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No, not doing it."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2175.09,"endTime":2178.21,"body":"Especially with that chunky that"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2175.09,"endTime":2178.21,"body":"salt and pepper beard like"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2178.21,"endTime":2179.2,"body":"absolutely not. Oh,"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2179.2,"endTime":2180.73,"body":"we're supposed to just"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2179.2,"endTime":2180.73,"body":"format in which we're going to"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2180.73,"endTime":2182.38,"body":"work on this week. Okay, I"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2182.38,"endTime":2185.35,"body":"want to do it. No, just"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2182.38,"endTime":2185.35,"body":"from waiting. With you get to"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2185.35,"endTime":2187.45,"body":"put out I have little white"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2187.45,"endTime":2193.21,"body":"here. So room on my face."},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2187.45,"endTime":2193.21,"body":"I want that chest hair. My"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2194.5,"endTime":2196.24,"body":"eyes to do is ride your"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2194.5,"endTime":2196.24,"body":"face."},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2197.95,"endTime":2201.37,"body":"This has been another"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2197.95,"endTime":2201.37,"body":"episode not Well, I'm Bobby. And"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2201.37,"endTime":2205.69,"body":"thank you so much for joining us"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2201.37,"endTime":2205.69,"body":"today. I really appreciate it. I"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2205.69,"endTime":2207.28,"body":"don't know if we do. I just I"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2205.69,"endTime":2207.28,"body":"hope you"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2207.28,"endTime":2208.3,"body":"appreciate it."},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2208.63,"endTime":2210.79,"body":"You better tell us how"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2208.63,"endTime":2210.79,"body":"much you appreciate us."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2211.0,"endTime":2216.49,"body":"No doubt. I don't even"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2211.0,"endTime":2216.49,"body":"appreciate this. So Happy"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2216.49,"endTime":2219.01,"body":"Memorial Day and thank you for"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2216.49,"endTime":2219.01,"body":"your service. It's"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2219.04,"endTime":2221.8,"body":"beyond more. This is like"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2219.04,"endTime":2221.8,"body":"the week after but All right."},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2221.83,"endTime":2222.79,"body":"Happy June."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":2223.45,"endTime":2226.57,"body":"No, no. Happy pro ride."},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2226.93,"endTime":2231.25,"body":"Ride. We'll see you by"},{"speaker":"Bobby","startTime":2226.93,"endTime":2231.25,"body":"growth"}]}