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time."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4293.769,"endTime":4294.16,"body":"Goodbye."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4294.34,"endTime":4294.639,"body":"Goodbye."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4295.12,"endTime":4297.0,"body":"Now call us now."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4297.73,"endTime":4304.36,"body":"Call as free (614) 721-5336."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4304.54,"endTime":4305.65,"body":"Not hell."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4305.98,"endTime":4311.29,"body":"Call us when you're drunk high and just"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4305.98,"endTime":4311.29,"body":"want say something not well or whatever."},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4311.295,"endTime":4314.59,"body":"I honestly call us when you're not well"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4311.295,"endTime":4314.59,"body":"and won't make you well Or does it?"},{"speaker":"Jim","startTime":4314.594,"endTime":4315.67,"body":"I want drunk calls 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