Unmasking Hilarity: Vulnerability, Bathroom Chronicles, and Cocaine Cats

In a recent uproarious episode of "Not Well with Bobby and Jim," our dynamic duo dished on their lives, from business ventures to nail painting, and even discovering new kinks. Subscribers are flocking, possibly due to their scandalous collaboration with "slutty puffing," and Bobby's Blue Mouth Media is taking the world by storm. But it's not all fun and games; they also tackle the hypocrisy of Tennessee's Lieutenant Governor and his anti-LGBTQ+ crusade, while secretly leaving supportive comments on gay Instagram posts. Sneaky!

The hosts keep the laughs rolling, discussing an exotic cat high on cocaine in Ohio, their experience at a soccer game, and the bizarre restroom situation at the event. From mysterious Havana Syndrome to the manipulation of information by news networks, they stress the importance of critical thinking and questioning what we're fed by the media.

As they dive into vulnerability and self-discovery, the speaker opens up about their struggles with acceptance as a homosexual and the masks they wear in different situations. Therapy sessions lead to the idea of attending a retreat or workshop to become more vulnerable and connect with others facing similar challenges. They also ponder embarking on a solo trip to explore new experiences. And, in true Bobby and Jim fashion, they wrap up with a hilarious debate on judging peoples d*ck size based on the stream they produce when peeing

This conversation truly has it all!

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Transcript

[00:00:00] Okay. Okay. Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Not Well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. Thank you for, uh, joining us . Thank you to all of our new listeners. We actually have an uptick in subscribers. Okay. And I wonder if that's part of your posting point. It is. I'm slutty puffing it. So, oh, slutty puffing really did teach out.

He did help us. He was a good teacher. I have a post with him, with the, one of the three of us, the bay, the Otter, and the pop in. And I say, you need to follow this motherfucker bubble. I like to say this. All this nice stuff. So I'm hoping he like reposts. Okay. I love it. Um, so basically, yeah, welcome everybody to another episode.

He's Bobby. And I'm Jim. We already . Oh, okay. It's like, uh, I'm a business owner officially. Wait, what? Yeah. Did you know that? No. Yeah. No, I didn't know that. Oh, really? Well wait, what does that mean? It means I can't read cause I don't have glasses cause I'm not allowed to wear them. Baba Woo. how, uh, it's called.

I fucking paid $200 and I [00:01:00] signed up for an llc. So we're officially, uh, a limited liability company and I have Arin and not well underneath it, under Blue Mouth Media, which is now an official business. We can write all this off. Mm-hmm. . That's why I wanna get a camera, so, okay. So anyway, yeah, so I'm a business owner now for some reason.

I don't know why yet, but we'll see. Just protection. Most businesses have a product to sell. Well, mine would be my services with the drone. Yes, for sure. Or, or this honey you're selling a lot, you're giving honey. I could bring this on the road and just have people who wanna a do podcast. I'll just show up and produce it for and go home.

And charge 'em a shit ton of money if you have something to say. I like that. Cause you have all the gear, right? I'll just, so then they could just be like, yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's record. And I, I'll show up on a Wednesday here. I do all, you know what you should do? You should go to like old people's birthday parties out in the country and be like, I want you to tell stories about your loved one.

And then like, for an hour, they have a story hour where like everyone comes and sits down, gives a story about that's year old. That's actually really a good idea. You could advertise it or like go to like a 90 [00:02:00] year old ancestry.com because that's where they, like you find your ancestors. I don't know, I'm just like kind of, well, I'm think going with this.

Yeah. No, but I, I agree with you and I'm thinking it would be really cool to be able to like, go to these parties and be like, okay, Bethel's turning a hundred. Yes. Let's talk to Bethel. Like Bethel. What's your, what's your advice for people? You know, what did you see? What was the craziest thing you saw in your life?

So, and you could record it and make a video for them to have forever. Like they're like, and then it's also its own. And then when they die, they could play it at the funeral and it's their own podcast. Like, I actually started second podcast doing old people stories like pasta grannies on Instagram. Oh, it's already happened.

Um, pasta. Well, they just like go around Italy and like film these old ladies. Really old ladies making pasta. Oh, so good. And like from each region? Mm mm Oh my God. So yeah, I have that as an update. Okay. I love that update. I'm just gonna give my updates and you can give yours. Okay. If you even have any, I don't know.

I have a lot, but like some of them I think you may have. I have to do this. Yeah. So I decided that I'm going on a gay trip by myself. What? Yeah. [00:03:00] Um, I'm going towards the end of April. I don't like Right before you go to your trip. Okay. Hold on. We're getting to what I wanna say. So I asked you earlier about Labor Day.

Okay? So we're going gay camping on Labor Day weekend, but we're gonna go, like, we're flying somewhere or we're going somewhere. We're not gonna stay around here. I don't want the Columbus Gays No. In West Virginia. So I have a few. So what I'm gonna do for you later when you're, you know, uh, not busy and you're just kinda like playing around on Twitter, I'm gonna send you a few of these places that I really want to go to.

And all I gotta do is type in, for example, I mean, and now, okay, I just need like a glimpse. So mind you, gate camping's interesting because it is kind of like the, the melting pot of the gay community. You have some really hot guys and you have some knot, you have some old, you have some young, you have some, what's the forest?

You're gonna have some trolls and nos. There's some trolls that definitely go camping, but they're also super nice and welcoming and so that's why I'm going on my personal journey. Oh God. Because you're gonna get fucked so many times. No, but I need to be, we'll go all into it, honey. I have a lot to say. I need to be railed.

Well, not railed, [00:04:00] but am I was railed this week. Thank you. I'm back in. I'm back in business. Oh god, I'm sorry. So like for example, so one of the camps I want to go to, which I might go by myself, I don't know, but I want might go with you, I'm just gonna see is Grizzly Pines or, let's see. No, hold on, let me do, um, let me do, what is it?

What is one? Oh, the woods. Oh my god. You gotta look that up. Okay, now I can do this in Twitter or what? Yes, you just go and I'm typing in this, the woods camp. Or the Woods Resort, I guess you gotta sort of like the Woods Resort. You gotta tailor it. Oh, so this is what happens at gay camping? Like all over the place.

Oh, what? Yeah. Like, oh, hey, just, hey, just hanging out in the woods. Oh. Oh, we've gotta go. Okay. And so Labor Day is like the biggest, uh, we gotta get cabins like immediately. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll talk about that after this. But anyway, so I also got a message from somebody who, when I was talking about, I was talking about camping last week, about the drone thing.

Okay. I got a message from somebody. I've been looking at this place and I've been looking at this [00:05:00] timeframe. One of our listeners, Eddie, okay. Eddie messaged me and says, Hey, I heard you talking about camping. You should really go to Grizzly Pines, like da da da da da. We're going there April, blah, blah, blah.

And I go, funny you say, Because I was thinking about going, but he wants us to go there and he's going on Labor Day. Okay. So I'm almost like, what I wanna do is have a vote. Where is this? It's in Houston, Texas, just outside. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. It's gonna be hot. It's gonna be hot as hell. But Labor Day will be good.

Cause you're, it's a pool. You're all gonna naked. I need be naked. Yeah, right. So, or j or whatever you wanna wear. Whatever you're comfortable with and you'll be full to naked. Um, yeah. So then I was thinking maybe we should do like a, like make it a thing, like Yeah. Since he'll already be there and he was like, oh my God, he thought you were going on the first trip.

And I go, well, and I also wanna go somewhere else though. Before then. Before then too. Like maybe a warm up. We have to go. Yeah, like closer, but like a drive kind of place. Like maybe nearby. Nearby. Okay. So anyway, that's the big thing for me right now is becoming vulnerable and going to gay campgrounds.

And I like, I love this. Thank you. Was this therapist [00:06:00] recommended or was this just on your own? You don't even know. My therapist said I'm gonna go into it. It's my second topic. So. We'll, we'll get there. But is that why you're not getting high right now? Um, yeah. You're in trouble. Well, I just wanted to be more clear.

Oh, this episode? Oh no, I'm still drinking. Oh, you still No, no, no. Not to get, I'm like, I just, I want to be clear. I feel like, oh, I don't know. I feel like, like really big too. Compared , like, I dunno if it's the white and the black or like, what's happening here. Oh God. I literally like looked up and I can't see.

I feel like you just see shapes. I just feel like it's one, I'm like, you're my shadow at this point. So let me get my librarian glasses on. Fuck. Fuck. . Oh, honey. Oh honey, it's not, it is. It's cause I'm wearing black. Yeah. And I'm, I need to sip this. I'm swimming. You're filling out. It's fine. I'll Photoshop myself.

Umm, just kidding. I don't know how , um, so anyway, that's my update. The llc, I love that. Gay camping and then us going camping. And finally, I can't waste this camping. And we'll do like a th like, I'm not gonna bring a lot of stuff. Like, it'll be, so we're not doing a trip to like Boston. [00:07:00] Well, and now I was thinking end of May, maybe we can do a campground, a camp trip.

Yeah. That's cheaper. That's what I was thinking. Way cheaper. I mean, these cabins are like cheap. Familiar you that and you get like a, I mean, it's fun. It's like Yeah, you can be naked because like trips are adding up quickly. Yeah, they are. They are. And you're going abroad. I have to go to Italy. I have to go to pmo.

Oh God. God. Have to go to have, go to the Killing the White Lotus The G are killing me. What are you go, what are you going on? What you got going on this week? How have you been? I've been, uh, off work. I've been chilling. Just chilling. I've been chilling. I did my nails with Carmen. Shout out to Carmen San Diego with the Larabar.

Oh no. , Carmen, Columbus, gorilla. Here's some of the things before we get into the topics. Yeah. Which I, I hope includes Tennessee, but I hope it Absolutely. We're gonna have a whole fucking, so I think because of the things that you've been sending me, like on Instagram mm-hmm. , and then I found some on my own, like wrestling things.

Oh. And I want to know if there's like a kink where you want to be wrestled because like, I feel like I want [00:08:00] that, like I feel like I want someone to like kick me up and sometimes throw, I envision myself getting tea bagged. Literally. But you're like, on your back on the ground, you can't move. And then they like just come lowered on.

Yeah. So like I have, uh, I almost said hypothermic . I am, I'm hypothermic. Um, I'm a. I'm not quadriplegic. Oh my God. . You could be. I could be. Um, you would love that. I'm claustrophobic. That's the word. . Um, I'm cla, I'm quadriplegic, so I don't like, like when I was growing up and we'd get in fights in the front yard with the neighbors and stuff.

Oh yeah. When they would pin me down and put their knees on the back and they would hold me down like this. Oh my God. Maybe I'm having a trauma moment, but I would like, what was that? So, yeah, so he would let, like my neighbor would tackle me, put his knees on. He was bigger than me cause I was little at the time.

Put his knees like right here on my arms while I'm laying like this. So I couldn't get up. And he would pretend spit and like spit my mouth. Yeah. It was bad. It wasn't hot. It was gross. Um, it wasn wasn't, [00:09:00] no, it was petrifying. Okay. So petrified. I was petrified. So anyway, but yeah. What about you? Okay. So this is not your kink then, because I'm literally like asking for that.

No, I want to see it. I wanna be there. I don't want to be pinned. Locked. Yeah. I don't like being pinned. You wanna be the piner? I mean, you can brush your cock around my face for a second. Yes. But I do not want to feel like I can't breathe through the thin veil of a Lyra suit, the Lyra. It's all about the Lyra these days.

And remember after Mexico City, I found out it's also about the mask. Like if you're wearing that mask, it's over you. You are a now a mask lover. Oh, okay. A mask. What's weird is I have a topic about masks later. It's really weird. Oh my God. My vulnerability mask. Oh God, this therapy is, it's gonna be bad. I could tell something happened.

I'm like, I know something happened. You're acting different, so you want to be crushed. Okay. And then some other things I've been thinking about, uh, because I think last week I noticed all these pictures coming together. Finally, the posts are coming together from [00:10:00] the Atlantis Cruise. And I just thought, I had this thought that's like very bad.

And I don't actually think this. Oh great. Here we go, ier. But I just kind of thought. What if one year went out and it just sunk ? Oh, like literally just fucking sunk, like the whole thing. Like, no survivors. No. I know we're talking about my therapy, but I feel like maybe you need to jump into therapy. No, survivors.

I mean, cleanse and be like the for gays literally was like, I don't know why the fucked up part because like the, that would be the boat that imagining going down though. Okay. Let's just imagine for a second. Okay. No one has any clothes on. And like ladies and gentlemen, we are now, uh, unfortunately we need to all go to the lifeboats because we are sinking.

Can you imagine those gays? They would panic. Oh, mate. They've either panic that they're on, they're in a K hole or it's content. They're in a K hole. It's, it's got only fans content. They're like, oh God, I'm seeking, oh, fuck me in the light. Oh God. Oh God. You see this water coming up on me? Oh, I'm drowning.

Yes, let go. [00:11:00] Oh, . I mean, I mean it's, it'd be un, I just kept thinking, I'm like, what if to be a fly on the wall? Yes. What if, what if? Because it'd be just a bunch of, oh my fucking God. Yeah. Yeah. And the live streams would be coming and it's just like, oh, we would have a lot of dead live streams. Like it would be a lot of like, they'd have to shut down the internet probably cuz the gates would know I'm gonna film my death.

It's like, okay. But last hurrah for you, . I mean, I just like, and the crazy thought the conservatives would've a field day and be like, this sinful boat, like sunk, like it's necessary. I'm just saying you're setting yourself up for disaster if you go on that because like, If something bad happens, people are gonna be like, yeah, when I feel like you're, I don't like again, claustrophobia.

I feel like, yeah, I can't. I look at those pictures, everyone's packed and I know it's huge, but like, yeah, I know. It's not that huge though. Like when everyone's on the deck, not cruise, it's packed. I've never been on a single. Me neither. Nope. I, I don't know. Like, I keep thinking, what if it is like fun? What if, and I'm like, it probably is trapped with other people.

I think if I'm gonna go on a gay cruise, it's not gonna be [00:12:00] out of Fort Lauderdale, carnival . May I go literally, I mean, I'm not going in the fucking Baha. I'll go to bar. I'm going, yeah, but like, I'm gonna Mediterranean. I'm just kinda like, I don't know if I want to go from Fort Lauderdale and I'm not like, and listen, I, I know last week we came off as like little bougie bitch, just some, when I was like, oh, the, well, no, I was joking.

Everybody knows what I was joking, but I'm not kidding. Like, I'm not gonna pay $200 to go stay in the steerage like area and drown and then have all these gays with poppers every, I just can't. And it's not just poppers, it's. horrifying things. So I will say camping is sort of like that, but you can also then, but you're in the wilderness, you can be, there's 700 acres.

You can go hike and be naked. You can be like, you know, fuck this. Yeah. Like I gotta go. Right. So that I'm, I'm excited for you with that just cuz it's kind of, can't see it. It's like a land cruise. It's a land cruise and we're Cru can't cruising. We're cruising on the land cruise. Yeah. And I guess that's what, yeah, that's what the video on the cruise.

So interesting. I would love to be a fly on the wall. So if that ever happens, I'll throw, I don't run out there . I feel bad for it, but I just feel like I had that thought I had to share it. See what you think. Okay. Well if it does go outta Florida, I wouldn't be surprised with Drawn to sand. Just [00:13:00] shoots it down.

Like, just like, oh no, gays straight. And it's just like, no gays, this is the perfect time. They're like, I'm gonna, he's like, I'm gonna drill a hole in this boat. They're gonna pull off and then they're gonna all, I mean, can you imagine he could, I hate everyone. He really would. They're so jealous. Like, I wanna be gay.

So bad. It's so weird. They are gay but they're not out. Right. Literally. Um, so yeah. Okay. So your week's been going great, , was that a topic or a week? No, I just had to look. I was like, I can't see anything. I know it's really struggle sometimes cause I can't see all the time either. Because I don't have my glasses on, but I can see enough to like read, oh, I'm not anti-gay.

I also have friends that are gay, uh, relatives that are gay. Meanwhile, frankly, McClure, the young man in the images liked by McNally told me he was surprised and flattered by the Lieutenant Governor's comments. He also told me this, he called me a couple times on the phone, AB ability on certain apps, and you never responded.

Yeah, I didn't, I didn't even know he did it. So, yeah, Vicky, it is a lot more than just that [00:14:00] one person. Half naked photos of men, pictures of drag artists and selfies of trans women. Each of them liked on Instagram by the Lieutenant Governor. We're taking a deep dive into his social media, and it is a stark difference from his life on Capitol Hill.

The Lieutenant Governor recently voted to pass bills that ban certain drag shows here in Tennessee. Well, first of all, my lifestyle hasn't changed. I've, um, married, happily married and, and, uh, have two children and, uh, three grandchildren. And, and, uh, I've enjoyed that type of lifestyle. But I do, I I do have friends that are gay.

Let's talk. Let's have a chat. Tell me about it. Let's have a Kiki. So the Lieutenant Governor Tennessee, after they just passed. a bill banning drag and gender affirming care. Mm-hmm. , we find some comments on Instagram. Hmm. Where the little lieutenant governor seems to like a certain twink sash and he's not little.

Um, [00:15:00] just, oh no. The Lieutenant Governor's not, he's a beefy dad with a mustache and like, yeah. I don't know. It wouldn't work. It'd have to take a lot of money for me to hook up with him. Oh yeah. And power. Oh God. Lieutenant pin me down. Lieutenant . Could you fucking imagine? Ew. It probably smells like sour milk if you can find it.

Yeah. It's probably, I mean, literally like he's the size where it's like, yeah, we're like boom, inverted penis. Um, and that's fine. Kind of like, um, that's what you like our friend, but, uh, what's that? Kinda like our friend Michelangelo or any Greek God. They used slick small dicks and, and they embraced them.

I forgot you had a small dick cake. Now it's, I, oh my God. I wrote the guy on Twitter and I said, I want you to come on our show. He posted another thing today and I was like, who are these fucking people? I said, I want, I said, I love your confidence. I love your posts. I would love to talk to in my show because I feel like I want to, I wanna get in his head and be like, what?

How do you accept that that like, also you're like embracing it [00:16:00] so much that now you have followers that are like obsessed, obsessed with it, including, yeah, me including you. Like, I want that whole thing in my mind. I can just take it all in one swoop. It's just, no, I've been choking. Just, it's a cocktail wiener.

It's just like, yeah, and it's fun. Gone. Cause you have abs, um, and probably a really nice ass. And that's exactly, that's the key. And there's the key and just a little bit of fur. A little bit of fur. Um, so when I hear that phrase, a little bit of fur, I think of like old boots with fur old guys. Oh, it's always like an older guy saying that.

like I like a little fur and it's like a 50 year old. And for some reason I just thought of something. I like a little fur. Yeah, like a little fur. And speaking of fur and old, I wanna serve this. Do old men. Why do old men lose the hair on the legs? Oh yeah. Wait, you mean just down here? Yeah, like I feel like I'm starting to lose it.

Me too. But what is that? It's like, cause it socks, I feel like it's gonna always wear socks there. And they rub. Yeah. Okay. Maybe I'm just overanalyzing. Are you losing hair anywhere else? No. Oh my pussy. Yeah. No, my pussy is, oh no, it's got ravage to [00:17:00] this week. So, so, so now he got caught. So he got caught leaving little like fire emojis and like on a twin winky emojis.

And like you're looking gray, you're like sunshine to a little tween. You give me rainbows and sunshine. I'm like, like the governor is thirsting after the people he hates and it like passes off. Like you literally passed a law. Yeah. And now you're like, Hey babe, you look gray. Hey, you want to come? Fuck.

Heart. Heart. And it's like, okay, it's so gross. Like I hate these people, but why are our biggest haters always actually gay? because they were taught to hate themselves. Literally because we were taught as school and then we carry that forward and we still hate ourselves. Go on like exploration, camping trips.

Yeah. . No, it's true. It's true. Earlier. Like I'm gross, I'm so, I'm disgusting. Straight guys are like walking around locker rooms after football, like just like they don't give a fuck. They're like, they literal don't even each other. Right? It's literally, it's not a big deal. I saw on each other said, if you don't jerk off with your bro, like who the fuck are you?

And I'm like, right. It's not even a big deal. But we are like walking around like, oh God, we're sick. I'm disgusting. I was that the other day too. I think I'm so gross. [00:18:00] And I'm thinking if you were straight. I mean, everybody's gross. Like though, I mean, you know what I mean? Like everybody's, nobody's really that great.

Like when you really break it down, we all shit. No, I mean, it's like, I know what I mean. I'm keep thinking about that. I'm like, someone's just shitting out there. Right? Somebody's gross shitting and they're like, I wanna fuck. And it's like, oh no. It's like, I don't wanna fuck you. Um, I wanna, do you wanna say, there's some quotes from the spokesperson from for governor Randy McNally.

What did they say? Oh, yeah. How do you explain this way? He's a pro, this is what the guy spoke to, said, uh, Randy McNally is a, a prolific social media commenter and enjoys interacting with constituents. Okay. Trying to imply. Something that sinister or inappropriate about a great-grandfather's use of social media says more about the mind of the left wing operative making the implication that it does about Randy McNally.

As anyone in Tennessee politics knows Lieutenant Governor McNally is a prolific social media commoner. Yeah, right. Um, Randy, I mean, Randy honey. [00:19:00] Randy wants this bussy honey. He enjoys interacting with constituents and 10 scenes of all religions, backgrounds, and orientations on social media. He has no intent of stopping, so he's gonna keep finding those twinks and thirsty like, honey, honey, stop.

Like, just, just stop. Okay. First of all, I love how they're like, he's a great grandfather. He's great grandfather, but why the fuck are you in politics still? Yeah, I know, right? Go require to your farm. Great grandfather, , you should be six feet under at this point, right? Like, why are you making laws like you're 80?

The thing about how different you are from a 20 year old literally, or a 30 year old, or a 40 year old, or even a 50 year old, like they don't know what's going on. No. Like they don't have any concept of what's happen. I get it. You're wise and you have wisdom. Hmm. I don't think they did. I think they missed out on the wisdom.

Well, these people did not get wisdom on the way up. They were just like, oh, money. Did you see the guy that used to be our house? Whatever their householder. Is that his name? Yeah. And he got like 20 years in prison. Or he's bitch probably. It's like, girl, he, that is the biggest scam ever. But let's keep voting Republican guys.

Yeah, I know. Like that's all, but [00:20:00] how do you not look at fuck? Oh, oh. Tucker Carlson is like, I hate Trump with a passion. Tucker Carlson is like putting out tapes. Like they're just strolling in here. Look, the police let him in, bitch. But then he's like, secretly like, this is a disaster. Yeah. He's like, oh, they're the worst.

I fucking hate Trump. And it's like, it's all for the show. It's all for the show. He's smart. I, but he's also an asshole. I think the Dominion team will win. Mm-hmm. because it's clear that these Fox people knew it was a lie. Kept pushing it forward, pedalled it. And then so what happened? They got a business, uh, dominion.

No, but they, I mean, they've lost, I think they've lost business. States don't wanna work with them if they're in a Republican state. These states are not gonna be like, we want dominion machines. When like, all, well, what Happenss believe that they're like secret machines that change votes. But what happens if Dominion wins the lawsuit?

Then will Fox News be like, shut out luck. Or they just keep trolling it along? They normally probably keep trolling along, but it's, it's like over a billion dollars. I'm, it's like, knock 'em out. God, that would be nice. That would be so nice. Because it's not news. It's actually, it's not news. They were getting annoyed at the people.

[00:21:00] Like, so Fox does have a news section that does real news. Um, they were mad at those report. Like Tucker Hudson was mad at that reporter cuz he's like, you can't say that cuz that's gonna ruin my, my show. And I'm the number one slot. They have like a news channel like show, but then it's like, the show's after like the Hannity, the Tucker, all this Laura Ingram, all the bullshit after insurrection.

It's not news, it's commentary or just a party. Yeah. It's like they're just having a party. They just a peaceful protest. They're just walking around. They're like, what about Black Lives Matter? That's all they can say. That's all they ever say. They have nothing. What about inflation? I'm, I'm tired of talking about 'em, to be honest with you.

I know know, but it's like I have to because now, now, while they're just distracting us, and that's what thankfully, finally, RuPaul spoke up how you are, just took it, took a week. You are fucking reading and Wroted. It took a week. It took a week, but she finally fucking spoke up against this shit. But it was like, Hey, look over there.

A classic distraction technique distracting us away from the real issues that they were voted into office to focus on jobs, [00:22:00] healthcare, keeping our children safe from harm at their own school. But we know that bullies are incompetent at solving real issues. They look for easy targets so they can give the impression of being effective.

They think our love, our light, our laughter, and our joy, our signs of weakness. But they're wrong because that is our strength. Drag queens are the Marines of the queer movement. Don't get it twisted and don't be distracted. Register to vote so we can get these stunt queens out of office and put some smart people with real solutions into government.

And by the way, a social media post has never been as powerful as a registered vote in RuPaul fashion. Like, yeah, late to the party. Um, way late being kind of a diva, like Uhuh. Honey, you need to No, no, no. It's like, okay, look, finally people are speaking. Um, I just really think it's funny. This has been going on for like a month though, and it's just like the, [00:23:00] the Republicans are literally saying, we need to eliminate trans people literally out of someone's mouth.

In the open at the cpac, he was like, eliminate trans people. Transgenderism must be eradicated from public life entirely. The whole preposterous ideology. There can be no middle way in dealing with transgenderism. It is all or nothing. Then we should not indulge it. Especially since that indulgence requires taking away the rights and customs of so many people.

If it is false, then for the good of society, and especially for the good of the poor people who have fallen prey to this confusion, transgenderism must be eradicated. And you're like, this is called genocide. Like if you're targeting a group of people and saying, we need to eliminate them, then you pass laws to ban healthcare for them.

You pass laws to make it illegal for them to use the bathroom, illegal for them to go to school, illegal for them to do anything. You are committing genocide. You are trying to get rid of an entire group of [00:24:00] people. You really are. And they're saying it and they're literally saying it out loud, like no whole.

And they all loved drag. Like it's not about, they clearly loved drag. The Tennessee governor was in drag, like Cawthorne was in. They all watched Mrs. Doubtfire, Tootsie, all these shows, movies, play on the sports teams and use Rudy Giuliani was in drag even with Trump commercial. My daddy, Rudy Giuliani, my father.

Right. It's just like, they all really do like drag, but they're just using it as a weapon. Now. They actually like gay people. I feel like too. It's, it's just they, they want power. Weaponize it. They want that cause they just want the power because there's enough dumb people in this country who get distracted by this and are like, yeah, yeah, we gotta protect.

You think about hating somebody. Yeah. Because of who they love. Just put that out there for me. I know and just like really, really think about that. Right? Like, so also I'm gonna actually, this is a call to action to all of our allies. It's time to speak up. Um, it's time to start saying things on the social medias.

It's time. I'm actually gonna start to get a little bothered too. I'm gonna, because I'm going to work and I'm talking to people who don't know about this stuff. You have no, they're like, wait, what did they pass? There's only like 28 bills that are just sitting at [00:25:00] fucking desks right now. I'm like, we've had over 300 bills introduced this year.

We're, we are in March, over 300 this year targeting. The queer community and these people, I'm like talking to people at work who haven't heard of any of them. They're like, Tennessee just passed. What? And now they're, they went under marriage equality. Now then this, which is gonna end up in Iowa, the Supreme Court and Tennessee, and every state is now trying to pass this.

They want to get to the Supreme Court again. Right? So they overturn gay marriage and it's like in the fuck, what is wrong? Why would people, it's a distraction. I don't know why we're going backwards. I have no idea. I feel like we're going, like we went from like skipping 10 years ahead to going back 25 years and it's like, wait a second.

We were like at a point in like 20 14, 20 15. Yeah. We were on top of the fucking world. We were living our lives. Everybody was happy, blah, blah, blah. Coronavirus hit, Trump came in, all this shit happened. And that like activated. Yeah. They were just like, and they're. No, we can't have this. And unfortunately they have a lot of people in power because of our terrible system.

But it's not a majority of people. Like when you talk to most people, they've been to a drag show, they love them. They [00:26:00] literally don't think there's actually a problem with drag. So I actually wanna show you a video that I might, you might have seen or might not. But I do think that there's a lot of, um, people who don't understand that there's trans men.

Oh, what? Really? So like I was watching a video and they're like, hello, I have a penis. Like I had it made, like whatever. And like, but people don't know. Follow plasty. Yeah. So I saw this video though, and I thought it was very interesting. It's the Virginia governor, but this trans, the model policy required that students play on the sports teams and use the restrooms that correspond with their sex assigned at birth.

Look at me. I am a transgender man. Do you really think that the girls in my high school would feel comfortable sharing a restroom with me? Yeah. So first of all, Nico, thank you for again asking the question, being here tonight and, uh, engaging in this. Now we wanna know discussion. Now we don't know each other.

Okay? I believe first when parents are engaged with their children, then you can make good decisions together. And I met your dad and I'm glad that you're both here together. That's really, really important. I also think that there are lots of students [00:27:00] involved in this decision, and what's what's most important is that we try very hard to accommodate students.

That's why I have said them many, many times. We just need extra bathrooms in schools. We need general neutral bathrooms, and so people can use a bathroom that they, in fact, are comfortable with. So now you're progressive. It's weird. Are are very clear. And I don't think it's controversial. It is. I don't think that biological boys should be playing sports with biological girls.

there's been decades of efforts in order to gain opportunities for sports. You didn't care about girls sports like four years ago. Yeah. Literally. They don't wanna fund them. They don't give a fuck. I think that's pretty scholarships. No's not controversial. And something that. I think is is pretty well underst.

Um, again, I think these are very difficult discussions and I am very, very glad to see you and your dad here together. That was pointless. So all of a suddenly you're gonna be an ally, but we need bathrooms. He's not, um, it's, it's a joke. It's a joke. It's called you got put on the spot, honey. And you don't know what to say because I don't think people realize, they're all [00:28:00] concerned about when boys can't play on girl sports.

Boy, boys. Well, I can't a girl play on a boy sport. So is if that, if that that's a trans person, Trent's person goes on the baseball team where they're gonna say, you can't play cause it's not fair. Right. Like literally what the fuck is happening? No, you're on steroids. I can't, I justly can't. What is happening?

I know. It's crazy. And then like all the heroes of these men's sports are on steroids. Like, you talk to ex football players, you talk to current baseball players, they're all on steroids, which is gender affirming care. Right. I need more testosterone. There's all these fucking men making laws. Low tea who have low teeth, hello, and are taking testosterone, right?

That's called gender affirming care. There's all these women who want breast reductions, breast augmentation, facial lifts, blah, blah, blah. Lip injections, gender, gender affirming care. You like it for cisgender people, but you don't like it for trans people because you're transphobic. Just kind of like the marriage thing.

You're an asshole, asshole. It's like everybody, you're an asshole. Asshole. Yeah. I'm sick of all these people. You're just same assholes. That's it. Just say it. If you're transphobic, just say it. Don't come up with, well, I don't think it's controversial. I just think that [00:29:00] bathroom, if I hear the word biological one more fucking time as if there's only need.

Know that. That is not, that's a trans person though, in my opinion. Well, they want the school administrators to get to look at every child's genitals. So you're a seven year old child, but, oh, we don't know. You might be transgender. We need to see your genitals and do a pelvic exam. Okay, this is sick.

That's what they want to do. Sick. They're sick. This is what they want to do. Yeah. It is like, it's a full disaster. It's sick. That's what they want. But they're like, oh, it's not controversial. I'm like, these Republicans are out of control. Yeah. Meanwhile, um, I can't tell you how many stories I saw about groomers in the, um, in the media this week, but it was all like pastors and straight Christian White people.

It's always the priests, the pastors, the Boy Scout leaders. These are the real groomers in our society. Mm-hmm. , they don't wanna talk about that. They want to talk about drag queens. Show me a story where a drag queen has done something to a child. I mean, no drag queen wants to be around your fucking, I mean, it's a nice gesture.

Gesture, honestly. It's gesture, but we don't like your kids. The only reason they're doing it is for, to try to bring the community together. It's not because they want to groom your kids into [00:30:00] being drag and being gay. Like, and then they're like, well, there's more gay people now. It's because we are visible and people aren't afraid to come out.

That's the only reason why you're seeing more. Yeah. If I didn't feel comfortable, I would've never came out. Oh. But I, there was a time, same I realized, I was like, listen, I'm gonna do it. It was like at a point where I was like, yeah, and at this, at that point was like, fuck. Well, and I thought if I have to stay quiet and closeted, but I'm at least I'm out to certain people, then I'm fine.

It's once you're on your own a little bit and you realize, you're like, okay, so I could survive on my own without my parents if I come out and they reject me. Yep. You have to have that. I can get by. That's literally what I had to realize. I was like, okay, it's gonna be hard, but like I could do it now.

Yeah. Like moving here and have my own apartment. It's like, well, I like, well, I am kind of, yeah. How sad is that, that you have to think of abandoning your family in order to be authentic? You're like, oh, can I do this? Starts, it's fucked up. Starts at 12 years old. Oh no. Yeah. Or earlier. Earlier. Yeah. As starts earlier where, okay, so fifth grade, I remember being like, this is weird.

You like try to, in your mind like be like, okay, so [00:31:00] once I turn 18, I can then move out of the house. I can move and I can do this. This is, and it's like why are the, I'm not even thinking, I'm thinking survival and getting rent. Yeah. It's like, and I was not like, I was very, I don't know. You're very butch.

Very standard. Very, yeah. . You're a country boy suburb. Country guy. That I could get away with any, everybody liked me. I mean, it wasn't, I didn't have Yeah, but it, God, it was tormenting. But that's what they want to go back to. Yeah. That's the problem with all these laws that are being passed, that straight people need to pay attention to.

Right now, our allies, people who like us allies, yes. Need to speak up because they're, they're coming across the country. They're coming sweeping in all through all these Republican-led legislatures. They want to take us back to the before times and we don't want to go back. Well, we're not going to. We're not going to, because I'm not gonna, we're not gonna, A lot of people aren't gonna roll going with that, but I think all of us would rather dress and drag one day and see if they can arrest all of us than, that'd be really funny.

Literally like should drag march on Washington. Everybody goes in drag, go to Nashville and just everyone in drag Nashville. Fuck. I hate that place. [00:32:00] God. I hate it. Everybody should go there though. Nashville. I'm like, Nashville is trash. We should go there though. . Yeah. Like we should trash it up. Um, So, wow, that was actually what's weird about your little statements?

You, did you read this? No, it literally sent it, it was all the news stories that I had. Like you like did it on your own. RuPaul, the Tennessee governor, the, um, passing the gay marriage thing. And then I have one about Grindr. I guess. Apparently in Colorado there was some group of Catholics who, um, decided to spend I think a million dollars to trace, um, priests on gay apps, which is funny.

um, oh my God. But it's also like, what are we doing , a million dollars to do that. You'll it for church and then, And then they found them. Yeah, I don't know. So I don't know the actual conclu, I think I wrote in here. I don't know if they actually found, but it just came out and I think they're actually still actively doing it.

I am gagged, let's see here. Uh, right wing Catholic group called Catholic [00:33:00] Laity and Clergy for Renewal has reported spent millions of dollars buying mobile app tracking data to spy on priests who use gay dating and hookup apps and forwarding the information to Bishops Nation nationwide. Oh, like that's gonna do anything.

When the priests molested, kids of bishops did nothing, they just shuffled them around. They're gonna send this information to the bishops. Like, okay. It, it's so dumb. But do you not, the churches are so stupid. Do not Stupid. Stupid. The problem. Yeah. Like these priests are only suppressing their homosexuality because they are afraid of their fucking parents hating them and their religion.

Like you raised them this way and they're afraid of themselves. So, and they're gonna be like alu. So then they're trapping them. Never seen a priest like so animated, like it's men wearing dresses. Like Christ has died. Christ has, they're all gay as fuck. They're like, Hey, how service? You like it? Thank you very much.

Yo. Yeah, thank you for start coming service. Thank Do the double me to do. Do the double the And it's just like I'd stare at them and be like, and they always would gimme the gay look like the side eye. Yes. They'd [00:34:00] look at me twice like as I walked by. I'm like, you'd be really good in the clergy. They did tell me that my grandparents, remember eighth grade my grand, I was voted most likely to become a priest in eighth grade.

That's me. That's cuz you were gay. Because I was gay. Literally grooming me. They were grooming me. Right. We get groomed by the church. Like that's what these straight people are like, oh, the groomers. I'm like, you guys are the groomers. You guys are, don't worry on your Bible. You have to circumcise people and they're slaves, but we're gonna believe everything.

Okay. But okay, we can ignore that part. Ignore that part cuz God's all don't eat shrimp. Better not eat shrimp. It's an abomination. But that was, ignore that all testament. Ignore it. Jesus saved us. Okay. So anyway, that's that. Uh, now I also have one other news story that I think is so, oh yes. So classically Ohio.

Oh fuck. And I don't know if you saw this, but there was an exotic cat captured and it had cocaine in its system and they're like, was it here? It was an illegal cat. I think it was in Cincinnati area. It's like a serval or serval. It's a weird looking cat from I think [00:35:00] Africa. Oh. I honestly like didn't look into it, but I was like, why?

First of all, you have an illegal exotic cat. Second of all, it has cocaine in itta. Didn't a movie just come out Cocaine bear now? They're a cocaine cat. Yes, cocaine cat in Ohio. It's Ohio. That's why I was like, I wonder if Bobby saw this . I did see like parts of my like kind of, I think you sent it to me.

Maybe. Can you imagine looking, looking out the window and seeing like a really weird like jungle cat in the tree and being like, like, spazzing the fuck up. Yeah. Like, what's that? And it's like, it's sprint right to you and it's like, I need fucking cocaine. It's like, oh, okay. Like, listen, kitty, kitty. Wha Okay.

Yeah. That pussy goes fast. Okay. That pussy is on fire. Your bye. Yeah. Um, so I have a, my, I have, okay, two topics. My first one's fun, my next one's serious. So my first one, I went to the Columbus Crew game on Saturday night. I love it. And very fun. Oh yeah. I recommend it. To all Colombian Colombians, Columbus, IANS, I actually don't know.

Columbus Seas, Cumbo, the, all the Columbus. [00:36:00] Columbus is out there. Okay. All the Columbus seas. You can go and pay like 30 bucks and do a general admission and walk around and drink. They have plenty of bars. Plenty of, oh, it's only $30 I think. Yeah. Like it's not, oh, the food is so good there that I could, the food is good.

Stop myself. And the beer is good and it's all good. Okay. So I'm there and I'm in the bathroom. First of all, I peed without any problems. Don't know why. What was the setup? Uh, they did have the walls. Oh, okay. So you're in a, with a wall. Yeah. But you're really close. Like it's pretty close, like shoulder to shoulder almost.

But you have the walls. I don't like that. I was okay with that, but as long as the walls are there, I was able to do it. But I was sitting there and I'm thinking sitting, well, not sitting, standing there in line and I'm looking straight ahead and there's people sitting pooping at a soccer game and I'm sitting here thinking like, I get it.

I don't like emergency calls. But also you couldn't wait 90 how many minutes? How many, how many emergencies? Yeah. Like. What is going on that you have to literally shit at a fucking event. So I was like, and I said it out loud. I go, no, it's not possible. I go, why are we shitting at the event? Like, why are we shitting here?

It's 90 [00:37:00] minutes. We can't wait 90 minutes. No, this, this, I've thought, yes, I thought this so many times where I'm like, Why I I do you have to shit right now? I mean, I guess people have, well I guess now I just had a thought. Thought ableist. Yeah. Maybe I just had a thought. Maybe I'm being ableist. Cause they might have colitis or like Yeah, they could have ibs.

Okay. But it's also like, but it's also confusing to me cause No, it's also like not, there's just so many where I'm like, so how many of you, yeah. How many of you haves medical conditions? We need to add more salt where you really need to Shit like nonstop. They're full. I've literally, I, I don't understand why people are just, but it's a lot of straight guys.

It's straight guys. I can tell you straight guys who are like, I got a shit. And I'm like, you've been walking around all day and now you're just like, I've got a shit. There's nothing worse than when you're pee urinal so sick in a close bathroom and somebody sits in the toilet next to you and you can hear it coming out of their asshole.

I, oh, Oh God, I almost, and you could be so hot. I must screw up and if I see or hear that it's over, it's fucking overwhelming. And it's over for anyone who looks like you. Like, yeah, like it's bad like that. I [00:38:00] lose, I every drop, you know, the talking about to somebody, it just, oh yes, I know the no. Like, yeah, but it's like, but even, no, no, I'm talking No, the slow poop.

No. You know what I'm talking about. So yeah, it's like coming through the whole, oh my God, I can't, um, . So that was my topic. I don't know why I wrote it down and I was like, I've gotta talk about this, because I just feel that is borderline sundry. Like, cuz I, I know, but I have another thing for sundries. Oh my god, I don't have a sundry yet.

No, you'll, you'll find one. Yeah. So I don't know really the point of that topic. I just needed to say it. I needed to state it was more like a sundry, but like, also I was like, this isn't just weird, like, oh God, why can't we just hold our shit in? I don't get it. I don't get it. Oh my God. It's not like we're there for four hours.

That's what I'm saying. It's literally like you show up, it's over within two hours you're home. Like you're shitting in a bathroom and there's a hundred guys waiting to pee. Yeah, that's the thing is where it's like it's crowded. It's Why would you want to, this isn't a poop bathroom. Like this is just No, they should just not even have, oh, they [00:39:00] have to able, well, they should have one.

They need to have just one in the corner. A men's poop bathroom. Actually that's a better idea actually. Yeah, the, the Virginia Governor's, right. We need more bathrooms everywhere. Oh, gender neutral. So you just pick, you could have like a single stall, just like in the fucking moxie. Oh, I love the single stalls.

You can tear it up, you can pee and you can, no problem. You could fuck, you actually could. They're kind of big. You can like too big. I think that's the point of it. Oh, I don't know the Moxie baby. You wanna fuck me in the mok? So what do you got as a topic, hon? Well, another little topic I found. It's kind of like a news story, but Cool.

You know how, like, do you remember the Havana Syndrome? ? No. Okay. So like a while ago we had like all these agents in Kuba, Havana, and they were like getting these symptoms of like ringing in the head and like nausea, vomiting, headaches, and it's like bothering them. And like for this happened at like certain embassies around the world and people were speculating that it was like, oh, they're shooting [00:40:00] like a supersonic weapon or there's some type of like wave that we don't know about radio waiver.

I don't even know that causes these symptoms. And so like that's what we called it, the Havana Syndrome. Okay. But then like in the past month, a story of an official report came out that was like, no, we do not think this is an attack. That's what the government said. Like, we don't, so it's like, but it's like over a thousand people have encountered it at various embassies around the world.

And it's like, you don't think our enemies are like maybe targeting people there? Or is it just like mass hysteria? Like you read one person had it and then you're like, I have it too. I was attacked by the Russians . That's what I don't understand either. So I'm like, why did this report say like, no, nothing came of that.

It's just like the flying balloons everywhere. Whatever happened to the balloons? They like, I think, where are they now? Maybe it's aliens that are attacking and we're just like, they're like covering up, cover up, cover up because oh my God, wait, I can't, I just, I mean, but do you But they do hide stuff from us.

That's a fucked up part. What's really fucked up is that they're all just [00:41:00] people too. They're all just like me and you, but probably even dumber. Oh my God. Um, and they run our country. So like, they're like, oh no, we can't tell the general public. It's like Margie Taylor Green. And they're like, oh wait, no, we ain't calling it.

They're hiding. I have this theory, and I don't know if this is a real official theory, and this might be a Oh no alert panicking. Okay, this might be alert. I really, truly believe, like what if, and I know we go abroad sometimes, so it's really not true. But like, what if we are fully just being played like idiots, like little fiddles, just, they're like, Like Tucker Carlson, for example.

Oh yeah. Fiddle. So then is CNN fiddling us? Probably fiddle fingers. So who's right, who's wrong? Who's real, who's not? What's really being said? What's really not being said? It's scary because they can manipulate us into, it's like 1984. They can manipulate us into doing things like, based on using our emotion and social issues.

Well, that's what that lawsuit is about with Fox News. It's like, you guys just lied and you knew you lied. Why? But you lied for so many nights in a row [00:42:00] that you got like 30% of diehard maggots Trump fans to believe it and fully believe like, yeah, the vote machines were switching our votes. Holy yeah, that's right.

Like, no, actually that's not what happened, Gina. Um, you just watched the same psychopaths over and over, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney. All these crazy people, but you're, they were okay with it. I just, yeah, and they were, but I also think you have to like, let yourself be lied to. Well, I think there's a certain point everyone gets a feeling where you're like, this just starts to feel a little too, like it all makes sense too much.

If I agree way too much with what I'm watching, then I'm like, there's something, there's a problem , like you're feeding me something where I'm like, I should challenge you. Don't question anything. Yeah. And you're just like, yep, it's the. It. They said it on Fox News and it's the truth. You need to just go to hell.

Like I, yeah, there's a big problem. We've gotta start questioning things and like really examine what the fuck is happening around you. Like lady, like there's people who think we have a separate military and a separate president. Oh, I know. Right now. Right now. Yeah. They're right. Now they, well, the [00:43:00] real military, I'm like, Nope.

No guys. No. Listen, there is not another one. Like how scary. There's not another one again, the brainwash, it's like we're all being brainwashed and then, oh look, there's all these train derailments. Now all of a sudden there's balloons flying around. Are they spraying pesticides on us? Who the fuck knows? I love the train derailments because, oh God.

Well obviously it's like Matt's company. Well, I know, but like I know Also, it's just funny to me that. Uh, the people who are like complaining about them are people who voted for someone like Trump, who then took away the regulations that caused this. I know. And it's literally like, you guys realize like, you caused this.

That's a lie. That's a fucking lie. Yeah. No, you wanted like, even Trump came out so lie and then they're like, you've allowed this to happen. Like, here's you suing that thing. Yeah. Like here it is. Like you let this happen and now you're complaining like, well, Biden and PTI judge that faggot. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

They've been ripping on him for no reason, no reason. Cause he's gay. It's like a private company is having trained derailments, but you wanna blame the transportation secretary. And then also because he is gay, you're gonna say like, oh, it's cause the aids are, cuz it's like, oh my God. Like what the fuck?

They're in a different. universe. It's so [00:44:00] sad they're gone. Um, speaking of Matt, really quick, can we get an update on his knee? So he did have a complete ACL tear from our trip to Park City. Uh, he got his MRI earlier this week, complete tear, high grade strain to his M C L and a little bit of a fracture on the fibula, which is what they thought, which is what we thought.

And then he went to see like a surgeon today, and he scheduled for surgery in April. Oh fuck. Not till April, like 18th or something. Like it's over a month away. Yeah. Healthcare in America's, it's gonna quicker than anywhere else. It's gonna be a bit, it's gonna be a bit. So he's not gonna be recovered till Oh.

So 12 months from there is when he'll probably be able to like really be able to Yeah. Run around again. Yeah. Poor guy. Well, Matt, we're wishing you well. We're wishing you well, Matt. And we'll send flowers. Does he like flowers? No, but we like flowers a lot. I hate flowers. Like, don't ever send me flowers.

Does he die? No. Well, No . I didn't think about it. You're like, yes, because they're just like, un, I think they're [00:45:00] just too gay for me. Oh, it's a, well, they're, this is why I need to discover myself. Here we go. You need to go to a campground like . I need to go by myself. Flowers are now gay. A plant is, well, I just don't like, I'm not like, oh my God.

Beautiful. Thank you. I just like, I would actually rather you gimme like a fucking palm tree. I'd be happy with that. Over, over flowers. That would be pretty like over outside one. Just like a one in a little, like if you like this right here, like Okay. Oh, like a little house plant. Like Yeah, A house plant or a little, oh yeah, that's fine.

Yeah. I get it. I don't want flowers. I want something that I can like watch, grow, and remind myself of. Well, these are all made of plastic in here, so they're growing. Bitch. So speaking of growing, I do need to bring this up. This is whole, the whole camp thing. This is the whole situation. Oh, there we go.

What's happening? So I went to therapy and we were talking and we were talking about like, um, vulner. Vulnerability with people at work. Vulnerability with my parents, family, vulnerability friends, vulnera, vulnerability of everything. Like what does that work? What's just say v Vulner vulnerability. [00:46:00] That's how you say it.

Yeah, that's better. V v. So then we discussed that I potentially have masks that I put on, which makes sense. As a gay, we had a mask that we wear everywhere. Wear every mask. Yeah. We all have a fucking mask. We have a mask. But I, she wanted me to observe this week about my mask, which when you're wearing it, like which mask you're wearing.

Yeah. Like, am I wearing a mask right now? Probably. Uh, I feel like at most authentic on this, that's what's really gonna say. I was like, this is the only area where I don't see you have a mask. I actually, literally, this is the only area I don't have a mask, which is really bizarre. Like if, but if I come out of this room, we go downstairs and there's, there's five gays down there.

I'd be like, hi. I'd be like, oh. . Yep. Or, or depending on who they are, I'd be like, oh, hey. Or, uh, like, it just, that's the mask. It's, I, I, I know how to really quickly change in and out of different situations. So yes, I want to become more vulnerable. I want to like, I think also a breakthrough that happened, this is gonna sound really bad, I sh my chakra.

She goes, oh, do you like being gay? [00:47:00] Oh no. And I said, no. Right. And I was being truthful, like, no. Like I would not choose this. Like ever. No. Now mind you, I do love a dick . Um, that's why I was like, but the thing is, but I went no different if I didn't know. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, if I had a, well, I guess if I, if I like pussy, like, like dick, then I'd definitely like pussy.

Cuz it's easier to get somewhat Oh, happening. Oh, that's to you probably feminist or something. or what? So anyway, it is, but it's, there's just more of them. So I realize that a lot of my. Insecurities. A lot of my problems, a lot of my lack of vulnerability is all based around the fact that I hate the fact that I'm gay.

Oh, no. Okay. So you need to do a workshop. I need a man retreat. I need a workshop. I need to be able to go with other men who, and just meet people and be vulnerable. Like, okay, get naked. Right. That right there alone to be able to take off my clothes and walk into a pool. You could never [00:48:00] would be so different.

I have to. Okay. Yes. I'm gonna just can't imagine that I have to. I have to. And that's kinda where I'm at with this vulnerability thing. Like I have to start having, oh my God. Because when I had the tough conversation with my boss, all of a sudden he's nice to me now and I was vulnerable. So it's like, wait, the one with narcissism?

Yeah. Cause I said to him, he goes, how can we, how can we, you can't fix this. And I go, you can't. And it was like, that's the first truthful thing I ever fucking said to him. Really? And then ever since then, it's been like, fine. Like, and I know he is again, my therapist was like, watch out because he is, you know, I was like, but Narcist isn't gonna be like, he'll swing around, but like, becoming vulnerable, like made me feel powerful.

Okay. So I want that feeling again. Like I want to be able to speak in front of people. I want to be able to, so I'm discovering my masks basically, is what I'm saying. I like that. So, um, yeah, I don't know. I gotta start doing things that are off my normal sort of Yeah. Like I want to Yeah, you do. You need a jolt.

I really think this is about 40 years old. Like if you're not gonna jolt now, you're [00:49:00] never gonna jolt. Yeah. It's true. If this is like, we're about to set into our course for life, And that's what I think is also fearful for me is like, here we go. That's why I gotta have, I was like, Mike, I was like, I need to have a solo trip.

Yeah. I need to have a solo trip. Where're the best. They just kind of go, I went on like three in one year right before I remember that. And you were like coming to Portland, Denver. I had so much fun. I'm like, what? Yeah, person did fun. I'm into it. I'm really into it. I really wanna do a, oh, if you went to a campground, you'd have so much fun and had my own little cabin and just like take naps if I want.

Or go socializing a drop. Like whatever you wanna do. Beefy bear jerk off in the woods. You know what I'm saying? Shouldn say Genk. So that's my second topic. I'm becoming vulnerable, bitch. I love that. So get ready. Wow. I can't believe you're doing this.

Wow. You sounded so sin. You're like, wow, I can't believe you're doing this. Back to you, . And we are excited for your update. Thank you so sweet so [00:50:00] much for the support. I feel like we can't wait for an update. Yeah. I'm like a reporter, like just waiting, like send him off into the woods, like, yeah. Great. And back to you Carl , Carl, and like Carl in the studio.

Uh, and Bobby's becoming vulnerable. Wow. And well, and you made a good point though, actually, like, you're set, we're setting into our horse right now. Yeah. Like, this is it, I'm like, it's, it's do dark. It's hard to make big changes when you're 60 years old. Like, no, I don't wanna do it now you're like, and I want a new spouse and I wanna go to the campgrounds and suck dick.

Right. It's like, do it now. Nah, now you don't, you don't need your spouse. Don't see, you suck dick now. And you also incorporate your partner with whatever you need to do. But like, you tell them if you want. Well, I, I can't see myself going there and jerking off with people. Yeah. Without, yeah. Same. Like, I mean, I don't come around.

Yeah, no. Like, I, I mean, so anyway, I'm gonna become vulnerable, so. Yeah. I like that. That's a good idea. You need to be, and hopefully by the end of the summer when we go to camp, like our, our official, like we can finally walk around naked together. Oh fuck. I don't know, just slap around I [00:51:00] guess. , you won't be flapping very much.

Well it might be hot out. So you would be, well, it's more like a lot of sack. Just like the same, oh my god, Houston just sack. I know it's gonna be sack. This smells. And that's what I'm telling about gay camp. Gay camp is interesting cause like you do have some really fucking hot people, but then, but then you have some trolls, but then you have some, like, this is the weird thing that I, the normal, so bizarre guys.

Same. But I always find like super ugly guys usually have a nice P pretty penis. Like it's really bizarre. That's bizarre. That's, it's like God works in mysterious ways. God's timing is always, always right. Do you have anything else? Um, or do you move to sundry or do we, it's up to you honey. I don't think I have anything else written down.

Okay. So I've a sundry. Okay. I have a sundry. Okay. Do you wanna go first or you want me to go first? You go first. Okay. So back to the bathroom. Um, and I think we've talked about this before, but I really wanna break. I wanna really understand where this is coming from. Cause I'm gonna be vulnerable. I literally [00:52:00] judge people who are peeing in the toilet on their stream.

Oh yeah. And I think I know what their dick looks like based on that. Yes. This is absolutely, probably false, but I wanted to like do an experiment. I need to figure it out. Like I, the short ones are spurts. Like, okay. Shh. See, I always think, I always hear the ones who are like, you're like, oh my God, that's a, that's a hose hog.

That's a hose. Yeah. But is it, I don't know. Or is it just higher up so it has a longer way to fall. Oh, mm-hmm. . Or is it just a style? Do you just pee right in the little hole or do you pee on the sides? Or like, I think it's a very interesting constant. Do you go around the rabbit silent Right. To be silent in a bathroom and somebody come in and, and you're like, that's a big dick.

Hmm. Okay. Yeah. But I do it all the fucking time. Yeah. Every time you hear it, you're like, the fucking time. I'm like, wow. I'm like, that's a big dick. And I'm like, and if that's a steady stream, I'm like, who is this? It's probably pretty disappointing if you're being honest. If we're being honest, like, I'd probably be like, I'd probably look at 'em like they're big monster cars.

You'd probably be like, oh, okay. You're just average. Cool. Great. I'd still suck at, but [00:53:00] you eyes closed. But I, I want to like, so if you wanna pee for me, , not you. I, it's the greatest experiment. We need to have some guys come up. Yeah. I won't able to pee. Come over. I won't either. Yeah. Guys who are not pea shy to come over.

Yeah. You have to not be pe shy. You're gonna pee in the corner. Okay. Or in the corner in the bathroom. We'll be in the bathroom with microphones. Yeah. But blindfolded. And we're gonna guest, guest, we're gonna guess dick size based on your, uh, splash mountain. Yeah. Okay. Is that the weirdest sundry ever? But I just, that is a weird sundry, but I love it.

You wanna complain today? I was like, I need to just like, I, this is something I need to say. Just release it. Like something you want to, I wanted to release, so we need boys, men, men, preferably. Legally, legally men, um, it's pee in the toilet toilet. So if you're in a water sports and you're in Columbus area, call me.

Not really, just text me or message me on the Instagram. Send APIC or send a pick or like go in the bathroom, film yourself peeing, and then send a pick without, yeah. And then we'll be quiet. Like, so we can just be like, okay. So what you do is you go in the bathroom, you put your record on, you record yourself peeing.

Okay. And [00:54:00] then you, then you send us the recording, we guess. And the next week you send us an actual dick pic and we decide if that's what we envision. Cause I also think I can tell if they're uncut or not too . Like it's a real, cause I feel like, here's the thing about uncut. I feel like they're like, they're, they're the ones that are like, yeah.

Have you seen the ones that are like splitter, splatters at the end? But some people, like, they have to like, oh, I know. I know. I don't understand that. Can somebody explain that to me as well? Oh God. Do you understand what I'm saying though? When you say, they're like, I just don't like it. And they're like, they're like pulling the foreskin forward.

Yeah. And then they're like, what doing? It's almost like a squirt. I'm like, what is happening? Well, that's why I'm always, I can't figure out, like if you're coming, when you have foreskin, it has to dribble. Like there's no way it shoots. Oh, no way. But then they're like, some people are like, will you just pull it back?

I'm like, yeah, but not everyone pulls back. They're foreskin. Most people don't and some people can't. Oh, like the ones that have problems. I don't know if that's true or not. I don't really know uncut, but I feel like I need to start experiencing that. I just, yeah, I don't get it. I'm like trying to figure it out, but like, so if you're uncut ginger.

Yeah. Instead if you're a ginger, right. In [00:55:00] gingerly ginger, uncut, gingerly. That's, yeah, so that's, well, my son is like just a mild complaint. I just feel like I bought a new pair of shoes and they have white on them. And Nick, you walk around and someone said to me, they're like, oh, you need to use that spray to spray them.

And I'm thinking, why can't these fucking companies just spray the shoes ahead of time? Like if we have to put a water repellent, stain repellent spray on every pair of shoes, shouldn't the manufacturer like Nike as billions of dollars just spray the fucking shoes? Considering they're making the shoe for $2 and selling it for 120?

You'd think they could spray it. The spray wouldn't be, because everyone's like just, oh, you just have to spray your shoes. I'm like, but every time I buy shoes, I don't wanna spend a day and a half in the garage spraying them three times, leaving them out to dry, bringing them in, like, ugh. So I don't. And then they do get ruined really quickly.

Mm-hmm. . But I'm just like, I don't understand what we're dealing with. Why do we have to do all the extra steps? Yeah. That's an interesting concept. I absolutely know. Yeah. I think it's like, why do we have to do extra steps? Well, and you, you know, you're, you're getting people from the killing fields of Cambodia to do, to make your shoes.

Shoes. And then it's like, and they [00:56:00] came and spray 'em. So like, oh, we have this $25 repellent for, it's like, I'm so tired of capitalism on my swear to God. It's know, it's terrible. Everything is up, everything to another thing. Everyth. Oh, there's a market for this. This we could sell. We could sell this. This hurts my feet though, so I need these special socks.

Yeah. Okay. Weird, right? The van socks, all these other socks. I'm like, can't. Oh, but now my posture's weird, so now I need to get brace. It's like everything. Just the thing that like sits in your back and like, oh, SAPs you. If you lean forward, I want this. We can't even sit up right anymore. Like, I know I sit at a desk all day long, everything's unaffordable.

Everything's a product. It is, everything's a product. Everything, everything, everything you do. People who live in New York City say they go out and spend $50 just to leave the house like. and it's true. I mean, everywhere you go Uber, this like $10 coffee, like that, like. It's an, oh, don't you want a scone?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. . And you always go with that fucking scone. Oh, I want a scone right now. Oh, I wanna fuck a scone. Oh God. Well, now I don't, do we feel okay about this episode? I feel okay. Yeah. That's good. Lots of stuff. We've a lot of stuff. Lots. A lot of [00:57:00] range. Lot of, a lot of, so vulnerability. Lot of vulnerability.

And so here's your, uh, weekly homework assignment, not you, the fans. Okay. Them. The one and Dems the ones. Make sure you message me and tell me what campground I need to go to as a solo retreat. Yes. As like a cleanser. And then me and Jim also need to know within a week or two, yeah. Like probably within a week, within a couple of days where we should go for Labor Day.

Should we go Torit Pines where there's already that guy that's going, do we go to Jones Pond? Do we go to the woods? Do we go? There's all these places, honey. God, there's so many around the country. Oh God. Oh my God. Do we go to Copper Cactus? Which is where I think I'm gonna go. It's a men's retreat. Okay.

Oh my God. And I'm scared though, and I don't like the pool, but other than that, um, I want a good pool. That's the one thing I want A big pool. A pool. And I want it to be busy. You wanna be floating around now? Labor Day. I want be Cannonball like in a pool. No, like I want Labor Day. Labor Day is always a busy weekend anyway.

Yeah, it's gonna massive. Cool. I want to be able to like, have tons of guys. So there's a selection of just like eye candy that you can just deal with. Okay. I love [00:58:00] this because when you go to the smaller ones, it's like, oh, there's Harold. . Yeah. There's always that one guy you're like, trying to avoid. But he's everywhere.

And he's everywhere. He's always there. Cock is always out. You're like, oh, he has a metal cocking. Hey. Oh. And he walks around. It's like, oh. But that's what they do. They do a metal. I'm gonna wear one. Oh, we're gonna have to wear Coching. No, duh. Oh, I know. I'm not walking around. Unpled in a fucking kick. Yeah.

Cause you can only fluff for so long. And then you're like, yeah, like, I need it to be a perma. But here's, but this is the vulnerability thing. Like you're supposed to, but No, but like, no one wants a little, well, maybe they do. I get it. But like, why, why are we so scared to just like, let things happen? Or not?

Or not happen for you? Honestly, without, without imagine medicine. It might not happen. So scared. I we're just so scared. We're just scared. You're scared. I'm not scared. Really. I, cause I've pulled my dick out in plenty of situations, honey. Ooh. It's the vulnerability of like allowing yourself to recoil, um, allowing yourself to.

be vulnerable in, in all your [00:59:00] nasty areas. Everything that's gross about you is in view. Everything you hate about yourself is right there. That's the worst part. But that could be the best part. If you can just get over it cuz then you're like, fuck it. I don't care about anything anymore. Like I don't care.

Yeah. I have a fucking belly get over it. Which I need to lose weight. . For our Labor Day. I'm celebration, I'm hoping on Ozempic. So I can lose about 45 pounds before we go in September. That or August. I love all these plans. Like these. We have, we are like setting plans in motion. Oh we are Like your 40th.

You are gonna be ready. Oh, we're gonna be ready. And my 40th, oh my God. It's gonna be a massive bash. I gotta figure out where to go. We've got, yeah, we've gotta plan like a a week and a half trip. Like it's gonna have to be like a Let's go to Napa. That's what actually there's a bear thing out there apparently, like, yep.

Yeah. Okay. Happy birthday. So when I'm 40, I'll be at the Bear party in San Francisco area. We'll be going to the wineries. We'll be getting drunken wineries. That's all I need. Hopefully we'll be on our 300th episode, [01:00:00] which we're at 180 9 right now, by the way. Okay, then we will be, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna be good.

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