Chastity Cages: Lockdowns Aren't Just for Pandemics

The latest episode of "Not Well" kicks off with a rib-tickling exchange as Bobby and Jim engage in witty repartee, sprinkling the conversation with humorous anecdotes and inside jests. They share a laugh over quirky monikers they've coined for a well-known conservative figure, setting a light-hearted tone before pivoting to more pressing matters.

As the dialogue deepens, Bobby and Jim tackle the contentious issue of LGBTQ rights, delving into a critical ballot initiative with potential ramifications for reproductive healthcare accessibility. Their dialogue is punctuated with keywords like "equality," "advocacy," and "legislative challenges," reflecting their discontent with the intrusion of political figures into personal health freedoms. The conversation underscores the persistent hurdles faced in dismantling gender and sexuality biases.

An anecdote about a disconcerting experience at a soccer match serves as a springboard for Bobby and Jim to confront societal norms around body image. "Not Well" becomes a platform to challenge the status quo, as they decry the casual cruelty of weight-related mockery, advocating for a shift towards more inclusive and compassionate community standards.

The conversation takes a nuanced turn as Bobby and Jim dissect the nuanced identities within the LGBTQ community, contrasting the terms "gay" and "queer." They emphasize the significance of broad spectrum liberation over mere assimilation, advocating for a united front in the fight for the rights of all marginalized demographics, emphasizing keywords like "solidarity" and "liberation."

In a poignant culmination to the episode, "Not Well" shines a spotlight on the struggles of queer Palestinians, with Bobby and Jim vehemently opposing the whitewashing of human rights abuses under the guise of allyship. They stress the importance of global queer freedom and dignity, reinforcing "Not Well" as a beacon for unapologetic truth-telling and a rallying cry for universal human rights.

Transcript

Magic, it's bad news, bad things are happening, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry, magic. Uh, hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. We are back with our regular scheduled program, thank God you're back, um. Whoa, girl, fuck. Yeah, I know some of our listeners, like, Zach, prefer Dr. Mike, but I have something to tell you, Zach.I'm the original, I'm the best. So Dr. Mike can suck my dick. Period. Yeah, Dr. Mike, who, yeah. And happy anniversary or whatever the fuck. Happy husband's birthday to you. I'm going there. To what? Exactly where he's at. Where's he at? Punta Cana. Oh, yeah. The exact resort. Actually, I thought you were with him because you going there?Oh, to the exact resort. Yes. Stick to the resort, honey, because I've been to DR. Oh, I don't want to go to Haiti. Wow. We have a boat ride though. Here's what happens when you get in the water in the Dominican Republic. You cut your foot on a rock. It's literally like fake sand and then you get in the water and you're just going along and there's rocks everywhere.Cause it's not like, it's not the sandy beaches you think. No, it's not as bad as Europe. It's probably clear because it's rock. It's yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's filled. I mean, yeah. Well, because there's not sand moving around. It's not that it's not pretty. It's just that everything outside of the resorts is terrifying.Not like Mexico terrifying, way worse. No, I've just heard like, I'm not going to do anything crazy. We're doing like a cruise through the resort. And the resort's a five star, like, Oh yeah, then honey, you're set. Honey, we're staying, we're going to have apples and spirits. And you probably fly like right into Santiago or, Like right there, it's like a five minute, Oh no, that's on the south side.No, it's the, The Punta Cana airport. Yeah, it's like right there. Okay, then you're perfect. And I'm in first class. Because when I went there, I was there for like almost two weeks. And it was, the interior is terrifying. Well, I just don't want to get, like random gangs and like people with guns and then people who don't have legs Um, getting, trying to get money from you.That's like Costa Rica. Open wounds. I mean, Costa Rica. Yeah, I remember I was like looking out the bus that we were traveling in and there's this person with no right leg But left leg had just like a big giant wound and the whole calf muscle was exposed and I was like did that cut just Happened and apparently the bus driver's like they keep cutting it open to get money.I was like, oh You were on a bus? Yeah, to get from like city to city we were going around. Girl, who are you with? I feel embarrassed saying this because now I would never fucking do this and I don't supportthis. I was there on a mission trip. It was a non religious mission trip. And we would go from city to city and like meet with groups.Spread the word. Yeah, it was awful. Okay, so you're gonna have a blast. That's a disaster. Call us 614 721 5336. That's 614 721 5336. Make sure you leave us a review. We love the reviews. We actually got a new one, by the way. Actually, I should read it. What? I want to hear. I know. It's like a year. It's been a long time.We're starting to get popular again. It comes in waves. Um, I'm trying to get comfortable with this new setup. More like tsunamis. I know, it's kind of hard. And right now, we do have a new setup. So, we're gonna get used to it. I still gotta clean a little bit, but last weekend, like I said, we were out Saturday.Saturday? Saturday! And Sunday, I was hungover as fuck. Can't wait for the next episode. Bobby and Jim are hilarious and entertaining. I came across their podcast this past spring and have been hooked in every week. The other month they had taken a break and I found myself looking again for a similar show, but none to be found.So keep making magic. There is an audience out there. Art. That is so nice. I know. Okay, I love people like that. I know. Same. I think he's from New Mexico, too. God fucking bless him. So thank you, Art. Thank you, Art. Um. Oh, you're on sn Now. Now. So, okay. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. Saturday, Saturday. We just want to go over Saturday really quick.We, it was a blast cause we have to. I mean it was one of those you were like, I just want to go for a couple beers at Jacky O's We were gonna like, now I knew what that meant. Um, well you had planned, well I had I had a birthday brunch at Lindy's Which by the way, the Phenomenal, phenomenal but the Entree prices are 20.00 Like the french toast is like 14. The ome, you know like things like that are like 22. So two pieces of bread dipped like crab and eggs. So is 22 is a bread dipped in eggs and cinnamon is $14. The crab and egg dish is 22. You dumb bitch. I know. I'm kidding. The point is for, you're so fucking a gourmet meal.It's cheap for a brunch. Like it's a great bunch brunch spot. I've heard good things about it. I just have never been 'cause I'm poor. Right. Married to a doctor. Uh, Dr. Mike, can we get you back on here? What are you doing, Bobby? You want to go to brunch? I'll take you to McDonald's. Let's go through the drive through.So after brunch, I was like, got to go. I got to meet Bobby. And so we went to Jackie O's and had a really good time. Actually, I love that place. They had music. I kind of liked it on a Saturday afternoon. There were so many hot guys there. Like, I'm telling you, hockey bros, Halloween dads, but wearing like football dad outfits.Oh, that one wrestling outfit. That guy was tight. I love a good pair of tights. He had a nice three to four inch soft average dick. It was good. Soft actually. Soft average. Actually. That's not average for soft. No. And for how cold it was. It was nice. That's a big dick. Now he could have been just a show and that's fine too.He had a nice dick. He had a nice dick. I don't care. Like that was a tight blue, Navy blue. Oh, yep. I wish it was white. White is . Anytime there's a college, anytime there's a college with white SLIs, slings, SLIs, I'm watching. Let's just go to a wrestling match. And be reporters and act like we could act like we're gay sports news.Oh my god. I'm telling you. And they, they love to show off. These wrestlers in college, like, they know what they're doing. When they put their arms up and then like everything stretches up and you see that cock just kind of sit there, like, sits like a hammock kind of in a weird, like. It's interesting. It's interesting how the cock lays.So we went to Jackie O's, we found a little bench though and had some fun. We had some fun and we will get into that. If you're a Patreon member, you will know about that. Uh, if you're not. We sat on a bench probably for like an hour and a half at least because we had two drinks each on that bench. We were like having so We were crying laughing.We need to fucking repeat it actually next Saturday. That's what I was thinking. Oh wait, you're gone. When are you leaving? I think I can do next Saturday. I can't do I'm off Saturday. Yeah, I think, uh, let me confirm, but I think it's possible. That would be so fucking crazy. Um, it was fun. Straight guys are fun.So then after that we went to pins and saw some dicks at the urinals. I think we tried and then we played ping pong, which was interesting. You're actually really good at it. So are you? I know. That's why I was like, respect. I was like, okay, this is what I used to play. I used to slam the ball. I did. I loved it.It's so fun to be like, yeah, but I couldn't get it. Those Paddles were not for me. Oh, that's right. We had bad paddles. They were like soft. Yeah. The ball wasn't. The spinner paddle. Mm. I don't like the spinner paddle. No, I like the hard rubber, Dave. I want that rubber, that rubber paddle. So that was our Saturday.Then I had my birthday on Sunday and I woke up at like noon. Uh, I went down to the couch. I think I felt mildly hungover. And, um. Yeah, even though I went to bed at like midnight, I was like, well, I guess I had five beers over the course of eight hours, ten hours, so that's too many. Um, so I'm old. Yeah, you might have had more than five.Well, let's not judge. Okay, I'm not judging, but remember we went to Tremont? I forgot about Tremont actually. I literally forgot about Tremont. And Cobra, we had two, uh, cocktails. Remember we had the martini thing and the other thing? We were fucking lit. We walk into Tremont, so I'm like, garlic sauce and fucking martini, and we're like, Hey!Yeah, Todd's like, you smell like food. I'm like, we just had food. And then I see the bartender, I'm like, you're cute. And he's like, not really. That guy sitting next to me was like, I've got two children your age and blah blah. I was like, what? How old are you? You look young. He's like, I'm 59! I was like, 59?Yeah, you could be. I guess technically. You could be my dad. Honey. Honey. Miss Honey. Miss Honey Honey. So then you had Sunday. Sunday I woke up. So you had Sunday. Sunday. So I woke up at noon. And I didn't leave the couch until like 4. 30pm. I was so wrecked on Sunday. So I was like, Now, thankfully, Matt planned a Sunday night dinner at my favorite place.Actually, no, Matt made the perfect birthday because I woke up at noon. I come down and there's a giant, like, easily 50 bouquet of roses and different flowers, lilies. You love flowers. Balloon, three balloons, a card. In the card is like a gift card that gives you discounts at all these restaurants in Grandview.Oh, cool. And then I find out what he's secretly been planning, which I can't wait to tell you about next week because we're going on Sunday. A cabin in Hawking Hills. Boom! And now let's... Have you seen it? It's cute. It has a hot tub, but it has two bedrooms. Okay, so do you want to tell the story? I'll tell the story.A quick version from last year. Matt won't like me sharing this, but I think the people will remember. Our listeners may remember last year. And our listeners might want to learn from this and grow. Because Matt sure has. Matt's grown a lot. He's actually shrunk there, but not in the dick. I meant the waist.Um, so, uh, Matt last year. Thought we would go to a cabin and, um, booked a cabin. Uh, we get to the cabin. There's not a bed. There's not a stove. There's not an oven. Wasn't there like a futon or something? There was a fold down futon. At least there was a bathroom. I'll give them that. Uh, there wasn't Wi Fi.There wasn't cell service. So basically, we left. After like 45 minutes there, I was like, There is no way in hell I am spending two days here or two nights here. Like, I'm not sleeping on a futon. I'm not going without cell. It's like, what am I gonna do? But what it, the setup was that it was gonna be like this relaxing, it was supposed to be a relaxing, and it was like, it wasn't, it was one room, but we walked in the room and that was the room.So I was like, no, we can't do this. So he learned. So he learned, he was very disappointed. He had gone on the website and he was upset as he does. He didn't really pay attention to details, so we messed up that. But no, we recovered. We brought all our food to Bobby's that day and had a fun party and lived our lives.Okay. Yeah, I remember you had. We had a lot of food. All of a sudden, you're like, I have tons of food. I'll bring it over. You're like, we already have food out. I was like, well, we have a lot of cheese. You're like, we have cheese and, yeah. We had so much food. So this time, he has been secretly planning this without me.I had no idea. I'm very glad he did that. I didn't know what he was doing, but he was like, don't plan anything Sunday night, Monday, Monday night. Don't plan anything Tuesday. Tuesday night. I was like, okay. Oh my. So I didn't. And then he tells my parents at brunch on Saturday, he was like, go wash your hands Saturday.Yeah, so he's really been working it. He even talked to Sabrina about ideas. I don't know if he reached out to you, probably not. Why would he? Why would he? I mean, what are you gonna plan? You're like, I get taken to Hocking Hills, I don't plan Hocking Hills. There's the chasers, there's the chaste. There's always a chaste and there's always a chaste.He's the chaste, so he's not gonna know. Um, but yeah, so I am very thrilled. So I found out all of that when I woke up at noon on Sunday. Then he took me to La Tavola for dinner, which is my favorite Italian restaurant. I don't know if I've ever been there. Oh my god, honey, like it's... It'll change your life.Uh, kind of like Cobra Dunn. More. It's better. The noodles are better. I mean, it's better. I don't know how, but every day they have three to four specials that change every day. Every single day is different.Where is it at? It's on First Avenue in Grandview. So it's like by the library in Grandview. I'm trying to think what we've done there.I think I've been there. Hmm. I don't think you have. You would remember. You don't look like somebody who goes there. Have you been to Naughty Pine? Yeah. You look. Okay, so it's like one street south of that like first Avenue, I don't think I have been there but Remember when I asked you last week if you're someone who's been to Disney World?Oh, I haven't written down. Yeah, I just wanted to bring that up because you look like someone who hasn't been to Disney World. Yeah, I'm, we're literally walking into Coburn and he's like, you look like somebody who, like I said, someone from Disney. Well, you said something and I was like, isn't this like, and then I was like, I was gonna say like Disney World, but have you been to Disney World?Cause you don't look like somebody who's been in Disney World. You don't seem like it and you're from a broken home, so I didn't think your family would have gone. The home broke as adults. Like it was fine as kids. We were all chipper. It's the minute we all became adults. One of those broken homes where every it was fake.Let's stay together till they go to college. We stayed together for you guys. I was like Yeah, they tried to I love when parents try to Yep. Wow, you've really Okay. So Fill it out. No, I just looked at your drink. I was about to judge you for how much cocktail you've had and then I looked at mine and it's the exact same amount.So I had to take it back. Should never have brought it up. I'm also having the peace pipe. Now you're Native American. Great. Now we're appropriating that Indian style today on accident. And then what's Indian style? Oh, like when you sit on the ground like India. That's not allowed now. No. Oh, honey. I said it in front of how times have changed.And I said, uh, Oh, you're sitting Indian style? And she looked at me and she goes, Criss cross applesauce? I was like, Oh, she's Gen Z. I was like, oh well. Criss cross applesauce. Come on, motherfucker. Are you kidding me? This cannot. This cannot. I was like, no, no, honey, it's like, I'm like, I have a spare cause I'm so desperate to be high all the time.Um, now we do have a voicemail that I'm really kind of dying to get to because I know, are we done with what we were discussing? Yeah, yeah, we did it all. So your, your birthday, we had, we had a really fucking good weekend and honestly, if you're in Columbus and you like, like us, we can reach out. We will give you, we'll go with you.We have plans. No, I honestly think that we could plan a Columbus getaway for anyone out there. We could plan it. Yeah, come to Columbus. I'll tell you where to go, what to do. I'll get you a reservation. I'll tell you the hotel. We'll give you a handy. Depending. If it's well, well, we got to see some, it's got to be cut.Um, nevermind. We can't say that. I don't want to, we got to cut that out. We got to cut that out. Sorry, but I'm sorry, but I can't. I talked about ugly cocks last week and I know everyone has preferences. I'm ready to be berated about it, but guess what? There are ugly ones, but then I promise you they're uglier.If, There's tons of uglies, and there's a lot more uglies than pretty. I'll just say that. And there's a trend. And they think it's... But then it's like the hottest guys, and you look at them, and they're the ugliest dicks. It's like... But then it's like still hot somehow, but you're like, nah. Maybe you're only allowed to have two of four, and we can add dicks to that.Yep. Personality, face, body, and dick. You only get two. You only get two. So I'm a dick and a face. You're a dick and a... No. You have a good body, though. Mmm. You have a good ass. What do I have? You have a good ass. People love your ass. Yeah, they do love my ass, but it's flat now because of the WeGoView. Well, I'm about to get on it.So now I just have one of four. Um, I used to think I had body, but I still have breakouts. Well, you're 36 now, so. I'm 36. I'm wrinkly and I have a breakout. Hi, I have a breakout still and I'm almost 40. Yeah, it's like I looked in the mirror. I was like, what's this? What's this? Yep. A week later, I still have a blemish.A week later. I used to be, when I was a teenager, it would be like a day. I'd be like, is it? Gone. Honey, you get that different gel. Now I'm like, what's this? What's this? Oh, it's a blood spot now. Oh, I have a liver spot on my face. Oh my God. I'm really, you know, what's really weird is my Do you have liver spots on your hands?Not yet. You will. But it's kind of funny, you know, I use jergens or something, or Jergenoff? Jergenoff and jergen Jergenoff! No, but like, I'll see people's, like, so I look at people's dick pics and I'll look at their hands. You know what's really hot to me, actually? Yellow stain teeth? Oh no, are they? No. Okay, I was like, I wouldn't be surprised.Um, no, not yours. When straight guys make jokes about jerking off and like, have like lube, if they're like, yeah, I keep a bottle of lotion by my bed, if you know what I mean, and I'm like, Ooh, I know what you mean. Do you want me to use the lotion and just take care of it for you? Like, if a straight guy brings up jerking off, I'm literally going to offer my whole, whole being, my whole being.Do you ever think though, like, can I just say something? I don't know if we've ever talked about this before. We kind of might have, but When you watch somebody come for the first time, it's very judgmental to me. It's very telling of what kind of a human you are. I, yeah, if you make weird noises and sounds and weird faces and weird situations, like, and not just like, Oh, fuck.Yeah. I'm talking like when you're like,don't do it. Why did you do that? Because that just, it's triggered. I just got triggered because he just came from your mom. Okay. I had a boyfriend for nine months. And I knew it was doomed from the first time he came. And he was, I'm on the bottom. I'm like looking up on my back. He's riding me and he's like jerking off as he rides me.And he's like, all of a sudden his fate. No, it's the, ah. Oh, and I literally, I'm on my back. I was like, I think I asked him the very first time, like, are you okay? Because I was like, I know it's good, but is it? My dick can't be that good. Some people, it can't be that I can't control it. I get it like that every time or every time he had to come, I was like, Oh, here we go with the theatric.Oh, I had a guy that would like, why, why? He wouldn't make noise. Ttehehehehe I'm like, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, just fucking breathe. I can't. It's so fucking weird. People come so weird. If you saw your nose, if he's too theatrical with it. I'm like, are you okay? Don't do that. Don't be theatrical.Don't talk dirty to me. It feels fake to me. If I have. Ever had a really funny laugh. If you talk dirty to me, don't talk dirty to me. I'm gonna laugh because when I laugh with you, if he talks dirty, I start laughing. Oh, I can't. I'm like, oh yeah baby, you want that? I'm like, yeah, baby. And I'm like. I'm like, we literally just laughed in the living room about four to 45 minutes about something so stupid.Now you want me to get serious and be like, Oh yeah, no, I can't do it. It ain't happening. It ain't happening. Now, I don't mind if I get to be the jokey one and I'm like, Oh yeah, you like this daddy? Well, that's when I'm like, Oh, we'll see. And that's, I'd like to do that. Cause it's like jokey. Cause the thing, the chasers know how to make the chase.Wait, the. The chase know how to get the chasers to come. Chasers come . The chase. The chase. No. So I'm be like, oh yeah, you like that. Oh fuck. I know exactly how to make you, you come, what? You put your dick in this hole. But that's like, literally like we're, but if you're chasing, if you're the chaser, I don't want you to get all, oh God, don't fuck you.You need be fucking like that. You need to keep, keep your shit together. Now I know what role I'm in. Yeah. I'm in charge especially in a regular like yeah, a regular you're my fan. You're in my notation If you're a random, okay, if you want to come in and be like shut the fuck up, okay Okay, a random can absolutely talk literally just a random can talk dirty if I've literally just like if you've literally just farted in front of me.Yeah. If you just took a shit and stunk up the whole bottom of the half of the house. If you just laughed at the dumbest and you're like, you family guy joke ever. And then we go upstairs and you're like, oh yeah, you like this . I'm be like, what was that? No, you were just laughing at Golden Girls a minute ago.The answer no's no. The answer's no. It's no, no. I want you to take me seriously, but don't talk dirty to me. God, I can't be talked dirty to Unless you're a random and unless I approve. Literally you need prior off. Prior approval prior authorization for your coming, but it's really weird like ladies. Well, everybody out.Oh People that if you know somebody for a long time and all sudden you have sex with them or something Or you see him come for the first time was his name change your life The pastry Aaron when in would cut even in the shower. I would be like you're coming like this every I tested it I checked everywhere.I was like, what if we have sex in the shower one time? I'm fucking him in the shower and it's like Next to you. So not only did he make Oh! Oh! So not only did he come weird, he made you fat. Oh, he made me Oh, I gained weight for sure. I know, this is when you first started getting beefy, and then you lost But he also pretended he made a lot of pastries and really just bought them places and then fed me them.And was like, I made this. I hope he doesn't listen, but if you do, prove us wrong. You're doing a great job, and we love I really don't care. And we love Is that where I went there and the pastries are good? Does he work there? Yeah, he makes the pastry. Well, he comes up with the pastry recipe. You know exactly what I mean.Yeah, like make. Yeah, and I produce the radio station exactly. Yeah. Okay. So what's this voice? I don't know. You've no transcription. So I have no idea but it's a three minute and then he calls back and I see the transcription. It says like well, I'm not doing so well.Hey NotWell people, um, it's Wyatt from Portland again. So, uh, glad you guys thought it was, like, funny that, you know, the thing I called in about with the... Crazy email, um, I'm going to try to get the email to you, but it's on a controlled server, so next time I'm at work, I'll just have to, like, snap a photo.Um, yeah, so that's, that's that. But, uh, follow up on that, the person has been put on probation and, like, is not allowed in until they complete this, like, training thing. That's what you do. Fuck yes. Don't really care, not, not my problem anymore. Nope, it's gone. But my weekly grievance this week is, uh, is so I'm going to school for botany, like plant, specifically plant illness.So plant pathology is what I'm like. Marijuana. Whenever I tell someone who is older, typically I'm thinking like 55 and above, probably retired. Usually my neighbor, who's kind of a cunt, they think what I'm saying is when I say. Oh, I work in a lab and where the lab is focused on what I'm studying, they hear I work in landscaping and I'm willing to do landscaping for you because, uh, I got this job.So that's what I'm going to school for. And in debt for as I grow up, you just need like an I. D. book and a willingness to move rocks and dirt to the I know there's more skills than that. It's not much more. Um, yeah. So she's been Fucking bothering me. Like, we're in Oregon. It's been raining for the past week.And she's like, when are you going to come over and like, mow my lawn? I was like, girl, I don't want the tree. Like, girl, look at my lawn. I don't even mow it. Like, my, the people who rent the house from hate it that I don't mow the lawn regularly. And I'm like, I don't like grass. Personally, I would never have a lawn, but hey, that's just me.Um, yeah, but that's all my grievances. I've actually had a pretty boring week. It's been full of midterms and. I didn't even get to go to any Halloween parties, which is pretty shitty, because I was studying for class stuff, but, uh... Oh, so it cut off. Wow. So there's more. So he comes back with... Then there's a follow up, and I don't...Hey, it's Wyatt from Portland again. Um, so my luck has changed since I called earlier. Uh, I'm currently sitting on the side of a fucking freeway waiting for a tow truck. My car... This is literally So that is making me very unwell right now, and I'm on the edge of screaming, crying, or a combination of both.So, um, yeah, it's 6. 55 where I'm at, and it is fucking dark out, and I'm not loving it. So, yeah, wish me luck. Hopefully I don't die. Oh my fucking god. Alright, bye guys. But literally This guy, we have got to go to Portland. First of all, I feel like because you've never been to Portland. Well I think we should go to Seattle and make him take a train up to Seattle.'cause it's easy for the, it's a three hour train ride. You know my problem with Seattle, 'cause Matt's never been right. So like I know I can't, but can I bring Matt? No, this is a podcast trip. We're gonna be whores. I know. And the way we roll, that'll kill me. No, it won't be fun. No, I don't want to go partners.I know. I don't wanna Partners trip. I don't want partner trips ever again HA HA HA Like I literally wanna go solo I had a blast in Portugal though Portugal was different I mean I was a slut there too But it is different when you're with friends No it is, it's always different It's so different and they know that They know it's not against them It's like I take trips with Sabrine only Like I've been to LA with just you The trip is different when you don't have to worry about certain aspects of relationships.You don't have to satisfy certain needs of certain people. And it's like, you're just, when you're with a friend, you're like, you're hanging out. Let's have the maximum fun. Not, we don't necessarily have to have maximum connection. Like when you're with a romantic partner, you're like. Yeah, let's do that and I want to take care of you and let's go home and cuddle and after this we'll have sex and that way we'll really bond and it's like, I'd rather just play on sniffies and watch Netflix.I'd rather go out at night, get drunk. With you and then see who's around and then I'm always like I'm tired. Oh, I know intermish I know I love our trips. Honestly, don't even make fun of you your intermissions anymore. They're the best times You're gonna the last time we're in New York City. Even I was like when we had our intermissions I was like I laid in that bed cozy and you're like out at the city was like Like nobody's bothering you, you can do whatever you want in that moment.The air conditioning was on, cause it was like June. So yeah, no I love intermissions now. Matt and I took some in Portugal. It's great. An intermission is I would be like, it's 3pm, I'm done walking around, we don't have dinner till 7, we have 4 hours off, I went to the pool. I would go to the pool, the hot tub.My thing is I need to learn how to drink and vacation better. Ugh, I know. So it doesn't get out of control before it's too late. Cause I the day three I'm like, I'm sick. I have to go lay down and it's like, oh no wonder you don't feel good. I can teach you because I was having like two bottles of wine. I don't.Two bottles of wine every day for eleven days. I actually think though, and you're fine, switch it up and do like, just gin and tonic. do a pure, you have to do a clear, a clear or a wine with no, I do a lot of fights. I do a lot of beer and then it's like the next day I'm like, Oh, I don't know if I can do this.And you have the beer shits and it's just not good. Right. Okay. So we need to go to Portland though. I really see how Portland trip would be amazing with this guy. We got to meet this guy. Or does he meet us like somewhere else? We just like, Oh yeah, honestly. Well, hopefully you're lucky. Hopefully you're still alive.Honestly, I hope you're not on the side of the road. What if the... I just started pinching my nipple. Oh, I'm getting excited. Meet this guy. Oh, come meet us. What if this tow truck driver was like... Musta fuck him. Did I say that right? Tow truck driver. Oh, no, Georgia. Now we have things to talk about. I know, like Mike Hunt.I mean, Mike Johnson.This motherfucker right here telling you right fucking now this motherfucker right here is not Real. He's not real. He came out of nowhere Like the republicans were desperate like how many weeks did we spend like at least over a week without a speaker like three weeks It was a long time Like at least over a week.I know and they kept recessing to be like now we don't need to vote on it We'll just go and he comes out of nowhere. I'm literally like that way. Oh, no, he came out of nowhere And they barely even wanted him. I think they were all just so embarrassed at that time. They were like, we'll vote for anyone.We'll vote for anyone. But then they pick someone who's like, they're like, what's your vision for America? And he's like, pick up the Bible! And it's like, okay, so we can't eat shrimp? Like, what part of the Bible are we supposed to pick up and believe in? It's just so embarrassing. Which one today, Mike Hunt?Um, I don't really understand where we're going with him because everything he wants to pass is so extreme that it's not even like Mitch McConnell is going, no, that's not going to pass the Senate. Well, Mitch McConnell saying no to everything, he's like, no, he's like, no, he wasn't saying no, but he was, he wasn't saying yes, but he wasn't saying no.He was kind of just, Mitch now doesn't say anything. He lost his words. Um, I have like a little clip that I made of information maybe that's why you need to hear it. Okay. Mike Johnson, a figure often quoted in discussions about morality, has made several statements linking the fall of Rome to what he describes as rampant homosexual behavior that was condoned by society.He suggests Rome's decline, alongside a loss of morals and societal depravity. However, when we turn to the historical analysis, The collapse of Rome is far more complex and cannot be pinned on any single cause. Right, I don't think it was the gays. Let alone the private sexual conduct of its citizens.Historians point to a multitude of factors including economic troubles, over reliance on slave labor, military overspending, political corruption, and the unsustainable size of the empire. Empire. Kind of like the United States. Yeah, kind of like the United States right now. Spreading out everywhere. Like, well, we got rid of slavery.14 billion dollars. Okay. Or lit. And I also have another thing on here that I might play. I want to play it for us, but I might not stay on the show, but it's like, I did like, I had AI give me a fake comedy show. Oh, I love that. Like a skit about Mike Cunt. So let's just hear it and see if it's any good. So Mike Johnson has been quoted saying that the fall of Rome was due to their rampant homosexual behavior.I mean, if that's the case, then my high school must have been the epicenter of a fallen empire. Because let me tell you, the drama club parties? Legendary. But let's be real, if we're blaming the fall of empires on who's sleeping with whom, then my neighbor's divorce is probably signaling the apocalypse. I guess it's time to stock up on canned goods and glitter.Historians, though, they're like that one friend at the party who actually knows what they're talking about. They tell us Rome fell for a bunch of reasons. Economic troubles, military issues, political corruption. Obviously. Sounds a bit like my last family reunion. Minus the barbarian invasions, though Uncle Jerry on the karaoke comes close.This is cunty. And let's talk about overexpansion. Rome stretched from the Atlantic to the Middle East. If Rome were a pair of jeans, it'd be the kind you have to lay on the bed to zip up. And military overspending? I guess even back then, men were buying toys they couldn't afford. Honey, I swear, this new catapult will totally fit in the garage next to the chariot.Now, some say Christianity and the loss of traditional values played a part. I guess that's one way to put it if traditional values means wearing a toga and believing Zeus might strike you down for not liking his latest Instagram post. So in the end, if we're making jokes about the fall of Rome, let's remember it'sless about who you love and more about not stretching yourself too thin, because the only thing I want overextended is a fat cock and my bank account.I added that. I added the last part. That's what I'll play for, like, I think that's better, that's better education. So that's basically, um, I just wanted to kind of, because I was actually kind of confused because everybody's talking about straight men with Rome or whatever. Have you heard that thing where they're like, what's your Rome?What? No, what is this? Oh no. There was like a phase with straight men. They're like, how, they're like, girls were asking their husbands, how often do you think of Rome? And then the guy would be like, uh, like a Roman empire. She's like, yeah. And then he's like, uh, like once a week. And people were answering this like, and I'm like, I've never thought of the Roman empire other than getting fucked.Why would we, other than getting fucked by Seuss or whatever, I don't think of the Roman Empire. I'm sorry, what? The straits are apparently straight men think about the Roman Empire way too much because they think it's like peak masculinity and like we were warriors. Was it? And we were. It wasn't, was it?It wasn't like, guys, it was a mess. Everything is gay. It was a mess, first of all. Well, okay, so let's, they were swallowing each other's semen, doing some, they were e ejaculating on each other. They didn't want to waste the seed, so you would jerk off on your friend. You would swallow their cum. But if you bought them, you were a...Honestly, I fully believe that most of these hyper masculine men do believe that and would swallow their friends cum because when you talk to them, they're like, Listen, if you want to get big and you want to get muscles, you can't jerk off. You gotta save up your energy. And high school coaches are still telling the high school boys you can't jerk off because you will lose athletic prowess.In college, I had a friend who played lacrosse. He told me that his coach would tell the entire team in the locker room, after practice leading up to a game, no jerking off, no fucking your girlfriends, until after the game. Because he wanted them to be hungry. These men today would absolutely swallow cum.Straight men would love to swallow cum. Because they want the energy, they want the vitality, they want to be a man. So I think straight men would swallow each other's cum. And if we're being honest, the most masculine thing you can do is take a dick. So... Right. I mean, we make fun of pussy, we call people pussies.You make fun of gay people, but we're taking a literal rod into our holes. Exactly. Like we're taking a load. When they talk about manhood, they call their hard dicks their manhood. So if that's manhood, you probably do want manhood, don't you? You want to put that in my manhole. There's nothing more manly than taking a dick.Period. Period. Okay. And that's on God. So anyway, Mike. So Rome is apparently a big deal. And so Mike Johnson's thinking about. Listen to his name. Mike Johnson. Mike Johnson. He's gay. Um, there's nothing. Hi, gay. Mike Johnson, I want to bring something up that I didn't really look into but I'm a little creeped out by.Apparently when he was 24 he adopted a 15 year old black boy. I agree. That's no longer in any family picture. Where is he? We don't know. Why do you think he doesn't want to be in family pictures? Maybe Mike Johnson had a little... rendezvous? Dilly dally with... A 15 year old when he was 24. I wouldn't be surprised.Look at him. Remember Matt Gaetz? What did he do? He adopted Nestor from Cuba. And now Matt Gaetz is credibly accused of having sex with underage people. But he had an adopted son from Cuba. What are all these Republican men doing with these adopted boys? That's what I want to know. What are Republicans doing with adopted boys?You tell me. Just ask yourself. But they're obsessed with the Roman Empire where they used to swallow men's cum. But also they're so obsessed with gay sex. Yeah, they are. They're always like, we gotta ban gay sex, gay sex. I want to hear, so how do you have gay sex? What is it? Let's go to the Supreme Court and ban it.What's gay sex? How do you do it? No, but here's the thing. It's like a thrill for them. They're like, yeah, if we ban it, then it's like the olden days when you had to sneak around. Bitch, you know what? First of all, I just, I don't, I don't really agree with Do you want to know what gay sex is? Uh, jerking off while looking at Twitter, like I don't think you understand what gay sex is A handjob and a bologna sandwich Not a bologna, that's gross.A piece of pizza Literally afterwards, I mean it's like Let's go to bed. It's I'm like, okay Yeah, like, it's not. Everybody thinks everything is so... Like, we are not, like, the orgies that you imagine are only happening among the worst gays possible. Santa nice. Here's the thing though, too, is like, why do you feel like us fucking each other, uh, is the fall of an empire?And that means we are super powerful, bitch, and you should be scared. If two men having sex in their bedroom can make an empire fall, the empire was not strong. What do you think we can do if we fucking, like, don't, don't fuck with us, okay? The empire's not strong. The Empire will strike back. It has. And it will.What if the geishas took over? We probably could, they're scared of us. Honestly, like literally straight men, like if I were to walk past a straight guy and slap his ass in the way that straight guys slap women's asses all the time, that straight guy would cry and be like, Oh my God, it was a fucking abuse.I was attacked. He touched me while he smacked. He touched my ass. I'm like, and you slap random girls all the time. Come get on this car. It's like, it's like, okay. I actually was, I saw a Twitter or what is it called? I don't know. Tick tock of another gay podcast, but they brought up a really interesting point.I kind of wanted to like run this by you. They were like, I don't think being straight. Um, or like a straight guy should be able to get a blowjob from a gay guy and not be gay and not be cheating because we're actually doing you a favor, ladies, because that's something you probably don't want to do a lot of the time and we will do it for free with no romantic connection at all.All we want is your love. They don't believe in trimming. They don't believe in keeping themselves clean. I know their assholes stink. I just know it. No, because they don't want to touch your asshole because they're afraid it makes them gay. They're not cleaning their assholes. There is shit caked on all the hair around it and all the taint.I'm telling you straight men are not as clean as we think, but how embarrassing that you are so scared, but they want a blow job, but you're so nervous about touching yours asset, you're gay. That to me, you are so weak. That is not masculine at all. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. If you can't touch any part of your body, you, you're, if you can't touch your ass to clean it, you're gay as fuck.Connie. Like, it's true. Yeah. like, like who doesn't clean their asshole a lot? Know a lot. No, I know gay guy. I know straight guys. I don't really know straight. Well, no, I do know straight guys. You the ones that I talk, the ones that I talk to. They're getting more open, I would say. Oh, there's definitely... But none of them want their asshole touched.They're into pegging. No, no, no. Well, really. I think that's like a big thing on the straight thing now. Like, pegging and like... Girls eating out boys asses. I have heard this. Yeah, so I think it's like a thing. I've encouraged it Gen Z first of all, if you like a blowjob and you like your balls being licked and so imagine your hole being liquid They're like, I like the part below my balls, too And I'm like, uh huh.Uh huh now go lower where there's more nerve endings You would probably like your asshole licked and if your wife and if your wife wants to do it, oh god God bless him. God bless him. Honey, we're going into the bathtub. We're getting bleach. We're gonna, we're gonna burn that, burn that first layer off.Get out the manscaper. Nobody wants an asshole hair in their teeth talking to their parents after they eat their spouse's asshole. Well, talk to Matt, because he doesn't mind. Some people don't. I think it's disgusting. I'm actually not a fan. I think I trim enough. Matt? Oh, I can see your whole being kind of hairy and it's normally, but I normally normally normally I go around it.So I do want to have a dirty hole. You don't. I'm always worried. I have a dirty hole. I am too. It's like my biggest fears in life. Like literally every question and be honest. I will. I'll be fucking dead ass. Okay. Have you ever known that you're about to have sex and reach down and touch your hole or like rubbed on it and then?Oh yeah. Okay, good. Okay. I thought it was the only one. I'm like, is that not normal? No. Like I, I will literally be like, Well, like even if I'm getting a blowjob, like, okay, it's fine. And I know I rub the crease. I rub the crease. Oh, honey. No, because that's the worst part, isn't it? No, I mean, I literally like will be like, I shit today.I can't like, I'm going to stand up and just like pull my cock out. I'm not like, Oh no, no, I can't even do that. If, if I, if I know, you know, the crease, like in between the balls and the thigh, if you don't, if I rub that and I'm like, yeah, it's over. I'm not having sex. I'm not having to understand that. And now everybody listening, watching sex.Everybody smells their own crease. Everyone loves, I mean you have to smell your crease. That's how you know you need to shower. But I think everybody knows that they like their own crease though, like sometimes. I don't know, I don't always hate it. I don't either, when I stank I'm like mmm. Well and that's where I'm wondering.Well that's why I wish I could like somebody else's stink. Well I'm wondering if these gay freaks are liberated and we're not. Well they like the stink of it. The gay freaks that are at like AWOL. I like the man musk and I'm like. That's poop and sweat. I'm like, it smells terrible, but they're like, they love it.I know, I wish I could train my brain to be like, I love ball sack. How do we do that? I don't know. No, but you don't just love ball sack. Like, those people love sweaty, sweaty, dirty balls. Dirty balls. Like, theywant you from the gym, literally in their mouth. And that, I just don't know if I can do it. I don't think I can do it.I think it's But then I could start my own brand and be like, it's not bad, it's not good, but it's not bad. Do you ever feel like you I mean, we all have the same problems. I eat. Blue cheese, gorgon's old cheese. I don't mind the smell of mush. Like yeah, these fermented, nastiest things that I eat and like, why do I like that if I don't like the smell of dirty ball?I, it's just a spiciness for me. There's always like a spice there. There's always a a beo like tank. Yeah, it's pepper tank, pepper peppery. You're like, oh. And I know pussy stinks like that too. So all the ladies listening are like, well, here's the pro. Oh my God, these men are gross. We're all fucking gross.No, period. Your body. And that's what I've read online. Like, these are the thoughts is actually bodies aren't gross. Bodies have smells, body of discharges, body, body, body, body, body, body, working there. It's literally your body your have cells that are shedding constantly. We are in kind of a, we are in a constant state of sharing of decay, no decay.We are marching our way towards death. That is a really weird, it's a slow death. All of your body is decaying. Yeah, like there's no coming back. No. There's not like, oh, well, now I'm gonna be young again. Nope, this is it. Like, you don't restart at birth. You are just marching towards death slowly. Well, actually, I think from birth to like, probably like 15, til puberty, I think you're, I think you are alive.But I think from that point on, Can we move that up to like 19? Well, think about some of the animals that get, they're born, they die. Like, that's kind of what we are in a slower version, though, like, where we should be dead at like 22. And now we're like, Oh, I'm 78! Why do you think all the women out there freak out that they're not pregnant by 30?They're like, I'm 30! We got it! Their bodies are telling them. They're walking around. Stinky pussy. They're walking around smelling their creases. They're like, What's wrong with me? They're like, my mucus is not sticky enough. I know I should be pregnant. Oh, my pussy! And listen, I get it like I understand that people want children and we want thank God there's science that can help you But by the way, we need to talk about something serious for a minute Oh god right now on November 7th, if we don't pass.Oh, yeah I'm past issue one Your reproductive health care decisions are being left up to a legislature, which is controlled by Republican men a gerrymandered Legislature, by the way, but also they don'trepresent us. It's like 80 percent Republican, even though Ohio is not 80 percent Republican. Um, and they're going to decide whether or not you can have an abortion.But not just that. They're going after IVF next because you create embryo embryo, which is like they're saying that's playing. That's a baby. Actually, that's a baby. Fertility care is on the ballot. Yeah, it's not just abortion issue one and there In November 7th. You're right. It's all reproductive. I'm not talking about that.This is hurting my pollen idol. I know, I think you're just in pain, sorry. It's for pollen idol. I just need to like... Also, if you don't vote yes on issue one, his pilonidal will explode. So if you don't vote yes on issue two, I'm going to vote no on issue one. Literally, literally all the women out there like, fuck you.Like, listen, I'll vote one of you vote two. Honestly, I think a lot of people are going to find it easier to just say yes to vote. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Why would you vote? Why do I want to keep criminalizing having marijuana? It doesn't make sense. Even if I don't use marijuana, like, no one should go to jail for it.I'm sitting next to you. You would be in prison for what you're doing right now. Why? Like, why is that? Right. But for no reason. Meanwhile, meanwhile, I can have a whole fucking six bottles of that and then drive home and be arrested. But like, I don't know. Are you talking? You're not talking about me, bitch.Like. Okay. So I want to talk about chastity cages. No, we have to. Because I'm, I kind of want one, but I also don't know why. Okay. Okay. So my first exposure to them was like Locktober, and so I saw Locktober on Instagram like two years ago And I was like seeing all these really hot guys locking their cocks locking their cocks But now I feel like it's dumb So I want to tell you why and I'm not trying to shame anyone.Oh, you're king of shaming. Oh my god, you're king of shaming! No, you know, I'm trying, I'm trying to figure out what the fuck these boys are doing when they're like the key is thrown away What? So your cock is in a cage 24 7, 365. I have to show you something. Show me right now. First, I'm going to get a Miller Lite.Oh, is there any in there? You fucking drunk ass hoe. Hi! Hi, gay! I'm not good at it. I can't get out. Yes, you can. I can't get out! Yes, you can. Oh, my God. Okay. What were we talking about? I just really ruined everything. Chastity Cage is October. Okay, so the first time I, yeah, the first time I saw it was October and I'm just confused.Now, for the ladies, let's just like explain it though real quick. They don't know what this is. No straight man does this. I think it's gonna catch on though. Really? Well, based on the reviews. Actually, based on Findom. Because Findom is also a straight thing. Femdom. Femdom. Fem fem. Fem fem. No. Oh, that's illegal.Yeah, it was for weight loss. You would know about it. Of course you remember. Um, so yeah, not fem fem, but fendom. Yeah, like, I feel like there are probably straight men who would be like, lock my cock up, honey. So a cock cage goes around the cock. Okay. Do you have one? No, but I want one. We should have a demonstration.I want one. Maybe on our Patreon. If you join our Patreon, if I get five people to join Patreon for the month, I'll do a cock cage presentation on there. I think we would both show our cocks on Patreon. I would, in a cock cage, not just a plain cock. And they make nubbin ones, so it's perfect. So basically it goes over your cock, around your balls, and locks around your balls and your cock, and you can't get your cock out.Meaning, you can't even get it hard because it's in a metal cage. Which is scary though, but like, what if you did get hard? Injury. Do I want to risk permanent injury? To my manhood well that my man literally see what I'm saying. No men call it their manhood Okay, so entirely Okay, what's this? So they make little nubbin ones, okay?So they make ones that are for like the ennies of the world the it's called the flat chastity cage small chastity cage Inverted chastity cage for men penis. So it's basically for those boys that are people are growers Well in fats fats and fat if it's flat if your dick doesn't come out from your skin You're fat.Yeah. Yeah, you're fat. Nice. Not bad, but I got the 1. 97 and I was a little afraid of being too small however It's a great fit or if it's great. I'm an average size for a white male height. Hold on Like you said exactly what I wanted read. I think you need to read this shit read the meaty the one below it This one says exactly what I wanted.I got the medium size ring, princesses, big balls, small hog, and it was the perfect size, amazing quality, heavy metal. The locking mechanism works perfectly and it came packaged discreetly. One thing I will say though, is that the holes in the actual cage can pinch your skin.Great review. For small clit sissies. It's a great small cage for long term wear. Comfortable and secure. Next review. Great for growers. The cage is almost perfect. If you're having trouble with unintentionally slipping out, I recommend getting chastity auxiliary strap or some shoestring to pull the ring in on the body more.This works especially well for anyone else that's a grower. Meaning fat and slow. Like so these things are real like people. These are straight guys. That was not gay guys. You think? Yes, based on my hog, my balls and my hog. I don't know. There's some like I mean I say hog. A lot of fat gay guys act like straight guys.No offense. Um Just gonna say it you do too. You're like, I like hockey Wow hockey sports. Oh, I love hockey though Even if I was skinny, I'd like hockey Would you? Abso fucking lutely. I'd probably like it more. I'd probably be sleeping with half the team. Find me one skinny straight One skinny gay guy who likes hockey.I already know one. Oh, really? Yeah. Who? Christopher. I swear to God. Oh, my fucking God. I swear. Christopher, he's a local gay. Okay, let's see. And I'll be the judge if he's skinny or not. No, I just am interested because like Locktober is a big thing where everyone's like, lock your cock away. And then I'm like, but who are they giving the keys to?So, there's actually, I was reading on Twitter, because I was also interested. Okay, like, what is happening? So, did you know that there's like, an electronic one? And apparently, somebody hacked into the system and they couldn't get these cockcages off me. Well, I'm like, oh my god. Imagine having to take like a metal saw to your cockcage.Like, firefighters, hi. My cockcage won't come off and I've gotta, like, I just. Oh, I would love to show my cockcage and cocks to a straight firefighter. There's a guy that I, Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I just unlocked another fantasy. Come lick my clit. It's like a little clit. It's not, but I would love if there was a service you could call where they come to your house and all of a sudden you're having sex with them, like That's called prostitution.Oh. Is that what it is? No, I mean like, you know like, on the videos you see where they like, a delivery boy comes over and you're like, All of a sudden you answer the door and you're in a towel. No, that's my fantasy. Next thing you know, like I looked that up on purpose, and people do that, you know that, right?I know. Like, really, they'll be like, But it's weird how it works. Sorry, I wasn't expecting it! It's weird how it works. I know. The weird part is when it's like, clearly amateur, Mm hmm. And I'm like, Oh, yeah. So that person came in... And fucked the whole. Right after a little bit of Pepsi or Pepsi pizza now. So we're going to try Chastity Cages.If you have any information on it, call 614 721 5336. I put it on our Twitter. 614 721 5336. Tell us about your cons. Tell us about your cock Chastity Cage. Tell your stories. Um, okay. Do we have any, or do we just save it? Save it? No, I'm going to make an announcement. Oh, honey, I have, I have to say it though.Oh, honey. Remember you were talking about the Nord deck and I was like, what's the Nord deck at the crew game? I sat there You mean the part where you have to stand? Yes. I Never want to go there again to that area. I'm sorry, but like I'm the girl wonder so into it's like a bunch of people Yeah, like she's like go crew go and I'm like, you know, I'm watching the game I had a guy behind, okay, so we're just going to that.I went to the fucking crew game. Literally. There's a guy screaming behind me. Whoa. And I'm like, Oh my God. Like they're doing all these weird chants. Like baby, baby. I'm like. They're trying to make Fetch happen, and it's not happening. You're like, we're in Columbus, and it's a... Columbus against the world!Like, people don't even follow soccer, and we're in Columbus, Ohio. The best team in the land. I'm like, no... Not really. I mean, they are good, but... And also, no one follows soccer in the U. S. It's actually really growing faster than any other sport, by the way. But yeah, you're right. And it's still not followed.But it's growing great. It is. They'll have 50, 000 people in the Atlanta game. Anyway, um... That's nothing, unfortunately. a hundred thousand go to watch AF one football game at OSU Stadium, 112,000 per game, but 50,000. Okay, great. But for soccer in Atlanta, Atlanta's bigger than the Columbus. I'm not Columbus like I'm just saying.I know, that's what I'm saying. So it's growing, but no one cares about soccer in the us And it, it's interesting because, because Especi people are like screaming. One guy pissed me the fuck off though. What is this? Yes. So some guy was I, it made me really self-conscious. And I actually have been really down on myself lately.Some guy was yelling at the goal what he was yelling at the goalie, so he was yelling out loud in the middle of everything. Everybody's there. Hey, so and so, you fat fuck, you're still fat, you fat ass, like, and I'm like, oh my god. I'm looking around like there are some people of size here. I'm trying to figure out why someone in the poor people standing only section, Why are we talking shit?Are talking shit to someone making millions of dollars as a professional sports player. Oh, you're fat! I'm like, you're Oh, and what are you? You're on Metal Bleacher's hoe. Like, I don't know what are you? You're not even You don't even have a seat. You're an accountant, Tim. You're not even a good one, you're a junior.In a standing only section of the stadium when you're in the ceiling on when you're in standing only when you're in Stanley steamers The only section you should not oh my god There was an episode if you haven't heard it Jim talks about it, but I'm telling you right fucking now I will never fucking sit in the Nord deck again girl.It is Horrendous. Do you not remember? Do you? No, I'm glad you remember. Cause I literally was like. As I was going through it, I thought of you and I go, I go, I wrote it right in my phone. I go, Oh my God, this is fucking horrendous. I'm sorry, but the worst people in the world are there. Like that's why I told Matt, I was like, he's like, I thought you liked these games.I'm like, I like the food. It made me feel old. I like the alcohol. Because it is a lot of younger people because they're poor. Yep. Um, but. But also I'm like, and then he's yelling fat ass and I'm like, I feel uncomfortable. Like I was like, I got to go. So I stood there on the side. I still want to know how being fat is an insult.I'm trying to figure that out. Thank you. Especially when you're a professional athlete, especially when you're a professional and the guy in the stands is like, are you jealous, babe? Did you not make the soccer team, babe? That's probably what happened. He's probably like, I used to play in high school.Yeah, your high school was in Bumpuck nowhere, and you were on the bench the whole time, like, I can't, straight people are so insecure, it was so weird, especially when they're a dick. Um, and then I also want to make a quick announcement, and I'll go into more details in the future, but I'm trying to start a campground in Hawking Hills.Honey, Woodlands. Can I be a logo. Yeah, I already have a loan. So, I'm offering... Let me see the logo. It's kind of hot. Yep. That's it. That's the one. Um, lumberjack. Clothing optional. It's going to be Hawking Hills. Um, I'm looking for people. So if you are in construction, if you are an electrician, if you own a pool company, if you own a landscaping company, if you want to invest, if you have a hot cock, we need you.I want this to be a collective thing. I don't want it to be like, obviously, obviously I'll get a loan in my name. Probably. I've been looking at land. We can do joint. I've been looking at land. In Hawking Hills, and there's some good land. We're going to have to do some construction. We need somebody with a backhoe.We need somebody who has. So if you are interested in any way and you live in Ohio and you're interested in like potentially starting a gay campground that we fucking so I am looking for people to help suck dick. You can follow the Instagram. It's the The woodlands gay resort really on instagram. Yes. I already reached out to a magazine to try to like, I want to drum up.I can't, I'm not doing it until I know that there's support. Okay. I mean, that's fair. So I'm going to really try to get some investors. If you want to invest 10, 000, I'll give you a half a percent stake in the company. Every 10, 000 you give. So if you have 100, 000, I mean, it's worth it. Once you get up there, that's worth it.Okay. So I need, that's for them. High rollers. Like, I'm not just going to give you, we'll say this. Yeah. So I'm This page should be saved, though, because it's something. Yeah, save it. Yeah, save it quickly. No, no, we don't time. Oh, we don't. Okay. So, that's that. Now, the sundries. The sundry. And I'm gonna play. I gotta, I gotta see this.I'm reading this and I'm like, what? Do you? Oh my god. Honey. Miss Honey. By the way. This episode is amazing. I know. And I think it's the Prosecco, I think it is. I'm telling you, wine makes this better. We need it every, no, actually every wine episode we've had, every one is good because you get a little tipsy quick.That's why I was like, wine. It's eat wine's wine, so you get like silly. But it, but it's not like drunk mixed drink drunk. It's just like, it's like, oh, love life. This right here is, so I also, I did specifically ask ahead of time. Okay. Not to be called. Sir, this has been on the internet. Looks like, uh, he's having a, a nice fist.Hold it. She, she, she her. Go ahead. Sorry. It's okay. It's all good, but it was not all good. Hi. I use she her pronouns. I'm not sir. Oh, so sir, yeah, like, it, it, it's like a knife in the heart. I also, I did specifically ask ahead of time not to be called sir. Yeah. I'm just gonna go.Okay. Okay. The sweet water starts it. Okay. Not. Not. I'm so sorry. I apologize. You're just always like a knife. It always hurts. Every single time. I was wondering if there's a manager I could talk to about something that happened. Yeah, I was called sir. Oh, okay. It just really sucks every time it happens. I'm sorry about that.I don't need to be called ma'am. I just need to not be called sir. No. Thank you. Fuck me. Can you call me sir? Okay. I just want to tell you that. The person who gave me this called me sir. Called me sir. It's just like, it kind of just hurts a lot to get called sir. Oh, sorry about that. Very good. Thank you so much.No. Oh, I'm, yeah, thank you. I'm not a singer. So something like this came up. So many people are like, I have so many, um, so someone with male pattern baldness and a five o'clock shadow is pissed that people are calling her, sir. And I am fucking tired of it. Yeah, okay. Like, don't go around making videos of people messing up.And then acting like you're the victim. Because you're the one filming them and being an asshole. Thank you. Just so you can be popular on the internet and be like, I'M BEING MISGENDERED! Specifically asking. There are plenty of non binary people and trans women who would not do what this person is doing.And I know them. I Yeah, it sucks to be misgendered. It shouldn't happen. But also you have to roll with it because life is life, society sucks, and we're raised in a terrible fucking society. It's where I am told if you have boobs, you're a woman. If you have a beard, you're a man. And if you have male pattern baldness, you are a man.That's what we are taught from day one growing up. You can't get mad at people. You cannot get mad at someone who's raised in this situation and they have no knowledge outside of their small bubble life, which we are pushed into. And then make a video about them to make fun of them and say, my life sucks because I was misgendered by this person.I mean, I'm tired of the trans people are like, no, even the trans people. Yeah, they're like, not everyone that wears makeup and addresses trans. That's a very obtuse way of viewing being. I have my nails like. Yeah. If you're like, it's a her, it's like, I would not scream at someone, but that's what this person is doing.I'm going to put the video up. I would never scream at someone for misgendering me. I would, I would tell them if I thought we had a relationship, but if it's a random person who's in the service industry, I'm not going out of my way to be like, I want to explain to you my gender journey and tell you why I used these pronouns.I'm not going to do that. Who the fuck are you? First of all, This is so exhausting. It's very cringe and apparently this Karen This person, this Karen going place to place to place to place and filming it. They get free food. They film it and put it on TikTok. You know why they do it? Because they know how they look.They know they present very masculine. And they know they're going to get called sir. But again, And they probably have a name that's very masculine. Also, It's probably Michael. And they're like, Michelle? The thing is, is that it doesn't matter what you look like though, like again, you could be wearing, I could wear a dress and nails and hair and I'm not, I'm not female, I'm male.But you don't hate the person. And then I'm not like, first of all, there's a difference between being intentionally misgendered and accidentally misgendered to say, like, I called ahead of time and told the restaurant not to call me, sir. And this overworked, stressed out server who came out and accidentally said, sir, to you, you're going to yell at them, not tip them and get a fucking asshole.You're a fucking asshole. I don't care if you're trans or not. You're an asshole. You're a bitch. You're a bitch, and you're making videos for clout, so we're done with you. So stop making videos for clout if you're trans. You're ruining the trans movement. You're ruining it. Ruining it. Because people aren't going to take you Yeah.No one's taking them seriously. Because next thing you know, some straight, hetero, like whatever's going to do a video doing the same thing. Uh huh. Be like, you aren't proving a point. You're not proving a point. It's not cute. It's gross. It's not cute. So that's my sundry. I'm done. Don't act like you're mad at people for misgendering you when you present.Not necessarily clearly also, it's an educational moment So I also have to say that how you present is entirely different than how you identify Because I can identify a certain way. I am bald. I have facial hair So how I present to people is very masculine, but I don't feel masculine inside all the time So I do not fault people for saying sir, whatever.I don't care. Mm hmm because I present in that way, in the way that society has conditioned us to say, sir, so I'm not going to get upset about it. I live my life. I know how I am inside. My friends know who I am, right? I don't feel offended when someone's like this bald guy with a beard. I'm going to call him, sir.I'm going to live my life. Don't get offended by shit that you don't need to be offended by. Stop being bothered by it. And offended, then educate. Right. Don't be offended. And be polite when you educate.Be kind. That like, that stabs me in the heart. Okay. Well, I didn't know. Stabs me in the heart? If that's what stabs you in the heart, I want you to watch social media and watch the genocide of Palestinians.You're stabbed in the heart by being called sir? Oh my God. I'm sorry your life is so fucking hard that you get to walk around society. Getting oysters, honey. Getting. Uh. I'm done with this shit. I'm telling you it is cringy. I'm telling you right fucking now. We want, uh, what's her name on the show? I wrote her.Please come on our show. So my sundry is about queer versus gay. And I was talking to my friend, Sabrina about this, our friend. That's true. There is a massive difference between being queer and being pro liberation for everyone and just being plain old lowercase g gay. And I'm seeing a lot of people acting all oppressed, and like their lives are terrible because they're gay, and it's so hard to be gay, it's so hard to be me, when in reality, they're pro oppression.They don't do a single thing, they don't care about anyone else other than them and their lives. And, there are these gays, called Gays Against Groomers, who don't give a fuck about trans people, and want to say No, they're cutting trans out. You know what? We gotta abandon these trans people, cause they're really ruining the movement.They're really ruining my rights. Whoever said it was about your rights? Your right in this country, as a gay person, lowercase g gay person, you have every right you need. I was gonna say You can get married, you can adopt, you can have a fucking family, you can hold a job. I openly speak now to my straight co workers, like every single one of them, guys and girls, and it's fine.I tell people I meet, I'm like, I have a husband, and I watch their faces, and some of them don't like it, but no one says anything bad about it. But it's not like, ugh, but trans or drag queen? Trans or drag queens, they are the ones who have always led the liberation movement to open people's eyes to say, Hey, we're okay, we're doing great, you like us, you laugh at us, don't, don't be nervous about us.It's fine. And they're always the people who get the most hate. Now recently... I'm wearing my kufi, and I'm noticing that there are a lot of gay boys who aren't speaking up about Palestinians being killed, and the genocide happening in Palestine, and they're defending Israel's right to self defense as Israel bombs children and kills infants and children and women and men who have nothing to do with Hamas, and they're trying to defend it.They're like, well, Israel is pro LGBTQ. No, they're not. That's called pinkwashing. Israel is not pro gay. They're not pro queer. What they want is white gay boys to come and they're always white muscled. They come for the pride. They come to Tel Aviv and be like, Oh, Israel loves the gays. No, they don't.Because when they find a Palestinian gay boy, they kidnap them. They blackmail them and say, if you don't tell us secrets about your Palestinian family and the people, you know, the community, we're going to out you and we're going to tell on you. So that you get in trouble so that you might get killed.That's what Israel does These are the gays that I hate. I am NOT about these gays. These are the lowercase g gays. They're saying they're gay They're not queer what I think we are and our friends in our community. We are queer and Queer to me means pro liberation for everyone. Yeah, it's not even just like black lives matter.It means pro palestine This is what queer is. It means pro trans. It means live your life free and open. And we want to break systems of oppression. Yes. I am tired of just being gay, like, lowercase g, like, I'm a gay boy, so I go to Pride, and I like people who are muscled, and I'm tired of the trans raising a ruckus here in this country and ruining it for all of us.People started finally to accept us, but now because you're trans and gay, I just I'm done with it. I really think what you say is a really good point. I think there's a big difference Sabrina. We're talking. There's a difference between saying I'm queer. about a movement about being pro liberation for everyone, everyone's rights and just saying, well, I'm just gay.Like, I don't mean no, I'm gay. There's a lot of gay conservatives out there who are like pro Ron DeSantis and pro Florida. It's so weird. I see so many gays on Instagram. There's this one like his name is like John or Johnny. He's a nurse here in Columbus. He's absolutely hideous. All he talks about is Botox and being in Florida and Wilton Manors.And he is constantly posting about like, I have to leave Florida and go back to trash Ohio. And I'm like, no, you don't. No, you don't. We don't want you. We don't want you or your friends. We hate you. We hate people like you because you're ruining it for all of us. The rest of us want to have fun and fully integrate.The rest of us want rights for everyone. You just want rights for white gay twinks with ugly faces. And so I'm tired of those types of gays. I am too. I want people who are queer. We're queer. Mm hmm. We're not gay. Well, and there's a really good point to be said here. I just want to say, is that just so people's big excuses like, oh, it's illegal to be gay in Palestine and did it.But that doesn't mean you should, uh, support killing. Right. They're like, if you went to Gaza, you would be blown up or killed. I'm like, okay, so that's okay to kill children then? Right. So it's alright to bomb children. What does that have to do with anything? So 4, 000 dead children are okay because they don't like gay people.If you show My own family didn't like I have family members who don't like gay people. Right. But if you show Right? Yes. But if you show up Yeah. But if you show up It changes people's perspectives. And so, like, I'm not gonna be like, Oh, I can't do that because if I went there I'd be dead. Well, okay, but there's so many innocent people that need to be saved right now that it doesn't matter if I'd be dead in there.I need to save, I need to say something or do something. Yeah, exactly. We're demanding a ceasefire now. And the reason is because innocent people are dying for absolutely no reason. I will tell you, when I go to pro Palestine marches, There are Jews all around me. Oh, it's ridiculous. There are Jewish people marching side by side who are saying Israel does not represent Judaism.Zionism does not represent Judaism. Israel is literally like It's a disaster. It's like a trashy step Their government is a disaster. It's like a step brother you never wanted that's like from a rich family that just gets whatever they want. Because all they've done is just Because daddy gives them money so they have an attitude problem.And they think they can just Do whatever they want. I can do whatever I want. It's like, actually, we don't respect you. You're gonna be like the Murdoch boy and end up dead. Um. I think the biggest Way that you change hearts and minds is by showing up for everyone. Yep Even if they're not for you that even if they're not for you and guess what who said that and I hate to say this But that was Jesus's teachings.I know Jesus was Palestinian, but like literally Jesus would be like well, I guess the RomansLiterally, He got nailed to a cross, just the story. Yeah. Think about this. Born in a Palestinian city, Bethlehem, Nazareth, walked around and were spreading good news and helping people who were, it needed help knowing very well the lepers, the blind, the prostitute, knowing very well that he was going to be in trouble and saying, well, I don't care about that.I care about people like It's so funny. Actually, when you tell the story of Jesus, he was queer. Oh, He was surrounded by 12 men that he selected. He sucked them all off. He never got married. Back then, you had to be married to be a man. You had to have kids to be a man. You had to have a lineage to be a man.He didn't have that. Or you were cons... He... Put his mother above everyone else. He put his followers above everyone else. He put everyone in front of him. Some of them were the worst people around him. He knew they were gonna betray him, and he told stories of the good Samaritan Who helped someone who was from a different race, a different category than him.He cured the lepers. He cured the blind, people who no one else wanted to touch. He cured them. No. Jesus was queer. Period. And he was Palestinian. So that's why I think queer is more important than gay. I'm tired of just being like, I'm a gay guy. I'm gay. Well, I'm gay and I don't like the trans. I'm gay and I don't like this.Well can I say something? I'm tired of the gays. I'm tired of the gays. I say something though about the word queer. I still have trouble with it sometimes. I know, and I do too, every, I do too. So like, if I was to go up to my dad and be like, yeah, I'm queer. I know. It almost come off as like, I was joking, like I was making fun of myself, but really it's like, so I still struggle with that.the straights, the heteronormative people, they know queer is the worst thing you can be. But it's actually not. Queer is the worst, because it's the freest thing you can be. And they don't like freedom, they don't want you to be free, they don't want you to think outside the box, they don't want you to think, I can have a different life.You're just coal being shoved into the engine and they just need you to keep burning and letting that train keep going. Make money for me, keep that. And yeah, we're going to forge a new way. That's what queer people do. So I think we need to all come together and realize if we're queer or if we're gay, and if we're gay, fuck off, we don't want you like, honestly, just go be straight.Well, honestly, just go be straight, but you fuck men. We don't care if that's how you are, but just also let's rewind like at least 15 years and then tell me what's going on. Cause 15 years ago, this was not like we were the trans people. We were the ones who were like, we were the ones who they hated. We were the ones that hate it.And what was it? 2004, Ohio passed the anti gay marriage law. Literally, we're talking not even. It's still in Ohio's constitution that two men cannot get married. It's still in there. All that stands between us and not being allowed to be married. is a Supreme Court decision that could easily be overturned by the current Supreme Court.So, I don't want to hear that the trans are ruining the movement for us, or any of this other bullshit. If you're not queer, fuck off. Well, it's not even, like, here's an idea, just be nice to people, period. Like, I mean, how hard is that concept? Right. How hard is it just to be, like, a normal human being, and just sort of be like, mm?Like, when a trans person comes and tells you who they are, and you're gonna be like, I don't believe you. I don't believe you. But you're gonna believe a Bible. But you're gonna b Girl. Girl. And scene. And scene. We could talk about this all night. I know we, so I just, that's my sundry. Even though like it's more than a sund, it's topic it than a und and I like it, but I'm seeing like going forward, I don't want to be around people who just identify as gay only and wanna abandon everyone else around them who has supported them their entire lives and who pave the way so that they could exist.I don't wanna be around if you're gonna be oppressed and you don't want to help other oppressed because you're exactly, it's stupid, then you're stupid. If we're oppressed by the system. Why are we attacking each other within a system that oppresses us? Why are we Attack the system. Attack the system.You're gonna fuck my slutty little mouth. I'm not actually a fan. I am a fan. Woah, girl, fuck! This has been another episode of Not Well. 614 721 5336 614 721 5336 Leave us a voicemail. We really want to hear about the cock cages. Tell us about cock cages. Maybe it's great. Maybe we're going to love it. What about it?I could see me loving it. I want to know if you get hard, what happens. That's actually my problem too. I'm worried. Like what happens when I get hard, I can't get on hard a lot. So I'm wondering if it's gonna like cut off my circulation. Am I gonna break the car? What if you're just you don't get what if you just don't get hard?Because you're like, I'm in control. I'm controlled by whoever controls my cock cage. What if I bust out of the cock cage getting hard? That's kind of hot though, too. Like if it broke off and as you bust out comes going everywhere, just come. I was watching somebody with a cock cage on who was coming from shoving a dildo.And oh, I like that. I'm like, I wish I was that easy to please. Yeah, I can't. That wouldn't work for me. It's the Prozac. It's not going to work. All right, everybody. Have a great week. We love you. We'll see you around.