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G02-E09 - Eight of Swords
Vincent's mother tells all, even though she is dead. The next day Ghosthunters receive the pot treatment in the kitchen!
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THE TAROT INTERVENTION - G02-E09-EIGHT OF SWORDS
HESSE is fascinated with the attractiveness of her own
image as she ponders MILTON COBO's offer of work!
The Eight of Swords shows a woman bound and blindfolded.
Eight swords surround her, seemingly trapping her in
place, a symbol of the limiting thoughts, beliefs and
mindset that prevent her from moving forward in her life.
However, look closer: if the woman removed her blindfold,
she would quickly realise that she can escape her
predicament by letting go of her limiting beliefs and
establishing a new, more empowered mindset. The water
pooled at her feet suggests that her intuition might see
what her eyes cannot.
INT. PALACE THEATRE DRESSING ROOM - DUEL OF WITS
This is the scene where MILTON COBO persuades HESSE to
take part in his con, by pretending its a special web
based entertainment.
The focal point of the room is a luxurious vanity adorned
with ornate carvings and a pristine marble countertop.
It's softly lit by a row of dimmable, Hollywood-style
vanity lights that cast a warm, flattering glow over the
reflection in the mirror.
A full-length mirror stands nearby, framed with an
antique-inspired, gold-leafed border. It provides an
opportunity for a final glance before stepping out into
the world.
HESSE is preening herself in the full length mirror of
her dressing room. She has just finished her show. HESSE
is sitting at her dressing table, removing her wig,
slowly sipping a cocktail. There is a knock on the door.
HESSE
Come! Oh crap its you!
MILTON COBO
HESSE, you look radiant, my
darling.
HESSE
Don't you darling me, you old con
man. Not after what you said about
me!
MILTON COBO
I can only apologise, and explain
it as, "an excess of exuberance",
coupled with, perhaps one or two
drinks.
HESSE
Well exuberance or not, I'm the
star of this show, and have
security, so why should I not
scream, and throw you out of my
room immediately, and never bother
with you again?
MILTON COBO
Yes, I know darling, sorry to take
your time, but I was so impressed
with the glorious bill boards,
your name in lights ten feet high
I just had to come in and see you!
HESSE
We use metric in New London.
Don't you know anything! Besides
you told me I was a narcissistic
old hag, soaked in gin! I believe
that was the parting phrase?
MILTON COBO
A moment of pure madness, my
darling, born out of passion!
Something I have regretted every
day from that moment!
HESSE
So you should, it was very rude!
MILTON COBO
It was, my darling, I can only
apologise, and put it down to my
feverish, artistic nature.
HESSE
Well, you can pick yourself up
from your grovelling on the floor.
What do you want MILTON?
MILTON COBO
I come baring gifts.
HESSE
To re-iterate, once again. What do
you want MILTON?
MILTON COBO
HESSE my darling, I have the
perfect script for you.
MILTON COBO pulls out the script and places it on the
bar, flipping through the pages excitedly to excite HESSE
HESSE
A script? No diamonds? It can't be
any good if it is coming from you!
MILTON COBO
Don't be so trenchant HESSE my
darling! This is made of diamond!
It's has drama and tension. This,
(hitting the paper), this is my
masterpiece, my magnum opus! I've
spent months pouring my heart and
soul into it, and I believe it's a
role perfectly tailored for
someone of your exceptional
brilliance.
HESSE
(Takes a sip of her cocktail, not
convinced) You flatter me darling,
but I've got plenty of scripts,
see that pile over there! I have
roles, and attractive suiters,
knocking at my door all the time.
What makes your script so special?
MILTON COBO
(Passionately) This one, (sigh)
This is, it's, the one! It's
different! It's a story of a
fearless diva, the star of the
stage, and her journey through the
highs and lows of fame. The
character's complexity, her wit,
her charm, and the tragedy, they
all align with your unique
talents. It's a role upon which
you could feast my darling.
HESSE raises an eyebrow and takes another sip of her
drink, unimpressed with MILTON's performance.
DRINK BEING SIPPED
HESSE
Really MILTON, you always
exaggerate! (Pauses) But, do go
on.
MILTON COBO
The character, ISABELLA, is not
just a diva. She's a woman with
dreams, fears, and a heart longing
for true love. It's a
rollercoaster of emotions, high's
and lows, and with your talent,
you'd bring ISABELLA to life, like
nobody else can do!
HESSE
(Leaning in) Why should I choose
your sad contrivance, over all the
other offers I have?
MILTON COBO
(Confidently) Because this is a
chance to challenge yourself, to
dive deep into the essence of your
craft. The role explores human
emotions in a way that will
resonate with a unique and
influential audience, on a
profound level. Together, we can
create something magical that will
be remembered for years to come.
HESSE
MILTON, your pitch is overblown,
as is usual. But you still haven't
answered the most important
question! Can you handle my
artistic temperament?
MILTON COBO
(Smiling) HESSE, I won't deny that
you, (Pause whilst considering
words carefully) have a certain
reputation, but I see that as a
sign of passion, and dedication to
your craft. I embrace your
artistic temperament, and I
believe it's what makes you
extraordinary.
HESSE looks contemplative for a moment before breaking
into a scowl.
HESSE
No absolutely not, you're a suede
shoe, feather merchant, of the
first order, and I don't believe a
word that comes out of your
crooked mouth.
MILTON COBO
It pays two hundred credits a
performance, cash!
HESSE
When do I start?
INT. RETROGRADE - KITCHENS - GHOSTHUNTERS
(BLACK BEAR, BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW, CHEN, CHEN-ZONG, GIOVANNI
"THE ENFORCER" ROMANO, VINCENT GAMBINO)
This is the scene where VINCINT brings in a ghost busting
team, which he thinks will definitively eliminate the
possibility of malevolent spirits haunting the Retrograde
Inn. Unfortunately for him its just BEAR and CHEN
dressed up with fake props, supporting the confidence
trick.
BEAR and CHEN, both equipped with flashlights and
paranormal investigation equipment, stand in the dimly
lit lobby of the Retrograde. They exchange uncertain
glances.
BLACK BEAR
CHEN, we've been through this a
hundred times. Just stick to the
plan. Stay calm, and follow my
lead.
CHEN
BEAR, I'm nervous? I've heard real
bad stories about these guy's. Do
we really want to go, messing with
these Ghost gadgets. My Mum says
that Ghosts are real, and we may
be asking for trouble!
BLACK BEAR
Tell me is she a devote Christian?
CHEN
She goes to church quite a lot, I
think she like the vicar!
BLACK BEAR
Well that probably explains her
comment!
CHEN
I know she is a crazy old bat, but
this time she may be right!
BLACK BEAR
Come on, Really! You believe that?
Get real, we're just waving around
some silly boxes with lights on
them, besides we're in a space
habitat, it's has only been here
for fifteen years, it hasn't had
time to accumulate ghosts, even if
they did exist.
CHEN
But I saw a program that said
ghosts can inhabit modern space's,
they can be anywhere, and what
about the Maritsuba, that was a
space vessel and that was haunted.
BLACK BEAR
Yeah, well, it's too late now,
just keep cool, if we find a real
ghost let me know by tapping on my
shoulder. I'll then make sure
you're between me and the spook.
(Chuckle) That way it gets you
first!
CHEN
Thank's for nothing! Oh shit!
Someones coming.
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
Are you the (Pause as if he can
hardly believe he is uttering the
words), The "Ghosthunters".
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Yes, you called my office, I'm Dr
Crenshaw and this is Dr ZONG. If
you could show us where you
experienced the apparition?
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
I've not experienced anything, its
the kitchen staff, they hear
noises. I think its mass hysteria!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Maybe, maybe not! It could be a
class one entity!
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
If you say so, I don't believe any
of that crap! It's the boss, he
want's to see you. He wants to
make sure he is not being scammed.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Scammed, I can assure you we are
established practitioner's and
have a number of successful
clients. If you think its a scam
why call us?
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
Not you, someone else! If it was
up to me, you'd all be out of a
lock, but luckily for you, my boss
thinks you might be of some use.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Thanks for the vote of confidence!
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
Like I say, I don't believe any of
this crap so watch out. If I find
out afterwards that its a scam,
you'll be in big trouble.
CHEN-ZONG
(Cough) Perhaps we should go, Dr
Crenshaw.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
I want to meet this boss man.
(Through gritted teeth) Besides Dr
ZONG, we discussed this case, its
sounds very intriguing.
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
Come on, Mr GAMBINO is in his
study, its not a good idea, to
keep him waiting. Go down there,
along the corridor and then go
left.
BEAR and CHEN-ZONG walk through into VINCENT GAMBINO
private chambers they notice the slight outline of where
a pentangle has been removed showing the previous day's
efforts by GANDER-DAVID and JACINTA. There are some burn
marks on the floor.
VINCENT GAMBINO
So, you two are the Ghostbuster's?
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Yes, I'm Dr Crenshaw, and this is
my colleague Dr ZONG.
VINCENT GAMBINO
Yes, well make sure none of todays
consultation is in any
publication, otherwise they'll be
trouble. I want a private session!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Of course, it goes without saying.
To get down to business, where
exactly is the focus of these
unwanted "eminations"?
VINCENT GAMBINO
These 'eminations' as you call
them, appear to be focussed in and
around our kitchens. There have
been some 'noises' and this has
upset the kitchen staff. I need
you to tell me what is actually
going on, I know its not ghosts.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Really, you are certain of that!
VINCENT GAMBINO
Look I'm not seven years old, I
know ghosts aren't real.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Really? Well we take a purely
scientific approach, can you
explain Dr ZONG.
CHEN-ZONG
(With nerdy gimp voice) Yes, to be
honest, we don't believe either,
but we seek to measure and
correlate. Empirical evidence is
the order of the day! To do this
we have a number of devices which
collect data. Let me show you by
running a baseline.
VINCENT GAMBINO
Sure, will these gadgets of yours
detect, intruders or bugs or other
stuff?
CHEN-ZONG
Probably, we scan a wide range of
frequencies in the radio spectrum
as well as light and sound. We
look for electrostatic and
magnetic anomalies.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Perhaps Dr ZONG, if you could
demonstrate one of our
instruments, in this room.
CHEN-ZONG
(With nerdy gimp voice) Good idea,
certainly Dr Crenshaw.
CHEN-ZONG pulls out an EMF meter which he waves around
the room.
SCANNING NOISE, THEN BLEEPS
VINCENT GAMBINO
What is he doing?
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
He is conducting a fast EMF
survey, he is holding an EMF
meter, it picks up disturbances in
the electromagnetic fields. We
believe spirits or ghost presences
disturb these fields, as a side
effect.
CHEN-ZONG
(With nerdy gimp voice) Dr
Crenshaw I sense a small
perturbation in the fields?
VINCENT GAMBINO
What, where?
CHEN-ZONG
The EMF fields are off, two
area's, one lower down by the
floor, one over by that table.
METER WARBLING
CHEN-ZONG
Oh, its very localised, I'm
sensing a strong field. What are
these marks.
CHEN-ZONG waves the meter across the old markings that
GANDER-DAVID made the day before. It makes warbling
noises which become much stronger as they pass over the
rubbed off pentangle. CHEN-ZONG is moving the small
button he inserted in the under side of the meter, away
from VINCENT GAMBINO.
CHEN-ZONG
Very strong residuals, look at the
meter. Execuss me Sir, but I have
to ask, have you had recent
paranormal activity in this room?
VINCENT GAMBINO
(Slight cough) We had a tarot
reading yesterday, but I believe
she was a con artist.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
A Tarot reading, I hope you used a
registered cartomancer?
VINCENT GAMBINO
Yes, of course, it was some old
witch called Elephant or something
like that! I forget exactly.
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
(Discrete Cough) I think the old
women was called ETTEILLA, the
weird assistant was called
ELIPHANT.
VINCENT GAMBINO
Thank you GIOVANNI, these "feather
merchants" are so difficult to
remember!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Sorry, you mean the great ETTEILLA
was here, yesterday?
VINCENT GAMBINO
You've heard of her then!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
ETTEILLA is the head of the
cartomancers guild, so yes, of
course I have heard of her. She is
well known to all paranormal
investigators. She is a powerful
reader, not someone to be taken
lightly!
VINCENT GAMBINO
Really! Well it was just a small
reading, nothing of any real
importance.
CHEN-ZONG
The meters show considerable
energies were expended, there were
distortions in space time. There
must have been significant
cartomantic events.
VINCENT GAMBINO
Well, it's none of your business,
it's between me and my reader.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Yes of course, (Cough) naturally,
come on Dr ZONG, we must scan the
kitchens!
CHEN-ZONG
One more minute Dr Crenshaw, I
have another reading.
CHEN-ZONG waves the device around and starts to home in
on a small box like chest in VINCENT GAMBINO's office.
CHEN-ZONG
Dr Crenshaw, I'm picking up strong
eminations from this wooden box
with the locked doors. Excuse me
Sir, but what's in the box?
VINCENT GAMBINO
(Raised voice) Don't open it!
CHEN-ZONG
It's showing very strong
eminations?
VINCENT GAMBINO
It was given to me by my father.
It's a Dybbuk. It brings very bad
luck if you open it. As you can
see it is locked.
CHEN-ZONG
Look at these Dr Crenshaw, I've
not seen readings so high!
CHEN-ZONG goes over to BEAR and gets close and whispers.
CHEN-ZONG
(Whispered) What the Nanofrag is a
Dybbuk?
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
(Whispered) Leave it to me.
(Raised voice) Yes I concur doctor
those readings are exceptionally
high.
BEAR moves over to examine the box
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Mr GAMBINO, that doesn't make any
sense. A Dybbuk is a a disembodied
spirit possessing a living body,
that belongs to another soul.
There's is no way it would be in a
box or anything else material
other than a human body.
CHEN-ZONG
Yes of course Doctor, that was
what I was thinking!
VINCENT GAMBINO
Well, its been in the family for
many years. I like it. I myself
have never opened the box, so its
a mute point isn't it. I didn't
get you here to tell me what I
already know!
I need you to go and conduct
readings, specifically in the
kitchens.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Won't they be in use, we need
complete silence with the lights
off?
VINCENT GAMBINO
They have been temporarily
shutdown for 'cleaning'. I have
the power off, and all fridges
emptied and turned off. I want
you to investigate immediately.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
We will need to be accompanied by
one of your staff, to corroborate
findings.
VINCENT GAMBINO
Don't worry about that, I'm coming
down with you. GIOVANNI do you
have your gun?
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
Of course boss, I want the porco
that is doing this! If I catch
him, he will wish he messed with
someone else!
VINCENT GAMBINO
Good, I look forward to that!
INT. RETROGRADE - KITCHENS - PAN TROUBLE
(BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW, CHEN-ZONG, GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER"
ROMANO, VINCENT GAMBINO)
In this scene the "Ghost hunters" CHEN and BEAR scan the
kitchens, unfortunately for them , they really do wind a
poltergeist who likes throwing pans around.
TIMEPASSING
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO slowly unlatches the door
into the darkened kitchen spaces.
AIRLOCK SOFT HISS
The kitchen is pitch black and totally silent.
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
(Whispered) I can't see anything!
VINCENT GAMBINO
GIOVANNI, why are you whispering,
their are no Ghosts, you idiot,
(Nervous laugh)
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
(Whispered) Leave the lights off,
our camera's work better in low
light conditions. What do you
think Dr ZONG, an EMF scan
followed by some EVP.
CHEN-ZONG
(Whispered) Yes, I think we need
to localise.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
(Whispered) Very good, you take
the left hand side, I'll go right.
VINCENT GAMBINO
I think, we will stay at the door,
we don't want to get in the way!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW and CHEN-ZONG split and slowly move
forward with VINCENT GAMBINO and GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER"
ROMANO carefully staying back by the doors.
SCANNING NOISES THEN A METALLIC SCRAPE
CHEN-ZONG
(Whispering) Did you hear that?
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
No, what was it?
CHEN-ZONG
A metallic noise, there it is
again!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Could it be our footsteps are
disturbing a pan?
CHEN-ZONG
I don't think so.
Suddenly a pot falls off a high shelf and hits BLACK BEAR
CRENSHAW on the head and clatters on the floor.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Argh shit, that hurt!
Sound of running footsteps as VINCENT GAMBINO and BLACK
BEAR-CRENSHAW come pounding around the corner.
VINCENT GAMBINO
What, the fotterewas, great you
found a pan!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
It came off a shelf, hit me on the
head. You better get back by the
door, we may have aggressive
poltergeist.
VINCENT GAMBINO
You're bleeding on my floor,
GIOVANNI, give this Ghostbuster a
bandage, I don't want to have to
sterilise the whole kitchen!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Thank you! Dr ZONG bring out the
EVP, we need to activate
communication.
VINCENT GAMBINO
That's a heavy pot and you dented
it, (laugh) you must have a hard
head Dr Crenshaw, is that
essential for Ghosthunting
(laugh).
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
(Whispered under his breath) You
sarcastic bastard!
VINCENT GAMBINO
What was that?
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Nothing, calibrating the
instrument.
CHEN-ZONG
(Cough) Excuse me, if I could
examine the shelf! Move back
please! (Gasp) Look at this Dr
Crenshaw, I think we have a class
one manifestation, see these
scrape marks. What do you think
the mass of pot was?
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
(Through slightly gritted teeth) I
don't know, Dr ZONG, several
kilograms, look at my head!
CHEN-ZONG
Look at the ER meter Dr Crenshaw,
its in the red.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Yes, I can see. I'm turning the
EVF on.
DISTORTED WHITE NOISE
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW waves this about as if trying to
spray the supposed ghost with noise. Another pot suddenly
falls off the shelf and crashes to the floor.
POT CRASHING ON FLOOR
CHEN-ZONG
We definitely have a class one
kinetic manifestation Doctor!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
I can see that Doctor, now lets
concentrate on the EVP.
HUGE POT CRASH
One of the kitchen shelves suddenly collapses and a large
number of pots and plates crash to the floor. BLACK BEAR
CRENSHAW and CHEN-ZONG start to run towards the door.
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
Hole crap! Retreat! Retreat! Get
that EVP off!
CHEN-ZONG
Let's get out of here Dr Crenshaw!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
I concur, doctor, I'm outta here!
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW and CHEN-ZONG run past VINCENT and
GIOVANNI.
VINCENT GAMBINO
Hay, your leaving, hang on wait a
minute, what about my plates. Oh
shit.
POT CRASH
BLACK BEAR-CRENSHAW
(Out of breath) Class One
aggressive...
POT CRASH
A pot hits him on the head.
VINCENT GAMBINO
Porca madonna e tutti gli angeli
in colonna! GIOVANNI you sort
them out!
POT CRASH
VINCENT runs up the stairs.
GIOVANNI "THE ENFORCER" ROMANO
Fuck that boss, It's above my pay
grade!
CRASHING SOUNDS FROM THE KITCHEN
INT. BLACK BEARS - LOUNGE - AFTERMATH
(BLACK BEAR, CHEN, GANDER-DAVID, MILTON COBO)
BEAR and CHEN tell CONO and GANDER-DAVID about their bad
experiences in the kitchens. COBO calms them down and
questions wether there are really Ghosts inhabiting the
Retrograde.
MILTON COBO
So you're telling me you were
attacked by a poltergeist, a real
Ghost.
BLACK BEAR
Something was throwing pans at us.
CHEN
They were heavy, look at his head.
GANDER-DAVID
I'd rather not, no offence
intended BEAR.
BLACK BEAR
None taken, but I had two pans hit
me, one narrowly missed GAMBINO.
But the coward was by the exit.
MILTON COBO
Good, that means he is starting to
believe. What did he say about
DAVID?
BLACK BEAR
He said he thought you were a con
artist.
MILTON COBO
Oh dear, maybe the convincer
wasn't so good after all.
BLACK BEAR
I don't know, but he will be a
tough nut to crack. We did the
whole cartomancer guild spiel and
CHEN did a re-enforcement scan of
the room. Made out like it was
full of Physic aftermath energies,
or some other bullshit, it all
sounded good and he seemed to soak
it all up!
GANDER-DAVID
What were VINCENT's eyes doing
when you were scanning. Did you
see.
BLACK BEAR
He was watching everything like a
hawk, I think he was trying to see
if it was another scam. He is
psychotically suspicious. Oh, and
he has a wooden cupboard, a Dybbuk
box. He was adamant that it should
not be opened.
GANDER-DAVID
What's a Dybbuk Box, when its at
home?
BLACK BEAR
Well, you know I'm jewish right?
In our culture, a Dybbuk is a
disembodied spirit that possesses
a body. Doesn't make sense though,
they don't possess a box, after
all, whats the point of that, no
internal spirit to torture. I'm
sure my mother was a Dybbuk, she
tortured me!
MILTON COBO
I thought that's what all jewish
mothers are supposed to do to
their sons!
BLACK BEAR
Ho, ho, very funny!
CHEN
I did a scan and funnily enough it
kicked off the meters and I didn't
even need to touch the cheat
buttons!
MILTON COBO
So your saying that those stupid
box things actually work?
CHEN
I don't know, but I wasn't pushing
the buttons. In the kitchens I
thought I heard voices on the
EVP's.
BLACK BEAR
CHEN, that was MILTON, remember
the radio link.
CHEN
Oh of course, but why was he
chanting like a choir?
MILTON COBO
What, a choir? (Cough) I wasn't I
left it on by mistake last night,
the batteries were flat?
CHEN
So, you weren't making voices.
MILTON COBO
Not me!
CHEN
BEAR, I told you this wasn't a
good idea, my Mum was right.
MILTON COBO
What's CHEN's Mum got to do with
this?
BLACK BEAR
It's a long story, don't worry
about it. The point is, we stirred
something up down there, and its
not happy!
MILTON COBO
Well, what ever it is, its helping
us win, so thats good news right?
BLACK BEAR
I don't know, I could feel hatred
in those pans, it was trying to
kill!
MILTON COBO
Oh Jesus you lot, I know you
pulling my leg, come on! Get real,
lets focus back on what we are
trying to do here! We know the
mark believes in spirits, after he
has a box with one in it. Probably
now also half believes in DAVID's
Tarot, we'll know soon enough, if
we get the call.
GANDER-DAVID
Don't hold your breath!
MILTON COBO
No, he'll call, believe me, we
have his attention now! Now CHEN I
know you playing me with the pans
and the voices. Good joke, very
funny. Ho, ho!
It was very clever, good move
guys! Did you use rare earth
magnets, induction coils?
Excellent work.
BLACK BEAR and CHEN look at each other!
CHEN
BEAR, he really does have hearing
problems!
BLACK BEAR
MILTON we didn't have anything to
do with the fucking pans. It
really is haunted down there.
MILTON COBO
Come on, you're shitting me!
BLACK BEAR
We are not, something was throwing
those pans, and it had malice!
MILTON COBO
Oh, crap, thats unexpected! I
didn't build that in to the
calculations.
BLACK BEAR
Well you better consider it going
forward.
GANDER-DAVID
Problem?
MILTON COBO
I don't know, I didn't
consider.... (Pause) No, no
problem I guess! It just means we
have a real Ghost on our side,
sort of makes our job easier, in a
way!