We are top of the league say we are top the league! New season, new features include 'mates rates' as we attempt to rate every player which is difficult when the last part of DES is coming on at nine and you all want to watch it. And Jose Moron-io joins us who seems to have a Welsh accent in another one of Matt's ill conceived characters. Then we are back to a Brazilian Quick Fire John - to find out his opinions on thongs. Stute-machine and a special Willan Quiz tops it off - it's great to be back!