Gay Face Is So Real

 The episode kicks off with an overview of subjects, including trans pornography, a critique of specific Republicans, and humorous commentary on a group called Moms for Liberty, which they whimsically rename "Lesbians for Liberty." Additionally, they comment on an individual named Mike Knowles, particularly focusing on his appearance.

The discussion then shifts to an upcoming trip to New Orleans, where the hosts express eagerness to indulge in the city's vibrant nightlife and culinary scene. They playfully invite listeners to meet them, humorously adding a preference for meeting only attractive people. The episode also touches upon social media censorship, with a bold declaration to candidly criticize a wide range of topics.

A segment on workplace dynamics during the holiday season adds a comedic twist, with one host expressing frustration and jesting about the stressful yet festive environment.

Listeners are encouraged to interact by leaving voicemails or sending emails, with the hosts acknowledging a recent voicemail and the growth of their listener base, especially on YouTube.

The conversation takes a more serious tone as they discuss the legality of gay marriage in Ohio and the landmark 2015 Supreme Court decision Obergefell v. Hodges. They voice concerns over the potential reversal of this decision and its impact on same-sex couples in Ohio.

Personal topics also surface, such as one host's experience with weight loss medication Ozempic and its side effects, including an inability to consume alcohol. They share humorous anecdotes about surgeries and anesthesia, exploring the vulnerability associated with medical procedures.

The hosts reminisce about unique childhood eating habits, like chewing Silly Putty and tasting glue, and express both curiosity and revulsion towards the origins of certain food products like Jell-O and bouillon cubes.

The episode also addresses the controversial Moms for Liberty group, criticizing their anti-LGBTQ+ stance and actions against LGBTQ+ discussions in schools. They reveal a scandal involving the group's co-founder, Bridget, and her husband, a high-ranking Republican party member in Florida.

Throughout the episode, the tone remains informal and conversational, with the hosts freely wandering into tangents and personal stories. Their approach mixes humor and sarcasm as they tackle a variety of topics, ranging from politics and social issues to personal anecdotes and experiences.

Transcript

Gay Face is So Real - Not Well Podcast - Episode 225

SPEAKER_02:
 This week on Not Well, we talk about... Trans porn. Dumbass Republicans. Moms for Liberty, aka Lesbians for Liberty. What's his name? Not Matthew Shepard, but what's his name? Mike Knowles. Mike Knowles and his gay ass. We talk about gay face. Gay face is so fucking real. We also talk about where we're going on our trip, New Orleans. We talk about social media banning content for you not to see.  And we overall just shit on everyone this week on Not Well.

SPEAKER_00:
What exactly are we supposed to be doing at work between now and Christmas? Everybody's talking about decking the halls, but I'm about to deck a bitch. I'm ding dong done. Done.

SPEAKER_02:
We're done. Ding dong done. You ready?  Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. Thank you for joining us on another, well hopefully this will be Wednesday, but it depends if I get lazy tonight. It might be Thursday and I probably won't get lazy. It depends. Honestly, we'll just switch to Thursdays for now. Thursdays are good too. Thursdays are a great day. They lead into the weekend. Lead into the Friday, so that gives you one last little boost right before your Friday.  Um, well, make sure you call 614-721-5336. Leave us a message. Email us. She's not doing so well at gmail.com. Now I've been told there are zero voicemails. There is one today. Oh, yeah. We got a voicemail.  Yeah, so also make sure we have a lot of new listeners, by the way, we were like on a very major uptick Especially on our YouTube. I want to welcome you to the first week of listening and probably your last Yeah, or maybe this is no they're gonna stick around or did they start at one?  Go back, bitch. Go back. I mean, yeah, our voicemail today is a little interesting. I will say that because it's going to make you dig in your dig in my crawl, digging that in your crawl, dad. Speaking of speaking of New Orleans, New Orleans, we decided on a trip. We booked January 17th through the 21st.  That's right. New Orleans, French Quarter. We'll see you there. Pack your bags, bitches. Only if you're hot. I mean, no offense, but we'll meet any of you. I've been told that I have a face for radio, but we'll get into that. We'll get into that. But yeah, we're going to New Orleans. We decided that we needed to be little whores in the French Bayou. I've never been, so I'm an I'm excited. I'm a nervous Nelly. Don't be nervous. Are you? Well, it is kind of scary. I'm kind of nervous. I just feel like I'm going to have like  a big jug of liquor in my hand, wandering the street. I'm going to turn around and be like, you're gone. And then I'm going to be like, where am I? And then all these symbols just start. You're worried about me being gone. So you're worried about your autism kicking in or your, um, what's it called?  Neuroatypicalism? Yeah, you're neurodivergent. Yeah, something like that. Well, don't you have something like a sensory issue? Probably. I think it's the sound. Sensory pride. I wore earplugs the entire show last night, and I could still hear everything. And I was like, this is too loud.  Actually, I realize as I'm getting older that things are too loud.

SPEAKER_00:
District West is too loud, like period. A lot of things are too loud.

SPEAKER_02:
A lot of things. Your mouth is too loud. Your fucking attitude. You're too loud, people. So New Orleans, everyone needs to come down to the French Quarter and buy me a hurricane. Well, just one because you'll block out Africa. We really want to just try some of the cuisine. If you know anybody down there, let them know that we're coming and if they find us, we'll give them a kiss.  Oh, I did write a reminder for all of our listeners, and I don't know if you want to go ahead and just touch on that really quick. But the reminder is. OK, so the reminder is I. We're not going to call out any names, right? I'm not going to call any names, but there's some educated people that I know asking me if gay people can get married in Ohio. This has been two times in the past year. Very highly educated doctorate degree people.  I as well have been asked that. In the past year, I've had two. Wait, you can get married, right? Or is that legal? Someone was like, oh, are you married to Matt? I'm like, yeah, that's why I have a ring. And that's why I said husband. They were like, you can get married in Ohio.  And then just this past week, someone asked me, so is gay marriage legal in Ohio? Like, can you get gay married in Ohio? I was like, yes. And there is a 2015 Supreme Court decision, Obergefell, that legalized gay marriage in every state. Every state.  Both of these people were from Ohio. And I was like, yeah, so this is still a concern. It's that makes me more concerned because you're an Ohio citizen for your life and you don't know what's going on in your own state. But let's talk about federally federally. It is legal in every state now. Now, if that got knocked down, wouldn't that automatically be illegal then back here? Because we don't have it legalized statewide. Then it would come back here. You couldn't get married in Ohio. But because of that law they passed last year where they were all patting each other on the back, the legislatures and the federal government are like,  We did it! Congress passed a same-sex marriage bill to protect same-sex marriage. It doesn't force the states, though, to recognize it. It just means if someone is married in another state, gay married in another state, every state has to recognize that marriage. But Ohio wouldn't because Ohio has a constitutional amendment still on the Constitution that bans same-sex marriage. I'm over Ohio. So, yeah, you couldn't get married in Ohio, but you would still be recognized if you got married in another state.  if Obergefell is overturned. Here's an idea, just shut the fuck up. It's so exhausting. God, it's so tiring. And I think after we've legalized weed and abortion in Ohio, I'm like, just, you know what? Just shut up. Let's put it on, let's put it up for a vote again. Ballot. Let's put it on the ballot. I think it would pass. Actually, no, we need to do it now. I think we could get same-sex marriage into the Ohio Constitution for sure.  I think we could too. Um, yeah, I think it would pass. I mean, especially now when it's hot, if all the people like voted for pot and abortion, they're going to be voting for abortion in Ohio past. Yeah. There's two different sets of people. There's like the people who like, I mean, it's just so normal people. And then the annoying fucking people, literally. I'm hell right now. They know they're annoying too. I'm skinny. Yeah. Yes, actually. Oh fuck. Do you need a breather? I just need to take a moment. Um, you need a Miller light probably. No, no, I'll be sick.  I'll be sick, because guess what? I'm an ozempic little whore. A little slutty ozempic bitch. And I lost nine pounds this week, thank you. Yeah, thanks for that update. Yeah, and I can't drink alcohol.  So you really did lose nine pounds very quickly, though. I would note that it was about a week. Yeah. I mean, I haven't been eating more than 1600 calories, so I mean, I have. And for you, that's like half of what you need. Literally, your body probably takes over 3000 a day.

SPEAKER_00:
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:
Easily. I'm definitely like cutting everything in half because like teeny tiny people are 2000. So you're probably. Yeah.  So you're losing every day. You're like losing a pound negative. Well, I think one pound of fat is like 3000 some calories. So like you are probably every. Yeah.  And I have the try and a half in the lipo Zemo fat cells. I need that. Actually, that's what you should do. Yeah, I'd rather just have it doesn't get you sick, but it still gives you like a fat burning mentality, if you will. Congratulations about that. Thank you. Okay, so professional.  Thank you. Now back to you. I was like, thank you. Um, so, um, so greasy foods. Yeah, I can eat greasy food.  No, that was supposed to, it's not. I know, it's too late. Okay, so the next one is what you said to me the other day, which I don't understand. Well, you just think I'm some trash. Let's be honest here. I'm over at Bobby's house. Bobby has chicken noodle soup out with not a lot of broth in it. It's mostly just shredded chicken, which is why he's the size he is. And I literally am like, okay, so that's soup. And he's like, yeah, it doesn't have a lot of flavor. And like Michael's looking at him and he goes, you could just throw a bouillon cube in it.  And I was like, a bouillon cube? You're just gonna throw it in the dish and then microwave it or something? It heats up and it disintegrates. So I said, you look like someone who would eat a bouillon cube.  And you die and admit the truth. So think about all the flavor noodles. I mean, and that's a boy on cube. It's powdered. I'm, I think I would eat a boy in cube. Like I don't want to honestly, I don't want to admit it's a little bit salty. It's a little bit. It's umami. There's probably so much MSG in it. Oh, that's what I was actually. That's probably why I like it. Yeah, probably. I fucking love MSG. Isn't that weird? Like I cook with him. Like why? I like made an omelet the other day and just sprinkled MSG in it and it was so much better. Why though?  It just gives it more depth of flavor. Oh, I like that. MSG makes you tired, though. It does? That's why they said no MSG. No, that's because of racism. So they were against Chinese people, Asian people, obviously. So they just acted like MSG was causing every problem in the world, even though it doesn't. No, it doesn't. It gave some people headaches.  Okay. This was like an Asian scare project. They literally worked in Georgia. They targeted MSG and it's like a few people got stomach cramps and headaches after eating MSG. MSG price. Literally a few people. It's like natural semi-glutide. Everybody's like, don't use it. We got to fatten them up. And yeah, I mean, I'm on a full conspiracy kick. Have you heard about the movie that's on Netflix?  with Julia Roberts, kind of on a Julia Roberts kick. I'm noticing something about you. Are you straight? I'm turning straight. The symbol or just a nineties gay. I'm a nineties gay. I act straight, but I barely survived AIDS. What is it called? Leave the world behind. If you haven't seen it, I'm not going to ruin it for you, but it's, you should watch it. Brief summary. I mean, brief summary is hacked. Okay. Complete, utter meltdown.  Ooh. Okay. That's what you would do in that situation. Is it a movie or a series? It's a movie, but people are mad at the ending and I'm not going to say why, but yeah, so I never ate bouillon cubes by the way. Let's just clarify.  But did you ever go to Disney as a child? Right? That's the same, but this is the same vein. It is for me. It's like, you're like Disney boy on cubes. For me, I think what I'm saying with boy on cubes is I feel like it's like lazy. Yeah. Like as a kid, I thought it was like, if my mom added a boy on cube to something, I would be like, you can't get the flavor of the natural way. You have to add a little cube. Yeah, I definitely have to add a cube. But now as an adult, I'm like, add two.  Literally, I just water with like pepper in it. That's it. It's salt water. It's just salt. What's the yellow though? Why is it yellow? That's my question chicken lipids the fat from the chicken I think oh It's like a spice Well, you know, I don't know which one it would be maybe yellow onion. What your stomach hurts. Yeah, I think from drinking water  It's not worth it. Don't you love getting skinny? You can't drink water. Okay. Now I wanted to ask you though on the bullion cube situation. Is there anything that you've never that you've eaten in your life that you never told or like that is like a secret?  Girl wait like so as a kid for example, like I can give mine I used to love to take a bite out of play-doh or I should put the this is so gross. Do you remember silly putty? I should chew on silly  That cannot be healthy. No, not at all. It's probably the way I am the way I am. Plastics. Did you ever taste glue? I did. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember glue. I feel like glue's not good. No, it's not as good as I thought it was gonna be. That white Elmer's. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be like cum, but it's not. Why does Elmer's have like the market on liquid glue? Is it horse? I think glue is horse. It's like horse hooves. Round up horse hooves. Horse hooves. I don't know how.  I think there's some horse who've I don't even know what's jello. I don't fucking know horse love it is No, it's like cow knees and like it's gelatin gelatin is cartilage like it's but how does it make okay? I don't because it's like the jelly in between the joints So every time they kill a cow they get the gelatin out of the joint and they powder it up. Oh  And the tendons and everything, yeah. I'm gonna throw up. They can dry it out and powder it up. But how do you like, who in the fuck in the world was like, I'm gonna try this and put it in this little weird mix and it'll make it a Jell-O. I'm sorry, but Jell-O is foul to me. I will never eat Jell-O. I don't care if I'm dying in a hospital bed. I will not eat Jell-O. That's the only time I think of Jell-O is like hospitals. The only people who should be eating Jell-O are people who are dying or people with no teeth.  Like, no one should be like, I like Jell-O. You know what? I want a Jell-O. Why do you want cartilage? So Jell-O is a good fat person. Yeah. You would know. No sugar. Boy on the Cube, Jell-O. I mean, Jell-O is in that same category. And you were the person who would take Cool Whip Free and put it on top of the Jell-O. Admit it. Cool Whip Free. Now, I had a friend in high school who was like,  cool whip free zero points and they're fucking eating cool whip free like it's I'm realizing that Weight Watchers is kind of bad now that I've been tracking on MyFitnessPal and like looking at the real like micro macros macros at the macros also if you're a plastic surgeon I'll be needing you in about six months  We got nine pounds off in a week, honey Wait till Nora, I mean, I'm gonna be so hot norms. I don't even to take off my shirt You can just wear like loose baggy shirts like I'm suck my dick and pull me and then pull your right up to find it Oh, no, there's just like a bit over your cock and you're like to tape my fucking shit back No, they can do it while you're awake, too  I always think that's really weird when you go to sleep. You're like playing with these people have full control of my body. Well, yeah, when you're in your pile and I don't like think of that. Like your ass is in the air. My asshole is like they walk in the room. They're like, oh, oh, fuck. Look at that ball sack of that little cock. Oh, yeah, because it was so cold in there. Keep it  Frozen I know mine if I ever have a surgery. No, it's terrible. It's like you go in this like room of like Oh my god, you're like a fucking airplane. I don't know how to describe it It's like you're like in a fucking freezer or something You are a piece of you're a slaughtered cow wheeling you all right, they like put this right like these lights and they're like you're like Okay, all right. Just start count from ten. I've seen really ten nine. Oh  And then I like thought I felt it, but then I was like, and then I woke up and it was sitting and I was sitting close. I loved having my AGD. I woke up and I was like in the room laughing. Wait, how did I get clothed? Did I dress myself? Oh, that's weird. Or did they dress me? They cannot have dressed me. Oh my God.  they dress you but you don't remember maybe. You were in like a weird, isn't that weird? I think that they can tell you to do stuff and you'll actually kind of do it. I'm sorry, propofol is the best thing ever invented. I know why Michael Jackson did it. Oh, absolute, can you imagine just being like, goodnight. Goodnight.  And it feels like I just molested someone, but I won't remember it like night night. That's why it's like, oh, it's probably why he had to do propofol like to forget everything he did. I mean, he just fucked a kid, honestly. And this is going to be controversial comment, but I'm glad he's dead because I don't want to see what it would look like now. Like, do you imagine that face then? And then now, like, this is like Voldemort, but on a diet, like Voldemort. It's disgusting. Yeah. Not cute. You wrote this. And I think this is interesting. We probably can't. I mean, I don't know if we can even.

SPEAKER_00:
 It's an observation.

SPEAKER_02:
It's true. I mean, I feel like, well, maybe a lot of... Let's see if they can reply. I feel like... Actually, yeah, this is based on no scientific evidence or even really too very much personal experience, but I feel like most they thems have IBS. I'm just going to say that. I don't really, I can't explain it.  I can, I feel like there's that nervousness there. I can tell you, I got to go to the bathroom and it's like, that's why they're so nervous to be themselves. Yeah. That's probably why. And that probably actually makes a lot of sense. All right. Um, if you're a, they, them call in and let us know. Yeah. Do you have IBS? Let's do a poll. Cause I'm just half day and half he, so I don't really have IBS. I'm a he them. You're a, he, him fully.  Actually, she her this is going away, honey. I know it's gonna be really sad for you And you can't play with any of my only does play with my skin I Know so also I slightly remember this but when you wrote I was laughing at work when I saw this come across my text. I Forgot that I played a real role. I played a role at the Christmas party. I  I played a role that was, let's just say award winning. Let's just say we needed a balloon to run across the top. Oh my God, didn't they do that to her? Wait, did they do that to her? Why? I remember that, why? They did to stop it. Why did they do that?

SPEAKER_03:
And then she's like, they're like, leak, leak. And she's like. I am so excited for Stewie's first play. Don't you think it's a little soon for a musical about Terry Shivo? Or too late? Shh, it's starting.

SPEAKER_01:
 Doctor, it's me, Michael Schiavo. How's my wife doing? She's a vegetable. I hate vegetables. Don't worry about her, Mr. Schiavo. She's being kept alive by medical science. Gee, look at all this stuff.

SPEAKER_00:
Look over here, Terry. There you go. Can you follow that, Terry? There you go. Can you follow that at all, Terry?

SPEAKER_02:
 Now, I have some- So Bobby played Terry Shivo at a Christmas party. He played the role. I played the role and I won. You actually did it so well that I looked over and I'm like, oh, you really are Terry Shivo.

SPEAKER_06:
You were like leaning back.

SPEAKER_02:
And I was doing it on purpose. I was laughing so, fuck, I was so high. First of all, I have no idea where the fuck I was. I put eye drops in my eye and he thought I was doing ketamine. Let's just say that. And I was like, I'm not doing ketamine in my eyeball.  I'm like, you guys are doing ketamine. I even pulled Michael Stein said, I don't know what the fuck is going on. I heard you talking to him. You're like, I don't know. Are they fucking doing ketamine? I can't believe it. I can't. I don't know why I would be mad at that either while I'm drunk, but you were high and high. I mean, cause I couldn't drink. Yeah.  I was so high, my stomach hurt so fucking bad. It was just like a nightmare. So when you left, I left. I was like, bye. Yeah, we both did leave at the same time. There was a good group of people that left that first wave and I'm glad I was one of them. You were one of them, yeah.  But yeah, so I decided to play my role as Terry Shivo and I am I proud of it? No, but we did start thinking what if Terry Shivo was fake? That's what we were talking. That's making us laugh. Like what we were laughing. We were like, what if she's faking it? And as soon as they leave for the day, she like gets up, takes a shower, relaxes on her favorite show. And it's just like, yes. And then they, and then somebody walks in and she's like,  And they're like, why is she in the chair? Oh, the husband must have moved her. The husband put her in the chair. I would be horrified if they're like, Bobby, can you just stay with Terry tonight?  Oh my God, no, I would never be in there alone with her. Can you imagine? I feel like it's scary. It is scary. Because I don't know. Because what if all of a sudden she's like a monster. Yeah. And just grabs your hand. I would be so. Oh fuck, you're not supposed to be awake. No, no, no. Oh no, no, no. I want you to wake up, Terry, but only if you're in the daytime and I'm not going to be spending the night in your room. In the daytime while there are other people there. I can't have her just come to me like, hey. Terry. God rest her soul.  And how many other Terry's are there out there? That's the real horror show there. Why are most Terry's Terry's? Let's do our fucking voicemail. Okay. I had to get a refill. You already drink two. One. Oh, it's in there. Okay. I was like, God, just cause you can't have any. I mean, I could, but it would just hurt.

SPEAKER_03:
 Hello, greetings, cute boys. Sorry, I've been in my A the past couple of weeks. Shame. Shame on you. I freaking hurt my back hella bad at work for no good reason. Anyway, I'm healed. I'm back and I am ready to call in with my questions. So this one might be a little bit awkward, so I'm just gonna ask it.

SPEAKER_02:
Oh no, I'm nervous, okay.

SPEAKER_03:
Is there any way that the Miz would ever  host, a guest star on your podcast? And what the hell happened with you guys? Drama? Messy? Pet? Tell me. Bye.

SPEAKER_02:
Well, okay. Let's be honest. I'll be honest. You're not going to be honest. Are we going to?  No, I'll be honest, I'm gonna start with what happened. Yeah, let's start with what happened and then we'll be like. So what happened was we all were really close. I mean, we did gain a pretty decent friendship. I mean, it was the pandemic, so we were all just like always video chatting and stuff. Yeah, it was so fun. It was a lot of fun. And things started progressing with him that we disliked as far as. Boundaries. There was just some issues with. Some things.  I don't want to get into his shit, but basically we don't to get into a ship, but like you dragging us into the shit. We're not in a place to be able to handle some of the stuff that we're getting dragged into. Right. So I don't want to worry about you across the country, but I want to make the comment that though, I mean, we had a blast with, we had a great time with them. We had fun. Yeah. There's no ill will at all. It's just, it's very hard to yeah. Be in this position. It's hard to have a functioning friendship when  when it's one's not really fulfilling their side of it. There was never just like a consistent, like, I'm good. It was like, yeah, it's either great or, and would he be a guest on the show? I mean, it'd be kind of funny. It would be funny. It would be good to catch up.  It would be, I don't think he would do it. I don't think he would, but it would be fun.

SPEAKER_00:
But it would be fun.

SPEAKER_02:
Okay. Here's where we're at now. I'd be nervous. I would too. Cause I don't, I didn't, I like, I like him. I still like him. He's funny. I still think he's a great guy. It's just, I just, that was just one of those moments where I just couldn't do it anymore. You were going through it too.

SPEAKER_00:
That's the other thing.

SPEAKER_02:
You were going through it too. We were all like having moments. This was COVID too. It was COVID. We were all depressed. We were all going through it.  Some of us can only handle what we can handle. Me included. Right. And I got to a point where I was done. You were like, I can't do this. I just won't. And when I'm done, yeah, I'm fucking done. Like it takes me a long time to get there. I know the minute I kind of, it was so long for you to get there. And then finally I really, you're like, by the way, I can't do this anymore. I was like, okay. Yeah. Like I, you're like, I'm quitting this podcast unless I was like, okay.  Yeah, it was very, I was getting very, my emotional, like I'd wake up with my stomach hurting. Not because of the semaglutide, but because of other people's problems. So anyway, hope that answers your question. Great voicemail, good question. And actually our new listeners should go back, because we did a lot of funny episodes with Miz, like a lot of episodes. Well, a lot of people who hit that moment, they're like, whatever happened to the Miz, or like, because it just kind of went from Miz to just boop, and we're like, oh, and it was, thank you. And I don't, I didn't, you know,  It's been two years actually, by the way, around this time. It was around Christmas. Oh, that's weird. It's been this long. Yeah. Two years. We're so old. I love it. Okay. Okay. Well, I have a few things that I want to talk about and I'm a little bit angry this week and I just, I feel like, well, first of all, I want, before we even get to this Moms4Liberty show, I want to talk about the fact that our YouTube, we are very popular on YouTube lately, like extremely. It's true.  Um, but I think we need to call out some, not individuals necessarily, but not directly, but let's take a look at the comment face for radio. Wow. They're so gay. Yeah. Like, like, like, like the one, the one person, the one person seriously was commenting on like,  Wow, so you're just going to come on here and attack women. I was like, oh my God. It's like, no, they have no idea. They don't know context either. It's like, yeah, I don't. Yeah. Is it the short little clips? Maybe? Yeah. I mean, here's one that's, I'm going to read some of these, the joke one. Everybody was so mad. Let's see what the Gen Z say. Last week I wrote also Gen Z ugly. This was what's going on with our skinny bone structure.  I mean, so we question Gen Z. Heaven forbid. Heaven forbid you question Gen Z. I'm so confused. Gen Z is probably the best looking generation. Hate seeing this from my community, a community I think very highly of. Gumdropdaddy4203, like what? Y'all confusing, not entertaining or funny or cute. High end in poverty. Well,  Then someone else you guys are considered old gays not an insult But because you aren't a lot of actual old gays Because there aren't a lot of actual reason being represented in media being gay people having the takes of Republican moms That feature on Fox News about how the kids need skinny jeans that are too ugly is demoralizing. Oh, it's him again It's gumdrop daddy if you have the time to comment two separate comments on the same little short clip  Get a life. Maybe you're not for us. Exactly. Two guys with faces for radio says ESS 2870. Zero profile picture. I love when people call. We know why. Pot meat kettle. That's what I call them trolls. Okay, but that's like your opinion. To make fun of us go say like.  This same gumdrop daddy left a third comment. Just do a better podcast really trying to get reactions and saying the same things as white women on TikTok will only get you as big as you currently are. You might as well act straight and start inviting women on just to bully them.  Wow. This is hilarious. We call him like gumdrop baby. You can't go, honey, gumdrop bill, honey. You have two subscribers. Like let's check out. Let's also decide like, honey, you come in at three times. Yeah. All you're doing is helping us by the way. You're only boosting us on the algorithms.

SPEAKER_00:
You're like, thank you.

SPEAKER_02:
Gumdrop daddy. Also what's what the name dad D I can just picture the shape of you. Um, and it's not,  like the shape of an eight like a lot like a  Moms4Liberty, what's going on with this? Because I saw a little headline about this. So Bridget, down here, this is Bridget. I'll post a picture. Yeah, Moms4Liberty, Bridget. You can read the first. Okay, so people who don't know Moms4Liberty, it's a hate group. It's recognized as a hate group. It's a conservative advocacy group. Has been known for its stance against LGBTQ rights, particularly in the context of education and school policies.  They have been involved in efforts to restrict the discussion of LGBTQ topics in schools and have focused policies that are supportive of LGBTQ students and staff. Their activities are centered around parental rights and education, just the ones they like, not other parents, parents of queer kids. And they oppose what they view as a liberal or progressive educational standard of material. Okay.  So this group goes around trying to take over school boards because they're insane. They say that like they want to ban every book that sexualizes children. They just make shit up. They're insane. Because they say the word gay, they're like, it's sexual. You know like the term Karen? Like all the moms in Moms for Liberty are Karens. Oh, and this bitch is the biggest Karen. This picture of her. This Bridget is the biggest Karen of them all. She's fucking Bridget.  So what happened with Bridget? So she was actually the co-founder of the anti-LGBTQ plus group. She's the co-founder of the group. Yeah. Okay. Um, she resigned. Huh? Huh. Wonder why she had to resign. Oh, I'll tell you why. Because she's in a same sex scandal with her husband. Oh my God. There was another woman. Oh, I didn't know this.  Yeah. So the one that's going around banning all the LGBTQ things is sleeping with women. Oh my God, Bridget, you should be asleep. So the Moms4Liberty co-founder's husband was the, he's the chairman of the state Republican party in Florida.  He has allegations of raping a woman who had previously planned a sexual encounter with both of them. He claims the encounter was consensual. The scandal has caused disarray in Moms4Liberty.  Like, this is just so... Did you see the husband? No, to me... Gay as fuck. This is classic lesbian, classic gay. No, she looks... Pretty lesbian. Like, no makeup lesbian. She's a lipstick, non-lipstick lesbian. She's a lipstick, yeah. She's a pretty, natural... She might, like, play tennis or something, but... Golf. Golf. Golf. With that torso and those arms, this is not, yeah. She's a lesbian. I just... But... So, now Ron DeSantis is calling for the husband's resignation.  But the thing is, you really give a fuck about people raping other people, Ron. And why do the Republicans care? And I'm surprised they're not flocking to him and like, yeah, good job. This is the same bitch that is going around to these school boards saying, this needs to be banned. Gay people are terrible. Queer people are grooming our children and are evil. They're causing all sorts of problems. Meanwhile, her husband is raping her lesbian lover. What? But we're the problem. But we're the problem.

SPEAKER_00:
We're the problem.

SPEAKER_02:
 Mom, mommy, mommy, you literally were preaching against it. And then you were eating pussy. Yeah. Sorry. Right. It's like for me, of course, of course, there's a lot. This is what I'm really upset about this week. And when I said I'm going to go off, well, it is an all woman group. So what do you expect? I mean, let's get some moms together. Oh, God. Oh, I can't. So we move on.  to another controversy with the Republican Party and that is that there's claims that Pornhub is converting straight men to be gay.  Just read it. I wrote it for you to read. So there's a pundit named Michael Knowles, and he's claiming Pornhub is inserting gay and trans themes into mainstream porn content to convert straight men. He bases his claim on a video by Sound Investigation, which alleges Pornhub's parent company, ALO, pushes gay and trans actors in straight content. Knowles interprets this as grooming and a conspiracy to turn straight men gay or trans. Knowles urges political action against  So I watched the actual video. Do you want to like, I found it. Give me a little concept. So here's what I like. What's the way that I got? Somebody went undercover. No, don't worry. We're going to get into Michael Knowles here in a second, honey. First of all, gay face like you just said it. Turn the page. I, I cannot, I can't fuck.  Girl. Girl. This is the guy who's like, Oh, it gets better. You know why he's doing this? He probably got caught by like his wife or girlfriend with like gay porn up on Pornhub. And they're like, why is there gay porn on Pornhub? He's like, they're pushing it to make me gay. It's so much better. It's like, tell me. Oh my God. I love this. Um, now let me see. Let me find it again. Michael Knoll. Oh yeah, here it is.

SPEAKER_03:
 How easy is it for an underage person to view the site?

SPEAKER_02:
Just go to the site? No, she didn't say Pornhub.

SPEAKER_01:
Let's say you're 12 years old, you're still figuring out your sexuality, maybe even your gender. Wouldn't it be helpful to see  Not a celebration, but just like maybe a normalization of something that you think is what you want, you know? Probably helps a lot. Let's say I was 12 and I saw like trans angels, I saw all these different sites. It would help me figure out what I do like and what I don't like.  Try to push stuff that's more or less accepted. Putting a trans male or trans female in a scene, you wouldn't get that on a normal mainstream site. So test it out. See if you get a bigger audience with it. See if you can convert somebody. Maybe somebody who's never looked for anything like that.

SPEAKER_02:
 That's how to drive traffic to your site if you're trying this is why so then so then this Michael Knowles takes it and says They're converting our children and converting get no, it's called a conversion rate. I think they were talking about their personal experience at 12 Yes, they would have looked at that and been like wow, that's what I want. I  It's a conversion rate. It's not a converting. It's a conversion rate. It's a business talk. This person was undercover in a bar and I can guarantee you that I mean, first of all, the question is, I mean, is it easy to get on? How do you get on the site?

SPEAKER_00:
You click a button. Have you ever been to Google?

SPEAKER_02:
I've been to X. You can go to any of these websites.  It's like, how dumb are you? Well, they're dumb because then this Michael Knowles motherfucker. Okay. Now this guy like, so anyway, if you're straight and you're going to be gay, like I'm, I personally believe that us Americans such as the straight conservative, I don't think they really exist. I think, I think everyone's gay. Sorry. I'm going to say it right the fuck now. I think everybody is gay.  And I do make points, but maybe before I make some points, honey, let's make some fucking point face. I mean, fully gay face. First of all, this Michael Knowles, we're going to get into him because there's more to him than you'll ever. So for me, and I don't know about you, but like, I never clicked on gay porn sites when I was growing up because I was scared shitless. So I was watching straight porn and I'm gay. So you're the whole theory that the whole theory they try to push is like,  if they're around things like that, they're going to be that. Well, no, because I was around straight everything and I'm here. I am. Do you know what I'm saying? No, we didn't. We didn't see that at all growing up. I don't think it existed as very much. Yeah. I mean, it was out there, but it was like, but it wasn't on the internet. It wasn't, it wasn't the first thing on the internet. Yeah. It was definitely, it was probably not. Yeah. It was like harder to find.  But they do make good points. Like I think we need to stop imagining sex is one thing as that 12 year olds, 13 year old, 14 year olds aren't thinking of sex. I just wrote that because it's like a little weird to me that they're like.  Well, you have to be 18 to know that you want this or that girl. You have to be 18 to view these sites. Like I wanted to look at porn when I was 14, 15, turned out fine. I mean, by my standards, but it's weird to me that they think like kids do not imagine sex at all, that they're not sexual beings. Like they're going through puberty. These are the same people that will say that, but they were the ones that were caught like molesting some girls in high school when they were in high school.  They're the coach. They're the football coach going in and it's like and that actually happened in my high school This is the point that I kind of wanted to make this down and I need you to read it cuz I can't read right now Yeah, no, I can't see my glasses are off. There's no way It's on them. Yeah  Okay, this one here? Yeah, the bottom one. Okay. Observing how conservative circles often interpret religious texts, it seems they overlook a critical point. These texts often depict a deity seemingly more focused on men, using women primarily for childbearing and unfairly burdening them with the blame for men's actions. It's an angle worth pondering over, especially in discussions about gender roles. Wait, there's a video I have to play before that one gets read.  Anything what does it have to do with anything? Okay, so Really, okay. So let's just talk about Michael Mars. Oh  Michael knows he's only like 32 years old. He's got like his podcast. He's really, I'm going to play some clips before him. Yeah. I need to see some of this. He was raised in a strict Catholic family. Makes sense. And, and initially doubted his faith before experiencing a reconversion at Yale university. Yeah. Which means he doesn't believe in God, but he's, but he's pretending to for money. Yeah.  This is him.

SPEAKER_05:
Now tell me... To expand the palette, I suppose, of the customers. I can't believe they're admitting this.

SPEAKER_02:
I know, I mean, I... I used to take 10 dicks at once, but I can't believe it. Wait till you see this shit. I love this.

SPEAKER_05:
I know a lot of squishes aren't going to want to say it.  Homosexual adoption is a terrible idea. It's a terrible idea, and it's, I think, just simply unsupportable. You can't. Unsupportable.

SPEAKER_02:
It's just unsupportable. I would never do it with my boyfriend. You remember that man.

SPEAKER_05:
This is what I want to tell you about that. Transgenderism must be eradicated. Turns out that man was in a movie in college, and I was thinking I'll play you a clip.

SPEAKER_02:
Oh my God. That was... Wow.

SPEAKER_06:
Have you not done that? Mind if we don't get into that?

SPEAKER_02:
 He was in a movie. So he was in a movie, right? So this Michael Knowles gets on TV and gets on these things and says all this stuff.  He was in a movie! He was an actor, first of all. Honey, if you're going to acting school, you've definitely taken a dick. Sorry, no offense to our straight actors, but I think you have to under- We just saw the clip. Right. He had experience. He had experience. So I'm sitting here thinking, you literally filmed a- and then there's more to that though, like I'll have to find the clips, but I saw him, it was like, he's in his thong, and it's like, it's insane.  This is scandalous. It's so scandalous, but I'm like, again, this goes to the Moms Liberty people. He's such an annoying bottom. Are you guys so motherfucking scared of your own selves and God or whatever?

SPEAKER_00:
The answer is yes.

SPEAKER_02:
It is just, I just. Their problem is that, you know how we all got those feelings at some point of like, well maybe I do like that, maybe I am like this, maybe I do like this, maybe I want to try that out. And some of us go and explore and do those things and then learn we shouldn't be feeling guilty about it.  They're the type of people who have that thought of like, maybe I like that. They're like, no, no, you're not allowed. That's their head. And so then they get mad and take that out on other people who are living their lives. Yes. Oh, it is like American beauty. Psychopath, military guns, all the stuff he wants to take. He wants a dick. And then when he gets turned down, he kills them. I know, but that's way to ruin the movie. Don't ever. I mean, it's from 1990. Like at this point, if you haven't seen it now, I remember what this line was about.  I don't think anybody straight is was the point and then I said look at God and look at the Bible like Yeah, if you look at the Bible like they hate women They blame them for everything that I wanted to speak so like you can still procreate and be a homosexual who brought original sin into the world  Eve and like from the very beginning, it's been a patriarchal, misogynistic religion. So tell me, yeah, God. Okay. Right. And he's always a man. He's always father. He's never a man. And he had, and then he brought himself down as human form and had 12 homosexuals around a table with him, breaking bread and drinking wine. Sorry. Oh, that's the other thing.  Another gay story. Now, this is why I put this in here. This was on The Advocate today. Basically, Father Mark Payne, a Wisconsin priest, was suspended after a conservative Catholic publication revealed his alleged long-term relationship with another man. Payne had been living with the man since 2003 and even hired him as a middle school theology teacher.  um you know their social media posts depicted them as a romantic couple attending pride events and gay bars the archdiocese of milwaukee put pain on administrative leave and launched an investigation into the allegations now i want you to remember this so but like  There's pictures of them like as romantic couple attending private events and gay bars. I know. So he like, he was very clearly like, I think he might've lived like outside area. Okay. Something was different about the social media. Like they didn't have the same names. It was probably like more private or like, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:
But then I got to thinking, Hey guys, uh, also six calling. I've called you guys before. I got a new situation to share with you guys.  So my partner and I were planning a trip to a town in Ohio, and he has a little friend that lives there. The thing that's, I guess, not making me well is that after that encounter, I found out that he is, he's a priest. So that was a bit of a shocker. So I guess he's been on the down low and he  spends time with his boyfriend whenever he's not at the church and whatever, you know, whatever he chooses to do. Wow.

SPEAKER_02:
Now, even though this rendezvous was in some town in Ohio, that doesn't mean that priests from Wisconsin can't drive from some town in Wisconsin to some town in Ohio and meet a couple of boys from some other town. How many gay priests are there? There can't be many. And if you use that out, I mean, or are they all gay? Or can they? Or can we just stop playing the fucking games here?  I loved growing up. I was like, I remember asking even in like fifth grade, like, so they're all celibate. So you don't have sex at all. And Mike, my theology, no celibate means no sexual relationships. I was like, all of them are celibate. They're not. And they're like, they're not because they fuck little boys. So the sad part is, is we, the church drives them. And well, yeah, it's their choices, but yeah.  they're so guilty feeling or they're so creepy. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. It's like somebody's one day decided being gay is bad and everybody decided that. And then now it's a thing. But really like before that moment, it was fine. It was fine. It was fine. So these fucking priests, I'm telling you what I would be. I want to know how many motherfucking priests have I met out on like vacation. I'm trying to think like, like, remember I said, I wanted to fuck a priest. What have I have?  I have met some very attractive priests before some of them are some of them like I kind of Latin one would make eyes with like they kind of knew I was gay as a kid and I would be like I have some sins. I love when they used to like he'd be like, how are you? Yeah, as soon as they touched me I was like  Is that what the hand of God It would give me a little chills like oh, I'm good. Oh my pussy. Just whisper in my ear girl It's like the time I was on top of that fucking army sergeant or whatever and my dick was like I think getting hard and I was like sex but that if I do that right now I can literally think if I did that right now  My first- I remember the feeling. Oh, I remember. That's how strong it was and I was six. Oh, I remember. But don't worry, I watched gay porn and became gay. And that's why Pornhub did it.

SPEAKER_00:
Pornhub made you gay.

SPEAKER_02:
They brainwashed me because they showed me a trans woman. It's like you were six and you saw a hot army sergeant and you were like touching his shoulder and jerking off. There is an obsession of straight men with trans women and I just want to make that a very clear comment as well.  Okay, this is a shout out. We have to do this to try to win tour By the way, she's out opening for Mattel Lane in Vancouver right now. That's why she's traveling. No, she's traveling That's Trina's voice. So but Trina posted on her story something about like how there's this guy who messaged her and was like  You made me realize that I'm actually just a straight man because I can be attracted to trans women. And I also want to suck you off. So, like, can you imagine, like, it's both like weird and cute and good and strange. But also, it's kind of following the pattern of, yeah, you're a woman. You are attracted to women. You are a straight man. Just because a woman has a penis doesn't mean you're not straight. You're still straight. It's fine.  And like, I love how these straight guys get so in their head, like they have to be, they can't be gay. They can't be gay. They gotta be straight. They can call themselves straight. I don't care if the woman has a dick, I'm still straight. And it's like, okay, fine. She still wears makeup. It's like, whatever you want, you're still straight. Of course you are. Sure. How about you're just fluid? How about it doesn't matter? How about literally you're just attracted to someone? Like, go for it. If you want to suck a dick, suck a dick. If you want to eat a pussy, eat a pussy. If you don't want to do anything, we don't need you on our flag.  Oh my, the flag is getting very crowded. I'm sorry. The last time I looked at the progress pride flag and now there's like the yellow and the purple circle. It's like, what are we going to add next? What are we adding next?  Don't know hubs arrow ace Arrow ace and I know I know I can't I can't do it like I get it But I don't get it. I'm tired. Like it's not even a thing anymore. Like you're just making up shit  Just because you are different. You sent me that clip of the person who's like trigender or whatever the fuck. I remember that's what I was talking about last week and that was the actual video. And the common thread there is they're all neurodivergent. I'm telling you. That's the common thread is like I don't know if it's really about sexuality anymore. I think it's about like how they process things because like the trend is there. I agree and they all have IBS. If they're they, them, he, she's take a look at what's  under the hood. Yeah. I just think that there's, I think there's something connecting it all. Like I really, truly non comedic. I don't even care. I just feel like I do feel like that's how I felt at the drag show last night.  Which I wanted to ask you about that. You went to a Monday drag show. I went to a Monday night drag show, and it was two queens from season 12 of RuPaul. Oh my fuck. Jackie Cox and Jan Sport. Jackie Sport and Jan Cox. Jan Cox and Jackie Sports. And I don't play the sports. But yeah, they came to do like a Christmas special and Jan Sport  really shouldn't be singing. I think she tried to sing in her season and everyone made fun of her too. They did.  I know why, because the notes are not there, the pitch is not there, the pitch is tumultuous. I feel like she might be a smoker. Oh, she sounds like a smoker. But the best part is, so I'm trying to watch my friend who's taking too many shots, and they're at the bar, and she's getting some more shots, so I was like, I better go over there. I wasn't even paying attention to the fact that Jansport was in the audience, walking from the stage to the bar area to sing,  And so I just started walking and I ran into Jansport. I was like, oh, sorry. And then I saw my friend, I was like, are you okay? Are you okay? Okay.  and then I like went back to my seat and the whole audience was like glaring at me and I was like, I didn't know that they were in the fucking audience, like I can't even walk around, what if I had to pee? Oh, Jan Sports in the audience, like I don't give a fuck, it's a Monday. It's a Monday. You're touring and you're doing a Christmas show on a Monday. In Ohio. Like that's all I have to say, Monday. Now you were there. I was there and I left early because it was terrible.  It just to me screams desperation and I don't understand why these queens are like in their 40s and they are traveling the country and they're in Columbus, Ohio on a Monday. Now, Jackie Cox has a big dick and like, Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't know that. Well, that is cheers for you. You should have been there. I decided it wouldn't have fit. No, not yet. No, it's jam fucking packed. They're like, how many tables can we book? And I'm like, what I don't understand is  What happened to the good old days when you're just drinking your Long Island and all of a sudden the queen comes up does two songs and gets off and the rest of the day then you dance and then come back on and do another number and you're so pumped up. This was these two queens with a whole fucking... It was just a show. They were trying to act in between songs. So they were like Bendelecrem and Jinx but like the minor leagues.  Like it's not like no. Yeah, this was not a minor. Everybody's trying to do that. Everybody's trying to do that. So Jinx and Dayla- I didn't know they did a, okay. They do like a Christmas thing. And obviously if Jinx is there, it's going to be good. We went to Jinx's show. Jinx can actually sing and perform. And it's funny. I mean, stage presence. And that's why she was at a different venue. These two, it was kind of like, that's why she was at a- And that's why she had a real feeder. Yeah. She had about thousands of people versus a hundred and a hundred maybe. I know when Virginia kept being like, sold out. I'm like,  I mean, there's 50 people here. I know. Where's Nina? That's all you've literally, that's all I keep thinking is like, honestly, she was what I told my friend that last night. I was like, remember, they're like, you haven't been to a Christmas show here. And I was like, I haven't been to a Christmas show since Nina was at access and they were the best fucking Christmas shows. They were so funny. They were so irreverent. Like they made fun of  It was great. We would just be like Christmas, Halloween, Christmas, Easter. I mean, that four or five month period was.  God, God bless you Nina, we need you back. And it was back when you would get a table, you'd sit on your little high top stool, you'd have five buckets and a round of shots. Yeah, you'd be blacked out. Those shows were so fucking good. Now, was it our age or is it? No, no, because when you looked at the tables around us, it was every age. It was, it was actually older. Now, at District West, I'm looking around, it's like all 20 to 30 year, no, like 18 to 25 year old bay bands. Yes, they're young. And it's just like, you look around and you're like, that's it, this is Gen Z now.  Whatever taking over. Go ahead. Have fun on your Monday nights. You can have it based on what I saw last night I just I just to me like can we just go back to the old days where it's not a ticketed event and like a program like You guys are the old gays. It's like okay. I can't believe I called old gays on YouTube by the way I mean, I don't really care YouTube is filled with the older gays and a lot of older gays don't make it this foreign podcast. What are they sounds like? Oh  I was like, you're not wrong, but you're not really, you're not right now. I didn't know what you were. Okay. I wanted you to get out your Instagram real quick. Now is this like, could this be a sundry? Yeah, this is a sundry. So you, so you want to do sundry sundries. Okay.  You can do yours first if you want. I think I already did this on Twitter, maybe. OK. So my sundry is the fact that Instagram is hiding content from you on purpose. That's what Twitter did too. And showing you content you don't even want to see or follow. And so go into settings. I think I already. Let me see. Well, let me just do it for you. No, no. So we go into here. We go into settings and privacy. Yours is set up different. OK. So then we come into here and we go to content preferences. OK.  You've snoozed this, which is smart. Let's see what you have here. I changed it to show more. OK, good. OK, there's another one, though, too. There is this one which you haven't done. Fact checking.  Content reduced by fact-checking has been reviewed by independent fact-checkers and found to contain false or partly false information, altered content, or missing context. Especially what I've noticed in the past couple months, they are hiding Palestinian content. They're hiding videos and calling it like, well, this can't be verified or this is too violent.  So go into this setting, don't reduce. This content might not be lower in feed, so you're more likely to see them. We may also show a notice with more details on the bottom of this content or as overlay. You could see more content that's false, altered, or partly false. Like, fuck off. I don't want Instagram's fact checkers to be censoring me.  So now if I refresh is it gonna be different? You'll see different videos. You'll see videos where you're like, oh wow, so that's actually what's happening. They hide shit under this whole idea of fact-checking. They will hide shit from you because they're like, oh well, our fact-checkers don't believe it's true. This is un-fucking-real. That's my sundry, is we don't even realize, and I didn't realize until a friend showed me, I was like, Sabrine, wait, what? She's like, yeah, if you like click this off, you'll actually see more content.  And I flicked it off, and in the past week, I've noticed a big difference. It's just shit that they don't want you to see, because they're like, oh no, the world order is being upended. Oh fuck. I'm ready, by the way. I fully feel like this country is done. I know, I'm ready to get a, I need at least an RV so we can hop in it and go.  Like if it's time comes, we got to go like we got there's no fucking around like it's and we need to be ready to go because I got to get out of this country like to Canada like we're gonna have to like drive up to Detroit or something because like we got to get out. There's a bridge there. We got it in the northeast. I'm going straight to Winnipeg. Yeah, that's not bad because I'll go out to Montana and just go. Yeah, let's go up the Great Lakes. Okay, like Minnesota. Yeah. Okay. What's your sundry? I don't know because I was gonna say  And I wrote in here something but I don't want to say that My sundry, I'm just gonna go on the yeah, I honestly I think I know you have several like you always do What's something that's pissed you off today? Cuz you had some stuff and you were texting me you were like, I'm about to go off Well, I was giant want me to read that to you. It's the comments. It's the There's a few things. I'm just so annoyed out and the comment section on YouTube is so hysterical because they don't get it. I  Yeah, let's talk about the comments again, because we barely touched on it. Well, I mean, people don't get it, and people will like, it's weird how many trolls there are. Actually, the whole world is a troll. And we're all just like, we all think somebody's running it, and nobody's running this. We're all kind of running ourselves, but we don't realize it until it's going to be too late. But I just, I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm trying to get too deep. We're all trolls. We're all just trolls and reptiles, honestly. Like, why do I hate everybody?  I hate everybody because- How many puffs have you had? I feel like you- Oh, you have? I thought you just had like two at the beginning, an hour ago. Yeah, and I lost 10 pounds, bitch, so like I'm- It's a little bit lighter. And I lost 10 pounds, bitch! The receptors in your brain should not have downregulated because you lost weight. Like alcohol, it's different, but- I know, but it kind of downregulated.  So glad that's on tape. I kind of down-regulated it. Now, I don't know what my sundry was going to be so fucking good. Do you really need a sundry? Yeah, I do. My sundry is coming unprepared to conversations. I'm prepared to sundry.  Um, I'm so tired of fucking people. I'm tired of Republicans. I'm tired of just like stay in your own fucking lane. I don't care if you call yourself a they them. I don't care if you're a Republican. Be honest. I don't really give a fuck what you're doing in your bedroom. I don't care what drugs you're taking. I don't care if you're drinking or not. I don't care if you're fat or you're skinny. I don't really care anymore about anything that you fucking  I don't care. Why do you care so much about where I put my dick, where I put, you know what I'm saying? I'm just so, and then you're going to go create policies, and then you're going to be the one that's having a threesome with a woman, and you're a lesbian. Like if these Moms for Liberty people just stayed in their lane, I wouldn't care that they're having a threesome with a woman.

SPEAKER_00:
It's really Lesbians for Liberty.

SPEAKER_02:
It's Lesbians for Liberty. I don't care. Go ahead and be Lesbians for Liberty. Ban a book.  Whatever, but make it in your own community and not in the school community. Why don't you stop being a fucking little wussy ass bitch and actually just be yourself? Because it's really kind of embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for these people. Another sundry, if you have gay face, just be gay. We know you're gay. If you have gay face, we know you're gay. And you know what gay face is, and I'll put up a few examples right now. I think every man who has gay face knows he has gay face. So these ones that are like, I'm straight, I just can't believe that Pornhub would try to convert me.  Where's my retinol? It's like. Honey, you had gay face. You've always had it. Gay face. Gay face. Suck a dick. We know you want to. It's in the smile. It's in the eyes. You know it when you see it. It's deadpan obvious. Fuck deadpan. Okay. And that's been another episode of Not Well. Please give us a call at 614-721-5336. 614-721-5336. And if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. So does that cancel the episode? We've said a lot of mean things.  Uh, probably then. Okay. Thank you. I'm Bobby and I'm Jim. I'm like, my stomach hurts too. I think I got to poop. I know something's happening. I'm feeling a grumble too. Yeah. Like maybe it's just time to eat. Um, okay.