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I can't even do this"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3085.8,"endTime":3087.12,"body":"properly for pride."},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3087.18,"endTime":3088.77,"body":"Yeah, you're well"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3090.63,"endTime":3093.78,"body":"I did it. I'm a star. Yeah,"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3090.63,"endTime":3093.78,"body":"so"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3093.78,"endTime":3095.97,"body":"anyway, this is I feel"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3093.78,"endTime":3095.97,"body":"like we just had our high school"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3095.97,"endTime":3097.8,"body":"moment like we were bitching"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3095.97,"endTime":3097.8,"body":"about not being one of the guys"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3097.8,"endTime":3099.21,"body":"and we're like I felt your"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3099.21,"endTime":3102.3,"body":"teddy. Oh my god shove it"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3099.21,"endTime":3102.3,"body":"in my say"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3107.219,"endTime":3109.529,"body":"this has been another"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3107.219,"endTime":3109.529,"body":"episode of not Well, I'm Bobby"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3109.559,"endTime":3114.539,"body":"I'm jam. See you next time where"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3109.559,"endTime":3114.539,"body":"we might be dressed as 2010"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3114.539,"endTime":3118.049,"body":"people or hopefully nude in a"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3114.539,"endTime":3118.049,"body":"hot tub. Oh, that'd be fun or in"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3118.049,"endTime":3121.949,"body":"the park. The park is cruising"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":3118.049,"endTime":3121.949,"body":"man."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3122.43,"endTime":3129.42,"body":"Okay, yes. Let's see. Yes"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3122.43,"endTime":3129.42,"body":"for me. I got off by Bye. Oh my"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3129.42,"endTime":3132.3,"body":"god, that was hot. It's hot. But"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3129.42,"endTime":3132.3,"body":"I don't know how the drag queens"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":3132.3,"endTime":3132.81,"body":"do it."}]}