S02-E14 - WHISPERS



               INT. RETROGRADE SECTION FIVE CORRIDOR
               (ALEX, RUDI, SHARROW)

                                                              SOUNDS OF
                                                       ROBOTIC CLANKING
                                                       AND SERVO MOTORS

                                   SHARROW
                         You know these exo-skeletons under
                         suits itch like crap, don't you,
                         they are tight.  When RUDI
                         mentioned them I thought they would
                         be like a huge mechanical loader
                         type of thing. They look even
                         creepier, it's all mono bonded
                         diamond tubes and titanium. The way
                         they move gives me the creeps, its
                         sort of biological.

                                   ALEX
                         Well, they have had lots of years
                         to refine them and all the controls
                         are neural nets programmed off of
                         real world creatures. Tell you what
                         I like best though.

                                   SHARROW
                         Whats that?

               Alex moves and exposes the armour.

                                                           SERVO MOTORS

                                   ALEX
                         These, 'Ceramic Normalon' armour.
                         Gives me a safe feeling like I'm
                         all tucked up in bed.

                                   SHARROW
                         (Sigh) You had a really misspent
                         youth, you really need a teddy
                         bear, you do know that don't you?

                                   ALEX
                         Sure, but my teddies had glowing
                         red eyes and marched in
                         militaristic manner, signing songs. 
                         They needed immediate dispatching.
                         (Pause) So RUDI was saying that
                         this is just a standard combat
                         suit, nothing special. They have
                         sure come a long way. 

                                   SHARROW
                         Yep a long way to more killing and
                         destruction.

                                   ALEX
                         Well, you know humans, we just love
                         to fight.  (Pause) You know they
                         even have uniforms that are
                         designed to go over this stuff, I
                         guess they spend most of the time
                         fighting in these suits. 

                                   SHARROW
                         You know its becoming obvious why
                         the Cherries, even with all the
                         kids can be an effective fighting
                         force.  If they all have this tech
                         even the youngest could run all day
                         with two hundred kilos on their
                         back, and not even break into a
                         sweat. It makes the whole concept
                         of a mercenary army made of
                         teenagers feasible.  Physical
                         strength is not a requirement, just
                         discipline, tactics and knowledge.

                                   ALEX
                         Yeah physically, but what about the
                         emotional side of things, thats the
                         thing about combat, that is the
                         real weak link.  Technology is one
                         thing, emotions another. (Pause)
                         Say what was your experience of
                         front line like?

                                   SHARROW
                         Well, I had one real campaign,
                         three simulated, but I was bio tech
                         remember.  We were counted as a
                         third line asset and as such kept
                         well back from the front line.

                                   ALEX
                         Probably best, bio tech is
                         horrible.  Say you got anything to
                         drink in you util pouch.  I managed
                         to find these, ta dah!

                                   SHARROW
                         Hmmmm, peanuts.

                                   ALEX
                         High energy and more importantly I
                         nicked them from the bar!

                                   SHARROW
                         You're so naughty gurl, mama GANDER
                         gonna spank your arse.

                                   ALEX
                         I like to see her try with this on.
                         (laughter)

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh, I have two of these self
                         cooling bubble packs, thought they
                         would be interesting to try.  Look
                         you pull this little tab at the
                         bottom, shake the pouch and they
                         get cold and fizzy at the same
                         time.

                                   ALEX
                         Oh, that's cool, they ... hang on
                         did you hear something metallic,
                         like creaking.

                                   SHARROW
                         I'm just turning up the audible
                         discriminators.

                                   RUDI
                         We have started picking up small
                         voltage and current variations on
                         the supplies to that zone. 
                         (Crackling) can you see anything?

                                   SHARROW
                         No not as yet, we heard something.

                                   ALEX
                         Whats the temperature like.

                                   RUDI
                         No changes registering. I suggest
                         you make a slow sweep of the area.

                                   ALEX
                         You know, that's another thing
                         thats weird SHAS.

                                   SHARROW
                         Whats thats?

                                   ALEX
                         Well, the whole time dependant
                         aspect of the phenomenon. We should
                         try and look for patterns, when
                         this thing appears. Perhaps we
                         could monitor the power across all
                         area's of the inn, any fluctuations
                         might tell us when and at what
                         time, this event is occurring. 

                                   SHARROW
                         Good idea' also another aspect is
                         the location, does this happen in
                         other places, perhaps in locked
                         rooms with no one can see the
                         effect.  Maybe we are only seeing
                         the tip of the iceberg.

                                   ALEX
                         Hmmm.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh, sounds happening, just
                         processing.  It says its coming
                         from theta section.

                                   ALEX
                         Well thats a slight change from
                         JACINTA's location.  I'm starting
                         to hear a shushing sound, its a
                         regular pulse, with white noise
                         mixed in.

                                   SHARROW
                         Yeah, I'm picking it up as well. 
                         RUDI can you hear the noise?

                                   RUDI
                         Were not picking up noise in the
                         transducers, but the readouts from
                         your implants are seeing something.

                                   SHARROW
                         How the hell, is that happening? 
                         How can we be perceiving something,
                         but its not really there?

                                   ALEX
                         Don't ask me, I think we need a
                         hard core physicist.  OK we are
                         nearing the location.  I think I'm
                         starting to.. Ohhhh!

                                   SHARROW
                         What can you see?

                                   ALEX
                         It's a dark, hole in the corridor,
                         theres a dimly glowing object which
                         fills the sky, but its bisected by
                         a white line, which is wobbling.
                         Around the dark mass, is some sort
                         of material, it's glowing, its like
                         an eye.  The shussing noise ahhh,
                         move back its trying to suck me in. 
                         I can feel its pull.

                                   SHARROW
                         Get those magnetic boots on now
                         ALEX! RUDI telemetry, get ALEX's
                         suit to back off section theta
                         intersection 15

                                   ALEX
                         (Panting) Ah, I'm trying, the exo-
                         skeleton is really straining. The
                         forces are massive. Its pulling
                         everything, including my body.

                                   RUDI
                         I'm starting to get radiation
                         readings, from the corridor.  The
                         suit is at its limit, hold on I'm
                         throwing overrides. SHARROW get
                         behind ALEX grab the back of the
                         suit and pull as well. 

                                   SHARROW
                         Will do, I've got hold, backing off
                         now.  ALEX you good. 

                                   ALEX
                         Yes, yes,  I don't feel so good
                         SHAS.

                                   SHARROW
                         ALEX it's the radiation.  I'm going
                         to pull you, keep working the
                         servos to max.

                                                       SOUNDS OF STRAIN
                                                         ROBOTIC SERVOS

                                   ALEX
                         (Strained) It's loosening it's
                         grip.  SHAS I think I'm going to be
                         sick.

                                   RUDI
                         Medic-vac on its way. She has
                         received a radiation dose.

                                   SHARROW
                         I'm not feeling great either.

                                   RUDI
                         Yep you have a dose as well. Pull
                         back, cancel the mission, get well
                         away from the effect. Repeat, get
                         as far away as you can.

                                   SHARROW
                         Argh! (Being sick sound) Coughing.
                         ALEX is unconscious.
                         This is serious RUDI. We need out
                         now I'm dragging her back.

                                   RUDI
                         Yep we know! I'm over riding the
                         exo-suits.  Walking you out.  Is
                         ALEX conscious?

                                   SHARROW
                         No, she's gone, I'm fading fast.

                                   RUDI
                         OK, you must have taken a hell of a
                         dose.  If it wasn't for your
                         special biology, I suspect you
                         would both be dead. 



               INT. RETROGRADE RCBS MEDICAL
               (ALEX, MACALISTER, RUDI, SEATON, SHARROW)

                                   SEATON
                         Now sit still, you both received a
                         very high radiation dose, its
                         affected your immune response and
                         stomach linings. Nurse swab their
                         faces please. 

                                   MACALISTER
                         Of course Doctor, I think I'll get
                         the bucket as well.

                                   ALEX
                         Argh, I feel like I've been burnt.

                                   SEATON
                         You were burn't all right. It's
                         miraculous you have survived,
                         seemingly intact.

                                   ALEX
                         It's out little nano things, what
                         are they up to?  I'm weak and
                         really thirsty, I feel like I'm
                         running a temperature

                                   SEATON
                         Well, I get you on another drip but
                         you have had a lot of saline

                                   SHARROW
                         Me to, I feel a bit under the
                         weather.  Those lumps under my arms
                         must be working overtime. Doc can I
                         get up, I need to pee.

                                   SEATON
                         Well your certainly flushing any
                         cell damage away in record time.

                                   SHARROW
                         Yep, must be. Is RUDI around we
                         need to speak.

                                   SEATON
                         I'll just buzz her, she's been
                         worried.  

                                                              BUZZ THEN
                                                           COMMUNICATOR
                         RUDI, our two guests have woken and
                         want to talk, could you come in.

                                   RUDI
                         (on comms) Sure, on my way.

                                   SEATON
                         So, I'm giving you some energy
                         boosters and some vitamins these
                         should assist will cell
                         regeneration.

                                   SHARROW
                         Thanks Doc.

                                   SEATON
                         Here you go, get these down.  

                                                             DOOR OPENS
                         RUDI, both patients are responding
                         well, and they appear to have
                         amazing regenerative powers.

                                   RUDI
                         Thanks DOC.  Girls, so how are you
                         feeling, we've all been really
                         worried.  You took a heavy dose
                         down in that corridor. 
                         Decontamination is down there right
                         now.

                                   ALEX
                         What happened after we passed out?

                                   RUDI
                         Well, we activated the withdrawal
                         automatically, and about a minute
                         after the effect faded over the
                         course of ten seconds and then
                         disappeared.

                                   ALEX
                         I wonder if it needs a human
                         presence to show?

                                   RUDI
                         We've no idea.  We're going through
                         the telemetry data at this moment.

                                   SHARROW
                         If JACINTA or COSTAS had taken our
                         dose they would both now be dead. 
                         That's what's bothering me. There
                         must be an increase in the
                         intensity of the effect.  Perhaps
                         it changes each time it occurs.  We
                         only have a couple of data points
                         at the moment. Excuse me (coughing)

                                   RUDI
                         Well, it's serious all right.  The
                         radiation beam came out at an angle
                         and up through the ceiling then out
                         of the pub.  Its pure luck that
                         other people weren't irradiated. It
                         probably reached all the way across
                         the habitat to the other side. 
                         Luckily it by then it had been
                         attenuated by a good amount of air
                         and dust. If the angle was
                         different then it could kill a lot
                         of folks.

                                   SHARROW
                         Exactly my thoughts. You need to
                         get radiation detecters in every
                         room, in multiple layers.  Set up
                         constant monitoring, if any one of
                         them starts to trend up,
                         triangulate and clear the area's in
                         the path of the beam. Also does the
                         effect manifest slowly, or does it
                         come on suddenly? Look we need a
                         physicist urgently, this is
                         something that is playing with
                         space and possibly time.

                                   RUDI
                         Yes, of course, but physicists are
                         hard to find, and ones that keep
                         there mouth closed even harder. How
                         do we know its not enemy action. 

                                   SHARROW
                         Well if the enemy can deploy what
                         we saw on the 'other side' of the
                         effect, we might as well give up
                         now. It was a window into hell.

                                   RUDI
                         What?

                                   SHARROW
                         Look, we looked out to another
                         world, it was a portal of some
                         sort, I don't think its fully open
                         yet, its kind of semi transparent,
                         or not fully effective. I think we
                         are only getting a fraction of what
                         is on the other side coming
                         through.  If it opens fully, we are
                         going to get a beam of radiation
                         that will cut New London into
                         pieces, and then vaporise those
                         pieces and then if a planet gets in
                         the way, it will cut straight
                         through that as well.  

                                   RUDI
                         Isn't that a little over dramatic!

                                   SHARROW
                         Well, I'm just extrapolating from
                         what has occurred so far.

                                   RUDI
                         Well, it's not going to be as bad
                         as the beam that comes out of
                         GANDER, when I tell her that the
                         Retrograde is under threat.  She
                         won't take kindly to that!



               INT. RETROGRADE MAIN BAR
               (ALEX, GANDER, RUDI, SHARROW, SOPHIE, ZED)

                                   GANDER
                         Trackamina, this is bad, very bad. 
                         We will have to close our doors. 
                         I'll have to say its for
                         renovations.  It sounds like this
                         beam can spring up at any time. 
                         RUDI do you know who might be doing
                         this?

                                   RUDI
                         Well we have a long list of
                         enemies, so take your pick. 
                         However my thought is its nothing
                         to do with any of them.  Think
                         about it, if you can manifest a
                         beam, out of thin air, then blast
                         away, why would you attack a pub? 
                         Clearly you would go for a much
                         higher value target.

                                   GANDER
                         I don't know, the hatred of some of
                         our competitors runs very deep.

                                   RUDI
                         Yes, well thats motive, but you
                         need the means as well.  Its my
                         judgement that they would not have
                         the means.

                                   GANDER
                         Yes, I hope you are correct. If
                         this beam can blast out at anytime,
                         perhaps we should set up a series
                         of lead shields at strategic
                         locations.

                                   RUDI
                         It's not practical GANDER, we don't
                         have an epicentre yet, and where
                         would we get sufficient lead. 

                                   GANDER
                         Yes, well we need to move out any
                         guests and staff and clear out the
                         Cherries Barracks.

                                   RUDI
                         I think I feel a space excise is
                         required, say some distance from
                         New London.  Perhaps we could do
                         some vacuum training.  I'll get BOY
                         on to that immediately.  Any other
                         non essential staff need to go to
                         somewhere else.

                                   GANDER
                         Oh my god this is going to cost a
                         fortune.

                                   RUDI
                         Oh yes it will, also we need to
                         keep this on the big down low.  We
                         don't want our enemies to get wind
                         of this.

                                   GANDER
                         Hmmm, thats going to be difficult,
                         but I will do my best.



               INT. ANGEL AND MAYS VIRTUAL PIN BOARD ROOM
               (ALEX, SHARROW, SOPHIE, ZED)

                                   ZED
                         So we, loaded in the information
                         from those interviews and the other
                         stuff.  We also got the camera
                         feeds so that's what are we
                         attempting to cross correlate.

                                   ALEX
                         Well the first thing to do is plot
                         each, (pause), lets call it an
                         'incursion', for want of a better
                         name.  At what position in the inn
                         did it occur.  If a beam emerges,
                         what is the direction of the beam. 
                         My thinking is if there is any geo
                         spacial patterning it would be good
                         to understand that.

                                   SHARROW
                         We need to do that for the time
                         dimension as well.  Do these
                         incursions happen randomly or are
                         they regular or at time which, say
                         correlates to our position in the
                         orbit, or other orbits or anything
                         else we can think of.

                                   ZED
                         What about spacecraft movements. 
                         If this thing is being projected
                         from outside, it may need a
                         spacecraft close to the habitat.

                                   SHARROW
                         Yes, good thinking.

                                   SOPHIE
                         How about, examining the intensity
                         to see how its changing.  It would
                         be good to pick up a trend. Does it
                         switch on instantly or build up
                         over time.

                                   ZED
                         You said you thought it was a
                         perhaps astronomical, is that
                         right.

                                   SHARROW
                         Well, we have a number of strong
                         clues, the most interesting of
                         which is the pulsating nature of
                         the emissions.  It may look like
                         the gates of hell, but I thought I
                         could make out the surface of a an
                         astronomical object, but I would
                         like to talk to an astronomer to
                         try and confirm that. I think what
                         we are dealing with is a real
                         thing, not some spooky mystical
                         nonsense. I think this is effect is
                         an Einstein-Rosen bridge. 

                                   ALEX
                         A what?

                                   SHARROW
                         A Einstein Rosen bridge

                                   ALEX
                         What the hell is that?

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh it's something I saw on a sci-fi
                         program, its like a distortion in
                         space that connects to another
                         place.  It's also called a worm
                         hole. The scientists were saying
                         they don't think it's really
                         possible, they were saying it needs 
                         negative energy or something like
                         that and vast amounts of energy
                         too, more than our civilisation can
                         muster.

                                   ALEX
                         Sounds like we definitely need a
                         physicist.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Well, that's where I might be able
                         to help, there is a gaggle over at
                         Columbus,  if thats the collective
                         term for these type of nerds. It's
                         the massive optical telescope
                         array. Its a short flight away. 
                         Perhaps I could set up a meeting,
                         there was this guy I met at a
                         party.

                                   SHARROW
                         Sophie, why am I not surprised, do
                         you meet everyone outside of a
                         party!

                                   SOPHIE
                         All the time, missy, its a bit of
                         drag, they keep hitting on me. Its
                         my magnetic personality you see.

                                   SHARROW
                         Magnetic personality, you sure its
                         not those short hot pants you wear?

                                   SOPHIE
                         Its real drag, but, what I girl to
                         do. (sigh)

                                   ALEX
                         SOPHIE, you minx.  You are pure
                         moocher, thats for sure. Well I'm
                         sure SHAS can give some advice on
                         how to dress down for less
                         attention if thats what you want!

                                   SHARROW
                         Actually SOPHIE was training me up
                         to attract the boys!

                                   SOPHIE
                         Oh, no disrespect, but I could
                         never be like you guys, you're way
                         to chilled for me. I guess its
                         because you're old, really old and
                         know a lot of stuff about all sorts
                         of things.

                                   ALEX
                         Hay, don't do yourself down, we
                         both know this ditzy act is just
                         surface, and your as sharp as a
                         whippet underneath. We are not dumb
                         enough to by into that, also GANDER
                         gave us a rundown on you're
                         academic achievements.

                                   SHARROW
                         Yes, we don't believe the act
                         SOPHIE.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Oh dam it, I thought you had been
                         fooled.  I guess thats why your
                         detectives, right.  Bye the way
                         SHAS you know CHRISTOPHER, he was
                         asking about you, do you want me to
                         hook you guys up.

                                   SHARROW
                         Ahhh, I think I might pass on that,
                         actually is he the one with the
                         dark hair, I'm starting to loose
                         track, I've been introduced to so
                         many?

                                   SOPHIE
                         Oh yeh, and the green eyes, he has
                         the hots for you alright.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh!

                                   ALEX
                         If you two have quite finished with
                         the bubblehead routine, I think we
                         need to focus.  After all we have a
                         world to save.

                                   SOPHIE
                         ALEX, you can be really square
                         sometimes. SHAS was just getting
                         her mojo.

                                   ALEX
                         Actuall

                                                               COMPUTER
                                                               KEYBOARD

                                   ALEX
                         y I'm so square at the moment I'm
                         cubical, so you better believe it.

                                   SHARROW
                         You know SOPHIE you have given me
                         an idea, when you mentioned
                         magnetic. I think I would like to
                         meet with this physicist friend of
                         yours and check a few things out. I
                         need to gather my thoughts.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Well, Miss square bum, lets grab a
                         cab and gather thoughts on the next
                         shuttle, which leaves in half an
                         hour.   

                                   ALEX
                         So where is this 'Columbus' thing. 
                         How long will it take, you two girl
                         friends to flick over there?

                                   SOPHIE
                         Oh its only about an hour, they are
                         in a trailing orbit.  They need us
                         for supplies, so they don't want to
                         be to far out, but they also want
                         to keep a minimum of thirty
                         thousand kilometres away.

                                   ALEX
                         Why are they separated from New
                         London at all?

                                   SOPHIE
                         I think it's to prevent light
                         pollution or something like that,
                         oh and vibrations.  There also a
                         lot of spacecraft throwing
                         propellent mass around the docks. 
                         I think the gases mess with their
                         telescopes.  We can ask them when
                         we see them.

                                   ALEX
                         We.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Well, you don't think I'm going to
                         sit on my tootsie, when boys stuff
                         is going down, do you? Besides SHAS
                         will get lonely by herself, and I
                         also need to learn this
                         detectivating or whatever you call
                         it.  Also we like to chat!

                                   ALEX
                         Oh its SHAS now, best of buddies
                         are you? 

                                   SOPHIE
                         Relax its part of the teenager
                         training program. I figured that if
                         we are going to pass we have to
                         pretend to be two uni kids doing a
                         joint project.  Besides I need to
                         make sure she doesn't start to act
                         beyond her physical years.  Problem
                         is she's just too smart for her
                         age.

                                   ALEX
                         Oh, you've picked that right.
                         Actually thats a good cover story,
                         it will allow you to pick their
                         horrible scientific brains without
                         raising suspicion and still torture
                         them with your hot pants!



               INT. COLUMBUS PROJECT DOCK
               (CHRISTOPHER, SHARROW, SOPHIE)

                                   SHARROW
                         SOPHIE, how do you know they will
                         just let us in? We can't just rock
                         up and demand to speak to a
                         scientist.

                                   SOPHIE
                         SHAS, chill, you completely
                         underestimate my girl power, it can
                         over come all known physical
                         barriers.  CHRISTOPHER said he
                         would be delighted to show us
                         around.  I said you were a hot nerd
                         chick, so he totally has a hard on
                         for you. I think you should wear
                         those little glass things you put
                         on your eyes.  They are so
                         anachronistic and charming he wont
                         be able to resist.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh, my god, what did you say to
                         him.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Look, you're a twenty something
                         attractive blond, what could
                         possibly go wrong, dig!  Look here
                         he is, oh I forgot to say he wears
                         those glasses things to, but I
                         think his are data lens, but aren't
                         they so sexy?  I think they are
                         steaming up in anticipation!

                                   SHARROW
                         (Groan) Ohhh, What's the back story
                         again?

                                   SOPHIE
                         Oh, sorry, I said we were doing a
                         project exploring the confluence of
                         art and science, or something along
                         those lines.  I thought we needed
                         easy visual explanations, it might
                         help us interpret what you saw.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh here he is, nearly through the
                         security gate.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Oh hello, SOPHIE, right on time,
                         and you are Dr SHARROW, is that
                         correct.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Oh, yes CHRISTOPHER, this is Doctor
                         SHARROW MAY, she is a well known
                         artist, and scientist, she really
                         wants to talk to you and get
                         inspiration. When I told her about
                         your research she got quite
                         excited.

               SHARROW Gives SOPHIE an intense stare.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Well, Ah Ms SHARROW, really, I'm so
                         pleased to meet with you, its good
                         to hear that the art community is
                         trying to connect across the
                         science barrier.  People need to
                         understand what a fascinating
                         universe we are living in!

                                   SHARROW
                         Yes, well, ahh, yes, I'm trying to
                         draw some of the most interesting
                         objects and show them in a way that
                         the lay person can find
                         interesting.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Wow, thats amazing. Now girls can I
                         get you a coffee and then we can
                         sit in the infirmary.  I can't take
                         you through into the labs because
                         of security.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Oh, thats fine CHRISTOPHER, we
                         don't mind.

                                   SHARROW
                         So tell me from a visual point of
                         view, what do you think are the
                         most interesting objects you see.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Well, I suppose nebula, they have
                         lovely colours, especially if we
                         use false colours for wavelengths
                         we can't see.

                                   SHARROW
                         Yes of course, but they have been a
                         little overdone, what about
                         individual objects.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Well, then it would be the larger
                         objects of our and other solar
                         systems, then there are the strange
                         things like black holes and neutron
                         stars. We don't really know in
                         detail what they look like, you see
                         we can't easily resolve distant
                         objects well, although we are
                         starting to be able to see
                         atmospheres around our nearest
                         neighbourhood planets.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh thats a shame, they would be so
                         pretty. 

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Oh no, may I call you SHARROW.

                                   SHARROW
                         Of course CHRISTOPHER.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         So you really wouldn't want to be
                         anywhere near any of those objects,
                         they are very dangerous.

                                   SHARROW
                         But supposing, in our minds eye,
                         say, we could see them. Say we
                         hovering in a spacecraft.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Well, then I suppose it would be,
                         objects like black holes, although
                         in that case the hole is black, so
                         not much to paint there.  However
                         the accretion disc, wow, I mean
                         really spectacular, especially if
                         the black hole was in a feeding
                         phase.  Mind you it would almost
                         always be highly terminal. 

                                   SHARROW
                         Terminal?

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Oh yes, you see the radiation
                         levels are off the charts.  You
                         would be cooked in an instant.

                                   SHARROW
                         What about those things that give
                         off beams aren't they black holes.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Oh, you mean the black holes,
                         smaller brother, the neutron star.
                         The magnetic ones are the worse,
                         they really stir things up, give
                         off beams.  You know when they were
                         first found it was thought they
                         were aliens beacons.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh, why is that?

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Well, they rotate you see and as
                         they go around, the beam of light,
                         x-rays mainly, but other stuff too,
                         goes around like a light house. If
                         you happen to be in the way, its
                         like a pulse of radiation. They
                         used to be called Pulsars.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh, thats sounds interesting!

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Well, there are several different
                         types, probably the most
                         interesting being, the magnetar.
                         Those are serious nasty, but mega
                         spectacular.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh, how exactly?

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Well, a magnetar is usual a very
                         young and aggressive neutron star. 
                         Just been born so to speak, no they
                         have a massive rotating magnetic
                         field. As matter gets ingested and
                         gets pulled apart by the fields,
                         and a do mean pulled apart, the
                         electrons get stripped off the
                         atoms, and the nucleus gets pulled
                         apart, huge amounts of energy are
                         liberated.  The magnetic fields act
                         like the biggest particle
                         accelerator you can imagine.  The
                         particles somehow get projected out
                         of the poles as a concentrated beam
                         of energy.  It will go for light
                         years.  Heaven help anything that
                         gets in the path.  It's a big field
                         of study.  We don't really
                         understand the mechanisms at play. 
                         Mind you the intensity of the
                         fields are really out of the park
                         beyond all human understanding
                         really. 

                                   SHARROW
                         Apart from the beams, what would be
                         seen?

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Well the neutron star it self would
                         have a characteristic temperature,
                         usually hot.  Of course many rotate
                         at good fractions of the speed of
                         light and the gravitational fields
                         are still large enough to warp
                         space. Yes they really would be the
                         ones to go for very visually
                         appealing from a painting point of
                         view.  You see the beams move
                         around, they don't necessarily
                         align perfectly with the poles, so
                         that they wobble around as it
                         rotates.  As I said, if we are in
                         the right place we can pick these
                         up like a lighthouse. 
                         In fact when they were first
                         discovered it was thought they were
                         radio bacons for 'Little Green
                         Men'.  Thats why in the catalogues
                         they are marked as LGM's, for
                         little green men.  Get it. If fact
                         they are very useful for
                         navigation.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh, yes very amusing.  So these
                         catalogues are they available
                         online.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Oh, yes almost all most
                         astronomical data is shared. The
                         interesting thing is that each star
                         has its own signature pulse
                         frequency, extremely stable like
                         atomic clocks and there are
                         hundreds of thousands of these all
                         over the galaxy.  If you know the
                         pulse, you can find the location.
                         They are really are the cosmic
                         beacons.  

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh, thats very interesting.  Thank
                         you CHRISTOPHER you information has
                         been ah, visually stimulating I
                         think I have enough for the time
                         being.  SOPHIE, didn't we have
                         another appointment.

                                   SOPHIE
                         What,  Oh yeah, of course, I'm
                         getting my hair realigned with
                         active nano gel. Its a very
                         important event.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         So will you hair be glowing the
                         next time I see you?

                                   SOPHIE
                         Glowing bright blue CHRISTOPHER,
                         just for you.

                                   SHARROW
                         Ahem. Well thank you CHRISTOPHER,
                         that was most informative, thank
                         you for you time.

                                   CHRISTOPHER
                         Oh, do you have to go I have a few
                         more minutes, I could show you some
                         pictures.

                                   SHARROW
                         Oh very sorry but we do have to go,
                         you could datavise them to this
                         address.

                                                                  BLEEP

                                   SOPHIE
                         Well, sorry CHRISTOPHER, The clock
                         is ticking. Don't worry we will be
                         back in touch as soon as we have
                         some artwork for you to look at.
                         See you at a party!

                                                        FEET THEN DOORS
                                                               CLOSING.

                                   SHARROW
                         Active nano, my foot.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Actually Ms 'know it all', there is
                         such a product, and its cool, can
                         make your hair glow, little organic
                         LEDS,  it's mega expensive. So why
                         the sudden rush.

                                   SHARROW
                         Well it occurred to me that all
                         this data is searchable and we can
                         do our own research.  It will more
                         secure and we can be more specific.

                                   SOPHIE
                         (Pause) So I take it your thinking
                         what I'm thinking.

                                   SHARROW
                         Well, if you're thinking, we need
                         to take out your brain, and reset
                         the hormone levels to normal, then
                         you might be right.

                                   SOPHIE
                         Hay, thats not going to happen, I
                         worked for my chance at the teenage
                         girl thing, and I'm going to enjoy
                         it, right!  Besides, I know exactly
                         what you are going to do. You are
                         going to measure the frequency of
                         that pulse and figure out which of
                         the little green men's, neutron
                         star may be calling! Right

                                   SHARROW
                         Told you, you were smart!



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