Tea and Tales from the St. Regis: A Gay Podcast Adventure

The Not Well Podcast is back with another hilarious and unfiltered episode! Hosts Bobby and Jim are ready to spill the tea on everything from their recent trip to Park City Utah to their thoughts on annoying runners and bikers taking over the roads.

The episode starts off with the hosts discussing their recent encounter with a listener who was concerned about their content being too risqué. Bobby and Jim assure their listeners that they are a proud gay podcast that discusses hard-hitting topics, and they won't back down from being their true, authentic selves.

Next up, the hosts dive into their recent trip to Columbus, where they met their idol of four years, Slutty Puffin, and his husband Whitaker. The trio hit it off immediately and spent 45 minutes talking and sharing drinks.  A bear, an otter, and a puffin waddle into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of gay animal joke?"

But the hosts don't stop there. They also discuss their thoughts on annoying runners and bikers who take over the roads, making it difficult for drivers and pedestrians alike. Bobby and Jim share their frustrations and call for these groups to find alternative places to exercise.

And of course, no Not Well Podcast episode would be complete without a few sundries. Jim calls out runners and bikers again, while Bobby shares his latest idea to travel the world and film drone shots of the top 12 gay campgrounds in America.

Finally, the hosts tease their upcoming plans to attend Jinkx Monsoon's show in July. They're already dressed in their Not Well gear and ready to go, hoping to catch Jinkx's attention with their fabulous outfits and energy.

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[00:00:00] It's gonna be May, may. It's March. And hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Not Well. I am Bobby. I'm Jimmy. We are back in the studio fresh. We're back fresh Ohio. So clean, fresh, clean. We made it down the mountain. If you were wondering, uh, make sure you subscribe. Fresh. So clean, clean. Oh,

uh, please subscribe if you haven't subscribed. You know what? Go ahead and call our number (614) 721-5336. That is 6 1 4 4 7 2 1 5 3, 3, 6. You said five? That is 6 1 4 7 2 2, 1, 5, 3, 3, 6. call us because honestly, we like to hear from you. Yeah. Um, so , yeah. So we, here's the thing, here's the motherfucking thing. Now you were supposed to have an episode with Amber and Jonathan, um, our chef, friends from next level, chef season one.

Not to name Drop, but they were on season [00:01:00] one. Um, they're the OGs and they're, and these new kids, I mean, they're great, but they're not on season one. They're not OG and they're not Amber and Jonathan. Um, yeah, those two really, those two are very special. They're very special folk. Oh my God. First of all, first of all, the breakfasts breakfast for days.

When I say creamy eggs, I'm talking, what the fuck? Like, so soft. It's like a pillow. You're. These scrambled eggs are next level. It was almost like if you were to, Amber just knows what she's doing. She knows what to squirt in there. She knows how to whip 'em up. She knows how to cook 'em, and she's hot. So follow her.

Yeah, but let's also like her posts that aren't about, I know I talked to her about that. I said, you just need to get in a fucking, the algorithm is not friendly when you don't show your body. This is what, this is kind of our conversation last week. But my thing is like, then go ahead and show your body and cook at the same time and see what happens.

Why not? Are you allowed to have tits out because you're No, but like wear that weird, that ski outfit. Oh yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Like why, why hold back? Why do we have to reduce her to her tits? We don't, but I'm just, but we should. [00:02:00] Honestly, if I, well, well, if we reduced you to your tits, there'd still be a lot.

There must to be an award-winning podcast. I mean, for real, honey, we gotta, it's time. We should free them. To be honest with you, I'm losing weight. . Weird. Um, is it slowly? Oh no, I'm dieting. Like I'm, oh yeah, you said 500 calories. I literally have a 300 calorie smoothie every other day. And then other than that I have like protein bars.

Oh no. Yeah. But then last night I had a whole thing of ice cream, so it's fine. Oh my God. Like I'm balancing, but I'm not. Yeah, that's good. We're doing That's perfect. Yeah. It's like I'm having pizza tonight, but I knew that, so I was like, I cannot, I cannot during the day. Yeah. Like I had a salad at lunch and soup.

And a bite, a bar for breakfast. So you're right. Yeah. We are kind of like trying. You cut it out so you can have pizza at night. Oh, I'm gonna, Ugh. Can't wait to eat. Eat this fucking pizza. Drag race and pizza. You can, there's nothing better if you're gay. There's nothing better if you're gay and it's rainy.

You get gay and it's cold. Um, so let's recap the Wednesday from when we left you to when we left Salt. Yeah. What happened since then? So [00:03:00] Wednesday we recorded, we were snowed in. Yes. We were snowed in. We record another foot of snow. We record. Um, we all proceeded to drink throughout the morning. I think I actually had to take a nap cuz I was like, you did okay.

Did I, what did I do that day? Nothing. We literally all did nothing. No, but then you guys went down to the appre ski. Oh, that night we did drive down at, and then we went to sushi. Oh shit. Yeah. So I'm like, oh, I forgot I went to appre at the cabin. Yeah. So I think, is that when I was dancing that night?

Mm-hmm. ? No, that was the second night. That was Thursday. You need to stop picking your lip. I know it's gonna. Don't do it. It's cuz I tore it at the place and now it's open. How? What place? The park city out skiing. That's still when you were looking at boys going, you want to come taste this bloody lip. Oh, you want some coming A cup.

Oh, this come is delicious. Mm-hmm. . So Wednesday you go down to the first gay ski event. Okay? Now, now do you have anything from that that you took away? Were there hot [00:04:00] guys? Like this is the first event, so is there a lot of people? Was there not as many people as there was? Well, um, did you meet anybody? Did you fuck anybody?

Did you suck a day? Uh, , I would say the opportunities are minimal at this thing. Okay. Um, why is that there are, uh, cause of the clientele, the people are not what you'd expect for a worldwide gay ski event. You'd think that this would be the, the creme de creme. Um, I think we missed a lot of it. Yeah. Just to be honest, with Crema, the Clem came in on Friday, on private Friday, like, because Wednesday was like the start of it and it was just a little, it was all the poor people, uh, because that's the only hotels they can afford was a Wednesday through a Friday

Um, And I know that because it's true. Cuz it's us. I know how to do it. It would be us. It's us. Like that's what would do do. I'd be like, I went to gay ski week and I'm like, yeah. I was like, I'm at the holiday end downtown Salt Lake City, driving in 45 minutes every day. But I will say the Ho, oh, salt Lake City.

Park City. Park City. Like I can't afford head of Marriot Marriott Park City at a Marriott. And I was like, you're a member. I was like, member, [00:05:00] you're a member. I was like, oh, that's really like exclusive. Exclusive for a marri. So we could, so basically I would say like, you know, the people were nice. Yeah. For the most part.

There were very cliquey plastic girls there, and I was like, a lot of cliquey plastics. You're not hot enough to act like this. A lot of gays, the problem that I had was a lot of gays with the gay face. Um, when you just knew, you were like, girl, those, those fucking uh, eyebrows were plucked way too hard. Um, the lips are too plumped.

Um, I'm getting, I am. If you're a man getting lip fill, Stop. I'm kind of, I'm kind of done with it. Stop. Oh, but it's all about what you want and about I should have bodily control butter. I mean, people are gonna bitch about it. Lip filler's. Not cute. Even on women. Women overdo it. Yeah. I'm really, I have a picture of Cruel Deville at the St.

Regis when we were skiing on Thursday. Cruel Deville. Did I ever show you that? No. We're gonna get to that though. Okay. Okay, so hold up. So Wednesday you do your gay event, then I meet you down. We. Uh, there's a group of us that didn't go in. There's group that went . Bobby was terrified of the road [00:06:00] because of the sound.

I was, I slammed into the wall. Well, I guess I technically did. You said, but you just hit the mirror on my side. A little mirror ass. Just the mirror though. Not the front of the car, not anything else. So we go down the hill. Eventually we meet these folks who are like fucking hammered. Oh, we were talking, hammer was fucked up.

They walk in there like, Hey, we go to the sushi place. And now let me tell you something. Okay. I don't think I'll describe, ever. Describe the table. Oh, I am, I don't think I'll ever fit in in Japan. Um, I don't, and by that I mean. Not . Well even pretend Japan and Salt Lake, like pretend Japan in Park City had a, like, it's a bench seating around a fucking table down low.

Ew. You're really laughing hard at this because when I walked in and saw you, oh, I thought I was you. I thought you were sitting cross-legged on the ground. It was so low. Literal. It's like for a, I literally person is like hell, he's on the gwai, on the ground. Yeah. I basically was sitting like with my knees like it was.

it looked so uncomfortable and I was just like, oh, good. So I get to sit through a dinner and it's so [00:07:00] wide that you can't like do a one leg hop over. So you have to like stand, stand and then like I literally walked. I walked on the bench. On the bench to get to my seat. Why? I'm just like, listen, we're, we were skiing, some of us were skiing, some of us aren't.

But like, regardless, I don't have time to climb into this fucking no thing. So I do it though. And there we are sitting around. So I'm like, okay, whatever. We're enjoying some cocktails now. Maybe the food would've made up for it. Did it? No, I threw up. Yeah. Um, they fucked up some things. Um, I will say that for $80 I.

What did I eat? I know. What did I eat? Their bond meat was good. Yeah. Their appetizers were good. Yes. The apps su sushi was not, sushi was not that good. Well, you threw up. I mean, I, the problem for me was the rice, like for Park City, for the price point we were at that rice a little crumbly. It wasn't stick crumbly cold.

I'm like, What the fuck? Yeah, it didn't make, I literally took piss off. It was a nice place too, like, wasn't it? I don't know. I guess we, park City might be trash. It's like the Waff House. Park City. Oh. [00:08:00] Because it wasn't like the former Olympic Village, so they're like, oh, this is abandoned. This was where, put the shitty places here.

But again, please get rid of that fucking booth thing. Yeah. And, and you did throw up and it wasn't Mexican this time, so I've seen you now throw up Mexican or something. Oh. Did it taste Mexican? No, but I tasted a sa the salmon and something about it was like, it was like not, it was warm. Oh. Oh, I want it to be cold.

My stomach just felt like diarrhea and so I kinda had a moment like, Ooh. And then I was like, oh, and then once you get Juicy Jots over now. Yeah. Juicy See Jaw. What's Juicy Jaw? Okay. Like I literally, when I'm about to throw up, I know I have 30 seconds, probably 30 to 45. And I, every time I deny it, at first, the first 15 seconds would me going, you're fine, you're fine.

You . Yeah. I would look right if I looked over at you. Like I was like, oh no. And then I'm like, Nope, this isn't going away. And then I had to watch you get up from this table. Oh, well. So then you have to plan your escape. And I'm like, here I am in this little Japanese table. I don't fit . [00:09:00] My knees are gonna hit the table.

It's gonna fly up. But I'm about to, I'm about 30 seconds, so I swing my fat body around. . Yeah. Everybody's looking at me like, what's wrong? I'm like, swinging my fat ass body around. I get up, I go to the bathroom. Thank God whoever's in there was walking out, I would not have made it. Mm-hmm. , I go, well, and every time I have the same moment, I, I think to myself like, is this really happening?

It is. And it happened and I threw up. a lot, like the whole day's worth of food. I think also, um, there was a lot of food in my, like there was just a lot of food. There was already food there and like, um, not just like food, like savory food, . It wasn't like you could eat all day. It was like, oh God, that is so rich.

It wasn't like fruit. There was a lot of rich. You were having, like we had gras Oh, you probably had that mac and cheese. That was amazing. Yes. The mac and cheese. So you had that heavy shit. Yep. Yep. Yeah, so I had some mac and cheese. I had, we had, um, yeah, it was the Fat Tuesday. We had the queso. You had queso up there, queso,

So yeah, you, you were like home snowed in all day. Mm-hmm. . Meanwhile, I'm like drinking and you're at home [00:10:00] having savory snacks, which I would do too. Well, and I was like, why not? Well, I wanted you guys to test the hill first. I was like, well, yeah, you guys survived and you survived. And we were like, okay, guess we're going.

And I didn't know they had Uber at that point, so we were like, we'll drive down. I was think if it didn't snow, like it didn't, we would not, we could had every. I think, uh, next time I want to do like, not, not snowing well, not necessarily snowing. You can snow lightly. Like let's let's say two to three inches.

A couple inches. Yeah. Like do feet, but let's do inches. Let's not do three feet. Yeah. Like over a, like a 36 hour period. Um. , but Oh no. What was, oh, I wanna get a driver. Oh, agree. Like, okay, nobody's paying for $100. If it's a hundred dollars a person, like I would pay me too. I was like, we gotta get a service.

So just like call, we don't want to have to worry about driving because that's the problem with Park City. Is that where we're at? We were at, we were on the top of a mountain, so like in, we were in a rich area. Exclusive area. Yeah. Like it was was what they call it rich exclusive. I was trying to be like, yeah, it was very exclusive.

It was rich as fuck. Um, it was rich as fuck. Yeah. It's it. [00:11:00] beyond all of our pay grades. We all we're like white trash running around the beyond. All of our gone like, it's a joke. It's just, it's a joke. And we all make decent money. I mean you, a lot of people in that group makes a lot of Right. And I'm like, we couldn't afford a, I don't think we could afford it with all of our salaries.

No. Anyway, so. Regardless, blah, blah, blah. Wednesday happens, blah, blah, blah. That was fun. Thursday happens, so Thursday I take the group of, yeah, four or five. Sarah had to go home, so, but we had to go to Salt Lake anyway, so I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go to Salt Flats.[00:12:00]

So we drive two and a half hours out to Salt Flats. Now it's a choice. . I had the best time of my life. I know, that's what I was like. I was really worried. I, because someone said it was flooded and I was like, oh no, it was flooded. Flood. Oh no, it was flooded. We were the only people, fucking people there though.

Right. It was like a very weird, you're drone shots. I was like, where is that? Where is our, it's fake. It looks, I actually kind of glad that we went when we went. Cause it was like nobody was there. It was kind of flooded. So it gave like a reflection. I mean, I, it was one of those, so I've been Holly, AK, and Maui and I had a mo.

I have like these spiritual moments sometimes been Holly. I didn't know you were just speaking a word. I've been a. Aala Maui minute. I literally was just like, he's, it's like sometimes I'm speaking, but then it's like, how's happen when we have strokes? Like we're gonna be talking about like no people.

Yeah. [00:13:00] Yeah. My grandpa, but I'm talking. I know what I'm saying. I know what I'm saying. And people like, they're like, okay, grampy. I'm like, back to bed, grampy back to back to bed, back to you. Grampy. Put him on his pretend podcast, . That's how they're gonna keep you occupied in the dementia ward. Oh no. They're gonna put these on you and put this in front and you're just like, with dementia, like, I like candles.

No. What's gonna happen is this, and they're gonna go every day and be. Is it Today's recording day, isn't it? And they're like, every day is recording day. Yeah. Every day's recordings, recording day's, every day they're gonna to listen to me, like, be like, what should we talk about today? And you tell the same story every same over every day.

They're like, he's on that part about the cops. Yeah. Here he goes. Oh, it's like that movie, uh, Fier 51st eight. It's like, oh, he stresses me the fuck out. Like, sorry, I can't, I can't remind you of your life over and over. I won't know. So what happened in Hak? So anyway, so Haleakala was very much like salt, the salt flats where, yeah, so everybody was in the car freezing cold and I was still kind of cruising around and I said, I need [00:14:00] another minute.

Oh, this is gonna get deep. And like, kind of like, so I went and stood by myself, like and reflected

I did reflect though. I did. I was like, and I said to. , you need to take this in right now because this is something special. Like you can't, this could be it. You can't get like, well, I think I thought of Holly . It's like you might only see this one time. Like this could be it for you. Truly. So soak it in.

Okay. So I like really was present for a second and it kind of freaked me out. Cause then I was all by myself and I was like, . So anyway, I don't know what kind of moment I had. Like a spiritual moment. No, I'm laughing. But I do that every time I ski. I literally have a moment where I'm on the hill at the top looking out at everything and I'm like, wow.

Like my life is incredible. Like, what the fuck? This is it. Fuck is happening. That's why I like skiing because you just Yeah. Vibe. You're going down the mountain, it's, and that's it. That's all you have to worry about. Well, and trees and I, oh [00:15:00] God, I'm sorry. I'm distracting. We'll get right. I read this thing on like Instagram of all places, but there was a post and it.

The more you're thinking about something, the more negative emotions you feel, the less you're thinking, the more positive emotions you feel. Interesting. So when you're in a zone, you're having great emotions, you're feeling great, you're almost in autopilot, but not, yeah. When I'm sliding down the hill, I'm not thinking about like, oh, I have to go pay that bill and I have to do this.

And the. No, I'm just like happy when you're standing in the salt, fat staring out, going like, this is incredible. Yeah. Like, I'm happy about you have no other thoughts in that moment. Everything is fine. So you were fully present, you felt great. Yes. It was really interesting being fully present. And I only hit that when I'm in, like I had to try meditating.

Usually I'm high. I hit that too. Um, honey, yes you do. But I also hit it like at really pretty places. Mm-hmm. really pretty places. I'll stand there and go like, I don't want, sometimes I need my own moment and I just go, oh wait. Like, I was like, I was like shaky breath. Like that's how impactful it was for me.

So no juicy jaw there. No juicy jaw there, except for almost on the way home. But, um, [00:16:00] so the way home we went to Del Taco, which, oh fuck, I like, I it was, is that like a West Coast Taco Bell? Yeah. It was all raved about. And I was like, I would've much rather Taco Bell like so. Oh, that's sad. So anyway, we did that.

That was that While I was fring around looking at nature, you were frolicking around Deer Valley skiing down one of the most popular ski areas in America. $300 a day lift. But we got it for 25 5. Thinks a lesbian Lisa, aunt Lisa is, she's a riot. Literally, I saw her and just instantly hugged her and like we got along right away.

I She is Bitch. Bitch, you're coming easy. You are coming to Columbus. She is so easy to, I love her. I, aunt Lisa the best. Yes. Aunt Lisa is the best She gave us like, Sunglasses, pens, stickers. Aw, she's so sweet. $25 lift tickets. Like Yeah, a $275 discount. So you have like all these people like rent. Oh, like I bought Michael's ticket obviously.

Cause I was like, Michael, I'll get this . It's a joke. It's a fucking joke. Yeah. We had a real, we really made out, if we're being fully honest, like would never have happened. No. We could not afford this place. Not the way we did it. No, no. [00:17:00] We'd be like one of the trash Wednesday boys. Oh yeah. No. I mean, so Deer Valley's beautiful.

It's skiers only so there's no snowboarders fucking up the snow. And it was cold though. It was windy, but it was, and it was deep, wasn't it? Like, weren't you guys getting like, I like at one point point, I just lost a ski. Like I turned a corner. I thought it was on a trail. Oh my God. And I looked down and I'm like, I don't have a ski on my right side.

Am I moving side? I didn't even feel it fall off. It just fell off. And so I was like, I don't have a ski. So where was it just right behind you? It was like five feet behind me, buried in snow buried. I, I didn't, you couldn't see it. Oh. So I had to be like, yeah, I saw some video and I was like, this doesn't, I don't know.

At that point you're like a little freaked out. You're gonna be like a really pro skier to enjoy the deep snow. You have to have different bindings and I didn't have 'em. Yeah. Cause I rented today this time. Yeah. I was try today. Today. So, um, so then you decided, okay, we're gonna be done since we're fancy.

You, where'd you go, bitch? We went to the St. Regis and we didn't ride the funicular up. We took a ski trail there. We went to the St. Reg. Oh, so you guys skied there. That's hot. So you pulled up [00:18:00] and you were like, I'm ready for appre girl. But it was like one o'clock appre. So anyway, um, this St. Regis is at the top of a hill.

You have to take a funicular up, which is like a little ride, I would say. Which by the way, I have like a video of like coming out, which by the way, I didn't even take the vernacular. I didn't even go to the St. Regis. So you didn't even go? No. Next year. I gotta sit there. So this is us. We're having a blast.

Actually, God, this is where I took picture. This is where I'm talking about lip filler. Carla Deville was there. Oh shit, honey. She's probably like so rich. And so her friends too, who clearly don't ski, are wearing, they're wearing tennis shoes. They don't ski. He's like those women, look, they have gear that's never been used.

Yeah. Brand new everything. Like I kept zooming in to try to get more evidence, but like, oh, what is that? Oh, we gotta post that now. Yeah, we gotta post this. Oh, that looks like Ricky. She was so fucking puffy. Honey. What was Ricky? Um, but then there was this hot male influencer who was there. So the St. Regis is like, and this was in, what was this place?

I'm sorry. I'm I'm sorry. What was it called? It was called the Something room. I don't care. Probably the [00:19:00] sentence. It was an outdoor bar. . Does that make sense? Yeah. Like it was like a little like tent, but it had a name. Was it a tent? It had a name where normally you need reservations, but we somehow showed up and gotten a table for an hour and a half for free.

Literally. Like, they were like, well, that's how we roll. Um, no. They were like, you sh you should have a reservation, but we'll seat you here. And I had some Moe, I had a little mot thing. She had to spend some money, A little money, honey. So the ST. Regs are like, so people watching wise, that's a great place to go.

Go. It's a great place to go if you. He's freaking me the fuck out. What? Oh, the . You just noticed it. That's you by the. That was your puppet. It kind of looks like you though. I'm not gonna lie. It does. It's freaking me out. Yeah. It's like, that's your but dead me. So, so St. Regis. Notice a puppet in the corner.

A puppet The corner. Like I thought we were talking about St. Regis. And I looked up, I saw something that looked a little like me. I was like, what the light? Like what are you talking about? Like, what the fuck? But yeah, St. Regis, St. Regis is for people watching the rich of the rich go there. There's all these, everyone who worked there had a French accent.

I don't know if it was real or fake.[00:20:00]

Do you want a ? I'm like, okay. Um, and then, yeah, we like walked around and then we skied back down. We came back to finished. That's, we finished at Deer Valley. We came back to the house and then you went and you went down to the bottom of the valley and then you went to the gay ski party, which that we decided, okay, we're driving up that hill.

So I'm driving the fucking ski party and from salt? From the salt flats. Yeah. Which was like, no. police stop back to the house. You're fucked up to Salt Lake. It was like, it started just getting darker, darker, darker. Then when we get up to the fucking mountains, I can't see shit. And then we get to Park City and it's like rush hour traffic in la I can't with on a mountain with pollution, with snow.

And I'm like, it's raining hard in here. It's raining hard's. Not that is, yeah.

What was that sound? Did you tap? Might be sorry to tap. Michael might be in the shower. been running up [00:21:00] that hill. That's creepy cuz the shower's not behind us, but it is because we haven't, we had to cock our other one. Oh, so he said shower in that one? Mm-hmm. . Okay. Um, so, You did the, so we met you at the Opry Ski, and this was on my first Opry Ski event where we found out, met, I had to wear my ski suit there, by the way.

Yeah, you guys were all in your ski outfits underneath, which I had, but you look cute on underwear on that's, but that's like the look like, you're like, good. Well, yeah, you're like, I took my ski suit off. Listen, if you go hot, just your jock strap, like you're not a skier probably. No. Like you look like athletic, you walk in.

Um, so the drama of that, that situation was Emma. Oh. I forgot my friend. Forgot that. Emma. Forgot. Emma. Emma. Emma. Emma. Emma. Emma. First of all, we love her. We love her to death. She happy birthday to her. Um, there is a little essence, ofk essence of. Falling apartness fully. Do you need another? But yeah, I need a drink.

But also I would say she's staying together. Great. It's not that, it's just that everything has a little [00:22:00] extra like So imagine that, oh no. A what? This license been expired for months because in November when I was like, okay, you're gonna run a car, she's like, well, I can't, cuz mine's expired. Okay. So it's been expired since November.

And why didn't she get it renewed since then? Because it's gonna take six months. Six months of what to wait for, I guess. So busy and awesome. So many people move there and stuff that they can't even fit you in, but I'm like, I feel it, but still, you should start the process, right? So you get it. Because at least if you have the processor, you can be like, officer, I right, I'm, I'm waiting on my new, new license.

I'm gonna, you would think I'm so sick of that shit. Why can't I just do it online? First of all, all of that should be like, I should not have to go to a bmv, dmv, whatever the fuck they're called to get a new license. They're such bitches like, you walk in, they're like, Do you have your form? No, you need to go back over there.

Fill it out. Oh, do you have your next? They make you feel stupid as fuck, like Yeah, they're like birth certificate. Like you go there once every like 10 years and they act like you should know the rules. They should know everything. Oh my God. It's so true. I walked in cause I had to do it a couple years ago, and then he was like, you're in the wrong line.

You go over there with that and they over there. I'm like, oh well. Oh well thanks for letting me know [00:23:00] because no one said that. Like, oh my god. Zero people said that. True. Yeah. So Emma, She's trying to get into this appre event. She doesn't have, she has IDs, doesn't have IDs, doesn't have a ticket. Doesn't have anything.

Doesn't have anything we get in though. But she got too, she got in. We had fucking angle, we had a finagle. We always have a talk guys at the door. Oh, we, I almost sucked his dick together. Well, and you got in the next day by sucking dick. Uh, not sucking dick, but. Mentally sucking dick, right? Not sucking dick.

So we go to the appre. Jim decided that he was gonna have, well, Jim had been drinking at the St. Regis, so he was, I was in, I was dead sober, so I was like not, I was walking around in long underwear and boots let's, and I was like, literally, like I had on only long underwear and underneath was a jock straps.

So you could definitely see the straps in the back and a little like long underwear. Yeah, that's all I had on because I was getting fucking hot in my ski suit because we didn't have time to go back to the house to change. Cuz the drive up the hill, the hill's dangerous. So we came from Deer Valley.

Mm-hmm. , we went to the fucking appre. Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm . And that was that. Mm-hmm. . Then we find out there's a basement at the appre. So we go down there. What are they down there? There's [00:24:00] strippers. Strippers. There are.

Dark lights, there's neon lights, there's neon colors, there's people dancing, there's a dj. So what do. No one's dancing on the dance floor. I go down with Amber.

Well, you tried to drag me and I go, Uhuh, you wouldn't come because you're, you're like mad. Well, I'll never come. No, but I was dead sober too. Like, you gotta remember, I drove all day sober. I would've gone down sober. You. Oh, I don't do dancing. I just think it's so awkward. Yeah. That's the fun. That's the fun of it though.

You're just like, fuck this. I know. It's really great. When I see people dance, I'm like, God, but it's really not that hard. You just like dance. You just move. [00:25:00] I think everybody's watching me. You can even dance poorly. Like I was dancing poorly. No one cared. But can I Honestly, after I danced with Amber for like half an hour down there, people started joining.

Well, yeah. You guys, and then it was packed. Yeah. And then it was packed and then it was. I always saw like, can I say something that's really inappropriate? Yes. So my dad, when he would dance at weddings, it would freak me the fuck out and gimme the oh feeling. And I feel like I look just like him. So that's why I don't dance.

Thank you. There it is. Here. It's so We have some trauma. We need to overcome my, I have a lot dancing available. I have a lot of trauma. We need to just get you dancing. I'm dealing with some trauma. It's bad. I have my therapy tomorrow though. My first therapy in like four weeks. Oh no, she's in trouble. And we hired somebody at work that looks just like my therapist.

I go, I said to her, I go, hi, um, do you know me? I was like, I need to let you know that every time I see you, I think you're my therapist. Like literally. And she goes, thanks. And I'm like, you're welcome. You're like sitting at lunch. You just start telling her everything. Oh, I said, I go, I'm not your therapist.

I said, if I share too much, just stop me. I'm like a clown there. Like everybody loves that. Love me. Yeah. Yeah. I remember Grace [00:26:00] being gay. I was gonna say, don't, don't feel pressure to be that like funny gay guy that everyone laughs at. Like Will and Grace. Like no, I'm not the funny gay guy, but I'm, cause a lot of gay guys feel that they have to be like the life of the party.

The funny one, I'm like the one that's trying to lean in it leads to okay. I'm like, good bye. I guess I'll see you tomorrow. And I, I'm funny and like, Passing. Like, I don't like standing, but then people at my work say I'm funny too. And I'm like, oh no, I'm not funny. I'm just a fucking character of you. But gays carry's funny though.

Anything about me. Gays are always funny because they have to be, we've learned it as a, either you're quiet or funny. Listen, if we don't have humor, we can't get through a trauma. Funny, quieter, bitchy. That's a gay for you right there. You're gonna get one of the three. You're gonna get the like Inver intro inverted.

The introverted ones, Inver inverted over here, bilateral. Um, uh, Thursday happens, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We just went back to the house and had food, right? What did we do Thursday for food? Went back to the house. We did get pretty drunk at that event. We'd go back to the house and we had something gone.

We pizzas. We just had something good. We had frozen pizza and cheese [00:27:00] sticks. We've been go, we had had gourmet all week. We needed a night of frozen pizza. We kind of needed a frozen pizza. I, I feel like, and honestly, it tasted fine. It was really fucking good and I dipped it in that green sauce, chef Jonathan Harrison made and it was so fucking good.

Aw. Chef, chef Jonathan Harrison. I just love them. I love them. I really, really do. Um, I think I like them more. Hmm. I don't know. I think I like them a little more than you. Yeah, same. Okay. Um, you're witnessing a friend breakup right now live. Um, so then Friday comes around, you go to a little light ski, literally light, like very, I was like, see, we skied lightly because a light, we had a, it was awful deep.

It was hard again. Hard again, cardigan. Oh, it was so fucking hard. So then there was the other micro group that was like, we're gonna go down and drink while they ski. You guys came back way early. I was like, we didn't get a car forever. Everyone else. I came back before you lefty. I was really bitchy. You were like, you can't fucking leave with us.

No, I was golf. I had people, well, I had a moment where I was like, I want to just be alone. Not even [00:28:00] alone, but like you and Michael Yeah. Are my two. Yeah. I wanted to be away from both of you. Right? You had to get away. I just needed a moment. Like, just a fucking moment. Well, because I wanted to get drunk and be fun and I did.

You did. And then he showed up and then it was fun when we showed up, I was like, oh, he's having fun. Oh, I was blacked out. Um, fully blacked. Um, it was perfect cuz we, we walk into this fucking saloon. The hottest man. Oh, I just forgot. And now I, I did too. I just, that's why I just said, oh no, there were so many hot gingers there.

Not just ginger. No, not just gingers, but the percentage of gingers hot. The quality of men there. And we are gonna play a clip. I got of them. Oh, looking. Our friend chef Amber. Up and down and up and down and up. Like a quick, like, I mean, there are I fucking going, going on and on, I mean,

I went in the bathroom. We're like standing there going. Yeah, we're panic panicking. What? Fuck you wanna, nobody wants to look at us. We're just staring into the blank. Oh, you want a little [00:29:00] average white man. So sometimes you have to use your hot girlfriends to get the guys around. Andre like, and it worked and yeah.

Well, and then you get to touch a little pee. Pull some pee now. Um, so you guys go do your thing on the roof. We got drunk, blah, blah. I did see up relief. Big dick in the bathroom. Oh my god. Those urinals stressed me out. Cause there was no, I freaked out, but nope, he was, I'm so sick of big dicks. But anyway, I remember, oh wait, I, I I, this last trip that I have a little dick fetish, little dick, hot body flash.

I forgot you have a little dick fetish. It's gotta be a pack on a hot body on Aha. Body. And I do too. Cause you started showing me pictures that I, the whole thing in your mouth. And it's like, fine. It's like not a problem. And he's not threatening. No threatening. But he's like, muscley. So you're like, oh. So he is still above my pay grade, but he's like, I can shove the whole thing going.

The I can't, I can deal with that. I can work my way up. Work your way up, babe. And you know, even if he fucked you, it'd be like fingering. So you're like, right, it's fine. So you could take it all the time. Ow, ow. Oh, you're so fucking big. But he knows the [00:30:00] one that I followed knows he's not big. He's like, yeah, I'm the small, like, it's like a thing he likes.

It's hot. I'm sorry. That means he's comfortable in his body. Oh, he's learning. I love small dicks like that. He's a football player. He was like an ex-co full player. What? And now he doesn't show his face. Oh, it's so fucking, so I wanna see, I wanna know all the dicks he's seen. Oh, he sees 'em all the time.

And he, he says, this is my, this is my dorm mate. He's still in college. He said, this is a dorm mate, blah, blah, blah. Oh, it's so hot. I can't, I'll send you the link. Um, so Friday, we're, Friday's where it gets fun. Friday got fucked up after the fucked up part. So we go to the saloon, we see all these hot men, and then we're like, we gotta go to the opera event.

We gotta make our appearance. Well, we get there and uh, there's no tickets available for anybody. I don't have a ticket. They said that you can't, I didn't have a ticket cause Mike already inside. I was standing in the stairwell like so. I can't get in at all. So Amber and I get this guy who loved me from the night before.

I'm like, sorry. So Amber and you, yeah. Somehow suck that guy's dick mentally or whatever. Cuz he saw Amber was No, he was girl. Yeah. He was obsess with him. We saw you and you were like, nah. He [00:31:00] thought Amber was an influencer and so he thought I was her friend. Well, she kind of, it she is, she kind of. Yes, she is.

I mean, well, we'll get to that. Um, I mean, we're under 10 K followers on Instagram. This is no shade. But like, he thought she was bigger than that. Like huge, like, yeah, like, like millions. He literally was like, oh girl. And I'm like, because she's got that vibe. And that's all. She's gonna be there. And that's all you need in life.

You know what? That's all you fucking need. Slow game's actually worth it more than the fast game. It is, is a slow game. Here we're learning that I, we

I don't know what Sloan means. Say it. I'm Kocide. Have you ever heard G Glacial Glacial? The glacial game is the good game. Yeah, it's weird. I don't know. We actually got a lot of hits though from. So, okay. I'll talk to you about that later. But anyway, so we go to this new party, we sneak everybody in.

Everybody gets in cause we suck the guy's dick at the front. Not really, but once again I head to the bathroom, head to the bathroom, have a little, have a few chats, have a fews moments. I'm chit chatting with Michael and them cuz they were at the table. Ash, I [00:32:00] was actually stressed about Ashley cuz she's like, ain't you're paying $30.

I'm like, yeah, I was where she go. I didn't, where she, she did not even have to pay for law Jane. I didn't even pay to get in, so. Right. I'm like, why did you leave? But then I. Wait, I have to go get a drink on the way back from the bathroom. So, so from behind I go, that's slutty. Puffing. That's his fiance.

That's slutty, puffing. Who was it? I literally Whitaker Slutty. Puffing and Whitaker. Whi I What? Er, I had a panic. I called you twice cause I was like, Bobby, I didn't even see the call. I had, I you didn't pick up so because you were blacked out. You know I'm blacked out , so I'm like standing there like, what do I do?

What do I do? Do I say hi? I don't wanna say hi unless Bobby's here. I don't wanna like get invested and get in conversation and then I'm there and you're like, I just talk about that. Yeah. So that's why I was like, I've gotta find Bobby. I've gotta find Bobby. So like, they like walked away, I got a drink, but then they were over by you anyways and they had.

Amber and Jonathan. So Amber ran up and goes, oh my fucking, yep. He recognized them from the show. I think [00:33:00] he actually started watching the show after like the Super Bowl. Yeah. And then watched season one and then he's like, oh my God, you guys are on the show. There you go. So they chitchat for like 45 minutes.

Me, I'm a little awkward when it comes to celebrities because I don't want to, I'm You don't wanna overstep? No, I don't ever wanna overstep, but I'm almost like under where I'm like, and also I was extremely out of it. Well, I knew. Yeah. Oh my God. Same sense. Yes. I was like, yeah, like I was like, oh, I was in a full blackout and they, I was like, what are those Jinx right there?

What do you have? He's like, tequila, sodas that are like, they're like this, but a tere so size. They're like, so I'm like, I'll take that like a. full. We didn't need that. So we talked to Slutty. It's 5:00 PM so we're talking to Whitaker. So we talked to Whitaker. He knew we know what to do. I thought you love Whitaker.

Yeah, Whitaker's like so fun. I honestly, he's kinda hard. I wanna see his dick. I wanted to fuck him. Well. Okay. I'm gonna be honest. I wanted to fuck him. I accidentally was like, yeah, and then like touched his shoulder and was like, oh, I can't do that. Can't do. He's like, Okay. Can I say something? He's a daddy, but he's like a rich, like hot, if that makes sense.

So like, yeah. You can see he's like, he's been to the [00:34:00] Hamptons and he just sail. Oh, he's been everywhere. He, he's sails. He, he's not, no, no. He's, well, they live on a golf course near Deer Valley is what he said. And I can say that because s Sluff and posted all the time. Yeah. Like he post his home. But like Whitaker, oh my God.

If it doesn't work out with Slutty Puff and Whitaker, he's by. Hi. We did hear that a. So then, and he is, and he is, and that's fine. He was married to a woman. He's part of the L gb. Um, you left out t there and I notice you left out T So then Slutty turns. Then I go, which I had had a conversation with Slutty via email and Instagram, and he got confused.

Whatever reason that is. He was like, are you, he asked, are that podcast? He goes, are you that podcast that like your friend keeps messaging me? I'm like, yep, that's it. Mm-hmm. , that's the one. He won't quit. He won't quit. I don't quit. He won't quit and guess. We had a really great conversation with Slutty.

Puffing. He's nice. He's like so hot. Number one in in person. He's so hot. That was a I know. That's the thing. I was like, and he's like very animated. You are. He was. He is who he is. [00:35:00] Starr. , but he is who he is. Like it's not, it's not a front on the No. He literally was like, how he is, how he fucking God. I was like, yeah, you're being nice to me.

Oh my God, what's happening? I, no, no. He's seriously, he's exactly like he is on Instagram. It's great. It's, he was great. I talked to him about like little insider secrets. Yeah. I like, he was just so cool. And we weren't even talking about as good advice too. We didn't have, well, that's what it was. It wasn't even like a try this.

He bought us drinks and you didn't, you. I didn't want him to have to buy me a drink cuz I, he said a phrase like, I'm buying this drink for you because blah, blah, blah. And I was like, no, I think he, I think he actually felt guilty because we were so like chill and cool that he could have actually sat with us with the microphones.

But I think just the approach and how quick it happened, it was one of the things where he is like, well, let me buy you a drink. And I was like, I was like, okay, you don't have to, I don't give, I'll take the you literally bad. But we talked to him 45 minutes. It's been, it was great. Like slutty popping is the shit you need to follow him.

Like we have been talking about him for four years now. Oh yeah. He's been a hero through Covid. When he got kicked out of Disney. Disney World. Right. And I said [00:36:00] ago, literally like, I want to go a slutty granny and him to, oh my God. Sty Granny. Yeah. I'm sorry. Keep hearing noises. I'm freaking out. It's a little rainy.

Okay. It's rain. Okay. But yeah, so we met our hero. In Park City, like how, and meanwhile it's like 5:00 PM by the way, it'd be like meeting Meg Salter or like, oh, my imagine, Caleb or Meg. We would not know what to do actually though. They'd be even more like, I love slutty, but like, oh my God. If I met Megan, first of all, I'd be like, I don't know.

Oh, Meg. Fuck, Meg, are you being certain? I'm a lesbian now. Oh, he's got a pussy now. So we ended that and we went to dinner , where I was in a full blackout. Um, I was like, I'll take my bra. I just realized, I just realized like, , there was this table on this other side of this barrier. Mm-hmm. at this dinner.

Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm. . And I didn't think they could hear me. No, not your end. My end. The frat table? No. No. Oh, the frat round table was one thing. We had a gay table. Right. On the other you had a gay table on the other side of your barrier and you had another one. So I'm [00:37:00] facing this direction. There's a barrier here behind our friends.

Mm-hmm. behind the friends. Mm-hmm. . You were at this and you had a I had my own barrier. Friends. You had a gay table? Yeah, I had like, Throuple table with like a one, two guys and one girl, probably like a couple and a straight friend. And I was wondering, I didn't realize they could hear us. And so every time we were talking about the round table of like all the gay, the, well not gays, like the frat boys.

Frat boys, and they all had wedding rings. Like they're all, why are they all together and why are they all together in Friday night? They're sucking like they're all sucking jerk know. They go back to the house with the play Peters on. They're like, bro, Bro. Like, fuck bro, my wife won't gimme any pussy anymore, bro.

Like, fuck, cool, watch that. Fuck bro. And they sit on the couch and they like, start up, bro. I like, I like when she gimme me sloppy toppy, bro. Do, do you care if I jerk off? I'm just like, really horny. And then you're like, next thing you know they're in the media room all jerking off and it's like to a porn on the big screen, even fucking, I'm.

I don't need to, cause I know it happens. So we're talking about that table. But then I didn't realize that this little table of throuple could hear us talking about it. [00:38:00] And so finally like this one guy like looked over at me after I said something outrageous and I was like, I go uhoh, that table behind the barrier doesn't like what we're saying.

And he just started dying laughing. And I love that he talks to us, he's like, you can say whatever you want. And he was straight, but I was like, that's fine. Okay, good. He wants. I mean, I kept going to the bathroom to give him a hint, but he didn't come. Well, well, he didn't come to the bathroom. in the math.

On the bathroom, on the, yeah, in, well he came well on in, in the bathroom, but not on, yeah, it was very hot restaurant, but I was blacked. I will tell you that whole dinner I looked down at you. Do you remember the gift you got? Yeah, I'm a whore. Yep. You got a book? I got a book called, um, the Life of a Whore or something.

I have it downstairs. I'm gonna, It's about our True Life Park City woman that was a whore. Which honestly, if you're gonna be a whore dude with rich people, that period. Wow. I mean, that's a quote of the day , honestly. Like if you're gonna be a whore, dude that sums up Make that money. No, that sums up our trip.

It does. Because we need to. [00:39:00] Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. So anyway, those of you that want to hear the stories and now we're at 50 minutes. Great. So honestly, this has been a recap episode. Really that's, but I do wanna know our one voicemail though. Okay. Because I do feel like we need to do that. We'll do sundries and we'll be done.

Stop biting your fucking lip. You can't help it. No, you gotta stop. It's, I didn't bite my nails lip. I, I know they're weird and I ripped 'em all off. It's weird how long yours are. Cause mine aren't that long. Look how, look how long yours are coming to mine. Weird. Yours don't grow. You don't have vitamins.

Okay. . You don't have the vitamins. All right. Here's our voicemail of the week. Hi, uh, my name is Justin. Mm-hmm. . I am 28. I guess the reason I'm not feeling well is I'm just not happy with myself. I've been trying to figure out my sexual identity. I believe I may be gay, but I'm not a hundred percent certain.

I mean, I, my sister believes that I know what I am, but I'm not afraid to admit it and, well, I'm not [00:40:00] certain if I am, but I feel like I am, but I'm not certain if that makes sense. I'm just not certain of who I am. I want to be happy. I want to interact with someone. I want to connect with someone cause I'm very lonely.

So, and that's why I'm not loud. It's just I'm very lonely, I guess. Anyway, I just wanna say also love the podcast. Always look forward to listening to it. Always make my day better. Oh, take care. Okay. I love Justin because I get that feeling. Do you remember that fucking feeling? Oh yeah. Of being like, all I want to do is find my community, find my crowd.

I want to fit in, I want to connect, but where the fuck are they? What do I do? That was me in undergrad. I'm at Notre Dame. I'm like, where the fuck are the gay age? No, but we know what it is. I think it's 20. Oh, he's 28. Yep. That makes sense. I've seen that. Is that was you? That was you. Oh my God. Okay, so Justin, dad, tell no, seriously when I, I was 28.

I moved here to [00:41:00] Columbus and I came out of the closet at 28. Um, best thing in my life, um, when you finally let go of the fear of just being you and you meet somebody that's in your community and you start connecting with people and friends, and then you start. , there is no better feeling in the world to actually have people that understand what you went through or what you're going through.

Do you know what I mean? Like, not to get too deep, but like, I feel real. Like you, you don't, nobody knows what gay people go through during high school and middle school and elementary school. We're always trying to avoid being called a faggot, and it's a lot of work. Okay. And so when you finally find your crew, you're like, I can be a faggot and they're gonna love me.

Does that make sense? Oh yeah. Oh no. You're looking at me like I'm high . Oh, I am. Everyone hates me. No, no, no. It makes sense. You find a crew of people who see you for who you are, and you're going, okay, I am gay. Fuck it. Fuck it. I don't give a fuck. And then you become more confident [00:42:00] with people you thought you would never come out to.

Yeah. You're like, I'm gay. That's me. And, and you have your friends, you know, you're wearing nail polished work, like, and wearing a jock strap on a Thursday night for no reason, just blacked out. Um, next thing you know, you're sucking dick on a patio, uh, . Next thing. And you know, you're on Craigslist for hours, um, which I was on for years.

But Justin, next thing you know, you're burning down your bed after jerking off on camera on Yahoo Chat. Next thing you know, you were just a little early, before long. Like I was just premature only fans, you know what I mean? I was almost there. You could have done only fans, God, if I was, if I was 20 now.

I'd be rich. You would? Cause I was showing that hole. I was showing that face. I didn't give a fuck. I had a hot body. Cause I was like kind of beefy, but like You still have a hot body. Well I do. Yes. Don't forget that. No, you're right. Thank you. You would make money on only right now. There's literally no one like you on only fans.

I just wanna point that out. Okay. So if somebody wants to, to write me and guarantee me, let's just not show your face and boom, I'm not even kidding. Really. [00:43:00] There. I, I have never seen or been like promoted or shown for a chubby. Someone who looks like you want, well, like a big bear boy. No, not there. It's not there.

Well, . So Justin, hang in there. You're not alone and I'm glad that you listened to the show and yeah, I love that. Thanks for calling in. Yeah, thank you for calling in. Thank you for, I want an update. I want. I do too. Two months from now I want you to fucking call in. Well, and Justin and tell us what's happening.

Justin's a really big fan of the show, so like he, he'll write me, I think I apologize on Instagram. Yeah, he'll, he'll like write me and be like, that was awesome and I love it. So yeah, your communication skills, you need to start communicating with us. Keep doing it because I don't, I want to know. Two, two year, two.

Oh no. . Two months from , two months from now. I want to know. Yeah, I want to hear. I want an update because, and don't be, what I would say is, like Bobby said, don't be afraid of big changes because there are. Sometimes a big change is needed in your life for you to fully, and then you're like, Hmm, Bobby moved to [00:44:00] another city and never, that was my, yeah.

I had big change. Big change. And I was like, I went to school in a different city. I big change. Yeah. When you are not influenced by your at-home people. Yep. Because you mentioned your sister and while she probably means, well, I don't think you need to listen to her. No, you do not. Yeah. You're gay. Yeah.

You're bi. Yeah. Yeah. You're gay. Whatever you're Yeah. You're that. Don't label. Don't even label yourself. Find out. Just go out, figure it out. You might be attracted to this person, that person you one night and then you pussy to the next. Like, it's fine, it doesn't matter. And then have a T dick in your hole.

Ugh, love. Good. Ugh. I mean, I'm just saying the bigger the better. Um, so don't worry about Justin. Thank you for calling. That's all Suns. So we were supposed to talk about failure, so I guess we'll wait for next week for failure. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. Today's what it, it is. I think this is a good episode.

I think it was, we needed to get it all out. We needed to get out that we had more stories and everyone was asking about it, but it's like we don't have, like we needed to have, I don't know. It's just so, no, we had that. We had to, I dragged fucking all these bags. Um, You know, with me there. And then we didn't even record half the time inside.

People didn't even take their [00:45:00] fucking shirts. People didn't rec. Yeah. What the fuck was that about? Half the people I know. That's where I'm like, I'm, I'm and I'm You paid for it. They paid for it. This, I'm literally wearing the shirt's. The official 2023 shirt. Get yours now Available on not well.com. Just kidding.

They're not available. It's exclusive. But you know what? You know what is available are com pig shirts. Oh yes. Fems a mu Fat's a plus hat. I have one as well. It's hot. We also have Daddy hats and Big Boy, big Boy gear. So on our website, I love how active have you've been this week? Cause I'm like, I'm fucking posting this.

He told he's right. Yep. Comment post cuz you never know what's gonna And got my drone one, I tagged like literally 12 people from to Columbus. Have you have to Orange Barrel Media. I, and they liked it and Lueck Tower liked it. Yeah. I'm, I'm done. I know how to do it now. Like Slutty has got, Slutty. Thank you.

Slutty said. Tag celebrities. No sundries this week. We're good. Well, do you want to? I have a sundry. Okay. Do it. You've had this happen to you. Everyone. Everyone in every city has had this fucking happen to you. And you know what? [00:46:00] Cheers to the people who are in these groups, but I wanna say a big fuck you.

To the people who run in groups. You know how there's a big group of runners, there's like literally a hundred runners and they just take over the fucking road, or they take over the fucking sidewalk and you're driving along and then you're like, oh, I have to turn here. Oh, I can't because there's 100 runners and they're just far enough apart to annoy you, but not close enough that you just like, I'm gonna wait.

Like, you're like, oh, there's a gap coming up. I can. Oh no. Someone picked up speed and started running into the fucking road. I can't turn right because there's all these fucking runners and you don't wanna hit 'em. Some have lights, some don't. Some are impossible to see. Why are you running in groups like this on a major road?

Go run in a fucking park. Go run along the river in Columbus. I don't care, but don't run on the roads. I drive on. I'm sick of the groups. I'm also sick of the big biker groups. If you like to ride bikes, ride on a road, no one's on, go to the suburbs. Go ride in a cul-de-sac [00:47:00] and down a little street with no cars on it.

Don't come down the high street. Don't come down broad. Don't go anywhere. I'm driving because I am so sick of wait driving. Walking's like they're all around annoying to stop you. If you're walking, you can't even cross the street. You're like, oh, here comes the biker gang. And it's all these fucking bikes.

I'm not talking about motorized bikes, I'm talking about like bicycles, but. Literal bicycles. Just the lead, bro. A pack. Brian, take the lead. 200 bicycles trying to cross in front of you. You're just trying to get somewhere hundred, buy anything is a lot. All these fucking runners. And it's like, I know you're trying to relive your college days like we were running.

It's just like, No, it's fine. You're just a little overweight and I know you're trying to get back into fitness, but like to go run somewhere else. My favorite's like, well, this will be me eventually, like old people who used to be muy, who are like flabby now. And I'm like, girl. And then after everyone cr everyone crosses road and I'm able to turn, I look to my left and I see there's one runner who's way far behind the pack.

That's, and I'm just like, what are you doing? He's the, what are you doing? Like literally he's the fat in the femme. It's not really running in a group if you're not with the [00:48:00] group. That's what I wanna say. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Well, maybe he's just tr That's my sundry. I like it. I think it's, I think it's legit.

And honestly I was thinking that today, like yeah, it's just you need to stay outta the fucking roads. Um, my sundry isn't a sundry, my sundry is actually a suggestion. A k a also something I need to run by you. Cause I think it's a really good idea for me. It has nothing to do with you actually. What? Yeah.

So I had the grand idea today, and I wasn't even high or anything that I was gonna decide to find like the top 12 camp gay campgrounds in America. Okay. Following. Okay. I was gonna write 'em all. An email. Yeah. A generic, each of 'em, but mm-hmm. , but all of an email Yeah. That says, hi, I have a drone, like I have of my license, da da da.

I will film the campsite for you in exchange for me staying there for. and then even for like three days, like a long weekend. Well, that's what I'm saying. So like we could get the shots right? I get the shots in 30 minutes. Oh my God. I've still never been doing a daycare. That's not [00:49:00] a, is not a cool idea though.

I feel like I was like, I could take off my. . Hi. I could just travel the world and just do drone shots. I'm so obsessed with like, I want have an art style. Now I'm, wait, I just had a vision. Yeah, yeah. Like it's happening. Like I think the drone is releasing. Well, after watching the ski drone shots, I was like, yeah, bye.

I can see what this is like. I was like, suddenly I'm like, yep, I want to get a picture. You know, the skiers that we're skiing up and up and up. Mm-hmm. . Yeah. I want to get a picture of all naked men on the ground, but like from up high. It's kinda like, do you know who Spencer Tunic is? No. Okay, we'll look him after this.

Look up Spencer Tunic. Okay. He does like massive groups of nude people in random places. But like it was a while ago, and now with the drone, like you can like probably get some pretty cool shots where he was on like top of like a, oh, I'll show you also, I know who you're talking about. Yeah. Spencer tuning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of crazy what it's art, you know what I mean? I love this. Yeah. And I have an announcement and I don't know, I think maybe we'll see how you react. Um, you have cancer? No. Oh, [00:50:00] not. Oh, probably skin cancer somewhere. No, we all do. Um, so I don't know how big of a fan you are, but July 11th, um, jinx Monsoon is coming to town and I got us, uh, second row seats and we're gonna be right in front of her or right in front of them.

They, they, oh my God. Tuesday night and we're gonna be wearing not well gear. We're gonna have wigs, we're gonna look, be. And we're gonna get noticed. Where is it at? It's at Kimba Live, but it's indoors, I think. Yeah. Wow. So she's like really selling out the crowd. Oh. There were very few seats left and we're Why you always, we are in March and it's in July, and they were literally like balcony seats.

I'm like, we're not fucking doing that. So I got second row seats and yes, they were expensive, but it's worth it. We need to get noticed. I'm sorry. Because, no, because she looks down and sees people and like calls us out in a crowd and we're like, we're with that. Well, and I'll be like, she's like, not well, and then she just, yeah, yeah.

Come on. Our show literally, well, actually, she's trying to get her on the show actually. Now I should write. She'll be in Columbus. Yeah. [00:51:00] We need to write her. We're like people and be like, listen, we couldn't get front row because bitches sold them out. Second row is not first row, but it's something. Second row is good though.

Cause you're not exposed to the artist completely and you cannot, and it's not completely in the middle, like Right. Literally there's like four seats in front of us and then you're out Because the second row is like longer. So like we can get out easier. Yeah. Okay, good. They come and I got these passes where we don't have to wait in the fucking line in front where, you know, like where you're on that street on Neil and like you're driving on your right side when you're driving down Neil.

Mm-hmm. . , all these fucking people waiting in line. We have V ip, we have v i p passes. So we just, we just walk up and be like, we're V V I P and then honey, uh, it's gonna be the best night. Oh my God. Only thing it's Tuesday. It's a Tuesday. It's fine. It's a fucking Tuesday. Fuck it. We'll just be drunk on a Wednesday, Bobby.

It's a Tuesday. . I know. I'm not good on Tuesdays. I know, that's why I'm a little nervous. I'm gonna be fucked up. It'll be fun. So, yeah. Oh my god, I got those. So exciting. I saw that today and I'm like, this is one performer. Like, cuz they were. Well, actually she goes by she too, so fuck it. They, they, she were in [00:52:00] Chicago musical.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, so they have like a, they have a fucking career. Like they have a career coming. Hello. We need to see them when we can. Right. This is like, and we can afford it. I'm so happy for her. Um, yep. There it is. So, so this has been another episode of Not Well, I'm Jim. And I'm Bobby. You're really, please, I want you to give us a call.

Call us please. Six one four seven two one five three three six one four four seven two one five three three six. Yeah. Have a good week. Have a good week, and don't be afraid to be yourself. Yeah. And we'll be back with a lot next week. Cause we had a whole, we've got a lot list of things written down and we had to go over the trip.

Sorry. We had to, and we actually got really into it. We, I loved that. I had so much to say. There was a lot to say. I don't think we realized how much happened from the Wednesday. Plus we were a little bummed on Wednesday. Cause it was like we were snowed in and then we couldn't leave the house. We couldn't go out, we couldn't do a thing.

We were trapped. We're like, what do we do? Everyone have a great week. Goodbye. [00:53:00] I wish I could really tongue pop. How ow what just happened? Like pussy. Oh my God, my fucking pussy.