I have a priest cousin. Every time I see him, I realize he's gay

In this episode of the 'Not Well' podcast, we dive into the intriguing world of "twin flames," exploring the concept with our usual blend of humor and insight. We share personal experiences and listener stories that shed light on the idea of soulmates and spiritual connections, offering a fresh and humorous perspective on this often-misunderstood topic.

We also tackle current socio-political issues, seamlessly mixing serious discussions with our trademark comedic style. A highlight is our take on the societal norms and hypocrisies surrounding parenting, such as the irony of the stigmatization of drag queens versus the acceptance of bringing children to breweries. This segment is a perfect example of how we blend witty banter with candid opinions, encouraging listeners to both question and laugh at life's absurdities.

Speaking of personal stories, we delve into a humorous and relatable anecdote about one of our family members, a priest, which leads us into a broader conversation about sexuality, religion, and identity. This part of the episode showcases our ability to discuss sensitive topics with humor and empathy, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking for our audience.

We also engage with our listeners by addressing emails and feedback, covering a spectrum of topics from lighthearted queries to more serious issues. This segment underscores our commitment to our listeners, as we blend laughter and open-mindedness in our approach. The episode leaves you with a sense of connection and anticipation for what's next on 'Not Well', where humor and insight go hand in hand.

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biscuit taste the honey SAU my pocket [ __ ] couldn't come she couldn't make it Hello everybody welcome to another episode of I feel like I'm like a little Hello everybody welcome to another episode of not well I'm Bobby I'm and we are here on a Saturday this is 3 weeks in a row Saturday Saturday so you guys are lucky okay blessed God bless I'm also still on the cottage cheese diet so I'm also on the whispering Angel diet is that what this is yeah okay it's like a little wh is the only thing I've had to eat in 12 hours same SI well I had like literally a four of a cup of cottage cheese which was like two points actually it's only been like 10 hours but anyways yeah I saw what you ate this morning yeah that's right that was so good I I love getting off work and going to like a little cafe and getting like a biscuit and egg or like a bagel and egg yeah like Bagel egg and cheese I mean overnight janitor work is really tough so to be able to go get your breakfast in the morning right away it's these floors aren't going to scrub themselves being in a fulfillment center all night long I mean Amazon oh don't tell don't tell anyone uh yeah so yeah I have to tell you something just right off the bat H me too oh no it's a me too moment yeah this is the casting couch this is where you touch me whoa girl [ __ ] do you want to go first then or me you have to I can tell you have something to get off your chest no I want to tell you about my doctor story yesterday yeah okay okay so basically I'm diabetic I was talking to my mother and I was on the phone with her on Thursday night I just had my headphones on I was making music I was talking and I got on the phone her and I kind of like lean this way and I was like talking to her sort of like like slouched you know what I mean um also let me just like rephrase this as well I had a headache this week I had a back achee this week all on this left side so I'm like what the [ __ ] is going on so basically I was talking to my mom all of a sudden my I could hear my own like when I'd clinch my teeth it would like it was like echoey in my ear to where it was like it's almost like I had water in my ear but like worse I don't know how to describe it I'm like what is going on so I'm doing this I'm doing I'm doing all the [ __ ] it's not working nothing's working so the next morning and actually it's kind of weird because I feel like a clicking sound how do I describe what it would sound oh like if you go underwater in a pool and you hear someone tapping on the wall yes that same sound in your head though like it's like a really bizarre like feeling so basically I'm like okay well I'm going to go to sleep and hopefully like it's not a stroke Yeah well yeah I I was kind of like concerned about like I did I was actually concern did you just look at my body and say stroke I know I'm I was looking actually at your crotch and saying stroke I'll be honest with you well and I'll be honest I got my weight done wowow yeah you're down I'm not down but I'm not up I'm the same still for like year I don't care that's a win though that's a win that's beyond a win most American adults gain weight every year their entire life I'm literally the same again I might be a I'm a little bit on the higher side which is good though because I kind of gave me like a reality check but I am not 25 no no it was like I gained five I'm like okay it's like nothing over two I me that's like you skip a day of eating and you lose it right like literally so anyway so it's Friday morning I get to work and I'm like I can't do this like it's still bothering me so I was like I got to go to the doctor like I don't know what to say like I don't know if there's something in my ear like what's going on three day weekend so then I was like okay I'm going to go to the doctor so I got in the car went to the Urgent Care up the street it took 25 minutes to uh get my insurance through but it's because my insurance company's a stupid ass and they literally have the numbers like it's like vki and there's a set of numbers but it looks like a one but you shouldn't even use the vki don't use the vki so why do you have it on the card I honestly can never understand when they ask me for can you read that off to me and I'm like MRN yeah they're like no not that number the other number I'm like what I know so this [ __ ] though let me just say something if you work in a front desk situation if you are a server if you are speaking to somebody I need you to raise your voice especially when I have a clog in my ear I'm like what and she's like oh no honey I need you to speak the [ __ ] up so ESP with a lot of older patients too like they're not going to come in and be like oh yes you're Whispering perfect she like's not working I'm like I can't hear you oh my god lose it I'm like I was the only one in there too I'm like can we just get this show on the road I was like how much does it cost to look in my ear right I know I don't even care I have HSA anyway so it's like okay I'm going to get like a 10% discount anyway so just tell me what to pay to get you to look at my [ __ ] ear so then this hot like um nurse of course he comes and gets me he's got tattoos he's like he's like pretty cute actually he kind of reminds me he's like like he reminds me of like I Usher or oh my Usher with tattoos maybe it was like I was like oh you're in trouble so I was like hi I have something in my ear I'm dainty yeah and so he did my [ __ ] whatever and then the doctor well the PA comes in it's never yeah yep and that's where we're let me just say he could be a listener to the show uh he's definitely family and so here I am this fat gay sitting there wait and being like yeah I have S in my ear like I can't really hear and so he looks at my ear and he's like looking for a long time I'm like okay like maybe he doesn't know how to do job PA like I don't know like honestly and so he goes there's definitely like some wax there there's also I he's like I don't want to freak you out he's like but there's like a like almost like legs and I go I'm sorry and he goes it's like a black he's like go I can't really tell I go oh so I almost had a panic Tech right there I was like oh no he's like do you know of any like bugs that could have crawled in there I'm like I don't lay on the ground like I mean no so he gets the thing he flushes it out it was a piece of ear wax but it was like it had a little like it was like a June hair I think I accident in my ear oh oh my God I almost I almost I know I know the suspense was real so I get my ear flush out which I had never done before it's actually kind of amazing he's like so much better afterwards no I suddenly he can hear well so I so then I was like he's like does that feel better I was like no I was like actually it still feels like I'm underwater or something and I was like yeah and I was like like oh I like yeah it feels a little better but it did take a second for my ear to like cuz I think it was used to not hearing like like hearing mu is that I just had a thought Saturday is going ableist yeah absolutely take it out yeah well no I mean you have to take it out question because a lot of people make that sound and then it's like are we just trying to imitate like developmentally delayed people is that what they're called now I don't like I said remember we've just all we've done in the past like 40 years is just adjust the names of things and all the still problems and hatreds still exist a [ __ ] still a [ __ ] yeah but it's like he's lgbtq oh no he's part of that family or it's like the rainbow Mafia oh God okay so then you like got the water out and got the water out and then I felt a little better and it still was like kind of weird and Michael was like I was like Michael I like he was like well it can be like a little weird for a second cuz it is a weird sensation to have water just like sprayed in there and then there's no wax so like Wax is actually very important I was researching it a little bit oh yeah it's normal yeah it's like very important you need it because it protects your eardrums from dirt and dust so and it cleans them out like it right it drains out naturally so so here's the problem is I have earplugs so that was probably what I probably had been doing earplugs well and I have to admit something I wear earplugs every night and it is true that you will get a buildup of like yeah I mean it's crusties I call them well no I mean cuz it'll come out you have to really dig in there and I feel like I just want to I want to like get one of those spray bottle things that he had in like I think we should just buy that because Matt wants one too oh my God I want one so bad I was like this is great like honestly Matt needs it my [ __ ] my [ __ ] yeah that's how I started my day yesterday I was like I think I'm going deaf and then of course I'm looking up like brain tumor cuz then I had like pain that's called a hangover I had a hangover for like four days um from last Saturday yeah last Saturday ended um the people don't know but it uh oh yeah the people saw before um they saw us on just one bottle of wine the two well one each um W girl Fu but that was spread out over a long time and um okay um so it was different you know it was like uh we went to my God we had the best sandwiches ever like I literally I mean I was moaning I was moaning and people are like are you okay I'm like I don't think you get how good this sandwich it was a crispy fish sandwich for me that stayed crispy even when it got cold like it wasn't just like hot and crispy it was like it's still and when I say crispy not crunch burnt crispy no not bur no not like you buy like I mean it's definitely a [ __ ] crunch but it's definitely flavorful and definitely like the inside juicy like I watched your chicken was oh my God juicy it was good they had a special sauce on there then we had like trash fries or something they called them and I'm like what in the [ __ ] those up there were so many things I would never put on like spuds I was like ew yuck nacho like cheese this special sauce that sauce this pickles I'm like that won't be good no it was so [ __ ] good thank you Jacki o thank you good friends good friends with two with good friends with three so then we went to awall and then you know how the rest kind of Gary was there so I got a little flirty W oh my God you flirty no way yeah I saw you get a little handy behind the bar but that's another story that also got stairs because people are like why is person behind the bar we were we we came in like a wrecking ball okay like we walked in we were like I came in like a wrecking ball and it's like oh no like we were I was yep you were the ball um and you were the chain babe old ball and chain so anyway that's why I wrote here drunk [ __ ] out out at the bar oh you put that yeah I have to look at this sorry and I also wrote yeah so I also wrote the Brey remember yeah let's just we got to bring this up listen straight stop bringing your if it is dark out or about to be dark out let's leave the kids at home you know like I don't know why kids are running around trying to trip me at a brewery at a brewery like I have a full beer in my hand and I'm just like trying to get to the table from the bar and there's a little kid like screaming fighting crying it's not enjoyable to sit around a fire and have a kid screaming in your ear I know it's not enjoyable for the parents they're like Yay it's like is this really a a yay is this a SLE it's a a it's a a it was an a leave the kids at home call your parents get the grandparents over or don't go to the brewery just get drunk at home maybe that's maybe that's the cliche thing we could open as like a family Brewery like because here's the thing I think it's really ironic that well what I think is really funny is they're like oh no drag queens they're they're grooming the kids but you're bring your kids to a brewery so I'm just kind of concerned it is more R A bre drugs these days it's like you're bringing your kids drunk yeah they're reading a book to you and here you're just screaming at the TV and your wife and you're getting divorced and it's it's always like the straight men the straight dads are huddled around a TV screen God [ __ ] and then the moms are in the corner trying to manage the kids come here now and I'm like now I'm like listen I'm going to count to I'm going to count to 10 I'm going to count to 10 and I know my faces are are like God awful like I'm like I'm looking at them like horrified like it's like go home it's like what and I understand that you know what parents deserve to have fun too and I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to but however I just feel like there might need to be it's just weird like you don't bring your 14-year-old to a brewery though have you ever noticed that there's never like teenagers to a brewery but there's always 5-year-olds and I'm like I don't know I guess they can watch themselves at 14 that's why that's a good age probably okay but imagine if they did What Would people say they can't come in because there it's alcohol it's a bar it's still a bar it's kind of like it's so stupid it's so stupid like this is not a restaurant the bar it's not right it's not it's I just don't get the kids you understand what I'm saying though I really struggle with them you know I used to think like we need kids around it's fun and it is fun at most places during the day but once it starts to go into the night nown B dark it's time for bed the kids need to go to bed e need to send them home with Grandma or you all going home and you're ordering Domino's Pizza for the night and you can pick it up on the way home why is that that is so family that is so suburb like we got dominoes oh a 3 for five it's like I'm going to throw up 3 for five what three girl [ __ ] yeah now now I had an incident on the way here so I'm walking to go get our whis Whispering Angel and I see something Scuttle across the sidewalk and when I say Scuttle it's a slow Scuttle it was a rat and ground view wow oh no honey they're everywhere we have alley the problem in Grand View we have alleys where you put your trash well we have that here so alley yeah they're rats are mean yeah we have boxes in the back they're kind of cute honestly honestly I wish they weren't so annoying and chew on wires cuz they could be cute and they stink when they poop but other than that I didn't know that do they really listen have you ever been I can't even talk about it I'll throw up have you ever been somebody's house that had okay here let me just say a [ __ ] story oh okay am I old sorry I'm not meaning to interject you but I have to say this oh my God I when I had my old roommate and he listens to the show so I got chills God love him I'm not even going to say his name but he knows and you know you all can figure it out he dated this guy who all of a sudden brought his pet rats to the house wait plural two rats plural yep and put them in put them in like the like back room no now when the cage wasn't cleaned there is a smell that is very distinct like not hamster cage smell like no not like not like gerbal like yeah cuz I had like a gerbal enham it smelled like wet sawdust like it wasn't really like no no no it's not sawdust honey it is straight up feces like oh my God I have I like you telling the story makes me want to get my feet off the ground that type of thing like I got to be like no and I'm not going to mention other names but I was at a place that somebody had their wires eaten and I smelled the smell because it was a rat that ate the wires and it was they were [ __ ] behind here and when I smelled it I go like that's a rat yep I go huh and I was like what does that smell and it all just like so anyway so actually though you could be an exterminator like you know I know rat I know a rat when I see one that's a rat there's a lot of rats in the world and I know one when I see one oh my that's on God period sorry inter sorry to interrupt you but that was my rat story so you had a little scuttling rat scuttling across the the road well and it's the back half of it body body didn't work um like its back legs weren't really moving and it was moving slow and I think honestly I think it had been poisoned or hit and so I felt really bad for it I was like I said Matt go get the BB gun so he did and so stop it so on our sidewalk on this Main Street in front of all our houses Matt is holding a a BB Gun and shooting at a rat he had to shoot three times to kill it cuz it like stunned it once and then it was still twitching I was like kill it I mean I was like I was like tearing up I was so sad for but it looked like it was in pain like it could barely get across the sidewalk and then it was in the grass and just like oh no and so I was like we got to kill it like it's just cuz it's just going to lay there and then and then I didn't really want a hawk to come eat it if it had like rat poison in it cuz like I don't want the hawk to die I just I so I was like we got to kill it throw it away kill it and throw it away so we did when I came back Matt had take I'm going to tell you Matt's a man you need a man Matt took care of it the rat was in gone off the sidewalk when I came back with the wine I was like oh the rat's gone we're a combo of men here yeah um true it depends on what it is to be honest like he can't do spiders or snakes I can but like rats Matt's killed like four rats in our yard okay so I don't kill things that's the problem with me well Matt's from the country he's a killer he's a killer at heart hi Gay like Matt used to get the day off the first day of hunting was like a day off school where he Liv you know what I mean fair day or where they bring their cattle in Saturday fair day then they used to bring in like they they call it something like and they bring their cattle in Market Days oh yeah but this was different this was like the first day of hunting on deer deer season yeah you all the at the whole school got I didn't know you had a BB gun I well and I have a confession I are you strapped um yeah I'm [ __ ] strapped right now I have a strap on I have a strap on on because my tiny little [ __ ] is inside my body so I have a giant 8 in strapon attached to me yeah I'm strapped he's strapped actually I told Matt I wanted a BB gun because to fake it out no I didn't realize that they could kill things I thought BB guns like just like uh puncture kind of like hurt things and like scared them away oh no you can kill like animals with them yeah I just watched rat killed um so but you notice they didn't get killed right away so it's like usually a couple shot it took three yeah but I wanted to scare the neighborhood cats away that would come into our yard oh my God I wanted to shoot the neighborhood cats so that's why I wanted a BB gun because I was sick of these [ __ ] cats coming in our yard going toop pooping in our backyard bothering my dog leaving their piss all over our fence everywhere keep your cat inside I keep my pet keep your [ __ ] in your pants keep your [ __ ] in your house I hate outdoor cats all they do is kill birds and poop in people it will say that they are good for the control of the rats well and that's well these rats are too big for the cats in our neighborhood this rat was I mean I the mice yes the mice they will catch the rats honey this these cats you know going to run I'm going to say this and it's going to be you think my rats are e better so they're bigger I what I think is funny is that like some people um out there don't have Maps some people some people want to discuss other how do I say this areas of the city neighborhoods if you will and they want to discuss their part being how do I say this not the same well then all of a sudden we have rats and murders um okay the murder wasn't in Grand View so there you have it um well he's still nearby I know I also found that out Bobby's bringing up something very close to home so he was crying about a rat like six do I literally was I was having an intense what I recognize him from somewhere you probably have I mean he they're prominent they have a rainbow flag outside their house [ __ ] and they've had it since we moved in even though I don't think anyone in the family is queer it's like the dad looked a little queer I mean he's dead but I mean sorry no offense rest in peace we don't want to put any shade on the name but we wouldn't yeah um we wouldn't do that us shady no honey what us shady no never but yeah basically a body was found on West Fifth Avenue and by the train tracks train tracks why would now I know he was on a jog he was literally on a jog around 7:30 p.m. amen that's why I don't run I don't go outside after dark now 7:30 p.m. M 7:30 so I get scared when I fly my drone downtown like I'm like don't go out at night yeah I know at night it's not just don't go out at night the the main purpose of this episode is go out at night get your kids in bed before night don't go out at night like by yourself jogging rats come out murderers come out Rats the cats all of it it's not good the rats and the cats they coming out everybody wants to be a cat because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at all right okay back away from the murders okay let's so I need you to I want to go to our um it's on a couple Pages down okay so it's called constructive an educational constructive email from a listener I want you to read that okay it's really actually great this is an educational constructive email from a list before I say this am I going to get pissed I don't know so I'm going to tell you it's it ends up good so just keep that in mind as you're reading cuz this person is an avid listener okay all right it's constructive criticism and it's good it's good I promise go ahead all right this is an educational constructive email from listener whose name is Seattle hello I've heard the last few of your episodes where you both were going on about findom and draining I suspect given how you both have talked about this there's a misunderstanding on what findom is or what draining means finom stands for financial domination it basically means that a Dom demands a financial remit from a sub for any reason some common examples might include dining out travel clothing designer items or just a cash amount for merely speaking dming a d type draining means draining a bank account not someone's balls I'd like to suggest having a kink aware guest on to discuss Kink related items to reduce listener confusion so then I so that was the first email so I said honestly thank you like for reaching out because I think it's because we get into our Zone and and I and I even said that like I'm like you know we get into our like funny Zone where we're not really we're trying to experience something firsthand as like oh not technical but more like I don't care if someone's in defend like no it doesn't I think it's more like we don't know like sometimes what's a Cut Cage no I stumbled upon findom on Twitter that one day and I was like so you're giving your experience based on That's So that's I didn't educate myself I didn't go Google and look it up and like read read read I was just like what is this right so that's what I said back to him I said that's kind of part of like the and that's why we brought it up so I said wait till this week we talk about cck cages and then he wrote this and then he tells us Chastity cages can be used for a variety of things some guys often self lock during October because it's a fun Challenge and the name sort of Rhymes but honestly any month is good for challenges like that most I've talked with like to lock up because without coming and feeling pent up they feel a lot more submissive and that's the energy space they want to be in true so I feel like that's what I do without a [ __ ] cage I know that's how I feel all the time I love it when I come I'm kind of mad cuz I'm like great I have to build this up again yep some do it for much longer periods as a form of denial are getting a key holder that would have control over when their [ __ ] is sucess or not and for any specific purpose or not personally I use Chastity as a tool mostly for when a sub is not present some of them I've kept caged up while around me since I enjoy visually seeing Cox and feeling that a sub can restrain himself from jerking off with abandon while on the floor at my house I will often open the cage up and use it for training purposes when out when out and about or when he's on his own like work or flight somewhere some subs ask their Doms or random Dom if they're if they aren't collared to function as a key holder as a way to relinquish control over that part of their body to someone else that's like giving someone else a cage a key to their cage and keeping the other in a sealed envelope or evidence bag for emergencies um can you officer uh it's in the second going to the night my [ __ ] [ __ ] it's dying the blood's getting cut off it can also be even more basic where the Dom will ask just just ask for cage checks at any point but he still keeps the keys to the cage there's a lot of variety of nuance to these things and each guy regardless of their orientation or King identity can have different motivations hope some of that helps make sense I know y'all are trying to make something entertaining more than just a fact-based show that'd be sort of boring if it were that all the time hopefully talking about some of these Concepts to your listeners with a bit more accuracy Lac with humor and signature off the rails that we've all come to enjoy each week and help everyone understand a bit more so so it wasn't good it was a very educational like for us I didn't real actually that made me think you're right like I asked him to be on the show I said would you ever come on and he said I didn't give his full name cuz I didn't know if he wanted to be disclosed there's a one more name on it's Seattle Dom something okay but yeah but yeah I think we should because I questions I have questions but I also agree with there would be something nice about giving up control and being like I don't have to worry about getting harder coming because I my dom doesn't let me until it's Saturday night at 10: p.m. Saturday night Saturday at 10: a.m. what if you had could do that you know like that's kind of I can't my D Daddy won't let me I didn't masturbate well I actually don't masturbate all the time like at all I first time like last night in a long time I edged all night um in case anybody want to know but Bob's an edger but um but then today I'm not going to do it because I want to be pent up at the bar I want to have that sexual I Want to Be Frisky coming home from work in the morning today and I was like nope save it for it kind of bothers me like it's like I can't recoil fast enough anymore maybe is the problem you know what this just activated core memor oh no when I was an undergrad I was best friends with a lacrosse player who for for some reason hung out with me all the time well honestly to to help with his homework no oh yeah I never sucked him off just jerked him jerked off that's hot though and he had a great [ __ ] and he was like so he was like 62 blonde from Northeast God from Connecticut and he was on a D1 lacrosse team so I'll I'll just leave it at that and his legs were probably so [ __ ] hot huge legs but still like you know thinner muscular not like football player bulky no uhhuh mhm great

[ __ ] I don't know why I don't remember why this memory got activated I don't know because I was talking about yeah penting up okay penting up wow I just like got lost in like seeing his dick the first time I know really I was I literally drifted into like remember when I first saw it and I just like wanted to it was cut it was just like the perfect dick I like uncut little like dark blonde pubes pink it was a pink okay so but he told me that his coach required the entire lacrosse team not to jerk off or have sex for 5 days before their game because he wanted them to have that feral energy I honestly believe it's a real thing and then and then after the game the coach encouraged them encouraged them to go out to find a girl tonight and [ __ ] them to [ __ ] to release a coach at a college told the team players go out and [ __ ] tonight I believe I'm like also like in the military if this is also why our military is a little more aggressive and maybe why they didn't want women or gays in the military CU they know straight guys will let them suck their dicks yep but they want that pent up aggression they want you to be aggressive they want that they want you go out and kill people and not think about it right so thank you so much the Emil Kink education honestly I want to know what you thought your thoughts on my um I'm like where do you store the key in the emergency envelope I think it's so funny I want to know what you think about my priest's uh situation I want that collar babe I want to see that color and grab it you know that little white thing it's so weird anyway I um did I tell you I have a cousin who's a priest and was in that [ __ ] weed the worst part about it is that every single time I met him since he's become an adult I've realized he's gay right he's just following the Lord's path and I just saw him a few months ago at like my grandparents 65th wedding and I'm like listening to him talk and I'm just like is that because he's a priest it's all of a sudden is is that a purse falling out of your mouth like what's happening it was and he's wearing the collar and he's wearing the thing and everyone's like oh he's so religious he's a priest I'm like remember when I was voted most likely to become a priest hey remember when my grand told to be a priest right like you guys aren't realizing yet that he's probably gay I think it's really problematic that you don't like gay people but you'll force them to try to go in the priesthood to then accept them yep I think it's problematic and that's my grandparents rest in well you can't be gay but you could be celibate and be a priest oh you should you should go into the Seminary yeah cuz you [ __ ] you want to go to the Seminary ever wonder why those names are the same okay cuz the gays are none a none because you ain't getting [Music] none Teddy R yeah I have things do you want to talk about Teddy next yeah I got to talk about it we talked about this last weekend okay so this did we I don't remember this is what came so basically what when we're drunk I start writing down things like a psychopath and then when I read them the next day I'm like oh he was drunk but we wrote down some about Teddy rpin and I don't know how it came up or why yeah but Teddy rpin was like a children's to from the 1980s yeah that sounded like I was a long time ago from the 1900s um and it was the late 1900s that's the way to make it sound I cannot I was born in the late 1900s back in the late 1900s and Jen's like what late 1900 oh you were born before 911 that's how we used to look at people who were born in the 40s were like when we were growing up we're like oh they're old as [ __ ] hi um yeah oh yeah because people like grandparents like4 or grandparents you be like oh they were 40 years before me and now I'm 40 years before the people being born now yep y it's all happening it's all happening F [ __ ] [ __ ] F now if you don't know what Teddy roxman is I actually got a little a clip that I'm going to play we got to play it because I have so many things to say is so like I want to say it's kind of creepy teddy bears but only one Teddy rxin hi my name is Teddy rxin can you and I God it's so [ __ ] creepy it's so [ __ ] creepy he's a lie how does he do that he's a magic bear one day we found an old treasure the treasure was supposed to be Teddy Teddy rxin batteries not included oh God [ __ ] that I'm not getting I just got chills like I can't do that was like a very 1990 1989 1992 did you have I did MH yeah you did okay so I don't know for our younger listeners there was a thing called a tape huh and I'm actually trying to be serious about this cuz I don't even know if they know I don't know how to describe it but it's a cassette tape c tapang yeah and has tape that somehow has music on it it's literally tape that gets run over something that reads the tape and makes sound I still understand how that works anyway uh Records to be honest with you I know I [ __ ] know how's a need well there's a Groove and then the needle reads the groove and like bounces up down make a sound music come out so Teddy Rock so we always had one but I of course it said the batteries were not included and I feel like my mom never got the batteries at did you ever see the movie Batteries Not Included cuz it's so cute oh I think I did it didn't come out recently so no it's so old no but there's like little alien like robots that come and fly and like it's called batteries un included I don't know he's trying to save them no Saturday so okay so you I always wanted Tedy the goddamn work and I always want to put like um my first ever so I wanted to put a Madonna cassette in I want to put roses I oh my God you're in the jungle baby Welcome to the Jungle I'm like I want Teddy rxman to sing this what a [ __ ] um but yeah if you really think about it like okay first of all like I mean these kids if I showed I need to actually show this to my nephew and my sister reaction be like what theu the kids now have like virtual reality like that was groundbreaking I the first time I encountered Teddy rxman I love say I feel like he like get wakes up at night too I'm just I'm going to say that's why my feet are up because I'm freaking out like I'm not comfortable because I'm imagining Teddy rxman opening the door right now walking in and being like hello boy hi guys time to die and I was a kid I was probably like 8 years old we go down to Florida MH and not the beach Florida Central Florida where my great aunt lived in a trailer po honey a double wi poor honey which actually I love double wides hi by the way a lot of people in flid live in double wides and I I'd live one in my Campground I are we both admitting this like I love double wise hi I love being because it's like poor I love being poor too I like having simple she had a patio you would open the door cute little kitchen cute little family room there was carpet cute little bathroom cute little three bedrooms so we would go visit my great aunt in Florida she in the one room where the kids slept had a Teddy rpin for my like second cousin twice removed or whatever the [ __ ] the girl the girl who lived in another trailer with her divorced dad down the way who somehow I was related to and so we not only had a Teddy rxman but there I swear there was like a caterpillar friend or something yes yes like so there were two of them I would have one and she would have the other I it was from that book there was a book about a flew around in a hot air balloon I think my [ __ ] god so I literally we would play with both and both of them were equally creepy when you look back there was a whole collection of Teddy ruin friends like you could have really [ __ ] with kids like if you got a pute like I'm gonna [ __ ] and then wait I can do this totally and then literally the mom's like what did Teddy say to you and then it's just the regular tape plane back don't I have like a hi kids it's Dr

scin hello I can you hi kids want to go play play with me why is yours not working as I don't really know so um okay we [ __ ] how do [Music] I oh [ __ ] Teddy [ __ ] rock skin though like honestly you know what's crazy that brought when I was thinking about this too I had a I used to think I was so special by the way H you are I got well I got sent a toy airplane that I would like fly around you hit the button and go but also with it was a tape and it was a birthday tape and it would say my name and I thought I was so hot [ __ ] and it was like one of those bulk bobes by Birthday Bobby like he's a birthday jet racer and I'm like it said my name like Bobby it's like not the same sound or voice it's like Bobby Bobby but I don't even notice I'm like this is great so anyway if you have a Teddy Rockman I need you to first of all I need to send to send a picture with you and the teddy Rockin but also is anybody else feeling the same way do we feel creepy about Teddy roxman did you have good experience he supposed to read but I feel like it was always not it wasn't we did have a book like it did kind of but I don't think we ever had [ __ ] batteries I think that really was the problem we were poor so we buy the battery I feel like honestly they were those was it C batteries that were the big thick on the big ched ones yeah it was like D's it no D's have the little two tops where then it was a c C's are the Chads yeah they are and honestly the se's look like a shotgun bullet thing yeah what are those called casing just two country boys here playing with guns just two um I have an experience I need to share I'll go for it because this Wednesday uh for my birthday SL aniversary Matt did very well on top of the cabin again like more [ __ ] he gave me a gift card to Open Sky Day Spa to get a massage oh I need to go on Tuesdays there's a discount just in case I didn't know that oh yeah you're right it's like $80 in they told me that but I went on Wednesday cuz I did you ready go yeah oh [ __ ] now I'm going to warn you did you have a who was your guy well and that's the thing the guy I normally went to left because he had a spiritual awakening he was so [ __ ] good he could touch one little spot spot and then another spot on my body and they'd be directly connected his name is Johnny um Johnny's gone was he like thinner and like dark hair yeah okay are you sure well no no no Johnny wasn't who who's Johnny what Johnny Johnny was the spiritual awakening he left I had this time and no shade cuz he might listen and he was family you know when you walk in you can just was bigger yeah I've had him before uhhuh so I was getting like a stretching deep tissue combo I guess they called a Time massage and don't stretch me I know I've learned I have since learned stretching can be dangerous because I was obviously I take off my underwear because it it's inhibitory like I don't want you to like stretch my leg a certain way and then I have like a pair of boxer briefs pulling me back or like hurting me so I that's you do do you take off everything you live it depends on it depends why if it's a woman you wear depend my depend are boxers or briefs depends sorry oh my God I never thought of that what if what if you wor pens and you had to go get a massage like would you sh like what if you had to [ __ ] oh my god oh okay they're like Let It All Out relax I have a really big comment about this so keep going okay wow so I'm getting a massage he starts to do a stretch did it hurt it didn't hurt I just fully felt like my balls were out and my dick was visible also my hole like I felt like he was he grabbed my leg he grabbed I'm laying on my back he grabed just like pushed it over this way everything this area honey was uh I felt the air I felt the air well that so then you know that happens then he starts doing a leg massage now oh never I've never had a leg massage go on the inner thigh I have and it was I think from him from him we have honestly I don't mind it if you're a man well this is I didn't mind it I just F on comfortable because I was fully erect and because I'm not actually a fan because literally he's rubbing my leg stroking my thigh I actually had the same exact and his leg his hand was touching my balls when he got up here yep and I'm going like now normally I have no I have had inner thigh leg massages before but the person takes the bottom sheet and the top she pulls up so that it creates like a thing around your leg like a full circle around your thigh so nothing can come out nothing can be touched so it's like whatever like that's fine this was just like the sheets were on the side my my dick and balls are out and he's stroking was your Casting Couch Moment Like This I mean I it was I know I mean kind get under the ball a little bit under the sack yep so he goes he went up to the waist so he was going like and then he would come down underneath like the sack yep yep and so I'm laying there like Well normally only my husband touches me like this um but now I wonder if he wasn't chubby if you would like him more I'm not actually a fan no I wouldn't because I wasn't did you feel like no because no your cat and couch moment babe yeah because the reason I didn't it wasn't because he's chubby it's because I wasn't even sure if it was allowed because I'm like laying here like well I think they probably see people with erections like I mean it's an erotic moment I I believe it's not it wasn't erotic for me I was trying to relax it wasn't actually I was not I felt UNT family be like hey I'm really sorry like can I just calm down and then roll over I didn't know what to say because I didn't know if acknowledging it would then it can be like well I'm I'm going to leave the room for 10 minutes because I didn't know if I said that then he's like well it's on you like you're the problem and I'm like you're the one touching my balls not keeping me covered like I'm you know it's like weird I felt uncomfortable so here's this is why I A lot of times leave my underwear on sorry I think I'm going to from now and I think I'm going to wear briefs like just so there full range of motion but like something firm pressing down on my dick yeah cuz it can get a little wild and that's why I've I've done it nude like once or well I did a fully I've only ever done nude this is the first time I've gotten an erection like because he was rubbing it away and then after he'd rub the leg he like would go up my so he started doing this like he was jerking off my thigh yeah I remember this guy then would go up into here and be like touching my stomach really hurts no I have bruises I have a bruise on my cheek he also was doing ass cheek stuff now it felt good everywhere else but like the inner I was like I don't know about this Nails hone I'm getting them done tomorrow thank God they look like [ __ ] they're done corative I hate them right now now that's interesting though that's a very interesting so when I got my this looks so bad when I got M does um when my massage at camp buckwood like I walk there naked so you're at a gay Nude Campground so I can't really like comment on that like say though like got jerked off here's my not it's here's my comment and this is going to this is advice for everyone if you want a really good massage go to a black person because I have never had a bad massage with a they are not afraid to tiarra if you're out there tiarra at Paloma yep was tiarra gave the best massage I went her like eight times and she got pregnant and had to leave I'm like no great now she's going to bring I think she's back either I no now she's the brewery she was stronger than any man's hands I've ever felt I'm telling you I had a girl like that over here she was gentle nice quiet like calming voice just like the mother feel like she was just tiara was like I love the mother feel the mother feel where I'm like I feel fully how was safe here I don't feel fat I don't feel ugly I don't feel sexy I feel like I feel alive sexy I love that you put sexy in there you are literally [ __ ] up massages and wellness with sexuality no I'm not though cuz the thing is I'm not like like I when I have a massage in M remember I almost cried okay yeah so like I've had massages where it was like really you connect with that person the orgasm was so good I cried no like she put her hands on my I mean I'll never forget that feeling cuz now I get nervous when people do my chest CU I'm like I know you're like am I going to cry I know it's wild and and if you Google it like it's very normal to cry now this [ __ ] it's very normal to cry now I have something I need to bring up I think we need to bring it up I think it's a big topic we got to okay oh well that's not yet okay I have something else to tell you that's so unhinged okay if what time go back to the other screen so I can see the timing on this cuz I think we're at like 45 okay I want to talk about twin flames really it's a documentary escaping twin flames if you haven't watched it watch it um I mean it is [ __ ] insane you sent like a video and I didn't know what it she had like a fire extinguisher yeah so this is Twin their frustrations on each other Shia was like that needy we're needy I'm like no I didn't mean like in a codependence make the man speak all right we're doing it even now I guess like stop talking please let me make my point thank you if you're uncomfortable sit with it I'm not being rude I'm not being controlling or domineering not being a jerk I'm not being a dick this is what discipline looks like if you had a problem or called him out on his insults you're ultimately calling yourself out and you would need to mirror it by that point we were first you accept that you're truly made inside it had become a form of conversion therapy the fact that you um have a vagina and you're a man inside the vagina is truly an illusion dissolve the illusion and recognize that you're actually a man and recognize that you already have a penis I was constantly looking for signs that this was true because I didn't feel it I didn't feel it I got like this really insane download and I hear heard like God speak to me in like a very like clear as day voice like the images of Jesus is the image of Jeff that's the prophecy you've been looking for it is not written it is in visual format and I'm like oh my God I pulled up a recent image of myself and put it next to that image of you know the supposed Jesus and it's it's it's the same person those images were images of me not a Jewish guy from Israel but a Euro guy with blue eyes and brown hair I mean if you're not then there a problem uh shulia says I'm well [ __ ] meaning I get all the sex I want to meet Jeff and shulia post it that men need to have sex every day and that if your man wants sex then you need to give him sex there was never an option to to really say no Shia's like in her closet like get ready and I I come up and just want to CU I knew we need to make out right she's all no no I don't want this threw her on the bed and jumped on top of her get off me and then we're making out and she was I love I love you when I didn't want to have sex I let somebody come up to me today talk about they my twin flame and I didn't want to have sex now so let me just explain it just slightly yep yep so basically what happened is this this couple now they start the documentary off with the mom of the daughter of the girl that was in that video the one that was like next to the guy girl okay uh she the girl said don't talk to me don't like so this guy basically started this kind of like Love Cult and it was attacking people who like were like I want to find my soulmate you know the type um I mean honestly when you watch you like yeah that makes kind of sense but also it's like really [ __ ] sad because these people like paid money and believed in this thing and he would have these coaching sessions but there's an interesting part about being trans and how he then turned it into cuz the group was mostly female so he's like well that's cuz it's inner masculinity and D D D D du so people like transitioned to men because they really believe that they had a masculine energy and I think that they actually probably were trans um because on because they make all these comments but it's very controversial in my opinion cuz it's like a it's like reverse conversion like it's so weird and then he sitt there like you got to [ __ ] your wife it's like what what is going on and you're twinflame so basically also what is a twin flame so everybody has a twin flame you have the same energy and it's somebody who like has the energy and you're supposed to literally pursue them the whole thing of the whole class is you go after your twin flame until they like till they are with you yeah it's like sexually with you all the way with you like together forever amen so D so what I need you guys to do is go watch it I need you to watch L and I want you to come back with a report okay and if you've seen it call us because I I I don't I'll let you guys watch it now I'm so creeped out it's so [ __ ] crazy it is so unhinged so yeah now we got to talk about we got to talk about two things let's bring it up do you want to do the funny one first and then get serious are we ending serious or do we want to do serious now serious now okay let's do serious now okay I don't really know how to bring it up so basically gen Z is at it again and um here we go they love terrorists so basically what H so there was a letter that was written 20 years ago that nobody read no one we read it but we didn't really put when I was a kid nobody brought this up I never heard of this letter but apparently was posted in 200 like 2 or something crazy after after 911 and it was Osama bin Laden's reason for bombing America and it was called a letter to America and when you read it and I'm not even going to let I'm not even I was going to play it but I think I might play it at the end so you can choose if you want to listen to you don't want to get tagged by the FBI no I want no it's really [ __ ] up though because now they're taking it off the websites they they took it off yeah they're censoring it now it's like wait a second it's classic it's 1984 they're like oh that letter never existed what you talking and it's not even the letter itself it's how people are reacting and what he actually says in there now he I do not condone him I do not condone violence he hates [ __ ] so like it's fine I'm not really but when you read this letter and I I implore you is that the word yes I implore you to read it because I think it is and actually if you can find it because now it's hard to find what it's hard to find what' you say I was [ __ ] for I just had a thought what I didn't have caffeine today oh [ __ ] you'll be all right I have a k downstairs you're going to make it we're almost done I know okay so basically this letter though explains how horrible we are as um as a country country um we are [ __ ] in this [ __ ] um I was try I had like little Clips I thought a little um oh here we go here it is there's I got some things that were out of it that were like kind of do I have this page the reasons for fighting against the US the letter outlines various reasons okay accusations of American attacks and ongoing aggression of Muslim countries including Palestine sming Iraq claims that the US supported Russian actions in chesa Indian actions in Kashmir and Israeli actions in Lebanon which all that's correct allegations that the US was stealing Muslim wealth and oil and spreading military bases across Muslim lands uh-huh criticism of us support for Israel particularly regarding Jerusalem and the Palestinians Y and we're seeing it today views on American society and policies the letter harshly criticizes American sighting policies alleging immorality and debauchery and this is including acts of fornication homosexuality gambling and Usery the US is a nation that invents its own laws separating religion from politics and indulging in practices contrary to Islamic Sharia law demands and warnings to the US Bin Laden's letter also includes several demands and warnings call for Americans to embrace Islam and reject their current societal and political values a demand for the US to withraw withraw I can't read too much more I know anyways the basically basically it's a wash like we agree with a lot of it we hate a lot of it no this is I need you to read this one right here okay the letter is a complex mix of religious justifications political rhetoric and direct threats it attempts to rationalize islamist ter wait islamist terrorism islamist terrorism against American civilian I'm like Islam I don't know did chat be a gbt rate this [ __ ] they did admit it Ed [ __ ] admit it you gbt uh write me a summary and it's weird no I I got the the sources I needed them to put it together you did use AI I love Ai No human would write this okay um employees antiemetic just keep going okay the letter attempts to rationalize islamist terrorism against American civilians employs anti-semitic tropes and propagates various conspiracy theories notably the veracity of the letter has been questions as it discusses topics Bin Laden had not previously addressed such as AIDS and incest this letter reflects bana's worldview in the ideologic underpinnings of his conflict with the US offering insights into his justifications for violence and his broader critique of Western society and politics so and he's been dead since what like 200 I don't so J Z got a hold of this and they're freaking out because they're like wait he's like right and the reality is that a lot of the things that he said in the letter cuz I read it yeah a lot of it's true it's a lot of it is the US obsessed and involved with Middle East well wealth oil control we want to control the world so and that was part of his point the letter reason he's like you can do this but nobody else can right no one else is allowed we don't let them and I thought about it and I thought about how we grew up and how we pledge allegiance to the flag and all this stuff and I'm thinking oh my God like we are taught that we are literally better than everybody we have military bases all around the world I'm not mad at and the thing is it's a really weird bizarre feeling because am I I'm so [ __ ] privileged like we are so privileged Living in America like but also we're nasty also I didn't choose this country right I wouldn't choose it if I had a choice but being I would never have picked this one pick Canada out of a hockey player anywhere else so anywhere something else he said in the letter though was you've been killing us yep that's why we're coming to you and bombing you and your your Christianity is what he called it I just want to point out that the US supported the Taliban mhm in the80s because we didn't like the Soviet Union so we gave money guns weapons to to them to fight against the Soviets then we come to the '90s and early 2000s and now all of a sudden we hate the Taliban because we want to get into Palestine my God these [ __ ] we want to help Israel though that's the problem that's why that's why it's like we funded terrorism then when we get attacked we're like oh my God we're the victims oh my God we got to fight terrorism like we just funded these people now I do want to make a comment um One Source noted that in 2001 US military interventions in Iraq Afghanistan Yemen and Syria and Pakistan have claimed over 387,000 civilian lives y um as of the most recent data available the 911 attacks in 2001 resulted in deaths of 2,98 people following these attacks an additional 549 Americans have died in terrorist attacks domestically according to the analyst of the global terrorism database yeah um so we basically have killed so many civilians like we don't even understand we bombed Iraq like we are so what gen Z is really freaking out about though is that they're like so you're we always were told terrorists were bad we cheered all this stuff we're the terrorists by way no the entire Middle East sees us as the terrorists and I want to and again I implore you to bomb people but it's true like we are bullies and the point is what did we accomplish like that's the funny thing is we control you look at Afghanistan we had an never ending War where we wasted like trillions and trillions of dollars oh yeah I have and then we leave we left Afghanistan and the Taliban is back in control just like they were in 2001 yep just like they were then nothing has changed except that we lost how many American lives we killed how many civilians and we wasted how many trillions of dollars but nothing has changed so we're not in war right now same exact situation and we're not in war right now and we spend $761 billion on our military we're the number one spender the next one's China 230 billion so we are three times we spend three times more than China yes and China's not even and Russia has 82 2 billion India 54 and it goes on and I'm saying United Kingdom $50 billion we do 761 billion I get it we but we can't afford healthc care we can't afford student loan forgiveness we can't afford school lunches we can't afford it I decided to cut 20% from the military United States budget and so the new budget would be $69 billion which means you're still double okay sounds good so the 20 so basically what you could do is give every citizen that works okay um and makes under $100,000 a year uh $1,699 now imagine getting that at tax time just a quick $1,600 great I mean that's what people got during Co and that's what people that's when people caught on to the lie and they were like wait so you can just give us $2,000 you can just suddenly deposit $2,000 and abely can use that so you want to tell me we're going to spend all this money we're not even in war no okay we're not we could do a solid half a billion dollars and be still double what the next one is yeah yeah so I decided I went on this whole Tang you only cut 152 billion if you would do that yeah I only did 20% of our budget now that still leaves us well above China's 230 billion that would leave us still double what they spend still double and they might spend that but I guarantee you their technology might not be where we're at so like really I just I'm a little annoyed at cuz it just brings like so then I kept going okay and this is all from the American letter okay I love it so then I go into um Israel and what we do for them and so basically in the last 20 years okay we basically give them so last so this is in billions this is this good chart okay so we started down there so when the we crashed we only gave them in 200.4 trillion yeah billion or billion 2.4 billion in 2008 then we suddenly jump up to over 3 billion this is our bottom line one this is what we just give them for humanitarian reasons this this isn't what we do for year year not the add 14 billion that bid requested this is just the every year here's 3.8 billion okay and we're doing that we agreed to it for 10 years just because they want to have free health care and they want to pay for random Jews from all around the world to have the right of return to move to Israel and steal land from Palestinians and then build a little home actually they don't even build the home they just steal the home from the Palestinians and move in so um no and honestly that's where I sort of like I want it's all connected so I want our cuz I don't know anything right like I didn't really know much about this whole situation we've talked about this and when you start really peeling back the layers and peeling back the onion if you will you see what's really going on and it's scary as [ __ ] okay it is so um yeah that's it I mean just stop go research yourself and like really and and again voting for these people well and that's the other thing that Osama Bin Laden says is Like You American people we El them are the ones that are electing these people we don't do anything yeah we I know and I know and I get it the system is rigged against us the districts are illegal uh even the presidency is illegal because there's an electoral there's an electoral college so it's like that takes away our power so it's not like we fully well we're a liberal direct we don't get to directly elect the people but we still do ultimately they have to win by vote imagine if we all really decided like if Jen Z said no we're not We're not gonna do this [ __ ] and they go a totally different direction if you pulled all the scary it's not scary to me it's revolutionary we dear every person listening please listen and support another LGBT podcast called not well Bobby and Jim will audibly satisfy your [ __ ] clot or excite the vain snake humorously wink Emoji not well podcast sub share oh my God it's a beautiful podcast that deserves to be heard not well podcast topic to talk [ __ ] or twink thought thick to top picks you'll be happy you events relationships and shade te fill please give it a chance on all platforms I love you Mike and Kyle XOXOX exclamation point thanks sasher yeah thanks I guess interesting you're promoting someone else's podcast on our podcast but you know I guess they're gay so I'll allow it yeah and I find it really we've got to go visit Thatcher in Seattle I know um I'm I think um this is a new level this is a new level we had a listener infiltrate another podcast so oh my God I'm freaking out I'm [ __ ] love that I'm not going to say the same thing about G so you can go listen him if you want but honestly like now sundrees sunre I'm looking up mine now my sunry is this what was I what was I saying at the beginning remember you were like save it what was I saying [ __ ] no I don't think it was that it wasn't that no that's mine so I'm okay go ahead sunry is um to all the Columbus gays especially because we know who you are we know you we've talked to you um listen one thing that's definitely not cute is pretending you're taking a nap but having your phone set up by your door in the uh apartment you've lived in for 10 years with the three roommates the rotating roommates College roommates College roommates by the way um and you're in your 30s uh but you're posting this picture of you posting a picture of you laying in the bed being like nap time um what's happening in your life and then there's others who are actually they have a chance like they've been on TV they've done other things posting pictures of themselves in underwear in the mirror and just being like nobody wants to love me I'm oh my God I'm so sad oh now that doesn't scream I want to be with you I don't know what does yeah it's just giving um pathetic it's giving your life is a mess I'm not actually a fan your life is a mess but you're not going to fix it online so stop posting pictures stop being whiny it reminds me of when I was in my 20s um my early 20s that's the thing is like when Facebook like these people are they're in their 30s they don't have a life they don't have a partner they don't have a house they don't have a career and that doesn't mean though by the way it when you're conern but when you're going to post it and then make a like listen I get that not everybody can live on their own I get that people can't afford things but don't post your like pitiful moments and then expect people to be like other people to Sor it's like stop expecting people to rescue you're the same person that will talk [ __ ] about people and w't even say hello so oh no I think the one the nap person I've encountered him person the other person say is I want to say stop because you have what it takes you do have what it takes we've seen what you put out we know what you do you know your personality we know what you can bring to the table talked to you before you're amazing you don't need to beg on Instagram you don't need on Twitter don't beg don't beg don't post thir straps and then be like I'm sad don't do that you don't need to you're cute as you are you don't need to that's my Sury is stop underestimating yourself and stop putting out versions of yourself that do do not reflect how you really are

now my sunry I'm just going on the fly now because at this point I don't remember what I was going to say but um my sun is when you eat a really great fried fish sandwich or chicken sandwich or some sort of fried situation and you want to continue to have fun that's great but when you go to the bar and you're trying to be sexy and you're burping this is on us I'm actually calling us out because last weekend we were like all three of us were like we could not I could not stop burping I know and I was like I agree and you try to be cute you're like [ __ ] it doesn't go away people know people know he's calling me out no it was me I kept burping going like oh God we all were though it was bad I don't know if it was the spuds or the fried food I mean I think it was both um but it was like oh no like I want to point out though that it's a double standard because straight men are allowed to burp and it's funny M we're in Japan I don't know if you're burping or farting but I'm hearing a lot of noises every time I got to text Matt so anyway okay so that's my sunry also um if you put another goddamn note on my [ __ ] computer screen because it happened again I'm going to scream yeah fully I need you to focus on this last moment because then I have to zoom in on me if you're not paying attention because it just looks bad so thank you for listening give us a call 614 721 5336 if you are into Kink give us a call 614 721 5336 Jim we love Kinks um wow he's shutting down he just had to look at dead he just had to open his [ __ ] Instagram and now now the night is run I had to watch a genocide we're going to go be [ __ ] uh cuz we look like [ __ ] and by that I mean [ __ ] I feel like a [ __ ] today I'm serving [ __ ] I'm ready to serve [ __ ] I'm ready to serve like I'm going to touch some dicks tonight no we're seeing dick by the way I actually had a dream yesterday about that you keep dreaming about me and you touching dicks together too it's weird it's not ours but others should we do like a double like should we like hold like give me your other hand hand this one yeah and we'll take their [ __ ] in the middle and go oh that I've never thought of that oh [ __ ] oh oh oh this has been another episode of not well I'm Bobby and I'm Jen goodbye have a great week we love you so [ __ ] much oh my God and infiltrate other podcasts cuz I love it I can't believe so wait it wasn't you a thater I literally thought it was you you paid for an