likes to be loved. And if he did that, you know what I mean? Like, again, you can't. He didn't inflict violence. You can't inflict violence on him. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. It's like the perfect fuck you to him. I'm not agreeing with it. I just don't agree with that. I'm just saying Pete found a good little knife and he's like. No, it's not a good little knife. It's not a good way. In their blue vendetta, yes. Nah, nah. There's nothing cool about that. You don't play with people's kids, though. You don't play with people's kids, though. All right, next note from me. I would drive three and a half days to fuck him up. You don't play with people's kids, though. And I wouldn't high-five Pete Davidson if I saw that motherfucker on set just off of that, though. Don't play with nobody's kids, though. We're not going to grant everything. Nah, that's crazy. You ain't got kids. When you get kids, then you come back and have this conversation

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with me. I would not do it. I'm not at all saying it. You was dating somebody for two years, and she become a paraplegic. A weird accident, something happened. I feel like you actually have a phone. I have it. She lose a leg. Would you still stay with her? Of course. I'm shallow. It just depends on how long we've been together. That's enough of me, dog. I'm shallow. Of course. I'm gone. I've been

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60. We 60 years old? Fuck it. Two years. We 25. Where am I going? Where am I going? I'm gone, holler. Here's the thing. I'm 19. That's enough of me, dog. I'm 19. Like, what you want me to do, stay? But no, he also phrased it with you've been with somebody for two years. You probably love them. It's not like, you know, we've been on four dates. Nope, I'm out. It doesn't matter. Love is not a, you know what I mean? Two years of going. If you love somebody for two years and really. 15 years, you're probably in your about 40s, 50s. Yeah, I'm staying, dog. 15

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years, yeah. Two years, I'm gone. I'll see you in the next life. That's a no for me, dawg. No for me. Big no-no. I know. Next life, I'll see you around. That's a yes. I

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would stay with the person. Two years? Nah. Two years? Jail. Hell no. What's the next one? You wiping ass. I pray this motherfucker Flamespeed don't end up alone at 70, dawg. Two years. I should have stayed with that one-legged bitch. It was never one-legged. It was never one-legged. I pray to God. I pray to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. I'm praying to God. Because

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I didn't know which one you were going with. He didn't know what to ask. I was going to ask it. I don't know which one you were going with next.

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Yeah, yeah. So, all right. Ask it. There's a place where you can go. So, the question is, for$10,000, would you go to Sex Island to have sex for the$100,000? Wait, I thought it was$5,000. No, it's$10,000 this year. Once I looked into it, it was$5,000. Last year, it was$5,000. Now it's$10,000. Damn it.$5,000, yes.$10,000. That's a lot. That's a lot. Is it$5,000? I thought it was... I think by the time... you're done I think by the time you're done four days to have sex you basically go a hundred hookers all clean you get you get STD all the tests and you just go in there and have a hundred four days of just four days of just heat yeah as a single man yes no this is a real place as a single man this is a once a year event in Vegas you know what I want to answer this question if you don't mind I love to answer this question I personally, would

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never

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entertain this idea.

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That's a no for me, dog. That's on him.

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I wouldn't entertain that idea. I think paying for sex is wrong. It's wrong. I think that if you're in a loving, committed relationship, that even entertaining this idea is the wrong way to go. I think that you should respect yourself and others. That's what I think. I agree. Paying for sex is, I don't say it wrong. because these are actual workers. They choose to do this for a living. This

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is Vegas, so it's legal. Everything about this is legal. And consensual. I

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would never do that. We're not paying for sex on this one. This is not like... Hold on, hold on. You're not paying for sex on this

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one.

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Paying for sex is like, hey, I want to just sleep with somebody. No.

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Nope, not me. This is paying to

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be a porn star for the weekend, basically. Like, that's your paying for... You know what I mean? You get to pay to live like a... Whatever your fucking fantasy is, this is what you're paying for. I thought porn stars get paid that. Yeah, do I get paid as the porn star while I'm out there? Again, you are living out your fantasy. You don't get... Hold on, hold on. Stormtroopers get paid. People that dress up as stormtroopers come out of pocket... To live their fantasy. You see what I mean? There's a difference between being an actual employee and living your fantasy. This is Fantasy Island. You know what happens at Fantasy Island? Nothing good at the end of the show. And Sex Island, nothing but sex happens. And herpes one day. Like, what the fuck?

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We was all tested.

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I'm going to say

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no. I'm cool, man.

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I'm game. I'm good. I'm going to say nobody wants to go? I'm going to say no. I'm going to say yes. I would do this. I would do this. I am not single. You know what I'm saying? But just to make sure my friend was safe, I would go.

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You are a good

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friend. You

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are

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a good friend.

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Make sure he don't make the

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wrong decision. Fuck y'all. You can't fault me for being a good friend. You are a good friend. Trent, I will even pay for this so y'all don't have to think like...

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This nigga uses that. I'm thinking like, shit, y'all...

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Extra protection? Extra protection? Security. Security? He paying. Look, baby, he paying. Babe, I promise.

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I'm working. I'm

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working.

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I'm working. I'm going to make money. I'm working.

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I promise nothing will happen. I promise.

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Oh, God. I wear a blindfold.

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You can call me anytime. FaceTime me. I will always answer

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the

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phone, baby. FaceTime. I can't. I'm trying. That's just so funny. Look, now you're like this. What's that noise? What noise? I don't know what you're talking about. Why are you moving like that? I'm like, what?

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What are you talking about?

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I'm throwing a whole phone against the wall. Throwing a whole phone in the

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water. Oh, my God. I can't hear you. Yo, let's break it up. Oh, the Wi-Fi is down.

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You only in Vegas. Like, look, you wasn't even bleeding. Somebody tried to attack on you. Man. Phone fell out.

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I lost my phone in a bar fight last night. It's It's been a week. I was pretending to him.

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I got paid for this,

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remember? Baby, we go to vacation after this. As a family man, no. I would not do that. As a single man. When I was in my 20s, yes. As a single man with disposable income, yes. I would have gone with Oren to help. 10,000, no. Make sure he's straight. But 4,000 to live out that

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fantasy of. You're a good man. I'm cool.

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I'm good. I'm going to FaceTime this nigga. I'll do it. I'll FaceTime this nigga. Damn, how many days left? Like, hey, what's going on? Why you moving that way? Why you moving that way? Hold on. Here's the thing. I've never paid for sex, but if you're going to do it, you might as well go the fuck all out. You're not paying for sex, dog. You're paying to go to the island, bro. Exactly. Y'all tripping, dog. Like, who's paying for sex? I'll take you, you, you, you, you, you. I don't want to touch the ground. It's all-inclusive. Just so happens pussy is included in the all-inclusive. Pussy is like a mimosa. I'm not going to go to a cruise ship. Hold on, hold on. You're not going to go to a cruise ship because the trick is free? Can we take this vote over again? Can we take this vote over again? Think about it, dog. I'm about to rethink this. You need backup? You

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need backup. That's all I'm saying. Well, you

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know what? Hold on. I would like to reconsider. Hold on. Hit me out. Hit me out. This is great. Hit me out. It's all inclusive, my nigga. Because I'm thinking that something like this has to be researched and documented. So I think that I would be perfect to go there to document this whole experience and make sure everyone understands what can and cannot

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happen

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on a situation like this. That way, we are all safe. Listen, if your fantasy is being a documentary filmmaker, come to Sexology. Yes. I want some documents. The safety of this excursion. Can you even speak with a British accent? As a male approaches the female. In the wild, the male sees the female and somehow it's like a deer. She runs around in a bunch of wiggles. I'm sorry, bro. I'm going, bro. Damn, dog, because you're not paying for the pussy, dog. You're paying for the bed. Food, drinks, amenities. Just so happens, pussy You see, it's an amenity. Just hop in some bitch and water fuck you. Because think about it. Don't you think, wouldn't you think that there's chicks probably buying tickets to Sex Island too? I would think so.

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Yeah. But do they only want chicks,

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though? I wonder if that's like shit, they get there and they're like, no, no, I'm not one of the hookers. Back away, motherfucker. Back away. The green band means they pay to get fucked. And the white band means that you pay to fuck them. No, it's all inclusive. It's all inclusive. The white bands are mimosas. And the green bands are other bands. patrons. So you want another patron. This just went full circle back to our last episode because what did we say when y'all last time y'all were here? If we go on vacation, guess what we doing? Yeah, we fucking. Right? We fucking. You got guaranteed. You can either have a free mimosa or pay for premium drinks. It's not even that, bro. It's not even that. It's all inclusive. You can either get the free mimosa or you can get the one that came from the state. You know, like wherever. It's a premium drink. The free mimosa is the white band. They're here for you, right? And then the premium green band is the one that you can finagle and cost a little bit because it's premium. No, but it's that. It's that blue label shit. It's still not cost. You still don't got to cost because they paid$5,000 for a ticket to come. So you just got to talk. That's the only price. You don't even got to talk. That is your price. That's the price. Your price is game, baby. You're not throwing money. Your

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price is

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game, baby. So you need the free mimosa or the other free mimosa? It's the same thing. What free mimosa you want? I want to be there. I want to be there. Wait, Wait, hold on. You know, I'm thinking that instead of just researching, I think this is every man's single, every single man's experience by right. It could be a bro mitzvah. I think it's like a rite of passage. We can make a bro mitzvah. What do you think, guys? When you're 17, you

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must go to this before you get married. Bro mitzvah.

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It's not just men.

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Women are going through it. I take my no back. Just a mitzvah.

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So do we want to take a re-vote on this one? I mean, that's a yes for me. That's a no back. For the first time ever, I said no back. Think of it. If this stays on and becomes popular, eventually they'll be bored with it and they'll start doing like, all right, come have sex island with cowboy themes. And now we're basically just living in Westworld.

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Westworld.

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I'm good, man. Bang! Come here, baby. Westworld and thick Merkins. I'm good, though. Thick Game of

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Thrones

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Merkins.

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All right, even with that. All right, sticking on to that, though. Say we all five go there. And then fuck around. I don't want

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to see you guys for the next four

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days. We fuck around. We all get with the wrong ones.

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We all get with the wrong ones.

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We end up in a hostel like the movie. Wait. And they say, either you torture somebody or you get tortured.

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We're

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going to torture

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that bitch. Why we have to go dark with it? So this is the note for me, dog. Is it torture or be tortured? I'm torturing somebody. What? I'm a beast in his ass. Hell yeah. What did we say? Do we know? I'm going to go on to do great things in this world. Hold on, hold on. I have to survive this situation. It goes back to me having a pistol. That's why I got to shoot your ass. Hold on. I have to ask. Because I have to go on for the greater good. I have to ask. Do we know who we're torturing?

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No.

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So I can just, in my mind, think it's a serial killer. We have another yes or no. I just want to know if it's like you know it's like somebody who is like a better, Mother Teresa, somebody who you know is changing the world for better.

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I'm trying to live.

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I'm going to, you know, if it's somebody that's better for the world, I'll take the torture. I had her time. But nine out of ten times, I got to live. I'm doing the torturing. For the greater good, I got to live. Now, if I find out after the fact, this nigga was like, yo, this nigga was the nigga that was going to cure cancer, but... That's what I'm saying, right? I'm trying. That wasn't for the greater good. That's what I'm saying. At that point, I got to study. At that point, you got lied to. I ain't got no questions. At that point, you was in your cog in the machine. At that point, the motherfucker who orchestrated this. Yeah, you're a cog in the machine. Goes back to what you was talking about. If you drove a motherfucker across state lines, you the motherfucker.

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Yeah. Boom, it happens.

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You the motherfucker that put me in this goddamn room, dog. Goddamn it. I was getting pussy. You kidnapped me, nigga. And put me in this room talking about I got to torture

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a nigga. You know what I mean? I thought that I

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wouldn't go back to sex. I wouldn't go back to sex. I know it's in the fucking arm. I know it's in the fucking arm. Security. I ain't got no security for the security. All right, man. I did want to ask, dog. All right. Since we was talking about the YSL shit, blah, blah, blah. Would you be famous now? Rich and famous, like$100 million right now. Famous, you know, whatever. Knowing 15 years later, you'll either be dead or in prison for life?

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From now.

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Like, just be like, all right. We can be like, yo, you can see how life is going to turn out now, how your current states are, and be like, you know what I'm saying? You might live longer, whatever. I'm telling you right now, I can give you this guarantee for$100 million, but you're only going to last 15 years. You're either going to die or go to prison. Like, you know the only choices, nigga? No, I can't. If that's the only choices, die or go to jail for 15 years? No, I'm saying. In 15 years. I'm saying. In 15 years. Keep on continuing like how things are right now. I got 15 years and then I'm done. Now, all you can take is 100 million and guarantee in 15 years you're going to die. I'm shaking them dice. We going to 100 million. I'm going to die in 15 years. Let's go. I'm going to take. I'm staying. I'm going, bro. I'm still taking that 100 million. Because I'm at 15 years. That's nothing. That's one of my fucking. 63. Let me tell you this. This is going to be so much good life, though. I'm going to take it. But here's the other thing. Having 100 million dollars. And then knowing that you only have 15 years to, like, that's, you know, towards the end of it, that's going to make you even more depressed. You know what I mean? Like, think of all the shit you could do you haven't done. Or, or, or you're super focused to make sure this$100 million turns to fucking$500 billion. What does it matter? You're dead in 15 years. It's for the family. It ain't for you because you got 15 years. That's a different. I feel like I can make$100 million with my current situation, so I'm just going. But you're also taking you away from the family. That's not right. I'm going to die one day, 15, 20. But what makes you think the family wants money over you? It's okay. Yeah, I kind of rather see my grandkids, dog. I know that's kind of selfish, dog. No, it isn't. That's not selfish at all. That's not selfish, dog. You know what I'm saying? I'd rather... In 15 years from today, I would see grandkids. So what I'm saying is, like, to put it... For me, like... I won't. For me, like... I wouldn't. So you know what I'm saying? Like, for me, and I would want to see my grandkids grow and hopefully see my grandkids' grandkids because right about then, it's like, all right, nigga, I'm out. It's usually the oldest great-grandkids Or you live in a compound and have a fucking wing up in fucking Cornell University because granddad made it great for you. And because of that, now you have an upper echelon, upper crust lifestyle. I like that one. I like that one. You know why I say no, dog? Because I don't want to die 15 years from now for a decision I made today. Because I don't know how my mainframe is going to be. Wait. I don't know how my mind frame is going to be 15 years old. He's got a very valid point. Think of somebody who smoked. That's just like that movie Hooper. When dude killed the kid that had superpowers. Went back in time and killed the kid that had superpowers because his wife got killed and then come to find out that's the reason why the kid ended up going in the future killing everybody. But his younger self ended up killing himself so it never happened. You can't dictate today how you're going to feel 15 years old. It's almost like he's smoking Can

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I

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say something? You know what I'm saying? What if you don't take the 100 mil for 15 years and you die at five with nothing? That's also the possibility. You

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die at five with nothing. They say guaranteed. That's exactly one of the things you have to weigh. He's guaranteeing you 15 years. You will definitely have 15 years. Or you can have one day. What you said is valid. It holds a lot of weight. You're right. Whose mindset is that? doesn't change. But if you go there with a focus, this is my plan from today to 15 years to do this. And everyone in my team understands that I have 15 years to do this. Then how does that make it crazy?

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I went there with a game plan

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to make sure that the rest of my generations, every person that has my last name or is tied to my last name for the rest of their life will be just fine. No, I know I understand what you're saying, but I watch people's parents die as millionaires and leave their kids the world and they would gladly just be like, I'd rather have my fucking kids. I'd rather have my fucking parents. I deal with it. Look, had my brother not died, had my brother not got killed 17 years ago, before my 17th birthday, I would not be here. I would not have these kids. I would not have accumulated this wealth. You see what I'm saying? But I would gladly give it all back. to have my brother. I would struggle to have love versus have money and be loveless. That goes back to what we were talking about on the other- You're also making it- For me, I think love is just greater, dog. For me, just being there. You know what I'm saying? You're also making that decision for them. Imagine right now if your mom was just like, all right, I'm offing myself. Here's$100 million. What are you going to say? No, fuck that. Stay around. I'm

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just a cold, granted rock. He's cold-blooded.

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Like, I get it. Like, you have everybody there, but... You know what? Time is, you know... What Kanye say? I trade these Grammys back just to have my granny back? Like, word, dog. Like, shit, dog. Like, I'm telling you, I mean, the success is... Don't get me wrong. Success is success, bro. But once you get that success, you realize all the shit that you missed out on to get that success wasn't really worth that success at the end of the day, dog. You know what I'm saying? Like, on some real shit, dog. That's why Oprah don't got no kids, no nothing. of that shit, dog, because you can either be super, uber successful, or you can be a family person, dog. You can't be both. You can't be both, bro. You can do both. In some cases, you can, but a majority of people, you can't. But in this instance, in this situation that we're talking about for 15 years, you can be that family, yeah. I was already family. Now I have 15 years, right? So now I have 15 years to be the hard-working guy in family because I have a game plan at the end. You don't have to be hard-working

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anymore. Just hear me out. Just hear me out.

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Because I have a game plan to make this$100 million turn into$5 to$20 billion and to fucking make my last name something that echoes through the fucking annals of time. If I have 15 years to do that and I can accomplish that, then what I did was make sure the rest of my family can be family and chill out and do nothing but chill out and relax because I sacrificed the 15 years. Sometimes that's a gift and a curse because A lot of times you, because I watch a lot of history facts because I'm a historian. So a lot of times these dynasties who got left billions of dollars back in the 40s and the 20s and stuff, these motherfuckers ain't even around no more. So a lot of times that's the worst thing that happened to these families. So you got to put that into the equation. But here's the other thing that you're saying. Like$100 million, if you just leave it at that, your family will be fine for a couple of generations. What you're talking about is taking that$100 million and then spending$15 years away from your family to build it into this billion dollar, you know, fucking Rockefeller style of legacy. Just to get to that last day of that 15 years and be like, damn, I wish I would have spent these 15 years with my family. You see what I mean? Like, yeah, you'll be a Rockefeller. I'm telling you, I held my fucking dad, I looked at my motherfucking dad in his eyes, bro. I don't think money. Like, bro, I looked at my dad in his eyes. My dad died a millionaire. I ain't getting, I ain't want nothing from him. I ain't getting nothing from him, dog. My dad died a millionaire. And so, the same thing that I'm going to tell you on this motherfucking podcast. Was me sacrificing time with my kids worth it? No.

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And then he

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died. So I'm not going to, like, I can't sit here and look a dying man in his eye, because that's the truth. Truth is, like, that's the truth right there, bro. But you got a different perspective. No, you got a different perspective, but I see that. But every dying man has had the same thought, as far as I know. Like, dad, I wish I was there more

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for my life. My question

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is, why is it that someone out, you know, solidifying generational wealth has to not be home? Why? I mean, it can be done. But to turn$100 million into a billion-dollar conglomerate like you're discussing is... Yeah, dog, you ain't know. We around these people, dog. Yousef, we on the film set. We around these people. We see how much time we spend. Because, dog, all the time that the producers spend on set with us, other times they're in meetings. These motherfuckers in meetings. But hold on, here's a different thing. What we're seeing on set, we've never been next to a billionaire.

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I've been up across the street. Who? There's$100 in the world. That also goes to another thing too.

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The dude that made the Jamaican beef patties, I grew up working for him because Mojo Spleen. He used to come to Mojo Spleen. That's what I'm saying. It's very... That's what I'm talking about. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying a billionaire is a different fucking class. What is it? A million seconds is like eight minutes. A billion seconds is 31 fucking years. That is a big difference in... That goes back to the story The Precious Present where there was the I'm just going to summarize. Long story short, every day this kid would wake up and his dad would be like, yeah, I got a present for you. Every day he'd be like, where's my present? Where's my present? Where's my present? Finally, the father became an old man and died on his deathbed. He's like, where's my present? It's right here. It's the present day. That's your present. Every day is a present. It's a gift. Every day is a gift. With that being said, I'm going to take my chances with the gifts I got every day. I just can't give up a Because once again, I don't know what mind frame I'm going to be in. If I was older, yeah. Because I don't know how attached to life I'm going to be 15 years from now. Is there going to be an exact date?

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You can tell me the

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date. Yeah, 15 years from today. Come back at 60 and ask me this question again. I'm 60, ask me this question. But 34? No. Yeah, 38, I'm not. That's too young. Yeah, 58? Speaking of which, Kevin Samuels just passed away. 57, bro. Two years before, go back two years. You're going to be the most famous ever, but it's going to deteriorate, take you from being healthy. It's going to take you so your body's going to deteriorate at a faster

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rate. I mean, that's what most of these

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people do anyway. But that's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? The drugs and all that shit. It's like the lifestyle that comes with the$100 million. So what's wrong with having a game plan and having a discipline? There's nothing wrong with it. No, there's nothing wrong with it. We're just trying to convince you to come to us, and it's obvious no. So next question. All right. There's nothing wrong. All right, man. That's it for that. I don't know what it is, but I kind of want this Jim Carrey versus Sandler thing is at the bottom. I know Jim Carrey, dog. I know, but what is it? I was just saying, Jim Carrey versus Adam Sandler. Oh, you're just asking. That's tough,

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man. That's tough. Jim Carrey versus Adam Sandler. Because I said Jim Carrey immediately, then I said, wait a minute. I was like, hold on, Adam

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Sandler? Yeah, I was like, wait a minute. He had like five movies he could not front on. Yo, I can't make this decision. I take Jim Carrey because of Living Color. I'm biased. I'm biased. Living Color, I gotta take Jim Carrey. I didn't grow up with SNL. That wasn't his though.

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He just worked

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there. Huh? No, but he was like one of the only white dudes chilling with the brothers. In the 90s. And when you chill with niggas in the 90s, dog, it was like, we really ain't fucking with you. Like nobody else wanted him. So Nick, nobody wanted Jim Carrey, so you know what I'm saying? David Brothers, even took him like he literally gives his whole success to black entertainment like and he's a definite good bias to have I'm kind of on the bias with I might go with Sandler because he's a Hanukkah song for fuck's sake like right now if you ask Siri hey play the Hanukkah song that's the play a Hanukkah song anything like I go right now hey Alexa play Christmas music she'll give me a million different fucking options you say play Hanukkah music it's always there's one song and there's only one like so to take that away I just like how that time showed up at the end of the Super Bowl and when that got

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there. Man. I think, like I said immediately, I said Jim Carrey, but then just Adam Sandler's catalog of movies, even the shit he ain't in, the shit he came through as Happy Madison. He's funny.

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As a bias aside, I'm going with Sandler just because he's... Carrey's great, but he's like comes in and out of like entertainment whereas Sandler's always been there I mean he's he's not as like I think Jim Carrey's probably reached like had like a fun like the Truman Show doesn't compare to like you know some cable guy I love but I think Sandler's as a better actor Jim Carrey's a better actor

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yes I do think so but it's a better and to drink and then but you got Kendrick's nigga not gonna do as much but when he come you gonna love him but this dude gonna have a whole Watch the shit you're going to love, you're going

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to like. I mean, the last couple of episodes. I think I'm going to go

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with Sandler. I don't know. Wait, there was one recently I really liked. I'm trying to remember. Hell no, that one on Netflix when they went on vacation with the little crazy chick.

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Oh, yeah.

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That shit was funnier than the other one. You're bullshit. That shit was funny as hell, bro. And

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like he said, he touches a lot of things. Like Grandma's Boys, he didn't step up. Single stepping in. There's a bunch of movies like that that he's done. I fuck with Jim, though. I'm going to go with Jim. I'm going to go with Sandler. I'm down to have your ass. I'm going with Sandler. Just because Jim's a better actor. You know what I'm saying? We talk about acting. You talk about Jim Carrey. I'm like, all right, Jim Carrey is funnier than Adam Sandler for me, personally. Adam Sandler kind of got that dry Hebrew hymn that I don't really get. Jim Carrey got that fucking... But he's actually... You know what I'm saying? Hold on. So I got to go to actor. Actor-wise, I feel like Jim Carrey's a better actor. So

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speaking of what you said... I feel like he's

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a better actor, too, but then

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I'm like...

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like five Jim Carrey movies that's great movies but then I got I love

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but I like fucking ten Adam Sandler I love more Adam Sandler movies yeah to speak on him with like the Jewish guy like Mel Burks is obviously a Jewish comedian changed you know like we talk about him eventually Mel Burks will be you know like my kids it'll just be and I do feel like Adam Sandler at least in like Jewish entertainment and that kind of stuff will kind of stay you know what I mean like it'll be a great you know what I'm saying Like, because he's done a bunch of shit. Larry David, don't get me wrong, he's one of the best, but he has two things. And if you count the Broadway things, which nobody really sees, I mean, I love the Broadway things. No, I'm not saying at all, but like, again, just a bunch of shit. And again, Larry David is in the category with Mel Brooks. They're not, you know, that was the older generation. I mean, it was Mel Brooks, Larry David, and Adam Sandler. It's the funniest of the shit. Adam Sandler doesn't touch any of the shit they do, but again, it's Adam Sandler versus Jim Carrey. I'm going with Sandler. I'm going with Adam Sandler. I'm going with Carrey. There's a movie about Israelis. What is it? There's the one where it's so fucking stereotypical. So stereotypical. And it is spot fucking on. It is so... He got a new movie coming out, I think. Yeah, called Hustle, man. That shit's supposed to be dope, man. That shit look alright. So, Adam Sandler has a new movie called... What is that shit? Shit, I don't know. I forgot. Excuse me. That's the name of it. Shit, I don't know. I forgot. Coming this summer. Part two or something. I forgot. I'm sorry. I don't know. Go ahead. Forget it. Was it dope? I think that's... I was trying to play the movie I worked on, but I don't know the name of it. So, all right. I'm going to speed through this damn Guess That Crime real quick. Well, I gave you a speed through. Let's go through it. Just go through this motherfucker real quick. We'll give our viewers a mix of time. A buffalo shooter should have been there. I would have guessed that shit immediately. Oh, God, yes. Too soon, though. It's time to guess that crime. Yeah. All

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right,

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man. This week on Guess That Crime, Detroit man arrested for owning a weed vending machine on the corner of his house. You got to stop giving these dead giveaways away. These ladies Detroit, man. I'm going black. What's a bill? What's a bill? I thought it was one of the cleanest. The blacks got it. The blacks got it. Oh, shit. All right. Got it. That was easy, man. And we had bills. Everybody was like, Detroit, Detroit. Black dude. All right. A man steals 10K from his girl, wins 10 million, gives her back her 10,000. But now she wants to sue him for part of the 10 million. White people. So we're doing a... Wait, so he steals$10,000 from her, then takes that$10,000 and buys a lottery ticket and wins$10 million or something? Pays her back. Pays her back$10K. Which is solid of him because he stole it. And she's trying to sue

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him for her real cut.

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Yeah, she should get 50%. And that's definitely white people.

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White people.

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I'm

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going to say white people. I'm going to say white

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people. Oh, I have one. I have one for this. I'm going to

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say black

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people. No, I'm going to say black. That's Caucasian people. I'm going to say black. What was it? Guess what? It was black. I was right. Black people? Yeah, man. What? Yeah, it was a black dude. Get the fuck out of here. I was right. You know, I thought about it for a minute because I said white at first and I was like, damn. No, because only a nigga's going to come back. A white dude's going to run away. A nigga's going to steal some money at your first door. A nigga's going to be like, yo, man. Sorry, my dad take that. Yeah, at least let me give you, I just needed to borrow it real quick. Because a nigga got it on the That probably was tax money. She had it all cashed. Let me borrow your tax money. I'm going to flip it. I'm going to bring it right back. I mean, that makes sense. The only niggas do that. White dudes ride out. White dudes change their identities. When you sue, that's going to go on the police. I had to think about the question in my head. All right. A South Carolina man kills girlfriend, has heart attack while burying her.

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That's a trick question. South Carolina. So he's accused about a barrier in the backyard. I got to pee. Wow. That's all I can think about. South Carolina. It's only white or black in this situation. And I'm going to say white because we ain't about to bury nobody. Throw it somewhere.

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I'm going to say white. White. I'm going to go with white, too. White people. There's more white people in South Carolina. I'm just going by statistical answer right now. One or two. Yeah, I'm going to ride the bandwagon on that. We're going white people. So everybody's saying white? Yeah. No,

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I'm saying...

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White. Everybody got a point. White. Flames are still in the lead with three. I'm saying

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white. So wait a minute.

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I need to break that down. All right. He killed his girlfriend. Yeah, he killed his girlfriend. And as he dug the hole, he was trying to bury her in the backyard. He had a heart attack. That's funny as shit. Did he die falling in the hole? If he died, it fell in the hole. Hold on. In a related story, when I was doing NPR on this week, I heard heard of one there was a I didn't make it but it was a two kids were caught fucking killing and burying the body and the way they got caught is because when they pulled their car up to like the side of the road and then you know went into the woods or desert whatever they put their hazard lights on white white I guess that was it white wow it didn't say what they were and I was just like damn it they put their hazards on like you wait right here car I'll be right back white man y'all got that alright Georgia woman arrested after shooting teen in the face during road rage incident.

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I can't take this one. I saw

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that on the news. You recuse yourself? Yeah. Y'all got time to even up a skull? Yeah, I'm going to go with black. Well, being we said Georgia and road rage, I'm going to say that this woman happens to be of the Negroidian... Yeah, she's Negroid, yeah. Is that a word? Negroidian, yes. Yeah, because only a black woman would get that mad. You cut me off, motherfucker. Uh-uh, motherfucker. No. I had a gun pulled on me in traffic in Atlanta by an old black lady. Florida man reports fake robbery to get a ride home from cops. White. White. That is definitely white. Yeah, yeah. Only white people call the police when they're not needed. You know, like, in general.

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Oh, shit.

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Yeah, no, for real. Man calls police white. Man calls police. That's how it's about white. Ah, you kind of got it, kind of didn't, because he was a mixed dude. He was half black. He was mulatto? What was his mother? That's not white. What was his mother? I was going to say, because the girl in the last story was more like Spanish than anything. My kid's mom is white, though. They We need clear. We don't need mix. We need clear. If you marry a German woman, your kids grow up eating German food. Yeah, but my kids ain't white, though. My kids look white, but they ain't white. So the weird thing about that is they are what their daddy is, but their culture is what their mother is. I

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understand what you're

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saying, but their daddy teach them the culture. So it's different if their daddy wasn't in their life and they just had their mama's culture. You're right. They got a black grandma that they see all the time that they go spend summers with, my nigga. So it's different. If you spend summers with your black grandma, my nigga, you black.

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So this person in Florida. Yeah, I

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agree. I'm telling you, dog. If you spend your summers with your white grandma, you're white. I spent my summers in Israel with my grandma, whereas my siblings didn't. I spent summers with my Puerto Rican family, so I'm Puerto Rican. You're Spanish, nigga. Nigga, you're Spanish. I have to bring it to you. No, you're right. You might be one of us were used in the States, but at the core,

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nigga. So, look

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at this. I'm a black man, but culturally, I'm Hispanic. Exactly, nigga. That's what I'm saying. So, you check Hispanic on the... I do. As a black Hispanic man, I do. I like it. They're like, Hispanic, non-Hispanic. I guess that's a right, right? So, I guess that's kind of right. So, everybody's tied? Everybody's still at four. We got two left. Come on, let's get it. All right. Man with warrants gives fake name is arrested on the warrant for the fake name. Black dude. Black dude. Black dude. Yeah. Black, black, black. Black, black. He's a black, black dude. Black, black. I'm going to go with white. I'm going with

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white because I

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think. I was like, my name is Dan, you know, McNielson. And I was like, oh, there's a million of those. I'm going with white. He's a white dude who gave

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a black man's name and got locked up.

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Oh, shit. My name's Leroy Jenkins. Oh, what a coincidence. Oh, Leroy, we got you.

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That'd be a funny-ass

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movie. Oh, that is. Oren got it, dog. It was a white dude, dog. Damn. Take the lead. Yeah, it was a white dude, dog. I'm sorry, bro. That sounds like some white dude shit, dog, because a white dude's going to have his alias straight, dog. You're going to have some alias. That's what I mean, but we're going to get my face straight. Dequavius Brown. What are the changes of getting added? You know the Dequavius Brown. My shit was Jeremiah's Quinn, nigga. Jeremiah's Quinn. What are the odds of them being like, oh, we have a Jeremiah's Dequinson to be here?

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Jeremiah's Quinn.

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You must play football. You must play football with a name like that. Starting at center, Jeremiah's Quinn. Alright, and the last one. Man steals X-Men's Packages from jail lobby as he's released from jail. As he's released from jail. As he's released from jail. I'm going white guy. So he was released from jail. They had a Christmas tree in the lobby. We haven't had a Hispanic. And he stole the presents. Hispanic. He's a white guy. They don't steal. He's a white guy. He's really upset. He's a white guy. Hispanic dudes don't get out of jail and steal immediately. No, they don't steal. Unless his name is Angel. They don't steal. I hate to chime in. So obviously, you know, so it's not going to be Hispanic. I'm going white. It's a white dude. Yeah, it was a white dude. Damn it. to make my answer. I have one. I actually saw this this morning. What you got? A couple is suing their son and daughter-in-law because they haven't produced a grandchild. They set him up six years ago. They don't have a grandchild yet. They're saying their time is running so they literally hired a lawyer and are now suing them.

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Wait. I gotta

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accuse myself. I saw this on

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television. Yeah. I'm going to say black. Asian. I was going to say white,

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but... He's kind of... They were Indian. Yeah, that's Asian. That's Asian. That's what I was going to say. I mean, it is, but... I would have said Jewish. Is this the first time that... Honestly, that's... When I saw it, I was like, this is definitely Jewish. Could have been African. No, this is me winning.

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I knew

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Asian. All right. Real quick. The dumbest loss according to the state goes to fucking... Oh, in Arizona. Yeah. So, right now, it is illegal to dig up a cactus in Arizona for whatever reason? That makes

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sense.

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The cactuses take a long time. Remember the movie Broken Arrow? That's right. I remember that. It's a movie back in the day. Remember that shit? It's like, don't step on that cactus. It takes 100 years to grow back. And I'm like, ah. That makes sense. That's why you can't dig up a cactus. All right. And then you can't manufacture fake drugs in the state of Arizona. I thought that was everywhere. I thought that was everywhere, yeah. Who wants to dig up a cactus,

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though? You

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don't. That's

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just sticky

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as fuck. I kind of do. I would be like, oh, that's a cool cactus. I want it at home. You know what I mean? I would do that. I would say, I want a cactus. I want that. You know. They plan it. I'm going to go to the home and get the pot. How are you going to pick it up? You don't want to just go to Home Depot? You dig around. You dig around. Are you saying there are no gardeners in Arizona that know how to dig up a cactus? Come on. It's like getting elephant tufts. You pay somebody a big money to get it. Yeah. Or you just pull over on the side of the road with some grass. Because it's illegal. So you pay the black market to get you some cacti. Some cactus. All right. Cacti. We got that cacti. You ride by them, they just wink at you in the bar?$20 cacti. Got that cacti.$20 cacti is in my trunk. I have an illegal plant. You do? Yeah, one of my friends went to like Turcos or somewhere, like some island where they can't, you know, and they went on a cruise. Why not the possessions of the high class dirtbags? What the fuck? And they brought back like a little like plant or something that they liked or whatever and they, going in their apartment, they're like, yeah, they snipped off a little piece and gave it to me. I don't have the illegal plant. I have a clone of, which is perfectly legal.

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Are you sure? The possessions of Orin are not the... Are you

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sure? Damn right the possessions of Orin are the possession of you motherfuckers. They're my possessions. Last two. No fortune tellers are allowed in the city, the county of Avondale, Arizona. Why? It's illegal to be a fortune teller. Hold on. Somebody has some bad luck. We always have this like, how did the law become? It's either like a Christian organization was like we don't want those or my guess is like some like state some law lawmaker or something like that had a fortune teller and she was like you're gonna marry and be happy and blah blah blah and the kids are yours and none of that shit came true and he's like fuck that bitch it should be illegal in this county

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she lied

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she's a charlatan she lied there's 392 counties in Arizona but there's no fortune teller in this one in this one

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What

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the fuck? Talking to you, Tracy. Oh, shit. Damn. That's a good one. Also, it is illegal to cross-dress in some counties. To what degree? I don't know. As soon as I saw that, I was like, well, can you be trans in those counties? Did you

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say what degree? Counties? Counties?

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What degree? Like, I've actually bought,

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you know. Oh, in Arizona? Okay. The other day, hold on,

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hold on. The other day, they gave out wrap gifts. And they're like, oh, here's your jacket. I ordered the small. And I put it on. I'm like, the zipper is on the wrong side. And I was just like walking around until I realized. I was like, oh, wait. This is a woman's jacket. Like, am I going to jail in Arizona for accidentally putting on a woman's jacket? Yeah. The zipper is on the woman's side, sir. Now you know. If you buy a pair of woman's shoes at the Foot Locker, they're going to lock you up. They're going to lock you up. He's a dollar man. He's 11. And you put them on. They're going to be sitting outside the store just waiting. They was out in the men's. He made the purchase. He made the purchase. The real

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question is, is transgender accepted out there? And obviously it's not. It's obviously not. Yeah.

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But to the degree of like, you can't even wear pants. Are they standing on the corners on Halloween? Like, yeah, you can't wear pants. If you're a woman, I don't know if it's enforced, but the law is done. Obviously it's not enforced, but yeah, that's, That's cross-dressing. You in Arizona, you don't want to wear pants in Norway or some shit. It's too hot in Arizona. You got jeans on, bitch. Bitch, you got a gun. Nigga,

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they should have a law so you can't come outside of your drawers, nigga. That should be the law because I'm coming out of my drawer every day.

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It's hot in this motherfucker. Jockstrap, dog. Jockstrap in the AR. What the fuck, dog? This is the thing. The AR took me to Jockstrap. Shit. Man, this has been the Hot Class Dirt Bags Podcast. I don't know how we brought this shit full circle for y'all today. No, we didn't. No, we did with another episode. It'll come back. If you go back and listen to the prior episode. Full circle, not guaranteed with every episode. Yeah, it's the circle of life. Bing. Yeah. And as always, it's your boy Olanski. Three eyes and motherfucking damn Instagram. Two eyes in person, one eye on paper. A.K.A. Ben Truitt. A.K.A. Armani Tsunami. Get at me. L.L. Couture. You saved it for the end. Because usually you take one name at the end. At the end and like a bunch in the beginning, but now he's just like... I'm just throwing them out there. Ben Truitt is my favorite one, though. Flamespeed here.

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Leader of the RPA. Flamespeed36 on Instagram.

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I ain't shit. I'm just Orin. I love this Orin. He's the best Orin in the world. 15 years from now, man. 15 years from now, I'll make my 100 million and I'll live another 30 years. If we broke 15 years from now, that would be so much. That would be my decision. If Well, if I'm broke 15 years from now, I'm blaming somebody. It's not my fault. It is your fault. You would have to kill somebody like that. It was that bitch Tracy from

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Arizona. Fuck you, Tracy. Who else we got in this thing,

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man? You know, pretty you from the avenue came through. See what's up. How y'all doing? Always great coming, hanging out with the brothers. Yeah, thanks for having me, brothers. Always a pleasure. Don't shoot me. And Team Medina, OG Whispers, nodding in and out. Thanks for having me here. I appreciate y'all coming, man. For real. And let's leave you with some words today from the High Class Dirtbags. Don't brag about your crimes in your rap lyrics. Yeah. And never let them sell you a wooden nickel. Can I import some wines with you? Yeah. So, always. Wipe from the front to the back. Don't ever bring the shit to the clip. Yeah, baby. Yeah, wash your hands too, man. You know, I know a lot of niggas ain't washing their hands too.

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Ew.

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But yeah, so I guess that was the worst. Don't cross the street if you can't run fast. That was the worst fucking advice. Yeah, no shit. At least I gave something. No, no, we got to work on our advice. Orwin learned something. I saw it. He's there. I was just thinking, I was like, does anybody, the men actually do, I think everybody does. I think you know that from my good childhood. I don't know. Some motherfuckers... I ran into a motherfucker a couple months ago that said, yo, I never was taught how to brush my teeth. And I was like, okay, I have... They teach you that at the dentist. They still try to teach me that at the dentist. Some niggas never been to the dentist, though.

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It's a fact.

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Yeah, that is a fact. I mean... That is the country we live in. Yeah, maybe you jaded. Some niggas have never had pistols. Some niggas have never been to the dentist. Some niggas have had pistols. Some niggas have been to the dentist, though. And it's full circle, baby. And the fortunate one is Take care.