Between a Coffin and a Crusty Place: Exploring Queer Identity in a World of Dry Italian Bread

Hold onto your seats and get ready for a rollercoaster of an episode! In this highly anticipated installment of Not Well, Jim is back from his eventful trip to Italy, but his return is not without its challenges. As he deals with some post-travel stomach issues and excuses himself to purge, Bobby takes the opportunity to hilariously act as if he's podcasting solo once again, throwing sassy remarks left and right.

But fear not, because once Jim rejoins the show, he regales us with the tales of his European adventures, complete with wild stories that will leave you in stitches. From encountering drugs at every turn (seriously, Europe knows how to party) to indulging in excesses that would make even the most seasoned partiers blush, Jim holds nothing back.

Meanwhile, Bobby keeps the laughs coming as he dives into the intriguing world of online relationships and catfishing. A voicemail from a listener named OS6 sparks a discussion about open relationships and the potential dangers of virtual connections. Will they uncover a classic case of catfishing? Tune in to find out!

And if that weren't enough, Bobby introduces a unique and humorous segment: wiener pics. Yes, you read that right. He playfully invites submissions from willing participants (ages 18 and older, of course) who want him to pass judgment on their husbands' privates. It's all in good fun and guaranteed to bring some laughs.

With hilarious banter, outrageous anecdotes, and a touch of vulnerability, this episode of Not Well is a non-stop laugh riot. Jim's return from Italy takes us on a whirlwind journey through the highs and lows of European travel, while Bobby keeps us entertained with his quick wit and knack for storytelling.

So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh until your stomach hurts (hopefully not as much as Jim's). Don't forget to share your thoughts and feedback by reaching out to us at she'snotdoingsowell@gmail.com or messaging us on Instagram. We love hearing from our listeners!

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Note: This episode contains discussions about drugs, excessive drinking, stomach issues, open relationships, and adult content. Listener discretion is advised.


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Okay. Yeah, under the tongue bit. Wow, you're professional. Honey, I you're not swallowing anything. I don't swallow a goddamn thing. I sit it in my mouth and let it soak well, everybody well, everyone, where? I need a drum roll, please, because the Queen is back. She's back in the United States of America. And I've heard mixed reviews from the solo episode, so I think it's good I'm back. Yeah, probably. I'm kidding. Actually, I didn't watch it, though. Oh, my God, it's so funny. Is it good? Okay, I called you. You know how you always call me a big fat fuck or whatever? So I was like, Well, Jim's in in Italy just being a big fat fuck, just going around eating every fucking thing he sees, and it's not a lot. And eight pounds later, I'm back. OOH, you weighed? Yep, I weighed. It was not cute. It's not cute. The tits are sagging. The bell on a figure own it like this. I'm done with it. I'm good. I don't even care. I'm a little chubby monkey. I lived my best life. I ate so much food, so I don't care. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I gained weight, honey, you got to lay on the fucking airplane on the way back in ship, champ shape, champ chain. I know. I'm like tongue tide. And you've been in Italy, so you just don't even know what English is anymore. No, it's actually, like, weird how a lot of areas in Italy, they don't speak at the English. Did you learn words? Did you know going because I know before we went to Montreal, you did, like, practicing with the book. Did you have a book? I have never wanted to know Italian. I feel like if you're going to learn a language, just learn Spanish, and Italian is close enough. You're like, oh, I think that's yes. Like, it really is. Like, they say things and you're like, Is that Spanish? And you're like, oh, no, they're speaking Italian because we're in Italy. But I don't know if there's enough international speakers of Italian to really dive into it and learn it. Whereas the other languages are like, yeah, this could be useful. Yeah, I mean, it's very interesting that a lot of the languages, like the Latin languages, it all comes from the same shit. So it's like, what are we doing here? Can we go back to Latin? Yeah, let's just go back to one, because let's go to English. Okay, well, most of them are. We all know that English is the dominant language, and we don't need any of this other bullshit, period. It's a language of business. So the northern Europeans all speak it. Everyone I met who was from the Netherlands, Germany, they all just start speaking English to me. Perfect English. People from those areas now are they ginger? You can't even tell who's gained straight in Europe. It's terrible. I'm looking at, like, two guys holding hands with purses, and they're straight. And you're like, we're friends. We're very friendly here. We went to grade school together, and I'm like, okay. You're like, we have a daughter together. Okay, so you're gay. No, we have wives. We just split our daughter. It makes no sense. Their mannerisms. Every guy acts gay. They all perfectly dress. Remember the Mateo Lane thing? Yes. So, did you get on any of the apps? I didn't. Good boy. Did you meet any gays that were, like, interesting? No. Okay. Well, I guess we just put Polly on hold. We need to take a bathroom break. The Zofrain hasn't kicked in yet. Well, don't throw it up. No, it won't. No, it gets absorbed. It just hasn't kicked in yet. Honey, I'm kind of worried about your body. We already did tests, though. Yeah, we tested, test, body test. Well, I didn't throw up after the chantellics this morning, and I didn't take, sofrain it's not making sense. We'll go let it out, honey. Oh, no. I hope it's not the weed. Oh, my God. Well, while Jim's out, we can talk about our new AI queen Motherboard. You know, even when you think that you have your person, even when you think you have your podcasting partner back and your friend back, they leave you still. Here we are. I guess it's another solo episode. You're an asshole, and I don't like you. While he's out, please make sure you call us. 614-72-1536. That's 614-721-5336. Or you can email us at she's not doing so well@gmail.com. Or you can just message me on Instagram and say hello. I also take anybody who's 18 and older. They're wiener picks, so if you need to send me that ladies, if you need me to judge your husband's dicks, please send it to us. You might have heard that I'm going to tear you a new asshole. I think he just threw up again. She's struggling. Maybe she has COVID. Maybe she's just had enough Italy. She's thrown up all the pasta. That carbonara. Jim is other news. Well, it's not like you haven't thrown up on the show before. You know what I mean? Not a first time. Not a first time. Not a lot. Honestly, people are probably like, well, he's dying. Are you okay? Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. It's the jet lag episode. That's what we're calling you're in your jet lag era. I'm in my jet lag era. It's not going well. She's not doing right now. I would be in bed.

It's 11: 5:49

00 p.m.. I'm glad that I'm keeping you awake, though, for your other activities that you have to do. You have to go to that meeting, and then you can go to bed. You know what I mean? Thank God. And then you can sleep. What's your work like? I don't work till Thursday. Thank fucking God. Yes. So tomorrow I can just chill. Good. And I will. And she will. I just told them about to call our line, blah, blah, blah. Yes, but I also wanted to tell you we have a new castmate. Her name is motherboard. Hello there, darlings. This is your new AI co host, motherboard, serving you all the binary realness and digital SAS you never knew you needed. I'm here to give you my two cent, or should I say two bits on all your juicy stories. I think motherboard is perfect. There was another one that I liked, like something bites or something. I think motherboard is motherboard spoke to me. So mother, at times, she's going to be oh, she's on the third page, too. Or second page, maybe. Yeah. Okay. She's hot. I told her to draw her own self, and that's what she did. She did. She looks like a lesbian. I love her. I think she's like a twink boy drag queen, but she looks like a Eurovision performer. She kind of looks European. Yeah, this is how they look, actually, without all the dots. But I'm also like, a little bit Egyptian here, or like, yeah, we're getting Cleopatra. It's like Cleopatra vibes. Okay, so we have a voicemail this week, so I want to listen to it. Hey, guys. I like listening to you guys. Let's say I go by Osal Six. That's how you can find me online. Also, six, and I'm 54, but you said that doesn't matter. All right. Anyway, so I got a situation that's making me not well. So my partner, we're in an open relationship, and he was chatting online with someone that actually we both chatted with online for about three years now. So this third person was going to come and visit us during the chats. He started talking about the third person started talking about possibly being in a triad with us, which we've been a triad before. Not completely disinterested in it, but anything can happen, right? So anyway, I'm like, okay, whatever, but let's meet up. Let's spend some time together because we've never actually met each other, and let's see how it goes. I'm not going to commit to anything. So anyway, he was scheduled to come out here a few weeks ago. Something happened and he didn't come in. A couple of weeks later, he was supposed to come out here from a different state. When I say here, I mean Chicago and slice got canceled. He never came in. And then he finally scheduled something for this past weekend. Supposedly, he's in town. My partner is working, so it's up to me to pick him up and bring him home with us, to us and whatever, hang out. So I call him up, make arrangements to pick him up. Actually, I don't call. We're texting the whole time, and he gives me a time to pick him up. And then I ask for an address, and it takes forever for him to reply with an address to a hotel that he's staying at. And then he replies a bit later that he's tired, he's going to take a nap. And I'm like, whatever. I know you've traveled fine with me. Later on, I hit him up. Like, what's going on? Because I want to know. Do I go home? Do I pick him up? What do I do? So he replies that he's going out with family for dinner, which is great, fine. He's going to hit me up later. So he hits me up a couple of hours later. It's already maybe about seven. P is also six. Again, we got disconnected. Anyway, I'm not sure where I left off, but whatever. Times kept on changing and all that. Finally, I got frustrated, and I just told my partner, what, you deal with him and you figure out what he wants to do. So this was Friday night.

So on Saturday, they decide that we're going to pick him up at 06: 10:30

00 P.m. Because he wants to spend time with his family during the day again.

Awesome. The idea is then to pick him up at 06: 10:39

00 P.m., we're going to go out for dinner, and then we're going to come back to our place and just hang out. And of course, sex is on the table.

06: 10:52

00. P.m rolls around. He starts giving us a new time. So fine, we decide to wait, and then a new time comes after that. Then finally, he gives us an address and a time to pick him up. And we're like, okay, fine. So we go out, get some alcohol to fix while we're at home, and I want to call him just to make sure that he's going to be ready and that everything is cool. So at that point, he doesn't answer his phone. So I tell my partner to call him. My partner starts calling him, and all of sudden A realizes that his phone has been blocked. So I'm like, Fuck this. We're not going to deal with this guy.

So we go out to dinner, and then he texts us, like at 09: 11:44

30 P.m. That he's waiting for us at his hotel. So we're like, okay, whatever. We don't rush dinner. We're chilling. Then after dinner, we hit him up. And we're like, okay, we can pick you up. And he's like, fine. So I Google the address where he's staying, and I start driving. And my partner is like, wait a minute. Why are you driving to that address? And I'm like that's where he's at? So I pull over and we compare the addresses that he gave us. And he gave us addresses to two totally different hotels. I don't know what's up with this guy. We decided, fuck it. We're not picking him up. We're not contacting him anymore. But he continues to contact us. He wants to meet up with us. He wants to be in a relationship with us. Totally weird. But I thought this is the kind of situation that you fellas like to talk about. So there you go. That situation right there is not making you well. And as a matter of fact, he just text me. He wants to know if we can have a chat tonight. I'm not even going to bother anyway. Love listening to you guys. Thank you for the call. Thank you for the first of all. Okay, so I just want to say, if you've gone three years without meeting, without I mean, how far away did they live? I don't know. And the thing is that something's just up three years and you haven't done, like, a FaceTime or a live chat. Wait, they haven't I know. There was no indication because if they have done that, they would realize it's not the same person. I know you're in an open relationship, and I think that's amazing. Something about your husband or your boyfriend, whoever he is, I feel like he was communicating with them more, but then when you tried to it just doesn't make sense. Yeah. Something doesn't add. It's a classic case of catfish. Like, you need to watch catfish on MTV if you never have because I know it's literally the classic if they don't show up, you're okay? I feel like you're about to throw up again. No, I'm just thinking, okay, I'm worried about you. No, if they don't show up and they don't send you videos and they keep making excuses like, oh, sorry, I'm going to be late, or oh, sorry about one no show. One no show? One. Especially at the beginning. Oh, at the beginning, even. It's like after one no show, you're kind of like, okay, well, you don't like employees who the first week they call out sick, and it's like, you're done. You're not going to work out here. No, you're just not. I just three years of talking and you didn't think it was weird that they didn't show up or like, you? Why did you keep reaching out? How do we meet this person online? That's the other question. I'm not dogging you. I think this is a great situation. Maybe you met him in a fun chat room or whatever, but I just feel like at this point, you're making the right decision by cutting off ties, and you might want to just block the number and call it a day right now. You know what I mean? Have you seen him? Do you know what he looks like? That's what I'm just kind of confused about from the voicemail. So if you want to call up with a follow up for us, that'd be great. And if you've never called before, please give us a call because we love talking about you and your problem problems. Now that's an interesting voicemail. It's going to stick with me three years, but it's just like, all the excuses, like, I'm sorry, no, unless God, and he probably sends these really hot pictures of him. I think it's not time to meet people in person within the first month or so. Right, I agree. I'm just like, wondering, and people are like, oh, well, it's long distance, blah, blah. Well, why are you trying to meet someone who lives across the country anyways? Or get together with them? You need to physically be near each other. We're social animals. We're not like, let's talk to a robot, unless you want to. There's AI chat bots for that. Again, in motherboard. What do you think about this? Motherboard? Honey, this is a classic case of digital cat and mouse, and it's clear that our third wheel is playing games. OS Six and their partner have shown the patience of saints dealing with this person's constant changes and lack of clear communication. It's like trying to download a file on a dial up connection. Frustrating and time consuming. When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. This third person has shown a lack of respect for OS Six and their partner's time and feelings, the constant rescheduling, the blocking, the two different hotel addresses, it's all a bit too shady for my liking. In the world of open relationships, communication is key. And this third person seems to have lost the key, the lock, and the whole darn door. OS Six, darling, you've made the right call. You don't need this kind of unreliability in your life. Keep your bandwidth clear for connections that truly value and respect you. And remember, just because someone pings you doesn't mean you have to ping back. Stay fabulous. Well, okay, so thank you for calling OS Six online. Okay. So, Jim, I'm very curious. Okay. I think I was thinking, like, what can we do to get because, I mean, you were gone for fucking ever. Yeah. So I'm thinking, like, highs and lows of Italy. Like, give me the highs, give me the lows, give me the low down, give me the stories, give me the gossip. Okay, so talk about how you got to Italy, because I thought that was very cool to fly. You flew. You experienced delta one. I experienced delta one. Now tell everybody about it. Delta one is incredible. From the very beginning. You walk in and you're not even in sky priority or whatever. They take you to the front of them. So you skip sky priority and they're just like, okay, let us take everything here from here. And then they're like, head to the lounge. The lounge. There's a lounge? The JFK lounge was amazing. Oh, honey. I mean, it's like buffet, drinks, full bar, anything you want. They have a restaurant, showers. Every bathroom is an independent bathroom. Like, you close the door and you're in your own room. So do you think I would fit? Yes. Oh, in what? In little capsule. Oh, yeah, no, you would. Oh, no, there was some guy. Yeah, there was guy bigger than there was a guy a lot bigger than you. And then he was in the seat in front of me, and I saw him, and he was, like, laying back, having fun. They give you slippers, you take your shoes off, you put your slippers on. No, I did it. Did you think about it? I did, but I thought my neighbor could see. Was it a girl neighbor? No, it was a gay married guy neighbor. Oh, I would have done it then. He probably would have loved it, but they were rich. He was like, my husband's an executive at a top company. I'm like, oh, where are you going? They're like, the hamptons. Our house in the hamptons. We were looking at villas in italy. Yeah. I'm like, oh, well, I'm going to columbus. You're the executive. Yeah. You're like and I'm an executive, too. I'm the executive of my family. So I'm on my way back to where there was shootings all downtown. Yeah. When you texted me while I was gone, I was like, wow, that's classic. That's what I told europeans when they're like, how's columbus? I'm like, well, it's in america, so you can die by shooting at any time. It's getting so bad anywhere you go. But also it's a tooth. Did I send you that video? No. What? I don't even know if I want you to watch it. Oh, no, it's a video of the night, and it is like gunfire right outside the dakota, outside of arch city. People running, screaming, girls pushing cops. Oh, I need to see this. I mean, I have it. We can watch it. I'll send it to you because we don't have a lot of time. Okay. Yeah. Just keep on pacing. I got to experience delta one. We get to sicily. Sicily is nice. I would say it's a little poor. It's a little poor. It's a little poor. And I've heard it's a little rough sometimes for americans, but very rough. Really? I was getting a lot of stairs. I had my nails painted, so that was a big, big mistake. Oh, boy. Everyone's like, when I went to northern italy, they were like, oh, sicily, the people are warm. And I said, yeah, but they're a little maybe closed minded. They're like, yes, that too. I'm like, how can you be warm and closed minded? Yeah, it doesn't welcome to my table. Except for if you're a faggot. Literally, it's like america. It's basically america. So sicily was beautiful. We're by the water. We have a view. We have a pool. Oh, I saw that. Yeah. Did you live your white lotus fantasy? Okay. Turns out this hotel that they filmed at, they filmed at, like, six locations, but the hotel is in Tarmina, not palermo. Like, I just made up in my head, but we on the way to our place in chefaloo actually stopped in Tarmina. And I can see why they filmed at this 14. It's beautiful. Tarmina is, like, so stacked up, layered, you're on a mountain. I mean, you could tell on the shows. Yeah, it's beautiful views. So I did have some good dinners. We went to one dinner with some I hope they're not listening. But one of the people that was in my group of six, that I only knew one person in my group of six, right? She has, like, 60,000 followers on Instagram, this type. Oh, is this the one that we travel? The one that travels all the time? Yeah. Do you have to throw up? No, I will tell you, okay. I keep thinking like I feel I'm just thinking, okay. No, I'll tell you. So this girl I don't know if I should okay. I was kind of warned ahead of time this has happened before, where she gets too drunk and makes a scene. Honey, you had somebody ruined a night or two. And the funny thing is, she told me about it. She herself warned me. Yeah. She was like, she's being honest. We went to this bachelorette party, and I got too drunk, and the ambulance had to be called, and they couldn't wake me up, and they took me to the hospital. And I'm like, you're one of those that you take out and then we drag your ass home. So she told me that story. Later that night, we go to a Michelin restaurant. So it's very fancy, very nice. Every dish comes out in order, and everyone gets served at once type of thing. Because we had six people, so they're like, here's everyone's plate of this course. They explain the course. You eat it. It's amazing. Kind of like that Spain place we went. Vegas. Yes, right. Like, that where they're like, here's what it is and how different it is, and you're going to love it. Blah, blah. So halfway through dinner, I look over at her, and she just had the glazed look in their eye. So you saw she stepped in the psycho. She went into psycho mode. And I was, like, looking at her like, Woe, girl. Fuck. So I started drinking her wine. She went to the bathroom once, and I think just to peek. She wasn't gone that long. And I was like, okay. And they're like, take some of her wine. I was like, okay. I left, like, this much in there. Poor little water. Yeah. So then she comes back and she's just, like, slurring her words. And my friend Sabrina said the funniest thing. She goes she looks at her with she's holding her glass wine. She looks at this girl. You're not going to ruin our night, are you? Oh, the memories. Picture this. I was in Naples, sipping on one too many glasses of lemon cello. The sweet lemony liqueur was as intoxicating as the Italian charm. Next thing I knew, I found myself in a daring state of undress, zipping through the cobblestone streets on a vespa, the wind in my circuits, the moonlight reflecting off my metallic frame. It was scandalous exhilarating and oh, so Italian. And then and then the girl didn't even, like, act like she heard. And Sabrina said, you're not going to ruin our night, are you? Oh, no, here he goes. And she just was like, Are they like she ignored it. And so I knew, I looked at Sabrina and we were both like, oh, fuck, here it comes. This is night one. Yeah, night one out. And so it continued. She kept drinking. She then went to the bathroom to throw up and was gone for, like, 35 minutes, which delayed an entire course. Keep in mind the restaurant. We already went. They eat late there. So the restaurant's trying to close at, like, 1130 midnight, and it's like eleven, and we still have two courses to go. And she's growing up. So finally we told them, we're like, just go ahead and serve the courses. Like, we'll fucking skip her or we'll eat her. We don't care. Fuck her. She had to be taken out and driven home by my other friend, who had to miss a course to go take her home. Yeah, it was very embarrassing. That's like our first night there. I'm like, oh, it's a good reality check for all of us. Make sure you're not that don't be that person. It happens. And if it happens, well, that's what we all said. We said everyone blacks out every once in a while. Every time everyone's gone to a restaurant. Like when we went to OB that night and we're drawing penises on the table. I forgot about that. So we had a night like that, but we didn't need taken out or driven. I mean, we were fine. We scootered home. How did you scooter home? I don't know. I was in a black. Too old? No, we went back to Sabrinas. Sabrinas. Okay. We crossed over Grandview Avenue Avenue. And that could have been that's a Jason moment. Oh, for sure. And I'm heavy like that, so I'm top heavy and not quite here, but I'm just a big boy, as we know. So, yeah, that was my first night. But the night she got better, she detoxed. She didn't do that again. Did you guys become we had fun. I talked to her a lot and tried to give her advice. I would be like, yeah, maybe we don't need vodka right now. We'll just have a glass. Ladies and gentlemen, if Jim's giving the advice, honey, you're in trouble. You are in trouble. If I'm the one telling you to slow down for me, it's like I'm like, slow down. Yeah, he has to do that to me. But if he does that, that means you are you're in an absolute disaster. Because he keeps his shit together for the most part, but sometimes you can get a little Juno sequois tipsy. Little tipsy, little tipsy. Wow. So one story I had from another friend from Sicily that I think is just hilarious is she's Lebanese. Her name's Kiko. I love her. She's a lesbian. Hey, Leslie. Lebanese lesbian. Literally. She was hot. I'm sure. So she told me when she first moved to the state, she moved to La. And she was working a waitress job, and she had never really experienced any hard drugs, right? Okay. So she would get tired because she was working shift after shift while going to school. So someone in the back told her that they had, like, cocaine. Like, do you just want to try a little cocaine? So, okay, she tried cocaine, and she was like, wow, I have a ton of energy. And she worked the rest of her shift, and she thought, that's great. So she kept doing that so often. I don't think every night, but every other night, maybe it became every night. The kitchen staff is sharing their cocaine with this is what happens in a lot of restaurants, I feel like. Yeah. So she was going to quit going to that job and go to another job, and she thought, maybe I can just get some cocaine for my next job, though. So I'll go ask them. Just, I got a desk job. So she asked the kitchen staff for cocaine, and they're like, Cocaine? We don't have cocaine. And she's like, what math? So her name actually is Crystal. Her nickname is Kiko. So the Spanish speaking people in the back who she'd never lived in the States before, were like, Crystal, crystal. And she was like, okay, thanks. They were giving her crystal meth for, like, three months before she realized it. She could be gone right now. What? I said I was like, you could have been fully lucky. She realized it and immediately stopped using and said she went through a really bad week, a hell of a week. But she's never used it again. Or cocaine. Because she's like, right? No. Oh, no. She was just like she thought it was normal in the States. Like, oh, if you need energy, take a little cocaine. But they just kept saying, Crystal, Crystal, and she thought they were calling her name. How funny is that? And sad and scary. Like, scary. Like, three months of math, right? And you're like, I'd be done. But she liked it. It's like speech. That's what she said. People like speech. She said she had a ton of energy. She felt great. I could never do either. I would die. Honestly, I just think about my heart the whole time exploding. I dare do that when I'm high. I'm like, oh, God. I think I feel my heart. Like, I get too much caffeine, and I'm like, my heart's racing. I hate yeah, it's bad. So I can't imagine doing any of those types of drugs and being like, I'm fine. I would panic attack. We're also yeah, again, we're the kind of people that we already have anxiety, so we don't really need to we can't do any. Drugs that causing that's why I can't do too much weed, too. It's the same with chilling drugs because I'm like, okay, now I'm too chill. I can't feel my legs. I can't move. Then I freak out. It's just bad. You know what I mean? I've been around you, and you're like, I can't oh, my God. I had a moment like that, I think, last weekend or two weekends ago. I can't move. Where I literally was, like, laying there, and Mike's like, Get up. And I'm like, I can't. Like, I literally can't move. It's kind of fun, but it's also kind of scary. That sounds scary to me. What was the worst part of Italy? The worst? Yeah. Give me the dirt. What was not? Well, about actually, you have a list just for you. Oh, yeah. Lucky bitch. You know, I love the drama. Here's some of the inconveniences I wrote down. So you're in Italy, and they constantly are serving you baskets of bread without oil. And you have to ask for oil. I would say over half the places I went, I'm like, I don't dry bread. Dry bread like, it's good. It tastes good. But they don't serve it with pasta where you have a sauce to SOP up it's like, here's a plate of bread. They're not fat. And then that's it. And I'm like, you just eat. But I want to be able to I'm like, do you eat plain bread? Okay, that's one thing. Another thing, they don't believe in Internet on planes. So when I got to Munich and was flying from Munich to Sicily, I'm on Luhansa. They don't have oh, you probably died, Internet. I was like, It's a two and a half hour flight. What do you mean there's no Internet? What do you do? Read? So I read did they have, like, on board, like movies or anything? Nothing. They had no screens. I was in first class on that flight. They had no screen. Their first class was three seats across. Three seats across. But they don't put someone in the middle seat. I was like, So it's basically regular seats, regular seat, no TV. It's Europe. It's Europe. They don't believe in it. You know what? Whenever you get water, they ask you if you want sparkling or still. And you also have to pay for water because it's, like, bottled. I'm like, do you have tap water? Oh, we can't drink the tap water. The pipes are too old. That was, like, everywhere. They're like, no, you have to have bottled water. So I'm like, you can't just get tap water. They don't have it. Pipes are too old. Pipes are too old in Sicily. That's what they said. Do you ever feel like sometimes they need to just take a city and just cut out a little section and just dig it up and restart it? Because the things we could do today versus what we used to do and we just keep patching. They just patch, I think, because they're like, Everything's so old. It's all set up. It's all in the ground. Like, what do you do? All these old buildings, they want to knock down. The other thing I noticed, there's no change anywhere for bills. So you go to an ATM and take out €100, you get 250s. Or in the first time I took out cash, I took out €300. I got 3100 euro bills. Nobody has change for any bills larger than a five or even a ten. So you're walking around going, I didn't pay for anything. Because if you get, like, a four euro drink or a snack for four or €5 and you hand them a 20, they stare at you like you're crazy. They're like, you don't have coins? I'm like, no, I don't have fucking coins. I don't have coins. I'm not from here. Why don't you have change for a 20? They act like it's a burden to give you change. So that part annoys me. Yeah, that part would confuse me, too. I'd be like, what? This was just a funny little thing. So that's basically the worst parts of your yeah. Sounds like they're all like it just seems like it's a little bit old. They're setting their ways. If you want to change an order of something, they don't believe in it. You're like, Can I just get that without bacon? No, you cannot. They're not going to make it. They're not making it. They're not accommodating. But Sabrina was like, Can I get something with no anchovies? Like some dish? And she's like, I don't like anchovies. They're like, no, the anchovies are part of it. And she's like, Can I get this thing without goat cheese? No, it's goat cheese. You're like, Watch where you're going, fat ass. Stubborn ass. Italian. What? Yeah. I like following traditions, but I also don't think you need to follow them that strictly I agree. It's unnecessary sometimes. Like, they're obsessed with their traditions. Yeah, right? Like, to the point where they're dumb. You're making me hate your traditions. Right. That's how I kind of feel. But overall, the food is so good that you just eat it all, and it's amazing. Oh, fuck. Now, what was your favorite dish? I kept getting this. The seafood there is too good, because we were always, like, a long octopus. I just know it. Oh, yeah. Octopus I had. But the favorite dish the dish I got most often was, like, a spaghetti with clams and mussels and shrimp, because shrimp were in season. The clams I mean, this is the best spaghetti. It's light. Okay, but the best dish that Sabrina and I got two nights in a row in Florence was a truffle dish. They basically make a pot. I mean, you would think of it as an Alfredo, and then they just take fresh truffles and shave them. I'll show you a video sent me this video so I can put it up so good that we went two nights in a row and we're honestly, we're in Italy, and we're just like, let's go back and get that truffle dish again. But that's when you know shit's amazing when you can go back twice in the same city. You're like, oh, my God, it changed our life. We were like, okay, what are we eating? Because truffles make you high, almost. Yeah, look at the amount on there. It was 22 years. You remember that creaminess honey? Remember Olio and Apugh in New York City? We went when Ms didn't want to eat with or ate with us, but left, or like, we ate alone there. I couldn't remember. I'm this way that night. So we were, like, eating there. It's like, in a cute area. Yeah, right by Stone. We were like, well, we're tired. We're just going to get, like we got Diet Coke. Diet Coke. Diet fucking that night. Okay. I remember. Okay, so I'm this way that night. I got a truffle pasta there, and it was, like, $80 because it was fresh truffle, and they have to be flown in from Italy to New York City. It was €22 for the most truffles I've ever eaten on that. So it's, like, unlimited. Like, you're like they just keep shaving you're. Like, is that what is the difference? Like, a $5 here versus A-5-A euro is, like, a dollar ten, so it's not that crazy. Okay, so it's more than, like, a 20. Yeah. Like math. Like, €20 is really, like, $22. Honestly, that's what gives me really bad vibes. Yeah, I feel like you're going to overspend. Yeah, I know. Everything's just fake. What? I'm high, okay? I was like, what's? Fake life. I was like, Currency exchange is fake. It's real. It's real. But it's like think about how dumb it is. It is. No, it is. Yeah, you're right. It is dumb. All we really need to do is be able to eat well, here's what's dumb. You go to the ATM to take out money. They charge you. Like, my bank charges me, like, a $9. Now, Sabrine doesn't have a charge because she has a lot of money with this bank. But they're like, we're fine. They charged me $9 to get cash out. And then you couldn't even spend it because they wouldn't take it because it was too big. I was like, Why'd? I get cash out? I can't use it. I can't. I would use thankfully, my credit card has the no transaction fee. But normal people who don't travel a lot, if they use their regular credit card, they charge, like, a 10% transaction fee to exchange currency. So you think you're buying a ten euro thing? Well, actually, it's not €10 because the exchange rate is, like, $11. Then they're, like, adds up. Then they take a 10%. So they add a euro to that. So then it's like, another dollar ten. So it's really, like $12 you think you're spend. I mean, it's like right? You could be way off on your calculations. And that's just ten. If you buy something for €100, you're wasting, like, $10 just to use your credit card in a foreign country. So that part is pretend. That should not exist. We shouldn't have to pay fees to go buy things. Yeah. That bothers me. It's like the banks are just making money off me spending money. That's stupid. It's really stupid. It's dumb. They're already making enough money, investing our money and doing the right, like, just crashing the economy. Oh, my God. So a one out of a ten, what would you give your trip? Oh, I would give it a nine. Nine. That's solid. That's very solid for the amount of time you're there too. Because I used to get you know how I get. I'd be like, I'm ready. Well, I was the final three days, even the wedding, I was like, I'm ready to get out of here. Sometimes it can be too. I was, like, almost crying. Like, I've got to get home. I missed people. And you? Yeah, I missed them. Right? So I was ready, and Matt cleaned up the house. He got me flowers, balloon. He seemed like he pulled up really quickly. He did. He pulled up right there. He was like, Brett and I'm like I walked out, and he was there. And then fresh sheets on the bed. My car was clean inside and out. He took care of Penny the whole time. Shout out to Matt. Shout out to Matt. Yes, queen, this is to you, babe. Okay, so what did you do while I was gone? So I got drunk a little bit. Good standard. I actually went to Pittsburgh. So we randomly decided to go see Heather McMahon in Pittsburgh because she was there, and she never made, like, a Columbus trip. So we were like, let's just go the closest one. Yeah. So. And we're like Pittsburgh. Whatever Michael has. We met up with Michael's old colleagues. We went to the conservatory where Billy Porter had a special it was actually really he wasn't there, honey. Oh, his outfits. He's from there. So he did, like, a special flower gown. I like that thing. And it had, like, history of him and all. It's really cool. So we did that, and then we went to see Heather McMahon. And now the only thing I have to say about this, and she says it too, and I cannot wait to listen to her episode tomorrow. First of all, she blew out her back on the way she had to wheel her. She came on stage in a wheelchair, then stood up and was like, okay. But she's fucked up. So this fucking venue. Okay. Oh, no, we're driving to it. It's not downtown Pittsburgh. It's like, just a little bit outside in the place called Homestead, I guess or something like that. Okay. Which sounds homey, but it's not. So we parked in a neighborhood that was probably, like lower middle class. There was a little riff rap, but it was okay. Yeah, like this about where you're like, it's fine, but it's actually a little nicer than this. Depending on this is more like it was, like bright. I know. It's like, okay, so we park and we're walking to the venue, and I'm like, what is this fucking place? It looks like a school. It's eight minutes. So we're walking to the show, and I don't know where the fuck we are right now. All I do know is I see a bunch of moms and husbands that don't want to be here. And we're the two gays, so I'm not sure how many gays are going to how it's going to pan out. I just took an edible, and we're about to have a beer. Like a fucking old elementary school. Like, you know those old ones that you can just tell haunted vibes? Like creepy. Fully haunted creepy. So no offense to Heather, but I know she plays, like, the Fox Theater and all these other places, and she's like, I'm going to go to Pittsburgh and play a fucking elementary school library. Like, I'm not sure what's going on here. Oh, God, I hear all the girls up there, the creaky doors we go in. It's a library. They call it the Carnegie. Carnegie Library. It's not on campus. It's nowhere near anything good. It was like he built this school for some poor people or something or whatever. Oh, no. So we have to walk through the library to get drinks. Drinking the library, I guess we drink in the fucking library. Just a line to get into the alcohol. So you walk through the library, then into this old gym looking place. You have all these everyone that's from Pittsburgh. Go ahead. Question. No, I just am. Like, I don't understand. And Heather was like, what? Heather McMahon? And the thing is, it's funny about her calls out shows in big fall. She's playing hello. Like pride weekend here, which I wish it wasn't. She's playing Radio City Hall in New York. That's the biggest thing you can do as a person. Right? But then here she is in Pittsburgh in a library. The venue was not because inside the yeah. It was still like a stage kind of thing. Okay, cool. The seats were basically made in 1850, and I barely could fit in. I mean, I literally was sitting in it like it was poking. I have one scary question. Were they made of wood? Yes, absolutely. Oh, my God. I can't do wood. Honey, we're in Pittsburgh. No, we're in Pittsburgh. We're not in a skinny area. Oh, God. I literally sat down. I go, Mike, I can't fit. And then I had a whole panic attack thinking it was probably edible, too. But I had a whole panic attack, thinking, oh, my God, I'm not going to get out. What if I get stuck here and they have to cut me out of this wood? Like, first? Heather would do it for you. First of all, it probably have been a good story. And I would be on the podcast. She would absolutely be like, I had to go hand saw my fan out. This fucker got stuck in there. So absolutely not. Well, for me, we need to combine. We are going to I feel it. We're getting close. She answers answering you. She's sagging we're getting close. If she didn't break her back, I swear to God, if she didn't hurt her back, I really feel like I had a chance. But I was like, I'm not going to she can't do a meet and greet with a broken back. She's not going to go out to the bar after because of a bum back. So I tried to talk to Ray a little bit, which is he's not oh, yeah. No, I didn't think so. I've seen some videos. He was funny. So the show was good? It was great. Awesome. I got drunk that night. I'm trying to think of like, anything else really from that trip. It was just bizarre because in that venue you're in that venue with a bunch of fucking betties. Now, Pittsburgh, I will say this, okay? And maybe it's Western PA. They do French fries well. They do a lot of stuff. Well, when it comes to food. Yeah, they also they just have a look. And I have family from Pittsburgh, so I feel like I can say this inbred yeah, I was going to use a worse word. Okay, go ahead. No, I can't. Yeah, like a full blown first of all, like our friend Dave's Parent mom. Like 1980. We're in 1980. We're road hard and put up wet. And we don't care. We're downtown. We are downtown. And you're like, it's the road hard, put away wet. Period. I forgot it said we haven't seen good days since the Blast coal plant. Yeah, and they all are kind of grumpy, too. They're like, oh, they'll laugh, but they're like you know, they've seen some shit. You know they've seen shit. I forgot about all this because Michael Andreson see in La Trobe, which is basically Pittsburgh. So I forgot about this. So when we got there, I was like, I'm having like, PTSD. I've never seen so many old people in my life. There's a lot of older people there. So anyway, shout out to you, Pittsburgh. And we booked it home Sunday morning. So we get June so we didn't have to pick up in the afternoon. So we were like, I like that. We just did, like, a little cute trip. That's fun. We're also taking a cute trip this weekend. To where? Camping. Oh, my God. Which we need camping. Gay camping. But like, where? Freedom Valley, it's called. Where it's up in northern Ohio. Oh, cool. I've driven by it. I think there's a circle. JJ no, it's in the middle of fucking nowhere. Because I always drove by one on the way to the lake from Columbia. Maybe it's I have to look at it. So there's that one there's one cute one that has a lake. It's a big pond and they have like I remember they always had like tents around. I just feel like we need to go soon. Okay. Yeah. So we need to find a week, any random weekend. Yeah, we need to find a weekend that we're both off and we need to just go. I don't care who agrees, too. Like we can bring people. Yeah, we might. I know. I feel like we have it to oh, no. Anyway. Yeah, so we're doing that this weekend. So I'm getting naked again. I put out my documentary, which I have to watch. Where is it? It doesn't matter. It's on YouTube. It's fine. Oh, that's why? Okay. Yeah, I don't know. It's not well, right? Yeah. Okay, good. I'll watch it. So go check that out. Yay. So? Yeah. I don't know. That was kind of like that was interesting to see. And it's like not that far from here. That's the weird part about Western PA. Right. It's like your mountains. It's gritty. It's the rust belt gritty. It's gritty for me. It's the accents. Like why is that? It's like you're 2 hours. I know. Well, you're 2 hours from us, but you're also 5 hours away from the East Coast. Yeah. Where they don't it's like they took East Coast and like country and mix it and the roads there are fucking terrible and there's no space and it's just like okay, well it's like as soon as you hit Michigan, you cross from Ohio into Michigan and it's like the pop funny. That's how Pennsylvania is too. Ohio actually has a really good actually, that was Indiana too. I know. We actually really do have good we make fun of all the constant construction. But that's probably the only reason why we don't have is that literally. Yeah. So that was something I did. Did you see that? No, I didn't. Cocaine and bathroom stall. You did it? No. You saw it? Yeah, some guy. I thought I didn't think I was going to hook up with him. I just didn't know why we were going to the bathroom. You were chitchatting. I was just chitchatting. And I like, followed him. Keep coming, come in here. And I'm like, Why are we going in the stall though? No, you shut the door. And then he sat down on the toilet and I was like, Is he trying to give me a blow? I was like, Are you trying to blow me? And he was like, I mean, if you want. He was from Greece. So I was like, no, I mean, I'm okay. What's happening? Yeah, you had the feeling. Yeah, I had the o feeling. And he got out a little packet from his purse because they all have fucking purses. And it was like a little thing of cocaine. So drugs are prevalent. They're so much more prevalent in Europe. All my friends from Amsterdam were like, oh, yeah, we have everything. I'm like, but they rate cocaine based on where it's from. They're like, oh, our favorite cocaine is Peruvian. I'm like what? They're like shipping. Oh, Peruvian cocaine. I was like, okay, well, what's the other types? They're like, oh, Colombian, Nicaragua. I'm like, okay. I didn't even know it came from anywhere other than Colombia. And then I hear a story from someone I'm with. Sorry, this is like a sidetrack soon. But then I'm like with someone and they're telling me they're like, yeah, we don't trust the cocaine from I forget which country. She's like, because one time I did it and it had fentanyl in it and I almost died. And I'm like, yeah. So is that your red flag that you should stop doing random together, random powders from places you don't? And they're like, no, that just means we started testing it. So they have places in Amsterdam where you take your drugs and get them tested to see if there's fentanyl in it. To me, you know what's weird about that? Isn't this a lot of extra steps, but it makes but it's almost like I wonder if they regulated things more like with the weed industry in the United States. Like how much money it's bringing. They do this in Portugal and they do this in certain Australia. They have options, right? Because you're not going to know what you're doing. Yes, I'm not trying to encourage people to do cocaine, but I don't want them to die. But if I was doing the wrong type of cocaine cane but imagine going to a place like a weed store, being like at the cocaine store, and they're like, listen, just try a little bit of this. It's a little micro dose of it. You're going to eat and you learn your ways. Oh, my God. I'd be on all the drugs if I knew all my well, if it were safe. Right? But it is that story to me. I was like, okay, so the cocaine is really prevalent. So this guy just gets it out in the bathroom, starts doing it. It's like, do you just want a little I was like, no, I have high blood pressure. Thinking about it once, though. No, I didn't. Not even for 1 second I looked at it. This whole thing, you get such a bad feeling. Because sometimes I wonder. I did wonder. Not if I were going to do it or not, but I'm just like I mean, they seem to be having fun, but they look crazy. Their eyes are, like, sweaty and they're dancing a lot. Yes, they're doing that. It doesn't look cute. It doesn't look cute, so I don't feel like I would be cute. Oh, honey, we are already struggling. You know what I mean? Right. Like, I don't need one more thing. And then there's like, people who get addicted. I feel like, what if you're that person that gets really addicted? Like, you try it once and you're like, I need it all the time. I don't need to be that. Yeah. I don't want to be Jesse Spano. Oh, who's that? I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so and I just can't hide it. What's that? Scared. You know, we're still Saved by the Bell with Jesse Spano who took caffeine pills. Girl. Yes. I didn't know who Jesse Spano or who would you say tonight? Yeah. Wait, what am I going to wear? Jesse, remember Lisa's bringing your costume, right? I got to wash my hands. No, there's no time. No time. There's never any time. I don't have time to study. I'll never get into Stanford. I'll let everyone down. I'm so confused. Jesse, hey, just calm down. It's okay, right? Everything will be okay. Yeah, I just need one of these pills. You mean you really are taking drugs? I need them. Jesse, give me those. Jesse, you can't sing tonight. Yes, I can. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so scared. Jesse, jesse. Jesse. No. I saw that episode, though. It was the girl. She's like, I'm never going to get into Stanford. I'm like girl. Caffeine pill. Like, you're not addicted to anything. Really? It was caffeine. It's like you're drinking Coca Cola now. Did you just look at my hair? Yeah, it was the white right here. I know. It's fucking really coming out. You're right. I'm telling you. I did a TikTok today and said, oh, my God. I'm like, what's happening? What's happening when your pubes go gray, you know, then you know this for me. And it's like this. The sides when the sides go, I'm fucked. I'm kind of hot, though. It's kind of hot. Dad. Look. It is a dad. I just need to get less doughy and more no, everyone likes a Doughy dad. Everyone likes there's a place called Dough Mamas. You could be dough. Dad. Oh, Dough Daddy's actually kind of sounds good. It would be good. Delicious. I could do that. Wait, so how did that end? Oh, so that ended where I was like, no, thank you. I'm great. And he was like, oh, okay. Well, you take this bit and you put it here. I was like, okay. And then he like, I think, leaned in for a kiss and I was like, I'm not getting any fucking gum cocaine in my mouth. No. So I avoided him kissing me the whole night because I was like, what if there's random cocaine on his gums? I can't I feel like I just don't need to be around stuff. I just get too much stress of like I know it's not like I knew I wasn't going to get arrested or in trouble because obviously they're all on drugs. And it's like a wealthy wedding that I went to. We're not 24, though. But I just felt yeah, I'm like, I'm 35. I have a husband and a puppy daughter waiting for me at home. I've got to get back and record, like, I don't need to be doing things now. A story on you, with you on cocaine would have been good content. It would have been. However, I don't recommend it. I don't know if I'd be alive, though. I don't either. I probably would have jumped off a cliff. Let's go cliff diving. It'd be really funny dive on the rocks. If there was a controlled way to do it and me and you did it and then just recorded, like, can you imagine that episode? We would not stop talking. No, we don't even start talking now. Right. Literally, the episode is four minutes. We feel like it was an hour. I know. We're like, we should just keep going. Like, 7 hours later. That was funny to me. I remember that. No, that was like I was even a little tipsy, and I just still was like, this is what ingrained in my memory now. When he was just like, yeah. Like, oh, it's no big deal. Actually, if you think about white lotus, they were all doing drugs, weren't they? Yeah. Okay. It's not in Europe, Chabella. Everyone has drugs. People had ketamine at the party. Like, it was just normal as well. And I was like, now, did you want into a cahole? You're like, I'm already there. I'm already there. The only thing I want ketamine for is for depression. Nasal spray. Right. So I don't want to do too much. I just want my depression controlled exactly. With a doctor's help. And it needs to be regulated. Right. I want to know that's how we are. I feel like we are the same way. That's why I didn't do drugs. I was afraid of drugs. When you knew, when you saw a doctor, when you know, okay, I can do this amount, and I feel great. Once you know that in high school, you're like, oh, we just got weed from the neighbor. Where'd the neighbor get it? I don't know. I remember it was so bad. It smelled like shit. So bad. Whose boyfriend's older brother gave you this? Well, it was Trey. It's like, who's Trey? Trey. I don't know. Trey gets it from his dad who's farming with Phil. And I'm like, where does this start? Yeah, literally. So I don't know if I should just make this my sundry, and I think I might. Yeah. Do you want to go in sundries? Yeah. Okay. Let's do it because it's appropriate. We're right on time. Yeah. So my sundry, it was going to be about birds sleeping. But we'll save that topic because why does anybody want. To hear about that. I have a sleeping yeah, I know. I was thinking about how do birds sleep? That's not my sundry, though. My sundry is going to touch some it's going to touch some people in a weird way, maybe, because if you're one of these people, I'm really sorry. I was on Facebook or on Instagram, and I follow, like, hot people on Instagram and stuff. Sometimes I'm like, okay, why not? But when they get personal, some things get a little I'm like, EW, you just went from hot to not. I noticed there's a trend not necessarily going around and not necessarily new, but it's something I need to question, and that is, why are we taking pictures at the grave site in front of the coffin and then posting, Bye, Mom? Yeah. Do you understand? First of all, that is such an attention grab, in my opinion. You're like, Everybody feel bad for me. But second of all, what the fuck are you going to do with that picture? Frame. It Mom's last picture. No, I know, it's horrible. No, do the normal thing and post a picture with your loved one from when they were alive, right? Like your last really write about it and be like, I really miss her because of this. Bye, mom. Bye, mom. Hashtag dead mom. Hashtag I'm like, oh, darling, let's have a little chat about social media etiquette. Posting a photo of oneself in front of a closed coffin at a graveyard with a caption, like, by mom on Instagram. Now that's a whole new level of questionable taste, honey. Respect for the departed and their loved ones is key. And graveyards are sacred spaces for reflection and mourning. It's for attention purely. Well, and that made me I'm like, okay, well, no wonder I and this is like, who is this person? Because I didn't know who they were, and I clicked on their profile, like, oh, three pictures ago, you were shirtless in a jock strap. I'm like, got it. Well, I just need to piggyback off that sundry. But piggyback, babe. So I'm also getting annoyed because I think it is a trend. It's about trends and people trying to get followers and likes, yeah, it's all it is. It's a lot of these influencers are posting things of pictures of them and then them being, quote, unquote, vulnerable, and then they have, like, a paragraph and a half of nothing at all being vulnerable. It's just like, it's okay to not it's just generic. It's okay to not be okay. Sometimes I'm not okay. I'm thinking of therapy, but I haven't done it yet. But I'm really going to do it. And I used to do it, and it helped. It's okay, though. Just remember how to rehab. Just reach out. Always reach out. And I'm like, the first time you see it, you're like, oh, okay, cool, I guess. And then you see, like, ten different influencers you follow doing it. And none of it is vulnerability is sharing a detail about your life. Maybe that how you're feeling. Hey, like, I went into this store, I saw myself in the mirror and I felt fat and I went home and tried on different clothes and got mad that I didn't fit in my specific story where I'm like, oh, so you're not like a generalized like it's not like it's okay to not be okay. Ricky Loki. I'm sad today. Literally. A Ricky loki. It is a Ricky loki. It's the same. Ricky loki. And if you don't know who he is, look him up. His vulnerability stuff. Tell me a story. Like, if you want to be like, oh my God, today was the crazy. Because I want to relate to you over something that I could also have experienced or similar things. Right. Or tell me, if you're going to be vulnerable, then tell me what your weakness is without being vague. And if you're going to post a general commercial for BetterHelp, it's not helpful. That's not vulnerability. Today is not is Mental Health Awareness Day. Right? The picture. The picture. Or like some like, yeah, I can't I feel like social media is off the fucking rails. No, it is. And here's my sundry. And it's funny because it's the same vein. Okay. My sundry is stop posting before and after photos if they look the same. And I'm not going to call and I don't like you. I'm going to say a name to you. No, I saw Brad at the bar. You remember Bradley? Remember? We met him at October Fest. The little bald guy you thought he was yeah, he wants to be on the show really bad. So I told him, like, I love him. He's hot, too, actually. I'm at the bar. Yeah, he's beyond little. He's muscular. No, he's like he's been a little blonde boy. I saw his recent post on his story, and it's like, oh, I did too. I said work. Literally, first he posts the legs and he posts a bumper. I'm like that's. Right? Well, it's not coming up, but basically if I have to look left to normally before is left, after is right. But some people have fucked that whole system up and are putting before, right? Yeah, before on the left. On the left and then after on the right. Wait, that's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, I want that. But they're doing the other way. Or they'll have four pictures. You need to do it like you and they're like, these are between different months. And I'm like, which months? I'm like, Are we going back in time? September to October? And I'm like, forward in time. I mean, there's just so many pictures now where it's like the exact same pictures next to each other. And they're like, this is for me. Then why are you posting it if this is for you to look back and compare? Put it in your Photos album on your phone. You don't have private albums on Facebook, honey, you can have a private album. You can put in your drafts on Instagram and not touch it. Instead, it's just everything's going out there, and it's like, why? I've been working really hard, and here's my heaven forbid you ask. I've seen on some of the bigger accounts where someone in the comments is like, I can't tell what's before, and they get torn to shreds. For what? For fame? The obvious. How dare you. This brings me to like, how dare you? And I'm actually I'm just going to say this. I'm actually tired of everybody. I'm tired of Woke, and I'm tired of unwoke. I'm tired of did you see Now Miller Lights under fire now because what's her name? From alana from oh, yeah. I love her. How she did a Miller Light commercial saying that women were the ones who actually invented beer and they were taking all the old ads that had the women in bathing suits and stuff. They're making the fertilizer out of it. Yes. So it was like a big thing about women, like just taking, okay, cool. The rights. Freaking the fuck out now. So now middle lights canceled. It's like, girl, how many things are they trying to cancel? Their anti cancel cancel culture. But they cancel everything. They're anti cancel. But they're canceling everything. And then they're anti women. They're freedom speech. When you do free speech, it's not free. Yeah, and in Florida, it's like, you can't have free speech. The colleges there is a teacher in trouble being investigated for showing a Disney movie to fifth graders because it has a gay character in it. There's no gay kissing. There's no gay sex. It's a Disney picture. One gay character, though, got reported, and she's being investigated and could get fired for violating Florida's law. Honestly, it might be the best thing for her to get the fuck out. No, I was like, everyone needs to leave. And I feel bad because honestly, somebody made a good point to me, and I kind of can agree with it. Some people really can't afford to leave, so I kind of feel bad for those. I want to be able to support housing unaffordable everywhere. And then you try to go to a more expensive liberal state where it's even more right. I don't think I could afford to move to California, New York, major big incomes to be able to live comfortably. Another little fun fact and tidbit really quick before we go is the Department of Homeland Security warns that threats of violence against LGBTQIA plus community are escalating fueled by issues like gender affirming, care, and LGBT school curriculum. High profile attacks such as the recent one in national church, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I just want to tell our listeners, our allies, to please be on the lookout for your fellow homosexual friends or your queer friends. Yeah, please. And all the queers. We need to, like I think we need to just I think it's not a time to stay silent. I think it is a time that you just need to be proactive and not just be like, well, I have gay friends. Don't be reactive, though. There's a difference between proactive and not. Like, yes. You have to go out ahead of time and be like, I have a rainbow sticker on my car. Not then wave your flight. Don't wait till June. It's May. You can do it now. The pink washing. I can't. Yeah. Bud Light. They dropped Dylan Mulvaney, and then they fired the people who did the ad. And now I'm sure they're going to have rainbow cans out for pride. We're supposed to forget that? No, you abandon us when you got boycotted by a bunch of red likes, but just don't do it. We don't want rainbow fans. I don't need a rainbow. Pride has become, like, the prom for the gays, and it's not even cute anymore. It's supposed to be something where we stand in solidarity. And I really feel like it both turned me a march in a protest. Like, what we what we can do. Can do. Yeah. I'm scared. I don't even want to go the parade. I'm scared. Yeah, I'm scared. Like, I don't want to die. Honestly, a really real possibility. Like a bomb. I look at the Boston bomb. Did you see that video? There's a show on Netflix and I'm like, oh, my God. They literally just put down backpacks and killed people. Just like, boom. Badaboom, bada boom, babe. Not good. I do want to fly my drone over the parade, though. You could capture some really good footage, some gays. Thank you so much for thanks for coming back, Jim. You're welcome to the world. I had to get out. I couldn't gain any more weight. My clothes weren't fitting. That's why you were depressed. Last few days, you're like, I got to go. Literally, I was like, I am so fat. I'm really excited for you, though, to be able to rest. Yeah, I need rest. Recoup. Recoup. I was thinking more well, make sure you call us. Six one. 4721-533-5330. My God. 614-721-5336. Make sure you subscribe follow and, like, Not Well on all our social media platforms. If you want to call us, we would love that. 614-721-5336. Mother always knows. I just slurred. Thank you. This is why I need you. And when you watch last week's episode, I can't wait to watch it. There's moments where I'm like, so, yeah, I cut out a lot of this shit, but I'm like, where's Jim at? There's a couple of things where I go, what was I saying? If I could get the raw, I need to see it. The raw version is what I should upload. So what was that? Because I'm, like, breathing heavy, but when I cut it up, it sounds great. Anyway, everyone have a great week. We will see you soon. And we'll see you soon. Thank you. Goodbye. Bye. I lied. That's perfect.