The Drag Race to Congress: Drama Queens of the House of "Representatives"

In this episode of the "Not Well Podcast" with Bobby and Jim, the hosts cover a variety of topics, including end of the world predictions and the potential emergence of the antichrist in 2023. They express skepticism and uncertainty about the duration of the antichrist's reign. They also discuss recent events in the government and the Republican party's struggles with power, highlighting the embarrassment it causes. They also mention a government official appearance and share personal opinions about it. Along with that, they also talked about pilots, how townships are important for the society, what makes them happy and how it could help mental health. They also discussed some popular tik tok lives and the connection with mental health.

Sugar and Spice are two identical twin drag queens from Long Island, New York, who have taken the drag world by storm and now are on Ru Pauls Drag Race Season 15. They have over 7 million followers and are full-time queens. Their fans are fascinated by their 2000s aesthetic, complete with loads of mini skirts, feathery and meshed tops, and even Juicy Couture sweat suits. Sugar and Spice have distinct looks; Spice has an edgier, darker aesthetic, while Sugar has a girlier aesthetic. The twin's fans find much entertainment in seeing the two drag stars bicker and banter in their videos. They’ve made a whole series out of their playful arguments, and even host “competitions,” where they create two separate looks to see which one of them gets more likes. The twins say that working as drag queens allows them to express themselves as individuals and they have always been passionate about drag, even as kids. They grew up with dolls as their models and turned them into photographs, now they use their own selves as canvas.

Nostradamus, whose full name was Michel de Nostradamus, was a French physician, astrologer, and reputed seer who lived in the 16th century. He is best known for his book of prophecies called "Les Propheties" in which he made a series of predictions about future events. These predictions, written in quatrains (four-line poems), cover a wide range of topics including war, natural disasters, and the fate of individual rulers and countries. While many of his predictions are open to interpretation, many people have claimed that some of them have come true, leading to a continued fascination with his work. His influence on esotericism, divination and occultism. Many followers believes that Nostradamus had a supernatural insight into the future which was aided by his extensive study of history, astrology and other forms of divination.

Nostradamus predictions have a good influence in popular culture, several movies and TV shows are based on his predictions, you can find them streaming on different platforms like Netflix and Amazon Prime.

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This episode of Not, well, we talk about sugar and spice. We talk about drama in the House of Representatives and drag queens. We talk about townships and towns, and we talk about how you can deal with friendship, uh, roadblocks. We talk about peaches and cream. Oh yeah. We did talk about peaches and cream, and we also talk about airline pilots at the very end, and you're not gonna wanna miss it. So we do a fucking full on presentation. Let's get to the episode. I were talking something couldn't to be like right. Right there yet. Right here. I don't know what we're doing. We're just going Hello everybody. Want to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby and I'm freezing. I don't know why I'm sweating. Well, it's the middle of winter, even though it doesn't feel like it some days. And you have winter. I think you have a window open. Well, do you have a window open? Cause I feel a breeze. Not the fan. Like a cool breeze. Maybe you're getting sick. Why would you say that? I mean, you're such a bitch. I know how to warm up. I need to drink. Okay. Have a bev. Cheers. Oh, I, I love a good high noon. You know we're gonna get in trouble with some high noons. I always do. And I took a PPI today. It's cause I can drink like, oh you did? Yeah. How are we doing? What's the update? Haven't still haven't grown up in like five, six days. Yay. I was gonna do like a clap, but I don't know where it was. I also took Zofran two of those days. Y'all Queen. Everybody, welcome to the show. We just watched Drag Race, so we're feeling frisky, we're feeling we're sassy, we're working. We're feeling like the sugar twins Fanta face with sugar and spice. Ooh. Honestly, it takes us way too long to get into drag. We like to take our time. We like to get into the fantasy. So next time dress up as clicking as ugly. Just hot or damn. Everyone's always like, get you a man that could do both. Yeah. Like why does be a prince when you can also. A princess. Sweetie. I'm not shady. We're dating. Oh, they're dating. Okay. I'll be the third actually. Noah. Well, this doesn't look like the toy, sir. Sweetie, that was my line. Whatever. What in the Maria? Kayden. Ashley's going on off to be viral. Gonna go break the internet. Always, baby. Always. We are sugar and spice, except for we're fat and fatter or like, yeah. What, what's our name? Sugar and spice. Um, what's like two big things like watermelon and cantaloupe? Boil and toil. Oh, toil and trouble. Trials and tribulations. Saturated fat. Okay. Saturated or saturated fat. Unsaturated. Saturated, unsat, sat and unsat. We're here where the unhatched tans. Uns. A lot of people don't like the twins, but I think they're gonna go far. Just like, I'm just gonna be honest. First of all, is my mic low? Like something I'm not, like, something's not working. Put it in your hole. It's literally in my mouth. Oh. That was you this morning. I don't wanna hear it. Oh, well, some of us had to do our due diligence. We're talking about the double twin twins. Um, so I, I do see them going further. I just don't see how they are the stars of the show. They're not the stars for me and like, they're just little, two little queens who from Long Island, and I know they have quote unquote 7 million followers on TikTok. Seven, 7 million. They have only 300,000 on Instagram. Like they're not that popular, is what I'm saying. Okay. I mean, that's fair. It's easy to get followers. They're very, but they're Gen Z people are like, oh, I have a million views on this video on TikTok. And it's like, You know, people scrolling through TikTok for an hour. Never say it's not that easy. Uh, you make it sound like it's easy, but it's not. I'm just letting you know. Well, once the algorithm likes you, it is Well, it is cuz it's funny. You get, well, you get one viral video and then boom, easy and boom. Honey, it's easy. Boom, boom. Babe. I'm wearing my front word hat today. I'm being, I noticed mask. You're very butched. We are like twins though. It's like we're bush today, Butch. Did you see my shirt? Um, but oh yeah, this is my shirt. Or your shirt. It says, uh, this boy's a bottom and it's me and my c p with glasses on. Yep. I made this shirt just for my friend because I'm a true friend, because he's a true friend. I wear it out and people are like, who is that hot guy? And I'm like, and like it's me. It's my friend Bobby. I've actually never been out with you wearing it, so this'll be interesting. It'll be a good night. It's gonna be a fucking good night. I do wanna play. So we only got one voicemail this week, which is fine. Okay. Um, but I do wanna play it. Uh, for you, because that's how we're gonna start the show because he talks about, okay, it's fine. No, it's good. I feel like I'm about to be criticized. You're about to be in trouble. Rubble run into me like a train. Like I need a warning. Whoa. I'm an introvert. Warning, honey. It's coming., that's common, honey, that, fuck, what is this thing called? Okay. Hey guys, it's aj and two things from your latest episode. Number one, Graham crackers were embedded by a guy named Dr. Graham, who believed that, um, you had to eat certain kinds of food, plain foods in order to, um, not have sex because sex, uh, made you, uh, sicker and die earlier. So a part of his program was to create these crackers that were kind of bland and, uh, that's where Graham crackers come from. Super weird. I know. Uh, secondly, I lived in Minneapolis for 12 years and you nailed it, Casey in there is exactly what you said. They, um, do not really care if you're there or not. They are kind of unfriendly, they're nice, they're nice to your face, but they're just kind of like, nah, I never got it. I am so happy to not be there. Bye. Oh my god, thank aj. So he was there 12 years and that was his So you were, you got it in. He said, I got it weekend. Got less than a week. Yeah, like a week, a weekend. You're like, oh no, A week when it's off week too. Like it wasn't the real, where the locals would be there. Yeah. They were all, sorry. I mean, and I know that you talk a lot and sometimes I get annoyed. I'm like, Ugh, here he goes. Talking to these people again, I do talk to a lot, but like literally nobody talked to us. Like nobody. That's weird. And that's weird. And I'm like, like when I see people I don't recognize at a bar, I'm like, oh, are you from Columbus? Are you from here? Yeah. Right. Oh, hey. Right. Like, who are you? Wait, I'm sorry. Who are you? We just talk to people from Columbus too, and I'm just talking. Well, and then I think that then I sit at the bar, I'm like, Ew, ugly horrors. It's like, no. So maybe that's gonna be my sign to You should try be more proactive. You should reach out. Reach out to somebody. So, uh, aj thank you so much for the call you and the graham cracker thing. Okay. The graham cracker thing. I, yeah, I'm glad he brought it up because Matt brought it up to me. Okay. Uh, while he watched the episode on YouTube and Matt was like, sending me this. And I'm like, wait a minute. But did this guy realize we were gonna put fucking canned icing on the graham crackers? No. And he's like, gag for him. It's not simple, it's not pure. I eat graham crackers with icing on him and then I go jerk off. So like it didn't work honey. I, the graham cracker recipe failed. I do. Cool. Whip. Wait, whip , wait. Quip free. Listen, this is what you can do to in the tub. Quip free. Quip free. Yeah. So zero points, right? So I take a gram, a gram cracker. Well, here's the problem though. You take a gram cracker, you put a little layer of peanut butter on it, then you scoop a fucking glop of cool whip, whip, and there you have a wow. You're welcome. Now, if you were to put that butter cool quick, so if you put those together, freeze it. It's a Weight Watcher's, um, ice cream sandwich. Mm-hmm.. I mean, it's not, well, it's still not Weight Watchers and it's still like six points you. Grandparents are surprisingly. Yeah. Well I was, I'm a little worried about the peanut butter situation. Have you ever tried the peanut butter powder with water? Yeah. It never worked for me. It's not, it's not good. It doesn't work now. Matt loves that and I don't get it. He doesn't love it. He's acting like he loves it cause he wants to be skinny, but it's not happening. Do you know how many things that I pretend like I pretended like whole wheat pasta was good for so long. I know. And I would just say zero points. Same on the purple plan. Zero points. Same. And I would eat it and then be like, so bloated, hurt, small fiber. It does. And then I'm like, I would rather have a small bowl of plain, regular pasta. Right. Instead of whole wheat pasta. Sorry. It tastes different. It does Like even mac and cheese. Uh, yeah. There's just so many things. You pretend it's harder, you pretend it's good cause you wanna lose weight. Cause you're like, you do. Oh, this is really good. Wow. That was like a really refreshing grilled chicken sandwich. I'm like, bitch, I want the fried spicy. Literally. But now here I'm like, this is is so fucking good. Oh, truly. Truly. And they're, and it's like, Yeah. Like, we'll just use skim milk instead of whole for this cream sauce. Like, no, no. Well, I'm just on a new bandwagon here. Okay. Which is like moderation bandwagon. Oh, mine's the We Ovy. Um, cause I have an update. Uh, wait, wait, wait. What is happening with Bevy? Um, it's back in stock now. I even found out today at Costco that I was like, do you guys have Avy here? And he looked back and he goes, yeah, we have a few. They're back in stock. Bitch everywhere. Are you? The problem is I've got to get my insurance company to cover it. Oh yeah. You can't do $1,200 a month for no fucking, but then I thought maybe I could though because honestly let it, but what if I like, do you have an hs? Yeah. I just didn't, I don't have enough. I don't have enough. Oh yeah, you spent it all on Amazon. Shit. Last year you were like, I'm gonna buy a C P A P battery for my equipment, but pretend it's for my C P A P . You literally, you had a big dick. You, I remember you're like, I found all this stuff on Amazon that's HSA compli compliant. Well, you can click HSA in the like little, like they love filter filter. And I'm like, I was like, I'm not gonna say it's fraud. I'm just gonna like agree and say it. I didn't know that a whole back massager was, I mean it's like there's $500 things. I'm like, now I didn't know that you could get a massage covered with your hsa. And so now I just go and yeah, it has like, but it has to be, there's certain, yeah, the word therapeutic, you have to have like all the shit a doctor's recommendation. I mean, we're HSA compliant. I'm not saying we commit fraud here. We don't, but I'm just saying if you wanted No, I don't commit fraud. Honestly, if you wanted to. Well, okay, so for example, like if we ever go on the road and I need a generator. I bought one because , um, just your cpap p in case we go, uh, hiking. Okay. So we go hiking, camping, which it's not gonna happen. Um, don't tell Michael I don't wanna ruin. No, I already don't. Over tear apart a marriage. But you're not going hiking. I'm not going hiking. He knows that I'm, Matt can't go hiking, so I'm not like, tell Michael that, by the way. Uh, I signed up for the facial and the, the massage too. I was like, oh, I wanna get a, you did a facial. I didn't sign up for a facial and by the way, no. Cause you're doing a 90 minute, I'm gonna add on a facial then. Well, you're gonna be there by yourself, bitch. Wait, no I'm not. Cause everyone else can use the facilities. So we do 30. Okay, well that's fine. We do 30, we do 30 minute. I think it's like a 30 minute facial. Okay. And a 60 minute massage. That's what like few people got you and Amber got 90. Now I kinda wanna do a facial too, but like if I did a half hour facial, you guys could be in the hot tub. They have like hot tub and, and it's all ours apparently. Yeah. The whole place. I also like a fatter person was going with us, which is, I'm the only fat person in this trip, so No, you're not., but I do have like this, um, really I need to say something that's like, first of all, first of all, I want to talk, oh my God, I just got high for a second. Yeah. You were like, I have a really big anxiety about the trip and here's why we're going on a trip. And I invited some friends from at home and I invited friends from here. It just, I couldn't invite everybody. And the problem is that I want, there's, there's still like probably four people that I would've invited if I had the space. So I had to eliminate like certain situations. So I know certain people like definitely don't like, you know, the cold weather or don't like skiing at all, or don't, there's no point on this trip then because the trip will be, it'll be freezing cold. I just, we're only either skiing or lounging the whole trip. I've been wanting to say this for a while and it's really been bothering me cuz this is part of my trauma and my preach, my like therapy preach. But it is something that really bothers me is that I feel like I always have to like, let people know like, Hey, um, I'm gonna go on this trip, but I All your friends. Yeah. Right. It's like, I don't have to do that. No, you don't. Like, literally, and the, and the people that I'm talking about will be like, I don't want to go anyway. Or, okay. Like, cool, like you invited certain people because of certain people connect with these other certain people, whatever it is. But I get so out of shape. Well bent outta shape. I'm already outta shape. round is a shape. It is. Okay. And it's a hot one too. Um, yeah, no, I know what you mean. How do you feel about that? I realized I think in the past year, maybe, maybe year and a half, maybe since the Tri dose got increased, um, But I feel like I realized you don't have to be invited to everything and you can still be friends with people. Like literally like I look around and I'm like, there's even, even friends right now that I have to like remind myself of that. Who, like, I have mutual friends and then those two do things together. You're all the time. And then what the fuck? And I'm like, does this person not like me? And then I'll ask the one friend, Hey, does she not like me? Cause she never invites me to dinner. She never invites me here. And you, I see you two out all the time. So I know you guys do things. But then I'm like not invited by that. We're both friends individually and it's like weird. And then I'm like, actually I don't give a fuck . Like, okay, I'm not going to that. I'm not going out with them. I'm not going to dinner. It's okay. It's okay because we still's hard. It's hard. No, it hard. It's hard for everybody. I take, it's harder for you because you don't see these people often. So then you're thinking, see, I'm getting all together. We need to all be together. And it's like, no. Yeah, because you can fly home to Atlanta any given weekend. Sure. Or they can fly up here. Well, and that's, and that's the where's the shade button? You need it. Which Ps Maybe you can shove it up my pussy and close it back together. My uh, mom's coming in town. I'm sorry. What? Yeah, in two weeks. The real gag would be if your dad came into town. Well, that would be the gag. I mean, your mom's been before. Yeah, but she hasn't been to my new house. She doesn't Oh, she hasn't been to your new house yet? No. Oh, wow. That's been three years. Oh yeah. We went to get her on the pod. I need, yeah, we need a I We need to ring your mom, . Oh, she would love it. Oh my God. It would be a disaster. She would probably be like, what is this? It'd be like, we don't really do this. This is fake. Don't worry about it. Don't watch it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, like getting back to what I was saying though, like it, it is something that is so hard for me to hurdle and like get to the next level because I know these people will like, I'm sure their feelings will be kind of hurt. I mean, like, think about it, like, I think as being, as someone who's frequently left out feel bad for me, pity, pity by me. Oh, don't, oh, that's the same one. I think they probably felt that way, but then they also on deeper evaluation are. No, I'm not paying to ski. It's $600 for a ski pass for three days. It's expensive to get out there. It's $200 to rent the skis. The flights are 400 minimum. Yeah, it's in the middle of winter. So flights can be delayed and missed. And it's also gay ski week. And are they gay? I think I'm unpacking all this. So there's a lot of things where they're gonna think about it and be like, yeah, this isn't the trip I need to go on with Bobby. So like I can go on other trips with him. We can meet up other, other places. How do I like, I don't. Okay. Because I'm still not okay. So just friends are really hard to deal with lately. Like it's just a hard thing because I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings. Well, here's the thing. So then I'm like, okay, so I just need to figure out, and if someone wants to call and give us advice every week, I don't give a fuck. I love it. Aj, if you wanna call and let me know what aj what to do. Aj? Yeah. Yeah. Do I say something to her? Well now she's gonna know. But do I say something to the people that aren't invited? Like, Hey, there's gonna be this thing that you're gonna see everybody start posting pictures. Um, I just wanted to let you know, like, is that, or do I even let him know? No, I would, I think I just wanna give a heads up. Like, I think if it's something that's bothering you, it's better to just like do it and say, this is not like a breach of friendship. I don't think You're not a friend because I didn't invite you. No, no, no. There are just, there's only so many places connections. Right? The connections that are there. Yes. I can't not invite this one. Yeah. Without not inviting this one. Right. It ju that's where it could, yeah. I mean, well, and the thing is though, I wanted to miss met these people. Right. That's the thing is like we've connected with them. True. We like went down to Austin and you know them. I met them. So that's the other thing. So you're bringing them because everything I know them. Like I know all these people too. Correct. So you're bringing the right mix of, when I look at the list, I'm like, oh yeah. Like we all know each other. There's a way to connect dog. One degree. Yeah. Where's, and it's not just you like I know. No, no. Even if you're out of the picture. Oh, honey, I know Amber. Right. And I know Emma and Emma knows Sarah and Ashley and, and I know Ian from, so do you know how I met Michael Emma? No. Through Courtney. Who's gonna be there? See? So, so it's all connected. Even if each one of us are removed, we all know each other. So everybody's connected by another person in that group. Actually, this is like the perfect mix of a group. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna me great. Even Matt's met Ian, Matt met like, yeah. Here's the thing. This is not gonna be the last one. I feel like this is gonna be an annual thing in my opinion. Mm-hmm. as long as my aunt still lives there, we can mix it up. We can, we can see who makes the cut. Everyone's gonna be able to make the trip. Not everybody's gonna make it every year because like people have work things, other trips, other ski trips. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, I just, that's been bothering me a lot and it still isn't, I've. Felt it. I think it's better. I've, here's my new attitude, because I'm thinking this too. I, this is weird. Oh no. One of the people above me in the work, uh, hierarchy, uh, who a lot of people think I don't like, I actually don't hate at all. Like, they're like, oh, you like, don't get along with this person. And like, there's been some meetings where I like am just vocal and people mistake assertiveness for being a bitch, for being mad, for being mad and angry. And you're like, no, I'm being assertive. I'm stating my point. I'm asking a question. And just because they don't like the question and they get pissy about it, or someone else like, shouts me down or like silences me. I had someone silence me in a meeting twice, same person. And I'm like, I'm over that. Like, but I have an opinion. I don't. And why am why I'm allowed to bring it up? Yeah. Like why, why can I bring it up? I'm just say something. So like, that's this, that's the, the history of with this person. Like a lot of people just assume like, well you guys don't get along cuz you have, you've had this No. I still appreciate the person. Sure. I still think they're doing a great job. Sure. They're trying hard. So recently I'm like, yesterday I was like, I think I'm just gonna like send them an email and say I appreciate what they do. And I think they're trying hard. And recently I think they're doing better than they did like three, four months ago. It's ak, it's just feedback. Wow. I like that. So it's just like relational, mature, relational feedback. We need to know that's like really? Yeah, because I can tell when someone's trying and it's not that I'm like, you know, I just want them to know, I want this person to know. I don't hate what you're doing. I don't hate you. If you don't have to say, I don't hate you. It's a way of saying, I don't hate you. I don't hate you. Complimenting and being like, look, I think you're doing a great job. Like, and same with your friendship. You could say like, it's nothing to do with, I think we have a great friendship. No. Yeah. It's just that this moment is not it. It's not the time. So for my, my situation is like this issue we have a thing with, and we're working through it, but I still think overall we're doing great.. That's kind of like, what's kind of funny though about that too, is that it's everybody else's perception too. So I'm perceiving it like, she's gonna fucking hate me. Might not, she's gonna go anything about this. She's gonna go, Ew, I don't want to go, I don't want to go skiing. I don't, you don't wanna spend 2000 hours. I understand. She actually, this happens a lot to her. Yeah. So she understands and she'll be like, well I get it cuz everything's connected to a certain way. Oh. So anyway, I think, but like you said, like just being upfront and honest, like, but also I like the follow up thing. Like, I need to follow up. I don't follow, I think I'm gonna enough people. I we're both, we sit and stew, we stew with it, we brew it. We just like are going on and on in our heads. Like, oh, I wonder about this. I'm, and I, I've realized I'm like, every few days it comes up where I'm like, someone else will say something. Or then I'm thinking like, why am I stuck on this thought? Mm-hmm. over and over for weeks at a time. This is what's happening when all I need to do is just get, address it. Address it, and get it fucking done and move on. Because literally the person's gonna go, she's gonna go, it's fine. Okay. Yeah. Why are you making this so dramatic? And it's, cuz I just, that's what I fucking do and I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. And I, I think it's our anxiety, our insecurities from childhood. Like, it's bad though. And I think when you tackle, like I've been tackling my stuff, obviously. Well, so like, there's a lot of stuff from therapy that pops up and now it's like in front of me instead of buried or it's a little higher up. So like I recognize it more. Yeah. So it's just scary. Like I just, I'm very, my therapist asked if my medicine was working so we'll just put that, we're that again. We're hear you a new asshole. We're at that stage again then. Mm-hmm.. Okay. Well that's fine. We've already worked through the last time, so I don't know if I'm gonna have to adjust or not. What dose are you on of that? Prozac? Uh, I'm at 40 now. Okay. Which is mid, that's like the, that's the recommended go up to 80. Yeah. I don't want to go up higher. Cause I feel like once you get, don't another anyway. You wanna have wiggle room. Well, I think a lot of us too, growing up in our community, we're afraid, uh, I mean we have very few friends as it is. We, we don't want the few friends. We have to stop liking us . And so it's always like, I gotta keep them. I, we gotta, why do you think we stayed in the closet for so long and didn't wanna be ourselves? We absolutely crushed our own selves because we wanted you to be our friend because we were scared you were gonna like, reject us. I think straight people are allowed to fuck up more often. They are, they're allowed to have a friendship and be like, you know, like girls get in fights all the time and then they're still friends. That's also the problem with this too. I, yeah, I feel like I don't want to have any fight at all ever with any friend because I'm like, I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna totally lose that friendship. And it also, so no fights, it can get nasty. Bury the conflict. You really, really let it get you. You have so much ammo under your I mean, there's so much ammo though. Like you can shoot at somebody. So it's like, if you like, it's scary. Wouldn't you become close and vulnerable with somebody? But that's why I think it it, yeah. That's why it's bothering me though. I think we need to all focus on our mental health and I think a lot of people actually are right now. That's a good, I like we hate on resolutions, but it's a good idea. It is. It's, and I really like the theme to be follow up. Follow up. Just literally follow, if it's bothering you, do something about it because it will keep bothering you until you do. And it doesn't mean, it doesn't have to be anything dramatic. It can be a text message that's, or an email, like a five sentence email. That's all I'm gonna do. I'm literally not gonna be like, and it takes time. I'm not gonna walk. I want to have a meeting with you. No, I'm just gonna be. Do you got minute? Here's an email. Do you got a minute? Or like, Hey, can I just tell you something? I think that I believe the, you're really like email, you just calculated It's, yeah, it's precise and it gets the point across without you having to be like, yeah, okay, well, bye. And like, you know, not interacting in real life. Like, just like a quick little, that's all I wanna do. I didn't tell this and I don't know, like, I'm probably gonna have to cut it out. So that's something that like, that's what set me on my, like, or my meds working because I, I'm sorry, spiraled. That's like that. It's pretty rough. Well, yeah, that's really fucked up. So that's my, but anyway, that's, I wanted to tell you that, that's so fucked up. Cause that's what like, spurred this new, like, I wondered what, I was like, why do your therapists feel that? Because I went in hot. I was like, I hate everybody. First of all, I was like, . She's like, okay. I'm like, I just, that's so weird. Yeah. So anyway, I'm dealing with, I'm, I'm going through it, if you will. Yeah. Is that now I'm in therapy to fix it. What are you doing? Exactly. Are you gonna continue acting like you're too young to understand what's going on and then you're not. But again, I'm like, oh man, it's crazy. No, literally it's like now we're at a point where we're doing better. I'd rather be with my friends. Yep. I'm more excited about this ski trip than I am about, sorry. I know. Sorry. I know. And that's what I say. You have your chosen family and it's true. Chosen family is real. I think it's way better. The people who listen to this podcast, most of them know about chosen family. Yeah. And, and yeah, find your chosen family if you haven't. Because even if you're a straight girl that listens to the show, you have a chosen family. Or I guess we're part of it, I guess. No, totally. But this is what I want to hear from our listeners. Like if they can call in and leave a voicemail. Yeah. I want to hear kind of what their family issues are and how they worked through them. And any tips on like setting boundaries on looking at the past, not worrying about having regrets later in life. Like I wanna learn, like what can I, how can I do this better? Because like, you know, therapy once a week is great, but like it's. Other people going through it is we need some tips. You also, yeah, I mean also somebody can see something differently and be like, wait, I didn't even think of that. Yeah. That's why therapy's good. But also you can get hear from friends too. You can get stuck in your therapist. Your therapist can kind of like become your teammate and they're like, yeah, you deserve the world. And it's like, it's like, do I, or just want my next month payment, which I know my, I love my therapist. It's never about that. I don't think it is with mine. I really, really don't. But also I know it's her job, so it's like you have to like me. It does there Is that always where you're like, yeah, they are required to like talk to, but also I think, I'm sure there are, are clients that they are like, okay, bye. I don't know, maybe she's just gonna make me feel special, but here we are. But I also think that people who go into therapy and become therapists are like genuinely caring people.. Mm-hmm.. That's the crazy thing is like who? They show up and they're like, yeah. Oh. I'm like, they like, you'd probably be good therapist. Yeah, I would've, I would've loved that. Honestly. I wanted to be a psychologist, but then I was like, I'm too fucked up. That's what I worried about. I was like, I'm too fucked up myself. I don't even know what's going on with me. Mental health is, so I didn't even wanna go and into it, but I was like, I feel like I could help people because I've gone through it. But then I'm like, no, I'm too fucked up. Can you imagine like your brain can literally go psycho, it can convince your, convince you of things that it can make you hear things that aren't being said. It can make you see things that aren't being said or seen, and you're, they're there. And you're the cra. Yeah. Yeah. And, but you don't feel crazy. You're just at the mercy of your own brain. That is really fucked. Um, yeah. Hashtag medications. Hashtag We're getting deep today. We took a deep dive. I love that. I did. I want, I needed to say I needed to get real, um, I needed to get like that off my chest. Cause I, it's been bothering me. And then like the, are you there because of your faults or are you there because you were put there and that's the real, that's and that's the, and and scene bring at work. So I do have a question. As someone from the south, I thought you would know this, . Um, what are peaches and cream? Peaches and cream? Because I know like there's a song and I hear like, peaches. Peaches and you taste so good to me. Peaches and cream. Um, but like, is it, what is that? It's like, why is that a, a phrase, peaches and cream? Like, are people just pouring cream over peaches and being like, that's a dessert like fox? Honestly, I thought peaches and cream was like, um, . I think it's a southern dessert. I feel like, I don't know why I keep, think it's like oatmeal and peaches. Oh, okay. I don't know. That's a really interesting, I don't really song. I thought you would know. Cause it's like a salsa song. I know. Southern thing like, oh, peaches and cream. It's like, hey shot we don't play. And then I can, oh my God, I can sing the whole song, but let me, can we look it up? Did you look it up or, I didn't look it up. I thought you would know so I didn't look it up. Peaches and cream. Peaches and, but is it, it's probably like a nasty dessert that poor people have . I'm just kidding. No you're not. Peaches are so expensive. Actually a little cream cream over sliced peaches, so it's like a thing. Oh, so it's whipped cream. I thought it was like, yeah, so it's almost whipp cream. It's cool whip, but it's like peaches and cool whip. I would that to me, I'm just gonna be honest, like that's not a dessert. If you served me a bowl of cool whip on top of the sliced, I, that's what it's peaches. I would be like, have you ever had like an orange creamsicle? Yeah, I think it's like a peach creamsicle. If that was a thing. But not like a frozen delicious dessert. Okay. Right. I always thought pizzas and cream was like, oh, oatmeal . That's like a lazy person's dessert. That's, that's, I'm just gonna say like, that's a lazy dessert. Oh, that's a lazy dessert. Like, let's just slice fucking, that's, that's a Weight Watchers dessert. That's a weight. Oh, cool. Whip free. And fruit. And fruit. Oh. It's like basically any, but honestly, we're not mad at what tastes good. Like I'm not, I love fresh, like real French, but that's one of those things that's like so good. But again, would you rather a chocolate bar or a peach? I wouldn't want peaches and cream. I would never opt for that on the dessert menu. Like, Ooh, we have peaches and cream. Peaches and cream. I don't want it. The other thing, um, that's funny. Something else that's been like bothering me this past weekend slash week is the weather, uh, climate change is real. Global warming is happening. Oh. Um, we had mid sixties in Ohio in end of December. January mid sixties after it was two the week before. Yeah. It was like two degrees and then it was 60, 60, 65, 66 degrees. Yeah, it was hot and yeah, it was hot. And I'm like, Trying to figure out the problem I'm having is personally, how it's affecting me and not just destroying the planet. It's making me, uh, bored when I'm staying inside because like, don't you sums up with that? I know. I like got bored being at bored at home the other day and I was like, why am I bored? Why am I bored? I haven't been bored the whole winter because it's been cooler. Well, the winners started by the way, honey, actually, wild go. Was it cooler? Maybe I'm like lying to myself, but probably over Christmas it was cold and I, I enjoyed being inside and just being at home on the couch and then it got warm and I was like, I wanna do something. I'm a little concerned. I'm like, I wanna do something. It's warm, it's warm out, or like I want to go sit on the patio. Yeah, I wanna go and not like, be cold or not be hot. Just kind of, it's warm out, I gotta go do something. And then I was like, there's nothing to do. It's literally like a Monday, like there's nothing to do. And it's January. Nothing's going on, nothing's planned. There's nothing outdoor, no patio's open. But it's 65 degrees I have to say. So I wanted to do what? You just triggered it. I think one of the best feelings in the entire world ever, and this might be a high moment and that's fine, but one of the best moments ever is like when the patios open up for the first time and there's like, it's like a little bit cool, but there's the sun out and you have your sunglasses on. There is no feeling like it. There is none. There is none. You're think about it, like think about that feeling weird. I can think of going to Barios tacos, even though I don't like that restaurant, right? Or, but they had a great patio and it would be pad like Grau, I think 60 degree day. And we like the patio's open. Let's just sit out here and drink and eat and it's like nothing special, but you're just like, oh my God, we're on a fucking patio. Patio that gives you like, I can throw 30 now. We'll, we'll wait 30 minutes for the patio. Yeah, yeah. We'll wait. And then you're just like, you go out there and sit and you're just on a fucking patio. Yep. Like you could go sit outside on your front porch or your backyard. Like, so weather actually really does affect me. So maybe that's why I was like, I was feeling that like, I, energy, I do something. I wanted, let's go sit on a patio. We gotta go do something. And it's warm out. It's so sad. It's so sad. But it's like January, right? You, you didn't need, it shouldn't be like this. Like, we're going down a ski trip in February, right. I mean's, I'm hoping it's not 65 in Salt Lake. Like there's not gonna be no snow. They have so much snow right now. By way, it's got like a snow. I hope it stays cold. Like, I don't, I don't understand why we're having such warm weather in January, other than Well, I know why, but I'm just like, I don't, I don't like it. I get it. Like, you know, like my mood's going like there. Well, right. And you're, I wanna, I wanna like hunker down and hibernate. Well, and you have made the comment about your seasonal disorder, so that's, so that maybe that's triggered you to be like, wait, this is not right now you're tricking me and now I'm pissed. Okay. Because like when it was getting cold in the fall, I was like, oh. I'm like, it's time. I'm like, oh, I'm feeling off. I'm feeling off. And then I get a 65 degree and I'm like, meanwhile I'm the opposite. I'm like, I feel down. You're like, Ugh. Yeah, , you're like, I have to be skinny again. Oh my God. That's, I, we do, we gotta get skinny. I know. I have a few things. Okay. I need to know if you have heard Noam's um, predictions for 2023. Oh no. Oh, honey, I've heard of that name. I know he's like a predictor guy. PE but he's dead. Yeah. I'll give like a little history lesson right here. Okay. Oh wow. That was interesting. Wow, I didn't know that. Um, okay. So he basically was like psycho, first of all, I found out that he was mad cause his like wife and daughter and kids like died of a plague. And he also was like really into the Old Testament. So he's kind of like a fucking whack job as it is. There. It is. But he's predicted a lot of stuff. So the three things this year are the fall of the monarchy, which. It's on its way. It's kind of freaking me out. Cuz it m it it's time. With Harry coming off that book. Who, what did he expose? It's about to be a problematic Yeah. Like everything, um, world War, world War iii, that'll last, um, 17 years. Um, oh. Just like the Afghanistan, Iraq War. War like that. So we have Russia fucking crane. You have, we go China playing games like, fuck. And the third thing will be the arrival of the anti-Christ. It's this year, I think it's, I think it's Enon Musk personally. Do two actually. Or those drag twins. Those drag twins.. It's the drag twins. It's sugar. Sugar. Spice are sugar. Which one's the anti-Christ. And which, well, which one's anti which one's Christ. We have the same dna. So it's like they're both the antichrist, they're oh, they're antichrist together. Anti crease. That to me. I hate ultra dames cause he's the one that puts me in all the, but he's predicted a lot of things. Yeah. And I'm gonna maybe do like a, I'm not sure how many have come true, but you're right. So that's like weird because I've always had like, I was always scared of like 9, 9 99 and, oh, 2012 December 6th. Or was it, what was the day? You don't even see? You don't even care. No, I don't remember. 12 one. What was the date that was like supposed to be the end of the world? The Mayan calendar. Remember that one thing? Yes. And they had a movie. No, I remember that. But like, I remember there's been so many, like end of the world dates 9, 9 99. Oh my God. This is when. And they're like, no, just today. K y two K y2k.. I really get into those. So that's why this notion Shamus thing, I'm like, oh no. Like I just didn't realize that some guy back then like went this far forward. He did every year and was like, and in 2023 and in 2024 and in 2025 he did, why would he do that? I think cuz he read the Old Testament a lot and his he insane pass. He's insane. He was probably insane. But honestly we must be getting towards the end then If the antichrist is coming this year, it's happening. But Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So Sevent making sense. So like, how is the antichrist coming this year? But then we're gonna be around for 17 more years. Like, well, I think he could have been the anti-Christ supposed to end the world. It, well, the antichrist will be revealed. It says not like, okay, he over. So it could be somebody that's gonna grow up in the next, it's sugar and spice. It's sugar and spice period. But they're, they're like not even adults yet. I don't think. I have no idea for 20 Oh what? They look like they're 12. Make it nice. Oh fuck. Um, 20. Okay, so we're really old. Okay, here we are. I also really need to discuss like what happened to our government this week and I just, I really, I don't want to go into it too much. Cause we talk about government, there's like almost a fistfight and like Kevin McCarthy failed on, like this is quite a sight to behold and votes. Kevin McCarthy needs one vote to become speaker of the house. He does not look, Matt Gaetz does not look like he is willing to acquiesce and change his vote from presence. And some guy in the back who was literally to yell at gates in a pink tie and another member pulled them back. McHenry seems to be trying to talk. Kevin down. Kevin McCarthy down a little bit here. McHenry of course, is P Ally. Look at that face. He looks dejected. Look at that 14 vote, 15, 14 hu won, 15 vote. It hasn't happened in 150, 60 years. Like it's just embarrassing that the Republicans are like, we got power. And then they don't know what to do. They have no idea. You have Margie Taylor, greens fat arms like clapping in the wind. I'm not fat shaming, but I will her girl put some sleeves on. I know God. Fuck, fuck. First of all, not even cuz your arms are flabby because that's an ugly look. You know what I am, why I'm upset because Matt Ga, Lauren Bobert, and Scott Perry, the chairman of the Freedom Caucus, walked in Kevin McCarthy's office last night and made their own personal demands for which subcommittee chairmanships they want to have and who they want cheated on her husband with her trainer in the gym and like she still looks like that. Don't Yeah, she's not training anymore. She's not training. She needs to find a new boy toy to fuck. Cause like, but they, it's just Donald Trump's calling her whatever, name it Matthew. He's also a sex trafficker. Like what's happening with that? Right. I don't like his mouth, like something's not right with that. It looks like, um, like a Simpson's character kinda. Yes. That's the least of Hi. I mean, yeah, if Gates eight Trump, that's what you're worried about. Um, and then that Bober When I arrived in Congress two years ago, Nancy put this fucking of garbage outside of the house chambers for members of Congress to go through. Today they're being removed and we are turning Pelosi's house back into the People's House Congress. I can't, so these, she almost lost her reelection too, by like 500 votes. I know. Like she needs to realize that she's on the way off. Girl, you're already on the way. You're now here. We are being sworn at instead of being sworn in. And we could have had this solved months ago. I have been working every day to unify the Republican party for the American people. And yesterday we had a deal that was not a selfish deal in any way for Kevin McCarthy to get him the gavel on the first ballot, and he eagerly dismissed. It's just a mess that it took that long to get us fucking speaker secure. So explain what, okay. So maybe for people who don't understand government, explain what was happening. Okay. Why they were voting or what, what that's all about. So in the House of Representatives, you have what, 435 members? Yeah. You have to get a majority of those present and voting to become the speaker. And the house can't do anything until it has a speaker. So it's first order of business after a new house is elected. Right. They come in before they're even sworn in. Well, because Nancy, they're all Nancy. So conversation people elect. So if the Democrats would've wa like kept the house and there would been none of this, right? Cause it was still be, Nancy would've immediately become speaker. Yeah. Like right away. Okay. But no, because Republicans got a narrow what, five? Five vote? Majority. Yeah. Like the red wave was coming and then like they're barely in control of the house. Well, they're not in control of the house, but they have a majority. Literally, they're like, we're gonna pass bills. I'm like, you, they're not gonna pass president. Fucking idiot. They won't pass anything. They're not gonna pass anything because people like Matt Gates are just gonna be like, no, he's such, and then four or five of them will go with him, and then they won't be able to pass. I don't even blame somebody from his own party trying to attack him. But anyway. I know. So they have to vote in the, so they have to get a speaker before they can even get sworn in paid. They don't even have to Before they, they can, yeah, before the staff can get paid. Before they can even get fully into their offices. Right. And before they can have any rules of the house, before any bills can be brought up. Before any committees can form anything can happen. They've gotta have, can happen until the speaker was done. Which is kind of funny because they were, I think that's how they knew like eventually it has to come to a head because people were getting paid. Like no, it's literally you're sitting here for hours not coming up in like two weeks. Like they have to get paid. Yeah. So it was coming, I think the 18th May. I don't know why I'm thinking that, but yeah, I don't know why either. But So basically it was a total disaster. There was like a near fistfight on the floor, like we have all the photos most of the Republicans wanted. So the Democrats voted the same person, which that guy that they were voting for, he's amazing. Hakeem Jeffries. Hakeem Jeffries. Like the perfect person. He's literally gonna be president. He is So just like calm. Yeah. His speech when he like his speech alphabet Babe, that was amazing. I should play it right here. Yeah. Okay. Like it's, we'll always put American values over auto, autocracy, benevolence over bigotry. The Constitution over the cult on democracy. Over demagogues. Economic opportunity over extremism, freedom over fascism. Come on, governing over gaslighting, hopefulness over hatred. Inclusion over isolation. Justice over judicial overreach. Knowledge over kangaroo. Courts. Liberty over limitation. Maturity over mar-a-Lago, normalcy over negativity. Opportunity over obstruction, people over politics, quality of life issues over qan. Reason over racism, substance over slander. Triumph over tyranny, understanding over ugliness. Voting rights over voter suppression. Working families over the well connected xeni over xenophobia. Yes, we can over you can't do it. And zealous representation Over zero sum confrontation. We will always do the right thing by the American people, so let us not grow weary of doing good for the American people will reap the benefit of the harvest. Come on. If we do not give up from start to finish, I was. I didn't really see what he was doing until like, almost the end maturity to Mar-a-Lago. Like instead of Marla. Well, you saw the Republicans were like, oh my God, we're getting read to Yes. This was like the dirtiest read from the library of any, they just were sitting there like he gave, so he gave so many reads, like 26 to be exact. Yeah. Every letter I was like, what? I didn't was doing it until like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Like s to xenophobia. I was like, I was like, I was like, yeah, that's, that's an Xs word. So anyway, they, some people wanted fucking, so the Democrats voted for him every time and then he had poor votes then Kevin McCarthy the whole time Until, until the end. Yeah, like until the end. So then McCarthy had like 202 votes, which is the majority of his party. There's like, there's 12 Matt Gates and like six, six people to vote present. AK didn't vote. Ak you can go. So then it lowers the majority that's needed of voting people. And so that's why Kevin McCarthy. on the 15th 15 times, which five days supposed. Um, I mean, George Santos was already supposed to be lying to us. Oh, right. By the way, George Santos would, you can put this up. George Santos had the white power sign when he was being sworn in. He did? Yep. So this, yep. So I'm gonna tear you new. Um, so that's happening in the, the Republican party. They're doing, uh, white supremacy signs while they're being sworn in. You gotta be fucking kidding me. And this guy, first of all, he's excommunicated from our community. I don't even, first of all, he's really a fuck. So, yeah, like no offense honey. You think you're cute in the face, but you're not this guy. He claimed to be Jewish. He claimed to be Ukrainian. He is. He claim to go to like Cornell, I mean, he claimed to go to all these universities. He basically tried to appeal, he tried to appeal to gay democratic elders. Said, I think he's gay. I don't even think he's gay. Actually heard, I heard that it. It. He was married to a woman till like recently, so Yeah, it's all a lie. He was trying, well he, it worked though, cuz like that's their party. Some democrats were like, well I used to vote Republican. Yeah. And he's like a Democrat. Yeah. He's just, he's a gay man who's Jewish and, and all of it's a lie. He checks all the boxes. Yeah, he checks all the boxes cuz he made it up. Think about it. Publican party learned how to work as much as they learned how to lie. Like we'd get shit done, we would get shit done. It would be a great party, but all they do is just lie and pander. It's a mess. It's almost like everything's just constantly being swept under the rug. Yeah. And then like, then somebody listen the rug and they're like, oh, here's another rug. And it's like, yeah, now all this cluster of fuck of everything is just, let's keep, but then we see it when they have to do something as simple as, hey, vote for someone in your party to become speaker And it takes this many four days. Like, if anything, it's just, it's just showing us where like Democrats were like, no, we, we already picked the person behind closed doors and we know who we want, so we're gonna vote for them every, and the Democrats are like, we are not, we're not, we're not helping them. They're not. They're like, we're all gonna be present. Not here. We're here, we're sitting here. Our families are here. A lot of us are queer. That's the other fucked up thing. This is supposed to be like a nice time for people who get voted in, even in Republican people, like just get sworn in. Their families are there, your families are your kids on the floor, you have your outfit on, you have, you're ready to get a picture. And and then you have to pick a new outfit for, can't afford the photographer because they can't even pick a fucking person to run the house. Um, and Nancy's probably la like what? She was just, she's probably just clap, clap, clap. That Pussy Porter, Katie Porter from California Love was uh, reading The Subtle Art of How to Not Give a Fuck that book. She was just reading it on the floor dog. I mean there's so many good photos from this se these four sets. Well, AOC was filming. Yeah. Like, and I was like, I saw TikTok and bad lip reading of her. We can play the bad lip reading. I saw that. Yeah. Sorry. Anyway, there's been a lot going on this week and you know, it's just been, uh, a pain in the ass to watch. And the funniest part is that none of it fucking matters because they are disaster. Any shitty bill they send to the Senate if they can even get anything passed. Will not even come for O I'm telling you. And then Biden would veto it anyways. If it did get through the Senate, if it's shit, this is already showing you right now. This right here that just happened is showing you the Republican party. This is what, they're fucked. They're fucked for 20, 20 14. They're splitting. They are splitting, they're fully splitting and it's getting worse and worse and worse. And you're seeing it live? Yep. On cspan like we're watching. Yeah. What, how much drama did you expect from cspan? It's like, it's like Bravo tv., let's, it's the real house wise. That would be the announcers of Cspan.? No. Up to the microphone. Uh, AOC is gonna be speaking. Matthew Gates is coming in for a punch. He pulls back his right arm and gets held. Okay? Oh boy. Oh boy. Nancy's clapping. I don't know, . Like, can you fucking imagine? Like, can you imagine? And imagine the C-Span cameras, by the way, are normally restricted by the rules of the house, which weren't in effect cuz there was no speaker. And so the, they can determine, like, you can only look at this podium that is, uh, but since there were no rules, the CSPAN camera people got to decide which, where to turn. Oh look, there's a fight breaking out. Turn to there. Oh look, she's reading a book. Oh, AOCs talking to some, oh, and half of them just like sit, they're like so s loudly and lazy. They're like, What I'm like, these are the people who are literally running our, these are the people who get paid very well. These are the people, these are the six figure people who have, these are the staff who also have healthcare paid for by the government. And then they're representing people who are working three jobs to get by. This is the 40% of America voted in . Yeah. I'm like, then that's the problem. Like, enough people don't vote. It's crazy. You wouldn't vote for these fuckers. Do we just need to stop like caring? I mean, that's what most people, sometimes I feel like, I feel like that's like the way, I mean I, I know like it's, let's get involved, but like it's not working. What's so like maybe we just get uninvolved and then like totally just cluster fucks to somebody's gonna pay their fucking campaigns. Cause someone's gonna show up to their stupid events. We gotta break their fucking ankles. I love that figure. It's true. We're gonna break their fucking ankles, figuratively. Oh. I'm threatening to cut their money. Oh, okay. Okay. Because you're saying ankles, that's their financial support. Correct. Okay, that makes more sense. I was gonna physically crack their ankles. Crack. I'm gonna crack y'all ankle crack. Um, make sure you do call in though. We do like to hear feedback about the show. We would love to hear your problems. Um, I just have a couple other things. Okay. And, and we got some things. Well, let me just, well, I have one other thing. That's fine. I just had a revelation this past week when I was, uh, scrolling through Instagram as I, as one does, as one does. Um, I. Noticed something. So there's, you know, we've talked about circuit gays a lot and you know, the big letdown in your stomach when you realize someone is a circuit gay. Like you think they're cute and you think, oh, I know. And you see 'em outta, and then you like go to other pictures in their feet and you're like, oh, they're on that cruise with 200,000 gays at all of Covid . Yeah. Like, oh no. Yep. Fuck., but then there's other people, it's similar where I'm like, Ooh, interesting. And then I'm like, oh no, they're EDM gays. The EDM gays. Okay. Hey. And I started comparing the two and I realized the circuit gays are just the gays that aren't hot enough to become EDM gays. Okay. Because when you see the EDM gays, they are, they're like a lot more serious about like the dancing. They're a lot. Yeah. They just look their faces or ecstasy. Maybe more ecstasy, not as, maybe that's what, not as much meth and more ecstasy. Okay. Is that, that could be, oh my god. I think that is the difference. Gays do ecstasy and like marijuana and like they drink vodka. Oh, the circa gays are all cocaine. All cocaine, meth and like, oh my god. Op. Or opioids probably poppers, to be honest. So you're right. I just saw a distinction. Cause I was like, too, I realized I, there were like three different guys I was looking at and I was like, I like all of these. And then I like went to their feed. I'm like, oh, they're edm. That's why. So maybe I do like EDM games. That's really interesting. And I would like to go to an EDM concert. I've never heard anybody call EDM like a slot style. Oh yeah, there's definitely, I'll show you some. But you know, emo like, oh no, M gay is are real. And they always are shirtless. They're always, I know black ones you're talking about. They're hot, but they're hotter than circuit gays. Now speaking of circuit gays, uh, we're gonna be doing a watch what happens now Live, maybe not live, but we'll be recording it. I mean, we gotta like these, we os these WeHo gays. This show about to come out. It's gonna be so shitty. It is gonna be, what is it? Real Housewives of WeHo or some shit we that's friends of WeHo. That's like, first of all, God fucking damn it it ain't is so fucking gay. You picked the worst area in the country to represent gays. Like the, that's why I think it's gonna be baggiest worse. Can you imagine what people are gonna think now? Can you fucking imagine? Did you see the mi It's like what conservatives hate about gay people. They're gonna put it on TV and be like, these are the real housewives of WeHo. And it's like, fuck, I could've made a better one here in Florida. I don't want them to represent us. Like why? Why? Just find a couple that are like married in horrible And T Hall adopted kids. I don't know if you recall Todd. He is problematic. Astrick Hall Todrick. I'm on the show. Tell us you're not a Fuckhead cuz you are. You were mean on Big Brother. You played it like too real. You don't pay your bills, you don't, you don't pay your freelancers, you don't own a house you rented. Um, yeah, it's a, it's an embarrassment. Todd Hall is an embarrassment. You embarrassed. Embarrassed us. I'm so sick of these gays embarrassing us. Maybe this is why we don's don't get respect like, dear anybody who breaks through. We ho gays. Like anybody who breaks through George Santo's, even like, okay, yeah, he's in that community. But Caitlin Jenner, anybody who breaks through in our fucking community is a piece of shit. Actually, you're right. Is that what you, Paul is being, I made a piece of shit to break through. Look at Ross Matthews. I mean, no offense, but fuck, he's going to shit. Yeah. We, we don't, oh, I'm skinny now in 10. Look at me. I go to Palm Springs. Like, girl, first of all, your voice sounds like a goddamn it. This is his voice. Okay? Like, like it is like this. It is actually just like that kind like this. He's like, um, so I really didn't like the dance that you did, but girl work and I married my best friend. Beef Wellington. We're married now. Like, cheers. I got a tin shot. You know what I'm gonna do right now?. I'm gonna show a video. Of Ross Matthews when he first came out, when he was on like Leno or Conan Yeah. Or whatever he was, he was the ugliest, fattest, fucking, fucking grossest gay you'll ever see. And he made it. And that's great. But now you're like, oh my gosh, I'm so tan and I'm married and I'm skinny now cuz I do meth. Like I can't, it's it's just true though that our entire community representatives are horrible people. Yeah. Period. Get that. Okay. Okay, well, sorry, I took it. Uh, our voicemail is 6 1 4 7 2 1 5 3 36. We're gonna learn (614) 721-5336. Call us, tell us your problems. We love it. And give us advice like Yeah. Give us ad I actually like we're fucking disaster. Thank you. I loved it. Like we need some fucking, I love like we, this is your show. So be a part of it. Is it? Yeah. It's everybody's show. Like, oh, I thought you, I was like, specifically aj. It's your show, aj. It's your show. Aj. We're giving it to you, aj. Come on. Our sh actually sounded kind of hot. Fuckable. I would say it was very hot. I I wouldn't go that far cause I don't really, I need a picture. I literally decided and I think it was like, I think it went in K hole. Um, . I decided to go. Now that's a circuit gang drug, but okay, watch what happens. This is gonna blow your fucking mind. Okay. How's gay edition? Okay. Who party? So when I went on live on TikTok. Okay. Just watch. Um, and he wanted to take a great nap and it didn't happen cuz that motorcycle. Yours but March. It's okay. I get it to country ready. Hey, art is relative. It's a start, sound, live. And it was this, I just, I was flipping through and I was like, I have the weirdest people. Okay. I don't, yeah, you do honey shit. Yeah, the dogs quite enjoyed them. And um, just keep, just keep watching them now. I still nap. I didn't brush it this morning. Brushing his beard. I, you're debating on junk candy. What is dry ice? Like what's happening? Why is this your TikTok Pokemon 3D printers, like large people opening packages say the cutest things. Well, thank you so much. I tried, I tried to be, uh oh. Yes, we did get a little shit meant at this. This is real. Live. Live. I'm doing this live. Oh, these are people like live streamers. This is happening right now. Oh, this right? This is, this is live right now. Okay. Now wait though. Is that nasty pig hat? No. Well done. Nobody can, might went somewhere else. Yeah, just a little bit. He's tying to me with a string. Join me and let me know one by one. Let me know one by one because now, now is the time. Who is showing you some notice that the old men did not lose any time in coming up and sitting near her when we sat down. But this is what I did for like hours. I mean, I was like stuck on it because I was like, look at all your train. Train wrecks have is terrible train wrecks. Just endless train wrecks. But like all this randomness too, like, okay, okay. Like you go to my Instagram and I will direct you the GIA certificate and you can, I promise I still love you baby. Sure. It's at a straight. Does this not feel like an SNL skit? Like mean doing this, like this is terrible. This is bad. Okay. So anyway, it's really bad. So that's what I wanted to say. I literally was like, I was laughing, I was high, I just had a B I was like, but have you ever, I mean, I was scrolling through going, what's happening? That's entertaining in itself. Just going boop and then waiting five seconds, boop, waiting. That was, did you see horrid in the two minutes of scrolling what we just saw? Can you imagine what else is on there? I can imagine that you spend hours high doing that. Oh, I was stuck. I was like, that's probably why I didn't record the screen. Cause it was probably for like 40 minutes and I was like, only, only a minute. I mean, I was like, I mean it was like from, well this is why like the sugar and spice ones have 7 million because if people like that are watched live Yep. Like yeah, of course they're gonna have 7 million. Like that's terrible. Yep. It's garbage. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Wow. Sundries. Sundries. Babe, what are your sundries? Do you have one? Have I've been going first a lot lately, so I think it's Might be your No. You haven. Yes. I have mind. You just have to search right now. So you're like stalling. I have a sundry. Okay. Uh, I., I've brought this up with Matt before and I still don't fucking understand it, and I'm sure once he hears this, he's gonna explain it to me again and it's not gonna make sense. Fuck. Have you ever wondered what in the hell is happening with towns, townships, cities, counties, pities, villages? I like, I don't understand. Okay, so like you have like what is what? Franklin County and then you have some cities that are in two counties. Mm-hmm.. And then within cities, or not even like within, but like bordering cities or partly in the cities, townships. You have townships and then you're like, well, I li this is my town. Well, is the town in the town? Or is the V And then there's villages which are like, I know they're smaller than towns, but like there's sometimes like multiple, I mean, there's parishes, multiple villages inside a township. There's parish, but then there's like, and then so then what's, the county is bigger, usually. Bigger, yes. But then why can cities go in between counties? So the level is, it goes city. I think it was city, county, state, federal. City. County, I think. But cities aren't bigger than counties, but ci. But cities can, because like Franklin County is bigger than Columbus, right? So that's why Columbus is the lowest one. Okay. So they make rules or whatever. Okay. But they're also, it's weird. Local. You're really, you're major things. You're local. Local. Like it's what keeps you safe or not? Well, because like where I live, like I live in the city of Grandview, which is like inside the city, well, it's not inside the city of Columbus. But then it's like, but, but there's a township that's right on the side of Grandview. It's like called Clinton Township. Yeah. And I'm like, what's this township? Is it part of Columbus? Yeah, there's our township's part of Columbus. Yeah, I think so. I think it's just, I don't know. I really don't know. But that's what I'm saying is when I drive around, I'm like, oh, I'm in a township now. And I'm like, what the fuck is a township? I think they can regulate their laws. Like I think that's what it's all about. Like that's what it, I think that's what, so they have their own government in a township. They're like in their township. They're like, we have a, we have a board. Okay, that can tell you what you can do in our township. Okay. And then they have to abide by city rule rules and the city has to rule by state rules. And their state rules need to be, you know what I mean? It goes all the way up. I just know that when I was growing up, I lived in a township that, but then like my siblings went to the city of Centerville schools and I was like, so, but we live in Washington Township. I feel like townships are bougie. But then I would say, I'm from Centerville. But then it's like, no, I live in in Washington Township. So maybe there's a lot. Okay. So like maybe it's like looking at Collo. Let's look at Columbus. Okay, you have the short North. What if they just call it all these like short North Township, old Town, east Township. I think those are just districts though, Bo. Sure. But I'm looking, I'm talking like. Right. So I'm trying to like relate it to like, oh, okay. If you were to look at Columbus and say, okay, if you broke down all the neighborhoods and turned the, turn those into townships, that's what a township is. And like old Tony's Township would have certain rules in this little area cuz this is what everybody in, you know what I'm saying? Or no, I didn't know that. These were all townships. They're not. I'm just saying. Okay. If they were, oh, if they grow. So like Centerville, like, so imagine a Centerville, but Centerville was a city, the city of Centerville. Sure. Columbus is a city that sounded like the aliens just landed and are taking over. What was that? Oh my god. Is it the horns of Jesus? That's what I, the antichrist. What is your sundry like? I need to know your sund. We gotta, we gotta go like, what's happening? Um, my sundry really isn't anything. I, I mean, it's the same thing all the time. It's about driving probably, and it's the fact that people just don't, it's good. Go up on fucking lights. Like if you're gonna, if it's gonna be air, if you're turning, you have turned left. Stop Paul into the fucking intersection. Pull into the intersection. Okay. And then when it turns green, finally that Cuz you waited. Yeah. And you don't go, I'm gonna fucking honk. Oh, we didn't know I did the, uh, no, I know what my sundry is. Okay. It's a question because I feel like a lot of times we're like, what's not, we're not well, and we're like, kind of what makes you happy right now? Oh, so. Oh, mama. Oh. I think for me, um, for me, for me, what makes me happy is marijuana and alcohol.. I knew that was, I was like, I know what makes you happy, bitch. I don't know, it's a, but I was thinking that in my head. I was like, wow, what a sundry, because I don't know what makes me happy right now. I mean, like, this is why your therapist is asking about your meds. Fuck. Fuck. Because you're like happy when you're high scrolling on TikTok on the couch, and that's what makes you happy. By in the dark with my machine on sending your partner away to a party and so you can be alone. Um, I'm like , like literally, sorry. I was with him all week. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, Travis. I would be done, like, I would be in a hotel room, which is the worst part. No friends. It's just us like, oh fuck, 24 7. I know what that's like. Um, yeah. But anyway. So you don't know What makes you happy right now? It, I don't know. The trip coming up. Okay. I mean, think, think about anticipation. Anticipation of seeing a lot of friends, new activities. Yeah. Yeah. That would be what makes me a lot reconnecting with friends. Good. Yeah, that's a good one. Reconnecting. Okay. How about you? Same thing. I see reconnecting, trying new things is always my thing that makes me happy. Like any new experience. So, okay. Last night I went to a restaurant I'd never been to. Oh, my tried food that I'd never tried before. Was it good? Oh, so good. It was, you do love that poem. Alka. For me, that was like for, oh me, look at this creativity. They combined this with this like that. A chef had to do that. Yeah. And, and they had to make it taste good. And so like that to me is something that makes me happy. Good. Um, my little pape. Oh yeah. And cuddling with Penny and that, that, actually, I wrote that in last week. I was like, I just wanna like lay in bed with Penny and it's like she was cuddling up against me under the covers and just keeping me warm. And I was like petting her under the covers. Like, I was like, this is great. There's nothing like a dog's love. It's., that's try. Period. Period. Thank you for listening to us and watching us. If you're watching on YouTube, and if you're not watching on YouTube, you might want to because we're a God mess. You should. You should. 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But meanwhile, like it sounds like a blowing rush of wind over your head and you're like, I can't even fucking hear a single word. Even if I was wind out of the south, then we're gonna be coming in fucking, uh, yeah. This uh, little gentleman here is gonna blow me. Uh, it's like, can one of those faggot stewardess come up here and suck my dick? Thank you. We need, uh, one of those queers to come on up here, bring that fat queer up here, and uh, and then they'll do these things where they're like, uh, Weather out of the West. Uh, thank you for flying with Southwest today. Uh, it's literally like, this is what it is. We appreciate your business. We, uh, appreciate your business and, uh, we'll see you next way. Okay. And then it goes to the sort of, ladies and gentlemen, this has been your indication that the pilot table are going tray tables up, bitch. Uh, all your wifi and all your bullshit needs to be turned off. Yeah. Putting that laptop away. We're gonna be coming around with trash bags and act like we care. And you're gonna clean up the fucking plane because you're gonna pay for it and clean it. Literally, they don't clean in between flights. I, I sat down and I'm like, what's in here? What's in here? Got some trash in your front. Little, oh, my favorite is, uh, ladies who got money, even though we were here 15 minutes early, uh, we're gonna be late taken off. The gate is being taken. Uh, uh, they're gonna bring. The plane's out here and uh, we'll get you outta here. So even though we're early, we're gonna be on time. Yep.. Every time it's like you're just sitting there. It's such a joke. It's like, yay, we're getting there. Oh, we're not. Okay. We can't get off. Oh, can our back day is you with talking?