Catching Flights Not Feelings

 Join Bobby and Jim as they discuss a wide range of topics on this gay podcast episode of Not Well, including Prince Harry's todger, Latin X, Mormons, getting accidentally knocked up, credit unions taking over the country, Lisa Marie Presley's death, Janet Jackson and Hot Cheetos, the Republican party, frostbite on penises, and more.

In this episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim dive into a variety of topics that are relevant to the gay community. They start off by discussing Prince Harry's recent tell all book and his "todger".  They also talk about the importance of the term "Latin X" and its role in the LGBTQ+ community.

Next, they delve into a conversation about Mormons. They describe what a Mormon is and talk about experiences.

Bobby and Jim also talk about getting accidentally knocked up, and the impact it can have on the gay community. They also discuss the growing trend of credit unions taking over the country.

The episode also includes a segment about the recent death of Lisa Marie Presley and how it seemed obvious. They also discuss Janet Jackson and Hot Cheetos, she does not know what they are....

Finally, Bobby and Jim talk about the Republican party and literally how stupid they are and their first bill is about the IRS and limiting them from having enough employees to audit donors. 

Links:

• For more information on Prince Harry's decision to step back from his royal duties: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51129567
• For more information on the term "Latin X": https://www.glaad.org/blog/glaad-supports-use-term-latinx
• For more information on gay Mormons: https://www.mormonandgay.lds.org/
• For more information on credit unions: https://www.mycreditunion.gov/about-credit-unions/what-is-a-credit-union
• For more information on Lisa Marie Presley: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-55193084
• For more information on Janet Jackson: https://www.janetjackson.com/
• For more information on Hot Cheetos: https://www.fritolay.com/brands/hot-cheetos

Please note that some of the topics discussed in the episode may be sensitive in nature, so listener discretion is advised.

00:05:46 Lisa Marie Presley 
00:11:41 Michael Jackson accused of pedophilia.
00:14:02 Money can't buy happiness.
00:22:28 Mormons: Be Careful!
00:26:41 Mormons are not scary.
00:32:45 Get help for mental health.
00:35:56 Prince Harry's frostbitten penis.
00:43:17 Fund rich donors, not IRS.
00:44:02 Rich people avoid taxes.
00:55:30 Pilots need to unde

Transcript

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On this episode of Not Well, we talk about Prince Harry's todger.
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We talk about Latin X.
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Wow that was the last thing we talked about.
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You get a voicemail about Mormons.
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I think we can do better.
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We talk about Mormon long underwear.
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Girl.
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P control.
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By Prince.
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We talk about getting knocked up accidentally.
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We talk about assholes and pussy holes.
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We talk about credit unions taking over the country.
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We talk about the fact that people don't know how to read their fucking emails or respond
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correctly.
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You can get frostbite on your penis.
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We talk about the terrible sling.
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I can't wait.
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I can't think of what we're saying.
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What did we talk about?
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What did we talk about?
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I'm unsaturated.
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I'm sat you're saturated.
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Oh, what's worse?
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Saturated that's why you're saturated.
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I'm saturated and I'm unsaturated.
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We're the saturation twins.
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What did we talk about?
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You're butter and I'm olive oil.
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You're spray butter and I'm a tub.
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Oh my god you're a tub of margarine.
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You little tub of margarine.
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We should talk about that next week is margarine and butter.
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Oh I agree.
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I agree.
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I used to love margarine as a kid.
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I would eat it by the spoonful.
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Blue Bonnet babe.
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One time my mom walked in on me in the kitchen.
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I had country crock open.
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The giant tub this size.
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I'm talking this size.
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Oh I know.
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I had a spoon and I was eating.
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I was like five and my mom was like what are you doing?
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She went up to take a shower and I snuck into the fridge to eat country crock and that's
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how we know we're bound to be fat.
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That's why you're on high blood pressure medication.
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Yes.
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Oh and Lisa Marie died.
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We talk about Lisa Marie.
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And how she looked like hell.
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We talk about Janet Jackson and Hot Cheetos.
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Like why?
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We talk about the terrible state of affairs.
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We talk about the terrible state of affairs with flying.
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Oh and also the Republican party again.
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Shocker.
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All this and more.
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We'll see you during the episode.
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Buh bye da bing bada boom.
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Sometimes you would look into a person's eyes.
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He would look into your eyes and all of a sudden you'd know through the eyes.
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You knew each other by a red necktie.
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It was very daring to wear a hanky that matched the tie.
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The moment you saw that no matter what the color was you figured that there was a brother
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there.
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After you had cruised each other by chasing each other back and forth from looking in
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the same window at the same thing for quite a while you might ask the person do you have
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a match or can you tell me the time.
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These were the little things that we would be using in the 20s and we were still using
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them in the 30s.
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Are we ready?
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You ready?
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You ready?
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You ready?
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Recording recording.
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Lights are on.
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Camera action.
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Hello everybody.
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Welcome to another episode of Not Well.
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I'm Bobby.
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I'm Jim.
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He's not cold this week so that's good.
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Not yet but you do have the fan on again.
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I know.
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Well we need circulation.
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I need some circulation.
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Actually it was weird it feels colder at 32 today than it did at negative two.
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You're right.
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I think because it was like 50 something.
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I don't know.
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It's been a hot January.
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It's been a hot January.
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It's been a hot January.
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It's been a fucking hot January.
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Well it's snowing again so.
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Well you know I have some things I need to talk about.
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Yeah.
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By that I mean.
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You've had a week.
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I'm high.
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Like this shit is good.
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Whatever this is.
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I don't even know what it is.
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I just smoke random things in my house.
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I'm like well here's the thing and it's like it could be one from the streets illegal.
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Like I don't know when I was first.
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Illegal.
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When I didn't have my card I was like can you score me some weed.
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Like first of all I would never do like a raw drug deal ever in my life.
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I never have.
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Like if it wasn't for medical marijuana or recreational marijuana I would have never
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smoked marijuana.
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You would never have done it.
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I'm like what's in this.
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I remember when.
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No.
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I was like just get your card because you're never going to do it unless you know it's
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safe.
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You were like so nervous.
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I mean my back pain really got to me.
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Your back pain.
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Thank God that Kansan pediatrician took care of your back pain.
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I know and he's going to call me next month to get it renewed for 2023 24 babe.
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So he called.
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It's a two year renewal.
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It's a one year.
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I had to renew it last year.
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Oh you did.
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You're going to get it back.
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Yep.
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That's the same guy.
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He's like hey.
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Hey how's it working.
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Good.
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OK.
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I recommend it for another year.
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She's loved this.
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Thank you.
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And he makes $80 doing a four minute phone call.
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Really.
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Oh they make a lot of money.
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They make a lot of money.
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And so people do on the side like on Saturdays he's like driving his car he's like hey you
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good.
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Beep beep beep.
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Yep.
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He's going to get his card.
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Oh my God.
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Very Hill takes care of everything.
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Go to very hill dot com and we're not sponsored.
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Very Hill.
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If you're looking for your medical needs.
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Speaking of medical.
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Yeah.
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You're having some medical issues.
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Not as bad as Lisa Marie Presley.
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God who is that.
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I know Presley but like.
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Lisa Marie Presley died.
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Is that the wife.
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No that's the daughter.
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Well tonight will be a wonderful night for Elvis.
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Yes.
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I hope so.
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And have you gotten to know Austin Butler a little bit.
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Yeah.
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I've known him for a long time.
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A lot.
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A lot actually.
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I adore him.
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When you first saw him what did you think.
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You mean in the movie.
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Yeah.
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Just saw him yeah in the role.
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I was mind blown.
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Truly.
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I actually had to take like five days to process it because it was so spot on and authentic.
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What do you think the biggest challenge was.
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Is it the singing or is there certain characteristic to pull off.
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A look.
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A twinkle or something.
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Characteristics.
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The mannerisms.
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The singing.
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The talking without doing it in like a caricature way like it's been done in the past.
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Yeah.
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You know it's kind of done like in a sort of funny joking way.
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Way he spoke.
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Yeah.
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But Austin actually got it and did it perfectly without making it sort of comical or.
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And he didn't over do it.
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Amazing.
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Right.
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And he didn't over do it.
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You live.
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Don't you live in Montecito Santa Barbara area.
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No I don't.
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Not anymore.
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No.
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Okay I thought you did.
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I know.
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It's terrible up there right now.
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I know.
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It's really awful.
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Is there a performance tonight.
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Is Austin going to perform.
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Have you heard anything like that.
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I don't think so.
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I don't know.
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That would be fun wouldn't it.
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It would be great.
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Swivel those hips baby.
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Let's get going.
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He looks great.
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Well good to see you both.
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Thank you.
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He's just about to come.
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Nice meeting you.
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Nice meeting you.
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Is he coming now.
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I just want to know.
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Remember she dated Michael Jackson.
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Oh my god.
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Is this the they had the child blanket.
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I don't know.
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They had a child named Blanket.
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He fucked some other lady for that but I think he was dating her.
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I mean I'm very happy to be here and just think nobody thought this would last.
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Lisa Marie Presley.
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What happened.
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She had a massive heart attack and she was just two days ago at the Golden Globes.
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I think she's on drugs.
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She's been on drugs and I was like her dad's history and like her dad's history.
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Her son killed herself.
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Remember Whitney.
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Like Golden Globes are not the best place.
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Girl or was it.
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No it was the Grammys but I just let it go.
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I don't care about celebrity.
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I'm going to be honest.
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I know.
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But what's weird to me is like I just I think it's really funny that when somebody dies
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like all over Yahoo like oh my god.
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Someone died.
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I'm like okay.
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First of all I feel like her caretaker just like everybody else who's rich in Hollywood
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who die like Michael Jackson who she used to date or was married to or whatever.
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You imagine if they looked like they do like she did right before she died and he did right
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before he died.
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I want to get a picture and put it up.
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I'm going to do a fake wedding with them as they were before.
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I'm going to Neverland to play with Blanket.
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You want to come play with Blanket.
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I don't want to play with Blanket Michael.
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I'm not feeling so good.
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Why not.
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I have a good doctor.
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Do you want his number.
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These people are idiots.
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They look so bad.
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Who in their camp is allowing this because they all have.
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One of their minders is allowing that to take place.
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I just thought it was really bizarre because I'm looking at her I'm like you're like frail
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as fuck and then she's like hold me.
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She's doing interviews and I'm like well and the thing is you know they're not going out
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on the street to get this heroin or whatever the fuck.
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So it's like their handlers are allowing people to come into the house or whatever and then
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walking her ass around.
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And like she had three guys walking her around like security and shit and I'm like they're
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funneling it to her.
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But I'm like how do you not say something.
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How are you not like say something.
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That's what we're not getting you more cocaine.
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Like Lisa you need to go to the hospital.
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You look death already.
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We need to get you in rehab again.
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Do you want to go to Malibu again.
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Let's go to Malibu baby.
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Let's go back to Malibu.
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Let's go to Malibu baby.
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What would your perfume be called.
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It'd be called Malibu baby.
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Everybody likes to smell like an old person in the sun.
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Malibu.
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That's what her name says.
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Caitlyn Jenner.
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She's like Malibu baby.
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It's like ew.
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Caitlyn fucking Jenner.
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I hate her.
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I hate her so much.
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But we don't even have to go into that.
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You know what actually I do have a question.
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I saw something about.
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What?
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Let's act like we're done.
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She's like.
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Aw.
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I'm seriously I'm so fucking pissed.
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Seriously?
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Seriously you're going to do that to me.
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Seriously I'm drinking a high now.
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Seriously Janet Jackson didn't know what Hot Cheetos were.
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Did you see this clip.
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They're like talking to her and like it was like a radio or a podcast and then they're
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like bring up Hot Cheetos and she's like.
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Did Janet Jackson eat Hot Cheetos?
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Hot Cheetos?
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No.
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Okay that means no.
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I don't even know what Hot Cheetos are.
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You really don't know what Hot Cheetos are?
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They're like Cheetos but they have hot sauce on them.
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Oh really?
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Yeah.
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I'll get you some.
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Next time I'll bring you some.
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Yes yes you're in Atlanta.
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You got to get some before you leave.
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I bet you that's good.
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What a Hot Cheetos.
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First of all of course she's so fucking cheltered.
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I'm like first of all.
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How have you not heard of Hot Cheetos?
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She's like 70 so they're not that age group.
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Janet?
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Yeah isn't she?
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I don't know.
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But that age group they're old.
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She's old.
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Oh gosh she's old.
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Alexa how old is Janet Jackson?
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Janet Jackson is 56 years old.
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Not that bad.
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That's not 70.
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May as well be.
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I mean girl no offense to you but like.
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Like I'm literally 18 years away from being.
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Yeah.
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My life is just flashing before my eyes.
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And soon you won't know what the latest chip fat is.
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I already don't.
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You're gonna be like what's Hot Cheetos?
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I'm like and I'm trying to be so cool.
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I'm like yeah I'm going we're going on tour again.
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It's like.
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Yeah I love that new app that you can download for music clips.
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Fuck.
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But yeah Janet Jackson doesn't know what she does.
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I do have a question.
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Did she know that her brother was like a pedophile?
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Like did she know.
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The story?
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What was going on with Michael?
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Well I think so but.
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Or did she always just like love I love my brother.
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Well I think that was.
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I don't know.
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They were trained to be in Hollywood and entertainers so they're not going to talk about each other
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bad regardless.
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So she's gonna be like.
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My brother was very sweet.
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It's stressful for the entire family.
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I can't imagine.
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It's nowhere near the stress that I'm sure he's going through obviously.
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But I mean he's completely innocent.
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I think it's just a bunch of BS.
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It's very stupid.
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It's just very ignorant.
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What's going on.
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Michael paid the father of the boy millions.
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Some people take that as an admission of guilt.
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But according to Janet Michael was trying to say.
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Look it leave me alone I'm sick of your crap.
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Your extra money you said it here.
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Get out of my life.
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Now if this really went on do you think a father would accept money.
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That would make it OK.
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That would make everything all right.
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I mean it doesn't make any sense.
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I know that if that were my son I'm sorry.
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I don't care if you gave me a billion dollars.
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I want to see you either behind bars or dead for the rest of your life.
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I'm like are you your brother because you guys look identical and sound identical.
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I sound the same now.
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Your brother was a fucking creep.
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Sorry I'll say he would he would groom children have them sleep in his bed and then do some
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Jews molest them in his closet and then make them come back to bed with him less than there
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and then like tell the parents he's like taking care of them and like let's go on an adventure
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I'm going to I have a theme park for them and we had teams.
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We used the whole ranch.
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My favorite thing in the world play.
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If you call it a sport it's a sport it's a water balloon fight.
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I like the way they splatter when they hit.
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I've never lost a water balloon fight.
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I'm the Michael Jordan of water balloon fight.
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We won the fight again and again.
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But Janice what's it like on the winning team.
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It feels great.
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This is the face of a person who would do something like that.
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I'm going to be innocent.
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I mean I went through this entire water balloon fight.
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Completely dry.
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He would do this until he got a certain age then he would get a new kid and do it like
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that documentary about him was like Finding Neverland was never watch that.
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You've got to watch it.
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I mean you just get chills because you're like because they're not even believing this
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guy either the kid that I know he's an adult being like.
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Yeah I'm sorry if I'm in my 30s I'm not going to say Michael Jackson rate me.
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That's embarrassing.
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But like you're not going to.
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No one wants to become famous.
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This is therapy.
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It's it's childhood trauma.
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And he happened to have Michael Jackson be his childhood trauma.
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First of all if you said oh my God Michael the way he would be freaked out.
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Why would a parent say yes.
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Because he had money.
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And so they thought so it's all about money.
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So they thought money fame.
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Yeah they thought if he can keep him with Michael we'll have money we'll be safe and
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we'll ever happen.
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We can go on trips.
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We can go on trips.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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But then when they get to like age 13 Michael's like I want younger again I can't.
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He's too old.
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He's getting pubes.
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I don't like it.
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So I mean it's just but I don't know.
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Did Janet ever talk about it.
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No I think Janet was probably getting railed by her dad or brother.
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So it's just it's not good.
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And then you have Latoya.
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I mean I can we've never talked about Jackson's before.
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How has this never come up.
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They're a goddamn disaster.
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Latoya.
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Speaking of families the king of pop like your family is disgusting.
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Elvis Presley is just a drug addict family like you.
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But I was thinking about it.
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I was like how sad for Lisa Marie though because you know that bitch the minute she turned
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18.
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Minutes turned 16 she was able to get into any club.
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Oh yeah.
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She was able for free.
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Everybody like yeah you're in.
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Oh you're Elvis Presley's sister.
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And again it's all about money.
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Was it sister daughter?
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Daughter.
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Is Elvis Presley's daughter.
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She died.
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I can't.
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I'm sorry.
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I know.
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I'm struggling because I don't know how old it was Elvis.
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Like how old would he be.
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He would be I think 80.
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80.
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Yeah.
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He wasn't that like he died young.
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He died like 30 something.
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Oh I thought to be younger.
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Alexa how old would Elvis Presley be if he was still alive.
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Elvis Presley would be 88 years old.
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88.
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Oh so he was old old.
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Yeah.
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So he'd be dead.
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He's she's with her father.
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Rest in peace.
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I don't want to know what they're doing but they're probably singing a bad country song.
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Probably like oh let's go to Hawaii.
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And then Michael's there like hey.
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She's like god.
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Can you imagine heaven with all these people.
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Oh my god a childhood celebrity like me.
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Like how do you explain walking into heaven being Lisa Marie Presley.
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I didn't really do anything.
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I use my dad's name for everything.
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I sang a few songs but I was on heroin like hardware.
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I think you could see at the Golden Globes.
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I think as you can tell.
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I had a rough go at the end.
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I had to wear long sleeve.
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I had makeup on that was cake like I was like I was in a fucking casket already.
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She was like a Costco cake with all that icing.
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She actually looked like a corpse to me.
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Oh I love that white icing though.
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I know you do.
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Fuck it is so good.
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I know you do.
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Oh fuck.
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I have an announcement to make and I haven't even told you.
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Okay.
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It's really kind of stupid.
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It's just gonna be another failed attempt at creating a community but we're gonna try
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it anyway.
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How's that podcast going that other one you have.
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I haven't even put it out yet.
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I have the episode ready.
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What I need to do with that one is just talk and not edit.
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Okay.
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But the problem is that I was like I get when I'm by myself it's really weird.
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I don't know.
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I don't know what's happening.
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I do want to.
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What's your announcement.
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My announcement is that I'm making our website better.
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And by that I mean I'm creating a message board for adult content.
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Oh I like that.
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And I know we had the discord.
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We had all this.
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But it's easier just to go.
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Nobody knows what discord is.
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No.
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Even I was like discord.
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So let me join.
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First let me download.
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Then how do you use it.
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So I made up a new like also kind of like exclusivity club.
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Oh.
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Because I was thinking actually last week when I edited did you notice whenever we got
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to a certain point I put the yes.
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This time if you are part of the not well society you can see that part.
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They're going to see our nudes.
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Well it could.
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But I'm saying they would hear the story that I'm telling because I left it very because
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remember I cut out all the stuff about like my.
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Yeah.
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Your person that person.
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But like if people subscribe I could see who it is to some of my mom or anybody else.
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Did I do like a tree.
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Well you're not coming in here.
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Okay.
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But it would be exclusive club.
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It'll be like I think I just do it for free to be honest to start and maybe like just
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start.
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But I really want the message board to kick off.
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There's a if you ever have time go to just us boys dot com.
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I like that.
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That's not our Web site.
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Oh okay.
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So I was like is that a porn site.
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Yeah that's the first ever site I ever went to.
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Boys.
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Oh wait that's no it's just a date site.
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No there's a message board there and that I like coming out and I see it on Reddit now
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too.
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First of all Reddit.
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Yeah.
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That's good.
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Like it's a good way to meet people.
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I used to love them so I'm like bringing them back.
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So sorry Discord and sorry like Patreon also we're doing it ourselves and I'm tired of
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like waiting like I'm tired of using these like things that are like oh join our Patreon
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so they can know you're just gonna join our club on our fucking website.
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I have an Instagram like created a Patreon.
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Yeah.
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And I'm like I'm not gonna pay right.
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It's like I don't I already pay to see on Patreon.
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And that's what kind of like so we've got to make it just kind of like exclusive in
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a way that like mildly.
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I just really want to get all the emails called a lead magnet if you will just want dick pics
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like let's be real and that's real and the ladies are invited as well.
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They are a very big part of it.
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Lip pics they can send their no there's no vagina pictures but they can send their straight
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husband dick pics.
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We do accept those.
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Oh my God I would love that.
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How hot would that be if they because some girls are really comfortable with it like
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yeah here's my husband Dick he's just swinging around helicoptering I'm like yeah like give
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me a minute I gotta go touch myself because I'm noticing something about you and I don't
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want to say it but I'm gonna say it.
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Turn that turn that way again.
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Oh no.
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Girl.
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Is there a gray hair.
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Oh right here.
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Oh no.
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You have a few.
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Oh no.
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You're going fat ass.
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You have hundreds.
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I know but I'm just talking about you now bitch.
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We know I'm old and fat.
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It's your turn.
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So anyway that'll be coming the the not well society.
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You can join it.
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Just go to our website but like right now it's not there so don't go yet.
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Or maybe I'll have it finished.
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You can go to Justus Boys to get an idea.
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So if you go to Justus Boys that's where I like went when I was trying to come out of
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the closet I would read these like posts like that's also what I want to get.
19:31.840 --> 19:34.920
I want to get kind of back to our roots of like people can post their stories about coming
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out people ask questions about like and women too because women have to navigate.
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Honestly.
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Girls women have to put up with us just to survive because they're not going to be able
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to put up with straight men.
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No they can't.
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They can't.
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Like straight men are not ready for this.
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They're so terrible.
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And when you think about it they're terrible when you really like it's hard to encounter
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a good straight guy.
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And when you do when you do you're just.
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They end up disappointing so attracted to them.
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It's like you can't even hear them talk.
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And then you realize wow they're nice dumb as the rest like when they do something stupid
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you're like.
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And then football comes up.
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I thought you liked me.
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Now if you want to watch football I'll blow you while you watch football and that's fine.
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Just leave me alone.
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Like I don't even have to talk to you.
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I've recently found a lot of like glory hole porn which is pretty convincing because like
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some of these guys are like.
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No they're straight.
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A lot of them are straight.
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A straight man.
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A lot of them don't know they're being filmed.
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We've said it time and time again.
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A straight man just wants his dick fucking wet.
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Yeah.
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He doesn't care about the whole gross but he doesn't want to see the whole necessarily
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if it's a guy hole.
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He doesn't want to hear you.
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He doesn't want to see you.
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But if there's a hole he's going to fuck it.
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That's and that applies to women.
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Actually a mouthful doesn't really know.
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I know a difference between a man and a woman mouth.
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I'm really based on my experience.
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Women's are usually smaller and they don't know what they're doing.
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We're guys we're like we know how to like really choke it down because we know what
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we like.
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Right.
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It's different when you have it yourself.
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It's different when you're pussy.
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What is this?
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This is our voicemail of the week.
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Voicemail of the week.
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This is the voicemail box for.
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Not web.
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Voicemail.
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Great to voicemail.
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Voicemail I guess.
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Yeah it was a voicemail.
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I left a voicemail.
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Straight to voicemail.
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It's great to hear from you.
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Yes how delightful to hear from you.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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How nice to hear from you.
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How nice to hear from you.
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We got a really good one actually.
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OK.
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People are.
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We've had good voicemails.
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I've been pleased with the.
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We've been pleased.
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People.
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With the reception.
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Our number is 614.
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721-5336.
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I can't remember.
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So that's because of the marijuana I'm addicted.
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OK so we got a call and actually I'm not going to say it out loud but we might just stop
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this place in Salt Lake City because it shows the company.
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Oh yeah.
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You need to fucking go.
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I mean I don't want to think that we're stalking but I think we would be kind of fun to be
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like we are.
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Hi.
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You need a puffy.
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I'm in a second.
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I can tell.
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I feel like I'm shaking.
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Oh God my puffy.
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It's puffy season.
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Dude.
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Dude.
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Need a reason.
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I need a big puff.
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Oh they're really big right now.
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Yeah I was going to say wow that outline.
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OK ready.
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Yo what's up.
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I heard y'all are coming out here to Salt Lake City for your ski trip.
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Super excited for you.
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I was just curious to know if you've ever been here before and if you're prepared to
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potentially meet a Mormon.
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Be careful.
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There's lots of them out here and enjoy your time.
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Snow is amazing.
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I was just skiing today.
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Oh my God.
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First of all he sounds hot as fuck.
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Yeah I'm like wait.
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Second of all he listened to the he called on Wednesday at five which means he listens
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to the so he's a regular.
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He's hot.
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We didn't get your name but honestly if you want to message that number I'll send you
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a shirt or something because you sound hot.
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You sound.
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But not only that like even if you're not.
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Maybe you should come to Park City to the mansion.
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Literally.
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I mean I mean honestly I think it just needs to go through you the approval process.
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Yeah.
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I just need to get up there.
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Period.
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Period.
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But so I'm a little nervous now though.
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Like what does that mean meet a Mormon.
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Like I don't know.
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Like well my favorite band is from Provo Utah.
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They used they were ex-Mormons and they left the church and they got like excommunicated
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to take off their long johns and left Utah.
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So yeah I learned that the only underwear the holy garments.
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I mean Bobby.
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I know things about Mormons because I June.
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Did you fuck a Mormon.
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Did you become a Mormon.
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What did you fuck a Mormon or did you become a Mormon.
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You fucked a Mormon.
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Do you know who's an ex-Mormon that I like.
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It's like no one when I say you can't have tea because it has caffeine.
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I mean I mean think of this like think of these things.
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They have baptism for the dead.
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OK.
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I didn't know that.
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Yeah it's performed in temples on behalf of the deceased individuals who did not get the
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opportunity to receive the right during their lifetime.
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What if they just baptize everyone after they die.
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They're like you know what.
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Let's just put some water on that.
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The whole world is going to be Mormon now retroactively.
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Like why.
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That's what they're trying to do.
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Oh my God.
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You mentioned like pouring water on all the graves in America like we're on a mission.
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Everyone's Mormon now.
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I'm not afraid of Mormons but I actually when I think of select city and Utah I think of
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that little girl that got abducted by that fucking.
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Remember when she was like a kid she was blonde and that everybody thought the dad did something.
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Yeah.
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What's her name.
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I'm having Mormon fear tingles like oh yeah.
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Like these people these people call themselves prophets though they can do that.
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They're like God.
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Yeah.
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It's like well that's exactly it's an American religion where basically you're making John
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Smith even.
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Yeah something which is weird.
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He fat he like dug up the new Mormon Bible in his backyard.
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Is that the whole Book of Mormon.
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Yeah.
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He found the Book of Mormon is backyards and Angel told him was there and literally he
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had like all these like brother in laws and like family members who are the only other
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people who could read it or watch him read it with stones over his eyes like it is the
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wackiest shit you've ever heard or could ever even imagine.
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And it's like don't make fun of everyone's beliefs.
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Not nice.
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It's like no.
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This is fucked up.
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Again going back to grooming is I'm not saying Mormons are but even Mormons are especially
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fucked up craziness like this story.
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Have you seen them at like there's interviews on Tick Tock where the people be like would
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you rather.
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Would you rather die a horrible and excruciating death or watch a porn video.
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I just die.
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Scrooge in death.
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Probably die.
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Die.
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Horrible excruciating.
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Die.
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Watch a porn video.
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Horrible death.
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The first one die a horrible death porn video for sure I'd rather be alive.
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I would rather die a horrible excruciating pain death because then you'd be a legend.
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Probably the second one.
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Sorry.
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Yeah.
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Drown.
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Drown.
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I mean I don't really want to die but like I don't really want to watch porn either.
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Watch a porn video.
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Probably die and excruciating death.
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Are you kidding me.
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That's obvious.
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I'd watch porn video.
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What is your favorite swear word.
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Um I like the dick.
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I like the dick.
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I like the dick.
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I like the dick.
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I like the dick.
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Shoot.
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Shoot.
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Yeah.
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Like shoot.
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Yeah.
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Shit.
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I like the s word.
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The s word.
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Yeah.
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Shoot.
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I say shoot.
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Shit.
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I really I really like the s word.
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Okay cool.
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Do you have an alternative.
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Yeah the d word is fun.
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Dang dang it.
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Gosh dang it.
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That was that it dang it.
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Yeah gosh dang it.
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Dang.
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Dang it.
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They give them like these weird scenarios but they're like kind of like it's either
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would you like would you save your friend from dying or would you suck a dick or like
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it's something weird like that and they'll always choose like it's that's not a good
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example.
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That was not a good example.
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I was like wait did they ask for it.
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I'll find out.
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I'll actually play some.
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What does that say suck a dick.
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No but it's like they'll be like I what's the worst word you say and someone like fiddlesticks.
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I can't.
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I think this is so cringe but my first exposure to Mormons was Angels in America which is
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an amazing play.
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Like everyone should either read this I mean you can read it but I just watched it.
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It was like on HBO.
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I think it still is.
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But I was in undergrad just barely out of high school.
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Those were some problems for you.
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Oh yeah.
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No it was a great time to watch it.
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But that's when I was like wait Mormons are like this.
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And I'm not saying it's 100 percent accurate but it's pretty made me look into it more
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and read about it more.
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You fucked up.
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Then when I was in my 20s I did go see Book of Mormon.
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Yeah.
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And you did.
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And it's hilarious.
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I feel like I read some problems.
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Yeah I did.
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You were a full blown Republican for a while.
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They were called Left Behind those books Left Behind.
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Yeah.
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I read the Left Behind books like six or I think seven of them maybe.
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I don't I read a lot of them and I had them and then I threw them all away after I realized
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like wait a minute I was brainwashed.
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That's what it is.
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We're just all brainwashed.
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I'm not afraid of a Mormon whoever you are whomever you are.
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Whomever.
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I'm actually kind of excited.
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You just want to see some hot guy in long johns.
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I want some Mormon dick.
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I do.
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I know it's fresh.
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There was actually a really good really nice my hair is fuck.
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They probably don't shave their pubics.
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No I think they want to be trimmed for the Lord.
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No thank God.
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I think they everyone should be trimmed for the Lord.
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I think their body image they have to look good for the Lord in case they die.
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Absolutely.
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Go to Mormon heaven.
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By the way everyone gets their own planet after you die when you're a Mormon.
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So like the father gets a planet and then like his whole family that's baptized gets
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to go to that.
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You are like.
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So families stay together when they die.
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But the dad is always again it's the white leader male that somehow one that is God in
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the next life until the 70s.
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They said black.
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The official doctrine was black people came from Satan and then they said black people
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were OK.
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Like the 70s like oh it's OK.
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Black people are fine.
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So that I'm just over it.
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That was the whole goddamn thing.
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I feel bad for people.
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It's kind of like Scientology.
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It's like in the same vein to me.
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Oh yeah.
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You're like making up books and you're you know.
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So anyway thank you for calling.
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And everybody call us because that was a great feedback.
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That was a great.
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We've had two weeks of like feedback and I like that.
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And we go to Salt Lake.
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If you would like us to meet up with you let me know because I don't know who you are.
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But we have a mansion.
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But we have a mansion on a hill.
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So thanks for the call.
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I have a topic.
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I have a few to I have a lot.
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No that's all.
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Oh my God.
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OK now this is something that a phrase I heard and it just like drives me nuts because I
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don't think it's real and I'm not shaming anyone and bring this up.
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But the term accidental pregnancies.
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Have you heard that phrase before like oh it was an accidental pregnancy or I accidentally
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got pregnant.
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Yeah I've heard people say like it was an accident.
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And that's my question is like how is it an accident.
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Like there are so many.
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You drive your car into a wall.
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That's an accident.
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That's an accident.
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But like you knew you were getting your dick.
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You're getting your dick down.
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Yeah like you're getting dick down and then you're like well we didn't use a condom because
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I'm on birth control and it's like well how effective is that.
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Did you take it yesterday Becky.
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And I'm not like I said I'm not trying to blame the woman.
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It's also the man's fault.
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Oh the man needs to pull out because I've heard men say it too like what got her pregnant
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on accident or something.
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How well it's not how because you shot your load.
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Yes pulling out right.
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Like you didn't you didn't even try.
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But then it's like there's the morning after pill.
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I mean there's condoms coat hangers there's coat hangers.
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There's you can still get mail order abortions and every small down the stairs.
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So I'm just wondering like why people are still using that phrase if you think so you
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don't think there's any accident.
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I think pregnancy in general is an accident.
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I mean I don't think anybody's ever really going to get something they're trying like
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oh we you.
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I mean I don't know what even they tell you like an IUD is not 100 percent.
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They tell you vasectomy is not 100 percent because I know people.
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Yeah I know people recently.
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But if you know someone and I know someone who got pregnant with vasectomy is and or
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I.
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Think then so it's not that rare is it.
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Here's the thing if we all know people who that's happened to it's like OK so even if
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it's 1 percent it's pretty common.
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I mean so one in 100 ladies out there I don't know how you guys do it.
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I would never I would never have sex.
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I would have I would take Plan B every time I had sex the next morning I would be like
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Plan B Plan B.
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Can you imagine like that's like us getting plan B like getting it.
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You almost did it.
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I mean it's like it's like you getting some serious disease.
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It was an accident.
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It was an accident.
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As I was taking eight cocks in a row I was bleeding out my ass hole.
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You skipped your prep for five days in a row and or just don't take prep ever.
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I'm not on prep.
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Why I'm not sexually active.
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That's the tea and that's the tea because I'm not I'm literally you're literally not
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dead.
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I know I'm actually kind of excited.
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Oh you still have holes.
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Wait what are you excited about.
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I want to get excited.
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I also had a suggest.
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I don't know if I told you that there was a suggestion this week that I go see a psychiatrist.
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My dad all right.
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Your it's happening.
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Your mental health is rapidly deteriorating to the point where I'm not sure you're going
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to make it to the trip.
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But like this is the trip.
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But I think I'm actually kind of excited about it.
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Oh my God what if I end up in a padded room.
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I'm like come save me.
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I'm not excited.
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I'm actually really excited because I know because I think I've been just letting the
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general doctor tell me what I can take and it's almost like trial and error where a psychiatrist
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will be like you're angry all the time and you want to have sex.
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Maybe there's this over here and this combination but these other doctors don't really deal
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with that a lot.
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There's going to describe you Lexa Pro symbol to Prozac Zoloft.
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I mean like now I'm not trying to know.
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I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer but here is what happened to me when I had a psychiatry
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referral because there are no psychiatrists anywhere and they're like impossible ever.
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It not only takes forever but so the referral was sent then I was seen by an Ohio health
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psychiatry nurse practitioner not a psychiatrist.
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They're all over the place.
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And so I talked to him for an hour.
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He's like OK great at the end he's like great.
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That was a great talk.
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I was like he's making it sound like it's ending.
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And then he's like so I'm going to put all my recommendations in my note and then I'll
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send that note back to your primary care doctor.
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I'm going to pick bullet points like what I would recommend to do first then second
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then third and fourth.
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And I was like so what I go so I'm not going to see you again.
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He's like no no this is just like to help.
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Hydrises is medicine.
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Yeah it is.
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But it's like normally not talking to stay like Matt has a psychiatrist that he sees
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every few months.
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I think some of them are like both like some right.
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Do both and a little bit of talk there.
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I think a lot of them are just do medication.
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Well there's not enough of them to do both like they can't.
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A psychiatrist cannot sit down with you and do psychotherapy for an hour.
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They don't have time.
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Well they should actually just they have 80 patients a day.
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Like it's a problem they start teaching then therapists like how to diagnose or like how
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to like recommend even.
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And then somebody else can look it over and go that sounds like a good idea because they
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know you the best.
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They're really like my psychiatrist has got me on lock.
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OK because I trust psychologist.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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My second call my third.
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I don't even know if it's.
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Yeah because then it's like are they a psychologist or are they a licensed there.
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I think they're a therapist.
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I'm not really actually I think she might be more like she went to school for psychology
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and yeah because she was like a social worker.
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She deals with kids and trans people and OK.
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I mean my favorite therapists were not even psychologists they were just therapists but
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like I mean not just it's just you know she knows how to keep it real with me.
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Yeah.
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So anyway I don't know how we got.
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Well I am proud of you for going.
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I think that's a great thing big step for you.
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But there aren't really pills that are going to make you horny again.
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So you're already on one that is like not sex neutral like another especially does
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not cause you weight gain.
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So it's like I feel like I was hornier on some ball to though and that's like a hard
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core and it shouldn't do it.
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That one should be right.
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But I was like happy.
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OK.
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Oh wait.
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So OK.
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Do we wrap up the accident pregnancy or did I just cut in like a psycho.
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I'm dumb.
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I mean you semi cut in but it's fine.
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Like I just feel like I don't think there's anything we ought to retire that phrase.
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I feel like when you get pregnant it's like oops I got pregnant not even an oops.
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It's like yeah you did.
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Well you know what you're doing here.
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You're having sex.
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If you put a dick and he's a pre comer.
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Oh there's a lot of there's a lot of little semen in there.
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Little tiny sperms.
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You might be in trouble.
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I would I would get a girl pregnant.
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Yeah I wouldn't.
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I'm a pre comer.
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I would be like I can't come.
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You would.
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I'm like are you good.
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I'm going to pull out again.
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I'm going to pull out again.
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OK so did you hear about Prince Harry.
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So I know he wrote a book.
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I know this like memoir.
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OK first of all they need a drink.
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Yeah I mean first of all can make it.
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I mean listen listen they don't want to be they don't want to be for everything.
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They're on all the media shows.
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They're they've given interviews to everyone.
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They don't want to make them.
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They don't want to be in the spotlight but he's writing a tell all book.
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I mean and I'm fine with that.
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All.
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So I heard him reading out loud his book and there was a little section on when his penis
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was frostbitten for William's wedding which we can play.
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My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized.
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The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan.
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I've been trying some home remedies including one recommended by a friend.
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She'd urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream.
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My mom used that on her lips.
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You want me to put that on my todger.
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It works Harry.
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Trust me.
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I found a tube and the minute I opened it the smell transported me through time.
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I felt as if my mother was right there in the room and I took a smidge and applied it
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down there.
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My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized.
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To me the last place I is why are you telling us that you were thinking of your mom while
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you rubbed cream on your dick.
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That part is the I'm I'm confused.
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I have questions.
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I have questions.
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I have.
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I don't even know the word was Todger.
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Todger call.
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He is a Todger though.
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He is.
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Todger calls a Todger.
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So first of all I am really upset.
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How did just his penis get like get frosted.
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I read more about it.
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There's like a pillow that they were supposed to wrap around their dicks and he didn't even
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have any training to go to the polar North Pole.
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And so I want to see what a dick pillow looks like.
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I think it just like wrapped around like a flashlight.
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I'm like yeah.
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It's a flashlight.
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They're like stick it in here.
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I have concerns because I used to think the what is his name officially the Duke of Hazard
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or the Duke of Hazard the Duke of Wellington.
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Harry Oh I didn't know.
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I don't have a title.
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No he removed it.
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But like well anyway Harry was a Duke.
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I'm looking clue.
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I had dreams about his penis.
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Oh because he's ginger.
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He's got a pink dick.
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I didn't think of that.
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Not pink anymore.
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Oh is it permanently.
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Well I don't think I guess it is said that it healed.
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It just took time.
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That's what the doctor said.
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It's going to take a long time.
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Can you imagine the world can't lose another pink dick.
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The world can't have a prince with an ugly cock.
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Like poor Megan.
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Well they're all inbred.
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He might have an ugly cock.
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He might.
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It's one of those.
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His pubic hair is probably straight.
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Oh God.
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He's so hot to me though I would let him fuck.
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Yeah.
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Even with the front spin back.
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With or without hair because it's we're heading towards bald.
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Well that's fine.
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That's not a problem to me.
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I'm not sure your penis is really ever healed properly.
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Like I'm a little bit concerned like I said.
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We need to have Megan.
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Megan Megan come on the show.
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Come on the show.
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Tell us about the car.
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We need to hear about the talk.
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Post put it on our new forum.
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Post your 7 2 1 5 3 3 6.
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We need to hear about this.
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Todd 6 1 4 is the area code.
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Yeah.
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Todd.
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Like what the fuck is that.
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Is that a real phrase.
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And I told you it was being my Willie was very hard.
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Todd.
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It's like OK first of all British people are weird.
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I'm sorry.
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Like I told you I know that everyone's like oh their accent is so hot.
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I'm like is it.
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Is it.
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Or is it just strange.
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I think it's just like a girl.
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First of all just say your cock or your dick.
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Cock or your.
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I'm so you.
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And you went so.
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So.
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Say your cock or your.
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Say your goddamn cock.
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Me.
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I can speak country.
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How about that.
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You know I can really get over here.
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I need some jam.
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I need some jam gala cutting if you really want me to tell me about chicken biscuits.
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I want some chicken biscuits.
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I love a chicken.
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Anyway.
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Yeah.
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So I was really just like you're not worried about the part where he says and it reminded
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me of my mom.
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So I took a little bit and rubbed it on my toddler.
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I mean it's kind of like when I masturbate with sweet pea with a lot of harsh fragrances
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and chemicals and bath and body works I would not jerk off with that.
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I use your little.
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That's a chemical burn waiting to happen.
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Well I guess my toddler might have.
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Oh and you did have a chemical burn because you were like dad what's happening to my penis.
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That was after I masturbated seven times in a row and there wasn't any cream and I didn't
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use any lube.
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OK.
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Well that was like it was like your high.
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Oh God.
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It's like does it even feel good at that point.
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I don't really know.
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You're so horny as a teenager like you don't even notice your hand is burning your car.
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What I would give to have that.
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I know.
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Oh I know.
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This is the world like all I want is that feeling.
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I never get it.
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I know my dreams.
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I've been having my dreams.
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I know I definitely know.
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OK.
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So that's a good sign.
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Yeah.
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So I think I'm actually getting horny again.
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But as you get older and start to die everything switches to your dreams because you can't do
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anything physically.
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So it's like you just dream about it I think.
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Is that well think about it when you're old and you can barely walk you're not thinking
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you're going to you can't go.
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You're conscious.
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You can't walk around London.
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You have to dream of traveling to London.
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I know.
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Can you imagine being like so when you're old you're maybe you're just getting older and
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you're going to dream about sex only.
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Great.
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Oh yeah.
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I forgot to tell you this.
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OK.
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Sorry.
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I'm not trying to change the subject but I had night terror.
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You had a night terror.
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Bad.
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How bad.
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This was Monday night.
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Oh so I because I was hungover probably still.
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You were.
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But I was.
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I woke up in like I woke up.
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First of all I have narcolepsy.
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I'm almost like fucking for sure.
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I think I have narcolepsy.
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Like I think it's pretty official.
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Did I tell you about this how I woke up and I stood up in front of the dresser and I was
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like first of all I couldn't catch my breath.
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I was like.
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And I couldn't swallow.
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Those are the two feelings that I had.
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And then I and then I came to then I was like where are you standing in front of the dresser.
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I was standing in front of TV like right where my dresser.
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Oh this is bad.
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This only gets only gets worse.
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This is bad.
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So then I like.
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Oh no.
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I got back in the bed I was quivering I was shaking because I was like freaked out.
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I woke myself up and Michael was like are you OK.
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And I remember every time I'd have a night terror and he asked me if I'm OK.
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I'm always embarrassed.
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I was like I'm fine.
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Like I know I just had something happen but I don't ever want to admit it at the moment.
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So I'm like yeah.
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Like you idiot.
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Like I act like he's the dumbass but I'm the one that's standing in front of the TV.
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I wish he could have like woken up and filmed it.
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Honestly I actually thought about putting a camera in my room because I feel like.
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You do this regularly.
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You're going to go.
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You're going to be the person like who goes down in the kitchen starts eating everything
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and then wakes up like what happened down here.
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Did we get robbed.
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Maybe.
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No.
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Bobby woke up.
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Bobby woke up.
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Wow.
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Peanut butter graham cracker.
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And because I didn't want to have sex I wanted a graham cracker.
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OK so your next subject.
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OK my next subject is and we'll just touch on it briefly hopefully but as we know Kevin
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McCarthy gets elected speaker.
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We still have the Santos person in the house who completely lied and made up a resume and
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his boss the Republicans are like yeah.
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And he stole from people and used dark money to get elected and lied.
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The thing he he lied about his family surviving.
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But he lied about Kevin McCarthy.
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He's like this is he introduced this guy as Kevin McCarthy's like right hand man whatever
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the fuck.
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I'm sure Terry or something and got money from it.
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Use this person and was like yeah I'm like he's if he's gay he's the most evil gay that
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ever he probably is gay.
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He's like a union on a Friday night.
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He does look like he is early.
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He's with the other ones and he's when does the drag show start.
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He's the early one.
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Ten p.m.
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He's blocked at 10.
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It's 7 a.m. like he's out to one and then he stumbles home.
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That's it.
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And we all know those people.
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Oh they're everywhere.
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But yeah so they take over.
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What's their first bill.
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I'll give you guys like anything that would help people.
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Oh no they were.
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It was wasn't it.
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It was to defund the IRS.
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OK so what does this bill do.
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They're trying to take away funding that's already been awarded that this bill does nothing
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basically even it's all just for show.
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But what it does do is if it were passed it would add to the deficit one hundred and fourteen
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billion dollars because they want to take away money from the IRS so they can't audit
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their rich funders.
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That's what they really want.
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OK right.
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They want to keep their money.
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But last year one of the bills that was passed was to get the IRS more money because they've
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been the same size audit that a lot of these 70s the IRS has not grown.
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Meanwhile what do you have.
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Look around you have more and more very wealthy people who have complicated taxes who constantly
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got for that they dodge taxes.
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We pay everything we have to pay because we don't want to go to prison.
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These rich people find ways to do it.
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There's loopholes.
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Put the money on this island.
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Oh buy this.
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Let's buy this house.
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Let's invest it here.
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Let's invest it there.
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Let's invest it there.
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So rich people are doing all this shit to avoid taxes.
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A bill last year finally passed to say OK let's give the IRS more money so they can
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do audit on the top one percent.
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The IRS even said if you make less than four thousand dollars a year you're not going to
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get audited more frequently.
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We're not looking at your taxes close more closely.
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It's for the top one percent.
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So the Republicans passed a bill to defund the IRS because they don't want their donors
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looked into.
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But they say they're for the working class.
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They say they're for the average American.
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Like Republicans it's a joke.
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That was their very first bill.
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And now their next thing is they want to stop.
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They want to decrease the deficit stop spending.
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They want to cut spending.
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They're not even joking about it anymore.
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They're actually talking about cutting Medicare and Social Security right now with inflation
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high people are not able to afford things and Republicans want to cut Medicare and Social
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Security.
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But they just passed they just passed a bill that would add one hundred fourteen billion
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to the deficit.
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But they want to cut spending.
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Yeah like you're not going to add one hundred billion to the military as well.
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They want to throw it in there like they don't make sense anymore is what I'm hearing.
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I am sick of it.
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Did you not see that there was Laura.
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Laura Bypert was like whatever her fucking goddamn name is.
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She was at the one almost lost by firing votes.
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Yeah she was at the metal detectors as they were trying to tell you I saw that.
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I put it on a show.
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She's like Nancy Pelosi's in her house anymore.
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Why are you so against metal detectors.
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You can't walk through a metal detector.
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Why the visitors have to.
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But you don't want to.
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It's a shitty shit.
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Like why do we have to do it.
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Not the people's house.
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It's not the people's.
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It's not.
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It's about these fucking idiot assholes that just literally think that they run everything
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and they do run everything but like they don't care about you.
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They don't give a fuck.
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They work for their donors.
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They don't.
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I remember when I was watching Marj Taylor Greene was like looking at these two like
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you guys went behind my back now.
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I was like wow something that you do.
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Yeah it happened.
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What goes around comes around Marjorie.
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Cover those arms like I said last week.
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I really hope Trump picks her to be his vice president because he's running.
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He's considering her.
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Can you imagine.
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Can you imagine.
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Because all the crazy psychos would go vote for them and suck votes away from just like
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a regular Republican.
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Could you imagine debates though.
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It could be so great.
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Between Kamala and her.
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Oh destroy absolutely destroy.
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I mean.
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Kamala will destroy.
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Now I will say.
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I'm not 100 percent pro Kamala.
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I'm not 100 percent pro Biden.
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I'm not either.
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I'm actually like I and I want to make an actual comment.
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OK make a comment.
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So we found classified documents Biden had at his Corvette or like all of a sudden all
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these documents are popping up.
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If he is doing something shady he deserves to be prosecuted looked into whatever you
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want to do.
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I love it that the Republicans are like thinking we're going to be like you can't do it.
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Now we were like like the system of government a special counsel.
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Go ahead.
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Do it.
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We don't care.
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And if he did something wrong then he gets to be punished.
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Period.
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Can't be president because he's not going to be prosecuted.
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Well look at Trump.
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He fucking got away with murder basically literally the things that he did and operated
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he operated a hotel for profit out of a government building in D.C. and foreign people would
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come there foreign governors and governments would just come and spend money there to influence
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Trump.
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Are you OK over there.
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Yeah it's just like this is kind of starting to hurt.
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I was telling people about this.
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That's my little comment on the current political situation.
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But yeah I'm all for a special counsel to investigate this shit.
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It's apparently it's very common for government workers to have classified files and forget
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about that.
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And that's the differences are Trump was asked to return them and wouldn't and wanted to
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keep them.
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And Biden was like I'm being like oh so they found shit.
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But I'm just like I know what I know.
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What do you.
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I guess a classified document we think of something like you think it's always a gold
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piece of paper that's all my god it's like a fax from somebody from.
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Yeah.
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It's like he just shoved everything in a box and threw it away.
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It might just be like it could reveal the name of a sort of intelligence that's classified
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like some of the thing.
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But who knows.
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It needs to be looked into.
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Look into a bitch.
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We don't care.
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We literally don't care.
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Look at literally don't buy it is disposable.
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We can find another person to run for president.
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We don't.
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It's like OK move on.
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That's how I feel.
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And period.
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Yeah.
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I have other things.
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I do too.
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OK go.
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So Colleen at work lover she said she came in today and she goes I have something for
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the podcast that I want you to do.
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I said what.
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Oh no.
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She said I want you to listen to a song and react.
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OK.
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It's a print song.
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It's her favorite song.
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OK I know.
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It's called P power or P control and we're going to find I'm just going to play like
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a little bit of it and I want to control.
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Yeah OK.
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I think I know what that means.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Interesting.
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And I went to his house when he was like this is what he did in this house all day long
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like this sounds cool.
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I know people have but this is he didn't care.
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I did this outer space theme music when I was in the special commensurate and brave
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pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciado is.
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OK I do like a dramatic beginning.
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Oh yeah.
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Good morning ladies and gentlemen boys and motherfucking girls.
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This is your captain with no name speaking and I'm here to rock your world with a tale
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that will soon be classic about a woman you already know.
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No process of your brain.
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Pussy control.
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I like it.
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Who's telling this story to boys and girls.
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Well it was the 80s.
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Your initial thoughts right now.
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I need to know Colleen needs to know your thoughts.
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No no it's just awful intro.
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The thing is the intro didn't really match the beat that came in.
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It was like it was like oh and then it was like.
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We're telling a tale to the boys and girls about pussy control.
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I mean but I do like the beat and then I like the.
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I do too.
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I like that.
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I like that part.
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So I like like the general gist I guess.
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And now I'm gonna go to the middle like where the breakdown is potentially.
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Okay.
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You like that.
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Yeah.
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He's got that pussy in control.
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It's good.
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Pussy.
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One more verse to the story.
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I need another piece of your ear.
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I want to hip you all to the reason I'm known as a player of the year.
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Cause I met this girl named pussy.
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At the club internationally.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a fuckin pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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I'm a pussy.
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Okay.
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Bitch you can dance to that.
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I don't hate it at all.
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I don't hate it.
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I could dance to that could get easily get into that.
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I belong.
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But I mean if but I'm just telling you I would immediately skip it if this if I heard
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the start that was time and I would be like No sex.
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This is why I will.
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I would listen for 30 even like the first 20 seconds. I would be like skip
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See I would have stayed on the first the thing about I feel like this is gonna be a really deep moment
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I feel like you can rinse. Oh, I knew you were gonna say I was like you think you're an artist
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Okay, I am an artist
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It's always after we know but here's the difference. Oh great now my favorite
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It's always after we but then you start that you have grandiose thing
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No, but it's not even that it's the fact that he did not like literally it really didn't sound that great
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But because he owned it and he fucking went with it. It was great
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I know I did I go no, that's not good and I could have became a pussy power myself bitch
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I could have found dick power, but I'd be like, oh no, what if my mom hears it? Oh
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What if and it's like and then I start playing the game. Well, what if nobody likes it?
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Oh who cares this most like my earlier about the website like if you build it they will come
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And we want your comm shop pictures, too. Oh
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What's your next thing those are always good, okay, wait so final conclusion we like pussy power
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Yeah, Colleen you're on to something. Can you give us another rec like I thought I hated Prince just because I've never heard anything
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Good, except for that like snow and April song, which is that my favorite Prince song. That's a sad song. What's that?
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I have a favorite. It's the one that's like dearly beloved. It's like yes
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Oh
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The music sounds like an old VHS tape kind of like going in and out as the beginning
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Yeah, yeah
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He's very dramatic I like that
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I guess day day. Oh, we gotta just wait for it. So when you call up that's drinking
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Oh
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Thanks, I want to take my titties out. Oh, yeah
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We've reached that point I love it anyway, that's my favorite that's my favorite one right now
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But I still haven't found so when I was on that
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I'm just real quick when I went on tour that she was like everybody has their print song and I'm like do they
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I think I need to find my prince on but for now, it's that just for now going back to Salt Lake City
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I am a little concerned
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Because on Wednesday, I think it was Wednesday
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All flights were grounded in the morning and we just got through the fucking winter disaster with like Southwest canceling how many thousands of flights?
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And then Wednesday comes along and they're like oops FAA like technology thing broke. So all flights are grounded in the morning
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And like Sabrine was flying but thankfully like she was already gotten to Atlanta because she left Columbus really early and then got to Miami
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A little obviously late like a few hours, but like still got there
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But it's just like confusing to me as like are we supposed to be flying right now?
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Okay, so I don't want to fly like I don't I and and we're flying on Southwest
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To Salt Lake City. So it's like are we gonna fucking get there?
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I think their shit has to like like we're not gonna get there. I think we are
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I think they're gonna now Southwest is like no for $49 will let you fly anywhere. It's just like I'm not booking with you
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I'm not taking advantage of these $49 flights. Why would I?
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So it was a no tam system is what it's called. And that's actually what I'm studying. I know your grandfather was a pilot
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So tell us about no time no time
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So no tam is for the which I got told this should be a regular bet I'm like no Wow
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Mass skipped over it or he wasn't listening. I was like, did you hear him be a pilot? Wow. Fuck you Matt
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So for my drone 107 test I have to learn how to read this thing and basically what it's for is
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It's basically to tell you what's happening in the area without having to be like
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There's a plane flight like they pilot talk is literally like letters in numbers and you can learn how to read it
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It's like the most bizarre thing ever because you're like
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Scattered showers like everything has like a meaning but it's like almost like morris code
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So that went down so they that makes pilots unaware of like what's the what's happening in the future because they get like usually like
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Their route they'll be like, okay when you hit two o'clock
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This is when you're gonna have and that's why when they when they read out they're like weather in the area
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It's updated winds cover thousand Southwest that they're reading that I'm like what they say they're reading all that out
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It's all based on numbers. But that's why they kind of so that's why they do the
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Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I'm reading the little thing now and I forget how it works
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But I mean that's really no tam no tam. Okay, so so that broke down so yet another breakdown
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It's just like so you're just scared to fly. I just don't know what we're flying. It's like, okay. Are we are we gonna make?
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God's hands
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God's hands God's timing is always right
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I mean, yeah, I just how do you feel about flying? I'm a little bit you don't seem concerned at all
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Which is making me more concerned
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Minneapolis was fun
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We'll make it and I'm like we're gonna get there at 5 p.m. That day
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Everyone else is gonna be waiting to get into this house of yours
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I think the difference is is that Southwest fucked up during a holiday? Okay, and a holiday can really busier it is busier
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So that's number one number two, although we are flying during Presidents Day weekend, but um, yeah
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But also the other like to spin that though. I feel like I feel like they're gonna be extra
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Cautious now they're gonna be over public relations. Yeah, they cannot fuck up
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But did they like officially update their IT system that failed? No, but you know when they used to like slide the little things in
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That's how these they're still on that system
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They don't have like when they put a new city up in a new time and like slide. Yep
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So apparently there's no hub for these planes like if you fly to Columbus point to point that one can go from Columbus to New
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Hampshire right like Delta to Washington where I don't write here to here like goes
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Minneapolis back Atlanta. Yep, Minneapolis, Atlanta
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Columbus Atlanta, yep, then if you go want to come from Columbus you go Columbus Atlanta, Minneapolis
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But they all have these points of like where Southwest apparently is just like a free-for-all
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so that's why it's hard for them to then it's like two guys pricing the room being like, oh
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We gotta reschedule this flight. Like I mean, I can only imagine like I schedule stuff at work
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I can only imagine it's like almost like archaic. I feel like
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So yeah, Southwest you need to step up your pussy. I know you think it's I don't want to be late
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Like I don't want to be late. I have I'm I'm worried, but I'm also confident. I'm confident. I like this
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I appreciate I do I'm confident because I feel like they cannot fuck up again
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And if they do it's gonna be a major problem. They're gonna get fined and all this shit
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So they're gonna do everything in power to not fuck up and because it's not like a legit holiday
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Yeah present and say okay and yeah out west is probably popular because of skiing and that's fine. But in all reality, there's not
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tons of more trap
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I was trying to listen. I was like I just lost track. There's not there's not that high amount of travel happening
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So like they're gonna be able to reschedule if something happens
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They could have a wiggle room. Yeah, more. Thank you more open flights. Maybe yes more pilots. Okay. Well, that was nice
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Thank you. You've reassured me. Thank you. That's cuz I'm sitting for my test
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Like I want to take it like I forgot you went back to school. That's a bold choice. Well, I'm not going to school
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I'm sitting on my own
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February or February. Yeah, I'm gonna take it on the
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Eighth I think oh, I gotta start studying February 8th, I think
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Well, I've seen a lot of drone pilots. So I'm sure you'll pass cuz like they can't all be smart
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Hi, by the way, I was looking at jobs and like yeah, can we get in you make like I mean you can make $40 an hour
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Yeah, a drone and now they have these things where they just did it like a few times a week
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You could be right I could be an independent contractor
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I'll film your house, but it's gonna cost you $500. Yeah, what are they gonna say now? Yeah, I'm gonna say now
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But then I have to make a flight flight plan and that's why I'm
01:00:05.680 --> 01:00:12.520
That time drugs, oh my god, yeah, they're like you can't be in this car being this car
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Oh, I didn't think of that
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No, if you have your own know, I do have your own company though. If you start an LLC or some bullshit
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I don't even know how it works. You're gonna be running start your own company and then it's like you don't have to test yourself
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Yeah, exactly, but the FAA can shut you down. Oh, really FAA is like pretty that's why I thought that's Pete Buddha judge
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Like he could literally come knocking you would fucking love like Pete. I'm in trouble
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Hey stin at home now that Chastin's back at home with the twins. I'm in trouble. Oh Pete. He's probably hot
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He probably fucks. Well, I think he's probably got a big dick. He's very calm
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I don't know if he has a big dick, but I think he knows how to fuck
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Do you think he's a dark-haired pink? Yes. Okay, cuz he looks very pale and chase all the pink chase
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I don't be surprised though. I wouldn't be surprised though
01:00:56.960 --> 01:01:01.320
If we have a little switcheroo in the household, you think Chastin's a top. Have you heard him talk?
01:01:01.320 --> 01:01:03.800
Exactly. No, yeah
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Chastin has a top from Michigan or Chastin as a top Chastain
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I don't know. Can you imagine Pete though like getting railed down? He'd be like, oh no way. He'd be so uncomfortable
01:01:13.800 --> 01:01:18.160
He'd be like first of all, he was a soldier. I'm not really gay like soldiers are not bottoms
01:01:18.160 --> 01:01:22.500
Are they I don't like to think of them, but a lot of them are my mind will break
01:01:22.500 --> 01:01:25.600
I cannot do it there and this is gonna be so bottom shaming
01:01:25.600 --> 01:01:31.520
But I don't care we do it all the time. I can't stand yeah a hot man
01:01:32.680 --> 01:01:38.800
Who then all of a sudden pussies up? No, like when you're like, so that motherfucker. Why don't you fuck me?
01:01:41.840 --> 01:01:46.480
No, I don't want it no it's done it's not hot it doesn't fit my
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:50.920
Heteronormative framework, it's not gonna be hot. Well, that's the problem
01:01:50.920 --> 01:01:57.040
Is that we're all looking for a straight man because we all like do you not realize our trauma like our internalized homophobia?
01:01:57.040 --> 01:02:04.200
I like for it to be hot. It has to fit into that. Sorry. Sorry. I can't heal myself completely and also find attractive porn
01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:10.680
It's like I just needed to fit the mold if you want a hot big muscled top and a tiny little
01:02:11.200 --> 01:02:17.440
Twink bottom who's already femme like that's it and I really want my hole to work again. I wish I could bottom again
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:25.480
Honestly, it's so much easier just like it's so it was so easy to lay there. Oh, it's so good. Oh fuck. Oh, wow
01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:35.280
Inside me you're so big. Oh my god, you could just be like, oh, oh, it's so big. Fuck you wanna
01:02:37.040 --> 01:02:42.760
Like everybody has their buzzwords like oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, mine's like come inside. Oh, yeah. That's it
01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:44.480
I do a turn I go
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Boom and then all sound I feel like I can say name. Yeah, and you knew he came
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:51.580
I could do that to any guy. Oh my god. Are you gonna come? Are you gonna fuck?
01:02:51.580 --> 01:02:53.240
Um, I want you to come I want you to come inside
01:02:53.240 --> 01:02:55.640
I want you to come for me is the phrase that would do it
01:02:55.640 --> 01:02:58.920
I want you to come for me and then they're like, oh for you, baby
01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:04.720
Oh god, I'm like literally come for me. Oh, yeah. Oh
01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:07.840
It feels like you're getting close. Oh
01:03:09.200 --> 01:03:11.760
There's coming your asshole and then you have to go and then you go to the bathroom
01:03:11.760 --> 01:03:15.200
You have to be degraded and sit down and flush the children. Yeah, it's like
01:03:16.080 --> 01:03:17.960
There's no way around
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Sorry
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It that right there that ends up. Oh, I'm I'm isolating that
01:03:24.160 --> 01:03:25.720
You do it great
01:03:25.720 --> 01:03:30.440
It is the most horrifying. I remember that I remember doing it and being like, well, they heard all that right?
01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:35.040
Well, you can't silently get and get came in and then go sit on the potty be like and then you have to come out
01:03:35.040 --> 01:03:37.040
And be like hi
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Out back you guys didn't know but now you do he's like here's your things. Yeah, it really sounds like a big old
01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:44.400
Flappy pussy in the wind going
01:03:45.640 --> 01:03:51.480
With little raindrops on the toilet water if you were to take a really flappy pussy like mine probably like this
01:03:51.480 --> 01:03:53.540
Oh, you would have a flappy pussy with that
01:03:53.540 --> 01:03:59.400
So them a leaf blower and you put it towards that pussy on the side. It was going back and forth and waving it
01:03:59.640 --> 01:04:04.760
Yep, that's what's like the shit outcome ladies and if you haven't done it yet, you should try I know some
01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:11.200
Honestly, they queef outcome so they know what it's like if I'm being honest if I was a female. Oh, well, what would you do?
01:04:11.200 --> 01:04:12.920
I probably do anal
01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:19.760
Yeah, I wouldn't the guy has a sensitive area and it's like there's already like a flora in there like a biome of the vagina
01:04:19.760 --> 01:04:23.340
I don't want to fuck it up with a penis. We can't fuck up that pussy my pussy
01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:27.080
See my pussy does not get touched by dicks
01:04:27.080 --> 01:04:32.740
I kind of think I wouldn't want it like that's why people get BV and all these other like STDs is cuz like
01:04:32.740 --> 01:04:37.660
The vagina is like precious and then you're putting a dirty dick in it and then it ruins it and then it really
01:04:38.260 --> 01:04:43.860
More like oh dirty Diana. I were a woman you can fuck me in my asshole
01:04:43.860 --> 01:04:48.300
That's it if I was a woman, but then think about a little your asshole probably is it's way tighter
01:04:48.620 --> 01:04:50.340
Yeah, cuz I was a giant hole in front of it
01:04:50.340 --> 01:04:54.500
So it's like it's like just barely there and all the signs are like go to the big hole go to the big hole
01:04:54.500 --> 01:04:58.220
No, I was like I want you to do that. Sound of gross
01:04:58.220 --> 01:05:03.520
Well, actually one of our female friends a mutual friend did say like when she did anal
01:05:04.220 --> 01:05:09.420
She was like, you know, like it I could feel it in my front hole
01:05:09.420 --> 01:05:13.540
I was like you could women and she's fingering her pussy then she feels it
01:05:14.100 --> 01:05:20.140
The walls not big. It's a thin wall between the really gross rectum and vagina. So like it's not gross
01:05:20.140 --> 01:05:23.220
It's actually part of life and it's where we all came from really gross
01:05:23.220 --> 01:05:26.780
We all came from a pussy all the sex is gross when you think about it
01:05:26.780 --> 01:05:31.660
Oh, absolutely, like talk to a straight man about two men having sex and they're gonna be like talk to us
01:05:31.660 --> 01:05:36.540
Rose talk to a straight man about a vagina. They literally don't like it. They don't know how it works
01:05:36.740 --> 01:05:42.300
They don't like there's blood coming out of somewhere. I'm like who they call that. Um, you're getting your red wings
01:05:42.900 --> 01:05:47.460
Matt used to always talk about getting his red wings. Maybe you can shove it up my pussy and
01:05:49.980 --> 01:05:51.420
Sundries
01:05:51.420 --> 01:05:53.420
My son that's hot too
01:05:53.420 --> 01:05:59.820
Then you need to go first because I had to go first last two weeks of one week. Mm-hmm. Check the tapes
01:05:59.820 --> 01:06:03.980
well, this is gonna be interesting for some of you to hear I
01:06:05.740 --> 01:06:08.900
I've said this before but this week in particular and
01:06:09.580 --> 01:06:12.660
This is why I'm also stressed. I think and also really grumpy
01:06:14.060 --> 01:06:15.380
if I
01:06:15.380 --> 01:06:17.380
This goes for anything
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If I take the time
01:06:19.500 --> 01:06:24.580
To have something available for you that could give you an answer to something
01:06:25.180 --> 01:06:28.940
And you don't use said thing and I'll give you an example
01:06:29.900 --> 01:06:34.180
I'm gonna fucking snap. Yep, if I send you an email
01:06:35.220 --> 01:06:39.200
That is literally the most detailed I will ever be
01:06:39.960 --> 01:06:43.420
Okay, like I'm really putting some effort into this. I think that's why I'm getting so pissed off
01:06:43.680 --> 01:06:48.040
Yeah, and then you ask me questions that are it happened again today. She's like
01:06:48.040 --> 01:06:52.780
Oh what paypal what service you have? I'm like I gave these people listen
01:06:52.780 --> 01:06:58.140
I didn't even send the email and I was getting pissed and I actually mean like a visceral responsive like right
01:06:58.140 --> 01:07:01.940
Like what the fuck like because I'm literally sitting there going well
01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:06.700
This is someone who doesn't normally stay super organized. No offense. Like look at the room
01:07:06.700 --> 01:07:11.900
Well, I'm just saying like read the room a big thing. It's the first group trip that you've done
01:07:11.900 --> 01:07:17.380
It's not even your place trip. So it's like it's like you are you are prepping you are prepping
01:07:17.380 --> 01:07:23.560
These emails are detailed. I was like, oh, he already has dinner reservations. Oh, he already knows where okay here
01:07:23.560 --> 01:07:24.780
Oh, he already has the times
01:07:24.780 --> 01:07:31.000
Oh, he has a like a chart with the times of when people arrive what cars are coming what time like it's everything
01:07:31.000 --> 01:07:34.340
Oh, oh, here's some I'm ordering two shirts Venmo me at this
01:07:34.780 --> 01:07:40.860
Send it here $20 each what size send it now. I'm gonna order these. Oh, that's the other I was like reading these emails
01:07:40.860 --> 01:07:46.180
Like okay, this is easy for me for someone who can follow instructions. It's fucking easy and it was great
01:07:46.180 --> 01:07:50.940
But then other people are sending things in the group chat like like no email was sent like nothing
01:07:50.940 --> 01:07:56.960
So when are we having dinner? So what days are dinner? We shouldn't do dinners like later that I'm like, they're already been for
01:07:58.700 --> 01:08:03.540
Month ago they were booked a month ago really pissed me off and I know and I know why said to my face
01:08:04.020 --> 01:08:10.500
I'm not reading those emails. I like to be more I'm like don't come but you have to what do you want to be more?
01:08:10.500 --> 01:08:13.420
When it's gonna be a jam-packed crowded fucking week
01:08:13.420 --> 01:08:19.080
There's 13 people going to a mansion on a hill I've got you during an event where there's tens of thousands of people
01:08:19.220 --> 01:08:22.100
Coming to this for this and you're saying at my aunt's house
01:08:22.100 --> 01:08:25.540
I can't have you being a scallywag walking up a fucking mountain
01:08:25.620 --> 01:08:31.760
Yeah, I'm being like some man was walking up and it's cuz I know literally there will be no reservations
01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:35.620
No one will be able to eat at a restaurant this week unless they have a reservation
01:08:35.620 --> 01:08:41.500
No one will you to walk into any restaurant because all the dumbasses are gonna go here and be like, oh, I want dinner
01:08:41.500 --> 01:08:46.420
Let's go get dinner there. No, you can't they're booked booked and they're both too busy because it's gay
01:08:46.420 --> 01:08:48.140
See we call the games are going to the restaurants
01:08:48.140 --> 01:08:55.980
Okay people fly from all over the world for gay ski week like literally Australians Europeans South Americans like everyone's coming here
01:08:56.780 --> 01:09:02.020
Swedes, yes Nordic Iceland's the skiers the winter people so yeah
01:09:02.020 --> 01:09:05.640
No, if you if you put the time in to send a detailed itinerary
01:09:06.260 --> 01:09:09.420
Multiple emails to say and at the top it says please read this
01:09:09.420 --> 01:09:11.420
It's literally I'm like, this is not a suggestion
01:09:11.420 --> 01:09:13.420
This is if you're participating in the trip
01:09:13.500 --> 01:09:16.700
You need to fucking read it and understand it because it makes me a little nervous
01:09:16.700 --> 01:09:20.140
Are you gonna read the rules to the house? You won't not we're in playground
01:09:20.140 --> 01:09:22.500
But we're not like spilling things on the carpet. Oops
01:09:22.500 --> 01:09:26.660
I sat on the couch and was eating a hot pocket 2 a.m. And the hot pocket got on the couch
01:09:26.660 --> 01:09:32.520
This isn't our place in our place. You can't afford to fix it. No, like that's why I said if you break it you fix it
01:09:32.520 --> 01:09:36.840
I'm sure that'll get some of they don't read it. The furniture is probably from like restoration harbor
01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:40.580
It's like a $30,000 couch. I can't afford this shit
01:09:41.140 --> 01:09:46.620
So we're not we need to follow instructions read the emails, but this applies
01:09:47.780 --> 01:09:51.020
Okay, so to add on to the whole layer just real quick
01:09:52.620 --> 01:09:57.380
Literally everyone but you and one other person
01:09:58.340 --> 01:10:05.460
Sent me the money day of but didn't tell me their fucking size and I literally write and bold
01:10:05.460 --> 01:10:10.940
Please let me know your size shirt when you send me the money on the to Venmo. Here's my Venmo
01:10:10.940 --> 01:10:15.500
Like how I attached it to the Venmo. I was like little or larges. That's what I wanted
01:10:15.500 --> 01:10:17.500
That's what I was trying to say. Here's the money
01:10:19.180 --> 01:10:22.580
Because I know because I know if I were in your shoes I would be freaking
01:10:23.420 --> 01:10:28.700
Stressed I'd be pissed at everyone who doesn't follow my instructions cuz I'm like no one cares
01:10:28.700 --> 01:10:33.080
So if you don't care, why are you coming and I get it people have other things going on in their life
01:10:33.080 --> 01:10:38.100
But like put a little effort just a little this trip is free for us. We're not even paying you're not
01:10:39.180 --> 01:10:41.180
in ski out I
01:10:41.220 --> 01:10:43.220
Man, I don't know
01:10:43.220 --> 01:10:46.260
Like they don't they're gonna walk in and go what the fuck they don't get it
01:10:46.260 --> 01:10:50.820
I spent four thousand dollars on lodging for four nights in Aspen last year
01:10:50.820 --> 01:10:51.060
Yeah
01:10:51.060 --> 01:10:56.580
Like I went to Aspen in February and spent four thousand dollars on lodging and it was a one bedroom
01:10:57.100 --> 01:11:01.660
Like loft. No, it wasn't a bedroom. It was a loft style place. We slept up in the loft
01:11:01.660 --> 01:11:04.060
It's for ski and ski out it that's how much it cost
01:11:04.300 --> 01:11:08.520
We're going on a trip where we have ski and scout lodging and people can't read an email about it
01:11:08.520 --> 01:11:13.380
If we pay for this it'd be $10,000 a night. We could we couldn't yeah we for this
01:11:13.380 --> 01:11:18.460
No, the size of house and what's there? There's some fucking movie. It would be more. Yeah, I can't wait for that
01:11:18.460 --> 01:11:23.620
I'm making everyone everywhere everything. Oh, I love that movie. I want to cry again. Yeah, I want to watch that
01:11:23.620 --> 01:11:27.580
I'm making people. Okay, that's a good idea. We got to watch like movie. No, we need to have movie nights every night
01:11:27.580 --> 01:11:32.820
I'm so excited. Go along with like the like we're gonna be able to go to the sauna
01:11:34.340 --> 01:11:39.780
Movies like they don't understand how this is gonna I think some of them are just a little delayed and they'll get there
01:11:39.780 --> 01:11:45.700
But I told Matt that this is about to be a life-changing trip that we'll never forget and never be able to repeat unless we go
01:11:45.700 --> 01:11:49.060
But I mean, I'm gonna like we're gonna literally you're gonna have I'm gonna have to make an annual mall
01:11:49.220 --> 01:11:54.540
No, we have to annual media summit at the hill. This is gonna be maybe when you're maybe once I'm on Giorno
01:11:54.540 --> 01:11:58.420
I'll be able to ski next year cuz I'll be fucking 80 pounds lighter. You will be able to
01:11:58.940 --> 01:12:03.620
No, you just need a good lesson like Matt and Emma are gonna get I just need not I need to wear pants like this
01:12:03.620 --> 01:12:07.380
And not just the star pants with a one-day lesson like Matt and Emma
01:12:07.380 --> 01:12:10.740
I think I could see you have I think you could now easily
01:12:10.740 --> 01:12:16.020
I'm a little heavy and lessons are gonna I'm gonna start an avalanche. You could do a you could do a half-day lesson
01:12:16.020 --> 01:12:18.220
It's a hundred and seventy dollars. That's it fucking
01:12:20.020 --> 01:12:21.500
Then I was so
01:12:21.500 --> 01:12:25.620
Devastated just don't I don't think I'm ready. Yeah, the thing is you could do a half-day lesson if you hate it
01:12:25.620 --> 01:12:29.040
That's it. That's all you paid for if you like it the next day you go to Deer Valley
01:12:30.380 --> 01:12:32.380
$25
01:12:32.980 --> 01:12:38.580
I know I'm like that's like $200. I'm like that we get to go to we get to go to two mountains
01:12:38.700 --> 01:12:42.940
He gets it cuz he knows how to do he's listens. He remembers Aspen
01:12:42.940 --> 01:12:46.900
He remembers how much of a privilege it is to ski it that that's the thing is like skiing
01:12:46.900 --> 01:12:53.100
Most people don't get to experience this very privileged and in 50 years the snowfall might not be around to allow people to ski
01:12:53.220 --> 01:12:56.980
So we have to appreciate it now. Just go there and just stay at the mansion
01:12:56.980 --> 01:13:02.620
Oh my god bad one other quick little note about did you know what so far is by the way?
01:13:04.120 --> 01:13:09.620
Financing yeah, because we went to I went to so Phi Stadium in LA how I saw Bon Iver there
01:13:09.620 --> 01:13:12.500
Okay, okay. How the fuck do you name a stadium?
01:13:12.500 --> 01:13:17.060
After a company that is stealing money basically refinancing loans
01:13:17.060 --> 01:13:23.020
Yeah with students who are being fucking robbed for their expensive horrible education
01:13:23.060 --> 01:13:28.060
Yep, and you're gonna put your name on a building. What could you pay off? What could you know?
01:13:28.420 --> 01:13:33.860
What like how much did they pay to get their name on a giant stadium in the second hundreds of millions?
01:13:33.860 --> 01:13:37.540
Hundreds of millions city in the country fly into lax and you see it
01:13:37.540 --> 01:13:41.780
There's an advertisement every time you fuck Alex. Anyway, I just thought about I know
01:13:41.780 --> 01:13:45.220
Wow, I didn't think about it and then I heard somebody Heather McMahon
01:13:45.940 --> 01:13:51.800
Phi Stadium, I'm like so Phi I get mailings from them all the time how every other week you're paying for that stadium
01:13:51.980 --> 01:13:56.660
But why don't we just take that money and help people pay off? I'm done. Anyway, I'm forgive debt
01:13:57.860 --> 01:14:02.660
Do you know how easy it would be for them to just be instead of raking in billions in profit every year?
01:14:02.660 --> 01:14:05.940
We're gonna forgive all that debt. It's like oh you could do that literally
01:14:06.100 --> 01:14:10.940
That's why Biden is like smartly like we can just do this by the way listen Biden with all his issues now
01:14:10.940 --> 01:14:12.940
He's got to legalize marijuana before the
01:14:13.580 --> 01:14:19.620
We've got to get that done. Let's get it done Sundari. Oh my Sundari is I'm walking around at work
01:14:19.620 --> 01:14:26.220
I'm walking around, you know shopping going to the grocery store. All I see are fucking credit unions
01:14:26.220 --> 01:14:28.800
I want to know why everyone and their mom has a credit union
01:14:29.620 --> 01:14:34.120
What is a credit union? Anyone can start one and it's like the Air Force has a credit union
01:14:34.140 --> 01:14:36.300
We could start a credit union not well union
01:14:36.300 --> 01:14:39.940
But I'm trying to figure out why like why does everyone want a different credit union to be like?
01:14:39.940 --> 01:14:42.580
Oh, I work with this credit union because that's my jobs credit union
01:14:42.580 --> 01:14:44.980
And then I go to this credit union and I growing up
01:14:44.980 --> 01:14:49.980
I had I used a credit union briefly and my hometown, but then I'm like, I want to like an actual bank
01:14:49.980 --> 01:14:52.380
I think it's a credit union
01:14:52.380 --> 01:14:56.100
I think it's like a smaller version of a bank, but they take your money and they invest it
01:14:56.380 --> 01:14:59.820
Like it's something to do with that but like but it's like a union. I'm not sure you have
01:15:00.220 --> 01:15:05.260
Yeah, I'm not sure because when you finance with like they'll be like we can check the finance unions or whatever
01:15:05.260 --> 01:15:07.740
I'm like credit unions. Yeah, I'm like, oh
01:15:07.740 --> 01:15:14.300
I just I'm getting annoyed because it's like there's too many banks and too many ATMs like why we have banks anymore. I
01:15:15.020 --> 01:15:17.020
Why do we have paper money bitch?
01:15:17.620 --> 01:15:19.340
Why do we have change?
01:15:19.340 --> 01:15:24.260
One of these homeless people gonna get a goddamn Venmo. That's you listen actually in China
01:15:24.260 --> 01:15:24.780
They do that
01:15:24.780 --> 01:15:30.220
If you're poor and you come up to me at the car and all business is just hold up their Venmo thing and homeless people
01:15:30.220 --> 01:15:32.700
Can just hold up a vendor on my window. Here's a QR code
01:15:32.700 --> 01:15:33.520
I don't touch you
01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:38.340
I don't want to be near you our code from like 30 feet away and then just send the money like here's a dollar
01:15:38.340 --> 01:15:42.900
We should try it. Yeah, like homeless and have a QR card. I
01:15:43.940 --> 01:15:45.940
Wonder how much you could actually fucking make
01:15:46.540 --> 01:15:51.020
Way more cuz then when you're like, I don't have change. I don't have cash. It's like well, here's my QR
01:15:51.020 --> 01:15:54.900
You can scan it. I never thought of credit. You know, it's a good Sunday because it's so random
01:15:54.900 --> 01:15:57.460
So many credit unions around look around you'll see yeah
01:15:57.460 --> 01:16:01.660
No, I notice it like I was in a hospital the other day and there was like Ohio Health Credit Union
01:16:01.660 --> 01:16:08.140
And I'm like Ohio Health has a credit union. It's a hospital. I think it's for people to get loans easier based on like
01:16:08.700 --> 01:16:12.220
I was part of day air credit union when I was like a teenager in high school
01:16:12.940 --> 01:16:15.480
It was right by our house and I was like he's in I was like mom
01:16:15.480 --> 01:16:19.060
Why are we in day air credit union? Like I realized I was like, what's that?
01:16:19.060 --> 01:16:23.980
I think there was a reason that my parents got a better mortgage through them or something now. I don't get it
01:16:23.980 --> 01:16:26.940
I don't know. I don't fucking know I think to put a bow on this episode
01:16:26.940 --> 01:16:31.820
I think what's happening is we're realizing that literally everything is
01:16:32.460 --> 01:16:35.740
Capitalism and literally we're all being fucked. Yeah, I
01:16:36.340 --> 01:16:41.640
Mean no we are like there's so my government people like by banking people
01:16:42.540 --> 01:16:44.420
There's another their first two bills
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They passed through were about trans people or not know about drag queens and drag queen breakfast
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They're on they can Sarah Huckabee governor of Alabama's first thing. Yeah, I can't to ban the term Latin X
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First of all, barely anyone uses Latin X. I'm just gonna say it like sorry
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I'm just saying when you ask Latino people like do you guys use the term?
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It's like less than 10% of Latino people are like, yeah, we use Latin X. I think it's less than 5%
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It's like very few people nobody cares about like but but that was something of it
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Like that's so in Alabama you have to ban the use of Latin X like how many people in Alabama even use Latin
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It's actually Arkansas, but that's okay. Oh, is it Arkansas? Sorry. I okay and you're from this house
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You have to correct me. I know the whole like the whole fucking bell. I don't think about it
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It's better not to think about it for me
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So yeah, I just the world we're in a very terrible time. We're in a we're in a hard place and
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Rockin
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And you got that pussy control. Oh, yeah pussy control
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This has been the episode not well, make sure you give us a call six one four seven two one five three three six
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Six one four seven two one five three three six. Tell us actually call us about your if you made it this far
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Tell us your coming out story just for fun. We need to hear some I need to remember
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Yeah, I've kind of forgotten like I need to reconnect with reconnect with the community
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I feel like I've healed a little too much for some of these things
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I need to like read a real real it all we're getting too old is really what's happened. But anyways, yeah
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Well enough of that make sure you subscribe and I'll watch this on YouTube because if you're not you're being dumb as fuck
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We're listening to another episode. Goodbye. Goodbye
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