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NOT WELL / GAY PODCAST / EPISODE 186 

Remember last episode when we were going to go out and "get in trouble" - well we did and you won't believe what happened. 

On the episode of Not Well, we talk about idiot Republicans, Harry Potter,  gross YouTube podcasters, conservative people, fat alcohol syndrome, and being fat in general. 

Some Highlights (or lowlights) 

Marjorie Taylor Greene made a State of the Union stunt, carrying a white balloon in reference to Republican criticism of Joe Biden's handling of a Chinese surveillance balloon. However, the balloon saga ended when it was shot down off the Carolinas on Saturday.

The phenomenon of "sick zoning" is when a partner takes care of their sick significant other, resulting in the partner being seen as weak and unappealing. This dynamic can create a caregiver and dependent relationship, where the partner who is not sick takes on a more nurturing role. The caregiver may become preoccupied with the sick partner's well-being and only see them as someone who needs help, rather than an equal partner. This can lead to a loss of attraction and desire, as well as a lack of emotional and physical intimacy in the relationship.

Allie Beth Stuckey is a conservative commentator, author, and podcaster who aims to help young women think critically and biblically about the world around them. She is known for her book "You're Not Enough (& That's Okay): Escaping the Toxic Culture of Self-Love," which challenges society's popular cultural myths and offers truthful alternatives found in the Bible. Stuckey started her career in 2016 with a Facebook page called "The Conservative Millennial" and has since contributed to various media outlets, including Fox News and BlazeTV. She currently hosts the podcast "Relatable," where she analyzes culture, news, politics, and theology from a Christian, conservative perspective.

Several thousand gay men set off on a week-long vacation cruise, organized by Atlantis Events on the Royal Caribbean's Harmony of the Seas ship, through the Caribbean. The cruise promised guests a week of social mixers, late-night dance parties, and performances from entertainers like Todrick Hall and Billy Porter. The trip can be an annual pilgrimage for many gay men who want to unwind in a fun and sexually liberated setting with members of their community. However, guests were warned about a new policy that prohibited them from posting anything sexually explicit on social media, or risk being asked to leave the ship without a refund. The policy was created by Atlantis Events and Royal Caribbean following previous incidents where explicit videos filmed by passengers went viral.

Our upcoming shows, which will be taped in Park City, promise to be full of fun guests, interesting ideas, and overall craziness that will leave you entertained and informed. So stay tuned, and get ready to join us for an adventure you won't forget!

Transcript

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[00:00:00] On this episode of Not, well, we talk about dumb ass Republicans, Harry Potter, dumb YouTube podcaster, conservative people, fat alcohol syndrome, and just being fat in general. We talk about Park City gays and straight people fucking in bathrooms and elementary schools. We talk about getting sick zoned.

Ooh, that's a good one. And we also talk about, uh, the cruise ship issues with the gays getting naked and filming all this and more on not well. Oh, that was cute. Little, yeah. Oh, that was really you trying? I'm trying. Okay. Okay. We have enough.

Okay. Ew. Is that like you're exercising?

I did that once and [00:01:00] like some Arabic speaking people were like, that's pretty close. They're like, wow. To like the, the funeral whale that the women do. Is that the whale? Yeah. That is the weirdest thing. I think I like the women do that when they're sad or something. Oh God. . Oh. Mm. That is too Ew. Taste like vinegar.

It's old. So how, wait, you opened this last Sunday? Last weekend? Mm. Maybe two Sundays ago. Oh, I'm not drink. That's not gonna be good. What? Once it's open and exposed to air, it gets like three days. Is that, that's it for red and white. Then. It's not good. Will I get sick? You won't get sick. I just tastes disgusting.

Oh. Cuz it's oxidized. I'll taste it and see. It's not bad. It's just not good. Or are we just gonna get tobo? Chicos? It's not bad. Oh. Oh, that's harsh. It's harsh. It's like vinegars, but I think it's harsh to begin with. But I mean, if you are [00:02:00] uncomfortable, okay. We can always just, I mean, it's not like I haven't thrown up before and you know me, I'm gonna make out horror.

Hello everybody. Oh, that was really somber . Hello everybody. The Chinese spy balloon's been shot down. It's been popped. My balloon has been popped, but don't worry. Another one was just popped today over Alaska, so Really? Okay. Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Not Well. I'm Bobby. And I'm Jim.

And we're here and we're queer for 180 6, episode 180 6. Okay. I'm sorry, what's 180 6? I'm 186 years old. Is that, is that our new sponsor? Like thank you to 180 6? Thank you to 180 6 sponsoring us. Actually though we might be getting sponsored by a come. Enhancer enhancer that enhances taste and amount. So we're waiting on that.

I emailed, they didn't email me back, but you know, the group that reached out to us, I don't think they realize how hard it is for some of us to come. So it's gonna be hard to test, but we will try. Well, maybe it'll make us more horny [00:03:00] though. Or like more sensy. Oh, that's part hard of it. I just don't, you know, it's crazy.

You just, you know, you just don't come like you used to. Oh, no, no. Like back to you . Jesus. I mean, it used to be like a shot every time. Bucket buckets. And I'm like, oh, I always think it's gonna be so great too. Oh, did you come less than a week ago? It's just gonna be a dribble. And it's like, like I used to be like, pa, pa, pa.

Yeah. Now I'm like, I think I'm about to do that. And then I look down, I'm like, I'm disappointed. Every time. It's just on the hand. Disappointed. Every time. It's like, that's it. Okay. So, hello everybody. Thank you for joining us again. Make sure you follow and subscribe. I have to do like calls of action right now.

Yeah. So, uh, make sure you subscribe if you'd like or share with your friends. We've actually gotten a, we got a new review and it was a five star, five star review. We've got a five star review, so fuck you. Whoever the one was before that. Who said the, remember he was like the dissolution of a podcast or what was it like?

Yeah, he was evil. You don't even know he was an angry little queer. Yeah, it was probably, [00:04:00] maybe a straight, I don't know. I think straits are so psychotic, but we'll go into that. We gotta get into that. Yeah. I have a lot. I, I'm gonna warn you, today's episode is gonna be brought to you by, uh, the Republican party because literally I have so much to say about them.

I can't wait. People we're gonna rip on this girl. Yes. This podcast girl. Uh, her name's I don't even remember an Allie or something. I can even . I know you mean she is the devil. Yeah, she's ab she has Satan nurse. Satan's in her soul. She don't know her soul. I don't even know where my like copy went. So I have no.

Mm-hmm. . Now our number, Jim, what is our number? Our number is 6 1 4 7 2 1 5. Three, three. Six. Six. +1 614-721-5336. Call us today and make sure you speak clearly. Don't mumble. Please don't mumble. Speak up. Speak your pussy up. Okay. Or your pussy. Or your pussy or your whatever one you have good Dusy. Whatever Ossie you have, whatever fussy you are working with.

Rusty. Oh my God. I forgot to tell you about the [00:05:00] YouTube comment. Someone yelled at me for mansplaining to you. Well thank you to whoever. I don't know who was noticed that. Cause I put up with it daily. I was like, I'm really, she's like, God, Bobby, just let him talk. Quit mansplaining or something. So what happened was, was that was the part like, you're like, tell us about this.

I'm like, starting and then you're like, so why? What happened? So literally the reason why I did that though is cause I wanted people to know that it was the fungus. I just, it just the whole like opening scene was very important to me. Yeah. Yes, yes. So anyway. Okay. Uh, here we go. Voicemail. What's up guys?

My name's Rob. I'm 33 and I'm not, not well, I'm fine. I just wanted to leave a voicemail that was actually clear. Every time I listen to the podcast, , you guys play these voicemails and none of the messages are clear. Like they're all marble mouthed like you said. So here's one that isn't football's long.

Your end and keep up the good work. You guys are mad funny. Thank [00:06:00] you. So I was like, you know, that's the only voicemail we got. Of course. Really? I mean, honestly, I'll take that over. Nothing, and I'll take that over the mumbles we've gotten. So I was getting Were you, why am I, I don't know why I'm analyzing this, but I was getting straight vibes.

Like, the mad funny phrase to me is like, I was getting west side West. Is that West Coast? West Coast. He's probably he West coast here. It might be Salt Lake City. Thank you Rob for calling. Calling, and thank you for listening. We love it. We're, I love this. We're one of a kind, I feel like special now, , I'm kinda like, okay, we got a clear voicemail.

What? I feel I'm working on my new, not mansplaining. So you weren't gonna tell me how I felt. Weren't you ? No. Oh. I think you mean to say that you're feeling what you meant to say was, thank you so much, listeners. For someone who complains of being gaslit all the time, you're really good at gaslighting.

Well, maybe it's because I, I practice what I've been taught. Um, next topic. Okay. I'm a pilot, . I'm a fucking pilot like my grandfather. Oh, are you embarrassed? Oh, he's embarrassed. Well, I am a pilot of un [00:07:00] unmanned, uh, aircraft. . I, someone said vehicles. I'm like, oh, cars don't play. Is it a vehicle? Yes, it's an, cars don't play yet.

Um, Elon Musk gets his way. God hate, man, I did that. I dunno what's going on with that, but I know everybody was really worried about me cuz all you guys care so much. I was worried about you cuz you were like ripping shots and a bong at the bar on Friday night. You had a test. Saturday. We're gonna to talk about the bar.

What's that? We're gonna have to talk about the bar cause I don't know how I made it. Oh, you have to talk about that as well. I mean, I mean, I was literally like,

oh, I'm really fucking in trouble right now. Fuck. Oh no. Oh, we're in so much trouble. I mean, literally, that was a night. Um, let's just say, yeah, I don't know [00:08:00] how. Let's talk about it. Talk about it. Let's talk about it. Thank so congratulations to Bobby. You, he's a fucking pilot. Like, but the night before, I wasn't acting like a pilot.

I'll say that. So maybe I was kind of, Friday night rolls around and we decide to make a night of it. We recorded, we recorded, and then we were like, no, no. Well, we'll go out for a drink. Or too, we won't stay out late. Not past midnight. No, because he has a test tomorrow. Okay. So we end up at awol and next thing you know, it's pup night.

It's pup night. Which it was crowded. It was really crowded. There were a lot of, actually there was hot pops there were hot. I kind of am into it. Just don't fuck my dad. All right. Honestly, so was I. Like you. We both were like, look at this. I wanna be, look at this a master. I kind, I just looked over where you pointed, by the way.

Look at this. I was like, look at this. You're like a little dog. I'm pointing at, look at this. Maybe you're a pup. You could be a pug. Oh my God, I'm a pug. You would be a a bull mastiff. I'm a pug. Oh. Oh. No. No. He ain't a pug girl. I'm a pug. You're a [00:09:00] chihuahua, honey. Little yappy ass bitch. . But I'm like an overweight chihuahua.

Yeah, you're like, have to go one. I've gotta go to water therapy. Yo taco. Yo taco. Uh, it was a god blast, uh, at the. The pups were a lot, it was crowded, but there are pictures of you peeing in at the urinal in the bathroom. I took, I took a lot of pictures of you. We did do a lot of peeing. We did watching, there was in the bathroom.

There was a lot of that. We saw a lot of dick, we saw dicks like we, we anticipated and we also touched dicks like we anticipated. Uh, at the end of the night, the lights. Did lights come on in that night? Yeah, we stayed till closed. Yeah. Unfortunately they did come on and this was type of night, it was where, you know, you close your tab, but then it gets reopened in an hour.

Mm-hmm. and then, or you just get like one, you're like, oh, just close it. And then it's like, oh, just four later you're like, and then you're like, you know what, leave it open. And then it's like 10 drinks later you're like, ah, better close it. Yeah, because the bar closes cuz the lights are on. Yeah. It was type of night, it was that kind of night and it was crazy.

But were we, we really had good intentions at the beginning. We were gonna go to the drink. We still, I, [00:10:00] we see what were like, we, we were good. I felt fine Saturday. That's the creepiest, weirdest thing to me. I'm like, well I feel like that's maybe a little embellishment though. Cuz then you said when you went over to your, uh, seven year old party, uh, you were, it was hard for you to take down those high noons.

So the first sip was rough, but then the next seven high noons were fine. Now I, I brought an eight pack and I was. Wait. Just gonna say I, so I, so I get home at two 30 and decide I'm gonna have vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream. Okay. Mixed with sher. Mixed with, which is actually really good. It's like a cream, a chro.

It's like a creamsicle. Do you know what a cream's close? Like a orange sicle? Like where They're like creamy. It's orange. Yes. You don't know. Well, I know the flavor. I've never had an actual one. Cause I'm not from a soda shop in the 1950s, but I, I know the flavor. Yes. Orange sickle cream or whatever.

Almost. Have you ever had a Flintstones push pop? A duh. That's, I grew up on the, like, that's kind of like it. It's creamy. It's like a creamy. Sugar's [00:11:00] were never enough by the way that that little push pop thing was this thick. No, and you're like, and it's like, please, that could have been more push pop. But the plastic at the bottom, that always was a problem for me.

And then I would like get it all over me. After your dad's, like when I was your age, I had one push pop . I'm on three, you're on number three. And I'm eating and cookie out cookie dough out of the fucking ball. The bow. I used to love to eat cookie dough at the bow . Bobby mcgi. Is that here? Hey, Bobby McGillicutty is here.

Uh, he's a pilot now. And um, he likes cookie dough. He likes cookie . He likes cookie dough, cookie dough, . So anyway, we had, I don't remember what I was eating. You a hot ginger? I was eating like pizza at that time. Oh yeah. Cause I was texting. I think I reheated it. I was like, oh, I ate pizza too. I remembered because I need savory when I get home.

I was like, oh, I don't know what, did I also eat a pita that night? I don't know. Oh, I ate a veggie pita. I couldn't wait to get home. Oh my God. Because Maddy Mint drove you home. And I took an Uber with my pizza and I was just holding the pizza like, oh, please, I want to eat you in the cars while you're hot.

Please, [00:12:00] please, please. Mommy, please. And that was so good, but it wasn't enough. So I also ate pizza. Yeah, that's right. Right. And so then I was like, well, I guess I gotta go to bed. I have a test tomorrow at two 30. Thank God it was at two 30 now, like nine 30. Right. So I woke up and like I woke up at like 11.

Uh, I woke up at eight and like, I literally started playing. You were in YouTube video. You were in, in do not disturb mode. I texted you all morning. Mm-hmm. and eight and like at 1:00 PM you didn't fucking answer anything until 3:00 PM I had to get to that test. I loved that shit. Uh, I did, I did forget how much testing anxiety I get.

Like I was like, oh no, she's nervous and she's blanking out. That's what happens to me is I'll, I'll read a question and go, I don't know what that is, even though I do. And literally just study. And you can just google the answer on your phone. Well, no, the A's not watching you can tell the truth. Oh, that's not true.

I head up fucking camera on me. Oh, it's legit. Like a testing center. What do they call? Oh really? A proxy. Oh yeah. Oh, where were you? I was at Rickenbacker. Oh. I thought you'd just take it on your computer at home. That's why I was like, why are you so worried, honey? That's why I was really like, go have another [00:13:00] high noon room, and I had to zip up all my shit into a bag, put the bag on the back of my chair, have a little pamphlet of the F faa hate testing center.

So that's why I was like, I'm getting s a t throwbacks. Like that's exactly what it was. And then there's a camera above you. And she saw that my book was fucked up and so she came over and switched my book and I'm like, this is weird. Like, she's just watching me struggle through this whole fucking test.

Aw. But I didn't struggle, actually. I was pretty on a path. I was pretty, I did decent. Okay. Did you find out you passed like right away? Yeah. So then, oh, honey. Well, so you hit, so I went through the test twice. I was like, oh my God, I'm so scared. And I hit submit and then she handed me a piece of paper when I left and she goes, here's your results.

I'm like, oh fuck. I turned it real quick and I saw pass and I turned it back over and I was like, get passed. You didn't like get excited? No, I, I was like, I needed to get to the car first to like, I's gonna have a scene like, yes, you had to get to Wendy's. No, I, no, I don't eat. Remember I told you I'm like on a diet for no reason other than just trying to look hot for Park City, trying to lose a little weight before you get to the, uh, ski boys.

But we'll get into that. Yeah. [00:14:00] Um, so that was a night. And then, uh, if I recall, let me tell you what I did that evening. I went to a surprise party for a 70 year old man, my husband's father. So your father-in-law? My father-in-law, which is, oh, that sounds so weird. But he turned 70. So we went down to old New Ls, Ohio in the country and.

It was a good party. Like this was decorated. Wait, I was getting like wedding vibes though. Cause they, the music they played were all wedding songs, like Electric Slide, you know, like all of these songs. Me, me, me. Yeah, me, me. We did the chicken dance actually. Literally, I've never done it so quickly. They, they do it quicker in New X.

There's an upbeat tempo there. Oh, it's too fast. It's too fast. So, well that's cause they're so slow that they have to get, oh, sorry. I'm mansplaining. So there it is talking and then, you know, we brought a little high noon, there was plenty of snacks. You would've loved the chips and dips of veggies. All these good things.

I did order pizza because I wanted pizza One solid. I wanted [00:15:00] some and I walked down to the pizza place called The Pizza Place. Is it like a really good pizza? It was insane. Okay. It was so good. And it's called The Pizza Place now. We found a photo of Matt as a little child playing tee-ball or baseball.

Who knows? On the wall. It's still there. I saw it. It's so cute. It's like Matt's on the wall here, like that's weird. And then we went back to the party and then who started the dancing? I was the first person to dance this queer, they don't even know who I am other than Matt's family. Like the rest of the people there are like, and Matt's like, and that's my uncle and that's my uncle's wife and that's my cousin.

Now don't you told me that they don't believe in queer people, some of the people there. Is that someone you're talking about or No, it is. I mean, I think some of them definitely are just don't are in die. And you could tell by their hairstyle that they don't, uh, there was a woman who looked like she was, you know, an ex-communicated Mennonite.

I mean she had this poofy little bun, fuck. Matt's like, that's my aunt who hates the gays. I was like, yeah, duh. Yeah, duh. Look at her. And her husband was standing behind me in the line for the treats and the snacks and I was like talking to him and he was just like, staring at me. Don't talk to me. You quiet.

I, I think, I [00:16:00] think I even said like, oh, I don't know who you are, but I'm Matt's husband. And so you just stared husband. Husband. Not in the eyes of the Lord. I can't, like, I'm just, it's so funny. So then I started the dancing and people joined in after like 10, 15 minutes. Like I was dancing by myself for a while, but I didn't care dancing.

All my own dancing. I was having high noons. I was having fun. So I don't care. I'll dance anywhere. But then at the end, it was cute. Matt's mom was like, see, we can have fun because they think I hate New Lexington. I don't, but they think I'm like ashamed of the country folk. Or you know, like they, I don't think you're a shame of the country folk.

I think it's, um, it's, there's just more going on in the city. There's more to do. Even Matt, even Matt has said like, I would never move back and live in the country like that. Like, Like, like that. And like there, I wanna buy, I wanna buy land in Wyoming. So that's where I'm at. That's where I'm at. What do you wanna do, dig Coal?

I mean, what's in, I feel like for some reason something's tell me to buy land in Wyoming. Okay. It's my, is it Liz Cheney? [00:17:00] You like the lesbian? The stiff upper lip. Oh yeah. Wait, is she not the lesbian sister? It's the other, it's the other one's lesbian. I can't keep track. I keep couple of these Republican lesbians.

Yeah. Like any Republican queer, it's like, are you okay? Like twice if you need rescued? I mean, George Andes has already been like searched out by Oh, he's like . He of mess. Mit. Romney like called him out. Yeah. Even Mitro. He, which you need, you don't belong here. Oh. He's like, you don't belong here. The state of the union happened and that was good.

It was a shit show, but it was good. But it was a shit show. But it was, uh, Margie Taylor Green. What was she wearing? Cruel de look like. You know why she wore that? Apparently I don't, it's a big white thing like the. . They're so fixed on the, anything like that even happen. Little have to like try to zoom in on that.

Oh my God, it's a balloon. You guys are spying us. They're how Joe Biden didn't protect us, honey. There's satellites, like, I don't, I don't know if you know this, but they could literally nu us probably. But we have, yes. We're not gonna shoot down a balloon that we're probably monitoring. I'm like, I'm trying to tell these people, I'm like, what are we so worried about in the balloon?

We know what's in the balloon. We know what it's doing. And then it's like, [00:18:00] they even admit, they're like, yeah, there have been other balloons before this. A lot of them during the Trump era. And they're like, no, fucking bite. And then Trump's like, Trump even got briefed like last week. They were like, Hey, Trump, like we have to tell you about this stuff.

But yeah, there were balloons in your presidency too, and it's like you didn't hear him being like, oh, Joe Biden should have shot that down and blah, blah. It's, it's just kinda like balloons, like, well, Trump is protecting the American people by not shooting it over them. But then Biden doing and they're like, Biden, he can't speak that clear.

He should have shot that balloon down. It's like, for what? She's a disaster. What did it accomplish? I mean, she's a full flow. She's such a disaster. But that's like the best part, right? Is we just let her be her and everyone's like, you're a fucking idiot. It's like the catch 22 of life. Do you know what I mean?

Like right literal, I mean, first of all, I just got back to my, you have on the filter ever listening to the State of the Union with, and look how tired she was. She really understand what he was saying is he was yelling at people, um, yelling through the applause and mumbling through his words. Some of the things that we did here didn't make [00:19:00] any sense.

Joe Biden claimed to care about the border and talked about fentanyl deaths, which is the number one cause of young people, ages 18 to 45, but yet has no plan to, which is the number, the which Franklin we all know he doesn't care about the border. Why does she think that? Once the whole hi fentanyl was like made big by our pharmaceutical company.

So should we talk about McDonald's non-compete fees? Well, I gotta tell you ladies and gentlemen, I don't hear anybody at home worrying about these terrible fights between different, um, fast food companies. Oh, well they're all union. So yeah, talk a lot about communism though, and controlling private companies and I think that's something that should, I love that they, that's their buzzword.

They're like communism . I'll tell you one thing Joe Biden didn't lie about. He didn't know what he was talking about a lot of the time, but he didn't frankly lie talking about Republicans and Social security and Medicare. We can show you the plans. We have not, he literally held AERs for the, I was, this is it.

And here their plans. Joe Biden has been claiming Rick Scott, Senator of Florida, that's his plan. But we. So we called him out on the house floor [00:20:00] and it didn't work. Cause then he tricked you called him a liar and you look like a fucking full car. What he's talking about, or he's just flatout line. The one thing he did not talk about was the one thing he should have talked about.

He should have apologized to America. For the Chinese five balloon. But he allows, she has a balloon across our country. Oh, it's so sad. It is. So how did she do people into thinking? She's serious. She's holding up a one. She's having her own state of the union. She's in a white, fluffy, ugly coat. Ugly. It looks like it's from fucking like thrift store.

Uh, down on like Alabama Highway. It's like a, from the 1970s. It's just her eyes. I mean, I'm not eyes tired. She's tired. Honey, you're tired. She's tired. It's tiring for you. It's ting. See it? It's tiring to lie all the time. It is. It's terrible. If you need a break, please take one. Like how in the fuck did you, why don't you go fuck your trainer again at the gym?

Because I think you were doing better when you did that. Yeah. Aren't you a single lady now? Oh, don't you have a divorce to go through with your husband? You better [00:21:00] focus on that. Do you have any kids in the divorce? Oh no. I thought you cared about the children. Well, whatever Marjorie but nice wound. We wish you well.

Nice balloon. Um, idiot. Next time you need to be taken seriously. Well, you won't be. It's like you had your own. Oh yeah. First of all, you also then put on the Apple filter. First of all, you put on this filter that looks absolutely terrible on you. The portrait mode. Okay, . It's like, I know honey, we don't wanna be zoomed in and like focus.

We need to like kind of blur into the background with that, with that mug. You wanna blur into the background. We do not want to see a clear photo picture of you. We need you to be a little blurry. Honey, 4K is not good on you. Okay, let's go down to one K. Can we, Marge? Marge. Okay. 10 80 p um, actually 3, 3 90 or whatever the fuck that is.

Like hate, I hate when there's porn options and they're like, do you want 360, 7 20 or 10:00 AM I'm like, who do you think I am? Who puts 360? 360? I'm on a VHS attached TV from the 19, like 360. I just, I don't know, but that's what we need for Marge. [00:22:00] Um, yeah, it was, I mean, honestly, I do think Biden just fucking laid it out.

Like Republicans are talking about cutting social security and Medicare. It's in some of their plans. He even said, it's not all of you. It's not even a majority of you. It's just, but it's a lot of you. There's a significant number of people in your caucus who want to do that. And you want old people to vote for you.

Like it's just ridiculous. And they're holding our debt hostage. Mm-hmm. , because they wanna do these things. If you want to get spending cuts, well do it right. Do it. When it comes, spending together comes up, let's do it together. Let's stop fucking around. Like, I'm so tired of the politics of it. I'm so tired.

I know. It just become so stupid to the point where I'm like, I'm not even gonna listen to these motherfucker. And the truth is more the deficit grew under Trump more than any other president before that. More than under Biden. I just, I love because we cut taxes on the wealthiest people under Trump in 2017, because who do they really care about?

They're donors. They don't, they care about rich people. About, they definitely don't care about us. No, definitely not. The gays, [00:23:00] oh, they hate us. They literally want us to die. Gays. They want us to die. How many hundreds of bills have been filed against queer people and Republican? Legislatures cross country.

And, and we're gonna, we're gonna have, we're gonna get into that. Into that. Cause that's where that podcaster bitch, but like the straits are outta control right now. No, they ares are out controls. I know. Why are you so obsessed? They hate their lives. I mean, it's, I mean, it's, we're having a good time. We look hot and then they're just like, no, I'm, oh God, I'm getting divorced.

Oh, my high school sweetheart didn't work out. Oh, it's not working for us. Oh no, I'm not getting into heaven quick enough. So I've gotta hate on the gates. Why don't you, I got an idea. Get a head start, honey. Yeah. And uh, if you know what I mean on why don't you go to the pearl gates and see, see, see how it works.

Go see how it looks yourself and, and help yourself out. Um, us out. So I think it's really interesting and I've been thinking about it and I know, like, I'm not, like, you're not the first, but people are noticing, people are noticing some things finally. And I think it's really funny to me that Sam Smith, [00:24:00] um, decides as just show a little body.

Yeah. Just tied to, did I say hey? Did I say though? He decides to No, you said Sam Smith decides to. Okay. I was like, see, I was checking. I was like, they literally don't give a fuck anymore about what people think. Yeah. They don't because of look at what they're wearing. In the past it was be skinny, be Hollywood ready.

Be quiet. Don't be flashy. You have a great voice. You don't need to be yourself. You need to be somebody else. Yeah. So that all happened then. Then they came out. Right? They come out. It's non binary as now what's in this wine? . Honey. It's a vinegar Is this? Vinegar? It's this tastes like sweaty balls. Like it's just like a little, everything's falling.

It's whole fermented. Little extra judge. Ju judge. Some judge. Okay. Some fudge. So they Were you gonna say something?

We are struggling. We are. It's fine. I know, but I like what we're saying. So we have to say that we gotta keep going. Yeah. What were you saying though? So they [00:25:00] thought, so , so they come out as a non-binary. Mm-hmm. . And so they have to deal with all that shit and the pronouns and people not respecting it. And then they decide to do this video unholy with a trans singer, Kim Petris, who she's known to be trans.

And those two put out this song that instantly becomes number one. It's overplayed. We hear it all the time. You know, it's a good song though. It's a great song. It's a great song. I bet you half of 'em don't know that she's trans. No, people do not know that. Actually. I didn't know that after Admit . Oh, that's cute.

I found out after the song came out, and then one of my friends at work was like, oh, I've always loved Kim Petris. Yeah. And then they told me, and I'm like, what are about she, like two years ago for Pride? Oh, she was, yeah, that's right. It was raining. So we didn't get, I think my friend who told me was at that, and at the time I was like, I don't know who you're talking about.

Mm-hmm. . And now she has a Grammy now, but she kept saying, training with the Grammy. Grammy. I'm like, oh no. Oh, she's reclaimed the word, reclaiming my time. But with Sam, so they decide to show a little skin. They have a little slutty [00:26:00] outfit, which is wonderful. Um, and there's a lot of criticism and it's not always directed at other people wearing slutty outfits.

Specifically smaller bodied people who are gender not kills performing. Yeah. Like Harry styles. Harry styles. When he does it, nobody cares. But when he wears a dress, does it, they're like, he has his tits out. They. Oh no, I'm talking about . I'm talking about Harry style. Monitorings will have, Harry styles, will have like a blazer on with tits out or full chest showing Harry styles will have a short skirt on Harry styles can do anything that's gender nonconforming and everyone's like, oh my God, he's so brave.

Sam Smith comes out. They have something with like little skin showing in between layers. We have some fat showing. Okay, they have a little fat showing. We have some body. They're a bigger, some burst body and it's like happier than ever to how could crazy they do this? How could they do this? This is so disrespectful.

This is so dis. They are disgusting. They are just sick. I heard, I wish that, well, they use the word [00:27:00] he, I wish he would go back to being his old self man. There it is. It's like the double whammy. He never was this though. He was always, he was always they, yeah. They've told us I was. I'm non-binary, but I wasn't out.

Does Sam Smith talk about it? You knew when he first came, when they came out. Not on the music scene. Yeah, when they came on the music scene. Because they were really young. Smith was not, was being influenced by the industry. I think they were repressed and influenced by the industry, like fully. You know, the industry said like, you have a good voice.

It's the mold. You have a good voice, but like, you can't, you can't be bad. We're gonna put you in a suit. Like you can't, we're gonna put you in a suit. We need you to lose about a, uh, 50 pounds. So you're not gonna be able to be Yeah, they were skinny back then. They were. Which it was like, it looked, it's kind of grossy.

You're now where you, and they, they even say, they go, that was my darkest time . It's like, wow, okay. Wow. So what are we doing here? Why are we so, we have to hide who we are. It's our dark. Uh, interesting. Again, we, we talked about last week about being authentic. Yeah. They kinda be authentic. These people who want to talk shit are, uh, need to learn what authenticity is.

It's, it's fatphobia, it's queer phobia. [00:28:00] It's transphobia. It's all together. Yeah. And they have to just put up with it. But you know what, they're, they're thriving. They just want a grammy. They're doing great. Yeah. Fuck it. And they're gonna keep making hits and we're gonna love them. And the queer community should show up for them, but they don't.

That's, that's the main problem for me is like, Even from the queer quarter, the queer community, there are people saying, oh, well they shouldn't, yeah, I wouldn't wear that. It's not flattering on them. What? What? That's the problem with that. Why are we doing this? We love Lizzo, but then when Sam does it, we're like, they don't look good like that.

Lizzo is like the hag. Everybody wants. Okay, well I guess even Lizzo in the straight community gets made fun of. Right? Like, she shouldn't, she's too big. She sh we don't wanna see her ass. We don't wanna see this. It's like, that's gross. Lizzo is incredible. Are you fucking kidding me? I just love it how it's always like white, skinny, dumb bitches and people that are like complaining about everybody else.

It's like, well, and this is why a lot of Bipo and other queers are kind of just like sick of the cisgender white gay men because Right, that's the, and we are too. Like that's the group where it's like you get [00:29:00] the most, and I under, you know, internalized homophobia, racism, that's what, it's fat phobia. And you can see it on their Instagrams.

Like you get these like skinny, little cisgender white guys and it's like, Okay, so you're gonna bitch about being fat and then you post a picture like, I'm so fat, I ate pizza. Okay. First of all, there's so much wrong with that. Like, I get you're seeking attention, but you need help. You need help. The people that I think of, they are the ones that want a fuck.

A fat Yeah. Queer black person. Um, but they can't because they're raised in a place where they can only date white people. Yeah. So these people then have to like re It's like it's ridiculous. Yeah. They're expressing things. They want it, they can't so bad, but they cannot do it. So then they want the cultural relevance of a queer, trans black woman , but they're not gonna have it.

And sorry, we don't wanna give it to you anymore. Like, we're tired of you because don't, you've never, what have you really supplied? Like what movements have you led? You're not leading anything. You're a consumer of culture. Straight pride Who's creating culture? They cancel [00:30:00] straight pride for us. Yeah.

Okay. Well, welcome to every fucking day of your life. Oh, I'm angry now. Trans people have been in the news recently a lot and I'm getting fucking tired of it in a bad way and I'm, I'm want some positivity. I'm abs. Yeah, and we're, oh my God. I'm getting, yeah, I'm getting pissed about it. Oh no. I'm getting tired of them being called groomers.

I'm getting tired of trans people being demonized. I am getting tired of Republicans using trans people as if they're the most evil thing in the world, and the source of all our problems. If we just didn't have trans people, we wouldn't have to have this and this and that. It's like, no, that's not what's happening.

Come back to reality. You guys are fucking crazy. You're banning books. You're taking the books off the shelves cuz you don't like what they teach. You're banning AP classes in Florida cuz you don't like what they teach, even though you don't know what they teach and you won't engage with it. You won't talk about it.

You don't want to read it and actually try to say one way or the other if you agree with it. You just wanna ban it. You're just scared. You're afraid. You're just [00:31:00] scared. You're scared of death. . You're scared of the Lord. You're afraid of losing relevance. You're afraid of losing power, which you are. You already have.

You are. It's already done. That's, that's the problem. That little clip you played of that guy who like, it's true. It's already happened. They're fighting for a world that is gone. It's gone. And they are like, and slowly, gen Z's not gonna put up with this shit. Gen Z's not gonna put up with us. And that's where I know we think we're like, we're now, but when we're the old ones, the thing about, they're gonna be like generational.

Were just as bad Z the balloon GenZ Z. They're like, they're gonna be like, fuck you guys. Who are these fucking people? Who are I? They're gonna make fun of boomers. They're gonna be like, oh, we would've never put up with this shit. And we're like, we're gonna be the new boomers. Like you will be literally like, I'm still fun.

Oh, fuck. Cree. That's what I think's gonna happen with millennials, I'm not gonna lie. Oh, yeah. No, we're gonna be the, we're gonna be the generation that like hangs on so tightly to youth. Yeah. And so tightly, like, we're trying our, our profiles are, you can't blame us. I mean, we grew up, how many wars did we grow up through?

I mean, it's like war, war, tragedy. War, war. I mean, it's, and here's a whole world of the internet that you can see every single plate. Yeah. I was even thinking about it like my [00:32:00] mom, I was like, you couldn't even see what China looked like. No. Like, you could, you couldn't do any of that. You'd have to look in textbooks or like, we could go giant China, a giant earthquake in Turkey that killed over 20,000 people.

That's, that would just be on the newspapers. It would be like five. You would've just came out five photos in the newspapers. It maybe some pictures on the TV too. Like some video, but blurry two days later, 360. Cause it would take two days to get the media across the ocean. Yeah. So it's like they, you know, it's just like now it's like, here's instant tragedy.

Instant, instant, bad news. Instant. instant. Let's be afraid of this group. Let's be afraid of this country. It, it's just ridiculous. It's all too quick for brains to process, I think. I think we used to read news and sit with it for a while. Yeah. And then have discussions about it. Now it's just. Video reaction, video reaction, video reaction.

Well, you could get five of these news stories in one day, whereas before it'd be like the break, the head news is this. And you'd be like, okay, great. And the next day you'd come in the head news is this where today we're getting head headline news every fi and I get New York Times alerts throughout. I can't, the craziest thing [00:33:00] is Blitzer.

It's like, and and they do this on purpose. Like so I get New York Times alerts on my phone and someone finally pointed it out cause I was like mentioning it to someone I work with and she was like, Hey, you know you, hey, you've mentioned like the death toll like twice in the past three days. I'm like, oh well that's cuz New York Times was like death tolls.

Over 6,000 death tolls, over 7,000 death tolls. Over 10,000. I probably got eight alerts from New York Times as if it's an alert that more people are being reported dead. Like okay, after a thousand. Yeah. It's like, I don't need updated every hour. Death toll over 20,000. I'm like, it's like, yeah, like I don't know that this is a breaking news headline.

Like we know people are dying, but you just want attention and that number is scary. So you get the clicks, you get the, you know, it's all click babe. Wolf Blitzer's the worst at it on cnn. He'll be like breaking news. Uh, the White House says that, uh, and it's like, what? Literally no breaking news. It's like not even a big deal.

But he, I don't, he did, this is a breaking news alert. That's the scariest thing is that they manufacture news for 24 hours a day every day on, because [00:34:00] they channels, cuz they have to for advertisers. Like, it's crazy. It's, it's all, when you think about like, it's all constructed, it's all, there's not actually breaking news every day.

We don't have to discuss some of the bullshit that the Republicans are saying. Don't only care. The only reason any of us have to do anything is basically cuz of marketing and construction. Period. No. Mm-hmm. Riyad, tell me about what's her name? You wanna talk or, um, oh, Harry Potter. You wanna talk? I was trying to segue you in there, but you just haven't really taken, so I'm gonna start with my little background because it'll help explain my little pony, my feeling and all that.

Basically growing up, like I got the first three Harry Potter books for, oh, I. , sorry. I got the first three Harry Potter books for my, what are you doing? I'm just, I wanna listen. Oh, okay. So like, I think I was turning 11 or 12 and I got the first three Harry Potter books for my birthday. We were at a bonfire party for my birthday.

It was a whole family there. Godmother gave them to me. She was like, here's three books I've heard. They're really good. You're gonna like them. I flew through them, I was obsessed with them. [00:35:00] I then, I was waiting in line at bookstores for these books. I mean, they're books about like figuring out that you're different than you were told.

So of course I liked them . It's like, Hey Harry Potter, you're a wizard by the way. There's this whole world you're unaware of. It's a great world. You're gonna love it. You're gonna fit in. It's great. So it's very queer, it's very trans. So I read those books and then I would wait in line at Barnes and Nobles for the next book to come out.

I literally would go at like 10:00 PM be there till midnight, and then grab the book, go home and read all night, stay up, try to get as far as I could. I would finish a book, even the 500 page one in like three days, you know? Cause I'm like reading, reading, reading, reading. Cause I loved these books. Okay.

Then after all seven of them come out, movies are coming out, you know, they're okay. But watchable, um, never as good as the books. I reread the books probably like every few years. I would read through the whole series. I've probably reread all of the Harry Potter books four times. So that's where I'm at.

Like, I'm not, I don't consider myself a super Uber fan. I don't have like Harry Potter shit around my house, but I know the stories. I loved the stories. Then I think I was an [00:36:00] undergrad, and Jacob Rowling is like, oh, by the way, Dumbledore is gay. And that to me, I was like, Dumbledore was like my favorite character.

He has the most power, the most wisdom, the most foresight. He sacrifices himself so Harry can get rid of Voldemort, all this. So Dumbledore was like just such a cool character to me. He was a headmaster of the school. He taught all these people. He was the nicest guy. And when she said he was gay, I was like, oh, this is even cooler.

Like this. Really? There were secret things in these books, like for queer people. Okay. Then in the past few years, JK Rowling has become, has outed herself as a turf, a trans exclusionary radical feminist. She doesn't believe trans women are women. Why? We don't know why, because she's a bitch. We don't know.

And she fully, you know, there were first just some tweets that people were like, oh, she didn't really mean that. And like she accidentally retweeted that and it had a meaning. But like, she didn't mean that meaning No, no, no. She's donating money to anti-trans causes. She doesn't like trans people. She thinks they're dangerous and a [00:37:00] threat to society.

And other women, she thinks they shouldn't be al able to use a bathroom, the same bathroom, um, gendered bathroom as like a biological woman, as she keeps saying. So it's just insane. And so she went from this, who, like queer people looked up to, especially even trans people. Like it's a very trans story. And then she's anti-trans.

Mm-hmm. . And here it is. And we have to face this fact. Okay. So now here we are in the present. This game, which has been underdevelopment is in takes place in the wizarding world. It's not the Harry Potter timeline, but it's, I think it's earlier. So there's this game coming out and like, how exciting is that?

You know, like if you told me that 10 years ago, I'd be like, I can't fucking wait to play a game. And now it's just like tainted. Mm-hmm. . And there's arguments on both sides. I've heard. I, a lot of trans people are like, please don't play this game like you are supporting. JK Rowland will get royalties from whatever comes out of the sales of this game.

She's gonna get money from it. Mm-hmm. doesn't really matter. Donate back to, and then donate back to anti-trans clauses. Like she doesn't like us. And [00:38:00] there's an argument like she's already rich, she already has the money. Like royalties from this does not change. She's a multimillionaire. She's a dame of the British empire.

Like literally, I'm not sure the sales from this game are gonna make or break her at all. No. It'll probably be a little change. And then some people are saying like, there were queer people working on this game and there were, because there was a trans character in the game. They literally put a trans character in the game.

So like the people who coded it's mock, the people who coded the game well, she didn't have any. So it's like she owns the rights to the universe, but she didn't have anything to do with the development of the game. So then it's like, well, we gotta support the people who made the game. But even some of the queer people who made the game have come out and said, you know what?

Don't fucking buy the game. I hope it crashes and burns. We already got paid. We don't care. Don't buy the game. But then there's a lot of bullying within the queer community of anyone who buys the game. They're trying to cancel them. They're trying to say like, how dare you buy this game? She hates us. The fact that you support this game means you hate me and it's just getting outta control to me, I'm kind of like, so you don't like J Row because she bullies trans people.

But then you're bullying people for buying a [00:39:00] game. You're doing the same thing she's doing and then you're saying they're anti-trans cuz they bought a game and played it. And I, and like I said, I'm not gonna buy the game. There are other games for me to play. I have plenty of games to play. I'm wait for, I'm buying the game.

I'm waiting for Breath of the Wild to come out. Yeah, you're buying it. No, I mean, I have no idea. Oh, I was like, you don't even like the universe. What's the breath of the, oh, Zelda. The next Zelda game that's coming out, the sequel. It's like gonna be fucking amazing. There's other good games coming out too, so it's like I can wait another month for that great game.

Um, , but I'm a little, of course, I'm a little interested in what it's like cuz I use, I can get back into that time before she became Are you scared of getting canceled if you got it? Like, do you think No, I don't, I don't, I'm not worried about being canceled. You can't be, you have to be, you can't be canceled.

What is our canceled, what's our good friend's term? You have to, you have to be able to be canceled. You have to be somebody to be canceled or something like that. And it's true, like we, I couldn't be canceled. I mean, I could, um, but I know queer people playing the game and posting about it on their Instagram stories and I messaged them, one of them, mark, I was like, oh, so you want, you, you wanna play the game?

And then Dustin out in LA I mentioned, I saw he was playing it. I was like, oh, so you actually bought the game? He's like, yeah. [00:40:00] So it's just a little bit weird, weird me that I'm just tired of fight. Right. Why can't we acknowledge that it's terrible. But also, but also like doesn't, plays it, that doesn't mean they hate trans people.

You fucking hate me. No. What I hate is this, this whole like, you hate me because of Yeah. No, I'm at your fucking recital, Bridget. But, and then while within the queer community, there's this giant argument going on over a game. There are literally hundreds of laws being written and passed across the country against trans people.

Yep. Are we really gonna focus on this game right now? Are we worried about a Harry Potter game with poor graphics? I've seen screenshots of the game. It doesn look great. I've heard the story is anti-Semitic and not a great story. So it's a little like, this should not be our primary concern. We should not be spending hours debating this on the internet.

Yeah. We need to worry about the laws being passed that are actually gonna harm trans kids. Like that's what I'm worried about. I'm not worried about a Harry Potter game. I get, we let, okay, let's briefly talk about it. We talked about it. Let's move on from the fucking game. If people buy it, they wanna play [00:41:00] it fine.

Let them be, I'm not gonna buy it. I, I don't see anything in the game. Good. I don't like JK Rowling anymore. It's disgusting to me. I'm not gonna buy it. But if someone buys it because it relates them to their childhood and they're like, wow, I used to really relate. I loved this. I'm gonna let them play the game in silence.

I'm not gonna say anything against them, but I'm not trans. I'm not. I'm non-binary, but I'm not, I don't feel particularly targeted. My pussy, I'm straight appearing, male appearing. So I'm protected. I get that. I have privilege. What? Oh, nothing. I just keep going. I like hearing about you. Well, I, I'm just saying like, I'm, I'm straight appearing.

I am girl. I can pass, I can pass if I don't open my mouth. Same. I walk around work I can pass. Yeah. Same If I have to. You can too. You quiet. So I'm just saying like, you can be like, Hey bitch, maybe my opinion on the game is not as important as an actual trans person who's like living in Florida, for example, is what I'm saying.

But also, but I just, when are we gonna stop that game and that war of words and shit and actually just like within our own community show up. Yeah. Like instead of being [00:42:00] literally so mad about the game, why don't you get mad at the fact that half these people probably didn't even show up to the polls?

Okay. Right. We have like 40, 30 to 40% of the population voting. If you're that worried, you better vote in every single off election, every single midterm and presidential election. I don't want you just voting when you feel like it, so, This brings me up to this dumb whore, Ali Beth Stuckey. Now, who is this?

This girl, it looks like a Christian conservative, um, Christian horrifying horr. First of all, that part, let's just say middle part, but I'm just, there's some intelligent ab That's so wild. I wonder if there was like intent behind it, like some creator or some intelligent designer was like, oh, I think, you know, I believe in the respect for marriage act because I believe in the separation of church and state.

No you don't. No, you don't. Because this actually obliterates the separation of church and state. A lot of people who say separation of church and state, they think. That its only intention was to protect the state [00:43:00] from the church. That was not its intention. Its main intention was to protect the church from the state.

Here's the thing about a lot of atheists, and I'm not saying atheists in general, but many atheists, they think that they have thought harder about Christianity than all Christians have. They think that every Christian or every religious person, but specifically it seems like their, uh, sights are set on Christianity when it comes to debunking it and demeaning it.

Um, deriding it. We, Christians were even told by pastors and influential Christian leaders that wearing a mask at all times, even if it's just your flimsy cloth mask and getting a vaccine and even encouraging your congregants to do that is how you love your neighbor. I mean, we're talking about people here.

I always say that white woman, Instagram is one of the worst places in the world. It's filled with so much misinformation because we have these influencers in authors in self-empowerment, self-love, [00:44:00] new. I am Kamala Harris. My pronouns are she and her. I'm a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit and um, story.

Oh my goodness. First of all, how does she know she's a woman? As far as I know, she is not a biologist. What are, what are any of us really, if we are not biologists, do we really have the authority to say that we are women? But thank goodness that she let us know. Thank goodness that she told us her, um, her pronouns.

All of us have been completely in the dark. We've just been using her name to refer to her, so thank you so much for that clarity. Gavin Newp is running ads in Florida trying to get California's defectors to move back, saying that they're the party in the state of freedom. Do you think, this is just an aside, just a little parenthetical part here, like do you think that you're actually going to make people forget why they left California?

The truth is, there is nothing more dangerous than a [00:45:00] man with. No one to live for and nothing to do. Idleness is an enemy of healthy masculinity. You see from the beginning that productivity and working for, uh, what you have and, uh, supplying what your family needs through work, that it is actually something that is necessary for the wellbeing of human beings.

And so when the aggression that men, that boys naturally have is not channeled towards a good fight family, I wanna be a mom one day and I absolutely can. Dylan can never become a mom. He would have to buy the eggs of one woman and rent the womb of another woman to do what he never can and not his bear a child.

That baby will then go into his arms, the arms of a stranger who doesn't smell or feel like the woman who birthed him, and will not feel the instinctive connection and longing that a child has for her mother. Okay, so a Allie, is that her name? It's like some stucky. Listen here, Allegra. What we're gonna talk about is Jesus [00:46:00] Christ.

Listen here. Ali Beth. Girl. Girl, please. Okay, you sound like we're born in a barn. People, people like you are the problem. Um hmm. Literally, bitch, we don't like you. I'm tired of your bullshit. All she does on earth channels talk about gay people and trans people and how much she hates them. And covid vaccines.

Like, it's just, it's like why are you picking these talking points? So, uh, this is for you Miss Beth Stuckey. Where the god damn fuck. Your name is Beth Ali. We would love to formally invite you onto our show to discuss your views on the Lord and gays and all of it. We would love it. So this is your formal invitation, Jim.

I, he's, he, I resend the invitation. I don't wanna talk to this dumb bitch. So you can invite. Okay. I'll invite her on. I'll talk, talk her. She can sit her. I'm sitting and I'll be out of the room. Oh, I need your SAS though. So I'll be like, ah, these are the people you don't give daylight to. You know what, here's the thing though.

Okay, I understand that, but I also think sometimes you need to put some daylight on [00:47:00] these motherfuckers. Put some heat. Okay, that's for dog breath. You should use it. Um, I was wondering why it was closer to you. Okay, so we need to talk about, okay, this concept I heard and I am a little, I think I saw it on the TV show.

I don't remember what, but it's making me nervous. It's this concept of sick zoning. Someone so you know, friend zone, like they put you in the friend zone. Yeah. This is like if you are sick. Were you sick? Zoned. Oh, it's a sex lives of college Girls. Season two, sex lives of college girls. Oh, I love that show.

Season two, she got sick zoned cuz she like hurt herself. And then her boyfriend down the hall, the hot one who's always shirtless. Yeah. Sick zoned her. So explain it. And so it's like once you have started to take care of someone, you see them as like weak and helpless and you have to be their provider.

And it's kind of like you no longer see them as. Sexual or hot, sexy, sexy. Cuz they're like the sick person so you have to take care of them. You're like, what's gonna happen next? It's like, what do I have to do next? What do I have to take care of next? So [00:48:00] I was like, wait, wait, I've been taking care of Matt a lot.

Have I sick zoned him? Have you, I mean that's something for you to discuss. I don't think I have. But you're worried about it because it can happen quick. I'm just thinking about it. Like, I have to be aware of that cuz like, what if you know, like a dog, like our little penny. I always am like taking care of her.

So like that's why I see. You know? But like, it's interesting. Can can it happen to someone who you're like used to see as you're post independent, sexy, that, all that stuff and then it's like over the years being together, I keep this, I'm wondering if, I think if, has Michael six zoned you? Um, honey, no. I, when you clean up a shitty poo poo and vomiting, let me say something babe.

If anybody's six zoning anybody, it ain't him to me. It's you to him. I literally am the hottest thing in the world. Tim, same. Still the hottest thing in the world with Matt. I don't know what's wrong with, and I'm, what's wrong with our partners? I dunno. We're gonna find out, but Oh yeah, that's right. I just, yeah, I don't know.

I think it's an interesting concept. I think it does happen for sure. [00:49:00] I I've seen couples where it's happened. I'm sure mean Well you've seen, you've always seen the confident woman who's like having to take care of her husband and, oh, he never does this and I have to do this. Well, I have to do everything.

Well, he doesn't and she's getting by a coworker. And then well, wow. It's a folks, it's a pattern. Okay, we have a fucking pattern. Is this like chaser and people do the. Yes, it's the same shit. It's like, don't the sick one and the si not sick. Depending on your like, psyche. Some people wanna be chased, some people don't wanna be chased, some people want to chase.

And so you have to figure that out. But it applies to literally every single thing in your life. Like, it's weird from going out to dinner to fucking, it's like everything has to do with this chase, because we already established mentality. We get chased . Honey, I'm, yeah, I, I didn't get chased. I don't, I absolutely do not chase.

No. Now, now what are you about to do with what's happening? I had a little, we're gonna do chat. G B T news. Let's do chat. G B T news. So this week I decided I wanna do it on the bot, the voice bot. [00:50:00] So I had chat, chat G B T, and I'll learn how to say that better if this is gonna be a segment. Wait. Okay, so let's go with the first.

Have you heard about what's going down in Georgia? It seems like two educators at Banks County elementary school have gotten themselves into some hot water. The principal, Dr. Dana Simmons and the gym teacher, Dylan Charles, were caught in a bathroom near the principal's office heading a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.

And the best part, Charles's wife was in on it. She even claimed that the principal was manipulating both her and her husband. Can you imagine being a fly on the wall in that household? Anyway, both educators have resigned and the situation is being called a lack of good character. and respect for taxpayer's property.

But come on, let's be real. Who hasn't had a little office romance at some point in their lives? That's, it's just that these two got caught in the act. So I say, if you're gonna do it, make sure there aren't any cameras around. Oh my God. That's my [00:51:00] tip of the day. N E W A R T I C L D help my husband enjoys sailing naked.

Oh, that's the next one. I was like, go back. Um, so have, so basically the story is, is, and this is what pissed me off about it. Okay. Okay. You have two straight teachers fucking in the bathroom in Georgia. Oh, okay. But we are just so concerned about people using the right bathrooms. Right. You have adults. You have adults fucking in a child school, but that's okay.

That's just infidelity. That's just, oops. Infidelity. It's sexual grooming behavior. It's not grooming. Apparently. It'ss not the trans people are ruining our bathrooms. Okay. Yeah. So a trans person taking a piss in a bathroom is more damage than two people fucking each other having an affair that kids can walk in on.

Taking pictures and videos. Yeah. In the school. Yep. But we're gonna bear books, rumors. They're not to say gay like Got it. Yeah. Like . Got it. And that's what I wanted to say. I'm like, that story, you know, that, that probably wasn't even reported on Fox News, but if it had been, they wouldn't talk about it. Oh.

It wouldn't be like a, it would be like, well, two people were caught. Two people had to resign. Man, it really sucks. They were [00:52:00] caught. Um, probably back to you. Yeah. Back to, back to you, Laura. I mean that, it's just, it's outrageous. Anyway, have you ever had a office romance? Um, I have office. Office. Office. I have office.

I can't say the word office. I have office crushes. I can't say office. I know you're high office crushes. I do. Have you ever hooked up at work? No. Okay. Interesting. I never have, actually, surprisingly, that's really shocking. Oh, why? I'm ahoe. Yeah. Yeah. I saw you this past weekend. Well, don't, we're not allowed to talk about that.

Next story, next story. Help my husband enjoys. What did he spell? New article. Drinking beers with gay men. What do you think this could? Hey, they're Prudy. This woman's got a husband who's got a gay friend from high school. Oh, and before they got hitched, he went on a trip to see this friend and spent a week hanging with him and some other gay dudes.

They went sailing and let me tell you, things got wild. They stripped [00:53:00] down and guzzled some beers, and she's got the pictures to prove it. Now, her husband is all about his appearance in grooming, but lately he's been lisping and she's convinced he's gay or at least bi. She even asked a straight dude about it and he was like, no straight man would sail naked with gay dudes.

So is she right? Is her husband gay or bi? Well, honey, let's start with the first thing. Your husband being particular about his appearance and grooming. So what? That's just literally all taking care of yourself. No one wants to be married to a slob with food in their beard and toenails that look like they haven't seen a clipper in a year.

That's just good hygiene, catchy beef, and as for the naked sailing and beer drinking with gay men, I mean, if he was trying to hide being gay from you, that's probably the last thing. Literally, that's the thing. Maybe he's just confident in himself and up for a good time. And the lisp. Sure. It's a little unusual, but it's not like a, I don't even believe it.

For someone to develop one as an adult, have him check with a doctor or a speech therapist [00:54:00] before you start jumping to conclusions. And not all gay or bi guys have a lisp, so don't go making any assumptions. Yeah. What the real red flag here is that you're asking random straight dudes and strangers to, to weigh in on your husband's sexuality.

Talk to your husband, have a conversation. This is Dean. That's way more important than Jack Jimmy t goes, or a lisp. If you can't talk to each other, that's a real problem. And don't forget your gut feeling is important, but what he says about himself, And how you feel when you hear it is even more important.

Just because he wants to play with dicks does not make him less of a straight man or identify as anything other than horny. Sorry, babe. So, so basically what I'm doing is, so chat gbt, I'm, I, so this was like an, a question to prudence. Okay. Who's prudence? I don't know. Some bitch that's online and Oh, it was a, this was a question.

So I threw the question into Chachi T Oh. Then I threw the, the answers she gave and then I said, I want you to spit it out like you're Amy Schumer is what I said. Question. It's not really, but [00:55:00] regardless, chat ch b T came with some good things. And are you're accurate? Do you, I mean, so if you were secretly gay, are you gonna go on a cruise with a bunch of gay men and get naked?

I show the pictures and then show the pictures? No, I literally wouldn't even secretly by are not gonna expose themselves this simply like, it's like, what? No, I'm doing the opposite. I'm going to like a rodeo that I'll, they'd be like, I'm going to Vegas with my straight male friends and then actually be going with these gay guys and blow them.

But yeah, you're not gonna be like, Hey wifey, look. Okay. Just the picture. I'm so naked. I'm sick of joke. I know. Okay. Just as you get naked, this is nature. Okay. Literally, it's a body. I think, again, I've had this conversation before and this is how I felt when I went to Rosalyn, but like, yeah, men are supposed to kind of like be naked around, I don't know what it is, ancient Greek in you.

Maybe it's like there's something in it, like sauna, uh, you know, all these like baths, the Turkish baths, like there's straight men in other countries that, and in Japan, they go to public baths, they get naked around other's and they smack each other's dicks. And it's beer, but it's fine. It's cool. It's literally like we're just [00:56:00] naked.

Like it's okay. And here it's like, oh my God. Oh my God. He was naked. It's like, Oh, I don't wanna see that. Oh God. We literally act disgusted when we see someone's ass balls, Dick. We're like, Ew. It's like, I don't wanna see it. That it's like, what do you, why really? Why don't you, do you, why do you care? Like why does it matter?

Yeah. I think it's funny when someone just gets naked randomly or something. I'm like, okay, no, look at these. And they have their balls out. It's funny. It's fine. Everything's fine. It's not sexual. And the final story, and then when I want, when you hear Richard g b t I want you to think of, um, what's his name doing Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live.

because that's what this voice sounds like to me now, . So thousands of gay men went on a Caribbean cruise organized by Atlantis events on the Royal Caribbean's harmony of the sea ship. The cruise promised a week of partying, social mixers, and performances by famous entertainers. But before departure, guests were informed of a new policy.

They can't film anything that prohibits posting sexually explicit content on social. Or the, the [00:57:00] policy applies to all social media platforms, even the private ones. If the content can be connected to the cruise, the guests or the vendors, the policy was established after some sexually explicit posts were made by the guests on social media.

However, the new policy appears to be rare in the cruise industry and only one other competitor of Atlantis VA is taking gay and bisexual guests on a Caribbean cruise, Uhhuh . And there is no mention of any social media content restrictions in their online. Get That man since we're going to va. The founder and CEO of Atlantis Events said that the cruise companies asked for the policy to be put in place to protect the privacy of all guests.

Well, it's true onboard. Despite the new policy, the gist for fans founder said that he believed that Atlantis is a friend to the adult creator community. Yeah. Obviously. And that models should be careful in smart while filming. Makes me want to literally crawl into a hole and die. This sounds awful. How many gay men in one place?

[00:58:00] No thanks honey Mama. Whoa, girl. Fuck . I added that last story. Oh, you added this. You just wanted to hear it. Read by that. Whoa, girl. Fuck, honey Mama. Uh, honey Mama. Uh, yeah. So I thought that was very interesting. I'm thinking, you know, , I mean, honestly, it's funny because what's the point of these cruises?

Like everyone just goes there to like fight with their partner about infidelity to get an s t i and that's really what that cruise is about. But I've thought about the same thing though, and I'm thinking if a straight single cruise or even a straight couple cruise, they wouldn't, adults only. But do you don't think they'd be whos, I don't think they're whores.

They make me hold back. I think they're whores on the seas. They're not like the gays are, these gays are filming a porn by the pool on the, the cruise deck in front of everyone. Yeah. Like the straits aren't doing that. They're afraid. Like they're, oh, we can't say that. I'll put. Yes, you can wait. Call people.

I don't give a fuck. It's misogynistic. I don't say it. Oh, okay. But it just like came out cuz I hate the straits but um, but yeah, I thought that was [00:59:00] very interesting. Like, like what do they think is happening on their, and there's gay spending. It's obvious obviously. Yeah. Like the gays go on this. That's the only reason they go right, is to like it's freedom on the seas.

Collaborate. I love that word. Oh let's collab. I'm like, you wanna collab? I wanna see that co Just cuz I fuck you. Doesn't mean I want to collab with you. Yeah. Like we've seen your hole on Instagram. We don't want to collab, to be honest, this is gonna be really bad but I really don't like people who are horizontal.

I know. Is that horrible? I actually don't. I'm tired. Right? It's not attractive to me. It's like it's not, I don't wanna fuck you cuz everybody else is already fucked you and it's easy to fuck you. I need you to chase me. . There's these Columbus gays who have only fans begging for people to cuddle them. I just want a man to do this and this and they're like posting it on Twitter.

It's so cringe. I can't, I read it on Twitter and I'm. honey up. You're a bar, you're a bartender at union, and you keep asking for the same type of man. That type of man is not interested in you. There's a reason. Look what you're posting. Look what you do. I mean, it's fine. Go do it. But don't beg for Amanda to come along and act a way he doesn't want to act around you.[01:00:00]

It's weird. I'm just talking. Do you know? I'll show you who I'm talking about. I know too. I can, I can name names. It's just like, it's the same song and dance in the same story. Yeah. I want a man who would just cuddle me and hold me all night. All these, all these, they're knuckles on grind. I'm never gonna find my love.

You have a poopy come hole and you were just out getting fucked by randoms. They don't want to you to come home and hold you. Like if you go on these trips, that's great. Good for you. That's fine. You that's fine. That's fine. Um, I, I, you know, I don't know where I'm concerned here. It's like, am I concerned about the gay community just being total fucking whos and collabing, or am I concerned about like the crews or am I concerned at all?

And honestly, I don't think I'm concerned at all. I don't think figure it out. Give it a second thought. Just go, what manners then just go to the eagle. Yeah, but I think gays are pushing the limit here. But that's just me. But I think pretty soon our money's gonna run out. Well, no, it won't. But the effect, the effect of the money.

Yeah, the power money. It's about the money. But then of a sudden it's gonna be like, well, you have gays on your cruise. Well then, well, they tall log has aids. Wait till Florida says you can't sh you can't have a cruise leave from [01:01:00] Florida if it's gay only, or Oh my God. Or there's drag performers on it. Oh my God.

It'll be very easy to pass a law that says you can't have gay only cruises, leav, even from Florida. So there goes the Caribbean cruises, they're all southern states where the cruises leave from. That's where you're going fast. They could all just pass the law that says, Hey, it's so scary. I gotta go. You gotta go.

I don't like this world. I mean, by that I mean I'm staying on the world. . Okay. I was like, you already had one friend in your group. Commit Sue. You can't be the next. It's so cringe. It's so cringe. Cliche, cliche, honey. Uh, sundries. And I kinda wanna mix my sundry with our trip coming up. Well, or do you have something else?

Oh no, I think it may be similar. No. Okay. I'll try to think of it. No, no, no. If it's the same, we'll just talk about it. My sundry is, and I realized this this morning and all day today, so I went like, since we had that crazy weekend, I didn't drink all week. I drank last night at pizza place. I wake up pizza day.

Well, poly geez. I just, I saw you. Did you like the square or the triangle? Yeah, the circle pizza's just as good. Yeah. Like it's puff [01:02:00] amazing. Yeah. Thin cro. Yeah. So I'm like there. I had two glasses of rose. That's it. I didn't get drunk or anything. Go home, wake up, puffy. Mm-hmm. all day today. Took a shower after work today to come over here.

Fucking puffy. Puffy. I bent over to pick up the soap in the shower. Puffy. Puffy. You're puffy, babe. Puffy. Now's your ring. Even fitting puffy. Puffy actually gonna be, it actually stays on. Oh my god. I forgot. So it stays on and normally it slides right off Puffy. Okay. So you're puffy, puffy. Everywhere. I have tits like it's, they're literally hanging lower today.

It's we And the belly. Belly. I'm not pushing, this is just me sitting. This is, so I'm just saying like, it's weird to me that you have one or two drinks puffy everywhere, but if you don't drink for four days, you're like, I feel good. I'm just kidding. And it's fine. Like, I just lean into it. I'm like, well, if I, if I have to look puffy to enjoy alcohol, uh, like not even get drunk just to have a, have a glass of wine.

So I'm gonna be puffy. I'm kind of vibing on this. Okay. Oh, that sounded very Gen Z. [01:03:00] Um, I'm vibing, bro, but my sundry was gonna be to talk about the fact that, um, anytime I go look at anything about Park City and any, any location possible, Google the fucking Instagram, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Reddit. I have not seen one fat person.

Okay. Mm-hmm. . Yeah. Mm-hmm. . And I'm concerned. Yeah. Um, I'm also. a little intrigued. Cause I almost wonder if I'll be like a commodity. So like, I'll be like, wanted and you'll you'll commodity, right? Like a daddy beefy bear. Um, okay. So I made a video today on TikTok and said, hi, if anybody's going to gay ski week, like are there fats there or is it just like a bunch of fucking circuit gays that are like literally if they look, they look.

There's a lot of circuses circus. There's a lot of people that look like they do too much cocaine and not enough eating. Like, it's like they're doing binge drinking at night. Yeah. And then skiing and then going back to binge drinking. Looks like they've been in a K hole three times this week. It's just, they don't look healthy.

There's a lot of that. There's a lot of steroids. Like they don't have balls, but they have big [01:04:00] muscles, which is fine if you like that. I don't. Yeah. The types of people I'm seeing picture, but I don't know how to handle it though. That's where my sundry comes in, is I'm a little bit concerned, like, are you worried about you not fitting in?

Yeah. I'm worried about the picture you're gonna be in. I'm worried about the parties. I'm, because you have a group of 12 people coming to surround you. True, true. And be like true, true hype men and hype women and hype phase. Yeah. And I guess I'm the reason for the season, so you better hype me up, bitch. I know.

It's a little unfortunate. It's a little crazy though. You look great, Bobby. Yeah. You have to act so nice to me this trip. Wow. That, that outfit fits wonderfully. You look like Sam Smith. Oh, I love it. Oh, you look just like them. Oh no, you, you look, you look like Sam Smith. No, I look like fucking, what's his name?

Harry Styles. You look like Harry Styles. Oh my God. That's, you're giving me Harry right now. I'm like, but that's Harry. People who go to Gay Ski Week probably say to each other like, oh my God, I'm getting Harry Styles vibes. Girl, you are giving me vibes. You're giving me, you aren't living. And it's like, let's go.

Hit the slopes, honey. No, the gays that go to Gay Ski week at Park City are the ones shaming Sam Smith. No, exactly. And that's why, where to Go? I belly shirts. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm [01:05:00] bringing crop tops. I'm gonna be a whore. , I'm bringing crop tops. I'm gonna be a whore. Okay, good. Bring, bring the whore honey. And also, yeah.

Um. We're staying in a really exclusive area, and I found out that our neighbor is Brandon Flowers from the Killers. Um, oh my God. Yeah. So we're, I'm Mr. Bright side, so we're mis Oh yeah, you are. Mr. Brights. Mm-hmm. I'm right next to Bright Side. Bright. Why don't you come and fuck me sometime. Hey, Mr. Bright Side.

I'm over here. So anyway, um, so to segue into Park City, that's where you'll see us next. Yeah. We'll maybe have like a little background of the mountains behind us. I don't know where. Oh, it'll be fresh. It won't be green screen, honey. It'll be. We're gonna be on the porch by the fire pit. Just like chilling.

Just chilling. Okay. Um, so that's something that you guys can look forward to. I also wanna make a comment that we are gonna, I'm gonna, I don't know if you understand this yet, but I'm gonna have a setup and it's gonna be like, sit down. We're gonna record for 40 minutes. Okay. And we're gonna do like, different little things throughout the week.

So I have a lot of material going forward. Material girl, girl. But [01:06:00] like, one of the segments is, well first of all, we're gonna talk to Amber and Jonathan, who are celebrity chefs from Well, yeah. We have to like, I mean, were on tv. They were on tv. They're more famous than us. They have more followers. We're actually gonna do a cooking, uh, expose with them.

Oh, I wanna do that. We're gonna like, have between us and they can judge. Um, I get Jonathan. I actually, oh, I don, oh, I, I don't know which. . I feel like Amber, I don't know. I like Amber. I need Jonathan because it's more Southern. Yeah. Amber does variety. Jonathan's definitely Southern. I'm like, Jonathan, I need to need that chicken, biscuits and gravy.

And he will. And he will. And I'm really excited about this trip. Um, so where was I going with that though? Oh, and then another episode. Okay. Uh, so the first episode you'll see will be just us getting there and we'll be like, oh, we're here, blah. Like a normal episode. Kind of, kind of. Yeah. Who knows? I don't know.

People might pop in too. That's what's our, there's gonna be fun about this. There's a lot of popping. So we'll do then Amber and Jonathan, and then I wanna do an episode of me and you. Okay. And Matt and Michael whole a couple's episode. Are you embarrassed? [01:07:00] I don't want people to know. No, I'm kidding. . No, it's, oh no.

You really don't. No, it's not that. I think he will be. Do you think he won? I brought it up before. Like you could come join. He is like, ow. So I don't know. We can put, we can put the fuck unicorn head on him. Okay. I think he will. If actually I could blur him out. Him. Well, we'll convince that him. Oh yeah.

I'll convince him. Uh, we're just gonna send talk. It's been the floor. If you get your dick out, you're, you'll convince him. Yeah. Okay. Well you're not like, guess what? I'm not getting out the whole trip. My dick. Well, I gotta make sure it's fluff. Um, we're bringing the cock rings or I was planning, I put it on my packing list.

Cock rings. Yeah. And then one of the episodes, I don't know if it's gonna one of these or if we even have another one. Cause it's a media summit for me. They're skiing, I'm media. . I want the girls to put us in drag. Okay. And then have like a big old fucking pow And I'm not saying this have to be like two hour episodes.

This is like literally like 30 minutes and then we can just like throw it in or do whatever we want. I'm just trying to get content. I'm kinda like this. Yeah. And I'll be, and all I'm gonna do is you'll come back from skin and be like, Hey, you'll get when you're done napping, whatever videos. [01:08:00] Oh, haunting.

You can get videos of me skiing up to you. Like drone ski up to drone to sunrise. I'm doing, I have a whole list of things that I wanna take. I have all the settings that I need to have. It's fun. Oh, it's gonna be so pretty. So we're really excited about that. We will see you, uh, when we're in Utah the next time you see us.

So thank you so much for joining us for one eighty six. Make sure to call us six one four seven two one five three three six six one four seven two one five five three, three six. Leave as a voicemail and speak as clearly as Rob. Clear as you can't. Yes, because Rob was, Rob killed us. Rob's and Rob was hot.

Rob. I know. That's why I'm like, what? What was the last one you said? Mad funny. Oh, y'all are mad. I was like, oh, you got voice When I heard mad funny. I was like, oh fuck. When I heard mad funny, my pussy tick. I slid off this little pon. Oh, you. Pon. It's a pon at this point. There's so much pussy juice on it.

There's . Oh, probably like on this side. Like somebody lays down. They're like, this side's crusty. Yeah, they're like a D . There's a dent and it's crusty and dry. There's cobwebs over there on here. It's like a slide. Oh, fuck. Anyways, Rob, hell, [01:09:00] who I wanna hear to do it?

Um, my pussy is just like feeling nice. Like wet . I'm not crusty . Yours is crusty with a little cobwebs over there. I'm so fucking crusty. Oh, let me just, oh, my labia. Oh, oh, my fat labia. My fat cunt. Oh, fuck. Oh. Go, go. Oh, go, go. Oh, my little puss. Oh my. Go, go. My little pony. My little pony. My little pony. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, uh, this is your flight attendant.

Oh, wait, I'm your captain now, bitch. Okay. Thank you for, thank you for joining. Thank you for joining us. This has been another episode of Not, bye bye.