Atlantis Cruise and GHB – The Ultimate Vanishing Act

In this riveting episode of the "Not Well" podcast, your hosts dive deep into a kaleidoscope of topics that span the spectrum from the profoundly personal to the broadly societal, all while maintaining their signature blend of humor, edginess, and insightful commentary.

The episode kicks off with a discussion on the importance of names and the beauty found in uniqueness, challenging societal norms and embracing the individuality that names like "Clidia" represent. The conversation seamlessly transitions into the ever-relatable frustration of package theft, where the hosts share both hilarious anecdotes and practical advice on dealing with this modern-day nuisance.

Car theft, particularly the recent frustrations surrounding it, sparks a heated debate on societal issues and personal experiences. This discussion naturally leads into a candid exploration of sexual energy and attraction, where the hosts break down stereotypes and share their unfiltered thoughts on what truly fuels attraction.

The conversation takes a more personal turn as they discuss the nuances of bisexuality and societal norms, offering a fresh perspective on navigating identity in today's world. This leads to an incredibly poignant discussion on transitioning and Jewish identity, where the hosts tackle the complexities of navigating multiple facets of one's identity with grace and humor.

OnlyFans and body image is up next, with a raw and honest look at how platforms like OnlyFans impact self-perception and societal standards of beauty. The episode takes a darker turn as they discuss the serious issue of GHB overdosing on the Atlantis cruise, shedding light on a problem that often goes unspoken in the gay community.

The narrative then shifts to a broader societal discussion, with the hosts tackling the perception of the trans movement "taking over," challenging listeners to see beyond sensationalist headlines to the heart of human rights issues. The fashion choices of the gay community come under scrutiny next, with a humorous yet insightful critique of current trends and the meaning behind them.

In a surprising twist, the episode delves into the realm of politics with a discussion on Republicans' alleged "holy war" against Taylor Swift, blending pop culture and political satire to highlight the absurdity of modern-day celebrity controversies. This is followed by a lighter look at celebrity culture and the disconnection between public personas and real-life complexities.

The episode concludes with a thought-provoking segment on sexual harassment training and the desires for exhibition and exploration, encouraging a dialogue on consent, boundaries, and the human urge to discover and be discovered.

Throughout the episode, the "Not Well" podcast once again proves its ability to navigate a diverse array of topics with humor, depth, and a uniqu

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Clidia is a beautiful name, and I'm tired of everybody making fun of it. I named my daughter Clidia. People have always loved the name Lydia, but I have a C name. My name is Cass. So I was like, I want my daughter to have a C sound at the beginning of her name. So I was like, how about I just add a C in And I thought that that really flowed off the tongue well. And so I went with it. And she's made that up a lot at school. And I've always wondered, why are these kids so mean? Like, my God, it's a name. It's a beautiful name. And now I'm realizing after posting TikToks about her, I'm realizing that they're learning to bully my daughter from their parents because these adults on this app, they're rude. I cannot believe First of all, I need my son come rag and everyone hates him and they're mean and bullying him because my name starts the cum rag is a beautiful name his name was um rag, but then I Cut in front of my name. I mean her nicknames are clip First of all, you look like a priestly media that yeah like at the church preschool not like in the basement You're like all the kids come to the basement to be indoctrinated. Oh Like, you named her Chlamydia and you're wondering why... It's either clit or chlamydia, but it's the same thing. Like, girl, you sound like a drug. You sound like a drug. Well, you sound like a drug. You sound like a venereal disease and a pussy. I'm sorry, like... And like you were on drugs when you named her. And she's like, it's a beautiful name. Girl, it's not... It's not beautiful. Fetch is not gonna happen in this situation, okay? Beautiful to whom? I would say not to anyone I know. I liked Lydia, first of all. Lydia's a horrible name. Also, have you watched The Handmaid's Tale? Like, girl. Aunt Lydia. Like, there are people trying to do things with... This gum is like bothering me. I'm like... There are people trying to... Like, it started to slip and I'm like... I literally started focusing... You caught, tried to catch it in your mouth. Yeah, so I was trying to be like, don't make noises with the gum so that I could not speak after that. At this point, I like the noises. You know what I'm tired of? You know what I mean? My name's Clidia. Like, can you imagine her introducing herself? What's her last name, too? It's like Butts. Clidia Butts. My name's Clidia Butts. I'm tired of the modern name thing because, you know, the Kaylee, the spelling, like the G-H's. Braylee. Braylee. There's a ton of names like that. There's so many funny, people are funny. Yeah. Um, hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. And Gem. And that was a little fun introduction, but here's the thing. I'm really not fucking happy. You're not well. You're not well. I am not well. You might as well call me Clidia. Because. Aunt Clidia. Some motherfucker stole from me today. Mm-hmm. And we're going to leave it up to you to guess. I'll show you the video. Right here is the video. Now, they're wearing a Kansas City Chiefs hat. So they probably stole that off a porch for winning the championship. Our shoes are probably stolen and the bike looks a little nice for someone just right. If I'm being honest with you, I was ready to drive around this fucking neighbor. I did. I'm not going to lie to you. I went all the way down to the East Market and you weren't just ready. I wasn't ready. I did. And I was going to see that motherfucker. I was going to jump out of the car and take him out. You don't steal blankets off of my fucking porch. That's where you drive up next to them, right next to them, and then slam open your door and knock them off the bike. What's up, motherfucker? Yeah, like, oops. Like, I'm done with that shit. Don't steal. Do you need $5? I'll give you $5. Don't steal my goddamn blankets. I mean, I don't understand when this became a thing that you just steal packages off of porches. Because go to the store and steal. Steal from corporations, not individuals in your neighborhood. You can steal the $10,000 for getting arrested. So go to Target. Go to Target. Load up your cart and walk out. Also, you don't even know what you're getting. You could be getting I don't diaper or like to me the things that we we recently ordered a mirror in our for our shower Mm-hmm. Why would you steal that and write that you don't want that? We don't want you can't sell it was $10 on Amazon. I'm trying to I don't know what they're trying to do I got some I mean, I guess so they think if they get a nice thing, right? Like oh, here's a GoPro but like they're gonna open that and have a blanket Well, I guess the drug dealers. So here's how it works. This is what I learned when we first got stolen from when first moved here The drug dealer times. Yeah, it's been like a year for the drug dealer Well then take that GoPro, give the guy drugs and a little bit of cash, but not a lot, like $10 and here's some drugs. So the guy can have his tweak. And then this guy then takes this GoPro, the pimp guy or whatever the fuck the drug dealer goes, to the pawn shop with the GoPro. And it makes $150. So it's all a big scheme, and they're driving around in their little motherfucking like fake ass Escalades, or not Escalades, they're like, to like Chevy, Tahoe, it's like, girl, I know. I'm done. It's embarrassing. Now, I thought you had a policy where all packages are thrown over the back fence. I do, for Amazon. The problem is this was the USPS. So now I'm gonna have a big note on the front door, but then I don't want the- They're gonna climb the fence, yeah. Right, it's like I can't win. They would just climb the fence and be like, okay, there's five packages back here. Unless I put it so small in the door that the mailman will see it or the UPS guy would see it. And then from the street, you can't see it. Right, it just kinda looks- Unless at this point you're on their list of frequent frequent ones to him. They're like, this house always gets packages. I mean, I just send them to work, but that's worse because I'm like every day I'm getting a package and people think I'm like spending all my money on stuff. And I am. But now, since I moved in May 2021, zero packages have been stolen from my porch. And that's fine. And that's you live on a great street. We do. We're lucky. We're blessed. You're blessed. You're blessed. For us, we're still working on it. We do have like a lot of big houses on the street, but then we also like, I don't know why. Actually, there's a lot of new houses. They're all half a million dollars. Which, And I didn't even ask her budget, but I was like, but, you know, she has money, like she can get a house. I think she could afford a half a million dollar house, but I'm looking on Zillow and like, I found two houses in the good areas that were that price. That's it. We could sell this house for six, apparently. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure. I mean, with that new thing going up over there, there's a whole big apartment coming. Have you seen that? Yeah. It's huge. They need to get a grocery store out here. I think they're going to do that next. A lot of the gays are going to move in there. They're going to be renting apartments. They're going to be on Grindr with all the new apartments. That's a good point. It's good. It's great. Sniffies will be hopping. Also, I heard a story. This is from Colleen at work. Apparently there was a 13 year old Kia boy, and she doesn't know if it happened here But I think it's a very interesting story Yeah, like the car the Kia boys who go around and stealing Kia's and then wrecking them. That's it. Oh, Two people in Columbus are facing felony charges after police say they kidnapped a 13-year-old boy after allegedly catching him inside their Kia. Police say the suspects forced the boy into their home at gunpoint and demanded $3,000 from The boy told police he was inside Pratt's vehicle when he was confronted at gunpoint, assaulted and forced inside the apartment. Police believe Pratt called the boy's father and demanded $3000 in ransom for the damage to her car. In the same parking lot where this incident happened, we saw a Hyundai parked with its window shattered and ignition torn apart. Don't take justice into your own hands, but I do think it's evidence in a reflection of the frustration that people have. They want to be able to maintain their livelihood, pay their bills, and they know that They found a Hyundai and Kia have the same key. Hyundai? They can like pop open the thing and then like use some kind of... Or Hyundai? Yeah. Hyundai. Is it Hyundai or Hyundai? I would say Hyundai. Hyundai? Hyundai. Oh my. I don't know how I feel about... I know. It's like, I feel... I feel... I feel like... Vindicated! What do we got to do to get these kids on a ceiling take it in our own hands knock them out? You're under 18 You are under the responsibility of your parents like these parents are not paying attention to what their kids knowing if you're fucking 13 years old scary car Where they live fuck. Yeah, if you're 13, where do they live? Do they live in their own apartment with their own income? No, they live under your house. You can keep them at home and the problem is and again Well, first of all, cell phones, who's paying the cell phone bill? There's so much there. It's like you are the parent. I think there's a lot of parents just ignoring their children. And then this happens. This is why I just it just it's just this is why we need abortions. Like I honestly have way too many people who shouldn't be parents. We live in Gilead now in Ohio, so you can even vote for something. It'll get ripped apart. So even if you vote for it, the people say they want it. They're like, no, that's not what you want. What's the fucking point so anyway, I'm really pissed off at the neighborly love that's happening around if you need to suck suck if you need some money I'm not sucking these guys dicks cuz they're probably musty to be honest Sorry, I'm sorry God Oh, God. So anyway, I want to see if we have any voicemails. I mean, I'm yes, Queen, because right now I'm not really that prepared, but I have topics. Oh, I know. But I just want to kind of come in and come in and fuck it Hi. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Here's the thing. Thatcher had some weed. All gay guys are like secretly like just raunchy, dirty, like sexual human beings. because I'm not very sexual. I'm not very like sex seeking or intimate. But I was watching this podcast with this guy and he was like a normal, quiet, like boring person. But as soon as the other person who was on the podcast unzipped his pants because they were too tight, he instantly turned to like this corny animal. Like it was weird. And I I think that all gay guys have that kind of like annoying or that tick or whatever you fucking call it. Um, so let me know what you think about that. Do you think there are different So, yeah, yes, absolutely. Oh yeah. You think there are different types? You think there are some that are just total? It's like, yeah. Okay. Now, okay, ladies, think about when it's the end of the night and you're at the bar and the lights come on and all the straight men are walking at you like they can only see you with heat. and they're just like looking for you, like they're looking for any pussy to go home with. Gay guys have the same sense, but it's usually immediately and trigger, it's not, we don't wait till the end of the night. We're starting now. I definitely see it, I know you have it for sure, for sure. So for me, I'm kinda like Thatcher, I'd rather you, the minute you start getting sexual with me, especially early, done, I'm not into you. But if I have to sort of like, so, Like the one guy in New Orleans, the one guy, the football guy, which didn't go anywhere, obviously, but like, I know I gave in and I was like, and then he was like, you do this all the time, man, man, man. I'm like, you know what? You're like, yeah, and, yes, and. Yeah, you're on notice. All these people are on notice. I'm just telling you right now, and nobody knows, but by summer, everyone's about to be fucked up from me. Yeah, you're getting fucked. You're making the rounds. Oh, I'm gonna be a total heartbreaker. I know. Thank you. Because by summer, honey. Honey, I'm not gonna be able to see. Whoa. I'm not even able to see. People are gonna look up while they're sucking your dick and see your eyes, not your stomach. Yep, they're gonna be able to look at my eyes. And you're gonna look me in the face. Yep. It's gonna happen. But yeah, like I feel like you I mean, I mean you see somebody and you zero in that's what oh, yeah That's when I get frustrated because I'm like, hello we're still talking about like we're in the middle of a motherfucking conversation about like life like I'm like I hate my life and you're like Hot guy, hot guy. Hi! Oh my God, I love your name. Where'd you get this ring, Tiffany's? Oh my God. Wait, what guy was that? There was a guy with a good ring. It's fucking Lars, or whatever his name was, from New Orleans. Lars. What was his name? Ethan, Ian, Thethan. Liam. Liam. Oh him, okay, I thought there was someone else. No, because you're like, I love your rings. And then all of a sudden it's like, this is you. And I'm like, this bitch, I'm literally telling him I'm losing my life, and he doesn't care. Honey, this was so far deep into the, this was at like four hours after Hand Grenade. Also alcohol, yeah. Five different drinks there, because they were like, do you want more seltzers? Here's another seltzer. I was like, yeah, I think they were trying to rape us. Is that why? And honestly, well. Oh yeah, they did invite us back to the, wait. But I do think there are certain guys that really are just, there are men, There are gay men who have absolutely zero sexual energy and they're not asexual, like they've never claimed to be. No. Like they said, they've hooked up with people that I know some guys that I like meet them. I don't get any sexual energy from. Do you want to know one of them? And I think it's because we're in the wrong age range. Oh, you know who? He has no sexual energy at all. You can talk to him the whole night, and he's just like, aha! And raises his eyebrows like- No, honestly, you're absolutely right. Like, but there's no tingle, there's no feeling of like, he could be flirting, he could be this. But even if he's, even if these people are flirting with the people that they want to be flirting with, it's awkward. You still don't feel it. Right. You know who else? I mean, he's not gay, but like, no sexual energy there. Okay, so there's a lot of guys that like are not asexual if they like to have sex they want to have sex But they don't give they don't have any energy themselves none none. I have actually have a new so I think there are guys Yeah, I think none of them know how to fuck Agree like they've had two pussies in their life and fingered for and it's like yep And they think that they're so good at everything, and I'm like, honey, you don't even know anything. And these straight guys who are like, I get tons of girls, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no, you went home at 1.30 blacked out with some girl. You have no idea how good the sex was or if she even liked it. You didn't follow up. You didn't You were probably terrible at it. You're so gross. You probably had whiskey dick. Yeah, gross. Gross. Like toenail fungus, the whole nine yards. It's I don't I do socks on the ground. It's giving me paper towels with underwear with hearts on there with shit stains like Boxers with shit since he wore him for four days in a row because he didn't do his laundry It's just I don't think they're gonna smell of a locker room. It's so bad like you open the bedroom door. It's just like yeah, it's like Dan Dan. Yeah, it's like like Hmm. What are you doing in here? Yeah, like Oh Wash your fucking clothes and your feet like wins a good question to ask someone is when's the last time you washed your sheets? And if it's longer than two weeks, yeah, you should never go more than two weeks First of all, it's bad for the sheets. Like I have linen. Yeah, literally you have a thousand count It's gotta like be girl. Ah, everyone has skin oils on even if you just took a shower before bed You're gonna get oil on the sheets like it breaks it down. Yeah, you sweat. You've got to wash your sheets straight guys Don't wash their sheets. They do not No, they're throwing on the same bed skirt. Last month, two months ago. It's bad, especially when you're in your early 20s, but for some reason, that's who I'm attracted to. Same. It's so annoying. So I don't know where we were with this, but. And then I do think there are, but I do think most gay guys are repressed because of how we grew up. We're scared too. So yeah, like unzipping a pant, there are certain moves that a guy can do that I'm, both of us are instantly gonna be like, oh, are you fucking kidding me? So yeah, there is certain looks, there's certain things that they can do. Oh my god, and it makes us wild. We get feral, as Gen Z says online. I Even if you're the type like me, you have to chase. You gotta be chased. I want to be chased, but I also will turn into a chaser if you see certain. Oh, no, if I. Oh, for sure. I've seen, you know, the guys like, oh, you know, Las Vegas when we were in L.A. and all of a sudden you're like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bro. And I'm like, oh, I'm not being chased anymore. When I'm being chased, I don't even look at you at all. You're like, let's not talk to them. Yeah. Yeah, I don't. I always say don't talk. And then I guess what? They come up to us. And they do. It does work. It's just your style. So I think I guess that's really the answer is that the answer. The answer is that most of the edibles hitting. Sorry. The the answer to this riddle, Thatcher, is that there are different styles. And just because you're not overly sexual doesn't mean you're not sexual. It just means you haven't met the right one. I don't know, you know what I mean? Thank you, Mrs. Ruth. Who's that old sex advice columnist, like Ruth something? Ruth Gator Binsburg. Ruth Gator Binsburg. You didn't even say it right. Dr. Ruth? Dr. Ruth, that's it. Yeah, Dr. Ruth. There's also like Ruth Gator Binsburg. Ask Amy or something. It's like, what are all these? Dear Amy, my husband just came out gay. It's like, girl. Actually, I think it's more common than we know. Think about how many gay men I know who were married previously. So many. And currently, I know so many straight men who are not really fully straight. If society told us the truth and you had to tell, there was a way to tell. Oh, that'd be so cool if you breathed a breathalyzer. And it's like bisexual. has a little mole right here, not an ugly mole, but it's like a little mark. Now we're entering into Nazi territory. Let's mark everyone that's gay. No, but I'm just saying like if it was like some people with blue eyes, you can't not see people with blue eyes. You either have blue eyes or you don't. You can wear contacts though and hide them. And that's what the closet cases do, but there's more blue eyes than the people. They put on a football jersey to pretend they're straight, but in reality, they want to suck dick. They want to suck dick, but they're still going to fuck their wife. They want to climb in the trough at the OSU stadium and get pissed on. Why do you think they're all standing there like, oh, I gotta get another beer, bro. And then they act a little drunk and their eyes go down and they look at all their friends' dicks. Dude, nice cock. What are you working with? I mean, you know, they all touch each other's dicks. I know I can't. I just really want a straight fraternity like moment where I'm just like laying there and they're just all over me. Yes. Oh my God. That sounds fun. I could do that. Just like. I would pretend I could Helen Keller through that. I have something to tell you. Oh wait, you have a new one. You're Terry Shivo. That would be more Terry Shivo. Yeah, that would be a Terry Shivo. But Shivo's this. And that's what you were doing in New Orleans. You were like, I am paralyzed. When? You were like, you told me that that guy was, you told him. I just was like, you're doing everything, I'm not doing anything. You Terry Scheibe-o'd someone. When you don't want to re-sip, that's called the Terry Scheibe-o. I don't want to re-sip. Now, I do have one other little thing to tell you. Okay. So, before I went to the bar on Saturday night, I was watching My Friend Anne Frank on Netflix. It's a German video movie. It's subtitled or whatever, or dubbed. Oh, wow. Oh, I love dubs. They look so... Girl. It doesn't look good. It's like, just put the subtitles on. So, I have a new theory about Anne Frank. I think she was a whore. Sorry. I think she was a little 13-year-old slut. Really? She ended up going to the movie theater with the German boys. Okay. So she had a friend, Hannah. Hannah and Anna. Oh, God. Hannah Frank. You know they fought all the time. Oh, yeah. That's my friend Hannah. She's a fucking bitch. Well, Anne was kind of a cunt. And Anne had a smart mouth. That's why she wrote the diary, if you will. I believe it. She was conniving. She kind of was so I just want to make a comment if you've never seen that movie go ahead and watch it because She's a slut and you'll see it. Now. There's something I just had a thought and I shouldn't say that you should say it I just had like a tingle and they suck. Oh, I know well Just kind of that I just had a tingle about thinking of like a blonde guy in a uniform And I'm now I'm not saying what uniform, but I'm just telling I'm not gonna lie I just thought of like the blonde hair like combed over with a little job and they have a good job like the jawline They're tall. They're fucking hands. They're like Oh, yell at me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm listening. If that's the case, I'm putting on the Star of David. I don't care. Yeah. Which I heard something about you and the Star of David. Yes. Speaking of transitioning. So I went to this Holocaust Memorial Day event with all this, these Jews for peace, this group called Jews for Peace. Or Jewish Voices for Peace. I just fucked up the name because I'm watching you. He's half Jewish. Basically, I said as we were rolling up a sign, I was like, well, because one person was holding one end of the big sign and I was holding the other. Is that why you said Canva? They made signs with Canva and they looked really good. I know. I was like, these are good quality signs. Like it was pouring down rain and they didn't get wet or ruined. So we're both rolling up from our ends and I was like, are we rolling this up like a Torah? Are we rolling this up just like one side only? So then later, like 20 minutes later, someone was like, now, do you have any Jew in you? I was like, not right now. I did last night. Oh. So, you're part Jewish. There's actually, I work with a Jewish guy. Listen, you know they're caught up. And that's, and he's pink too. So, I think a Jewish cock is really thick too. Like, they're kinda shorter, but they're thick. Yeah. And you're like, whoa, what is that hog? Oh my God, look at that ma'am. Ma'am. So, apparently I'm Jewish now because I knew the word Torah. So, you were there with Sabreen and then like this group Jewish Voices for Peace. So you were like Palestinian representing? Okay. Well the Jews all, the Jews there were wearing Right, they're like, all the Jews I know in my life hate the genocide right now. Like they hate Zionism, they hate Israel. And they're Jewish, so I don't want to hear that they're anti-Semitic from people. Like, fuck off. Honestly, it's more about, like, let's just, like, work it out here. Like, what's the problem? I'm not even kidding. Like, I know that's, like, a high statement. But, like, what is this? Oh, I was like, is that Harley Davidson? You know what's kind of weird is that you didn't have tit. There's no tit. I know. It's like, where are you? It's there still, but, like, right. It's not. Like, normally I would be like, that's weird. Honey, I'm hot. Where are your tits? They're gone. Where have all the titties gone? My tits are gone. Meanwhile. Meanwhile, I'm just going to give them to you. I can't wait for you to be the fat friend. It's going to be so fun. It's happening. It's happening. She's not literally like it's I can't wait for Park City in the hot tub. Oh, well, and see, I'm going to be a little insecure probably, but it's fine. Well, you'll have a friend there who can. Trust me, if this is on notice for anybody who is listening, I'm gonna absolutely. Be a whore. Be a fucking whore in Park City. Well, and you have family status, so you're able to invite anyone you want to come back and visit. Literally. Because it's your place for the week, you're in charge. Also, not to like. Texty texty, drive on up. I don't want to brag. They can go down, they can come from the parking lot, they can go right down to the hot tub. Just go down the steps, go around the back. Into the hot do you want to really come to my mansion? How about we go to yours? Oh, that's and that's way I want to go fuck somebody on the mountain. You could be like, well, I mean It's on we'll go up there. Oh the mountain people are when you go higher up baby. They're bigger everywhere Killers lead singer lives there. So I'd fuck him. Oh, I just felt like a like a I'm gonna be naughty feeling so I'll drive you I'll be your chauffeur just so I can see what yeah, I can wait and I'll spy a little film in I'll be like, oh Skinnier so you're gonna have to bottom. I'm have to be a night fans. Oh Oh my God. Once I get skinny enough, I'm going to be an OnlyFans. You should. You could do it now. From fat to fuckable. You would be making money. Listen, I'm telling you. Because I showed you the people in Columbus who have OnlyFans right now. Yeah, but we need to discuss that. I know, I know. I think that's the next thing. That's our next topic right here. We've got to bring it up. It's out of control. We've talked about it kind of in ways, but we really need to discuss your faces and your bodies. Because there's one that happened today It's every day that we see somebody with a okay. Let's just okay. Let's get into it Let's get into it. I think we can use I Mean, I mean, I'm not gonna okay. I don't want to ruin anybody's life, but we'll find an example of somebody like not We could use from the shoulders down, but then we can't show the face. The problem is is that okay? Okay, you want to sit online and there's a few examples. You always are really good at finding examples. Oh, yeah I have them all There's two in particular that we're just gonna talk about but not talk about we're gonna talk about Now when you take a picture and you're you know, all beefy and you're like ripped and like oh, you're so fucking hot and you're taking the picture What's the head down head down looking up with a backward? Yeah, like you really can't see what's going on when you're telling people that you're 510 on your Instagram story, but everyone in life and You're 5 6 maybe 5 7 on a good day with heels and we've seen you out a million times So we know you're not 3 to 4 inches taller, but you're putting your weight and 510 Also, I'd like to discuss the fact that I don't know if you're using Photoshop or not Your head is like way smaller than your picture. Sorry. It's like it's like oblong. It's like awkward It goes out at the forehead part And when you go straight on, it goes out. When I look at him online, I'm like, he's hot. Right. When I look at him in person, I'm like, you are not hot. You go to AWOL and it's like, this is the problem. So you're single, yeah. Right. This is what I'm talking about. That whole group, by the way, that whole group is single. Well, of course. The girls are all. Oh, are those the girls? Mm-hmm. Well, listen, there's a reason. Listen, when you have a body, usually you don't have a face. Sorry. And that's, we went over the rules, the criteria. There was a porn star there, what was his name? Not, hold on, Ben Rome, like something Roman. Oh, that sounds familiar. Something Roman, he was at the bar, but he was, this is him. Oh, God. On his phone, like fucked up, and nobody was talking to him. I'm like, well, look, even a porn star can't get dick, so. I know. But again, when you see him in person, you're like. It's because when you're in person, it's. So, everybody that does OnlyFans, everybody that sees these pictures of these people online. It's all pretend. It's all pretend, and I really need it to be addressed. I really need. If you want an authentic OnlyFans experience, If you want authentic anything, honestly, if you really want to talk about it, don't look at me like I'm fucking ugly. Girl, at least I can back it up. This is turning into your rant from New Orleans. I know, I'm getting hungry. Hungry. I'm getting hungry. I added a cuh. Cungry. I'm getting Clidia. Clidia. I'm sorry. That actually should be a drag name. Clidia. No. Well, one of the only fans gays here in Columbus is Claire Midia. Are they girls? Well, now he's semi-attached. They're trying. Everybody wants to be in that clique and I'm like, you guys are ugly. They really are trying. And I showed you like Daddy Mike and like, They're not cute. They're not fucking cute. It's giving Circuit gay, it's giving... Oh my god, speaking of Circuit. Honey, it's getting worse and worse. Every time I look at a group of surrogate gays now, I'm just like. Have you heard about the cruise, that like six people have died? Wait, what? GHB overdosing. Oh my God. What is it called? Atlantis. Atlantis. How does this cruise not get shut down? Like every year, don't people die every year? Well, and this might be the. Is it deserved? I mean, I didn't say that. Well, another person dies. Another person dies on World's Biggest Gay Cruise. Another person is the, okay. And we're wondering why they're raiding our bars in Seattle. In a tragic development during the World's Biggest Gay Festival at Sea, a passenger aboard the Royal Caribbean Oasis of the Seas, chartered by Atlantis Events, unexpectedly died last week. Oh, is that the GHB? Unexpectedly. Targeted gay man, the death occurred during the Oasis Caribbean Cruise. Death on board, it was unexpected and not suspicious. Hmm. Right. So to all my gays in the Atlantic cruise, please, please be careful and look out for one another. My brother 36 Chicago was on the Atlantis cruise. My brother died Wednesday morning around three thirty a.m. I think on the cruise ship. We have received hardly any information from the cruise line. Yeah, cuz they're not gonna tell you it was all the drugs. Yeah, it literally like he was fucked up He's they probably perfed his rectum because he was taking so many loads at 333 30 in the morning now if you do unexpected get on Twitter and you Google this crew event there literally I all the only fans creators are on there. Oh, yeah, they're all on there trying to make content and it's like But it's the same. It's like, yeah, you're fucking someone on the deck of a cruise ship. We get it. You've done it every year. It's the same ugly harness. I think this is why I try to refrain from hooking up with people. Because I don't want to ruin myself. Because I can hook up with anybody anytime I want. Well, not anybody. As they do. But that's what they do. Aren't you bored of coming with I want it to be a hot person. First of all, it needs to be a hot person. I'm not just gonna, well, and that's a lie because sometimes when you just need it, you can get an ugly just to suck your dick. I don't want to sound all high and mighty, but I mean, sometimes you just gotta tear your shiv off. We've all accidentally hooked up with an ugly couple from the Abbey. Well, and that's when you pull like a Helen Keller and a tear your shiv off. You don't want to see it. You don't want to hear it. You're just like there in the moment. Oh yeah! And then it's so weird out, you're like, thanks. It's like, ugh. And then they just leave? Like, what happened? I told him, I said, I'm not sucking your dick, I'm not touching you. No recept. So they just, like, get up and leave? Yeah, he sucked my dick and then that was it. Bye, thank you, and he probably went. jerked off in the hallway. Or when looked for more dick to suck and just come, have cum on his throat and then eventually cum. Oh yeah. Whatever, I don't really care. Thank you so much. It's incredible. It's incredible. These people are fucking incredible. The gay population is really incredible. Honestly, we are the pillar of the communities. Yes, we are stand up citizens. Actually, gays are like kind of getting out of like the limelight. We're sort of like boring now. We are. We're kind of like straights. I know. It's all about the trans now. I know. Trans movement. They've taken over the trans. They've taken over everything. So well, in this past week in Ohio, two of the lawmakers who were behind banning the health care for children have now decided that the end game is to ban trans health care for adults. They they have this on tape. And they admitted, yeah, that's like two Michigan Republicans and two Ohio Republicans. Like the endgame is actually just to fucking eradicate it. OK, so eradicate. Yeah. What is that called? Yeah. There's something else called for it, I thought, when they like get rid of eradicate. I don't know. Maybe I'm just making up words. I don't know if you are. So yeah. It's terrible. It's terrible. Another thing that we need to rant about gay people, and I have the picture, which we'll both look at. You already saw it earlier, but we need to look at it again to refresh ourselves. Was it Burt? You know what that guy looks like? Burt from Burt and Ernie. Yup. Oh yeah. So this guy actually, you know. He's kind of hot. No offense. He used to play major league baseball. So I mean, there's that. Oh, that automatically puts my pussy. But what had happened was. What happened was. Basically, I don't know if he was always out, but he like came out and now he's like super fucking gay I hate that he's wearing outfits like this Like why is it so tight that I can see the pants underneath your shirt? I see your nipple your pants in your deck Not even dick that's just that's the pocket outline I mean, that's kind of, that's just like. That looks like a little head. Possibly, but then like, ew. So for me it was the shoes. It's like camo, leather. Camo, cow print. But then like, the boyfriend is also wearing just like ugly loafers. Like that's at least a better time. It's just to me, like, so my rant is, I see gay guys doing this all the time around Columbus. People are wearing outfits that they're trying to look nice and upscale, it's stylish, but it's not working. The outfit is not hitting. And people are just like, oh yeah, he's always dressed well. And I'm like, well, it's not well, you're not dressed well just because you're gay. Girl, just because you went to out of the closet thrift store and bought some old 80s fucking jacket and you think you're so hip and cool. Girl, but that's the problem is gay guys get a pass for this shit. If a straight guy wore something like that, we would be like, My favorite thing is when straight guys do that. You go to Gala Park, there's a ton of straight guys who work there that look like that. It's shit. It's just ugly. There's no other explanation. It's like, that is too tight. The shorts are too, the pants are too short. They look like capris on you, but they're not meant to be. You're not wearing socks with your loafers, because you think that's still in fashion, even though it's 10 years ago. I was going to say, I feel like that's now old. It's old. It's very old. Yeah, we're not doing that. It was in for a second. It was for a little short seven years ago. Back when people were like, metrosexual was a thing. That's a whole other problem. That's like Queer Eye round one, like before Netflix. Yeah, that was like the old days. So we're not doing the metrosexual look again. Everyone's Lululemon and just like stretchy, relaxed. I can't do anything tight anymore. Yeah, you can't. Well, you could. Now I want to, of course. Actually, you should. Now I need to. You can be metro. I can be a little match. Metro! I'm straight, but I'm gay. Well, if you're gay, you'd get a pass. Like I said, gay men are just ugly all the time, but get a pass because they're gay. That's the other thing I'm kind of sick of, too, is that you do shit on purpose that's ugly as fuck, but yet somehow we're supposed to be like, cute, oh my god, that boring that goes and attaches to your left shoulder blade is so hot. Some of these piercings these days. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I know. I'm sick of it. I'm old. I'm done. You're homophobic. I'm homophobic. It's official. I hate the gays. Now, if you have a nice cock. Now, if you have a nice pink dick. Yeah, pink. I'm not settling for anything else. Why would I? I'm most 40. Most 40. Why would I most 40? I'm most 40. Okay, now, there's some other things. Wait, I need to see if I, I think I wrote something else down. But no, you, you picked, but I'm just, oh yeah, I remember. I remember. So anyway, if you're gay and you're trying to dress cool, don't. Um, okay. Another thing that I'm really having to rant on and hate on right now. So is this a rant episode, I feel like? Yeah, we have to. Okay, fuck it. We started with you Right, that's what, this caused this. It's a rant episode. Yeah, it's a rant episode. Sorry. Sorry Everyone should be ranting right now. We should be ranting and not raving up according to the Atlantis Crews. Stanley Cups. I've got to bring this up. They've been around for how fucking long? And I didn't believe you until I went to work and saw how many people had them. And I was like, how many of those do you have? And they're like, 30. I'm like, so you need 30 water cups. But you couldn't afford your light bill last month. Oh my God, that But things are tight. Okay. Things are tight. This economy is terrible, apparently, but you're buying Stanley Cups. I love when people complain about the economy. It's terrible. The stock market's at a record high. I'm like, your wages have been rising for the past how many years? And I get it. Inflation is bad still. But it's now like 3% trying to pass. There's like a bill that they're trying to get passed. That is the Salary Transparency Act, where if you're a corporation or a company that's over a certain size, you have to show what everybody makes. Agree. Fully agree. If you know somebody that works at Ohio State, just go on and look them up. And I have. And I have. And that's what makes me excited. I've had neighbors down the street. And I'm like, what the fuck? Are you going to be my friend or not? Depends on your paycheck. That's that's the bottom line. I'm not gonna you do really attract. Yeah, you do have to have 200 plus Oh, yeah, that's the only thing I roll with babe This lifestyle we can't be going on trips with people. Honestly. I'm like the poor of the whole group of all my friends I'm the poor and it's fine. It's always been that way. We'll bring you on. We don't care. It's fun and cute, right? Now, what's that noise? Are you farting or you know, I made a weird no move in the seat again. Oh, it's the seat Okay, my panel is kind of acting up. Do you need a the donut? No, no, we're fine. I can't eat a donut, I'm on Wegovee. And I'm like, donut's gross, I'm gonna throw up. Donuts are gross. I think I need to do a crash course of Wegovee for three to four weeks before the trip. No offense, I will never stop. No, I would never. I I'm sorry. Here's what you need to do, though. The problem is that you still try to eat your way through it, and you need to die. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did, because you kept getting sick. That's why you didn't like it. I mean, there We're going from one cup to another like we yeti was a big thing for a while now We've moved on to Stanley. Oh walla is apparently the next thing. I don't want to spread that early, but get your own wall is Get your wall is now before they're sold out and you can sell them on eBay, but It's really just out of control. These cups are lined with lead, so if they get like a dink or like a cut in them, you might be drinking lead. Which is fine. Lead paint, lead makeup. Most That's why I only do new builds. Right. because they're so much better, because in 20 years, they're gonna be like, did you ever live in a house that was rebuilt on this land? They're gonna be like, the drywall that they used 20 years ago was filled with PFAS. If you call lawyers now, it's like... Well, it's like BPA, in plastic lining. All of a sudden, now, it's like BPA-free. So my whole childhood and most of my adult life, we've had My clitia is showing, sorry. Hide your clitia. Everyone put their clitias away. It's a beautiful name. No, it's not. It's not. I can't let it go. I can't either. So on other news, I want to talk about the situation with Republicans, but it's really just in general. I think people are psyched fucking cautic. And it has to do with our girl Taylor One source close to Donald Trump told Rolling Stone magazine that MAGA insiders were preparing to launch a, quote, holy war, unquote, against Taylor Swift. It looks like it's She should be a total conservative, given everything. The Pentagon PSYOP unit pitched NATO on turning Taylor Yesterday, she flew private from New York City to Baltimore. Yet she constantly talks about climate change, so just please don't I think she should just stick to her singing and let her love life A new poll shows 18% of voters are likely to vote for whichever A single post of hers led to 35,000 new registrants. She's sharing links. And her boyfriend, Travis Kelty, sponsored by I don't think that will be... Don't get involved. Don't get involved in politics. We don't want to see Oh my god. And the Kansas City Chiefs. I've been seeing these stories. So people are nasty. So you're not allowed. This is what she was talking about when she said, look what you made me do. Yeah. She can't be the good girl. She can't be the bad girl. She can't be the one that has this. She can't get an award because people want to rob her from that. She can't do anything without people being like, and this bitch is running the fucking, has brought in $300 million for the JPNFL. I'm like, and you can see the bump. It's like, whoa. It's a legit bump. There's girls at work. 300 million, just like that, overnight. She's dating an NFL player, NFL makes 300 million. They obviously don't hate it, but it's these right-wing nutjobs who are like, this is concocted. The Biden administration put Taylor Swift forward so that people would tune in, and then she can tell them her message of voting blue. And it's like, you really? Where are you people at? It's like, are you guys okay? That's not what's happening. No, they're not okay. They are not well. They're not okay. They're not well. It's bad. They're living in an alternate reality. It's so sad. But then I always get scared that I'm in the alternate. Does that make sense? Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, am I the one that's in the alternate? We both really passionately believe we're right, except we're not stupid and we have all the rich people on our side. Right, thank God. I'm not gonna go with the poors. I would never. I would never. That's why I'm surprised Donald Trump is actually. I know, it's like. It's like, girl, ooh, I just got dizzy. I noticed, I looked over and you were like. Well, all I had was a little cup of soup today, too, so. We're on the final push, babe, I need 15 pounds. I got 15 pounds in four weeks. I did three last week, I have no fucking idea. I did two the week of New Orleans. I can't believe you lost weight after that part. Honey, you're skinny. Honey, it's happening, it's just eating my- She's anorexic. She's anorexic. I love how we're making people anorexic, but it's not a problem. But also, I'm so excited about it. I loved it, I loved being anorexic. I do get a little dizzy, though, sometimes, because I need to eat. All the time, I do, yeah. Yeah, so anyway, so then they're also saying it's the devil and like they're all that I saw I saw a video on Twitter today This guy was like she's a witch and here's how I know and she performed a witchcraft thing on her stage and she's connected to Billie Eilish who's also a witch and it's just like and then little Nas X is a witch or a wizard or a warlock. I have no clue It's just a gay it's actually just cuz he's gay they hate him But it doesn't make sense to me like you're gonna bash somebody for being there with their significant other, but yet you're a Christian I'm right makes no sense to me like she's literally supporting her her boy for her partner right now I know you don't like that works. You probably think it's associated with gay people But also like she stepped to the side when he was talking to his brother like she did not want it She said to CBS well that she could see I mean they have TVs in the fucking boxes, right? She sees our stuff on the TV and goes points. Leave me alone. It's like they're like, like she does not want to be there, but she's been tipping those staff members really great. Oh, I love it. I think it's great for the NFL. And now sit in a box. Well, now everybody's talking about the wives. Now it's like they need to come out with a show like the football wives or something, but Well, they okay. Yeah, I think I like do that. Yeah, there's like that blonde one down in Atlanta Atlanta There was like a blonde chick who was married to an NFL player. Oh, he was hot. I love Corby He was so I know but here's your cock. Oh, oh pink as fuck. His balls are pink. Oh Wait, do I like pain? Have you seen them? I just know I can just know I could tell to about it was so plausible I was like wait, you've seen that it's the hair color for me. It's the it's the strawberry blonde is so hot to me I just it literally I just can't The latest conspiracy theory is that after the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, he's gonna propose to her on TV, and that's how she's gonna get everyone to vote for Biden. Good, I would love, I would die. What are you doing? You just won the Super Like, I'm taking my fiance to Disney. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Good for her, good for him. Get it, girl, get it, girl. Don't be jealous, don't be jealous. And then they visit the White House, so you know what that means. Taylor Swift goes to the White House. Boom. So and it's right probably before this means that you'll be the summer but they think that like the NFL is fixing the game. So the Chiefs win so that this happens and it's like no guys like that's not I'm so sick. I'm so sick of conspiracy theories conspiracy. They don't even hold up anymore. They're just where are the good ones like well, there's somebody who keeps talking about this like like Bush did 9-11 like where are the good ones? Listen, I just heard something. Actually, Netanyahu. Have you heard about it? Have you heard about Donald Trump's phone call to a news station during 9-11 saying how he can't believe the stock market's closed and shut? It is terrible. My God. Yeah. And he's like, well, now my buildings, the tallest building, dead serious mid. mid-terrace attack, mid. I said, how could a plane, even a plane, even a 767 or 747, or whatever it might have been, how could it possibly go through this steel? I happen to think that they had not only a plane, but they had bombs that exploded almost simultaneously, because I just can't imagine anything being able to go through that wall. Most buildings are built with the steelers on the inside around the elevator shaft. This one was built from the outside, which is the strongest structure you could have. And it was almost just like a can of soup. I just think that there was a plane with more than just fuel. I think, obviously, they were very big planes. They were going very rapidly. Because I was also watching where the plane seemed to be not only going fast, it seemed to be coming down into the building. So it was getting the speed from going downhill, so to speak. It just seemed to me that to do that kind of destruction is even more than a big plane. Because you're talking about taking out steel. The heaviest caliber steel that was used on a building. These buildings were rock solid. And, you know, it's just an amazing, it's an amazing thing. This country is different today and it's going to be different than It just goes to show you, I really like your mustache right now. I think you need to keep like the mustache regardless of like the beard situation. The mustache has got to stay. Sorry. Um, so yeah, anyway, I'm just like a kind of, this is a rant. Matt asked me if I had a cookie duster when we were in bed the other day. Right before he fell asleep, he was like, do you have a cookie duster? No, it's my pussy tickler. Womb room. The womb room. Oh God. I mean, what do you even do down there? Everything's just mushy. You know what I mean? It's like, you just put your whole face there and pray. That's what the straights do. They're like Jesus Christ. I mean, you're supposed to do the clit, but straight guys are licking the vagina for sure. They're all licking I'm glad I never ate a pussy, because I would have been licking inside the vagina. I always forget where the pee hole is in relation to the vagina hole and It's all kind of right there. At one place? It's close. Everything's real close right there. I don't fucking know where- That's why they get UTIs. I don't know where the clit's at. It's at the top, I think. It's like at the hood? Is that the hood? Honey, we're in the hood. I fucking hate the hood. We're in the Clidia hood. The Clidia hood. How is that a name? I know, It's the adults. The adults are mean and bullies. They're bullies. It's I don't like planning. How am I supposed to know that I'm going to be hungry at two o'clock tomorrow or something? Like, I don't, that, that. So when people try to plan things, I don't know You're like, yeah, let me see. And then we just like talk about it and play it by ear. It's like, no, I mean, I'm the opposite. I'm like, no, I need to know at 4 p.m. We're going here. There's a lot of cockpits. Like actually, it's unhinged. Who are we taking these for? Sniffies? No, I just kind of, sometimes I get turned on by taking pictures of myself. I think we all used to jerk off looking in the mirror. We need to give tips on people how to take nudes. Yeah, like honestly, okay. I can make your dick look three inches longer based on an angle. I can help you. But this is the problem though. I know everyone does it and then it's like, well, I know it's a lot and then you can tell now it's like now because if you're taking it from the bottom of the ball sack as you lean back, you can tell and the hands pushing down really hard and but your hand is not bit like it's just not, it's not going to work until you just tell. So don't fake it. Just show your little cock because we're all going to see it eventually anyway. Yeah. If you're trying to hook up with me, Right, that's what I'm saying, transparency's everything, because what are you gonna do? You're gonna walk in and be like, sorry, it's small today. Sorry, just kidding, oh, it's cold. No, you just have a normal dick. I know, when people say it's cold. What I'm more concerned about is that goddamn face that doesn't look the same from online. Your dick, hard, should be the same all the time. So whether it's cold or not, to me, is like. Yep, speaking Oh my god. This was just the amount of edible I need because I'm not out of it but I'm snarky and sluttery. You're being a bitch, I love it. I'm being a little con. Okay, we're up there. We're ready. We need to do our sundries. I mean this whole episode was one big sundry. I know, let me think. I know, I wanted to think of a good one because I know there's some shit. Oh! I got a fucking sundry. I have a sundry too. Don't come at me. Again, it's about work. Just because I make a comment and I speak up about something, like, let's just say, for example, somebody, one of our customers told me that there was gonna be no more sections of this building. But all of a sudden, in my morning meeting, my boss goes, oh yeah, and there's supposedly two more sections of this, and I go, go figure. That's all I said. He literally looks at me and goes, he's laughing, and he's like, and I'm not looking, I can see my own peripheral, and I'm like, okay, I'm not looking at you. So I finally go, what? Yeah. Why? And he goes, you're just grumpy today. No, I specifically talked to them because I'm just making a snarky comment. No, it's called. I'm telling you what is the lie? Where's the lie? First of all, I just said, go figure. That's true. You don't know what mood I'm in, bitch. And then literally more grumpy. So you had already talked to the customer before and they said no more. Yeah. And that's the example. But like, these are the kind of people that like, it's like, Well, this is the narcissism coming out for him because he wants to get me So that's why you wouldn't stop laughing and people were looking at him. Like why are you gonna dress? They looked at me like are you gonna dress him? Cuz he's psychotic and you're like, I don't need to right go what? Like yeah, it's like what like I'm not grumpy and then now I am grumpy though because now you're saying I'm and actually it's the second time or third time you said it in the past week And I'm like, just because I'm not on board with your dumb bullshit. Yeah, just because I'm not playing along and all like hunky-dory, smiling all the time. It's actually like, processes are fucked up here. And so I think it's stupid. You're literally writing me, like, not in the way that I want. Actually, I don't I just want to see it but okay. Well, that's always good I want to see it cuz I want to probably show it cuz he's well He did this to me today, which is sexual harassment, which we just took sexual. Oh, yeah, it absolutely is your Jesus the sexual harassment training I know I feel like Ricky's gay It's all about trans and gays and I'm really is that what it is? Yeah, I'm like, oh Ricky has tits and a penis. It's like, well, Ricky's trans. Like, yeah. Karen doesn't like it. Is this sexual harassment? It's like, it's like, well, yeah, she's just normal. When do we draw the line? Do you know what I mean? I'm ready to draw the line. It's like, you're allowed to not like it. Hi, I don't care if you have a dick and a pussy. I don't want to know what your, I just don't care if you have a dick. You could literally fuck yourself. A little flexible on them. There are there are some soft. I've watched soft copy or guys shove their dicks in their own Those are usually the growers or those usually showers. Yeah, they can't get enough blood in there It's actually kind of a weakness to have a big soft dick because you that means you can't get enough blood in there And then when it's hard, it just hangs like this and you're like, it's always like is it gonna go up? Yeah, no, it's never that like rock hard. It's like kind of like oh, yeah, it's just firm and down and I don't like that. That's not a look for me. You have to hold the bait. You have to hold it to slide it in. It's like, no, bitch, I'm so hard to get to slide it in. Oh, I know. When I watch videos like that, I'm like, you have to pick it up and hold it in place. So sometimes, you know, it's not as good to be the hung one. Yeah, they think it is, but... But it's not. We see you in the bedroom. Sundry. My Sundry is... Attached to what we just talked about with taylor swift, but we've got to get rid of celebrity culture Because people are expending so much energy on these fucking celebrities that are disconnected from reality have nothing to do with us They don't even want we are part of mud on their shoes like well this whole nikki and megan That's what I want to talk about. Yeah, i'm like who cares who cares? Oh megan insulted nikki's husband or something. I don't give a fuck Nikki's husband apparently is a child molester. Yeah, he is He's a sex offender. He's a sex offender. He's registered. Yeah, and then she's like making a rap about it. I heard it So I like read this article about it and I'm like, why am I reading it today? Yeah But it's been going on for like weeks so And people are literally invested, and it's to the point where I read the article, and I'm like, I don't care about this at all. I'm like, well, Nicki Minaj is older than me. I don't care if Taylor Swift goes to a football game. I don't know who she's dating, and I don't care. And again, this is- Because why does it matter? It's like, oh, cool, Taylor Swift, some billionaire is dating someone. I think it's great. Okay. I think it's really great, though, that they show her, and I think she actually really is a good person. I really, truly believe it. I think that's why she has so much pull. I don't know cuz we don't know her like she's well. No, we don't know. She has an image We her team is she's carefully managed and shown a certain way always dressed a certain way Red lips for a reason for a reason. Oh her next like money. Yeah It's like okay, have you seen the girl be a total cunt we'd never know She could. But that's what all celebrities do to me. Don't be your heroes. So pretend we've got a crush celebrity culture. We're pretend. We've got a crush celebrity culture. Which I had like people coming up to me, somebody come up to me and be like, Hey, I listen to the show. And I was like, yeah, thanks. We're famous. We're famous here. It says back car in the back of the car and we're wearing red scarves and we're feeling so hot yeah we know that we're going around you can't talk to me no more men are so difficult oh my god we're only red and we're feeling so hot and we are girls girls girls girls we And I'm like, wait, then I went to the car and I went and got my ticket. It's true. She can do whatever she wants and people are like, Oh my fucking God. Have you heard the song? I'm like, uh huh. I've heard it. It's like, like, yeah, somehow I've survived two years in a row without listening, without playing a Taylor Swift song from my phone. I will say I did go through a little Taylor phase at the beginning of the end of 2023. Like literally just like a couple of months ago. When 1989 came out, her version. Everything is her version now. They're like, she's releasing another You've always been a fan. You've been making out with the used. You're always a fan. I'm always a musician fan. You're a groupie. Honestly, if I had pussy, I would have been long on the road. I've been still on the road, road hard and put up wet. That's where that comes from. You'd be like, just touring with the Grateful Dead. I would probably be a lot lizard. I'd be like, Still been smoking. Yeah Back in my day when I was with the how are you 39? Yeah, they're literally like so anymore wanna fuck me. I'm a lot lizard. It's like no Okay, that's what lot lizards were old groupies. And you know, the only time I would want to be a lot lizard is well when you are what's it called when you're like Going to a football game, but you start a little early in the parking lot. Tailgating? Yeah. I want to be a tailgating lot lizard. I want to go from van to van. I wonder if that's called something. Hey boys, you excited for the game? Got any beer? And then just like fucking suck off a bunch of men. I just want to see all their dicks. I wish we could find people to show us their dicks. Oh my god. That's all I want. I just want to see it and touch it. And it would be kind of cold, so probably everything would be small. We know how to make it look big on camera. Oh my god. I want to be a lot lizard at the tailgating We need to make a name for not a lot. It needs to be like, yeah, it needs to be better. What's like? Oh my god. I want to try the parking lot attendant I'm the attendant, and there's a toll. You have to show your cock. Well, you have to pay, but either it's with cock or your cum. First slide, I want the cum. No thanks. You can hold your cum. Hold the cum to yourself. Hold the cum, hold the applause. Hold the applause and hold the cum, because I... Now, if it were Barron Trump, you would accept the call. Now, as I'm calling you out, he's 18. I would suck him. Oh, is he not? I don't know. I thought he was. I don't know, actually. I think he's close. Ask Siri. Hey, Siri, how old is Barron Trump? Oh, he's almost there. He's 17. You wouldn't do it then. I would not do it, but I would at 18. I want that money. You're well, or I would marry it. You'd have to get married. You just married. Well, yeah, it's all going out the window. Yeah. It's like, it's like, is it really money or is it all like, I feel like it's all just like 3 million. He's like, yep, I got all this money. People like, believe him. So he just like, Oh, it's all these things. I don't think you have the money anymore. Let me see your bank account. Let me see your account. I want to see the checking account. Yeah, let's make that true not stocks and buildings and other bullshit Like which speaking of the actual side note from me my life. Yeah, my hand is now at a hundred and sixty-five Million, that's insane. That's more than like that's insane. It's like what? I don't know how in the past year because of the stock market going up insane. Yeah, that's why everyone's like the economist I'm like, it's like no, it's not you're just making shit up Let's go to the border. Oh the can't caravan. It was like 20 trucks. Actually. It was only 20 trucks and they got their tires slashed That whole caravan, it fell apart. There's no trucks that went. 20. They ended up in Florida. No, just now, this week, this caravan. Are you talking about the Mexican caravan? Yeah, the ones going to the- No. Or are you talking about the people who are going to block? The white people going to block. The truckers for Trump or whatever it is. I actually saw that in person when I was in DC. And it was not sad. It's exactly what you'd expect. It's literally everybody that you hate in your home, not a single tooth around. Just literally think about your worst, most country gas station slash grocery store and walk inside. These are the people that want to tell you that you're stupid. Yeah. And you're not saying because you're looking at your stupid. I'm just saying maybe you haven't experienced life that much. Okay. And that's all I gotta say about that. Call us 614-721-5336. 614-721-5336. She's not doing so well at gmail.com. This has been another episode of Not Well, I'm Jim. And I'm Bobby. Follow, subscribe, review, and see you next time. Oh, show us your dicks. I hate when you do that. I do hate when you do that because I have to edit it every time. Show us your cocks when you see us in public. Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye. Unless you want to get raided like Seattle. I