If We Were Straight, We Would Probably Be Homophobic

This week, Jim loses his shit and Bobby is obsessed with Saltburn. In the latest "Not Well" podcast episode, Bobby and Jim engage in a spirited discussion that seamlessly blends comedy with deep commentary on contemporary social and political issues. They address the complexities of gay culture, offering personal insights on dating and social dynamics. The episode's unique combination of humor and critical analysis makes it an engaging listen for those interested in a comedic yet thoughtful exploration of current events, societal challenges, and personal stories. This episode is particularly notable for its candid discussion of cultural conflicts and religious interpretations, presented with the podcast's signature edgy humor.


[00:02:36] Slavery and the Civil War.
[00:05:12] Homophobia and Chick-fil-A.
[00:07:26] The Bible's creation myth.
[00:11:38] Gay phrases and stereotypes.
[00:14:30] Pronouns and misgendering.
[00:19:31] Pubic hair is back.
[00:22:09] Cannabis legalization efforts.
[00:24:00] TikTok stars and influencers.
[00:27:38] Online dating is out.
[00:29:34] Grooming children in church.
[00:35:19] Ins and outs of 2024.
[00:37:09] Picky eaters and racist eating.
[00:40:57] Are vests fashionable?
[00:43:46] Boyfriend dick and size perceptions.
[00:50:05] The dick with the hole.
[00:52:47] Zoomers equal Boomers.
[00:54:38] Gen Z and Zoomer Boomers.
[00:57:15] Millennials ruling the world.
[01:01:04] Funneling tax dollars to corporations.
[01:03:03] Genocide in Palestine.
[01:06:28] Who cares about Chick-fil-A's Sunday policy?
[01:09:41] Harming our pets for longevity.
[01:13:24] Saltburn movie recommendation.

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This week on Not Well, we talk about bad politicians, serial killers, and salt burn, dickholes and where they're located. We talk about why this country fucking sucks. We talk about being feral online. We talk about being misgendered in And we also just kind of go off on basically everything. So get ready for this wild ride. And more on Not Well. Well... Okay, well, God bless it. Bonjour. Bonjour. Je m'appelle Bobby. Je m'appelle Jim. We're drinking French wine. Welcome to NotWell. Bienvenue. Bienvenue Oh, honey. Honey. Non, do not spill. It's Christmas is over. I know, but not in my heart. All I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building. to peacefully and patriotically make your Coming up on the insurrection. We can put down our Christmas and put up our American flags and rebel flags and also our Trump flags and our Trump dolls. Do you can I just say something? Do you understand how dumb on you do like Ted Cruz is lately? They are. He wants to. He goes, we weren't the party that ended or we were the party that didn't like slavery. I'm like, you understand there was a major shift in You're like, no, you're not. And that's what I was like. Nikki Haley just said that the Civil War So which party was she? Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley held a town hall in New Hampshire last night and answered questions from voters. But there's something she did not mention that's making headlines this morning. The former governor and U.N. ambassador was I mean, I think the cause of the Civil War was basically how government was going to run, the freedoms and what people could and couldn't do. Yeah, literally. She's like, and then she's like, they were trying to trick me. And you're not even saying one thing like, well, slavery was obviously a big issue They lied about the issue. There wasn't for years and years to pretend like it wasn't slavery. Well, at the end of the day, it's capitalism. I remember when I was in grade school, they would be like, oh, it's states rights. That's literally what my teacher in history taught me in seventh grade. And I was like, but which state? Right. And he was like, well, primarily slavery. I'm like. So slavery, we don't need to be like, it's state's rights. It wasn't fucking state's rights. There was only one right that they wanted, And then Boebert and her tweet that was like, why It was like something I'm like. Immigrated from Africa if they didn't want to be slaves. It's Lauren Boeber, it makes you feel like you're making fun of a mentally handicapped person. Like, Lauren, I don't, you're not, honey. You're kind of stupid, babe. Honey. Babe. She's switching districts, by the way, because she only won by less than 500 votes. And so she's going to another more conservative district. It's like, yeah, I'm just over all of that, to be honest. And then our little ladybug, you heard his latest fight? No, what is it? Chick-fil-A. Okay, so New York City's making it mandatory that Chick-fil-A needs to stay open on Sundays. Oh my God. I don't really know. They're going to pass a law that says you have to be open a certain amount of time if you're commerce in New York City or something. Makes sense. So they're like, we aren't gonna let these Democrats do this. He must not be getting fucked as much ever since that Senate office building video got released. Yeah. Poor little ladybug can't bottom in I mean, she is like posting shit every day about about fucking Chick-fil-A. The bottom line is, conservatives are tolerant. We are, you know, kind of get out of your business. You leave me alone, I'll leave you alone. It's time to push back. I'm sure this is a publicity stunt, but the idea that the state of New York is going to make a company, change its policies ahead from its founding, they want to have one day off with employees to recognize the Lord. And they can do it. And to the people in New York who are pushing this, you're in It's just the perfect example of how America tries to distract us with culture war issues. Right. And it's not even like And I'm like, and do you know how much time he's devoting to this? Well, that's kind of my thing. He's not talking about any important issue. It's Chick-fil-A being open I mean, can you imagine being so homophobic against yourself? Don't come out you don't ever get married and then you defend a homophobic Chick-fil-a it's like and Dan Cathy's watching He's the fucking owner. That's the one that donated to all the fucking anti-lgbt shit I was like I just know that they fund groups that go to Uganda to prop up the anti-gay laws there I just can't understand like I just don't understand why people want to put so much time and effort into things that aren't really relevant like it's not relevant Like, when people are like, we're gonna go do a mission trip and teach people, you need to learn about God. It's like, why do you care so much? I guess because it's, they brainwashed them into thinking that Everyone has to know, you have to spread the word. You gotta spread, Jesus said to spread the word. It's like, no, actually, Jesus probably didn't say any of that shit. His followers, just random men who wanted power, wrote a bunch of books about this man named Jesus. They could write whatever they wanted. They could make him say whatever they wanted to say. They wrote it later. They didn't write it in real time. It's not an actual recording. It's just something that someone wrote later after Jesus died. So, no, Wait, and also, who wrote the Old Testament? Random It was a different author for every book. It's bullshit. And it changed so many times. The Apocrypha, all these different books that are no longer in the Bible, because throughout the past 2,000 years, the Catholic Church would remove one, put one in, no, this book is no longer canon, put this other book in. They flip-flopped with all these books. Based on society, kind of, it seems like. Over 2,000 years. And then they were like, this is the Bible. And it's like, look, it We're gonna make sure there's tons of slavery in this version so we can make sure we keep our The Bible is the biggest crock of shit that has ever existed. And people will look at it and be like, it's in the Bible. I'm like, the Bible can have whatever you want in it. Literally, the churches could tomorrow be like, this book doesn't jive well with us anymore. We're gonna get rid of this book. It's not God's word anymore. It's just something that a follower of God wrote. But we're gonna put this book in. We No imagine being alive and before like the Bible I guess per se and be like, how do we get here? Oh, well, there must be something up. Let's write a story That's what happens a man He like made us and every society has their own creation myth and this particular group came up with this little garden and a fucking tree with an apple on it and decided that's the story they're gonna stick by and It's really kind of embarrassing. It's made up. And you really, really think it's funny. And people are like, it's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and Eve. I'm like, that is made Hi, do you remember how he got treated? First of all, if you want to, like, if it was real. Oh, if it was real, we read through it. It's awful. Eva's a Eva's hate it. I mean he's like you're gonna make we're making childbirth painful for you because you ate an apple We'll make your children and we made you out of men will make you suffer. You That's a Bible Wow Whoa girl fuck make sure you call six one four seven two one five three three six nobody calls us email us She's not doing so I thought we had one last week that we didn't all the sudden sniffy's top top choice It's Cute boy, Bobby. Cute boy, Jim. Hello. I have a question for you. Why do I always fucking sing on these? Anyway, how do you feel or what are your thoughts on the whole like animal tribe to gate culture like bears, otters, things like that? Is it weird? Yeah. Like if straight people did it, would we be like, that's fucking weird. Absolutely. Yeah. Or what are your thoughts on it? Also, my second question is, what do you feel like gay culture has ruined for you personally or society? Like I was just having a talk with a friend and we were saying how like he can't even think of like a bear or an otter without thinking of gay people because gay culture ruined it for him or whatever. Or like strawberry daiquiris and like fruity drinks is now considered a gay thing. I don't know. But anyways, I love to hear you guys' opinion. Thank you for answering that weird question last week, too, by the way. I really respect y'all. I really, really respect y'all. I love y'all. Keep Thank you, Thatcher. Thank you, Thatcher. Once again, Thatcher. Do you know what I just had a thought of? Well, first of all, make a wish. Did it go? Okay. Did you even wish? You just seemed to blow. Yeah, I wished. Okay. No, I just thought I was like, what if Thatcher's like a serial killer and we've just been talking to this whole time and the police come to us and they're like, what's your interaction with Thatcher like? Have you ever like directly talked back to him? And we're like, no, we just get messages from him and we answer questions. And I think maybe because we watched Saltburn that we're all like a little bit on edge. Then why are we talking? Okay, nevermind. So we can't even say he's a serial killer? Or maybe I feel like he could be? I think he just really likes the show. And that's probably all it is, but I'm just saying if we both had the thought, we could probably share it and it's fine. So, okay, whatever. No, we can keep it. Let's get back on track. What if he is? What if I am? Wow, I'm at I'm gonna have a lot of interrogation is I don't want to deal with like I'm gonna just tell the police Like I plead the fifth like I don't fucking know who he killed who thatcher No, you or me if you're like, they're gonna be like spider. They're like you saw him once a week What what Did he talk about this and i'm gonna be like, uh, I don't know Did he talk about going into new orleans and getting being a whore because that's where he's gonna You really order on the dance floor You're gonna get murdered on the dance floor. Honestly, that hole's gonna get murdered I There's gonna be some hot, burly straight guys down there for a good time, and Honestly, this little type, this little, oh, I gotta get our shirts made. Like, I do. I just wanna say that there are so many things gay people do that if straight people did it, we would call cringe, and we would say, we would make fun of it. Like, all of our dumb phrases, like, yeah, say! Like, if any straight guy kept saying phrases like that and just screamed, we would be like, what the fuck? We would literally look at them and be like, oh god, you poor thing, you straight, you little straight. But they do kind of. I would walk around, if I were straight, I would probably walk around and be like, this fucking faggot. Like, I would be homophobic if I were straight. You would be. You would absolutely. I'm already homophobic. Yeah, you kind of are already. You're fatphobic, homophobic. I do agree that I think there are a lot of things we do that are like bears, otters, wolves. If a straight guy started saying like, yeah, you know what I am? I'm a falcon. I'm a jock. Women call me a falcon. They're jocks, geeks, preps. But they don't call themselves that. Yes, they do. Oh, really? I've never heard that. Freaks, emo. I've heard zero people So you're saying they don't They don't self-identify We have gays walking around who self-identify a certain way and that's it. Like I'm one of the girls. I'm a Broadway girl I know every tune. I'm a bear. I'm a big burly bear or you have I'm a I'm a fat So I got a cannonball like the straight guys do not do Yeah, and I think it's also they don't stems from like I Obviously, We have to have communities, and I get it. I'm not blaming gay people. I'm just saying if straight people did it, yes, we would be like, that's I have an uncle who would be a pterodactyl. I know exactly. He's tall, gangly. He does marathons. Yeah, like super skinny. You can see his veins when he runs. Yeah, his wings. So my uncle would be a pterodactyl, but he wouldn't know he wouldn't say he is I mean, I think it's cute or whatever, but it's gone too far mainstream Like I think it was more of an underground kind of a thing at first It was nice when you had like different clubs, but now they're like, oh, it's a bear bar Yeah, and There's little like 22 year old twinks running around It's not a daddy Now. That's like the big thing. That's gonna be on one of my ends this really yeah Okay, well, what are the other people ruined? Honestly thing. Yeah, I would say it kind of goes on that same vein though I think it's not necessarily gay people. I would go ahead and like clump in some queers into this. Yeah, it's all yeah it's this whole like it's Yeah. No, it's like ridiculous. Like you didn't have to be this dramatic. Like, honestly, if you want to make such a big deal out of it, we wouldn't be where we're at right now. And I While he's talking, you're talking. You just misgendered me Okay. Multiple times. Both of It wasn't intentional, but if you want to take it personal, that's also... She did do it intentionally twice. You said she and then you said he. You're being condescending, and if you want to continue, I have full authority to escort you out the building right this moment if you want to play that game with me. Would you like to continue I'll just put this on I First love that response right there was that's all it is. He might have been a gay, too He sounds like it, but he's like I'm not the one Don't come at me with your fucking pronouns and bitch at me because I usually I'll have authority escort you I really don't mind and the three days for Christmas the man's like I Okay, fine. I'll put my map like I don't get out. It's just for me Why do you think a stranger gives a fuck about your pronouns like stop right? It's not that they're misgendering you It's that you have a five o'clock shadow male male pattern baldness and you sound like a man That's the only reason they're calling you he him. It's not because they're intentionally being like I I'm gonna call him him. Like, no. It's probably because you're presenting as a man. Who gives a fuck? It's a stranger. It's someone you're interacting with. Like, in a few years it'll probably be a robot or a computer screen where you're pressing on something. But right now it's a human. Why do you care? You respect me. I'm Gen Z. Well, it's like that clip that we found of the person who was recording themselves, I have no fucking clue, at the restaurant. But it's a setup. You know it's a she. I said she, it's ma'am, not sir. I told the other employee, it's sir. I called before and specifically asked for you guys not to misgender me as your dad. Oh, this person getting a minimum wage who's a server and hates their fucking lives and is hungover I'd be like, ma'am, get your fucking phone away. Ma'am, leave the restaurant. Ma'am, you can get out. I don't really care what your It's different if it's like your friend and your friend knows that you respect them and you want them to use certain That's in your circle. That's in your circle. out in the real world, I don't give a fuck. I don't wanna start walking around with buttons and little stickers on saying everyone's pronouns, so I have to look down at your shirt first and be like, he, oh, sir, oh, sorry, ma'am, what's that ma'am? Some of them use all three. I mean, it's just like I get it. I don't I understand it It's your identity, but you can't expect other people to constantly change their lives for you Especially if you're a stranger if you're a stranger if it's your close circle. Yeah, they should respect you but You So it's on you It's a problem for me because I have to end up explaining myself and not myself But like some people you have to protect other people so I feel like I have to explain for other people So I don't get it though and we're like, I don't really get it I'm like, I don't yeah, I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm like, well I do like I get it but I'm just gonna let you know like people I was talking last night at work to someone of goodwill a very Nice, straight guy, two kids, a wife. He played soccer in high school and I think college. So fucking hot. But anyways, he literally told me, he's like, no, yeah, I'm really trying, but it's still a struggle. I'm like, that's okay. It's a struggle for everyone. And he was like, he's like, sometimes I just don't understand, like, am I offending people or if they're going to get mad at me if I do something wrong? And I'm like, yeah, because we have people on TikTok who are calling straights out and calling other people out for misgendering. You have this shit, like you're at a Delta counter trying to rebook your flight and you're worried about your pronouns. Rebook your flight and sit the fuck down. Stop causing a scene. And then you're filming it. Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? I don't care. I can't tell you how many times I've walked around and I've been like, this person is clearly homophobic. They don't like me. They don't like my nails. They don't like I'm a he they whatever. I don't care about that. I just want to get the task done. I'm like, can you help me do this task? I don't care how you feel about me or my personal life or the fact that I have a husband. Just do the tasks that you're assigned to do. Thank you. That's all. Let's move on. But right now we have people who are trying to make a scene and make a name for themselves because someone's misgendered them. Oh no. But it's like that's the part and then that's like making my friend who is of goodwill and wants to be respectful feel worried Panicked about interacting with people like us because he's like, oh no So like if I get it wrong if I get it wrong, are you gonna record me and cancel me online? Yes, stop doing it. That's what stop doing it Stop caring if someone misgenders you move on if it's not your close circle that is out for 2023 being misgendered 2024 I don't even know the year. I'm pissed. Okay. Wow. All right. Okay. So yeah, I'm worried. Don't be worried. I know you kind of almost like got me earlier. You're like, we don't have to talk about it. I'm like, well, we have I have a list and you sent me a list that I thought was funny But then I was like, I'm gonna try to come up with your own and I kind of asked some people pulled some gays Ends so 2024 what's gonna be in this year? Okay. Okay. So my list is as follows Okay, Barry Keegan, and he was Oliver in Saltburn. Hey, man Pubic hair It really is. I'm tired of this. Like I'm looking down and I'm like, I don't want to get hair in the teeth, but when I'm blowing you, but like, I don't, I want a little hair. You gotta be Right. Sorry. And that's, so that's not going to be a big thing again. Like people are calling that pubic hair is in, um, Kroger delivery, but only on the Kroger truck. So if you don't know about this, you can get Kroger to deliver. You pay My mom told me. Oh, it's like wait what you can you don't have to get expensive Whole Foods or Amazon or fucking giant eagle shit You can just get your Kroger Plus card babe, and you're good to go So and you can like follow the deals like I only shopped off the fucking deals and then I saved so much money Matt went to Kroger last time he was like I had a coupon for this coupon for this coupon for this but when you go to the store for me I lose track and I'm like oh I can take this and then when I'm on the cart it's $300 it's Okay, I got like four days supply, but that's what it feels like till I'm I literally planned for four meals. So, okay Good gypsy rose Which she got really she got released. You know what? What's the show or movie? I need to watch on her I just know I know her story, but I never watched it on Hulu. It's now is it like a documentary or It's a okay. So someone's playing her. Yeah. Okay. I want to see it's really interesting cuz you're like, what the fuck? It's bad for her. Okay. Yeah, it's terrible Supposedly, this is what somebody said Facebook is back in that the younger generation Now, it does have a lot of features that I could see why. I mean, think I could try that out. Apparently, TikTok dances are coming back. Yeah, they got a... Okay, they were in at the beginning of the pandemic, then they got out the past two, three years, and then... Now, apparently, they're coming back in. Good. Good. Okay. I'm doing the chicken dance, I think. I don't know what I was doing. Cannabis. I think that's going to be a big topic this year. Countrywide, worldwide, this Biden's going into an election year like he knows he needs to make it legal federally because like well It's already starting or at least de-schedule it We're all traveling with it on the airplanes Ohio just passed it as a law that it's legal. So yeah, okay, but semi-glutide because obviously I Do you know what? I think that I think we're getting some newer ones that are gonna be in and I think some of glutides out Really of the side effects you're not getting any but no but some people a lot of people do I mean There's like 10 to 20 percent of people that can't but there's some newer ones Yeah, I know. I have two friends who started it and they're like, do you want my supply? I'm like why you spent like $400 on it. They can't do it It's cuz they wanna Matt's sister didn't lose any weight on it. She did it for six weeks and So I'm like, what is she eating? You know what I'm saying? I'm like, what did you, or what did you buy? Or what did you buy? I was like, you should lose weight. I lost six pounds in the first week. Like, yeah, where did she get it? Literally. Okay. You know what I'm saying? And my last thing for the ends for me is, well, this was the group talked about homosexual Have you seen the whole Z-Way? Yeah, I saw that. He's like, I'll be back. I feel like I like him better if he would just shut the fuck up He'd be annoying still. Right. But I'm feeling like maybe I do feel in two years he'll be a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race and he'll be like, I'm a Democrat. Literally, he'll he'll he'll flip. He'll Girl, so not necessarily him is in but but like his personality him being a homosexual out in public is in I love it Okay, do Okay, so you want me to just keep going then? Yeah, keep going, honey. Okay, the outs. I put TikTok stars because I feel like a lot of influencers and like everyone's being homie famous. We're tired of it. I don't think it's happening anymore. Yeah, we're done with the influencer and the influencers, especially the male ones on TikTok. They're their nudes are all out now. Like they're all doing only fan style things like They're not even like hot to follow. It's not like they have anything of value to say other than their bodies and faces. And now you can see the full body and face and it's like, okay, next, go on Twitter and next, right? It's like, next. So yeah, influenced our I was just way more attracted to you before I saw you naked. I'm in Florida. I mean, yeah, honey, it's been out for years I'm like when I have friends like constantly I have friends I'm like, why? Why are you going there? I feel like well manners is the only thing that gets a pass there I really even then you remember going there, but it's like it's not like there It's like all gay, but like Florida in general just sucks. Yeah, He might not be in for some of you. I don't even know if he was ever in but like I'm sorry like Taylor Swift fans The whole thing's out She's more carbon emissions to go visit him at his football games and most people use in like five years of their lives like it's horrifying like Travis Kelsey out out Trump out. Yeah, it's still a mandatory like I'm honestly I can't wait for him to die same at the point where I'm like I know he whips up a frenzy now and everyone's like Trump's ruining the country Trump Trump Trump. It's like guys go away gonna die like you realize he'll be gone and then in 10 years What are we gonna say now like? This is just America. Trump just happens to be riding Who's next? You want to make fun of Biden, but he has to stand on these pads now to not I know. They're literally the same. They're exactly the same. Britney Spears sanity apparently on tick-tock. She is absolutely batshit. Yeah, but that's kind of the Iowa caucus out It's dumb. Every time I'm in my car and NPR is on, they're like, the first primaries are just weeks away. I'm like, it's December. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, I don't give a fuck about next November. So you're telling me I'm like the next, these Iowa caucus bullshit things, they don't matter. Like Iowa is a very white, rural state. It does not represent America. So I don't care what Iowa is saying about whichever Republican they want. It doesn't matter. It's so bad. It doesn't matter like I just and that's why the Democrats were like I was not first anymore We're going to South Carolina, which is a better mix because there's actually minorities in South Carolina. Yeah, like Iowa Anyways, well said well said next what I also want to throw in that a little like yeah part a Pollsters and polls. I think it's all bullshit. I've never been asked to be polled. I've never been polled never It seems like they're finding these people like you're nearly 40 and you've never been asked right and you live in a swing state I think It looks like it's 58% Hillary was winning all the polls Red wave in 2022. No pulse. Didn't happen. Like, the polls False. Online dating. This was what somebody said. That's out. I mean, I think... It is. I'm done. I can't tell you how many female friends I have who are like, I've been through all of Hinge. I've been through all of Bumble. I've been through all of... I'm like, right, because it's not real. You have to actually meet the people in person. That's the problem. You've been through all of it. You probably swiped left on so many people that you would have liked in person, but you swiped left because of one picture or one comment on their thing. Do you know how imperfect people are? No. My husband and I'm like if I told him like if we met today I'm not sure we would be together and it's not because I think he's a bad person now or then it's just a fact of like Everything depends on the moment everything depends on the moment time right now when you're swiping through this dating app You might be a different place in a month. So like don't say you've been through everyone and like I hate online dating It doesn't work. Nothing works. Nothing works. Nothing fucking works. And if you're not making it right, so if you're not able to get to work, I'm concerned about your long-term future, because long-term, you We both know people who are perpetually single and complaining about it online and in person. And let me tell you, there's a reason you're single. It's because you're not willing to compromise, because you think you're perfect, because you don't want to admit your faults. It's time to move on. If you want to date someone, you have to compromise. Online bottoming Out out out fully out. I've actually seen a lot of people on reddit being like I hate being a bottom now Good all these straight straight all these tops Like they don't understand like the prep for it really Or or the possibility of failure or like you're fucking someone and then It's not fun. It's not fun. I don't hate it. I don't even really I'm gonna admit this recently. I don't really give a fuck about topping like I Yes. I mean they're like not actually exciting things Yes, like I want to Dom someone sometimes getting my dick into a wormhole is not really what turns around but what turns me on is Being secretive and and or like, you know, yeah, exactly naughty things. Okay, I Grooming children in church by fear and gaslighting. I'm tired It's out and I'm calling it out now recently It's myself. I'm like so at church. What do they say to you about this? Like just ask questions because when you realize how they groom you and how they groom the children they groom in elementary school They're standing for the pledge. They're seven years old. They're seven years old and you're telling them like your body is disgusting. Your body is disgusting. And God is looking down on you in shame. And you're in trouble. It's like, oh, wait, what? Like when we tell little kids like they can't run around the house naked and they're in their own home. Why? Why is that a problem to be naked? I don't really is a it's only a problem for the adults who think it's a sexual thing to be naked But that's because that's where your head is so that's where your head is but for children. It's not it's literally nudity should not Yeah, I know. I know this is a problem where I'm like, why is nudity bad? But then you go to the rec center and you're allowed to see like old men walking around naked all the time or you know these same people that are saying no to nudity or also have children pictures about 150,000 of them and I'm It's like it's like a pastor in a church and they like Yep, like you just Cleveland. I'm like all of Cleveland Oh Responding with lol You aren't laughing There's literally no one laughing So I responded with LOL because I do it too. We're all guilty of responding with LOL. First of all, it's basically for me now. It's like K. It's a new K. It's the new LOL is the new K LOL. I'm like, I need you to describe how you're laughing. Like what's like throwing up on the floor laughing. I No, I'm never. Well, you might be with a Zimbig. Depends I prefer a long ha ha ha instead of lol I'm throwing out there cuz like the length of the ha ha ha may be real I'd rather it's the dead skull, but I'm sure the Gen Z's probably writing that one out the dead emoji. Yeah, I love it They're like dad is gone. It's like you're gone, honey. It's like actually you guys are gone The saying I'm kidding after you say something true. No, you're not kidding I think we need to be a little bit more ballsy. I think we need to be a little bit more Sorry, you're I'm just just kidding. No, it's true in for 2024 for me on my list was like real and this was rough honesty with yourself and other people I I want you to be honest with what you can and can't do, with what you can and can't tolerate, and your opinions of other people. Just let them know, because it will solve so many problems if you tell someone that you find annoying that you actually don't want to spend time with them. Just let them know, because they might keep asking, and every time they ask, you're like, oh fuck, I have to make up an excuse. You You don't have to hang out with drug addicts and try to be their savior. You don't have to do these things. Are you calling me Not attacked, but it's honest. You don't have You don't have to rescue people. You don't And it's harder. And let me tell you, it's also harder because I'll be the same one saying, I'm kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not fucking kidding. You don't usually I'll share a story and maybe Matt won't like hearing this, but no, he will. He won't mind. He knew it was true. Yeah. So, you know, Christmas was a weekend. We went to my fucking grandma's on Friday. Saturday, I had to go goddamn shopping for several things. And Then Sunday was Christmas Eve. We went to Matt's family, which we had to drive to New Lexington an hour and some away. And their Christmas Eve celebration started at 7 p.m. Yeah, 7 p.m., because they had to go to church at five or whatever, the fuck, 6 p.m. I'm like, Matt, we can't have Christmas Eve in another city starting at seven. Like, I'm already tired at seven, it's dark out, it's winter, but that's, besides the point, it's not their fault, we had fun there. Okay, so we come back, Christmas Day, we wake up, we open our presents, we then have to drive to my family's, which was worth it because it was a great Christmas Day at my parents', we were there for like seven, eight hours, whatever. And Penny got to come, so it was fine. Then during Christmas day, Matt gets a call from his mom and dad saying, hey, we were going to go visit your aunt and uncle in Toledo tomorrow. So the day after Christmas, after doing four days of busy shit, driving here and there and shopping and all that. I'm supposed to go to Toledo on Tuesday. And I told him I can't. I said, I'm too tired, Matt. And I work the next day at 7 a.m. Like, I can't spend five hours in the car on Tuesday going to visit your aunt and uncle. I said, FaceTime me when you get there. And it was great. Like, they actually loved it. And they're really nice. I can't wait to visit them. But I told Matt, I said, let's just visit them on a weekend. OK, so, yeah, be honest. That's in for 2024. Be honest with yourself and other people. I agree. And now we're getting to the point where it's like late. I don't know how we talked this long, but I have a lot of OK, so that's the ins and outs of twenty twenty four. Send us And I want to know if you know people like this because I met someone at Matt's. You probably do. I met someone at Matt's family Christmas on Christmas Eve, and it's his like nieces. Boyfriend or husband. I can't really tell because his family is all kind of like non-traditional and just like fucking random people and having kids with random people but the girl goes oh We're not to find something for my boyfriend to eat Matt's niece and I said, okay Well, he can have like, you know, he won't eat the tacos cuz Matt's mom we had tacos on Christmas Eve It was that they tasted great though. Like to be honest, it's a weird thing, but they tasted kidding. I I'm kidding. No, it was very fucking weird. Yeah, but his mom made me fake ground beef, which was like super cool She's never I've always had to bring it and I even brought it this Christmas Eve I was like, I just had to put this in the skillet. She's like I made you fake me I was like Matt's mom was above and beyond. That's awesome. But anyways his Matt's nieces boyfriend Doesn't eat ground beef. So I was like confused. I'm like, okay Well, he can have some of my fake ground beef and she goes the niece goes No, no, he's not vegetarian. He's just more kind of a chicken nuggets type of guy So we have a picky eater picky eaters Picky eaters can't need to jump off a cliff like ancient Sparta Like you are the weak link and everything if you're a picky if you're an adult go You're still worried about eating tomato sauce or you know, whatever it is No, no, like you can't eat ground beef You're Chicken nuggets is his app- Yeah, Honestly, my whole life. I had a cousin who only ate white foods. So like at Thanksgiving, she would have a roll, mashed potatoes, plain turkey, no gravy, because it was brown. And that was it. Now that seems It's racist eating. Speaking of eating, this past week, I've had a question. Well, you just hate eating because you're on a drug. We know you love eating. Um, I'm kidding. So I have been buying this. My friend suggested this and I tried it out and it's actually great because I love getting bagels and cream cheese, but I hate that cream cheese doesn't last that long in the fridge. And I hate that if you get a, if you get six bagels and you get tired of bagels, they don't last that long. Correct, so you can't finish six fucking bagels unless like now other people are helping you Yep, because after three days in I'm sorry They're a lot. It's a lot of dough. They get hard one day And that's why I go to Stoffs and get a fresh bagel if I want one, because I don't want to buy a fucking bag of 12 bagels from Costco and let them sit there. So what I've been trying is you buy a good bread, and then you toast it, and then you spread Laughing Cow cheese on the bread, like it's cream cheese, and then you put salt, pepper, and a little herb seasoning, and it's like an everything bagel. But what I'm wondering is, is Laughing Cow to you a fat girl snack? Have you ever had laughing now? Yeah, I've heard of it. Um, did you have any friends in your life And let's describe them, right? They might've been chubby. Just Growing up for me, laughing cow was only eaten by the fat girls and my spring cheese as well. String cheese, diet Coke. And you, because it's low calorie. And I realized why, like one laughing cow wedge, it's Same exact thing. Where they're like, I want cheese. And they know it's only 20 calories. So they're like, I'll just have a laughing cow as a snack. And all my fat girlfriends growing up always ate No, we know they can't they have like five of they would have like at lunch They would pull out like four or five from their bad. It's only 20 and I'm like 68 calories I'm adding it up and I'm like you may as well be in like a real piece of cheese that actually tastes good right because here I am doctoring it up with like salt pepper and like these herbs from Penzi's which I love but So I just didn't know so that's the same experience like yeah for you. So yeah, it's like that cranberry juice There's certain things that just like only like our chubby chubby girls do like cranberry juice which Matt's been buying which is filled with sucralose and aspartame which I'm like I think I'd rather you have just a small glass of cranberry juice. I think they keep us fat by making these diet products to trick us into thinking, no, it's low calorie, but it's filled with fucking chemicals that make you crave it more or make you eat other things more or make your metabolism slow down so you can't lose weight. I don't believe that this diet culture is real. They've done studies where they show whole milk, whole cheese, full fat butter, all this stuff is better for you than low General being on semi-glutide, right? It's changed my so if I had one coke a day like even one just one coke Yes, it's probably better Yeah, or more or if you don't eat a big lunch And you don't have snacks all afternoon, and then you eat one piece of pizza with real cheese on it. Mm-hmm You're still losing weight. Oh because Also, I've been looking at the macro thing, and that's actually where it's at, in my opinion. Macros are in for 2024. They're in. They're in. They're in. I hate them. I hated them, but My Finest Pal does it pretty well. I know. It's where I can get close. Honey. Also, Okay. Now, this is something about Christmas gifts that I realized. I got this for my parents, and I just want to know what you think. I wanna know, do Now do you wear them? In like Colorado, Utah, Or when it's cold. So when it's freezing cold out. Yeah. But do people ever I think I look hot in a vest. I've seen people who look like tech bros Any vest. I don't wear like a vest like a Mr. Rogers like early. And that's my problem is what's the utility of a vest is. It's useless. But I see people and I'm like are you just trying to look like you're rich and you're like a financial advisor. And so you wear a vest when it's cold out and it's like little. You put your hands in your pockets you're like If it's not keeping you cold and you don't really look that great in it, why are we wearing? And a lot of people will zip them up and just look really fat in them. Cause it kind of like your arms are out and your arms look skinny, but then you have a big fat belly zipped up in a vest. I just don't, I don't like vest. I'm sorry. Like I got one for Christmas. I I don't think I'll ever wear it. Vestulas? I'm making that up. What's a vestula? What's the little thing you ride? A hover round? No. It's like a Vespa. A Vespa. I You know what? Vespa is like a fat girl like a lot of fun to ride But you don't want if your friends to see right you don't want to put that in your garage, right? You don't want to keep that and no offense to fat girls out there Like we don't give a fuck if you're fat. Look look at me. I'm kidding. I mean look so no you're not No, but we really I don't care if you're fat That's a dumb joke about Vespas and fat girls that Matt likes and he honestly if you're offended by us calling you a fat girl Yeah, you are obviously haven't listened to you have other problems like we don't give a fuck like we're all Like I mean no one cares here about being fat That's why we're not on some of glutide to Well, I have something Did you see on Twitter because Twitter's been our new thing now? I feel like has a lot of love which I want to start that the games are going they're fucking nuts right now There's something So there was this whole thing online, now all the influencers and all the OnlyFans guys are like, do I have Oh my God, I'm so glad you fucking brought this up. I'm seeing guys on Twitter with an 8-inch thick cock being like, boyfriend dick. That's not a boyfriend dick. No girl, no man, no they, them. No people want an 8-inch cock shoving up their asshole as they cry, being like, yeah, honey, I love it. It's not hot. It's not hot, it hurts. It's not hot for any hole. If a girl with a vagina who has to shove a baby out of it is going, yeah, 8-inch is really big. Like, yeah, vaginas are not that long. They're this. You don't need this to go into this. It doesn't add up. And it doesn't usually add up. It never does. It never does. I I wanna see an eight inch dick. If you have an eight inch dick and you live in Columbus, no, I wanna see it in person. I wanna see your dick and I wanna measure it because I Well, that's the other thing. There's a guy in the UK who has like a 10 and a half inch cock and that's like, Honestly, it's on record there as one of the biggest dicks in the UK. Yeah, like a top So these people who say like they're eight inches. I don't believe them. You're six like you're not Yeah, like there's a reason that global average is like five point two inches like Because eight inches is very well above average like eight inches is very rare Let me see it and I'm gonna measure it but I think It's like 10% of their measuring from the taint up and they're like It's fine like out of a group of ten guys Yeah, right of you would have averaged it. Uh-huh. One of you is really small won't be bigger ones insane Yeah, or you know one isn't I saw this, though, on Twitter, though. This whole boyfriend dick. It's going around. And I'm just so sick of these fucking people who just keep wanting to show their holes But this is something that, this is another thing that I think gay people have ruined. Dick pics. Because like, it used to be like a straight guy would randomly send a dick pic to a girl to try to get her attention and she would complain and be like, I didn't ask for this. And it's like, no, you fucking loved it. Shut up. Like, just shut up. I'm so tired of, they show all their friends, all their gay friends, like this guy just sent me a dick. I didn't even want it. And I'm like, You wanted it, you liked it. I will say, I feel like the straight guys... I prefer straight guy dick pics because gay guys will send dick pics for no reason. Gay guys will post on Twitter endlessly like, I'm so horny after the gym, I'm jerking off. It's all looped out, it's all cock ringed up. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not impressed. Like, none of us are impressed. Like, stop jerking off in the showers at the gym. You're holding up the shower for This is coming from somebody who did jerk off at the gym. So just keep that in mind me Yeah, we had a full converse. Well used to shower a lot in the gym You go shower sauna pool shower sauna pool shower. Do we not we just talked about last week. I didn't jerk off though I know but you still took a lot of time in the shower. I'm just saying I'm just I'm not joking bitch. This isn't 2024 yet. No I'm just kidding But I think gay people have ruined dick pics because it's no longer... But I think the straight men have now adopted it because I know that a lot of straight men now on Match.com, they just send their dicks to girls. Oh yeah, my cousin Heather gets them all the fucking time. All the time. For no reason. They'll send it and then they ghost her too. Like some people just want to send it and they're Now that's perverted and gross and you have to get their consent. Yes. This is all in parentheses and I'm rolling my eyes, but honestly, I'm like, send me a picture of you. I want all the dicks. I don't want to forget it, but okay. Save it in your mind because we have to bring this up. There's something about dicks that I've been seeing on Twitter that we have to talk about Oh my god, I can't wait Well, you know that there are some that are pretty some that are ugly and some that are just like they're they're like, whatever for me Last week you mentioned pilonidal holes and the cleft situation. Yep, underneath. First of all, I'm worried that I have a pilonidal. I'm worried that I'm at risk. You might. I looked at my hole yesterday before I got in the shower. Like I stood up on the shower. You could have. I stood up on the edge of I'm worried. Now you could have a sinus and it just never gets inflamed and you're good. That's the thing. I had it for so many years. I mean, I remember showing my dad when I was like 13 being like, I have this like extra hole or something. And he's like, I So it's like hereditary mixed with like- Can you look at mine? I'm not trying to show you my hole, but look at the top part. I'll Just make sure you're like cleaned, like there's no- It's very No, I'm really worried. Just show me the top cleft. Oh no, you Yeah, come close. Okay, now. Pull open your top part. I think that's probably just like normal wear and tear. I didn't see any sinuses. Yeah. So, but honestly, if that, if it does happen, you have got to, Here's my advice on that just so you don't freak out. Just always wash your asshole. But like, don't ever the problem is like I used to go like I do where I would go. I'm not gonna shower today. Oh, no, no, no. Every day it happens. But like, I'm not saying it's nasty that you don't shower. But Oh, no, I like rubbed the whole crack. I like go in the hole a little bit with the finger. And so I'm cleaning out because I don't know what I'm going Like if Matt's hungry, I've got to feed him. So I'm not. Feed me. OK. OK. I was just so nervous. Anyways, so what so what I'm worried about and I'm seeing on Twitter and I hate. I know exactly what you're going to Can I guess? This. Is it the dick with the hole in the It's even worse. That. What is that? What is that? Why is the hole in the wrong place? Yep, For me. And they pee like down. Yes. And I mean, just kidding. You're body shaming, you're We can't pick where our holes are on our penises. Yeah, but we can pick who's posting dick pics. That's something that you should be like, Just not mention and then like while you're having sex someone see if they notice and if they do you can say something But like if not, let it ride like they don't care, but I am gonna be like when you're force-feeding I'm gonna be like with that hole. What's that? Like I wouldn't post it is all I'm saying lower I think it's actually when it's under it is it's a genetic problem hypospadies, I've looked it up and they like That for me, that's one of my criteria for a pretty dick. When I'm rating a dick, first of all, is it cut or uncut, and how long is it? If it's uncut, how I've actually started like, can I say something? Yeah, let's rate them. Can I say something? This is gonna be news, this is breaking news. I'm not so against uncut dicks anymore. No, I'm not either, that's what I'm saying. I There's some really good ones. But what I would prefer is that the foreskin fully retracts when you're home. Or pull it back, just pull it back. People are like, well that's how it is. It's like, no you can make it like. All I know is that if when you're coming, it just dribbles out. No, no, that's sad. That's like, I love it. Are you okay? Topic up though, like these types This is also, and look at that, look at where that here, it doesn't look how tight that is. It looks like a sweater, like choking the neck. So like some It's not cuz your holes there. No, it's literally your dick is just not cute. It's not a cute dick And that's okay some people like I'm not I'm not gonna lie my naked body on the internet if I That's why we're I would just pull that down and I would get to work It would be fine. Like it would be fine. Like I'm not it would be fine It's just like when I'm looking at pictures I see like trying to if I see a hundred dicks and like 20 of them are like this They're gonna be in the bottom 20. Yeah bottom 20% So that's for me. The other thing I'm seeing on Twitter a lot, and this is going to Gen Z, which is a perennial pain in my ass, because they're just fucking boring. Like, I'm sorry, They have a different ideology, but they're the same. But they're the exact same, because they're like, we don't really like sex. Stubborn. And I'm like, yeah, you do. You all fucking do. Because the Boomers were fucking people in the closet all the time. They all fucked their secretaries. But then they acted like they were prim and proper at home. Same with the Zoomers. The Zoomers are like, we don't really like, I don't like people who have OnlyFans and all this. And we don't like sex. We don't fuck. it's just gross how all these people have kink at pride and everything we don't like kink at pride and i'm like listen zoomers fucking grow up we're tired of you yeah we're tired of you and i can just hear bubble butt 420 on the comment section on our youtube being like you guys sound like such old people and you're just criticizing everything and blah You're right. I don't give a fuck. We're not kidding. Zoomers equal I'm tired of it. It's a different time. They're not like they're not. It's almost like It's almost like worse. They are worse than boomers. Because they're accepting of everybody, but then they're so accepting, but they have rules. They're like, that's gross, I wouldn't do that, that's cringe. And I'm like, zoomers, listen, we're tired. So here's what they're listing online. You know how we talked about this before, where people are saying like, I'm so h-word today. Okay, so now, instead of just h-word, which is still a thing with these fucking zoomers, they're saying things like, I am so feral today, the men better watch out. Feral. I mean, I have used the term, I'm in heat, but I mean, okay. Oh, you have? Oh, honey, I'm in heat. I've used that before, but not now. Well, anyways, I guess you're just like the Zoomer Boomers. I'm calling them Zoomer Boomers from now on, by the way. I'm not saying Gen Z. Zoomer Boomer. Yeah, they are zoomer boomers like they're the exact same. Yeah, we're becoming like here's those old catty gays I know did you I get it when that sent me that video about the teachers and the talk Gen Z's fucked they have well Gen Z Raising kids is fucked. No, but the alpha alpha supposedly the gen alpha But I'm like, I don't it's Gen Z. Hi, it's called trauma. Yeah, it's not our fault. Our channel is literally uncontrollable. And I've met some of these kids because some of Matt's nieces and nephews are just fucking screaming all the time. And I'm like, what is going on? Go play with your fucking Christmas toys in the back. Yeah, it's always like some mental excuse like, well, they have a touch of ADHD and Like my stepson said that the other day. He was like, well, you know, I have ADHD. I'm like, no, you don't you don't you just don't fuck You don't want to focus very focused on what you want to be focused. I'm like my god I'm like wow you have ADHD, but you're somehow managing your life without medication or anything Like you're just going through life doing great people who really absolutely it's not ADHD People who think that when they're lazy they have ADHD. I'm like, you're just lazy lazy. I And this is not like shaming you for mental illness. There are people who actually have ADHD. And it's very noticeable. And And it's like, okay. Because they're the ones that are going to get you so frustrated because they're not following through with anything that they're saying. At all. Because they can't. But then there's the people who are just bad people and don't actually give a fuck and are lazy. And then they blame ADHD, diagnosed by no one other than themselves, who are like, Well, I have ADHD and I just didn't really wanna do that task. No, that's not ADHD, you were bored and lazy. Girl, you're just bored. We all have that then. I don't wanna go to work. I don't wanna do my job. That's actually a real comment. Do you wanna do your job? No. None of us wanna do this shit. Just because you don't wanna do this shit, you can't blame a mental illness that you don't have. I want to. I would love to. We should just start claiming It's the most overdiagnosed bullshit that I've ever seen, and these kids are running with it. The younger Gen Z and the Gen Alphas are going to be off the hook. Gen Alphas are going to be the ones that are off the hook. Off I think Alpha's gonna be wild. I don't think we're gonna be mad at them. They're gonna be like hippies. Like, I'm not gonna be mad at them. They don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck. And It's really sad because we're all, we're sliding up that chain. I'm noticing we're sliding And the problem they don't realize is that we're gonna still rule the world. Like, they think it's gonna fly, but we're not gonna let it. We're tired of it. As we get older, we're gonna have the grip. Wait Wait till I'm in a nursing home, and then claim you have all the. Wait till a millennial's in charge, okay? We've been through the trauma, we've been through the tragedies, we've been through the internet, we've been through, not the internet, we've been through come home when the light's on, we've been, all through it, okay? We And we're not gonna live till the climate disaster that you're gonna experience, and Well, that's something I'm kinda tired of too. And you know what? Goodbye. Like, it's all fake. Goodbye. Here's the thing. We all want to act like we're all these climate activists, but I'm hopping Literally, I drive my car around like it's like I care, but I absolutely care, but you can't present any better than the next person because We just shouted over each other, I love it. This is like old, Saturday is just our best, I'm sorry. Saturday. Okay, there's this recent trend with, I've seen this recent trend where basically conspiracy theorists, January 6th type people, MAGA faggots are trying to out famous celebrities and other people as trans. So they're claiming people like Margot Robey, Barbie, and they're claiming literally everyone, like Katy Perry. They're saying all these people are trans. And it's just like, Well, this is the same guy. No, they're not trans, you just don't like them because they're liberal. And by the way, I'm Because most liberal people are liberal except for Palestine. And they're like, fine, they're liberal, but then when it comes to like, we're sending, Biden just sent $150 million worth of weapons to Israel, bypassing Congress, which is controlled by Democrats, and they would not have supported this, But he bypassed Congress and 150 million dollars worth of weapons over to Israel to bomb children in Gaza And like these liberals aren't saying anything about it, but they're like I'm a liberal I'm like no you're just the exact same as Republicans like I don't really give a fuck you call yourself Democrats And it's like yeah Democrat. Okay great. I think I'm more of an independent at this point like no we are like the Democratic the Well, both parties are dumb. They both, every year, they approve a budget for the Pentagon that's basically a trillion dollars, but then tell us that they can't afford to figure They can't figure anything out except how to promote war. And Raytheon and Boeing and Lockheed Martin and all these companies are going to both parties and promoting both parties because they know that trillion dollar Pentagon budget is going to be wonderful The Pentagon can't pass an audit to save their lives. Well, we're penalized. I guess we had 300 million dollars that you gave us that we don't know where it went But then we get penalized down the road. You didn't pay your taxes last year. You owe the government $2,000 you don't pay it. You're going to jail penalty Penalty penalty the Pentagon doesn't have 300 million dollars. No one gives a fuck and no one Well, we better pass that budget again. We better come together as one bipartisan support We're gonna shut down if we don't the Democratic the Democrats and the Republicans are both trying to make everyone in America Argue over this culture war bullshit of like trans people in sport. They don't care. Oh Or The real stuff is they're funneling all our tax dollars to these corporations to make trillions in profit to keep wars going in other countries that we don't even know about. We don't care. We don't even get it. We're like, wait, the U.S. is in where? Wait, we have a base where? Wait, we're fighting like we're still in Somalia, fighting in Somalia. What does that have to do with anything? We're sending money to Israel so they can commit a genocide, but no one's talking about that. It's still going on. That's right. Secretary Blinken and Biden just sent another $150 million over to Israel yesterday. They bypassed Congress, which is the only body that's supposed to be giving This is a really good point that somebody else made. If we stick together, and I'm talking about everyone, not just one side or the other. So, for example, student loans, 9 million people didn't pay their first payment. And guess what the loan company said? Then I paid it off. Oh, you did? Yeah, I only have $1,000 left. Are you fucking kidding me? Well, I paid for a class. I never graduated. So Yeah. I wish I only had that left. But yeah, I thought I was like, oh, I have something due in December, even though it started in October. I didn't pay it. And this is the point. Nothing happened. They were like, they're literally Well, no, because nobody paid so they can't nobody's gonna pay it, right? So if nobody pays it, they don't have money to then do whatever the fuck they want to do. So if we all stick together, this is a small example, but like if we can somehow come together and not worry about the politics part of it, but like facts, maybe. And No, it's none of the media corporations are also interested in profit. Hi, they're paying. They are friends with the government people and lobbyists to make more money. They want to control us. And if we didn't care, like a batch, we should turn off. We should That's what's happened for me for Palestine. I'm like, we are watching it in real time, the genocide taking place on social media. CNN can't control it. Fox News can't control it. The U.S. government can't control it. They're like, no, they're not killing civilians. Israel's really trying to not kill civilians. And then we watch entire apartment blocks being blown up and crushed and the children being pulled out, the little babies hauled upside down, covered in dust and dead. And we're like, no, they actually are targeting civilians. And you're sending our bombs over there like you just did yesterday, Biden. So my favorite my point is what's the point of a Democratic president if that's what's happening with our money like oh, he's pretty Oh, he's pro LGBTQ. I don't give a fuck. I don't care if I'm married or not. It doesn't fucking matter to me Oh a trans girl can't play swimming in high school or college I don't give a fuck about that if our money under a Democratic president is going to blow up babies in another country Why should I give a fuck about trans athletes if that's what's happening with our money on this? If all of this is happening under a Democratic president that I'm being told, if you don't vote, everything's going to get terrible in America. No, it won't. We had eight years of George W. Bush. Nothing bad. Like what happened? Like we are still here. We're still standing. All of this is manufactured to make us feel worried. They're like, vote like your life depends on it. It doesn't depend on it. I can let you know half of American adults don't vote and nothing bad happens to them. They live their lives. So it's all pretend we're being lied to. Elections actually don't matter because the Supreme Court is controlled by hardcore far-right Republicans. So anything that we want to get elected and anything we pass in our Congress, even if it's all Democrat, even if the president's Democrat, the Supreme Court can strike down. I'm just letting you guys know you're being lied to. You need to check into it. I actually want to move. Our system is fine. I want to look like Scotland and that's and that's a real truth here We don't really have a democracy. No, it's all we have a republic. We love to say that we think we have a democracy We are not a democracy in America. No, we are not you're not we are controlled by nine unelected individuals on the Supreme Court We're we're controlled period were controlled by corporations because in 2010 under Citizens United the Supreme Court decided that corporations have the same rights as citizens, individual citizens. So corporations can contribute as much money as they want to the electoral process. Corporations are people is what they said. And we're dealing with consequences because we don't have the power that corporations have. We don't have billions of dollars to throw around in elections to say, we want this person, that person, and this person to get elected. And then they all get elected because, surprise, surprise, these corporations paid for all the commercials. These corporations paid for all the volunteer groups to go get out the vote. We don't have that power on an individual basis. Our democracy is a joke. The United States is a joke. Wake up people, we're not a free country. I'm not trying to say there's no hope, I'm just saying there isn't hope. I'm done. I really feel like both parties are the exact same. They just want to argue about different topics. Like you have Lindsey Graham and the Republicans arguing about, well, Chick-fil-A has religious rights. And then you have other people on the right, on the left side being like, well, we're Democrats. We believe in individuals' rights for hormones and trans rights. And it's like, we don't care about either. What is going on? Who really cares about either? Like, who the fuck cares if Chick-fil-A's not open on And I don't give a fuck if you want a sex change. I don't care who goes to Chick-fil-A anymore. You want to go to Chick-fil-A because they have good chicken? Go ahead. Oh, they're donating money to anti-gay corporations. Everybody is. Everyone does. No one really gives a fuck about gays. I mean, Pride's I mean, I give a fuck about gay because I What happens during corporate you see American Eagle and Abercrombie marching with like had the biggest? largest like group right But who's Walmart the Walton family down in fucking Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas. They don't give a fuck about They need us to go to Walmart. Oh my god was there we could go to Walmart Here's what I want to say. Yep. This is why I feel like I need to be a corporation and If you can't beat them, incorporate yourself. Yeah, join them. If you can't beat them, join them. So not well is now a online retailer or an hour. I know I like it. No, I'm just done with the country. My sundry is. My sundry is veterinarians. I feel like they're fake. I feel like most vets don't really do a lot. And I think that we could just give injections of vaccines to our dogs if we wanted to or not. But a lot of times you take your dog to the vet, nothing happens. They're like, they're doing great, and that's $300. And these heartworm and flea medications we could just buy online. So I'm not sure why I have to go to a vet for that or get a prescription. Yeah, like for example, I take my dog to go grooming I want to know what anal glands are and I want to know express Can you express No Well, I see them like rub their asshole. I see them rub their asshole on the carpet But I'm wondering can I just do it myself and not pay $10 every time I take my dog grooming. Oh Do Your dogs should be able to do it to themselves. What do they do? When Well, I think she does that, but it's like, but every dog that goes to grooming, they say this happens to every dog. But why? I think the groomers are making it up. They're like, I'm like, so what happens Literally, this is the part that I'm trying to say. I'm like, what did we do 70 years ago? Did we really take our dogs to groomers every month and make sure they're trimmed up and their anal glands were expressed? We probably just cut their hair when it got too long with scissors and we probably, I Can I just make a comment? It's controversial and it's it's not my sundry, but I am with a doctor. OK, but sometimes I feel like it's all made up. Yeah, they Depends on the most of them. They don't they're like you have a cold. It's my role knowing about You're like But this is also that was $200 this also goes back to the fact that we don't have universal health care Yeah, if we did we would go and be like, oh, okay, I get worse I'll come back to I know I did nothing I'm on that health savings And they did nothing. But when I have a dog, I'm seeing animals where people are like, oh yeah, my dog has cancer, we're doing chemo. And I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute. You're paying $6,000 for chemo for your dog, your dog that has no idea what's going on, your dog that is tired from having cancer, but now you're giving it chemo and it's in pain, it's feeling tired and weak, and doesn't want to eat because it's throwing up and nauseous and has diarrhea from the chemo. But you're doing chemo to keep your animal alive longer because you're attached to the animal. Why are we harming our pets? That's what I want to know Bobby. Are It depends we do it to our people so might as well do it Well, that's a bigger problem. Well, that's a bigger problem. Grandma has But maybe she had a stroke. We have to take her to the hospital. She could have had a stroke. She's talking funny. You are so angry today about that. And I'm like, Grandma just has dementia. Leave her alone. If she had a stroke, she had a stroke. Who cares? What are you going So I just want to say to you that the 2021 $23.4 billion is what the pet industry is worth. And it's gone. What's that? Yeah. And it's been billions for years. I mean, it's going like, yeah, six, six, nine million. I mean, yeah. So pets. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Keep in mind that I say something, though, before you keep going, go I'm done. That's my sundry is I think it's ridiculous what I look at it on a whole other level though, too. We buy plants. Oh, I know. We, I mean the microphone, like how much money are these little industries? Oh yeah. They're making billions over. Billions. What? Twist ties? Scrub Scrub daddies. It's a fucking sponge. A artificial sponge cleaning tool. But this is us. It's a multi-million dollar corporate. Operation this It's capital we've been trained We need that and in order to get that we have to work 40 hours a week and not know I'm gonna turn on your TV and you see endless commercials you go on YouTube and every five minutes you get a commercial if you don't pay for the premium and Hulu you see commercial now like you have to do it's Amazon Prime just send an email out saying they're now gonna have commercials on all their shows HBO just went up HBO went up it's like It's all And we're just caught in the middle. And listen, I get it. But like, when's the point of like, when are we going to like, just kind of... We all Like, I canceled Disney Plus. I canceled so many things this past month. I haven't been to Starbucks in three months. I don't give a fuck. I can go to a local place for coffee or I can just make coffee at home. There's no reason to spend money on all these places and be like, look, I got this, I got this, I really love my this, I need this, I have to have this every day, it's a little treat. You actually don't need any of it, you just Well, this is why I keep saying that an RV sounds really great, just hop in the RV, what do I need? I need a bed? Sure, I could have my phone still and some of my electronics, but I don't, why You're saving for not a future. You're saving for your death. So my sundry is going to kind of switch gears. I love it. My sundry is not a negative. It's a positive. It's they, and you're misgendering me. You purposely misgendered And now I need to be comped. My sundry is, if you haven't seen Saltburn, watch it. I'm obsessed with it. I don't give a fuck. I know, I'm not gonna say any spoilers, but let me just tell you, the performance by the lead is amazing. It's a really interesting movie. It's a good movie. It's different. It's not like the greatest plot in the world, but it's got a very good, suspenseful If you liked like Parasite, or you liked movies that have, it's commenting on society, but it's like an intriguing personal story Yes, they basically, yeah, it's like they're telling you what's really happening through these characters. I think it does happen in real life. I'm not gonna give away the plot, I don't wanna give anything away, but I'm saying is Barry Keegan can fuck. You. Oh, I would put that. That's the one time you would bottom. Bottoming If it was a famous person, bottoming would be in. That goes without saying like just cuz I want the we need the cloud anyway. Well, So Well, yeah three here. We're still in December. I keep forgetting I feel like it's January already, by the way. It feels like, it's like, why are we still pretending? Happy New Year. Happy Yeah, and by the way, we forgot to add, but resolutions are out in 2024. Stop making resolutions, they're not real, you're not gonna follow them, you're not gonna keep up with them. This year, I decided. I'm gonna lose It is. Just fucking stop. Well, now, if you're gonna do it, you better have money so you can get semi-glue tied. Be ready to be in debt. If you wanna be skinny, you gotta be in debt. Okay? This is healthcare, this is America. It's real. This has been another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. Nothing No, I'm having a moment like I just know I'm tired of life I'm I'm like, I have so many complaints What happened before you met your last boyfriend, so maybe we'll meet a new person tonight. I'm kind of hoping but okay Okay, so call us six and four seven two one five three three six six one four seven two one five three six. I'm doing small gmail.com Thank you so much subscribe or whatever. Thank you all your shit. Give us some reviews. God damn it. But the Pacific Northwest does have a high proportion of Thatcher, thank you so much. Thank you. 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