Straight Raw No Flex
Straight Raw No Flex
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But it doesn’t stop at basketball; the gloves come off when we switch to the boxing ring, spotlighting none other than Jake Paul. We passionately debate his chances against boxing giants like Deontay Wilder, while speculating on his future matchups and the spectacle of potentially fixed fights. Is Jake ready to face real boxers, or will he keep engaging in celebrity showdowns? Adding a touch of humor, we even entertain the fantasy of him facing off against legends like Muhammad Ali. Our discussions are as heated as they are hilarious, punctuated by candid exchanges and thought-provoking theories about the future of celebrity boxing. Tune in for a whirlwind of sports talk packed with laughter, outrageous opinions, and a few unexpected twists.
And welcome to the Straight Raw no Flex Podcast. This is your boy Soul, along with Rayman and Ramen Noodle Devin, you gonna stop looking at your back. This nigga must have lost or something. You losing, nigga you gonna stop looking at your back. You gonna say hi, nigga, they crazy. You know what I'm saying. Dude, this nigga lost or back.
Speaker 1:You gonna say hi, you ain't get a case this nigga lost or something you must have lost. Some shit happened. Stop looking at the ticket. It's a jackal nigga. Keep on looking at the ticket like these bitches. These bitches, how is a professional basketball game when you score 26 points total In what quarter? Fourth, both teams or one team? That's fine Together, not a piece Together, man. You leave Vegas out of this.
Speaker 2:They got their own shit.
Speaker 1:You leave Vegas alone nigga. Come on, bro. That's crazy. This is basketball big fella. What we got going on Basketball big fella.
Speaker 1:What we got going on Basketball big fella. We got the Jake Paul Netflix problem. That was last week. Fuck that fight, nigga. What Fuck that fight? That fight was Look, man King, ryan, javante Davis. You know they on his ass. Man him, andre Ward, say he'll fight him now. He don't want that smoke. Neither who else say they want to fight him now. Bunch of niggas Say they'll fight him now. I want Chloe She'll fight him. She been egging To fight a dude, so Nah, we want him To get done. Right. Pause, you need to get done. Good, you need to, because that would be another thing. Deontay Wilder yeah, I take that, but he ain't going to fight him either. He ain't going to fight him, he ain't going to fight this nigga is really distraught.
Speaker 1:Let's just ask him Nigga how much what's going?
Speaker 2:on right now. Just explain this I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1:It's the zone. Do Jake Paul got a chance against Deontay Wilder. No, yeah, but Deontay Wilder don't run, so it don't matter. Nigga's still Jake Paul. Y'all passionate, look at him run Like I need it. He said I need it. Yeah, I need it. Pull my troubles, I don't know. Yo, I think Jake Paul got a chance against Deontay. You're joking right.
Speaker 3:This nigga's a joker.
Speaker 1:No, I'm putting it out there. If that fight ever happened, I happen. Put my money on J-Paul. Tell you why this nigga smokes crack.
Speaker 1:Listen to my reason why. Tell you why? Cause it gonna be fixed. You know, I'll tell you why they're gonna need that money. That would probably be the best Situation, just like the Tyson shit was fixed. That nigga was, he was, he was throwing punches and he not connecting. He was not what's they call that shit Pulling punches. Yeah, that nigga was pulling punches man. But now they saying, let me put the leg back on this.
Speaker 1:Now they saying Jake Paul ain't got no excuse to fight, he got to fight a real boxer. Now he did and he lost. He fought Tommy Fury, he fucking lost. Well, yeah, I think the next person he's going to fight is KSI. I don't want to see that shit no more. He needs to fight boxers now. He said he's a professional boxer. Let him fight a boxer. It's either going to be KSI or Muhammad Ali, muhammad Ali, nigga. You talk about that shit, nigga. What's your shit? You said earlier let's get into that shit. What you mean? What shit the shit you said you want to talk about nigga? Oh, I know it was two things. Which two things? The first shit about how, at this rate, you do well for him. He.
Speaker 3:He's thinking about being miserable. This nigga ready to.
Speaker 1:Run through the wall right now. You know what grinds my gears Fucking sports. It's those fuckers.
Speaker 3:Just making all the money.
Speaker 1:You know, that's it. This nigga, just Okay. All right, nigga, all right. What are we talking about?
Speaker 2:I'm done with this, all right.
Speaker 1:I asked Devin this earlier, but what?
Speaker 2:are we talking about?
Speaker 1:here. I didn't give you my whole list, you just was mad. I put your man last, that's all, but that's bias. Rank these rappers. Dom, Son of a bitch. See what game, what game, what game. The fucking Pacers Bucks. What happened Fucking today? Halliburton won a score today.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm Fucking Vegas. The Rockets are banned From me ever betting on them Ever again. I ain't gonna lie. I'm not that mad Cause. I won last night, even though y'all told me Not to put the Browns. I didn't. I did something completely different and didn't send a ticket.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on. I didn't say hold on nigga See, hold on See.
Speaker 1:See, See. I barely got the ticket in the game started and I had to do it over because I was just about to start it so you put the ticket in at the game. What quarter it was? The first quarter. And you still didn't send it. The shit had already started Like the shit that I bet I didn't get it in. I had to change it and do another one and it kept going down. From there I was like ah nigga, I ain't even going to send this shit, probably don't even hit.
Speaker 1:It hit though you know it's all right, the days ain't the day man it may be tomorrow, tomorrow's college football, so I gotta figure that one out. Yo leave college alone. I ain't fucking with that college football shit, that's his shit. Leave college alone what was the question I was about to get into it. Alright, so rank these rappers.
Speaker 3:Wayne, I don't want Wayne Rake, these rappers, wayne Fab, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Okay, wayne Fab Jadakiss Lloyd Banks. Wayne Wayne Fab Jadakiss Lloyd Banks.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So Jadakiss will probably be first, fab Probably be second. Who was it again? Who you say first? I said Jadakiss, who you say first Jadakiss. Who did you just say was first Jadakiss and then Followed closely by Fab, the fuck. Then who Fab? Then who after Fab? Oh, it didn't, didn't look. Then Wayne's, then Wayne's not even On that list for me, cause you. Then who after Fab? Oh, it didn't, didn't look nice.
Speaker 3:Then Wayne's.
Speaker 1:Then Wayne is not even On that list for me, cause you know how I feel About that, so so so, consensus Cause you know he, he can't stand Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know that. I knew he was gonna Put that nigga on the list.
Speaker 1:So so he was mad Because I said Lloyd was last, that's not a bad thing, and he said Jadakiss shouldn't be over him I said it was a bad thing.
Speaker 1:You said Jadakiss should not be over him. Jadakiss will wrap circles around him. Nope, nope, I ain't got that happening. Oh my God, let me call up Jay right now. See what he thinks. It would be a good back and forth, but I still think Jadakiss will win. It's a little bit more versatile. No, I don't think there's no question at all. Overall, who got better music? Who has more music? Well, jadakit Ludacris, that's Ludacris. Lloyd Banks has more music. Lloyd Banks has better music. Okay, we're not going to do this tonight. We're not going to do it. It's 20s. Oh my God, yo y'all niggas In these bets, cause I like to win, relax man. I like to win, and this nigga's just upset.
Speaker 3:Anyway.
Speaker 1:You took your master win straight up, fuck no. I don't do that shit, no more.
Speaker 3:Cause you know better, I don't do that shit, no more you don't damn well, luka, don't play no defense.
Speaker 1:Alright, you wanna? I'll reveal my bets right now, here on the pot. Right here on the pot. Halliburton screwed it because I had him under 26.5 points in assists. That nigga got 27 total and the game's over. Fucking bitch Anyway. But everything else was still good. Everything else good so far. That motherfucker just fucked me Anyway. I can't believe y'all gonna put Jadakiss over Banks. Leave it Anyway what was the other question? Nigga, I'm too upset, just nigga.
Speaker 1:Nigga you should be upset. You couldn't even go to a fucking concert. The nigga didn't even come back. The nigga at the concert was like yeah, nigga, we're gonna, I just ain't gonna do that one. I ain't gonna do that. I said that the concert was like yeah, nigga, we gon. You know, I just ain't gon do that one.
Speaker 3:Money grab.
Speaker 1:I ain't gon do that one. You know I ain't feeling it. And he just never came back. I'm the one who got my money back. Y'all was the ones, nigga. I never bought my fucking ticket, nigga you the one who convinced us To buy them shit. So yeah, if Dom ain't buying, I bought it. We all said that we was going. I was going to go, but I was going to buy my shit. Who brought up the concert A couple days before I did?
Speaker 1:All right, I got my money back. I don't know what happened with your shit. That's right. They didn't give refunds. They only gave refunds to day one Lloyd fans. Mm-hmm, he ain't want to rob y'all blind Shit. I'm just saying that I got my refund. Good for you, bro Nigga. What was your other question? Oh, about how? Oh yeah, because of course you're going to like this topic, because this is the only shit that you talk about all day.
Speaker 2:That's not true.
Speaker 1:That's not true. That's not true. I'm well-versed, it's just I have a passion for that yeah, all right, all right yeah. So let's get the you know dog favorite topic about how certain females ain't shit. What certain females are you talking about? Females that think it's okay to get pregnant by another dude their ex, their babe dude and raise a child. You know, we've got to start calling it what it is man.
Speaker 2:It's these fucking simps man.
Speaker 1:You know you can't say simps on YouTube. You can't say simps. You can't say I don't know the other ones, but simps is one of them. You can't Like Twitch and shit. You can't use the word simp. It's hate speech. It's considered hate speech. How is that considered hate speech? But you can sit here and call me a nigger right now in my face and it's not hate speech. That's crazy. You cannot play in that this nigga still on it. It's over, nigga, you lost Hang it up. That was a new bet. Hang it up.
Speaker 3:You think Kyrie gonna get 24? No, it's already going.
Speaker 1:It's already going. I'm looking. You got two points. You think he gonna get 24? Yeah.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Or they gonna get blown out by 30. So you think Kyrie gonna score 24 points? Nope yes. I don't, and you thought the fucking, you thought the fucking Steelers was gonna win yesterday and I fucking told y'all Black asses that that wasn't gonna happen. No, you said you wasn't. It wasn't sure it wasn't a guarantee. Yes, that means it's unsure. Don't fucking do it.
Speaker 3:So would you bet on?
Speaker 1:Kyrie getting 24 or Jokic getting 24. Who you think Is more likely to get 24? You should do both of them, nigga. No, jokic is going to get 24 before Kyrie. You put Kyrie at 20. This nigga is a hater. Luka's not playing, nigga. Oh, you didn't say that.
Speaker 2:He did say that.
Speaker 1:I didn't hear him say that Shit. I'm putting him to win the game I do the shit right. The fuck now nigga. Hey Devin, don't follow Dominic's suicide bets. I mean you don't gotta hate what you mean, I'm not hatin'. That's some hatin' shit you doin' right now how that's hatin'. Anyway, nigga, what was you sayin', you know.
Speaker 3:You said you was talkin' about.
Speaker 1:You can't say simps, but the problem is simps going on in the world and shit. Yeah, you can't say simps, nigga, you can't say a lot of shit. But, yeah, the only reason that exists is because simps make that happen. Nigga, they make it happen, nigga. No, y'all didn't see the video of the girl that was talking about her husband, and let me find this motherfucking video. Nigga, you looked at the video I sent you? No, nigga, I'm talking about something else right now. I said did you look at it though? Nah, what video About the topic I just said? You sent me a video about that. Yeah, I sent you a video about that. I think it's on.
Speaker 1:On the gram. Let me see, I think it is on the gram you know what I mean?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I sent it to you on the gram.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on. It was the most funniest shit ever. It was the most funny. I couldn't fucking believe it. Oh, this one With the Girl with the green pants on.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:She was like I don't know what happened. I was drunk. He started touching me and I got.
Speaker 3:And I got wet.
Speaker 1:You got this joint. You got this joint. I don't wanna play this song. It ain't gonna sound good. Yeah, yeah, well, I think. How long is the video? I don't want to play this on you. It ain't going to sound good. Yeah, yeah, well, I think the what? How long is the video? I don't know nigga. Hold on, I'll play it. Oh God, get out, get out, get out.
Speaker 3:Say what you need to say, just get it out.
Speaker 1:That was definitely the most important thing I needed to tell you Okay, oh God, how did that happen? How are you pregnant? How are you pregnant? I?
Speaker 3:had sex. I'm going to tell you. So. You had sex with someone else. It was by accident.
Speaker 1:I was like baby, I was like baby, I don oh, wow, yeah, we're done, we're done.
Speaker 3:We're done.
Speaker 1:He started touching me kissing on me and I got wet. Well, that's it right there folks he said you could be the dad, though you could be the dad. That's it right there, folks, you can be the dad, though you can be the dad. That's it right there. Yo what you doing in that situation. Yo Me, no, I'll tell you what I'll do right now. Alright, two hoes at once. Man, two hoes at once. I don't get it. He's fucking. Two hoes At once.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's get back. I'm still leaving, but I'm definitely.
Speaker 3:I mean at that point, if you leaving, then you just living your life.
Speaker 1:I'm just living my life.
Speaker 2:But that's the, that's the very next thing.
Speaker 1:I'm doing Two hoes at once, man Like I'm just living my life, but that's the very next thing. I'm doing Two hoes at once, man Like. So I'm talking about what would be your immediate reaction.
Speaker 3:Like she'd say that to you.
Speaker 1:I don't think you got to be not paying attention. You get done like that. Nigga, when was you at?
Speaker 3:Oh, it's just so.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, nigga. First of all, nigga you, you on hoe shit. Right now. You living life like a hoe. That's what they do, just like a nigga, a man Outside living life, whoring you doing the same thing, you exhibiting whore behaviors Nah.
Speaker 2:I get. Nah, I get that.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, you be hard to catch me like that Nigga, I ask too many questions, yeah, but like, and I'm looking around and be like nigga, I smell whore. I know that I smell whore.
Speaker 3:Why are you out this late? I know that why do?
Speaker 1:you need to be out this late. I'm going to the girls' house sleeping over. No, you can sleep over here, you don't need to sleep. Happens. There is dick sucking and whorey. It's not happening. It's not happening. Not on my dime, not on my watch, nigga. No, I'm saying, like what would be your reaction in that situation? Like in that moment, like she told you she pregnant, but I never do what you doing. Have a nice life. You just said that, yeah, I'm gonna go. You gonna leave Expeditiously, you ain't gonna throw her out. Did I buy the room? Yeah, of course, they don't have any money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm putting her out, putting her out. Yeah, devin what you doing. What am I doing and what? Oh my God, yo pay attention. I am paying attention what you mean, what am I doing and what? Oh my God, yo pay attention. I am paying attention what you mean, what am I doing and what?
Speaker 1:In the same situation If my girl says she's pregnant and it's about another guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like she tell you in your face what, like? What's the reaction? I'm leaving. You're just going to turn around and leave. I'm out of there. There's no need to say why, how, if ain't, or about there's nothing to talk about. You carrying another guy's baby. What is there to talk about? I know how you got pregnant he fucked you and he came to you. What the hell? Why am I asking?
Speaker 3:questions that.
Speaker 1:I already know the answer to.
Speaker 3:You just trying to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 1:Next question I think you probably was going to say you suck his dick.
Speaker 2:Why does it matter? Why does it matter? Did he bend you over, dude? And that brings me to my next question. Why does it matter?
Speaker 1:Why do men always got to know the details of a woman cheating? I just want to know how much of a whore you are.
Speaker 2:At the end of the day.
Speaker 1:That's like a girl asking you nigga, did you take her out on a date? Oh my god, you took her out on a date. It's the same shit. You took her to our spot, our favorite spot, you took her to our favorite. You took her to the. You took her to uh, what's the fucking steakhouse? And shit that's across the United States. It's a steakhouse.
Speaker 3:Roof, chris, you took her to.
Speaker 1:Roof Chris. Yeah, took that bitch. Fine dining. Yeah, it's the same shit. So you think like asking detailed questions is like too much. You shouldn't. I mean, I guess most people do because they're curious, but like that shit don't help, I ain't that curious. It makes it worse.
Speaker 2:So is that like?
Speaker 1:is that like pride, making you ask those questions? I don't know what that is. It's just hurt feelings.
Speaker 3:Intrigue.
Speaker 1:It's like your brain is trying to rationalize the act, because it's hard for you to believe Bitch.
Speaker 1:I know damn well, Especially when you caught off guard, you'd be so like so, how, when, where? Because you're trying to figure out if you missed the sign. You're like bitch. When I went to the bathroom yeah, that quick, it's like that scene from Hot Tub Time Machine and when he called his wife that was still a child he was like you licked his balls, you sucked his toes, cry this shit, you whore. That's one thing I will say. I feel like, as a guy, you get that one heartbreak or that one chick to do you dirty. You just be like, yeah, I'm off that, that's all you need. That's all you need. You need that. One time you be like, yeah, I'm off that, what you mean, off what.
Speaker 3:Off all that shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah off all that girlfriend, shit, nigga. You be like, yeah, I'm not even Hold on. So you think one heartbreak will put you like off of being in a relationship period Not necessarily being in relationships, but it's going to put you in a mindset of like I'm not allowing this to happen again, like I'm not, mr Nice Guy, exactly Like none of that, yeah, but like You're going to be a completely different guy after. Yeah, just because you're a completely different person, don't mean that it's not going to happen again. But if it happens again, you already know what it is Like. You're not even going to be surprised at that point. A lot of people got to go through Go through that for them to realize and see the truth about people in general. Yeah, like women, nobody's, nobody's gonna be faithful to you.
Speaker 1:It's some dumb niggas that do it too. But that's, that's a girl, shit nigga. That's why there's so many tropes about the shit. Oh, he just keeps doing it over and over again and you're like yeah, I don't even think it's a woman thing, it's just a human thing. Human beings are not like you would say that one being with one person. No, I'm just saying in general Both sides. You need to stop. I told you you need to relax.
Speaker 3:It is, though, you need to relax.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying for both sides. It's like when the whole idea of Women cheat, guys cheat. No, human beings cheat, everybody cheat.
Speaker 3:And it's only cheating.
Speaker 1:It's only cheating because it's based off of the standard you're setting in your relationship. If you say our relationship is me and you build a life together, but it's not sexual, like we can do anything we want with other people, then that's not considered cheating.
Speaker 3:if you're with other people, Nigga who says that I'm just. That's what open relationships. Yeah, it's people.
Speaker 1:I know, but I'm just saying so. It's only cheating when you set that limit in your relationship and then you go out and you bring it Bunch of. So at the end of the day it just depends on who you with you know who you with you can be faithful to one person or sleep with just one person. So it's a human thing, everybody out here cheating, it ain't just one gender.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you ain't lying about that. It used to be. That's what they wanted.
Speaker 1:Yes, they get it. What did you tell you that it's just my is guys. No, women are cheating out here way more than guys, cuz it's easy for them to get ass.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's easy for them to cover it up.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You right by lot of girls Eating ass nowadays.
Speaker 3:I say, get at.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's easier For women to have sex Than it is for guys To have sex, yes, but a lot of girls Eating ass nowadays, though. When the fuck Did that couple Fucking trend like Girls eating ass? You know Somebody?
Speaker 2:made that shit Popular.
Speaker 1:Like why, is a lot of niggas liking their ass ate. It's the same thing when it became girls getting their ass ate.
Speaker 2:It became a thing. It became a thing Vice versa.
Speaker 1:And now it's slowly went towards guys getting their ass ate.
Speaker 2:Who started eating pussy, Nigga? That's the same shit, no shit.
Speaker 1:If I can go back shit. Bro, I remember story time, so I'm like the, so I'm like the adventures of Devin being a whore.
Speaker 3:Adventures of Devin being a whore. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:So what I was like.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what was going to be my theme song.
Speaker 1:I was like 12 or 13. And me and my cousin got into a hack Because we was trying to go to my grandmother's house and the hack driver was on the phone with his lady friend or whatever and she was like you gonna come eat my pussy tonight. He was like hell yeah.
Speaker 1:So I dropped him off and on my way over there, and me and my cousin in the back seat, like what the fuck? Like that's nasty. He was like young fella. I'm telling you right now, when you get older, you gonna be eating pussy. It's the best thing ever. And we just so disgusted by it. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Like, eat what, put your mouth where. And then it just became like a normal thing. But like back then it's just like you thinking about that shit, like ew, I'm never do that. I ain't eating no ass yo.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2:Probably dirty ass.
Speaker 1:That's what you're thinking about. Probably dirty ass, that's what you're thinking about?
Speaker 3:No, I'm not eating no ass, period Alright that's a good question.
Speaker 1:At the end of the day, what's off limits In your marriage? Y'all married, so what's off limits and what's not?
Speaker 2:I'm not eating, no ass.
Speaker 1:If you with one person, why can't you explore all those things with that one person? Well, we all know what he do. It's already been documented. Know what he do, it's already been documented. It said in the podcast, because nigga, that was a big ass. What the fuck when you said it the first time.
Speaker 2:I can't believe you said it while she was on there and he doing it to her.
Speaker 1:What the fuck you act like he said some shit that she don't know. No, no, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying that at all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not saying that, but I don't know, did something new get added to the plan? No, nigga. What's getting Nigga? No, no, I'm still on this. Why you won't eat ass. You said you're not eating ass. Why? Why should I? You know, I was gonna say I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 2:Say what Hand me the rum Say no, no Say, I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 1:Say what. Hand me the rope. Say what I was going to say something. I'm not going to say it. Say what. So okay, hand me that. So in a relationship, if you expect your partner to be the only one pleasing you and you are the only one pleasing her and she wants that done and that's your wife, do you want wanna say no, yeah, why?
Speaker 1:Cause I don't feel comfortable doing it. Okay, okay, hold on. So give me two women that's on your dream board. If you wasn't married, You'd be like yeah, nigga, I fucked them. Who Give me two? I'm right now Megan.
Speaker 2:Fox Okay.
Speaker 1:Definitely doing it. That's nigga. I think I'm right now. Yeah, you know cause she do that. She was in that. That one thing, uh, mm-hmm, damn, the wheel's suspended, nigga.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But no one's home.
Speaker 1:Alright Rihanna. So if Rihanna told you hey, you know, just want you to eat my ass. You not doing it, no, you're not doing it.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not doing it. You're a liar. I'm not doing it. This nigga's a liar. You would, you would? No, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1:Yes, you would.
Speaker 2:And don't nigga.
Speaker 1:Yeah you would, yeah, you would.
Speaker 2:I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1:So you're going to wash them butt cheeks, right? You know, looking at your old Rihanna light, if I, if I do it to Rihanna, I better have a Ferrari In the morning. Nigga, she's rich, she already. She let you drive hers. I don't wanna drive hers. Well, y'all I'm assuming y'all together At that rate, nigga, yeah, I better have a Ferrari In the morning, and Megan Fox too. Nigga, better have a Ferrari In the morning. Nuh, uh. Well, you, the morning Nigga, when you think that you, you never ate pussy from the back before.
Speaker 2:I have.
Speaker 1:You think that your tongue?
Speaker 2:is no, my tongue is not.
Speaker 1:No, because it's different.
Speaker 2:It's not different.
Speaker 1:It is so different. It's all different on how you approach it. See, y'all still be in that one position where you behind I go underneath like mechanic. What if they fall on you? Why would they fall on me? So she's right in your face. You don't think that whole. No, it's not. No, it's not going. No, no, that butthole has been on your chin, it hit your bottom lip.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like come on, bro, no hit your bottom lip yeah. No no no, no, it has not.
Speaker 1:It has not. I haven't even had a female sit on my face before, not that you liked like that. I have never had a female sit on my face that you liked like that. I'm completing the sentence for you. That's the problem. Got some living to do still. What you like, like that, I'm completing the sentence for you that's the problem Got some living to do. Still, what you mean got some living to do, it's just some shit I'm just not doing.
Speaker 2:I ain't talking about eating ass. I'm just talking about you sitting on my face.
Speaker 1:I don't need a woman sitting on my face. That's a good ass time, boy.
Speaker 3:Time has been had.
Speaker 1:You know what nigga you Time has been had. You know what nigga? You already showed your hand before nigga. You already showed your hand before you. Just don't remember doing it.
Speaker 2:What you mean showing my hand on what?
Speaker 1:Nigga? You said it before. It's funny because you said Rihanna. But, nigga, when we was playing that fucking dumbass game, nigga, who are you like? Rihanna? They said, uh, pick a celebrity that matches your type, or pick anybody that matches. It was not even celebrity, it was just like anybody. Yes, that message is tight and they might went around the table and basically you pick rihanna and they might look at you like Ridley Julius.
Speaker 3:That's your type, rihanna.
Speaker 1:He gonna eat that ass too. He still don't understand why that shit was a problem. No, I get, I get why the shit was a problem.
Speaker 2:He just doesn't care.
Speaker 1:It was like you did not have to. You did not. We could have known that. Like, how could I put this? You could have put a little bit more effort to make it as close to your woman as possible.
Speaker 2:Oh, so let me get this straight.
Speaker 1:So he said like oh, yeah, yeah, so hold on, let me pick up. Nigga Rihanna was like the furthest thing From your actual woman. Like the furthest Not going down that road.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:First of all, nigga, we don't even do this, no more. So you can say whatever you want, nobody watches this. We don't even do this, no more. You can say whatever you want, nobody watches this shit. You don't even be posting this shit.
Speaker 2:I know you don't post shit, this one.
Speaker 3:I am. Oh, that's fine. I'm posting the rest of them now what's wrong?
Speaker 1:Nothing I said is bad. It's just the case yeah, it's old.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's old.
Speaker 1:Completely, they like, deferred this from each other. But again, nigga, I ain't having this conversation.
Speaker 3:But you gotta also Think about it though.
Speaker 1:What celebrity Would I pick? What celebrity, yeah, what celebrity you gonna pick? You want me to say that? Then we definitely Not posted this. I can't hear shit now. Oh, that's in my bag, but, um, yeah, now you. Now you trying to start some shit.
Speaker 2:No, no, leave it at that. Leave it at that. Now you trying to start, what celebrity will who pick?
Speaker 1:He said which celebrity should he have picked? Then If you? Feel that yeah, shut up.
Speaker 3:Now he trying to start some shit, shut up.
Speaker 1:Shut up. I tell you I didn't like it.
Speaker 2:I tell you Shut up.
Speaker 1:Shut, Shut up, Shut up, Like I don't what's the? I don't remember if the card said celebrity.
Speaker 3:Maybe a Keebler elf Maybe a Keebler elf Wow.
Speaker 1:Maybe, a Keebler elf.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:She gonna choke your ass.
Speaker 3:She gonna choke you.
Speaker 1:Maybe Oompa Loompa, that's probably that's the closest you'll have right there. Right there, it's getting close to December nigga.
Speaker 3:You better be careful.
Speaker 1:At the end of the day, you did what the game said to you, but it was just like Nigga he. There's moments where he just swears he doesn't know what's going on. It was just too far of a. No I just know how to play the game. No, no.
Speaker 2:Everybody picks you. No, no.
Speaker 1:See because y'all didn't see, y'all only looking at one mindset. What mindset is that? What were we looking? At so like all right, let's just say Wait before you say that, I'm going to give a context for people who listen. You were already in hot water. Yeah, like always, but again he don't have hot water because you were already in hot water it was already a situation where she said that you, she is not your type.
Speaker 1:That night she said it out loud, she literally said that that night and then you literally proceeded Later on in that night To pick somebody on the complete Opposite spectrum.
Speaker 3:Of her.
Speaker 1:He's right. Who was he supposed to pick Besides Rihanna?
Speaker 3:Who else? That was the only answer, I guess.
Speaker 1:Who was he supposed to pick? Like all I would say. I think it was so shocking because it was just like how many Rihanna's have you dated? If we're saying it's your type, it has to. And everybody you have dealt with was nowhere near Rihanna, even if even if we're just talking about like stature around- three slim tall round taller woman round three. You said slim, rihanna tall how tall is. Rihanna. I don't think she that tall.
Speaker 2:Google tell me how tall Rihanna.
Speaker 1:I said taller woman. If a woman is above 5'6, it was a whole method. It's a whole method to the madness. Oh yeah, she 5'8 yeah that's what I said. Rihanna's on the taller side. He like him, he like him tall, so it's a method To the madness. Like the Amazonians. What's the method? The method of the madness is you make them mad.
Speaker 1:They leave you alone Get to play the game. The method of the, I couldn't pick no celebrity that's gonna be like equivalent to that cause. Then I wanna get that like oh, you think I look like that. You think I'm that big?
Speaker 2:no, I'm not even saying that I had to pick somebody that matched your partner, because a lot of times nobody is with people.
Speaker 1:See, that's the thing that kills me. When people say I want this, that and the fourth, it never matches the person you wit, like your type. When people say that describe their type, they're not actually describing their actual, real type. They describing the superficial version of what they think they would want. Yeah, but every time you look at the person that they actually get with or be with or sleep with. It never adds up to the attributes that they talking about. I'm a circle back to that.
Speaker 1:But the question is but the question was, it wasn't about your physical type, it was about a celebrity crush. No, the fuck it wasn't. Was it a celebrity crush? I could have sworn it was your type. I don't know for sure it was some shit like that, because I definitely wouldn't have picked fucking Amber Riley if we was talking about Celebrity.
Speaker 2:Crush.
Speaker 1:It was some shit, to where the clear answer wasn't Rihanna, nigga. And you said Rihanna Okay, I swear it was a type, because I would not have picked Amber Riley if we was talking about Celebrity.
Speaker 3:Crush.
Speaker 1:But that's not a secret, nigga, because she said that multiple times that she's not your type. Yeah, multiple times that she's not your type. She acknowledges that it's actually pretty funny. I was sorry, Rihanna too, I don't even remember who the fuck you picked? You picked some type of Instagram model? No, he didn't. He picked what's her name? The chick from Fast and the Furious? No, he did not. I could have swore he picked some Instagram model Probably did. And then that was like oh yeah, I fought with. That's not about right.
Speaker 2:I swear it was an Instagram model.
Speaker 1:I could have sworn. It was that what?
Speaker 2:was that it was not.
Speaker 3:What's that?
Speaker 1:name. They're like the like she played in Atomic Blonde. Oh, I did say Charlize Theron didn't.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what we said I said like 30-year-old Charlize Theron. We got to be kidding.
Speaker 2:She said 30.
Speaker 1:I mean, I still take a noun, but it's not fair to me. I think I lost everything. All right, so piggybacking off that, do we really believe types exist? No, Type shit. I think once you get older you start looking for an experience.
Speaker 2:Like the whole. I need a guy that's over six foot tall, handsome, charismatic.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're talking about women Hold up. That whole spill is just like regurgitated. When women actually say what their type is, it's never that. That's just like the build-a-nigger profile that they always put out there. You got me fired up now man, how many baby daddies you? There.
Speaker 2:You got me fired up. Now how?
Speaker 1:many baby daddies you got. You got one, two. How tall, oh, he was 5'7". Look here, man Bro, if people really said what their type actually was.
Speaker 2:It's not people nigga or women.
Speaker 1:It would not match.
Speaker 1:First of all, here's a stereotypical over six foot. Here's a stereotypical Over six foot this, this, this and this. Here's my actual Discern, my actual market research that I've done Over the past ten years. Every girl that says they want this and they want that, when you see they ex, they ex don't look Nothing like that. Never, not once, not once have they ex been. Oh yeah, and all the other girls be like yeah, nigga, cuz you right, cuz you good. Because you know why? No, you wonder why, wonder why? Because the girls don't actually look like that, so they can't get a nigga that looks like that. It's gotta be a fair exchange to some point.
Speaker 1:Usually niggas be with people that's closer to them or somewhere near them or them. Niggas just was like ah, fuck it, man, I just like you for you. Yeah, because if they got like a five, if they got like a 10 list system, they're going to pick like A. What Like all these qualities? Like they got a list of 10 qualities that they might get a guy for. Did you say a 10 list? What the fuck is a 10? Go ahead 10 list system.
Speaker 1:So they're going to pick. Oh, 10 list system, yeah, so they're going to pick, probably like, oh, he got four out of five, that's cool. All right, man, they ain't getting none of that shit. I'm telling you right now, nigga, if they had the body, they wanted the money. They wanted the fucking. What else they want? It? The, the, the, the fucking. What else they want? I don't know, nigga, what else they want. They wouldn't even talk to the nigga that they think they want six feet, six figures.
Speaker 2:They want the triple six, six feet, six figures that nigga don't want them?
Speaker 1:no, because if he does have that, he six cars if he does have that, he's probably nine times out of ten he's not gonna want them, because they don't want to give this nigga nothing in return. They just want to show up how they are and then niggas be like yo, I ain't for that, so they don't get it. There you go. Well, I don't know. Is this nigga just going his own again? What is he doing? Of course, I'm waiting for y'all to finish. I can't put him out.
Speaker 3:Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 1:So Bottom line, they ain't getting it. They getting that If I was saying what I wanted to say.
Speaker 2:I'm going to guess.
Speaker 3:When a lot of people don't.
Speaker 1:A lot of people fail to realize this, like the people that they claim they like don't like them, except for a nigga. We know that we're not delusional Like I could say. I want to date a Victoria's Secret model, nigga, but I have to actually get a Victoria's Secret model. That we know that we probably can't get a Victoria's Secret model. They don't know they can't get Michael B Jordan or a nigga that's on the street that look like Michael B Jordan, that has a lot of money or fucking six figures and is 60 tall. They don't actually know that that nigga doesn't like you because you're a hard five. They don't know that. They just think that you know, yes, that's my man and you know, yeah, he gonna talk to me. And usually the fucking more five-inch and belows or the mid-fives nigga, they're usually the most aggressive ones. No, ain't that right Devin? Come here, bitch, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm serious every time they've been aggressive, nigga, they've been hard fives or pretty much big as shit. I got punched in the chest before by a bitch in Vegas, or Pretty much Big and shit. I got punched in the chest before by Bitchin Vegas. Bitchin Vegas punched me in my chest, nigga. And she was so short I couldn't see her, didn't even see her. I just noticed somebody punched me in my chest. I was like what the fuck? I looked down. She's like yeah, yeah. I said nah, bitch you crazy, get the fuck out of my face. But she was a hard. She was probably below five.
Speaker 2:She was probably about four and a half. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What trip was this?
Speaker 1:I was with her brother oh that's good.
Speaker 2:So die laughing.
Speaker 1:This is about to be the birth of the straight RodnoFlex podcast rating system. We need to put a face to these numbers. Who are we saying is a 10? Face-wise, they famous 10, yeah, somebody, everybody would know who's a 10. That's something real. 10's out here. D.
Speaker 2:Who would you in your book? Who would be a?
Speaker 1:10? Sukiyama, your book, of course, ratchet. Ass oh why she got me in that book. I was joking.
Speaker 2:No, you wasn't. I wasn't so joking. I was joking, that's because you like that shit.
Speaker 1:He really liked that shit. That's why.
Speaker 2:Say it all 10?
Speaker 1:Yeah, who would be a 10? Nah, because them niggas in the real world ain't like them. Andrew J and Jolie, somebody Like when Charlize Theron in 2005. Megan Fox Transformers. Megan Fox Jesus Alright who's the 9? Yeah, I mean, she still look good now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. Alright so Megan Fox 10.
Speaker 1:Who's a 9? Who's a 9? People don't think we racist.
Speaker 3:You need a black 10. Beyonce.
Speaker 1:All right, so you said I think Kelly Rowland is better. Yeah, she does look better than Beyonce Kelly Rowland is better than Beyonce. That's why yeah, I'll put Kelly Rowland like in a 10., so rolling, like in a 10. So alright. So Megan Fox, kylie rolling 10. Beyonce is 9. Who's 8? Rihanna, or is Rihanna in a 9? She between that 8 and 9, right, yeah, she's a tweener.
Speaker 3:That one's a tweener, alright, so who's?
Speaker 1:8? 8. Megan Good, can we agree on that? We agree on that one Damn.
Speaker 3:I gotta stay in black bitches.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:She could be higher though, too. 7 Poop Sexy Red Nigga. Sexy Red is a fucking 4. First of all nigga. Are we Lotto? Okay, I can nigga.
Speaker 3:Lotto. Okay, I can get a lotto at seven Six Ice Spice.
Speaker 1:Ice Spice is a little weird she look weird. She look even more weird than that.
Speaker 2:She look weird.
Speaker 1:That shit look bad. She live no weeks.
Speaker 2:I don't want to put Ice Spice in six, why not she?
Speaker 1:look weird. That's because that was epic nigga that shit look bad.
Speaker 3:She ain't lift no weights. All right, I don't think, I don't want to put Ice Spice in six.
Speaker 1:Why not? You think? She look weird, Nah she think she should be like five she trash man. All right, I need somebody for a six. There's so many women, y'all just like.
Speaker 3:Taylor.
Speaker 1:Swift Taylor.
Speaker 3:Y'all just like Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, nah, I'm playing. They got him.
Speaker 1:I'm joking, I'm not reading the white women, sorry.
Speaker 2:Damn, he is racist.
Speaker 1:I don't deal with the fucking.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 1:So we only doing like Nah, y'all can. If you want to put Taylor Swift as a sixth, then go ahead.
Speaker 2:Oh we I ain't Hannah. Montana Bro Hannah.
Speaker 3:Montana.
Speaker 1:Bro, shia LaBeouf, miley Cyrus, bro, really.
Speaker 3:Seriously, who's the six?
Speaker 1:I was gonna say Up there in the numbers Six is hard nigga.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Who do you, who do you think Is slightly above average? I'm gonna google Average looking women, average looking famous women. Oh shit, oh you being-. Let's see what comes up you being very disrespectful. Jess Alarius, average looking famous women, that's crazy. You said that. No, I was thinking Jess Alarius, not a six, just a lawyer. It's not a six. I mean, she a Baltimore six. Yeah, that's probably yeah, before the BBL or after the BBL. She ain't got no BBL. Y'all lying. No, she actually did. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:Who was that?
Speaker 1:Her cousin, her sister, that put her whole photos and shit out there. Her post-op photo yeah, that was her friend, it was somebody. Don't lie bitch here. It is Damn Average looking actresses.
Speaker 3:They got Scarlett Johansson on Hanson on here, hillary Duff nigga, that used to be my ugg. That was the first white woman that I had a crush on, boy. Do you see her now?
Speaker 2:Do you see her? Now in the gym nigga, that was the first white woman, do you see?
Speaker 1:Hillary Duff in the gym. Nigga, that was the first white woman I had a crush on. You're crazy. That thing is thingin' boy. You know what? Movie I watched her in when I was younger. I kept Rewind that bitch Casper. She was in that Casper movie. That was the first white woman Hold on.
Speaker 3:What part are you fucking?
Speaker 1:Rewinding all the time In the fucking Casper movie, the whole movie.
Speaker 3:Because it had Hilary Duff in it.
Speaker 2:How old is Hilary Duff now?
Speaker 1:I don't know she's 37, nigga she's only two years older than me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So you put Hilary Duff at a six. Nah, I wouldn't disrespect her.
Speaker 2:They said she's average. I just said who?
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah that list, yeah, that list. I don't know where they got this list from, because Hilary Kim Kardashian as a 7? 6.
Speaker 3:As a 6?.
Speaker 1:We want 6. No, nigga, christina Aguilera, she's 5 too. Let me get off this. Christina Aguilera is bad. Back then, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I know what the fuck you're talking about. Back then, burlesque.
Speaker 2:Christina Aguilera Tyra.
Speaker 1:Banks. Now she's still bad. 6? Have you seen her? She's still bad. Have you seen her?
Speaker 3:She's not bad, no more, let me get her for you, vivica Fox.
Speaker 1:There you go. Vivica Fox 6. Who's a 5?
Speaker 3:Vivica Fox Independence.
Speaker 1:Day 6 Young Vivica, young Vivica, that an Independence.
Speaker 2:Day six Young Vivica, no, not a six.
Speaker 1:Young Vivica, that's a ten. Young Vivica was not a six.
Speaker 3:This Carrie.
Speaker 1:Vivica and some anglers be like ooh.
Speaker 2:Geico commercial Vivica.
Speaker 1:So that's unfair. We're going to have to take her when she was hot. Cool Vivica. Yeah, we're going to take her when she was hot, All right, Shit. So we still got to come up with a six who is above average.
Speaker 3:Cardi B.
Speaker 1:Who would somebody you look at be like?
Speaker 2:oh she's hot no, Nicki Minaj.
Speaker 1:Nicki Minaj Okay, yeah, that's a six. Or Remy Ma, that'd be like a five. Nigga, that deep ass place alone. Put her ass down in fives. She might shoot you, nigga. Remy used to be a holy nigga.
Speaker 2:I'd shoot that bitch.
Speaker 1:Talk about she might shoot you. I'd shoot that bitch. Why's it so hard to figure out a six that's famous? Just somebody, that somebody could be a no. We're going to have to go low low.
Speaker 2:Cherokee Diaz.
Speaker 1:I just think that y'all Bro, not with porn stars, bro. Why not? Because it has to be somebody that's not watching porn with no, not all young niggas know about Cherokee, because she's fucking old.
Speaker 2:Steve Harvey daughter Lori.
Speaker 1:I would slap you right now. I don't think she a crazy 10, but she ain't no damn 6. That's disrespectful and I don't even like what she doing to the people out here and niggas and shit like that. Yeah, you bugging. Kiki Palmer, lady Gaga, kiki Palmer, she's a six. Kiki Palmer is a six, she's a six. I seen Kiki Palmer, she's a six. She's above average. She's not ugly at all, she's above average. Five. One, 2, 3, 4, which Kiki Palmer is a 5, 5, not Akili and the B nigga. Why would I nigga?
Speaker 2:Kiki Palmer. She's older than me anyway.
Speaker 1:Kiki Palmer at her best is above average. She's a 6 in my opinion, sure so you say a five. Okay, I say six, you say five. What you say, I'll meet the.
Speaker 3:I say six.
Speaker 1:I'll meet at a six, so who? Alright. So who's A five? Sukiana Bro, stop saying these ratchet ass women, bro. We not talking about no Cardi? No, none of those, why not? Who's a five? I'm looking now, man. I don't know who the fuck these white people are on this screen. Glorilla, glorilla, glorilla, doja Cat. Nah, she kind of look good before she go crazy. She used to yeah, before she go crazy. All right, so who? Who would you say, has a five? Average Serena Williams, there you go. Okay, yeah, all right Four.
Speaker 2:Michelle.
Speaker 1:Obama, would it be also five? No, okay, all right nigga. Hold on Hold on Hold, on Hold, on Hold, on Hold on hold on hold, on Hold, on hold, on Hold, on hold on Nigga.
Speaker 2:No one's, no one's holding.
Speaker 1:No one's holding a gun to your head, nigga Nah Taking that bait?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no one's you.
Speaker 1:Out of ten nigga Taking that bait. Yeah, exactly yeah, that's what the fuck I thought Now Moving on Uh. Four, do we need to go Lower? Yeah, exactly yeah, that's what the fuck I thought. Now moving on Four, do we need to go lower than four? Whoopi Goldberg.
Speaker 2:Whoopi's a two, whoopi's a two Whoopi's, a two Whoopi don't even give a fuck, nigga.
Speaker 1:Whoopi's a goddamn two.
Speaker 2:Whoopi like a four.
Speaker 1:When they was doing that interview. Whoopi and she was talking about how she was just fucking, fucking niggas and just leaving them alone. Who the fuck fucking?
Speaker 3:Whoopi.
Speaker 1:Who the fuck fucking Whoopi right now. Yeah, nigga Herkabai do is not a fucking four. Julius bro, you about to get bad from this conversation. Gabourey Sidibe, who the fuck is that Precious? Oh?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. We can go lower than that. She like it too, nigga, I'm trying, I'm trying, I want to hear your list lower than that, Lower than her Nigga there is.
Speaker 2:There is.
Speaker 1:What's that comedian lady? No, I know who it's for. I know who it's for.
Speaker 3:I know who it's for.
Speaker 1:The elementary school bitch With the big eyes? Yeah, four, four. Who are you talking about? School bitch With the big eyes? Yeah, four, who, four. The who who you talking about? I'm looking for somebody specific. Yeah, her name is oh shit.
Speaker 2:Come on foul.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. Her name is Quinta. Who it's? Quinta? Quinta Brunson nigga.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:Yep, he's right. Yep, What'd you give her?
Speaker 3:Yeah, she a four.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she a four yeah.
Speaker 3:Where's the other one at nigga?
Speaker 1:You talking about the lady that played the principal. Nah nigga, she like a five.
Speaker 3:I give her a six.
Speaker 1:The principal. Yeah, it just depends on how her makeup is done. But she, it took me a minute to get used to her face. It was something off about her, not Brunel.
Speaker 3:No, not Brunel. Who not Brunel? No, not Brunel.
Speaker 1:Who this is. Oh, um, this one. Who the fuck is this? I forgot her name, ain't it right there? Nah, it ain't in her name, ain't right there? This her, though. Let's go to SNL. Cast she on SNL. Yeah, oh, leslie Jones. Yeah, leslie Jones. I'm about to say.
Speaker 1:There, you go right there and Leslie Jones is what Lower than Precious they up there? I mean, nobody's like a one though. Yeah, if Whoopi not a one, then it ain't. Oh, my god, that's famous too. Yeah, nigga, you can't be, you can't be, you can't be so, but so much you can't be, so you can't be too ugly and be famous. It's just not gonna work. Yeah, nah, you gotta be. At least Somebody, gotta at least Be able to look at you Ones, you just put a Plastic bag. So why you make this list for nigga? Because we kept talking about um, who the fuck y'all was.
Speaker 2:We was rating somebody and I was just like oh him him, him, he was talking about his.
Speaker 1:hey, how he not eating ass. I can't even get it out. Yeah it was right and I'm like all right. So people need to know when we say at a five, somebody can picture Still not doing it. Anyway, nigga, this, nigga, a lot Like in your life, what's the highest number you was with. What's this it says? We as guys, we know Al Because you was saying them fives are aggressive. They are. That's what I was saying. So we need to figure out they are very, very aggressive.
Speaker 1:So, the lower it go, the more nasty shit they do and the more aggressive they are. So, in your opinion, out of your life, what's the highest you got, what's the highest you pulled? I got to think now 7, 7 Does it count if they like you? What, wait, what Cause I ain't really. I found out late and I'm like damn nigga, then you ain't really I found out late and I'm like damn nigga Then you ain't pulled them.
Speaker 3:That's how my new actually pulled.
Speaker 1:I mean, I guess, all right, we can say that, because I could have did it if I'd have known. Oh, hand me the bottle, hand me the bottle, I need the refill. You ain't going to introduce what we're drinking today. We are drinking Kenichi rum XO. It's artisan, artisanal nigga Double.
Speaker 1:It has medicinal properties and it's bottled in France, bitch, oh wait. But yeah, nigga, yeah. So I say like I'm trying to think of the old nigga, oh, yeah. So I say I say like, uh, I'm trying to think of the old nigga, ooh, oh yeah. So I say a good seven and a half eight, because I'm holding out there man, who, who, who, who, who.
Speaker 1:You don't know him, I don't know him, you don't know him. Oh, you don't Shit nigga, what you? What on nigga, because she kind of booked me. Are we talking about just straight looks or are we talking about overall? I don't count ass and body as looks.
Speaker 2:So I don't, that's a physical attraction, so that's part of looks. Yeah, so you're just talking about face cards, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because it's some justifications that's been made out here for some ass that look like ass. So some justifications that's been made out here for some ass that look like ass.
Speaker 2:So we ain't talking about that.
Speaker 1:So a lot of justifications for that and it's cool, nigga, but I'm just saying you cannot be like yeah, nigga, no, we not making justifications for that. So at the end of the day, most people, the average nigga, is pulling a seven at best, maybe eight, eight, yeah, maybe eight.
Speaker 3:You ain't getting no ten Nigga.
Speaker 1:The, what you call it. In Vegas, that Manny scared away, the one that talked to me she would like that, yeah, but but she was scared away. But, we don't know If that was a two. She wasn't a two. How you? You don't know if that was a toot. She wasn't a toot, nigga.
Speaker 2:How you, you don't know that Nigga, they wasn't even from there.
Speaker 1:Everything that Manny was talking to was a toot. They was some sweet. No, no, no, they wasn't talking to him, nigga. Remember, they came to talk to me because of the friend and this nigga scared. Well, he scared, well, he ain't scared in a way, but he was rude to the friend and the friend started fucking, being like you know, she turned into an angry bag woman and then she was just like I'm like what the fuck going on? And it was him because he was just you know, I ain't dealing with that bitch. Well, if that's the case, I was at like an 8 or 9. So you said the highest you pulled was 8 or 9? Or are you talking about the work? What are you talking about? No, I'm not really thinking about eight or nine.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't. Yeah, you count every situation. Oh, you talk this nigga here, see you ate her ass? No, I didn't. I said you would have nigga. No, I wouldn't. I said you would have Nigga. No, I wouldn't. Yeah, you would have this. Nigga's a fucking liar. Nigga's a liar.
Speaker 3:Anyway.
Speaker 1:That's the first time I seen this nigga Wine and dine he the wine and dine the fuck out that ass. Cause she knew he was swimming out his league Wine and dine the fuck out that ass.
Speaker 3:That nigga done be like tasty when you get one that you feel like it's above anything before-. I did not wine and dine that. Yes, you did, nigga.
Speaker 1:When you get that Just because we went out with y'all once, it's not wine and dining. I was already doing that before we even do that Exactly nigga.
Speaker 3:Nigga, just because you was already doing so, you can stay in it nigga.
Speaker 1:No, I did not have to do that. Okay, everybody runs into some shit. He be making a scene, like the women that look good, he can just treat them like shit.
Speaker 2:He know he can.
Speaker 1:Okay, look, I'm gonna say this Everybody had a moment where they done ran into some shit, pulled some shit, got in that shit and was like how the fuck did I do that? Yeah, and then you realize like Damn, maybe I need to start doing some extra shit to keep that, because you know, once you start going places, niggas be looking at you like, yeah, bitch, we waiting, they're like damn.
Speaker 3:I got one on my hands.
Speaker 1:Bitch, we waiting. Go ahead, fuck this up. We gonna be right there, nigga, at the end of the day. Soon, as you walk outside, what do you hear At the end of the day, a lot of motherfuckers Don't know what they have Until they get that Outside validation. I had two. One is One in the early age, when that don't count If you catch a bitch before she mature then, you just got in on the ground level. It's a bunch of niggas that probably have Beyonce and all of them yeah on the ground floor.
Speaker 3:They ain't got they maturations.
Speaker 2:You know what I?
Speaker 1:mean.
Speaker 3:That don't count?
Speaker 1:That don't count at all, but at the end of the day my whole point was it's like we know how niggas shoot at, what we can shoot at. You got some people that's gonna shoot at everything is that the same trip. Some people gonna shoot at everything, no matter what yeah?
Speaker 1:on my end too. Like they gonna shoot at everything, no matter what, like you know you not hitting that they gonna shoot at everything. You got some people that be like. I'm only gonna shoot at the people that I know I can get or that show me interest or I know that likes me, and it's the horse that they pick.
Speaker 3:Is that really Considered a whore?
Speaker 2:This nigga here.
Speaker 1:Is that really considered a whore, if you?
Speaker 2:just shoot that which you know, that you can get.
Speaker 1:I was making a joke, but this nigga here, it just made me think of what this motherfucker said. I don't remember saying that At that day-round party nigga, what he just said reminded me of that, because you said exactly that that night. You look at him, what I don't remember. What are you talking about? Okay, so I'm going to say it Go ahead.
Speaker 1:This nigga, we sitting at the table and shit, here you go. He like see Talking to his lady. See, look over there. You see them, motherfuckers over there. Yeah, yeah, they went over there because they fucking with the fat bitches.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do remember when I told you this story and they went over there cause they fucking with the fat bitches. Yeah, they fucking with the fat bitches.
Speaker 1:And they know they couldn't get nothing else tonight. So they fucking with the fat bitches. This nigga. I said, holy shit, one thing. Look at his face. I don't remember saying it. Why would you say that though?
Speaker 2:One thing.
Speaker 1:I will say One thing.
Speaker 2:I will say no cause you don't know the backstory behind that.
Speaker 1:There's a backstory behind it, yeah because it was a question that was asked to me by her, so that's why I said what I said. Why the fuck?
Speaker 2:was this earlier in the day, nigga?
Speaker 1:We're going based off of Dom's definition of the rating scale when we said face only there's some fat bitches, if that's the way we want to call it that got some grade A faces, some great face cards. Yeah, like Oprah Nigga Shut the fuck up. I'm being dead serious, bro. Like Jasmine Sullivan, is she big now? I don't know, she was big.
Speaker 2:She lost weight.
Speaker 1:She's still considered a BBW, though.
Speaker 3:She's not skinny anyway.
Speaker 2:What does she look?
Speaker 1:like Let me see Bad, not in a bad way, but good way.
Speaker 2:Weight does not determine.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of big women that's out here. That's beautiful and they look even better if they weren't fat, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3:They will be more attractive to people. Have you seen?
Speaker 1:transformations.
Speaker 2:They will be more attractive to people who like smaller women.
Speaker 1:They look better period. So is Lizzo ugly To me. Where's Lizzo on the ranking? Don't, don't show.
Speaker 3:I'm, literally, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1:Lizzo in the ranking scale was four, five. Yeah, I was gonna say five, but about five yeah five average you can list five other big girls that's like prettier than Lizzo. Yes, I can you know he can.
Speaker 3:I can. I just you know he can nigga, I can nigga, I know he can.
Speaker 1:I know average day girls that look better than her. Let me hear this Give me five Nigga I seen one when I used to work at Rite Aid. She was big as shit, but she looked good Give me five, give you five. Yeah, give me five, i'ma show you five. I can show you five. Give me five. That's what he said. Nigga, i'ma show you five, while he find those five, nigga.
Speaker 3:Yeah nigga.
Speaker 1:They you know what I mean they big. I don't know why you say Oprah though nigga. Oh no, I was just, I was just geeking, let me see that. Does she not look better than Lizard E this nigga? This nigga pulling out? Though Holy, what you got there, sir. That's no, you ain't just Nigga say something. Why the fuck you? Let me see it.
Speaker 1:Let's see, let's see what we got here, hit a zoom in. Okay, just go through the pictures. She got like Close up. Oh, just Okay, nigga, she don't look If she don't look better Than Lizzo. Nigga, they over there looking like sisters nigga. So they on it. Oh yeah, this one's better. Yeah, nigga, if she lost about 100 pounds, she already looked better than Lizzo in this picture. To me he's right, nigga, I don't know what you're talking about. He's right, that's just a regular person. Lizzo is average bro. So you say that our five is developed? No, no, I'm just it was average bro. So you say now five is developed? No, no, I'm just saying Give me five. Five celebrities is five people. I can give you five people. You want celebrities? I think that'd be more difficult, probably. I think that'd be more difficult. And he got the BBW championships. You ever seen those? It's called? They got the plus size models. That's the BBW championships. Hold on. I wanted to show you something I wanted to like get you a picture or something.
Speaker 1:Now a word from our sponsors. Today, we are nigga. Do you got a topic to talk about? Oh, yeah, I do have. Today, we are Nigga. Do you got a topic to talk about? Uh, oh yeah, I do have. Um, nah, but actually, yeah, I do. But we can circle back. It's just considered fat If you're above 200 pounds. You fat For a woman, you goddamn right, you are. So if she's, that's what. I'm just saying Like, if you accident, that's. Oh yeah, nigga.
Speaker 1:Nigga don't know girl, unless unless that girl is six, seven. You don't need to be no fucking two, nothing, nigga don't need to start with two shit, nigga. This is yes, nigga. Yes, she's fat. Okay, you should look better than this, though, oh wait let me look NA nigga NA Not available. My feelings are not available.
Speaker 1:No I did not say I love Lizzo. He said I love the Lizzo. He saw that ass Picture and just Forever stuck with him. Feelings are not available. No, I did not say I love Lizzo. He said I love the Lizzo. He saw that ass picture and just forever stuck with him.
Speaker 1:I didn't realize now that you asked me that is she fat? Is Ashley Graham not better than Lizzo? She is. That's a plus size model. Right there, precious Lee looks better than Lizzo too. I don't know what that is. That's a plus size model, right there. Precious Lee looks better than Lizzo too. I don't know what that is. Yeah, I mean, I never heard of Precious Lee. No, no, I was going to make a. Yeah, like it's a bunch of plus size models that look better than Lizzo. Yeah, and being a plus size model is like being a sumo wrestler. You know, you just got to do, do all type of shit, man. You don't really got to do nothing but eat Live life.
Speaker 3:She's a model, bro, that's all you need to know she's signed she's assigned.
Speaker 1:How come ain't no plus size male models when they at man? Cause they don't. They don't give a fuck about us.
Speaker 3:They don't give a fuck about y'all?
Speaker 1:They don't care we can pull something though we can pull something.
Speaker 1:You'll be surprised about the women that Us big niggas be pulling out here. Oh shit, I forgot Single man right here Out in the world, the wilderness. About the women that us big niggas be pulling out here. Oh shit, I forgot Single man right here out in the world, the wilderness. I'm just saying You'll be surprised. And the horse you got some Like. Just how like. You got people who love BBWs, beautiful big women. You got women who like bigger guys. That's true, there's a lot of them. They definitely like bigger guys too. When they got some meat on them, they love it Because you don't want to be in a fucking competition with them.
Speaker 1:And this our season. Right here, we're starting to get cold outside. This nigga said this our season Nigga you're not snuggling up with nothing Due to what you say. I'm not saying that, nigga, you're not snuggling up with nothing Due to what you say, I'm not saying that, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I cut everybody off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, due to what you say, I'm not saying that I cut everybody off.
Speaker 3:For how long? For how long? For how long?
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3:I feel like I'm that's saying a lot of no brush it, brush it.
Speaker 1:I feel like I'm in the phase now where it's like I'm transitioning out of like oh, this is new, I want to do X, y, z. To like I'm tired of it at this point. So you done being a whore, would you say, for right now, who said I was a whore? But yeah, this nigga, I'm done, I'm done. What you mean? Is that not what's going on this nigga? I'm done just having casual situations.
Speaker 2:This nigga.
Speaker 1:I'm done with casual sex. I'm done with casual situations. Sure.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:Isn't that what you wanted? That ain't about what I want. Nigga, Stop being a whore.
Speaker 2:Don't know what the fuck he wants.
Speaker 1:He sent me a whole video, like it was a fucking intervention. Look man, you know they all here trapping niggas. Man, I wonder if I still got. If that video is still on Instagram, it could be.
Speaker 3:Bro, he sent me a whole. He sent me a whole. He dropped a crack pipe, a video, bro.
Speaker 1:AKA A video saying what A whore's intervention I did. I don't, yeah, I did, though he. It's right here. You need to relax here you are a whore.
Speaker 2:Send this to someone who is a whore. You are promiscuous, you sleep around, you are for the streets. Send this to someone who is a whore. You are promiscuous, you sleep around, you are for the streets and no one wants to introduce you to their parents. And that's gonna stop today. Has this ever been you? Hi, I'm a whore and I want you to have intercourse with me. I want you to spread open my legs.
Speaker 2:And I want you to please yourself also while pleasing me. No, thank you, my legs, yep, let me guess you have you side girlfriends and or boyfriends. Well, that's gonna stop today, simply.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep.
Speaker 2:Today nigga Amazing, that's right, super awesome.
Speaker 1:He sent me this. What is wrong with you? He sent me this what do you mean? Nigga. He sent me this on July 19th.
Speaker 3:I sent it to you too nigga Prime summertime.
Speaker 2:Prime whoring.
Speaker 1:He sent me that Prime whoring nigga. That there prime whoring Is. Your whole goal Is to get rid of the whores of the world. You know, I just don't want people to be promiscuous and just out here fucking enjoying themselves.
Speaker 1:I think whores are necessary, but they have to be used for the right reasons, you know, safely and done the right way. So nobody's out here getting trapped and nobody getting the STDs and AIDS Exactly, and I've been doing it perfectly fine. Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you. I had to check my numbers. I was like God damn, I did this many in this month. Yeah, it got.
Speaker 3:You walk on them every time. Hell yeah, I'm gonna play that shit.
Speaker 1:That's not, everybody's not doing that. Everybody's not doing that. I'm not play that shit. See, that's not Everybody's not doing that.
Speaker 2:I'm going to play that shit. Everybody's not doing that. I'm not playing that shit.
Speaker 1:Everybody's not doing that.
Speaker 2:I'm not having no babies with no body that I'm not married to Raw dogging.
Speaker 1:That shit is dead. That's for the birds. So I got a question, hey dog.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:So if you were single, right? No, oh, my god. If this nigga was single, he would be out here In these streets, just like he claimed.
Speaker 2:That's my question. No, I wouldn't. He would be out here In these streets. No, I wouldn't. How?
Speaker 1:often would you be outside? Not a lot, why not? You think I'm outside all the time. You in somebody's fucking house? No, no, that's considered outside. No, not necessarily.
Speaker 3:How often would you be outside of your house?
Speaker 1:I got too many responsibilities to be dealing with people all the time.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, now.
Speaker 1:How often would you be outside of your house On the weekends? What you mean, nigga?
Speaker 3:Nigga period. How often, would you?
Speaker 1:How often would you be on the hunt? Hardly ever. Who said you even got to be on the hunt? Sometimes it just finds you. Yeah, I mean, if I'm looking I would be selective. Now, if I'm just being a, whore, I am selective.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if I'm just being a whore, you can be a selective whore you can but again.
Speaker 1:So are you saying that you will be a selective whore?
Speaker 3:No, I wouldn't even call myself a whore. Why you wouldn't be a selective whore?
Speaker 1:Because, nigga, I don't want them to have my selective access to my funds. Nigga, Access to you don't have to give them access to your funds. If I get them pregnant, I do what, what, what is you talking about? Don't be dealing with a chick that's not on birth control. They lie. You know most of the matter of fact, most of the motherfuckers are not on birth control.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you how you find out.
Speaker 1:You just, you just too paranoid? They're not. Yeah, We'll tell you how you really find out. Check their medicine cabinet. You don't be in there. You should only ask the question how much is too much Of new women In a year? If I was single, for me nigga, it's shit over 10. So 10 in a year is too much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so what's a good? Number what do you mean?
Speaker 1:single yes of course you're single.
Speaker 3:You're single.
Speaker 1:How many new women in a year? It's too much. He says 10. What you say First of all, nigga, I get annoyed. I don't be trying to pay for some shit. I can't do this shit.
Speaker 3:What you been gotta pay for.
Speaker 1:The game up to getting it. I get easily annoyed Once you start trying to do some shit, I fuck around. That's he.
Speaker 3:He don't understand how. How?
Speaker 1:the game has changed when I learned. When I learned some women are on a mission and you are on a mission, devin.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're trying to fuck you.
Speaker 1:Devin Dorm has never played the game. No, no, I have, but the bitches that wanted to fuck me. I didn't want to fuck them Because I didn't like the way they look. Yeah, okay. So, the other ones that I wanted to fuck. I had to put some time in. I had to fucking.
Speaker 3:Oh, you just.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, but the ones that Wanted to fuck me, I could have easily fucked them. I can name you five women right now that wanted to fuck me. I didn't fuck them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but ten's a lot.
Speaker 1:Ten's definitely a lot. That's way too many women to even be entertaining. Why not they gonna listen To be entertaining ten women? To fuck ten women to fuck ten women in a year, you have to be entertaining a lot of women. That's a lot. That's a lot for our age anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2:Hold on.
Speaker 1:If you was younger, then maybe, but like now Ain't nobody Matter of fact nigga, I got three in my head right now.
Speaker 2:If you hit ten. If you hit ten, that means you at least Was talking to a good twenty.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on what. So you said you gotta talk to a lot of women To do ten in a year.
Speaker 3:Yeah, in a year. Yeah, yeah, cause someone Gonna strike out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, at our age, at the advanced age of Bitch. I ain't telling you how old I am.
Speaker 3:Fuck outta here nigga yeah.
Speaker 1:So how many women you think you gotta talk to For you to have sex With ten of them?
Speaker 3:Him.
Speaker 1:All ten. It depends on how much I'm outside he's fucking all the time. See, so I don't go out. I never went out of my way to talk to people.
Speaker 3:So I'm not changing my lifestyle.
Speaker 1:I'm not going out to bars and clubs and all this stuff. It just happens in everyday passing type of situation. Hold on, sir. You mean to tell me you're walking in a deli aisle?
Speaker 2:stuff. It's just like happens in everyday passing type of situation.
Speaker 3:Like you meet somebody, you're not on a hunt.
Speaker 1:You're walking in a deli aisle. Oh hey, most of the people that I met was like either on news online or something like that, so you're not hunting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not on the hunt. That's the thing.
Speaker 1:That's why I said I'm not out here trying to be a whore. I'm not on the hunt, that's the thing. That's why I said I'm not out here trying to be a whore, I'm not on the hunt. I can see Ted to be like yeah, I can see it. Wait, first off. I'm saying I'm not saying I had 10 in a year, I'm just saying no, no, no, I'm saying what you said you had to have 10 in 2023,.
Speaker 3:nigga, you've had to have, I could name, I could name like Four or five that he had.
Speaker 1:This nigga's a fucking liar. I could name like Four or five that he had you be fucking these hoes. Yeah, I just had my whole shit Out there, nigga. I ain't say you gotta, I say I could name like I could do like Four or five, but compared to somebody On the hunt, nah, 10 ain't gonna be, not gonna be hard in a year, all right well nigga either way, nigga. Yeah, I answered your question, nigga. Well, actually.
Speaker 2:You didn't answer.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm not giving you no names Two people from one of my old jobs. They happen to be cousins. I didn't know that. Jordan. Jordan is what I'm going to say, since I've been single this nigga here, what Did you just count out, your little notebook, nigga, jordan, what you mean, jordan? The number?
Speaker 2:What's his number? Oh my God.
Speaker 1:God damn Jordan. No, nigga can't add. Reads you not remember what Jordan's number is?
Speaker 2:I know I got it. Jordan's all got that he like 45.
Speaker 1:There's got to be 45, right Might be so if we're looking at that then yes, I'm over what you said You're a fucking whore. You're a fucking whore. I also have a hard time acting nice to people I don't want to act nice to to get something from them, but you know, okay, I to get something from them, but you know?
Speaker 3:okay, I have never. I have never. That's the thing, Niggas that want to fuck.
Speaker 1:But that's the thing. I don't even think. I'm going to say this. I'm going to be completely honest. My intentions have never been just that what To have sex with them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I swear, shut it down.
Speaker 3:I swear Shut, shut up, niggas. I'm not Bullshit, I'm not Bullshit.
Speaker 1:I want to have sex with them. The sex wanted to have me. No, that's not what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 3:I literally.
Speaker 1:There has never been Wait. Maybe there was two, but for the majority of time it was never like. Oh, I'm just trying to get something from you.
Speaker 2:All right All right.
Speaker 1:So if, if you wasn't trying to get something from them, so they was just the ones being a whore, then Not even that.
Speaker 3:It was just like Y'all was just like let's just talk, and then like it was more or something like Touch down each other's pants later on it was more, or something like you single, I'm single.
Speaker 1:Let's get to know each other To see if we want something from each other.
Speaker 2:Who initiated it?
Speaker 1:You, wasn't looking for that. I was healing, of course I wasn't but that wasn't it?
Speaker 2:He was healing in pussy. Hold on, he was healing in pussy.
Speaker 1:So you said what you needed to say to get some butt. No, because I literally told him straight up front I didn't want in a relationship. Yeah, that works.
Speaker 3:I wasn't, I never lied or had to pretend about anything.
Speaker 1:You want to know why it works. I told them exactly what the situation was I'm not mentally capable To be in a relationship, and then they try to make him be in one After he fuck, and then that's when the situation.
Speaker 2:And that's when you watch the situation.
Speaker 1:Every single time.
Speaker 2:Bitch, didn't I tell you?
Speaker 1:Every single time. I only had to remind one person of that, though, cause they kept asking I mean so how you be meeting these motherfuckers. They kept asking and it's like yeah, no, I mean so. So this is so how you be Meeting these motherfuckers and how quickly you fuck them Automatically Probably turns you off To how you would Be like Ah nigga, my girlfriend, fuck outta here, bitch.
Speaker 2:When I, when I honestly say, a lot of times, when I meet these people.
Speaker 1:It's never on some. Oh, I wanna I'm. I have a mission to have sex with people. It's never that Okay, like.
Speaker 3:I think I went out on a date where I almost had a relationship with one of them.
Speaker 1:Going back to what you said, it depends on the person and their mindset. Now, the ones that was just straight sex it was people that like from back in the day, like that missed the opportunity with me when he found out that I was single, then he like circled back. How the fuck are they still? Nevermind Socials. You still follow people From. Yeah, but I'm just saying how the fuck are they all still Single like?
Speaker 2:What is possible, called perfect time.
Speaker 1:Bitch, no one wants you. Who the fuck said they were single?
Speaker 3:I was single now.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Whores See, every time I mean, I ain't going to lie about this, Whores too. Hey man, that's that situation. What would you say About what I don't know nigga? You was just saying it. That's what I said. I Was going back to what you said.
Speaker 2:Like yeah.
Speaker 1:Just because you oh, my fault Just because you smashed somebody On the first night, don't mean that you can't be In a relationship with him True. It don't mean that, but for me it definitely fucking means that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's it, dom judge, you're out.
Speaker 1:Dom judge I don't.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 1:Hold on. So how does that make you better to be in a relationship if you also do it on the first night? Who you nigga?
Speaker 2:How does that make?
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait. So the real question should be why is that a limiting factor? Because you feel like that's just what they do. Bitch who you fucking on the first date. Yeah, but bitch who else you fucking on the first date.
Speaker 2:Who else you fucking on the first date?
Speaker 1:So why can't it just be just because you you got it on the first date? Why gotta be who else? Because you know it ain't like that, but why you gotta be worried about somebody else?
Speaker 3:You know, ah, nah, nah. Why you being hypocritical?
Speaker 1:It's your turn now, nah, you on that judgment shit. I do judge, nigga, anybody judge. They just don't do it out loud. I do my shit out loud. So you the same whore as them? Yes, nigga, but that don't mean I want my girl doing that. Oh, this is my girl. Hey, you be sucking dick after eight hours, yeah.
Speaker 3:Whoa, oh nah, I don't Look, Look now he like whoa, whoa, whoa, look see I better not suck your dick after eight hours Nigga, because you just met him.
Speaker 1:You just met him, nigga. I never got no shit like that. Wait, look Exactly. Now everybody want to look like oh wait, maybe I should rethink this. Yeah, maybe you should. It's worth a once over nigga Like wait, you want to be whoa.
Speaker 1:so a girl that have sex on the first date is not able to have to be in a relationship with, not with me, nigga, so wait but you will have sex on the first date, so that means you're not able to be in a relationship, but that automatically disqualifies you from being in a relationship with me. I'll gladly take the shit, just just like they'll gladly take your fucking money. And they don't like you.
Speaker 2:So it's the same thing.
Speaker 1:This is my question when you say On the first date, you mean like when you first meet?
Speaker 2:them.
Speaker 1:Yes, so y'all haven't been Talking for a couple of weeks. Nothing, just straight up.
Speaker 3:You first meet them Either or, either or so alright.
Speaker 1:So if you meet somebody online, y'all exchange numbers. Y'all been talking for weeks.
Speaker 3:What was that? Like two, three weeks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, y'all finally got on a date. Uh-huh, y'all out on a date for hours. Y'all have a good time. One thing leads to another. You go back to the house, y'all do it.
Speaker 3:Does that count as what you're saying?
Speaker 2:You're goddamn right, it does.
Speaker 1:Nigga Bitch, I don't even know where you live. This the first time I know where you live Like this, the first time I seen you in person Since the first time I met you. No, so basically that's like a month damn near so talking to a girl for a month, and then we all finally meet up.
Speaker 1:I'm all cool with Fucking. Yeah, nigga like Having fun and stuff, but that's not. If we're doing that nigga, that's not the person I'm looking for to be in a long-term relationship. But that's not the same thing if you meet a nigga the same night that you fucking versus you, I've been talking for a while, and then y'all finally meet up.
Speaker 3:What's a?
Speaker 1:while though. Three weeks and then y'all got on a date and then it happens that's normal, that's different, that's normal. That's different. But again, nigga, maybe not just the first Fucking time I meet you and we face to face Nigga like it's. To me it's a little bit, so you basically saying I want it, but you want it, but we'll wait, I'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because when you Throw sex in there, nigga Feeling More feelings get involved Than it should. Most people start Over. They start overlooking niggas red flags. I don't need to be doing that shit. Aw, nigga, she fucking did me with a Glock.
Speaker 2:Glock 5000. Nigga, who cares about her attitude?
Speaker 1:Bitch, you are not putting this fella on.
Speaker 2:No nigga.
Speaker 1:And that's the same way for women. Women get hit with that shit all the time. They fucking get bent, flipped over In a pretzel and shit on the first date and next thing, you know, this nigga got fucking Two kids, two baby mothers and shit, and he live with his mother and they like, but I think he's trying to move out. No, he's not bitch, you're done, though they're mentally done at that point. No, I don't need to be looking at you like that.
Speaker 1:I rather fuck you and leave you alone, nigga cause at that rate. Nah, we're not doing it. I just feel like the whole sex thing cause they never go away.
Speaker 2:After you fuck a person, they don't go away.
Speaker 1:The whole sex thing, getting to know each other. It's just a part of it. You don't have to get in a relationship with them right away love can come at any time, shut the fuck up, you don't have to get in a relationship with that person. You can still get to know them, and keep getting to know them, and keep getting to know them. And then you'll be like, yeah, it's not going to work based off of other circumstances. Okay, so let me ask you, two whores, this All right, shut up.
Speaker 1:Let me ask you two whores this have either one of you ever fucked a girl in a short amount of time that you did not fucking cast a dick spell on Exactly?
Speaker 3:Let's move on, exactly. Let's move on, let's move on, let's move on. You said that you did not Catch the digital that you didn't.
Speaker 1:That you didn't, yeah, because obviously they actually really Wanted to fuck you. And if you showed up To perform like you Supposed to, nigga, you know damn well they didn't go away, nigga, I don't, I don't do 100% On the first time, but. I.
Speaker 3:So, but this is the thing I don't.
Speaker 1:Hold up, but this is the thing that you're also overlooking.
Speaker 3:I just lay there because they're just grateful to be in my presence.
Speaker 1:I didn't say, I just lay there either, but I don't do 100% on the first time this is also the thing that you're also overlooking. If this woman gets obsessed with you afterwards, it's because you are serving a purpose and need Meaning. She's not doing this with other people, right. So she's not she's not giving out pussy to other people Sure so now it's just you, sure, sure. Is that what they said? That's the only time when they become dick obsessed.
Speaker 1:With you Sure, sure, maybe you, just, maybe you just, your tap is just dry right now.
Speaker 2:But six months ago. I don't know what the fuck he was doing, Bro. Your opinion on women and sex is crazy. It's not everybody. I tell them all the time.
Speaker 3:Because they are.
Speaker 1:Yes, they are Because they are. They can, they have access to sex. That don't mean that they're fucking eating everybody though.
Speaker 3:You know how easy it is for a girl to get three, four, five, six bodies in a year. Yes, it's easy, but that does not mean that they're doing it.
Speaker 1:Yes, it is. Yes, they are. And I'm gonna tell you why it happens because they ain't really thinking they be like. Oh yeah, I really like this guy. You know x, y and z, he, you know he taught the drawers off me. Ah, that was a mistake. Okay, all right back to square one. Then it happens again. Now Now you O2. Now Now you down O2, and shit, you can't go down O3. You can't go down O3, right, but then now they want to have a little fun. Shit, I'm on vacation. Now you down O3.
Speaker 3:Why does body count matter. Nigga what the fuck, do you mean?
Speaker 1:I'm asking you why, does body count? Matter body?
Speaker 3:count matter.
Speaker 2:You asking?
Speaker 1:the wrong dude, obviously it does for him.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying that, no, I'm asking you a question Are you a reformed feminist?
Speaker 1:male. No, I'm asking you why does body?
Speaker 1:count matter to you. It basically tells me how irresponsible you are with your body, which leads to other things. Nigga, I don't want you to be like, yeah, like, so what if I had like 50? What bitch what? What do you mean? What the fuck you mean so what? Why do you mean so what? And it's no coincidence that every time you see some fucking crazy liberal sex girl that they're fucking weird as shit, nigga, they always got some shit going on with them and their life's fucked up because they ain't grounded nowhere. They all been fucking, they done sucked a thousand dicks. And now we walk in and I'm like I don't know why you got this trauma. We know why you got this trauma.
Speaker 1:Stop fucking all these niggas like it's easy, see, see, so body count matters Because it tells you how Irresponsible they were with their bodies. Yes, nigga, and it tells me a little bit about you, nigga, you're goddamn right, it do. Why the fuck do you feel like you need to fuck all these niggas? Oh, I got issues with this, whether it's daddy issues or self esteem issues. They feel like they need to do it. But sometimes a lot of these niggas don't be wanting to do esteem issues. They feel like they need to do it, but sometimes A lot of these niggas Don't be wanting to do all that. They just feel like that's what they need to do To keep the nigga.
Speaker 2:And they fuck them, but a lot of times.
Speaker 1:They all don't want to do that shit. What ever happened To just being grown and doing what you want? Yeah, that's called being whore, and there's nothing wrong with that but I think you should probably just you know, say it's what it is, and I'm on some horror in this summer, all right, cool.
Speaker 1:But, most of the women. When they get in that game, nigga, they can't play the game like us, because we don't have the same feelings. We can have sex and not give a fuck. A lot of them cannot have sex and not give a fuck, nigga. That's the problem. So they really need to be careful with that shit. That's why you see so many fucking women with niggas. You're like why you can't leave this nigga alone. He's garbage. But they be fucking digmatized. They can't fucking, they can't function.
Speaker 2:So at least you Niggas be pussy whipped too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a few niggas, but you know what we say about them. The one thing I can say that's different about your argument and a lot of other people's argument you think is universal. You call women a whore and you call guys a whore. Anybody that's out here having a bunch of sex. You call them whores. Some people are so delusional they be like if God's fucking a bunch of women. That's just his natural instincts and that's what he has right to do. But he's not a whore. I mean, it is our natural instinct in general, but I don't. Both people are still being pervasive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you're going to call a spade a spade, call everybody a spade. If it's going both ways, that's the only thing that I can say that you are with you, fucking a bunch of people. You a whore. God girl, it don't matter. At the end of the day that shit don't really matter. It's superficial At the end of the day, it don't. So you're going to get married again. Your wife got 200 bodies. You cool with that If you never found out that your wife got 200 bodies.
Speaker 2:I see, here you go, I'm just saying it don't matter I gotta not know.
Speaker 1:Somehow I'm just.
Speaker 3:If you ask Whatever nigga.
Speaker 1:If you ask For real, if you ask your wife how much her body's worth she lied to you, you would never know. She could've lied, but she didn't. But you would never know. Though. That's the you know what. That's the actual importance Of getting with somebody when you're younger. Nigga, I ain't Nigga If I, if nigga, I ain't nigga if I, if I, if it all fucking ended today, nigga, guess what I'm, guess what I'm doing. What, what do you mean? If it, if, if, for some reason it's like oh, I got divorced, nigga, oh shit, nigga, what?
Speaker 3:you doing.
Speaker 1:Think I'm getting back to Pratt's bro. Bro, be right over there In the fucking Philippines or Thailand Fucking.
Speaker 3:What you doing over there.
Speaker 1:Fucking. First of all, I'm gonna make a couple stops. Fucking, I'm gonna go to Columbia first, nigga.
Speaker 3:You gonna be fucking, and then I'm gonna go find me A nice fucking At the end of the day at the end of the day if you're not getting Like I said, fucking's fine If you're not At the end of the day, when you're not getting a relationship and you're single, you can do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Speaker 1:Like that old man said, these balls are going to get drained.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like that guy.
Speaker 1:Like, at the end of the day, people have needs.
Speaker 2:Everybody has needs.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to judge you for doing something that you can do with your body. If you're single, do what you want to do. We need to bring judgment back.
Speaker 2:We need to bring judgment back Soon, as he do it on the first date. I respect him Well. First of all, nigga, you're in favor of the whores. Nigga, you're on the council of the whores.
Speaker 1:You're talking from your perspective now. If your ass is out here in these streets with the money that you're making and single, you'll be knocking down bitches. I'm telling you right now, you not, you not turning down these, you not turning down a box that's going to be thrown at you. I'm going to tell you this right now. You know what's going on If you ain't got turning down it you know what's going on.
Speaker 2:I'm not talking about just any.
Speaker 1:I'm not just talking about any. I'm talking about the quality that you will get thrown at you. Oh yeah, no you got to have a good job that way. I know you ain't just trying to. You know what I mean Exactly.
Speaker 2:You're not turning it down, I'm going to tell you what this nigga going to do.
Speaker 1:What do I do?
Speaker 2:This nigga going to be like he don't have moves.
Speaker 1:He don't have moves, that's what I'm saying, all the stuff that I run into.
Speaker 3:Is just on my everyday life.
Speaker 1:I'm not out here in clubs and bars. I don't do that. He said that's for rookies. I have never did that, so like literally be with one person for 11 years and then get thrown out into this.
Speaker 3:I'm not out into the, I've got thrown out in the streets.
Speaker 1:I'm not out in no clubs. I'm not out in no clubs and no bars trying to pick up nobody. That's just not me. That never was me. I don't know that game. That's your game, baby. I don't know that game. So why would I then just go out there by myself and try to figure out that game? I don't know that game you just lie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bitch, I got the Maybach out back. Well, we can't take it, though. We got to take this on to court, I'm good. I'd rather just my man took the shit back to the house. That's why I say, as a guy, being single and now that your eyes are open, because you're looking around and you're paying attention and you're attracting other people, it falls. And you're attracting other people, it falls in your lap. Sometimes, not all the time, but it falls in your lap. Sometimes, like you said, you could hit that one that you didn't know that liked you. But when you single, you start noticing like, oh, this person actually Was giving me play this whole time, but I was in something so I never really paid attention to it. So you had those when it's like people that you already knew, and then you be like. Then you be like oh damn, I didn't even peak game on that, and then that falls to your lap Like it just happens.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:If you out here you singing, you not getting no cheeks. Uh huh, nigga you just ugly. And broke. You're not getting no cheeks, nigga you just ugly.
Speaker 2:And broke.
Speaker 1:You don't want the cheeks like that because you scared them. Hoes, hoes are scary. You could just go buy it, not here. All I'm saying is, if you're out here, you dry, you're not getting nothing. There's something wrong with you. So, but what in the fucking garbage? So you're basically saying that, why? Because they're coming back on you. Yeah, you're basically saying that oh my God, I lost that too. You're basically saying that your wife can have three, four, five, six, two hundred.
Speaker 2:It don't matter. Listen, I'm saying if no, no, no, it don't matter.
Speaker 1:It don't matter.
Speaker 3:We not judging here. You done opened the black hole If you suck three hundred dicks in the bathroom At some couple parties that don't matter to you. Hold on. This is what I'm saying. Don't matter, hold on.
Speaker 1:This is what I'm saying. You will never know that.
Speaker 3:Nigga, but it don't matter, so it don't matter.
Speaker 1:No, what I'm saying is you will never know that. What if she told you one day, like man, you know, I'm so happy, ain't no woman gonna say that If they do, then who?
Speaker 1:Who in their right mind Not gonna start Thinking of them different Like what bitch you did? Huh, how many when? Who? Just like that guy who found out that his girlfriend, it was a girl. She got online. She was just like when is it okay To tell a guy that you've been dealing with that you had a train Ran on you, ran on you. By his homeboys, his homeboys too or people he know or whatever, and like Everybody was looking at him Like what Like.
Speaker 3:Did y'all drug this bitch or?
Speaker 2:was she just willing.
Speaker 1:She was willing. She was like Back in the day.
Speaker 2:I had a train ran on me by some people that he know.
Speaker 1:But I'm starting to get serious With him now. So like when should I tell him it's like, that's like a loose? Loose situation At that point Should you tell him.
Speaker 3:Or should you keep it to yourself? Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1:That woman is so in love she's willing to do anything. I think, you need to.
Speaker 2:Go for you, girl.
Speaker 1:Evaluate your situation and that's the thing I think when that was younger. Now, if you probably ask a girl, you be outside. You can't be asking me that bitch bye, because if you ain't going, nobody nobody can be honest about that. Why not, if we're looking at today's generation today? Because of social standards. Everybody's out here fucking that's the problem, nobody's body count is low anymore that's the problem with y'all niggas man. Nobody's body count is low. Unless you've been in a relationship since you've been young.
Speaker 2:And that's just it.
Speaker 1:All this fucking sex and shit, and now everybody look crazy. Nobody wants marriage no more. Nobody wants to commit a relationship anymore, so everybody's out this bitch Dealing with whoever the fuck they wanna deal with.
Speaker 2:That's because the niggas they want.
Speaker 1:They reach too high, nigga. So that's why it's just everybody's out here fucking and guess what, there's some old ass cat ladies moving around. I'm just a bitch. At the end of the day, that's just what it is. So you can't. It's just a part of, yeah, it's just the norm now.
Speaker 3:Well.
Speaker 1:Sex. It's just sex, and so a lot of people.
Speaker 3:A lot of people.
Speaker 1:don't put all that extra stuff behind it. No more Can't judge people, that's right. You can judge them, but just for you Like. For you Like. No, If you got a body count over a certain number, I'm not getting with you Because I'm not that high. So why would I want you to be with somebody that's way that high? I get it. It's just at the end of the day, you have to be realistic with the current structure of society. The fuck I do. You can keep that woke shit.
Speaker 2:It's not even woke, it's just like the truth.
Speaker 1:That whore shit is that woke shit. You know it is Believing that somebody has a low body count. It's just like you boo boo the fool If you believe somebody out here with a low body count. If you think a 37 yearyear-old who's been single for multiple years have a woman, man, anything has a low body count. You're delusional. You're going to have to go back a few years, go back about 5, 10 years. You're not meeting somebody that's in their mid-30s, that's been single for a while and think that they don't have More than 10 people that they had sex with. 10 is still, I mean, at that age, 10 is still not that bad. But bitch you talking about 40, 50, nah, 10 in their adulthood, not counting whatever they did as a kid Cause girls.
Speaker 1:What the fuck Cause girls when they was young 20 Teenagers, 20 year olds, getting done up by older guys.
Speaker 3:You already know the older niggas was talking to the younger girls.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know that, but everybody still tells me that I'm wrong. So you already know they probably have four or five niggas in their teens. Another what If they went to college? Another 10 in their 20s? I can't handle girls, nigga.
Speaker 3:I can't handle girls.
Speaker 1:It's like the shit, it's not hard for that shit to go. Well, we're going to have to have some long walks and talks. Nigga, it's taboo. You got to take the taboo. It's just like I'm not stupid enough to be like how much your body count? Five Bitch? No, it ain't. It ain't. I mean we all want the whores until the whores are sitting next to you If you meet somebody in their mid-30s, 40s, you already should assume they at least got 20 on them, especially if they're attractive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going back some years. So what? You shooting 20s, 24s? I'm moving, nigga, I'm moving, I'm moving, moving where You'll see, I'll be right over there and I'll be like Look see, man, they still a little wholesome over here. You got the whores shit over there. Wholesomeness right here. They still cooking shit. They still clean. They know how to cook. Them motherfuck still clean. They know how to cook. The motherfuckers don't even know how to cook. Now the men cooking shit.
Speaker 1:It's weird Nigga. Why the fuck Kyrie been sitting on the bench like the whole last quarter and a half. I don't know. He got two personals. That's it what the fuck is happening right now? Yeah, told you. Najee Marshall got 24. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:But I guess he took 14 shots.
Speaker 1:He took more shots Than anybody on the team. Wow, what the fuck Let me go ahead and cash my, my fucking balance out. I ain't playing with this shit. Fuck FanDuel. Y'all. Still about 6, though.
Speaker 2:Nah, but Somebody else gonna fuck my brother I knew.
Speaker 1:I should just put the yogurt you there. By himself, he got 28. Yeah, he got 28. Kyrie got 17,. Though what you call a guy to win the game? The king's got to win the game. This nigga's just not in the game, though. They down by 10. But any more, whore, talk you want to talk about?
Speaker 3:Who me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the fact that I don't get enjoyment out of being a whore long term. I was whore for 30 days, man. It was cool what I retired, bro. That shit is funny.
Speaker 2:How was you a whore for 30 days I did a train.
Speaker 1:You know what Did? A train Fucked a stripper 30 days. Man, you did some shit that I never did, so.
Speaker 3:I ain't no liar.
Speaker 1:It's a system man, I'm just right Glad I averaged you. I don't average shit, right? We're gonna end On that.
Speaker 2:Note this nigga, here Is a fucking liar Wait.
Speaker 1:So Y'all talking about what I did In my marriage. If my marriage Was like that, nigga. Y'all talking about what I did in my marriage If my marriage was like that, nigga y'all is both some whores. The shit I'm doing outside of it is just normal. No, it's nowhere near that level. It's nowhere near the whore level I was on. You were one person, you could do all your wildest shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's how I expect it.
Speaker 1:That's what it's supposed to be for. When you got your person, you're supposed to do whatever you want to do with that one person. Yeah, except eat butt, and that's for you.
Speaker 2:That ain't for him. He's a liar.
Speaker 3:That's your lie that you won't cross this nigga's a liar.
Speaker 1:Everybody got won't cross that ain't his line. How you gonna tell me what the fuck my line is? Nigga? Everybody got some line. They won't cross. That ain't his line. That is my line. You can say it all you want nigga, you can say that all you want.
Speaker 1:Look, if you're comfortable with doing it, that's fine. I'm not judging you. I'm not saying it's the wrong thing to do. I'm not saying that you should not do it, I'm just saying that I'm not doing it. See, rayon will be like Jules, eat a little piece of this butt. I'm going to be like I do Ferrari outside 488. I don't know what piece of this butt you funny.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to be like Before Barbie Outside 488 Red color Page of Tanya Bro Jason Key. Bye buddy, I don't want to be with these rotations, bro Wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's exactly that's going to be my response. If it's out there, fine. If it ain't out there, no. I mean, I'm just going to be Getting into it, man Order for me to do it.
Speaker 2:If it's out there, fine. If it ain't out there, no. I mean, I'm just going to get into it, man, it's just going to happen.
Speaker 3:Order for me to do it.
Speaker 1:I need something reciprocated. Yeah, what? Oh the Ferrari? Yeah, I need something. Yeah, I'm going to need something. Well, all right, I got a couple of questions Ask away old whorish one. No, alright, I got a couple of questions Ask away, old whorish one. Nah, we gonna get on Like a regular topic Off this ratchet shit. Oh, we not talk about bitches. Dumb favorite topic, nah, bitches and whorish. Whoa, I don't call them bitches Whorish.
Speaker 2:That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1:You get it together. Do you care about what other people think about you? No, hell no. Never did Depends on who they are. Do you care about what other people think about you? No, hell no. Never did Depends on who they are. Is it my parents? In general, then no, I don't care who it is. Not, unless they just did it wrong. I don't care who it is.
Speaker 1:They could be wrong all the time, like that time they called me misogynist and all the fucking clown posse in there. No, I can see that I'm not a misogynist. I'm just for equal rights and equal lefts. They just for rights only.
Speaker 3:Like that's the difference.
Speaker 1:They for you making them a sandwich, nigga, and not them making you a sandwich as well. That's what the fuck that was. I never cared about what people thought of me. For real, never did Ever since like a young age, I never did, even when you smoke crack what. What the fuck, this fucking Yo, why would you put that out there?
Speaker 2:This nigga smokes crack what, even that time he smoked a little crack man God damn.
Speaker 1:I never really cared what niggas thought about me. Even when you smoked that crack, that time.
Speaker 2:If I smoked crack.
Speaker 3:You're like what? It was just a little crack.
Speaker 1:I don't even like no type of drug whatsoever. You got one drug in your hand right now, nigga. Oh no, that's the wallet. You got one drug over there.
Speaker 3:That goddamn nicotine, nigga?
Speaker 1:Yes, nigga, y'all coach would be killing me, bro. I thought you had questions, nigga, don't be talking about my team like that. Nigga. Hold on, because he he be sitting his stars for way too long Now. They came all the way back. Now y'all need to buy three. Actually, y'all both said no, y'all don't care what other people think of you. Okay, so do you feel you do a good job projecting to the world who you truly are? Hell yes, especially this nigga over here. Hell yes, especially this nigga over here.
Speaker 1:Hell yes, I don't care, I'm Jules nigga. For what? I don't say that shit. No, it's just like do you think everybody gets who you are? They don't misunderstand the type of person you are? You think you actually do a good job projecting that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1:I'm not allowed to go to certain places. What you mean, elaborate, don't be a bitch.
Speaker 2:What, what you mean.
Speaker 1:Elaborate. You're not allowed to go where. I'm not. No, I ain't gonna say that I'm not allowed to be in certain situations, because people know how I'm gonna react to certain situations. You're being vague, bro. Just say it Alright, for, for example, you know that one time that one time he did that one thing Like bro, just say it what's the name?
Speaker 1:I got an example but I don't know if I'm okay to say it. Hey, look, it's not. Look, it's not just only my business out there, so I'm not going to put somebody else's personal shit out there.
Speaker 3:Do we know this person?
Speaker 2:Wait you don't have to put personal yeah you know this person.
Speaker 1:You said you're not allowed to go somewhere or be in a certain situation Because they know I'm not going to allow certain shit to happen. So you're not allowed to go to a club.
Speaker 3:You're not allowed to be around when somebody's cheating. No, You're like what?
Speaker 1:No, it's more like if a certain situation happened around me, the outcome would be totally different than what the outcome was. So you're saying that's you. So that's an example.
Speaker 2:Pick a different situation.
Speaker 1:No one knows what the fuck you talking about, so that's an example of you projecting yourself to the world who you truly are, who you truly are. Yeah, Because I'd be like nope, not going for it. This shit is not happening, Uh-uh.
Speaker 2:Don't care who I piss off, so nobody has some misnotions of Julius.
Speaker 1:Everybody that says Julius, this, this, this is spot on.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everybody that I deal with on a regular basis, yeah, okay, I think y'all can vouch for that. I don't change who I am whatsoever. I don't know what you deal with on a regular basis. I only know you. You can't even get to the fuck out. I only know you from that crack. I don't know nothing much else about you. You know what that booger sugar? Yeah, cocaine Bo. You know that booger sugar? Yeah.
Speaker 3:Cocaine, booger sugar.
Speaker 1:Booger sugar Is that a thing still?
Speaker 2:Like is it Cocaine, cocaine? Yeah, it's still a thing, rich niggas still on cocaine. They got the real coke, not the one with the fentanyl in it.
Speaker 1:They're killing niggas. They got a real one, rich niggas are definitely Still on that coke. Look man, real niggas. Niggas are definitely still on that coat. Look man, all I know is that. Can people say the same thing for y'all? For me?
Speaker 3:I feel like I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't think I do. I feel like I don't put enough out there for people to actually figure me out.
Speaker 3:His shit is Devin's nice, he's the this, he's the that I used to hate.
Speaker 1:Actually figure me out. His shit is Devin's nice, he's the this.
Speaker 2:He's the that I used to hate, that shit, he's the look, look, look.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, he does all the stuff right. Look, look. Why can't you be more like him, bitch?
Speaker 3:shut up.
Speaker 1:I used to hate that shit.
Speaker 3:I really used to hate that shit.
Speaker 2:That is me, but it's just like that shit used to be fucking annoying.
Speaker 3:Kiss ass over there. I don't even be doing nothing.
Speaker 1:All I'm saying is I feel like it's no, because I'm shrouded in mystery. I'm mysterious. It's not a fucking mystery, it's just a lie.
Speaker 2:It is a lie. You're not actually like that.
Speaker 1:No, what I'm saying, a lot of people don't. A lot of people don't actually know me, because I'm not just me everywhere I go, if that makes sense. Then who are you? Because I'm chill, I'm reserved, I'm quiet. You don't know if I'm upset, happy, sad, nothing. If I'm in the office or at work nobody really knows me. No, no, no, I get that around strangers I'm talking about. Do y'all think I'm different, or am I always the same? When I'm with y'all, you're always the same, yeah.
Speaker 2:With y'all he talking about other people.
Speaker 1:That's why, when I say to the world I'm talking about, to other people no, because other people don't I am guarded in a sense. So most people don't get to see this side of me, don't get to see this side of me. Because I am guarded in a sense. I'm not just my guard down being goofy, chilling, relaxed everywhere I go, yeah, but I don't really interact with the people, I don't really Uh-huh. Yeah, that's how.
Speaker 2:I'm at yeah.
Speaker 1:I can do it better. That's just my personality. I can understand that I'll be probably on the same shit. I'll be on because I'm on peep and see how I don't know these people. I know how I am and people can't take how I am all the time. I don't know. I feel like Don Matt's the same all the time At work. Not at work, I mean, that's probably true.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I know for a fact that shit's true. You the nigga, that way, anytime we on vacation we'll turn around and this nigga over there with a brand new group of motherfuckers talking like who the fuck is this nigga? Who? You over here talking to Some random ass person getting a whole life story every time. It's all about how that one time they smoked a little crack and I'm like, look, man, everyone smokes crack. Look at my man over there Was on a full crack bender on the way here, nigga it's normal Full crack bender.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a real epidemic out here, man, especially with that fentanyl in there. Terrible A little bit of crack. Other than that, nigga, how come you ain't come up with a topic yet? I'm sick of you. The topic I was going to talk about was the fucking lady talking about some what?
Speaker 2:the fuck.
Speaker 1:She said Always got to do with the lady. I'm just saying well, other than that, nigga, you missed the fucking. You ain't come over for the boots fight, nigga. We talked about election stuff and abortions. You missed all that. It wasn't on the podcast, but you missed all that. So, yeah, now it's on that shit. Yeah, that's why I sent him that. Yeah, I see the text. When you decided to magically stay in the house, we oh yeah, we, we ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 2:I was like nigga. When was we coming? I don't know what the fuck you talking about Nigga.
Speaker 1:We said are you free? Well, this will become a group thing. Let's see stonewall jackson again. He just I'll just sit here, maybe they won't say anything, like he does that shit all the time. Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. But, um, oh, yeah, you definitely come. No topic. No, I was gonna finish it, but the lady was like, yeah, what the fuck can I find a video? Maybe find a video. But she basically was like yeah, yeah, you know, I can't think of it. I should have had it up. I fucked up. It's fine, take this nigga, so I don't remember what I think I see the book.
Speaker 1:Oh, I see you got the camera. Yeah, he had it on earlier. Yeah, it worked. Oh, we going live. This shit got to be way more structured for that. No, you ain't going no live, nigga, no.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to record it and post it, oh shit.
Speaker 1:You got to. Let me know because I got good outfits Right. Niggas want to be dressed up and sit in front of the camera. Yeah, nigga, I'm on camera, I'm going to be dressed up.
Speaker 2:Where the fuck I want to be. I'm definitely not doing that. Yeah, dressing up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but dressed nice. When I start getting paid, I will dress nice.
Speaker 2:I'm dressed, nice period.
Speaker 1:On camera. Nigga, you could be the reason why we don't Holy. Look at you about to fuck up. You could be the reason why we don't get paid Like. I will watch it, but I don't like the way that other nigga be dressing. I was gonna fucking say that they care about that. Style is a big influence now, right or wrong? No, no. So what is your fundamental belief system depicted on? Who? Are you, jesus Christ, right?
Speaker 1:now I'm just asking no, because I was reading a book and basically this guy was talking about how energy is the basis for everything, because energy cannot be created or destroyed, it's just taken and reused. And his basically his number one law that he follows is if you take a look, if you look at your life, look at the house you have, the car you drive, your bank account and the person you with, that's based off of the amount of energy that you're using and you put out into the world, basically. So if you look at that and you be like I don't like what I see, that means you need to use your life energy in a different way you need to stop being a fucking lazy bum and go do something about it then, you lazy bitch.
Speaker 1:There we go, Basically so that's his personal, I think, I said it right and he's like you can't achieve or do anything Without outside influence. Though this is America, nigga, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Nigga Like you don't gotta work. At the hot dog stands For Uncle Timmy on Tuesdays. You don't gotta do that.
Speaker 1:You can want a better life, but if you not have Outside influences To help you get that better life that you're never going to achieve anymore, put down the weed and get it done. If you're not learning a new skill, you're not doing anything. And he was also saying, like when you think about if you want to be something, you have to think as if you already are at that thing. Like if you want to be a CEO, you to think as if you already are at that thing. If you want to be a CEO, you should already be thinking like a CEO. So if I want to be a chess grandmaster, I can do that shit right now, if you think like a CEO and you're doing things that a.
Speaker 1:CEO would do, and I mean both of them, all two of them things Moving them left to right and all that shit. Chess master. I got a bunch of Real questions though. Why niggas not on the game? No more, cause life nigga. Niggas started doing the Xbox shit During the pandemic. Niggas started doing the Xbox shit during the pandemic. Niggas getting back to regular everyday schedule now. They cheating out that bitch? No, they not. We should find something else to play.
Speaker 3:I mean, I have good Like WWE 2K.
Speaker 1:I need to get a new headset. My shit broke. How do you break your headset, dog? It snapped. You know what happened. How did it snap? What the fuck was you doing? It's like right here.
Speaker 2:Keep putting them, keep putting them, bringing them girls over nigga, they get to sitting on shit. Ain't no girls coming to my house? You dropped them on and shit Crank.
Speaker 1:Crank like right here, like around, like the little ear piece, like the little bendy piece, like that it cracks. I gotta get something that's like stronger. I guess Every last thing with my this is like my fourth pair. You get your game chair yet I've been had a game chair.
Speaker 2:Grand Theft.
Speaker 1:Auto 6 about to come out, nigga, you ain't need to worry about out. I didn't watch it either. Yeah, I gotta watch it. Look, everybody, we're going to be playing Grand Theft Auto 6, right, me and your bitch Right on the Xbox Live, and shit. I hope you cashed that bet out, huh.
Speaker 2:I told you don't put Kyrie for 24.
Speaker 1:I ain't talking about that. I thought you took him straight up or you was a bullshit. No, no, no, that was a parlay. I parlayed that bitch. Alright, I done spent all my money anyway, cause I just bought Some more cologne. Nigga, I don't know. Yo, you got a fucking problem. I do, we all know that. I do. It's an issue, it's a real, it's a real problem. Yeah, I definitely Shouldn't have put that guy.
Speaker 2:Give me some cologne.
Speaker 1:You mean, give you some cologne.
Speaker 2:I'm not giving you shit, I'll let you smell some shit.
Speaker 1:I ain't giving you nothing. Why not? You're not going to be able to wear them. Yeah, I'm going to wear them. You're not going to wear them. I wear a different one every day. There's still more. There's still shit that you haven't worn 365 days in a year, isn't it? Yeah, you that I've worn everything that I have. There's nothing that I haven't worn that I wouldn't buy it. Alright, give us your top winner list, since we coming up on fall and winter, what you going with? You want this on here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, why not? You say, you want this on here.
Speaker 1:You want this Look. Alright, alexandra 2. Hold on, I got a different challenge for you. Give some good ones, but stay below 200. Nigga, you never acknowledged when you asked for the old shit.
Speaker 2:He did it. He just asked a question and fucking moved on. He gave you fucking examples, he gave you like a budget list?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know my bad, I was at work. I'm not even there, I'm at work. I'm not saying, you have knowledge or nothing.
Speaker 3:I'm like damn alright, Fuck you too, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:I said, my bad, I was at work. Damn, that's cool. Did you get any of them? No I ain't bought nothing yet I haven't bought anything. I gotta focus it on getting Jordan his Christmas gift and Demo's hers. When are you getting her for Christmas? I don't know, I'm not sure yet.
Speaker 2:You got nothing. I know I'm not getting her shoes.
Speaker 1:That's dead. She hounded me for them Jordans that I bought and she still don't wear them. Nigga, she won them once At work. I seen them. That was the only time she wore them. She don't wear shoes. Why'd you buy shoes? She wears shoes all the time Sketchers and shit like that.
Speaker 2:She don't wear shoes.
Speaker 1:She don't wear shoes. She don't wear heels. She don't Give her some flip flops, nigga, give her. She don't Give her some flip flops, nigga, give her. What's them shits, not Uggs, what's them, what's them little Plastic shits that all the kids be wearing Crocs? Give her a fucking pair of Crocs, nigga, to be comfortable in Cause. I don't know what, what the fuck. I don't know what pair of shoes that she got that's not comfortable Tennis shoes. Yeah, I don't know, nigga, we can Do. You want me to name this list?
Speaker 2:Yeah, go ahead, I'm so waiting.
Speaker 1:Alexandria 2. Alexandria 2? Yes, okay, what notes are those Notes? I don't know. Off the top of my head Is it more like a sweet. Nah it's Udi Some other stuff in there. Yeah so Udi, some other stuff in there. Yeah so Udi is Basically like Taco Bell. I said Taco Bell.
Speaker 3:What, what the fuck? Are you talking about? Taco Bell? My bad Fuck no.
Speaker 1:Like tobacco Wood. No nigga, alright, bro. Hey, nigga, I'm loving it, I don't research this shit all day, like y'all do so. Alexander II, uh-huh, royal Tobacco, okay.
Speaker 3:So tobacco is a oudie, no no.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm pretty sure it has some oud in it, but no Okay. Haltane Monkey Special.
Speaker 3:That's.
Speaker 1:Zerjoff Monkey Special yeah what the fuck is a Monkey. Special. I honestly thought he was going to say Monkey 47. No Defined. That's the other one for Zerjoff, the second one, because Monkey Special is the first one. The fine one is like a spinoff of the second one $305?.
Speaker 1:Wow, it's something else. It's some mo shit too. I'm trying to think right now Versace, no, so that's. I'm trying to think right now, versace, no, so that's what's in your rotation right now. That's not a good Udi, I mean. It's a lot, though, because I still I was thinking about I mean you had to have something that you, literally, was waiting for fall or winter to come around.
Speaker 3:I just named them.
Speaker 1:But there's more though.
Speaker 2:I was named them, but there's more though I was going to get that.
Speaker 1:Versace Uri, versace Uri. Yeah, I feel like if I had too many colognes, I would be fucking stressed that nigga with the wear oh Nishanei Ani. That's another one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's a bunch of them. They got an Uri.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got an old. I didn't really hear about that. Four and a half stars. I can't trust reading some colognes. People are kind of it's too many variables that come into cologne. Some colognes smell different on different people based off your Body composition. What about that Baccarat?
Speaker 2:That's summer. Baccarat Rouge, that's summer.
Speaker 1:Which one, baccarat Rouge, is one Summer, you know you got, is it two?
Speaker 2:Different. Baccarat Rouge yeah, but that's One. X-straight yeah, it's the.
Speaker 1:X-Straight, that's, uh, that's just stronger, different background reach. Yeah, but that's it. One is the X-Straight. Yeah, it's the X-Straight.
Speaker 1:That's just stronger. But that's some of the shit Background. They got a couple other ones too, though. Oh, also got an homage rose. Oh, fucking Louis Vuitton. What the fuck is the name of that shit? Yeah, that one. There's a bunch of shit. Oh, Inicio U for Greatness is another one. Nigga, I got a lot of them, shits, nigga. I know I feel like it'd be more winter and fall shits than there'd be summer and fresh ones, though.
Speaker 1:In my personal opinion that ain't the case. Good ones anyway. It's probably equal amounts. It's just too many perfumers out there, motherfucker, because every time I go into summertime they got to be looking like damn, what's this, what's that? That's right, Bitch, bitch.
Speaker 3:Nigga, I need a fucking what about the Dolce Cabade and Tinsel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't Stop looking at designers. I mean, they're not all bad, but a lot of them are just kind of Okay, nigga, close us out, nigga, so we can watch the rest of this game out, nigga, so we can uh, we can watch the rushers game, nigga, we can get in. Oh, so y'all gonna be crying On y'all fucking bets, nigga.
Speaker 3:Chill out Huh.
Speaker 1:Huh, no one's crying. Alright, this is straight Raw, no flex podcast. We are out With the whores. I like, I like them. Like them like that. Forget that whores. Forget that. He said he like whores. Now, I'm not gays, no more. I am delivered. I don't like men's, I like women, women, women, women. Basically what he's saying. We will not do. Simple sugars, nigga. Kyrie is supposed to be off right now. Well, I can't put the fucking password in. Everybody is going more than this, nigga. I told you don't put him for 24.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's only my plan. Yeah, he's only my plan, yeah.