The King & Queen of Cringe

Don't cringe too hard on the latest episode of Not Well Podcast! Bobby and Jim cover a range of topics that will make you laugh, cringe, and question society's morality.

They kick things off by diving into the childfree lifestyle, exploring the societal pressures and judgments surrounding the decision not to have children. From there, they delve into a thought-provoking discussion on homophobia and how it intersects with society's ever-evolving morality.

The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they explore the progression of power structures and the dynamics of privilege. They dissect the complexities of corporate Pride and its relationship with the LGBTQ+ community, shedding light on the commercialization of a movement.

In true Not Well fashion, they create their very own Cringe-worthy Hall of Fame, sharing hilarious and cringe-inducing moments that will have you laughing and squirming in your seat. From mermaid competitions and their implications on sexuality to reminiscing about Huggies flavored drinks (yes, that was a thing), they leave no stone unturned.

The episode takes an unexpected twist as they unveil their Merch hub and club, discussing the joys and challenges of managing merchandise and engaging with their dedicated audience. They also delve into the overwhelming nature of overstimulation and crowds, reflecting on their own experiences and sharing relatable anecdotes.

Prepare for some self-reflection as they tackle the topic of looking in the mirror, exploring body image and self-perception in a world obsessed with appearances. They also touch on visitation etiquette, discussing the do's and don'ts when visiting friends or family.

But the fun doesn't stop there! They share hilarious and cringe-worthy nail salon experiences, dive into Twitter exchanges between friends, and even recount a spooky encounter with the Devil's cross at the barracks.

Amidst the laughter, Bobby and Jim show their compassionate side by discussing acts of kindness, including helping strangers at the bar and shedding tears over a barista's heartfelt story.

Get ready for some cringe hookup stories that will make you feel a little less alone in your own dating misadventures. They also tackle the topic of Christian families with many kids, examining the cultural and societal influences that shape these dynamics.

And if you're looking for weight loss tips with a twist, they reveal a surprising method involving V injections. Trust us, it's not your typical diet plan!

Join Bobby and Jim as they navigate through a mix of humor, introspection, and unfiltered discussions. This episode of Not Well Podcast is a rollercoaster of emotions and a testament to their unique blend of wit, sarcasm, and dark humor.

Tune in now to catch all the laughs, cringes, and insights on the latest episode of Not Well Podcast!

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Transcript

King and Queen of Cringe

00:00 *Jim * Okay That was like perfect timing oh Fuck whoa girl. Whoa girl. Yay our buttons. Oh my god. I'm so happy Whoa girl fuck whoa Hello everybody welcome to another episode of not well. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim and he's on math I'm smoking more smoke than the smoke that's outside. Oh my god Girl like I don't know half the country is affected by this but like I'm just kind of worried like so what if the fires? Continue throughout the summer like this is gonna be ever have clear air No, like do we have to burn down the entire forest of Quebec? Get rid of it and say like it can't burn anymore. I don't know I don't know It's kind of bad and they didn't get a lot of snow this year because like it stayed south right like Utah got hit but Canada and Utah was a lot of snow like 600 inches something like that. I know you could take it 600 inches like take that 10,000. What do we switch to feet? Inch right it's like okay. We just say how I'm saying she's 48 months old It's like fucking babies like if I have to hear someone is 19 months old. I'm just like After to you don't have to say the age, but like is that the rule? I didn't even know that yeah, cuz like there's all these month developments I hate kids. I fucking hate your kids. I don't today, you know crudie crudie was like I Said something about like Matt and I are going to Portugal in September and she's like, are you guys trying to have kids? I said outright I was like crudie. No, why would I want kids? I can't go out to eat without getting a babysitter I can't go out on a weekend night. I can't say out past like 10 p.m. I can't travel anywhere, especially internationally Cuz you're actually a fan you have to think like well What if my kid gets sick and I'm out of the country and I can't get back in time and that kid I don't Like I don't want to have children it's really funny to me cuz today I've been spent I spent arguing on Twitter with a bunch of fucking idiots and I should Never done it because yeah, I'm sticking up. Well, yeah, you're sticking up for children The thing is is that everybody's like so concerned. Oh you groomer you're doing this you're doing that I'm like girl like honey. I don't know how to explain it any fucking more that I cannot stand your fucking kids I don't want them near me. I don't want to be near them. I hang out with only adults Okay, so like stop trying to be like your agendas. You're a kid rumor. I'll show you agenda bitch I love this one guy said to me you that you're you're trying to push your agenda did I go? Oh, really? He has Catholic Catholic raised and Catholic of course I go How's your agenda going? Cuz I'm hoping you're steering away from the kids this point bitch Literally like all Catholics cannot say anything about literally kids because you know what you knew about it They're like, oh, yeah, like 12,000 kids over the past 40 years have been molested by pre like 12,000 There's been two story in Maryland or slash drag queens or trans people that have sexually that I could find on Google Yeah, sure. There's a lot more. No that would come up if literally I took like this is what I did today I know it's probably I'm probably an FBI list, but whatever I typed in like child molesting Okay, and then I looked up the news tab on Google. Yeah, really. It's all straight guys who are Politicians race priest But is it you know, do you see drag queens in there trans people like good luck finding them? Do you know what I saw somebody say why well, that's the other problem priests are gay Here we go. Okay, so now you now we're gonna go now. We're switching over to homophobia Yes, so now literally you're saying the guy that you were like supposed to help Bring you closer to God now. He okay. God. He's gay got it So how many priests are gay all of them all of them like I don't understand that I mean priests are gay How do only the gay ones molest kids? Oh really? Really? So anyway, I'm not gonna I mean I've been hot today I'm talking like I love this back and forth and did this dumb bitch about guns I was like, oh, yeah, the problem is fucking guns and she's like now it's not it's morality. I'm like society I go. Okay society and then I made a comment Because I was like, oh, yeah, you're right society has gone downhill I mean imagine like we like we actually voted somebody in who said they were gonna grab some girl by the pussy It's terrible. It's so un-moral Trump you're oh my So it triggers them because they know they're wrong. They know they're in the wrong They're like you can't take the moral high ground and support Trump like it's impossible So when you bring it up though, they're like, oh my god, you all you do is talk about Trump It's like yeah, cuz you guys tried to overthrow About morals and then when I say Trump anything it's like Damn it Literally got it. Okay, it's so fun What's brought all this up is remember the episode that I told you about the fucking hockey player who went more the goddamn gay pride What's up with that? Well, he was traded to Columbus yesterday So we now this is what started it all all the gays in Columbus, which they don't understand It's pretty saturated which somebody said in one of the comments. Oh, yeah, look we have gay hockey fans I'm like, I'm idiot. No, they're idiots. I can't this is like when I don't really some people are gay when I met Yeah, or queer whatever the fuck you want to call it so we should be going to these games and Rainbow flags and like crop tops we should make Jerseys, yeah that are blue jackets jersey or his old team jersey and wear that how about that? How about that the campaign starts now? Anyway, I'm happy fucking pride. Happy fucking pride. Here we are. June isn't our first time recording in June Yes Yeah, so happy pride. I'm glad we're marching. I'm gonna be watching hopefully you're gonna be watching from home No, you're gonna be like at home with the drone over there. I'm like I'm watching I'm there. I'm there you're doing great You're doing my feeling you're like 400 feet up. I'm like marching or Is like a special thing people? Okay. So is it like so because I know people in that so they invited me like that's nice That's nice, you should I'm gonna bring Matt to we die we die together so you have to adopt penny Like I'm just like waiting for a bomb to go off actually when they were planning the company that I'm with marching with They had to go over like mass casualty event planning like they told people like where to run where to go to Where to find exits? No isn't there I think last year I remember if I recall there's like a police officer twos police officers are one like in between every group Yes, that's how it should be. It should be I'm scared But honestly, we shouldn't be because here's the thing. Okay, we've like when I say one, I mean, there's no fucking battle here It's called life versus not life. Yeah But like we've natural evolution of humanity. Yeah, and then these people Who are protesting it's they're on their last leg, okay? Oh, they are so we need to be actually louder than we've ever been probably right now like right now if we stand up to them They're they're done there. Well, it's always been Human has all humanity has always progressed like when you look back you have to the dark ages Which we're not even supposed to call them that anymore because apparently they weren't so dark and there was a lot of art being made Blah blah blah, but once the Renaissance started I learned this in Florence mmm, you know all of these bring new artists and all of these scientists were attacked and Gallo like these people were jailed by the church at the time This the current power structures jailed people who were just revealing science to other people like look they don't want that's a globe By the way, we go around the Sun not the Sun goes around us jail him in trouble ban them And so now it's like hey, guess what people are gay and trans like that's how it is So what are the conservative states do they try to ban it? And I'm they've already lost like humanity is and they say by history repeats itself because it does you have to constantly progress or will die Right you understand that like yes, that's what I'm saying. So it's true right now. It's not a fad to be gay No, it's socially acceptable more than it's ever been. So there are more people coming out And there's still only like fucking I love how they're the trans people are like not even though they're not a 1% No less less than 1% of the fucking population and you're sitting here going like we gotta do all that. They're molesting everybody Okay, well I can give you 1% of the population that's molested just yesterday on Google for that are straight and yes We banned the Christians honestly, I'm the Catholic priest With Christians, I am too. I'm too like so cheers to you if you're Christian Good person, but you're exceedingly rare. So I'm moving past it. Like I don't want to hear about it I don't need to hear about honestly. I'm ready to take God The Bible was banned We need to get that banned every sort of coalition Oh, we should the lawmaker who passed that law that allows you to ban books that are bad. He's all frustrated Have you never read the Bible? No, you probably haven't cuz you remember we tried to read it We literally couldn't we read like four books like wow, so these stories are Horrifying so until it was a thousand years old and he bit off his ear and then he became a flower It's like what what the earth clean killed all the humans there could be never a gay person You can never feel like I've got another type of person in your head. No way, but there goes Jesus walking on water Okay, got it got it Wow, oh my god Happy pride like I just feel like this is pride right now. Like it is a riot. We are pissed off. I'm pissed. I'm upset anxious, I'm more like yeah what I like literally my whole almost my whole entire therapy session No, it's about pride and being gay and making a stand that she's my therapist like well, maybe you should that's why I did The gun thing. Yeah, I loved it. She's like maybe you should speak up. I think it's time Well my therapy session last week started with my therapist like so Happy pride cuz I was like wearing this shirt and he's like how does pride feel to you right now? And I was like shitty. Do you really want me to go into this? It was like well, I'm not fear feeling very happy Not really pride. Oh, I'm fearing. It's scary. But what scares and this is what I said to my fucking therapist I was like look I said I think it's really funny that we're all worried about what shots we're gonna take and what kind of outfits we're gonna wear and And everybody's worried about this stuff. Hello. No, I'm done with it. I don't give a fuck. I'd rather just not do it. I Ready to take the celebration back Corporate I'm pulling the corporate all the corporations out and that includes the one I'm marching with like literally get out right Like if you can't especially not gonna if you can't stand up. I don't want to see we better not be seeing target I don't want to see target like get out. I don't want to see bud light and all these people like happy pride No, no, no, no, we don't we don't believe in that no We just you believed in us you wouldn't have to just put up your rainbow and fucking brain You would also stick up for us in July Yeah, but the minute July comes around we're fucking chopped liver again and you go on to the next thing to make my independence day So you can make all your money there there. They don't speak out when laws are being passed never Far this year. It's like where are you guys when those laws are being discussed? You get their keychain that's rainbow, it's all right, let's buy this let's buy more shit. Let's buy buy buy buy No, why don't we invest in our community? Like let's just do that You know like the dude operate here. I want pride to be like that where it's just like groups of friends being that's actually That's actually more pride to me. I don't want pride to be family friendly either. No, it shouldn't be because it never was I don't want your kids there again. We don't want your fucking we don't want your fucking now family No, I don't only don't bring them. Oh don't bring them or bring them but beaks But also you're gonna see ass cheeks. You're gonna see titties, but I don't know if the straights have been to come fest Which is the next weekend after pride where there's actual titties out all the whole time There's pussy smells everywhere because nobody watches their vaginas. No offense. Their dicks are nasty. Everybody's nasty is dirty toenails Like I can't that place. I can't go to that anymore I went like five years ago, but like it's it's like the game It's like the straight pride but like dirtier but dirty just dirty just it's just a dust cloud of regret. God It's like that little dirty character on the peanut. Yeah, it's just not Charlie. What's that blanket guy blanket? What's his name is blanket is his name blanket. It's just the or dust cloud the dust cloud guy I know what you're talking about Lionel Maybe that I don't know. I honestly don't know like I don't care either But well half of them were lesbian and gay to really look how they dress fully loves me They all gave bisexual energy full bisexual Lucy's haircut is full as Lucy alone. Lucy alone is like queer icon So that's how I'm proud everyone. I feel like we're heated. We're a little heated That's appropriate it's actually a funny episode plan sort of but I mean we had to get our shit out first I'm six one four seven two one five three three six. That's our phone number Some of you have seemingly forgotten that that we exist. I know you're out there. We know you're out there You I had a reddit post today that had almost two hundred thousand fucking view or a hundred thousand views or something like that I've got like so many reddit police shit. Well, it's about cringe cuz I will get there Cuz we were cringy as fuck if I know you guys need to stick around because towards the end of the show we're gonna go over a segment that I'm calling cringe worthy Hall of Fame and Jim and I had a crazy Unexpected crazy I think too cuz we were like, let's just go have a drink Saturday yes, which I don't want to get into it. Yeah, we're gonna tease this Oh my god around but we ended up not you sent me a video that I was in shock I was like, I don't know happened. I don't remember that one Stairs I fully trip Walk straight people were like I got damn way everyone saw some old man turned around Like be careful. I'm like, oh no, I fell and now we get up really key. Yeah Fuck cringe. We'll get into that absolute cringe. We will get into that fuck. I don't yeah, I am hate I'm heated I gave him everything I was half a virgin when I met him. Okay, you want to hear him? I love these buttons. Okay, so we have are like whoa girl. Fuck. I'm not actually a fan. Thank God Wow. Oh my god I was laughing so hard at that yesterday. I was laughing so hard What's in the fucking weed This one's failing that one's that one that that bottom two are gone killing me Yeah, the bottom two are gone, but I was the crickets down here crickets and then one other. Yeah one other Something's gonna say but yeah, we're back with the real Space like episode won't get one again because we're at 201 Like fuck it I could change the fucking up We can get a theme song out of this. I'm gonna get a theme song going motherfucker, and I'm also gonna go ahead and Not well, not well podcast. Thank you for coming. Oh, no, we're having a cringe moment. Let's not okay. Let's skip this Oh god, I just had secondhand cringe on my first hand How can you cringe on yourself? I think I'm high So speaking of cringe, I want to be a merman God why not actually a fan what is happening? I don't even know. Have you seen the series merhuman on Netflix? Four or five episodes. Oh, well, they hot I feel like girls. I really want to meet sparkles So sparkles if you listen you have to watch it. It's on it is on speaking of cringe. You're like sparkles

15:24 SPEAKER_03 Sparkles It's magical it's mythical Or maybe it isn't it's a documentary listen what they say the beginning Half billion dollar industry Auditions there are shows

15:51 *Jim * That's a job that sparkles there's sparkles, okay She's like, okay, I would like this You were talking about like a fictional series. No, this is like I would absolutely will watch I like I want to get our own pair of fins and swim around expensive Things I can't afford the weaves I can't afford the glitter the water No, we could definitely fuck and they have to keep their eyes open and they go. No, I can't do that I can't I know they have to look natural like I'm like, oh no, but this is like dead They breathe oxygen and then no they know to hold their breath for like two minutes and they go up swam up casually But they do have tubes like it's this whole fucking thing There's this place called wiki walkie or something or wiki watch where and I don't tell me it's in Florida Yes, don't tell me it's in Florida. I'm not going but we're not going to wiki walkie because they suck anyway They're a part of Singapore. They have one in Japan. I know like a mermaid bar Virgin when I met we need the crickets. We need the cricket fucking this up. Oh my god Okay, okay. So anyway, so I watched a series though and it is on fucking hinge on fucking believable these people Live sleep and breathe as mermaids and now that tick-tock has become a thing. They're like popular on tick-tock doing Mermaid tick-tocks and they have competitions and they have are they like bruises? Do they have sex in those? No, but okay that brings up a really good point to me. Do we need to be going against the The mermaid because are they because that's really trans they're trans human they're trans They're calling themselves a mermaid and a lot of them are legit like if they're not in their little mer tail They were like mermaid spandex or whatever and it's like it is cringe. You want to talk about cringe. It is fucking cringe But it also looks really fun of all places are in Florida. It's like guys started. Are you this was pre Florida being? Okay, this is like 60s when I started but then I like kind of hung on and the state had to save it But then it's not the same and because there's like a 60 foot tube they have to swim Oh my god, you have to see this like it is I can't wait. Okay. Yeah, it's really good It's a good like background for a second Then I actually got into it and then you can be like, oh it was one of where I had like watch it again The first episode because I was like, okay, I'll just put you're like no way. Oh, this is good. Yeah, okay There's a gay in there. He's sassy as fuck. I love this So anyway, I'm not I'm not really sure how to become a mermaid But did you ever play mermaids growing up? I'm just did you just look at this body actually you could be a good mermaid Float easier there's a fat mermaid club, honey. There's a whole group. What do they call them? No, the fat mermaid girls or something like that. I would hope they'd have a cute name like merch hubs. Well, let's go Don't share this we have to what if we could trademark that merch hubs merch hubs Oh my god on merch hub or we go to that cannonball festival and you're a merch hub there You're the first merch hub ever to show up in like why do I have a job? No, no we could get you to We could get you to chub level actually, you know, it's crazy, you know, they have You know, I you've been on Weight Watchers. Well just for a couple like a week I'm going hard. It's been a week in three days. I was gonna say a week. I've been trying to eat healthy It's like day three and I'm suffering. I wait I weighed myself and again I I weigh the goddamn same like I'm so concerned about my weight I'm eating ice cream good freaking out that I'm like, I know I'm less than I was the last time I weigh myself Okay, when I got back on Italy, I was like, well, I'm two pounds heavier But then like within four days I was back to the other weight like that I would left with so it's like, okay Yeah, like I don't think I can change from this way I think this is my adult weight because I don't overeat now more than I ever have no that makes sense Like you know the same amount of ice cream eight at 14 as I do now, right? So this is my natural weight, but I I do have a few observations about the more people Number one, I think if you ever played mermaids as a kid your guy I did okay I think that's a we did it all the fucking we did it all the time and no I didn't want to be the prince Okay, I wanted the hair. Oh in the We would be like look like a mermaid or is we'd have to keep your feet together and flap like yeah And we would come over the water and almost drown and it's almost drown all the time all the time I can't tell you how many times we almost drowned at our fucking neighborhood pool like our parents were like Oh Literally your probably blacked out and then we'd get these like Huggies they were called Do you remember Huggies like the diapers? No, they were called Huggies and they were these little it's probably from the south Let's go on. So it was probably like literally straight sugar water, but they're called Huggies and they were flavored They tasted like shit Huggies, but they would put them in the fucking cooler and the kids like They're like blacked out on margaritas and it's like, oh no Like literally my mom and my aunt would bring a tub of the margarita like the over-the-border Margarita Yeah, you just pour a bottle of tequila in and then freeze it freeze it and then you could bring that scoop it scoop Yep until it was gone. That was actually a really innovative like thing. It's smart. It is pretty smart You're like that was easy. We have a bucket But I think about myself going to like any water event or any pull vent blacked out and I have to bring a 12 Kids well, that's a lot of time. Yeah, I don't want to have to get it with kids Well, right and that's why we're actually more responsible than our own. We are then the people are calling us groomers We're actually literally saving lives by not drinking. You know what? I'm not gonna go cabooing with my kids in the canoe. Like I'm not yeah I'm not gonna have my 15 year old son go out on a pontoon boat blacked out dragging like a I mean How many times do you think that you rode in a fucking car with? Any adult really when you're growing up if you're our age around hundreds of times when they were absolutely Where I was like or high or tipsy daddy had more beer than normal at dinner I would be with a string Margaret is like to the look at them and be like they had three or four tall boys At dinner within an hour and a half an hour driving home and then when I was 15 I drove yeah, oh always 15 yeah, I'm literally once I was 16. I drove everywhere Yeah, same because they're like well, we're going to be fo Brady's. Do you remember be fo Brady's? I loved I used to love it Buffalo sauce. I feel like they have a really good Buffalo chicken sandwich. Yep. Oh, yeah, the wings were so good The burgers were cheap. Yeah, it was good. It was a good It was all every you know any restaurant where everything comes in a basket is usually good basket and grease paper They're just like here's your food and you're like gonna be fo Brady's Don't throw the basket away. I'm like like fud Rutgers I used to love because you could put whatever fucking toppings you wanted on that was innovative that was Now it's like you have fucking Chipotle. Yep. That's it. That's all fud Rutgers was really is this all around? No, I The one over in Hilliard ish was is not around anymore You just they were close to malls and well, we know what happened to malls malls are although the food courts persist Okay, so anyway, that's my thing. I'm gonna be a merman. We'll figure it out. I can't we gotta do our little What is that merch hubs merch hubs, oh don't tell the mermaids guys If if merch hubs comes out I will be we will fuck you I will fucking it's like everyone it's like everything Yeah, everything happens to us grant Vanderbilt fuck that bitch Rana It's like everything we do not actually a fan. That's her eventually becomes famous like within a year or two Caleb yes Caleb it oh my god. I forgot about this. Hey Lane I mean I've all these people we've been like we chat with we talked to and then boom So merch hub could be a thing and if it becomes a thing, we know who fucking told him I'm what if we got you famous and Netflix did a documentary on you becoming like a famous merch hub and like starting a merch hub club The merch hub club. I really feel like I need to make a shirt now like today Yeah, that's a great like a merch hub club and have a mermaid or like torso I need to have like a funny merm. I feel like I need it like a character or something kind of yeah like a chubby cartoon Okay, I'll figure it out cuz I do all the AI That's a good idea now. I wrote down here Something that I'm not sure if that's what you want to talk about Okay, so Matt had a great idea to have a date night and Matt said like do you want to go to a soccer game? Next Wednesday, I was like sure so this past Wednesday We went to the soccer game and I like it cuz I really love the stadium. I like the food options Let's be real food courts around stairs of Donato's there's a hot chicken takeover with vegan nuggets. There's a Schmidt's a great So there's a dirty Frank's that has veggie dogs so you can get all of the dirty Frank options with a veggie dog And it's like amazing. They even have veggie chili like you can get a Coney Vegetarian Coney. Anyways, I love that lower comm field. I love I love the lower comm I don't know Lower comm is what it's called. Oh, I don't know what I'm gonna come is either my cool. What is him? Like I've never visited the website even though it's Like they need to rename that it's disgusting like it's fucking gross So yeah, the thing I don't love about lower comm field Is that the entire bank of like cheap seats versus like normal seats not even cheap necessarily are Facing the west standing. No the seat the seats they're facing the west where the sun sets So when a game starts at 7 7 30 you are in direct sunlight Yep, and when I say I sat down in my seat and instantly got pissed. I mean I was right away. I was like Yeah, Mac goes are you okay? I'm like I I said I can't do this. I just said I can't do this I can't I can't I kept saying that and I was like So I got up and made all those people stand up that I just sat what made them stand up and I was like I've got to go I've got it. I had that panic moment The good thing is there are good walking areas and you can watch the game and that's what I did there Yeah, I had a view I was standing there with my beer on a thing leaning against the counter And I had I was closer to the field than my seat Yeah, I was in the shade and I'm like why and there was a breeze because it was like a nice move Standing room only is what it's called. I'm only standing what I've decided because all we do is walk around and piss get beers And and I was like the weed pen. I was so drunk on wine. I was like, you know what? Yeah, but then at halftime the Sun went down, okay But then I get up there and I'm dealing with non-stop drumming. I'm dealing with smoke bombs being let off smoke really Because right now we're under smoke over you hate it right now we Smoked down But I love I do love it and that incense you Hypocrite I'm a Republican you're like parental rights being transgender So yeah, I'm sitting there I'm like it's so fucking loud like I can't hear anything I can't hear anything I forgot how much I hate crowds until that all started because like when I was standing really do like Chanting everyone screaming. So first half I was like on my own kind of standing there. I was like, this is nice Then I went and sat down like well, oh good the Sun's the Sun set it's gone Like great then all that shit starts up. I'm like, oh my god, I'm in a fucking crowd. Like I'm in a fucking crowd I just hate crowds like I do to leave a hockey game because I thought it was too loud and started crying So I was I think I emotional Yeah, like maybe I've been far far into the spectrum or something. Like I cannot do over stimulation Oh like your sensory overload. I kill And meanwhile, you're like a lot of son of a bitch I know I can't say sensory like I'm gonna be louder than the whole goddamn crowd if I have to bitch I couldn't they have drums. I know those drums are The Ohio State Fair as a kid we left I was like I can't do this I like someone threw up right in front of me. It was hot as hell People are like shoving around me to get the fucking interesting though. I can't do Ohio. Hmm. What it why why what's interesting? Well that you don't like cuz you love people but I hate crowds I like people when I can interact with them a small table Maybe you don't even parties I get annoyed when I'm like, wow, there's like 40 people here like great Who do I have to talk to next? But if it's like eight or less ten or less, I'm like I got a bar that you know the route Yes, yeah where I can be like, okay go this way If I want to leave this crowd I can go to that room by myself way close this door here love it P break So yeah, but overall I loved it It's a fun because it was a fun and it was a good date idea and then we walked home So it was like okay walked. It's less than 30 minute walk from our house So oh, yeah, just cross the people cross the people bridge go down the bike path And take good ill home and it's like it was like a 25 minute walk I was like bad at all Don't have any service on your phone. I was an SOS only mode so I couldn't even order an uber so I was like Yeah, we're gonna actually look at a fucking walk. Yeah. No, that is the one thing about that stadium walking So right now they're building a parking deck, which I'm hoping blocks the Sun personal building right there Oh my god, that would be that like I think maybe they're getting the plan make it easier to park and they have no parking They're like over there and there because it was easy to uber there you can over there It's getting out that you have to walk out literally. I looked at Matt. I'm like, okay, let's just walk. Yeah, you're right Let's just walk. Yeah, I can't wait every time that we've gone We've had to walk away from the whole entire arena just start just to be able to get like yeah a breath of fresh air To then even order an uber exactly and that adds another by the time I do that. I'm 25 minutes. I'm home So it's like I might as well just walk. We just walked home. Honestly, sometimes I wonder and for all the calories I took in like good god. That's good. I've noticed that you've been giving You've been serving serving looks you've been serving uh, oh god, I've been trying watches It's like mostly just walks cuz I'm like, I'm trying to get lazy. It's good to walk. It is it's not hard But it's hard enough. It's hard to be like it's hard to go. I just hate going. I know It's like why I can't outside it was hot and gross. It's smoky So that's I think the soccer games are worth going to just next time we decide we're gonna sit on the east faced east facing side Yeah, so that we're not in the Sun cuz that side over there, you know by all the boxes. Mm-hmm Those seats don't get in the Sun. No, no, no great view. That's where they're the box seats over there in this way Oh, it's more expensive. Okay. Well You can actually get really good seats last minute, too I Don't know. It's a really good time. If you don't like soccer, you should start liking it They're actually very friendly homophobic. They are homo friendly Queer friendly whatever you want to fucking call it at this point. Yeah, I mean, okay Okay So I have thought of something that I really want to just like say out loud and I know it's really fucking weird and I Think this is like fully on brand for me and I just thought I have to say it. Okay. This is gonna be weird Are you ready? Do you ever? Get ready for it. I'm not I wouldn't be either honestly Do you ever when you look in the mirror, okay You ever close one eye really softly and really calmly like right? So you close one eye and then relax your whole face and look and see that that's what you might look like when you're dead No, no Why would I do that I don't know but the other day I was like hi and I was like And I'm like, oh my god, I do that more than like I want to admit like I always will like like Fucking horrifying that's horrifying. That's weird weird. I had to say it. Oh, you're mortified You are absolutely freaked out like he's really really he lost it. He's a lot. Yeah, it's not even a new thing I don't think for me. Look I've done it before God Bobby Well, I wanted to I feel like my one of you if you have ever done that where you look in the mirror and go and Relax your whole face sure if there's anyone out there looks at how they'll look at dead. I Mean it's at the bar. I'm like, okay relax more cuz oh cuz you have to be fully dead. Yeah, your face has no no Yes, I'm like, is that the one is that? Oh, I'm fucking yeah And then you just leave one eye open a little bit so you can see in the mirror Yeah, okay. I need to try that though. That sounds fun. It's weird That's assuming your face survives Like what if you died a car crash your head is ruined like true. You're not gonna have an open casket I should do you even want an open casket, honey. Look at you No, because I don't I think that you don't have a face for death You don't have a face for death Okay, well first of all, yeah, I'm glad I don't have one except for life Talk about cringe We need to like I'm serious this is gonna go off to Gen Z since our generations already fuck Maybe even the generation after Gen Z, but like we've got to stop this open casket bullshit. We've got we can do that I don't think anyone I've done Nobody wants that, you know, I mean I keep thinking back to the it's like why when they're like they're close to the casket I'm like I good sad good cuz they're dead. I don't want it's not them to me I'm like, yep, they're dead and they have makeup on right now. Literally. They're right now. My grandpa never wore makeup So he has makeup on my grandparents look terrible. It doesn't look like him at all Do you know how many times I've heard that from relatives saying it doesn't look like them? That's what they do. That's all Yeah, it doesn't cuz they're dead and this is what I'm doing They're like to that moment where I'm like, when does it look like them when they're dead? I've never gone up to him like wow, they look great Imagine I wish I looked like that. Oh my god. I oh wow. She looks wonderful Grandma's got great. She's prettier than she was when she was alive Like we're not gonna say that I don't understand the whole open casket thing Sorry, I'm so sorry, but she looks great. It's great. She looks just like she looks like she's in peace That's what she looks like. She's done. I'm done with this pomp and circumstance of that whole situation because we're all faking it We don't want to be there. Nobody wants no one ever. Do you really want to go to a visitation? I don't want to see my loved one just dead laying there being like now. Well, he was really good at baseball and no No, I don't want it and then let's pray around the casket one last time and I'm gonna stand there for hours It's a body in the goddamn middle of the room. Then you have to awkwardly wait Like who's taking the flowers to the next place? Who's going to the church? Who's going to the where's the body going after this? Who's driving with whom I'll take her are we going to dinner after this? Are you gonna get the party cuz now you have to drink after we always have to drink Oh, it's a drink the whole time. Well, I do well I do I got in trouble once cuz I brought a 12 pack of white claw to the visitation And I put it in the back room at the funeral home Egan Ryan and my mom told me and my sister like guys Guys, this is the Lord remember we're at a visitation. I was like, I'm seven white claws deep Like don't tell me what it's like where you were there that you had to be there to be like hi Yeah, like when I think it was my aunt right? I'm not even really I don't know anybody walking in here I don't want to be here. Like I'm so sorry. I'm like remember I'm at a visitation I do because I'm here by obligation visiting. Okay, do you see this white claw? I'm it's called socializing I got I was yeah, it's what it is tipsy. I was we're doing fire. I had to drive. Oh god. Yeah. Oh fuck Oh, I remember this because oh I still feel like you're too far over. I don't know. I'm not in there. Okay, so maybe I'm just we're great. Okay Yeah, so that's my thing. I didn't mean to bring up death again because that's my favorite subject But you just like look like but I just I'm gonna try it. I'll try it tonight Yeah, try it tonight. Let me know and let me know if you've ever done that ever and if I'm fucking weird, it's fine I'm we know we already know you are that's why I had to say it like yeah you are So you showed me your toenails. Let's show them. Oh fuck, honey. Oh They're shiny if you went on a date with this guy. I'm seeing Joey and I went and got pedicures on Sunday with him. We went to like the Old Town East art walk Did you say the F slur you did? Um, happy pride Hi gay, oh we I don't have that one on we should do that button. I need that one back Okay, we're getting our nails done. And of course the people are Vietnamese and I say of course and be like that's right So it's not racist. You know, well like all part of it like they're proud of it Like Vietnamese people have the hold on the industry like gay people like dicks lesbians like home depot Vietnamese are good at nails. They're good at now if they go through the training they're good And honestly, I don't give a fuck. I think it's really funny the accent. I love when people do I do care I do not fucking care. I don't either anymore. I'm like, yeah all the funniest skits with like that one girl She's like, oh, you know lie Yeah, it's funny so okay, we love the Vietnamese and I do People are gonna like oh my god. Yes honey that bread. Okay, basically a baguette but fuck it. So Yep, I'm sitting there getting them done though And everything's you know going well and she's talking to me and I love her because this is Amy Amy and T They're a husband wife couple at Anthony Vince online in Upper Ellington They're the best there they both do so well So I'm sitting there talking to Amy but then Joey has this other lady who doesn't speak English as well And so she's just like and Joey's like he did take a long time to pick his color And he did end up with the best color, but he was like up there picking a color Wow, it was like really this lady starts mumbling and like she's Delay Amy and Amy starts whispering back. I Always think I'm looking at them and I'm like, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking that he's taking a long time? Like are you say that no, but I Because I knew I caught them I was like they're talking shit gay white guys And then I saw I saw Joey's lady like roll her eyes when he came back and then like He had like paint on his nails to see what it color looked like and he's like, can you get this off first? Oh, she was she was pissed. She was like, they're so scary for being I know they could fucking kick my ass Well, and they have the tools to do I mean, they're like literally grinding your foot with a cheese grater Look you nasty son of a bitch But I do have something to say like he would Joey was like, oh look at all that stuff they got off I'm like that is the foaming shit. They put on first like I don't think they got any skin off my feet Oh, they do do that. They peel them off They try to like but she did but like first she put a lotion on yeah, it was really just a lotion that came off I was like, I don't think you really grinded me. It didn't hurt. I didn't feel anything. I don't think it's supposed to hurt I think now I want to grind it on a deep layer skin. I want all that skin off so I can't anyways, I always I think next time I'm gonna get Google translate out on my phone and That is genius And then like read it and be like just put it here Oh my god, that would be fucking that's how it works. You just press listen right there, honey You need we could go the next time I go to the nail salon. Well just for my manicures though I now go to a white woman. Why you go the trans woman? Yeah, okay Carmen Carmen San Diego So she speaks English, but when I get a pedicure if I go back, that's a really good idea Just in general. I never even thought of that like when you're in a Mexican restaurant Well, if you watch six gringo, you'll see it. That's where I got the idea. Okay, I gotta go Got to watch it. You'll see I'm watching a big role. I mean, it's true though. I never really thought about that Okay, well, it's time. It's time. It's time to talk about Saturday night. We got to come clean We got to come clean because we had a little oopsies. I'm not on purpose. No, no, it's never a purpose Also, I always wonder if people like no because we have a really strong Columbus listening right now. We have a strong presence We have yeah, no, like when we're at a wall, it's like people look at us people come up to us But I'm almost wondering is it bad is are they looking it's like those motherfuckers So anyway, we're gonna talk about you if we ever see you out. So just get over it and be nice Yes, we decided to go to a wall of our drink You were like gonna be me and you and then ended up being like I had like seven people with me for some reason Joey was working there and then I brought my man So we were all and then Maddie Mitch was there. We're just like And it's like and then all of a sudden Ryan was there. It's like I love Maddie Mitch He sucked everyone's dick like he's the best. He is great You'll just say he'll be like, yeah that guy. Oh, yeah I'm sure he is a really good I love player because he'll like send me Twitter to be like, yes I'll this guy he will like show you know, he's like redhead. That's for Bobby. I Love him. I do too. I'm to do that with me. I want Twitter's Give me Twitter's But so we go to the First of all, I got their first all day long. Yeah, you sent me a okay So I was out with Matt having fun. We went to Nick's graduation, which was great That's my stepson. He was on an episode actually a little asshole with Michael Burke He kind of has grown up and gotten it isn't testy and he's mean to I think he's mean to Matt Like he didn't include him In any of the post-graduation plans like we were standing around more like are we waiting to like take pictures with him? Where are they going? Are they going to dinner after so I looked at Matt? I was like Matt, do you want to just go get dinner at El Segundo? So we just left the graduation afterwards We didn't wait around with all the other idiots trying to take pictures in a parking lot But it's like basically like Nick just he doesn't text he doesn't come visit when he says he'll visit He doesn't stay the night when he tells Matt I'm gonna stay the night. He's grown up. He's 18. He's an ass Yeah, but he's an asshole. He's an 18 year old asshole. So we're done but we canceled him So you had been at a pool and you sent me a picture when I was at graduation saying I'm in trouble and I look at the picture it's you blacked out holding your titties with him like a white-claw like Mm-hmm, so I knew you were in trouble and I was you're going to a wall later. Okay, you're like I can't wait for our drink later I'm like, yeah if I make it no, I don't think I said the day. Yeah, you were like, I won't be out late Why wasn't gonna be out? Okay, but nothing good happened. Nothing good happens after midnight Uh-huh. So my rule now is like I'd rather see I would rather have day drank but yeah, I wanted to see you two and hang out with you so I was like, I've got a man you showed up with like a Menagerie of people. Well, I have to have people around me honey. Yeah, you're like I'm gonna go with people Don't worry. I was like, okay No, I like literally was like so we I get there and I'm already I literally had two vodka Red Bulls To start because I got a little tired after the pool like there was a little baby before I got there You had had vodka Red Bull. Why do you think I was such a lunatic? I love that does it not make sense now We're doing that every night then you would literally were in a totally different world. I was dancing Queen I know I know you actually went in and danced. I thought I was I was like, that's how I was in Atlanta I don't care anymore. Never nothing is happening. That's how I felt for like the past two years Yeah, I'm feeling it's like you walk in and you're like, I don't love a hot guy to come up to me and say Oh, you're dancing is terrible. I would do Don't give a fuck. Yeah also in two years, you're gonna call me daddy and that's final. You're about to be rounded Yeah, so we peruse around we're just chatting with people you walk in with your but shirt on cut off I was wearing a cut off which you can include a picture of like we both had our jocks on I don't ever wear the jock You but here we are we were at jocks and I had a cut off and you were I was just being a slut You were we were being so hoary both of us were to be honest Like we were not really hoary, but we were just like feeling ourselves. We knew we we know we look good Yeah, we did and we went to the barracks several times and danced around now And I have to ask a question about the barracks because I feel like at one point I just felt like we were kind of in like I was hitting my pen like literally was never gonna exist again So I'm also like so not only my hike up a mountain do I'm literally fucking like high shit And we're walking through a disco ball fucking thing with dicks everywhere and just like sweaty balls And I'm like where I feel like I couldn't Slow-motion like and I was stepping on people's feet. I was like, oh my god It was like I was on a fuck. It was like I was in a k-hole We went over to that stage several times we found a back exit like Up the stage twice. I didn't know there were steps. We forget every time I forgot there were steps And so yeah, I just like ran I was running. I was like, let's go to the stage Oh, yeah, I spilled your drink. Yes, and then the guy is the old guys like be careful And I was like we're like too late honey. I'm on the ground my back and that's when I got my ass out and pulled my pants And then we had his ass out. He was doing this to the crowd. I was spinning around. I was taking videos I was on the cross Yeah, you were I forgot so the crux or what's it called? Yeah, what was that? It's called a crux or something. It's the opposite cross. So it's just an X. It's an X Andrew cross of St. Andrews. Yeah, isn't the devil Wow, oh my god I love that. I literally last night. I was crying laughing. I was like, what are you doing? I was like I forgot she did that like I recognize it now, but I'm like, I don't remember her. She is just Back to prison back to prison for sure So then they're like did you close your tab did you close your tab? I'm like no my tab is open I'm like you I don't know why you closed Michael's tabs daddy's tabs So I know but I felt bad cuz daddy wasn't drinking that like daddy wasn't wasn't why he was like He was kind of like not feeling it. I'm like, yes Yes, which she hates public what she hates when I'm drunk. I found out we talked about it Oh cuz I am kind of I was kind of I could I can imagine him doing that to me I'd be like you're such a fucking asshole get away from so I Check myself. Yeah, but when you're drunk, it's fun. I'm fun. Yeah, you were like fun people like really fun Crickets yeah, we need the cricket button But then I left around like 1230 you got out of there earlier than I expected I had to I felt it I was like well, I felt that you I was hungry. Yeah, you I was getting hungry And I was just getting blacked Yeah, you just I saw you were on a path and I was like no that path was going Michael's I said like I gotta get ready to go and then you had another two high noon's in between me actually Saying that and leaving so I was like, oh, he's still going. Oh, I was you're like It's the rebel vatas two more. I was closing my tab and you're like and two more high noon I wonder how much I drank four more high noon's and a drink a mixed drink and I'm like All I ordered was one high noon and now there's four high noon's in a mixed drink. So you kept ordering on my tab I was like, it's fine. Whatever. I'll get you next time. Yeah. Yeah, I'll get you I was like, oh wow, then I made Ian open his Yeah, uh-huh, but I really spent on your own tab Yeah, I spent a hundred I know because I was like I would like to actually one day Maybe like keep count and like actually record myself each drink a good idea so I can see I'll do that next time I do you can put them away. I can the thing is like you're not that bad I'm fine. You're not tripping over well, except the stairs in the dark. Well, it's dark in there I would trip sober. I have you do I'm shaking you have big old clod hopper feet Those clog hoppers babe when you're trying to get through that dance floor. It's not cute I'm like get me to the crocs. I can't put him down. You really can't I'm proud of you Like sometimes I look over and I'm like I'm drunk and he is not even close. I'm fine Like god, it kind of sucks though because like that means I have to drink so much just like fucking fucking so So let's talk about Happened there though there were a moment There were a couple people sitting on their own who we found very attractive, but we were worried We were concerned that they were alone and you know needed help So he was at the bar this this young thing. Oh, he was a little wrestler looking guy Very wrestler ish wrestler and straight very straight looking he wasn't though because he talked like this Oh, he did he talked a little bit like this. I don't really remember that. I don't know. I didn't judge him I don't judge you for that, but like I wouldn't call him like you open your mouth and a purse fall out You're not you might look straight, but you're not So he was okay, so he's at the bar getting a drink And I kept I always play a game where I like when I see somebody I think is hot I play the game of I'm gonna make them notice me so I do like my eyes like I'm a slut just like oh I'm like a whore. I don't know. You're actually really good at you get attention I get a lot of it. I don't know if it's positive or negative, but it's attention. I get attention not either way and So he goes back to his seat, and he's drinking a water I guess he got a Miller light, but I was like okay, but he's sitting there by himself I know it looks so sad so we were like a for like half an hour though. It wasn't like I pounce No, we weren't really kind of watching or like well Do you think he needs we should go over there because we're always good at like talking to people and we are We are but they're not always receptive not with That many alcoholic beverages, but also I think my approach was a little bit Was you gonna say quad just like off it was because I didn't say hey. Hey. Are you here alone? Yeah, you're like so basically what I know I'm waiting on a friend. I'm so it was so cringy So we walk up and we're like first of all we're acting like we're not walking up I'm like I look at this painting back here. That's always been here for four years Did you that we played that game? I was like two tables away And I thought you were gonna wait for me to move over to you till we talked to him and you just started talking I know and that was probably that was probably the downfall because I turned him I go hi I'm Bobby and he goes he looked at me like I was literally the devil reincarnated or something like he looked at me and goes Tim Literally like that Tim I go. Oh, I think I looked you. Yeah, I did look over at you at that point I was like so you went for it. I mean at that point I walked away. I was like we've been rejected I wanted to soft shoe at that point, but no I kept going you did and I said So are you here with anybody? Cuz I mean, I don't know you can you can be here alone I mean, I just want to make sure you weren't alone like and you wanted people around like if you were new to town or something Then I'm like, oh my god. I'm dig. This is me. It's worse and worse. It's getting worse and he's like I've lived here for 10 years At that point I mean I'm getting crazy right I Was back at the bar at this point cuz I kept looking back I'm like Everybody else starts looking at me. I'm like I was like well, it is make sure that you you know I just want to make sure if you were new to town or something that you're like I'm over ten years older than you just got to make sure you're okay And that's what I realized guardians now. We are the old creepy men. We're the creepy olds by that I mean, we're the we're the middle-aged freaks. Yeah, we're not daddies yet, but we're not Twinks Oh, we're not even close. We're these middle-aged. We're like that are like we're still young But yeah, also we're like we could be a daddy for a second. No, it didn't work. It doesn't work Not yet. It will it will once you're in your 40s. You can be like, I'm in I'm 41 then be like 40 they're like, oh daddy. Yes, daddy. That's the magic number like before that. They're like, it was so you're in your 30s So it's like are you jealous of me on my 20s? 20s like no actually, I'm glad I fucking hated the 20s. So now I'm Sweating Okay. So anyway, so So I looked up I was reading Yahoo. Okay, and there was an article that said Women are admitting their cringiest moments. So I was like, oh my god. I just had a cringe moment. Totally I was like, I'm going to read it. Okay now I need you to be the reader because I click Okay, so there were some really goddamn funny ones. I was trying to get him to call but then it was like I don't want to spam So the first one from her side these are the ones that I like these are cringe moments when I was 16 I worked at a grocery store that had a coffee stand inside. I was in love with the barista He looked like a young Keith Urban. We literally never once spoke, but I loved him. Haha He was straight and older than me Anyway, after several months of admiring him and planning our life together, I saw him outside of work with a woman I cried to my best two best friends for hours as then I had to pull over on the highway because I couldn't see through The tears as I was telling them what happened

50:55 *Bobby * Wow

50:57 *Jim * Imagine thinking back on that and just being like well we all kind of have cried over a barista I cried over a never even he just like I never we never we literally never talked. Oh now she talks Nobody even talked and he's like right. I have my first little loves Yeah, I know she got a fast car I Get anywhere jar hearts are but Katie or by Christina Perry Okay, anyways next one next one I was 20 or 21 and it was back when Talk like a pirate day was a thing and I asked a guy out through whatever messenger app It was at the time but wrote the entire message in the tone of a pirate. I think I used the phrase Hardy commestibles Commestibles, I don't know what that is. He politely turned me down I was like 17 years ago and I still cringe about this. I use the phrase Hardy commestibles Do you remember when that was a thing of the yeah? Like we don't need to do that. Okay, this one this one's good I was 30 and taught kickboxing back in the 2000s for the local YMCA and made a hot college football player for the local University in a class I didn't ever date anyone and totally brushed it off later that night after I'd gone to the bar and had had one During and then decided to bail I was in the parking lot and he approached me I was shocked as he was very built and handsome I didn't know how he saw me and took a chance that was that this was fate We we went to a park and played around He was really into me. It was very awkward Bad kisser, etc. I gave him a BJ and it was over in two minutes. Oh boy. He's straight I offered him a ride back to the bar and he asked me to take him back home on campus about 30 minutes away I was already having a bad night. And so we drove in the most awkward silence after I got home there He couldn't find his keys and I had to take him back to the park in the dark to find them We did eventually find the keys in another awkward drive later and finding out he was only 20 I cringe every time I think about it like so he was like having this guy was 30 So he was blowing a 20 year old straight guy From his kickboxing class and literally that he taught then he had to like pick him up and then he lost his keys And he was like a bad kisser because he's young and BJ was over in two minutes This is the fantasy we have but that's the fantasy that you mean while I can't come in like two hours Meanwhile, I'm like hurry. I'm like I'm like, oh god. I have to think of like a straight guy that I know naked. Okay next so no that was that's not so that actually cringing that reminded me of my Another cringy moment. I had where I picked up the college guy at his dorm and we went drove to fucking Kroger This is Nutella and grabbed like the Nutella and it was too expensive. So we got icing And Literally put tarps down on the ground and rolled around it's so cringy. I'm actually like When I think about that if I'm being cringe moments are when you would like spy out your window as the guys walked up the Hill and then not answer the door if they were not attractive from Yahoo chatter for me or whatever it was Yeah, that is I would send the porch Actually, like I think you may be cringe maybe I'm the king of cringe All these projects that never work out like fuck. I am Like I had pop it through like that's really great It's on you gotta get that fucking head. I gotta get the puppet head. I cannot Actually just freak me I'm the king of cringe and I literally oh That's supposed to be you. I Mean, I think it's kind of good to be honest. Like what is this? This is Jim's little puppet First of all, they're really hard to make okay I literally I literally I got a sewing board or like I got a little here you can they're really hard to make Does it look like me? It kind of does. I mean it does. I'm not gonna lie. It's really actually it is cute I like it. It's kind of cute, but I was like, oh yeah, cuz I can do I didn't Actually if it's functioning like if it's functional But I don't think they ever really look that great got a massive underbite. She look like she got hooked by Fishing hook I'm the king of cringe. It's a you are thinking that's the title of the episode king of cringe because literally I'm like Oh look, I'm making puppets and people are like, oh I'm having fun and dancing on the dance floor cuz I don't give a fuck cringe. Oh so cringe. I'm gonna do a naked Naked documentary at nude camp Fucking cringy you need to come up and you need to become a moderator for that reddit group Like a modern you are a modern a no it was on gay bros On gay bro, so I got my own fucking like you need your own you need your own you King of cringe I was kind of country I Know I'm kind of the queen of cringe all the king queen of cringe. We are queen of cringe. Okay, so sundries Sundries explode. All right. I don't go first. Go serious. Yeah, you're serious. No, okay funny I've been watching obviously a lot of documentaries lately And I'm about to watch my don't have time to go on a walk but documentaries bring on and I'm about to watch the 100 Foot wave season 2 with Cotty on entry. Okay, watch the first one. It's in Portugal. What is it? It's well surfing. Okay. Yeah Okay, so I Was watching this he's a really hot Irish What's that name Cotty Katya Even Katya Character arc apparently this season so I'm ready for it. Okay. All right so basically I was perusing around and I heard people talking about this documentary on the Duggar family the 19 kids and counting 19 kids account G and the name of the documentary I don't even know shiny happy people which is creepy that is so but there's they were part of this Like not it was in a church was Institute of basic life prison principles. Oh, basically they like teach their kids They like make their kids little servants and the whole point of it Apparently was to raise as many kids as possible and this is not the only family that does it No, it's not and that jackie Christian families all over inject them into the government Yeah, the whole it's scary actually they they all bait clubs of all stuff and like some got through your Got through so they've been grouping for our age group. They groomed all these kids to they start at six months old They literally put a kid on a blanket with their favorite toy and put it to the side and make them stay still and if they move they get hit to teach them and I quote a baby It's called blanket training and it's suppressing the rebellious spirit and babies the rebellious spirit and babies Rebellious now, these are the same people what's wrong with Christianity. You're born sinful and evil You need baptized to get rid of the sin. I gotta be yeah, it's like no, we're not born sinful We don't need to be washed in water to become a child of God. It's just so fucked up I Would like spank the kids So this guy's a creep well, yeah leader and a millionaire and never the ones that bring the little girls on the back to give Them special lessons in the Bible It's these are the groomer. It's literally grooming. So all these Christian people and no offense again You can be a good Christian and whatever but these are not grooming that no But I need you to understand that this it's just like when you call I don't know It just you think all gay people are this way or people trans people are groomers. Okay. Okay. How are we grooming? We're not grooming but you're indoctrinating. What's this? This is crazy shit Because they want to play with a toy Oh And the guy is batshit crazy He like basically like fondles the girls like he'll come pray when they're 20 they go to corporate And it's on oh There's all the kids are like paired up in pairs and like the oldest of the parents take care of the three younger ones in Each pair so the parents aren't even doing anything. It is so quick. You want to talk about cringe It's fucking cringe So everyone needs to watch it and tell me your opinions calling and tell us because I need to know what you think about it Goddamn, so you have listen. There's some rule before you get your sundry I need to speak to the listeners from my heart You need to watch more people and you need to watch fucking the shiny happy people. Okay, that's a lot of people There's a lot of people that's a lot of weirdos and then also look at yourself dead. Okay, I like that. So so my sundry Shout out to Aubrey one of our listeners a friend as well Because she got me and my friend Sabrina on this We have an appointment next Thursday At a no, no, let me speak you shiny happy person we have an appointment next week it at a Clinic an aesthetics clinic in Springfield to go get compounded semiglutide aka like secret we go V So we get on we go V and lose weight I don't know now I did a little research and apparently like nobody can get actually semi glutide because it's a patented by so It's like they're like making it up. Basically. I don't really care I hope you do it and lose weight cuz then I'm gonna get on it So I'm glad my mom actually I needed to get an update from her and see how she's doing because she's on week three now Of her new Matt's on month three lost over 40 pounds Matt. Yeah over like who the fuck is this face? I saw naked yesterday. I was like, it's so different. It's so different man, you know No, but I don't want you to I know I don't and then talk about cringe and I'm like Let's go to the pool Flats up in the air. It's not cringe but like and it's really awesome. I mean, it's great when you yeah, but like for me I just look better fat I'm not even me. I can't Saggy skin right now like I might not get psyched because I'll be you I have really hot body and skin I think I'm actually kind of blessed This is so cringe I love this I don't like better fat I have great body and I just do have a good body though Don't have you have an appropriate don't have weird shape or like air. No, yeah. No, it's there's no lumps and dumps It's all just like how it should look. It's just a massive. Yeah, I'm out there's just a massive wall, but you still have like a Little thick cock hanging out and you still have a butt and so I mean when you're walking around camp I cannot even imagine like The looks people are probably like they're like well there and it's also I'm kind of intriguing like the look Yeah, you're like wow this one's walking around naked. Oh my goodness gracious So yeah, I'm going to a clinic and I don't even know what I'm getting I'm gonna have to talk to the doctor there and be like When this is a Thursday. Oh my god. Yeah, I might die. I might get an infection tomorrow. No next Thursday Sorry, fuck. I want you to start now. I know But it's not I'll take penny Yeah, if I die, yeah penny All right. Well, all right. Well, don't forget to call six one four seven two one five three three six six one four seven two one five three three six We love you. Happy pride. Happy pride. We love it. Pray for Jim pray for Jim Before that. Yeah, I'll be back before that. We'll have a one final. Goodbye one final. Goodbye. Thank you for listening Good night and goodbye. Goodbye I'm hot