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Yes, I was."},{"speaker":"Unknown","startTime":2802.75,"endTime":2806.86,"body":"I was I was gonna sit in the"},{"speaker":"Unknown","startTime":2806.86,"endTime":2808.42,"body":"back of a fucking van."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2808.99,"endTime":2812.14,"body":"Okay, you can a truck truck"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2808.99,"endTime":2812.14,"body":"you were in a truck. It was a"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2812.14,"endTime":2815.56,"body":"Chevy and it was like your"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2812.14,"endTime":2815.56,"body":"friends and neighbors but anyway"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2820.84,"endTime":2826.45,"body":"my trauma Yeah. Funny. Okay."},{"speaker":"Unknown","startTime":2828.61,"endTime":2831.85,"body":"Gotta go you so much."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2833.35,"endTime":2842.02,"body":"Oh, you're just an asshole"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2833.35,"endTime":2842.02,"body":"tonight. Even a towel and I know"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2842.02,"endTime":2847.15,"body":"you do baby. What do they need"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2842.02,"endTime":2847.15,"body":"to do to subscribe? They need to"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2847.15,"endTime":2850.78,"body":"listen and subscribe and I need"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2847.15,"endTime":2850.78,"body":"to feel that day. Get in the hot"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2850.78,"endTime":2856.0,"body":"tub so I'm gonna rub it Okay,"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2850.78,"endTime":2856.0,"body":"wow no I needed water now. Thank"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2856.0,"endTime":2859.24,"body":"you for listening to another"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2856.0,"endTime":2859.24,"body":"episode of not well. Thank you."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2861.58,"endTime":2864.67,"body":"So as your friends share with"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2861.58,"endTime":2864.67,"body":"your friends and shows your"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2864.67,"endTime":2868.12,"body":"friends Tex and honestly next"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2864.67,"endTime":2868.12,"body":"week Bobby won't be so blacked"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2868.12,"endTime":2871.99,"body":"out. I just want to send"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2868.12,"endTime":2871.99,"body":"honestly this is Jim install the"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2871.99,"endTime":2876.7,"body":"whole night Jeff Ah, really? I'm"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2871.99,"endTime":2876.7,"body":"sorry about the party ever went?"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2876.76,"endTime":2879.97,"body":"I made everyone play darts."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2876.76,"endTime":2879.97,"body":"You're welcome. I am so con"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2879.97,"endTime":2886.09,"body":"mouth right now. My mouth"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2879.97,"endTime":2886.09,"body":"doesn't work. Okay. Okay, good"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2886.09,"endTime":2887.47,"body":"night. Love you"}]}