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What's"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3485.88,"endTime":3488.19,"body":"crazy, though, is that that's"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3485.88,"endTime":3488.19,"body":"always how the world keeps"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3488.19,"endTime":3492.27,"body":"pushing. Oh, yeah. And scary to"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3488.19,"endTime":3492.27,"body":"take it. It's always taking over"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3492.27,"endTime":3494.82,"body":"something. So America right now"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3492.27,"endTime":3494.82,"body":"is America kept pushing to take"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3494.82,"endTime":3497.43,"body":"up pushing more and more West."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3494.82,"endTime":3497.43,"body":"That's what I'm like, who's"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3497.43,"endTime":3501.09,"body":"going to take us China? They"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3497.43,"endTime":3501.09,"body":"can't afford us. 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And so"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3529.62,"endTime":3532.02,"body":"that's why I think everybody"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3532.05,"endTime":3535.08,"body":"everybody does a good deed this"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3532.05,"endTime":3535.08,"body":"week. It can spread it can"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3535.08,"endTime":3541.65,"body":"easily very easily just like"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3535.08,"endTime":3541.65,"body":"gonorrhea. Mexican gonorrhea"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3544.11,"endTime":3547.44,"body":"that's not going away fast. At"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3544.11,"endTime":3547.44,"body":"least you can get a pill hasn't"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3547.44,"endTime":3555.24,"body":"so far. Like oh, pharmacy. Oh,"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3547.44,"endTime":3555.24,"body":"hi, gay. This has been another"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3555.24,"endTime":3559.53,"body":"episode of not well. I'm Bobby."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3555.24,"endTime":3559.53,"body":"I'm Jen. Hopefully you get to"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3559.53,"endTime":3562.26,"body":"see the new studio next time. If"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3559.53,"endTime":3562.26,"body":"not, we will see you wherever"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3562.26,"endTime":3565.89,"body":"the fuck we land, whatever,"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3562.26,"endTime":3565.89,"body":"counteract whatever counter"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3565.89,"endTime":3569.79,"body":"we're at. Oh, that sounds like a"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3565.89,"endTime":3569.79,"body":"catch phrase. Whatever counter"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3569.79,"endTime":3572.58,"body":"we're at. We'll catch you next"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3569.79,"endTime":3572.58,"body":"time. Whatever counter we're at."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3573.51,"endTime":3577.83,"body":"Bye, bye. I mean, we're so good."},{"speaker":"Unknown","startTime":3577.98,"endTime":3600.3,"body":"We're What's up"}]}