{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"startTime":9.899,"endTime":13.28,"body":"Clidia is a beautiful name, and I'm tired of everybody making fun of it. I"},{"startTime":13.32,"endTime":16.742,"body":"named my daughter Clidia. People have always loved the name Lydia,"},{"startTime":17.402,"endTime":20.523,"body":"but I have a C name. My name is Cass. So I was"},{"startTime":20.543,"endTime":23.604,"body":"like, I want my daughter to have a C sound at the beginning of"},{"startTime":23.664,"endTime":27.665,"body":"her name. So I was like, how about I just add a C in"},{"startTime":31.871,"endTime":35.372,"body":"And I thought that that really flowed off the tongue well. And"},{"startTime":35.492,"endTime":38.932,"body":"so I went with it. And she's made that up a lot at school."},{"startTime":38.972,"endTime":42.853,"body":"And I've always wondered, why are these kids so mean? Like, my God, it's"},{"startTime":42.913,"endTime":46.434,"body":"a name. It's a beautiful name. And now I'm realizing after posting"},{"startTime":46.714,"endTime":50.494,"body":"TikToks about her, I'm realizing that they're"},{"startTime":50.534,"endTime":53.875,"body":"learning to bully my daughter from their parents because these adults"},{"startTime":54.235,"endTime":57.995,"body":"on this app, they're rude. I cannot believe"},{"startTime":61.797,"endTime":65.278,"body":"First of all, I need my son come rag"},{"startTime":65.318,"endTime":68.939,"body":"and everyone hates him and they're mean and bullying him because my name starts the cum"},{"startTime":68.98,"endTime":74.081,"body":"rag is a beautiful name his name was um rag, but then I Cut"},{"startTime":74.281,"endTime":77.402,"body":"in front of my name. I mean her nicknames are clip First of all, you"},{"startTime":77.422,"endTime":80.884,"body":"look like a priestly media that yeah like at the church preschool not"},{"startTime":80.924,"endTime":84.545,"body":"like in the basement You're like all the kids come to the basement to be indoctrinated. Oh"},{"startTime":85.404,"endTime":88.788,"body":"Like, you named her Chlamydia and you're wondering why... It's"},{"startTime":88.848,"endTime":92.191,"body":"either clit or chlamydia, but it's the same thing. Like, girl, you sound"},{"startTime":92.211,"endTime":95.615,"body":"like a drug. You sound like a drug. Well, you sound like a drug. You sound like a venereal disease and"},{"startTime":95.655,"endTime":98.758,"body":"a pussy. I'm sorry, like... And like you were on drugs when"},{"startTime":98.778,"endTime":102.081,"body":"you named her. And she's like, it's a beautiful name. Girl, it's not... It's not beautiful. Fetch"},{"startTime":102.101,"endTime":105.665,"body":"is not gonna happen in this situation, okay? Beautiful to whom? I"},{"startTime":105.705,"endTime":108.947,"body":"would say not to anyone I know. I liked Lydia, first of"},{"startTime":109.007,"endTime":112.71,"body":"all. Lydia's a horrible name. Also, have you watched The Handmaid's Tale? Like, girl."},{"startTime":113.03,"endTime":118.594,"body":"Aunt Lydia. Like, there are people trying to do things with..."},{"startTime":118.994,"endTime":122.737,"body":"This gum is like bothering me. I'm"},{"startTime":122.757,"endTime":125.879,"body":"like... There are people trying to... Like, it"},{"startTime":125.899,"endTime":129.321,"body":"started to slip and I'm like... I literally started focusing... You caught,"},{"startTime":129.341,"endTime":132.483,"body":"tried to catch it in your mouth. Yeah, so I was trying to be like, don't make noises with the"},{"startTime":132.523,"endTime":136.028,"body":"gum so that I could not speak after that. At this point,"},{"startTime":136.249,"endTime":139.39,"body":"I like the noises. You know"},{"startTime":139.41,"endTime":142.532,"body":"what I'm tired of? You know what I mean? My name's Clidia. Like,"},{"startTime":142.552,"endTime":147.074,"body":"can you imagine her introducing herself? What's her last name, too? It's like Butts. Clidia"},{"startTime":147.094,"endTime":151.377,"body":"Butts. My name's Clidia Butts. I'm"},{"startTime":151.417,"endTime":154.518,"body":"tired of the modern name thing because, you"},{"startTime":154.558,"endTime":158.16,"body":"know, the Kaylee, the spelling, like the G-H's. Braylee. Braylee."},{"startTime":161.025,"endTime":164.228,"body":"There's a ton of names like that. There's so many funny, people are"},{"startTime":164.248,"endTime":167.412,"body":"funny. Yeah. Um, hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm"},{"startTime":167.452,"endTime":170.775,"body":"Bobby. And Gem. And that was a little fun introduction, but here's the"},{"startTime":170.795,"endTime":174.019,"body":"thing. I'm really not fucking happy. You're not well. You're"},{"startTime":174.059,"endTime":177.923,"body":"not well. I am not well. You might as well call me Clidia. Because."},{"startTime":178.023,"endTime":181.587,"body":"Aunt Clidia. Some motherfucker stole from me today. Mm-hmm."},{"startTime":183.379,"endTime":187.105,"body":"And we're going to leave it up to you to guess. I'll show you the video. Right"},{"startTime":187.165,"endTime":190.37,"body":"here is the video. Now, they're wearing a Kansas City Chiefs hat. So"},{"startTime":190.39,"endTime":194.863,"body":"they probably stole that off a porch for winning the championship. Our"},{"startTime":194.943,"endTime":197.984,"body":"shoes are probably stolen and the bike looks a"},{"startTime":198.024,"endTime":201.326,"body":"little nice for someone just right. If I'm being honest with you, I was ready"},{"startTime":201.406,"endTime":204.527,"body":"to drive around this fucking neighbor. I did. I'm not going to lie to you. I went"},{"startTime":204.547,"endTime":207.669,"body":"all the way down to the East Market and you weren't just ready. I wasn't ready. I did. And I was"},{"startTime":207.689,"endTime":211.33,"body":"going to see that motherfucker. I was going to jump out of the car and take him out. You"},{"startTime":211.37,"endTime":214.509,"body":"don't steal blankets off of my fucking porch. That's where you drive up"},{"startTime":214.549,"endTime":217.653,"body":"next to them, right next to them, and then slam open your door and knock them"},{"startTime":217.734,"endTime":220.958,"body":"off the bike. What's up, motherfucker? Yeah, like, oops. Like, I'm done with that shit."},{"startTime":220.978,"endTime":224.302,"body":"Don't steal. Do you need $5? I'll give you $5. Don't steal"},{"startTime":224.322,"endTime":227.357,"body":"my goddamn blankets. I mean, I"},{"startTime":227.737,"endTime":231.478,"body":"don't understand when this became a thing that you just steal packages"},{"startTime":231.618,"endTime":235.059,"body":"off of porches. Because go to the store and steal. Steal"},{"startTime":235.079,"endTime":238.22,"body":"from corporations, not individuals in your neighborhood. You can steal the $10,000 for"},{"startTime":238.26,"endTime":241.401,"body":"getting arrested. So go to Target. Go to Target. Load up your cart and"},{"startTime":241.461,"endTime":245.062,"body":"walk out. Also, you don't even know what you're getting. You could be getting I"},{"startTime":245.123,"endTime":248.705,"body":"don't diaper or like to me the things that we we recently ordered"},{"startTime":248.805,"endTime":252.027,"body":"a mirror in our for our shower Mm-hmm. Why would you steal that"},{"startTime":252.047,"endTime":255.31,"body":"and write that you don't want that? We don't want you can't sell it was $10 on Amazon. I'm trying"},{"startTime":255.33,"endTime":258.392,"body":"to I don't know what they're trying to do I got some I mean, I"},{"startTime":258.412,"endTime":261.634,"body":"guess so they think if they get a nice thing, right? Like oh, here's a GoPro but like they're gonna"},{"startTime":261.694,"endTime":264.936,"body":"open that and have a blanket Well, I guess the drug dealers. So here's how"},{"startTime":264.956,"endTime":268.939,"body":"it works. This is what I learned when we first got stolen from when first moved here The"},{"startTime":268.979,"endTime":272.281,"body":"drug dealer times. Yeah, it's been like a year for the drug"},{"startTime":272.321,"endTime":276.003,"body":"dealer Well then take that GoPro, give"},{"startTime":276.023,"endTime":279.264,"body":"the guy drugs and a little bit of cash, but not a lot, like $10 and here's some"},{"startTime":279.284,"endTime":282.626,"body":"drugs. So the guy can have his tweak. And"},{"startTime":282.666,"endTime":286.047,"body":"then this guy then takes this GoPro, the pimp"},{"startTime":286.107,"endTime":289.669,"body":"guy or whatever the fuck the drug dealer goes, to the pawn shop with the GoPro. And"},{"startTime":289.689,"endTime":292.77,"body":"it makes $150. So it's all a big scheme, and"},{"startTime":292.79,"endTime":296.211,"body":"they're driving around in their little motherfucking like fake ass Escalades, or not Escalades,"},{"startTime":296.231,"endTime":300.833,"body":"they're like, to like Chevy, Tahoe, it's like, girl, I"},{"startTime":300.893,"endTime":304.334,"body":"know. I'm done. It's embarrassing. Now, I"},{"startTime":304.354,"endTime":307.455,"body":"thought you had a policy where all packages are thrown over the back fence. I"},{"startTime":307.475,"endTime":310.596,"body":"do, for Amazon. The problem is this was the USPS. So"},{"startTime":310.656,"endTime":314.237,"body":"now I'm gonna have a big note on the front door, but then I don't want the- They're"},{"startTime":314.257,"endTime":317.338,"body":"gonna climb the fence, yeah. Right, it's like I can't win. They would just climb the"},{"startTime":317.358,"endTime":320.439,"body":"fence and be like, okay, there's five packages back here. Unless I put it"},{"startTime":320.499,"endTime":323.7,"body":"so small in the door that the mailman will see it or the UPS guy would see it. And then"},{"startTime":323.72,"endTime":326.902,"body":"from the street, you can't see it. Right, it just kinda looks- Unless at this point you're on"},{"startTime":326.942,"endTime":330.324,"body":"their list of frequent frequent ones to him. They're like, this house"},{"startTime":330.364,"endTime":333.527,"body":"always gets packages. I mean, I just send them to"},{"startTime":333.547,"endTime":337.27,"body":"work, but that's worse because I'm like every day I'm getting a package and people think I'm like"},{"startTime":337.95,"endTime":341.033,"body":"spending all my money on stuff. And I am. But now, since I"},{"startTime":341.053,"endTime":344.336,"body":"moved in May 2021, zero packages have been stolen from my porch. And"},{"startTime":344.356,"endTime":347.839,"body":"that's fine. And that's you live on a great street. We do. We're lucky."},{"startTime":347.879,"endTime":351.162,"body":"We're blessed. You're blessed. You're blessed. For us, we're"},{"startTime":351.182,"endTime":354.383,"body":"still working on it. We do have like a lot of big houses on the street, but then"},{"startTime":354.423,"endTime":357.564,"body":"we also like, I don't know why. Actually, there's"},{"startTime":357.584,"endTime":361.706,"body":"a lot of new houses. They're all half a million dollars. Which,"},{"startTime":367.128,"endTime":370.289,"body":"And I didn't even ask her budget, but I was like, but, you know,"},{"startTime":370.309,"endTime":373.531,"body":"she has money, like she can get a house. I think she could afford"},{"startTime":373.571,"endTime":376.712,"body":"a half a million dollar house, but I'm looking on Zillow and like,"},{"startTime":377.332,"endTime":380.755,"body":"I found two houses in the good areas that were that price."},{"startTime":381.095,"endTime":384.197,"body":"That's it. We could sell this house for six, apparently. Yeah. Oh, I'm"},{"startTime":384.258,"endTime":387.28,"body":"sure. I mean, with that new thing going up over there, there's a"},{"startTime":387.34,"endTime":390.663,"body":"whole big apartment coming. Have you seen that? Yeah. It's huge. They"},{"startTime":390.683,"endTime":393.905,"body":"need to get a grocery store out here. I think they're going to do that next. A lot of the gays"},{"startTime":393.945,"endTime":397.028,"body":"are going to move in there. They're going to be renting apartments. They're going to"},{"startTime":397.048,"endTime":400.37,"body":"be on Grindr with all the new apartments. That's a good point. It's good. It's great."},{"startTime":400.39,"endTime":403.533,"body":"Sniffies will be hopping. Also, I heard a"},{"startTime":403.573,"endTime":407.136,"body":"story. This is from Colleen at work. Apparently there"},{"startTime":407.156,"endTime":410.198,"body":"was a 13 year old Kia boy, and she doesn't know if it happened here But I think it's a"},{"startTime":410.238,"endTime":413.541,"body":"very interesting story Yeah, like the car the Kia boys who go"},{"startTime":413.601,"endTime":416.764,"body":"around and stealing Kia's and then wrecking them. That's it. Oh,"},{"startTime":422.169,"endTime":425.492,"body":"Two people in Columbus are facing felony charges after police say"},{"startTime":425.512,"endTime":429.395,"body":"they kidnapped a 13-year-old boy after allegedly catching"},{"startTime":429.455,"endTime":432.838,"body":"him inside their Kia. Police say the suspects forced"},{"startTime":432.878,"endTime":437.181,"body":"the boy into their home at gunpoint and demanded $3,000 from"},{"startTime":439.543,"endTime":442.704,"body":"The boy told police he was inside Pratt's vehicle when he was"},{"startTime":442.744,"endTime":446.005,"body":"confronted at gunpoint, assaulted and forced inside the"},{"startTime":446.045,"endTime":449.186,"body":"apartment. Police believe Pratt called the boy's father and"},{"startTime":449.206,"endTime":452.387,"body":"demanded $3000 in ransom for the damage to"},{"startTime":452.427,"endTime":456.168,"body":"her car. In the same parking lot where this incident happened, we"},{"startTime":456.228,"endTime":459.709,"body":"saw a Hyundai parked with its window shattered and ignition torn apart."},{"startTime":459.729,"endTime":462.969,"body":"Don't take justice into your own hands, but I do think"},{"startTime":463.05,"endTime":466.448,"body":"it's evidence in a reflection of the frustration that people have. They"},{"startTime":466.468,"endTime":469.931,"body":"want to be able to maintain their livelihood, pay their bills, and they know that"},{"startTime":472.633,"endTime":476.556,"body":"They found a Hyundai and Kia have the same key. Hyundai? They"},{"startTime":476.596,"endTime":480.499,"body":"can like pop open the thing and then like use some kind of... Or Hyundai? Yeah. Hyundai. Is"},{"startTime":480.539,"endTime":483.842,"body":"it Hyundai or Hyundai? I would say Hyundai. Hyundai? Hyundai. Oh"},{"startTime":483.882,"endTime":487.445,"body":"my. I don't know how I feel about... I know. It's like, I feel..."},{"startTime":487.665,"endTime":490.767,"body":"I feel... I feel like... Vindicated! What"},{"startTime":490.787,"endTime":494.09,"body":"do we got to do to get these kids on a ceiling take it in our own hands"},{"startTime":494.311,"endTime":497.674,"body":"knock them out? You're under 18 You are under the responsibility of"},{"startTime":497.694,"endTime":501.117,"body":"your parents like these parents are not paying attention to what their kids knowing if"},{"startTime":501.157,"endTime":504.62,"body":"you're fucking 13 years old scary car Where they live fuck. Yeah,"},{"startTime":504.64,"endTime":508.083,"body":"if you're 13, where do they live? Do they live in their own apartment with their own income? No,"},{"startTime":508.243,"endTime":511.466,"body":"they live under your house. You can keep them at home and"},{"startTime":511.506,"endTime":514.669,"body":"the problem is and again Well, first of all, cell phones, who's"},{"startTime":514.689,"endTime":518.012,"body":"paying the cell phone bill? There's so much there. It's like you are"},{"startTime":518.072,"endTime":522.016,"body":"the parent. I think there's a lot of parents just ignoring their children. And"},{"startTime":522.036,"endTime":525.238,"body":"then this happens. This is why I just it"},{"startTime":525.318,"endTime":528.741,"body":"just it's just this is why we need abortions. Like I"},{"startTime":528.821,"endTime":532.324,"body":"honestly have way too many people who shouldn't be parents. We live in Gilead now in Ohio, so"},{"startTime":532.364,"endTime":535.807,"body":"you can even vote for something. It'll get ripped apart. So even if you vote for"},{"startTime":535.827,"endTime":541.491,"body":"it, the people say they want it. They're like, no, that's not what you want. What's"},{"startTime":541.531,"endTime":545.032,"body":"the fucking point so anyway, I'm really pissed off at the neighborly love"},{"startTime":545.213,"endTime":548.334,"body":"that's happening around if you need to suck suck if"},{"startTime":548.354,"endTime":552.275,"body":"you need some money I'm not sucking these guys dicks cuz they're probably musty to"},{"startTime":552.295,"endTime":560.318,"body":"be honest Sorry, I'm sorry God Oh,"},{"startTime":560.358,"endTime":563.48,"body":"God. So anyway, I want to see if"},{"startTime":563.5,"endTime":567.381,"body":"we have any voicemails. I mean, I'm yes, Queen, because"},{"startTime":567.421,"endTime":570.523,"body":"right now I'm not really that prepared, but I have topics. Oh,"},{"startTime":570.563,"endTime":573.764,"body":"I know. But I just want to kind of come in and come in and fuck it"},{"startTime":576.205,"endTime":579.486,"body":"Hi. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Here's the thing."},{"startTime":579.646,"endTime":584.008,"body":"Thatcher had some weed. All gay guys are like secretly"},{"startTime":584.508,"endTime":588.25,"body":"like just raunchy, dirty, like sexual"},{"startTime":588.31,"endTime":591.708,"body":"human beings. because I'm"},{"startTime":591.868,"endTime":595.851,"body":"not very sexual. I'm not very like sex"},{"startTime":596.472,"endTime":599.895,"body":"seeking or intimate. But I"},{"startTime":599.915,"endTime":603.518,"body":"was watching this podcast with this guy and he was like a normal,"},{"startTime":603.678,"endTime":607.281,"body":"quiet, like boring person."},{"startTime":607.561,"endTime":610.944,"body":"But as soon as the other person who was on the podcast unzipped his"},{"startTime":611.004,"endTime":614.647,"body":"pants because they were too tight, he instantly turned"},{"startTime":614.667,"endTime":618.35,"body":"to like this corny animal. Like it was weird."},{"startTime":618.45,"endTime":621.718,"body":"And I I think that all gay guys have"},{"startTime":621.778,"endTime":625.1,"body":"that kind of like annoying or that"},{"startTime":625.24,"endTime":628.341,"body":"tick or whatever you fucking call it. Um, so let me"},{"startTime":628.361,"endTime":631.742,"body":"know what you think about that. Do you think there are different"},{"startTime":634.383,"endTime":638.325,"body":"So, yeah, yes, absolutely. Oh yeah."},{"startTime":638.645,"endTime":642.027,"body":"You think there are different types? You think there are some that are just total? It's like,"},{"startTime":642.307,"endTime":646.272,"body":"yeah. Okay. Now, okay, ladies, think"},{"startTime":646.312,"endTime":649.417,"body":"about when it's the end of the night and you're at the bar and the lights come on and"},{"startTime":649.437,"endTime":652.975,"body":"all the straight men are walking at you like they can only see you with heat. and"},{"startTime":652.995,"endTime":657.176,"body":"they're just like looking for you, like they're looking for any pussy to go home with. Gay"},{"startTime":657.196,"endTime":660.397,"body":"guys have the same sense, but it's usually immediately and trigger, it's"},{"startTime":660.437,"endTime":664.278,"body":"not, we don't wait till the end of the night. We're starting now. I"},{"startTime":664.658,"endTime":669.22,"body":"definitely see it, I know you have it for sure, for sure. So"},{"startTime":669.26,"endTime":672.621,"body":"for me, I'm kinda like Thatcher, I'd rather you, the"},{"startTime":672.681,"endTime":676.362,"body":"minute you start getting sexual with me, especially early, done,"},{"startTime":676.882,"endTime":680.383,"body":"I'm not into you. But if I have to sort of like, so,"},{"startTime":681.903,"endTime":685.549,"body":"Like the one guy in New Orleans, the one guy, the football guy, which didn't go anywhere, obviously,"},{"startTime":685.589,"endTime":688.675,"body":"but like, I know I gave in and I was like, and then he"},{"startTime":688.715,"endTime":692.407,"body":"was like, you do this all the time, man, man, man. I'm like, you know what? You're"},{"startTime":692.427,"endTime":695.75,"body":"like, yeah, and, yes, and. Yeah, you're on notice. All these people are on notice. I'm"},{"startTime":695.77,"endTime":699.172,"body":"just telling you right now, and nobody knows, but by summer,"},{"startTime":699.692,"endTime":703.475,"body":"everyone's about to be fucked up from me. Yeah, you're getting fucked. You're"},{"startTime":703.495,"endTime":707.438,"body":"making the rounds. Oh, I'm gonna be a total heartbreaker. I"},{"startTime":707.478,"endTime":711.281,"body":"know. Thank you. Because by summer, honey. Honey, I'm not gonna be able to see. Whoa."},{"startTime":712.101,"endTime":715.404,"body":"I'm not even able to see. People are gonna look up while they're sucking"},{"startTime":715.424,"endTime":718.666,"body":"your dick and see your eyes, not your stomach. Yep, they're gonna be able to look at my eyes. And you're gonna"},{"startTime":718.686,"endTime":722.009,"body":"look me in the face. Yep. It's gonna happen. But"},{"startTime":722.049,"endTime":725.694,"body":"yeah, like I feel like you I mean, I mean you see"},{"startTime":725.734,"endTime":729.098,"body":"somebody and you zero in that's what oh, yeah That's when I get frustrated because"},{"startTime":729.118,"endTime":732.162,"body":"I'm like, hello we're still talking about like we're in the middle of"},{"startTime":732.182,"endTime":735.467,"body":"a motherfucking conversation about like life like I'm like I hate"},{"startTime":735.507,"endTime":739.649,"body":"my life and you're like Hot guy, hot guy. Hi! Oh"},{"startTime":739.669,"endTime":743.352,"body":"my God, I love your name. Where'd you get this ring, Tiffany's? Oh"},{"startTime":743.392,"endTime":747.576,"body":"my God. Wait, what guy was that? There was a guy with a good ring. It's fucking Lars,"},{"startTime":747.616,"endTime":751.779,"body":"or whatever his name was, from New Orleans. Lars. What was his name? Ethan,"},{"startTime":751.879,"endTime":755.902,"body":"Ian, Thethan. Liam. Liam."},{"startTime":756.403,"endTime":759.945,"body":"Oh him, okay, I thought there was someone else. No, because you're like, I love your rings. And"},{"startTime":759.965,"endTime":763.03,"body":"then all of a sudden it's like, this is you. And"},{"startTime":763.05,"endTime":766.432,"body":"I'm like, this bitch, I'm literally telling him I'm losing my life,"},{"startTime":766.733,"endTime":770.015,"body":"and he doesn't care. Honey, this was so"},{"startTime":770.075,"endTime":773.417,"body":"far deep into the, this was at like four hours after Hand Grenade. Also alcohol, yeah."},{"startTime":773.557,"endTime":776.899,"body":"Five different drinks there, because they were like, do you want more seltzers? Here's another"},{"startTime":776.959,"endTime":780.061,"body":"seltzer. I was like, yeah, I think they were trying to rape us. Is that"},{"startTime":780.081,"endTime":783.444,"body":"why? And honestly, well. Oh yeah, they did invite us back to the, wait. But"},{"startTime":783.624,"endTime":786.966,"body":"I do think there are certain guys that really are just, there"},{"startTime":787.126,"endTime":790.85,"body":"are men, There are gay men who have absolutely"},{"startTime":790.89,"endTime":794.093,"body":"zero sexual energy and they're not asexual, like they've never"},{"startTime":794.153,"endTime":797.457,"body":"claimed to be. No. Like they said, they've hooked up with people that I know"},{"startTime":797.477,"endTime":801.0,"body":"some guys that I like meet them. I don't get any sexual"},{"startTime":801.04,"endTime":804.144,"body":"energy from. Do you want to know one of them? And I think it's"},{"startTime":804.164,"endTime":809.294,"body":"because we're in the wrong age range. Oh, you know who? He"},{"startTime":809.334,"endTime":812.475,"body":"has no sexual energy at all. You can talk to him the whole night, and he's just"},{"startTime":812.495,"endTime":815.876,"body":"like, aha! And raises his eyebrows like- No, honestly, you're"},{"startTime":815.956,"endTime":819.398,"body":"absolutely right. Like, but there's no tingle, there's no feeling of like, he"},{"startTime":819.418,"endTime":822.859,"body":"could be flirting, he could be this. But even if he's, even if these people are flirting with the"},{"startTime":822.879,"endTime":826.78,"body":"people that they want to be flirting with, it's awkward. You still don't feel it. Right. You"},{"startTime":826.8,"endTime":830.062,"body":"know who else? I mean, he's not gay, but like, no"},{"startTime":830.102,"endTime":833.264,"body":"sexual energy there. 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You have no"},{"startTime":860.928,"endTime":864.07,"body":"idea how good the sex was or if she even liked it. You didn't follow up. You didn't"},{"startTime":867.451,"endTime":871.013,"body":"You were probably terrible at it. You're so gross. You probably had whiskey dick."},{"startTime":875.235,"endTime":879.997,"body":"Yeah, gross. Gross. Like toenail fungus, the whole nine yards. It's"},{"startTime":880.318,"endTime":883.68,"body":"I don't I do socks on the ground. It's giving me paper"},{"startTime":883.7,"endTime":887.683,"body":"towels with underwear with hearts on there with shit stains like Boxers"},{"startTime":887.703,"endTime":890.825,"body":"with shit since he wore him for four days in a row because he didn't do his"},{"startTime":890.845,"endTime":893.987,"body":"laundry It's just I don't think they're gonna smell of a"},{"startTime":894.027,"endTime":897.149,"body":"locker room. It's so bad like you open the bedroom door. It's just"},{"startTime":897.169,"endTime":901.091,"body":"like yeah, it's like Dan Dan. Yeah, it's like like Hmm. What"},{"startTime":901.112,"endTime":904.453,"body":"are you doing in here? Yeah, like Oh Wash your fucking"},{"startTime":904.513,"endTime":907.834,"body":"clothes and your feet like wins a good question to ask someone is when's"},{"startTime":907.854,"endTime":911.076,"body":"the last time you washed your sheets? And if it's longer than two weeks,"},{"startTime":911.096,"endTime":914.217,"body":"yeah, you should never go more than two weeks First of all, it's bad for"},{"startTime":914.257,"endTime":917.658,"body":"the sheets. Like I have linen. Yeah, literally you have a thousand count"},{"startTime":917.678,"endTime":920.779,"body":"It's gotta like be girl. Ah, everyone has skin oils on even if"},{"startTime":920.799,"endTime":924.161,"body":"you just took a shower before bed You're gonna get oil on the sheets like it breaks"},{"startTime":924.181,"endTime":927.762,"body":"it down. Yeah, you sweat. You've got to wash your sheets straight"},{"startTime":927.782,"endTime":931.464,"body":"guys Don't wash their sheets. They do not No, they're throwing on the same"},{"startTime":931.524,"endTime":935.045,"body":"bed skirt. Last month, two months ago. It's"},{"startTime":935.105,"endTime":939.067,"body":"bad, especially when you're in your early 20s, but for some reason, that's who I'm attracted to. Same."},{"startTime":941.228,"endTime":944.349,"body":"It's so annoying. So I don't know where we were with this, but. And then I"},{"startTime":944.389,"endTime":947.85,"body":"do think there are, but I do think most gay guys are repressed because"},{"startTime":947.91,"endTime":951.112,"body":"of how we grew up. We're scared too. So yeah, like unzipping a pant, there"},{"startTime":951.172,"endTime":954.293,"body":"are certain moves that a guy can do that I'm, both of us are"},{"startTime":954.333,"endTime":957.466,"body":"instantly gonna be like, oh, are you fucking kidding me? So yeah, there is"},{"startTime":957.486,"endTime":960.949,"body":"certain looks, there's certain things that they can do. Oh my god, and it makes us wild."},{"startTime":961.149,"endTime":964.272,"body":"We get feral, as Gen Z says online. I"},{"startTime":968.956,"endTime":973.4,"body":"Even if you're the type like me, you have to chase. You gotta be chased. I"},{"startTime":973.42,"endTime":976.804,"body":"want to be chased, but I also will turn into a chaser if you see certain. Oh,"},{"startTime":976.864,"endTime":980.268,"body":"no, if I. Oh, for sure. I've seen, you know, the"},{"startTime":980.288,"endTime":983.812,"body":"guys like, oh, you know, Las Vegas when we were in L.A. and"},{"startTime":984.152,"endTime":987.456,"body":"all of a sudden you're like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bro. And"},{"startTime":987.496,"endTime":990.74,"body":"I'm like, oh, I'm not being chased anymore. When I'm being chased, I don't even look"},{"startTime":990.76,"endTime":993.963,"body":"at you at all. You're like, let's not talk to them. Yeah. Yeah,"},{"startTime":994.023,"endTime":997.186,"body":"I don't. I always say don't talk. And then I guess what? They come up to us."},{"startTime":997.486,"endTime":1000.649,"body":"And they do. It does work. It's just your style. So I think"},{"startTime":1001.05,"endTime":1004.172,"body":"I guess that's really the answer is that the answer. The"},{"startTime":1004.313,"endTime":1008.416,"body":"answer is that most of the edibles hitting. Sorry. The"},{"startTime":1009.297,"endTime":1012.54,"body":"the answer to this riddle, Thatcher, is that there"},{"startTime":1012.6,"endTime":1015.803,"body":"are different styles. And just because you're not overly sexual doesn't mean you're not"},{"startTime":1015.883,"endTime":1020.75,"body":"sexual. It just means you haven't met the right one. I"},{"startTime":1020.77,"endTime":1024.494,"body":"don't know, you know what I mean? Thank you, Mrs. Ruth. Who's that old sex advice"},{"startTime":1024.514,"endTime":1029.238,"body":"columnist, like Ruth something? Ruth Gator Binsburg. Ruth Gator"},{"startTime":1029.278,"endTime":1033.022,"body":"Binsburg. You didn't even say it right. Dr. Ruth? Dr."},{"startTime":1033.062,"endTime":1036.865,"body":"Ruth, that's it. Yeah, Dr. Ruth. There's also like Ruth Gator Binsburg."},{"startTime":1036.885,"endTime":1040.268,"body":"Ask Amy or something. It's like, what are all these? Dear Amy, my"},{"startTime":1040.749,"endTime":1046.479,"body":"husband just came out gay. It's like, girl. Actually,"},{"startTime":1046.699,"endTime":1050.14,"body":"I think it's more common than we know. Think about how many gay men I know who were married"},{"startTime":1050.18,"endTime":1054.841,"body":"previously. So many. And currently, I"},{"startTime":1055.701,"endTime":1059.042,"body":"know so many straight men who are not really"},{"startTime":1059.062,"endTime":1062.664,"body":"fully straight. If society told us the truth and"},{"startTime":1062.684,"endTime":1065.845,"body":"you had to tell, there was a way to tell. Oh, that'd be so cool"},{"startTime":1065.885,"endTime":1071.006,"body":"if you breathed a breathalyzer. And it's like bisexual. has"},{"startTime":1071.166,"endTime":1074.607,"body":"a little mole right here, not an ugly mole, but it's like a little mark. Now"},{"startTime":1074.627,"endTime":1077.888,"body":"we're entering into Nazi territory. Let's"},{"startTime":1077.948,"endTime":1081.189,"body":"mark everyone that's gay. No, but I'm just saying like if it was like some"},{"startTime":1081.229,"endTime":1084.29,"body":"people with blue eyes, you can't not see people with blue eyes. You"},{"startTime":1084.31,"endTime":1087.631,"body":"either have blue eyes or you don't. You can wear contacts though"},{"startTime":1087.651,"endTime":1090.964,"body":"and hide them. And that's what the closet cases do,"},{"startTime":1091.044,"endTime":1094.486,"body":"but there's more blue eyes than the people. They put on a football jersey"},{"startTime":1094.526,"endTime":1097.788,"body":"to pretend they're straight, but in reality, they want to suck dick. They"},{"startTime":1097.808,"endTime":1101.43,"body":"want to suck dick, but they're still going to fuck their wife. They want to climb in the trough at the OSU stadium"},{"startTime":1101.45,"endTime":1104.972,"body":"and get pissed on. Why do you think they're all standing there"},{"startTime":1105.012,"endTime":1108.154,"body":"like, oh, I gotta get another beer, bro. And then they act a little drunk and"},{"startTime":1108.174,"endTime":1111.836,"body":"their eyes go down and they look at all their friends' dicks. Dude, nice cock. What"},{"startTime":1111.896,"endTime":1115.078,"body":"are you working with? I"},{"startTime":1115.138,"endTime":1118.461,"body":"mean, you know, they all touch each other's dicks. I know I"},{"startTime":1118.541,"endTime":1122.104,"body":"can't. I just really want a straight fraternity like moment"},{"startTime":1122.144,"endTime":1125.287,"body":"where I'm just like laying there and they're just"},{"startTime":1125.347,"endTime":1128.569,"body":"all over me. Yes. Oh my God. That sounds fun. I could do"},{"startTime":1128.609,"endTime":1132.064,"body":"that. Just like. I would pretend I could Helen Keller"},{"startTime":1132.105,"endTime":1136.087,"body":"through that. I have something to tell you. Oh wait,"},{"startTime":1136.107,"endTime":1139.39,"body":"you have a new one. You're Terry Shivo. That would be more Terry"},{"startTime":1139.41,"endTime":1143.513,"body":"Shivo. Yeah, that would be a Terry Shivo. But"},{"startTime":1143.793,"endTime":1147.156,"body":"Shivo's this. And that's what you were doing in New Orleans. You"},{"startTime":1148.296,"endTime":1151.779,"body":"were like, I am paralyzed. When? You"},{"startTime":1151.799,"endTime":1155.301,"body":"were like, you told me that that guy was, you told him. I"},{"startTime":1155.322,"endTime":1159.307,"body":"just was like, you're doing everything, I'm not doing anything. You Terry Scheibe-o'd someone."},{"startTime":1159.567,"endTime":1162.648,"body":"When you don't want to re-sip, that's called the Terry Scheibe-o. I don't want"},{"startTime":1162.668,"endTime":1166.109,"body":"to re-sip. Now, I do have one other little thing to tell you. Okay. So,"},{"startTime":1166.83,"endTime":1170.251,"body":"before I went to the bar on Saturday night, I was watching My"},{"startTime":1170.331,"endTime":1173.992,"body":"Friend Anne Frank on Netflix. It's a German video movie."},{"startTime":1175.113,"endTime":1178.194,"body":"It's subtitled or whatever, or dubbed. Oh, wow. Oh, I"},{"startTime":1178.234,"endTime":1181.955,"body":"love dubs. They look so... Girl."},{"startTime":1182.135,"endTime":1185.317,"body":"It doesn't look good. It's like, just put the subtitles on. So, I have a new theory about"},{"startTime":1185.337,"endTime":1188.732,"body":"Anne Frank. I think she was a whore. Sorry."},{"startTime":1188.752,"endTime":1192.334,"body":"I think she was a little 13-year-old slut. Really? She"},{"startTime":1192.394,"endTime":1196.237,"body":"ended up going to the movie theater with the German boys. Okay."},{"startTime":1196.257,"endTime":1200.2,"body":"So she had a friend, Hannah. Hannah and Anna. Oh,"},{"startTime":1200.24,"endTime":1204.243,"body":"God. Hannah Frank. You know they fought all the time. Oh, yeah. That's"},{"startTime":1204.284,"endTime":1207.686,"body":"my friend Hannah. She's a fucking bitch. Well, Anne was kind of a cunt."},{"startTime":1208.006,"endTime":1211.429,"body":"And Anne had a smart mouth. That's why she wrote the diary,"},{"startTime":1211.509,"endTime":1214.711,"body":"if you will. I believe it. She was conniving. She kind"},{"startTime":1214.751,"endTime":1217.834,"body":"of was so I just want to make a comment if you've never seen that movie go ahead and watch it"},{"startTime":1218.154,"endTime":1221.336,"body":"because She's a slut and you'll see it. Now. There's"},{"startTime":1221.356,"endTime":1224.598,"body":"something I just had a thought and I shouldn't say that you"},{"startTime":1224.638,"endTime":1227.86,"body":"should say it I just had like a tingle and they suck."},{"startTime":1227.96,"endTime":1231.303,"body":"Oh, I know well Just kind"},{"startTime":1231.323,"endTime":1235.128,"body":"of that I just had a tingle about thinking of like a blonde guy in a uniform And"},{"startTime":1235.188,"endTime":1238.352,"body":"I'm now I'm not saying what uniform, but I'm just telling I'm"},{"startTime":1238.392,"endTime":1241.556,"body":"not gonna lie I just thought of like the blonde hair like combed over"},{"startTime":1241.596,"endTime":1245.1,"body":"with a little job and they have a good job like the jawline They're tall."},{"startTime":1245.12,"endTime":1248.284,"body":"They're fucking hands. They're like Oh, yell"},{"startTime":1248.304,"endTime":1251.487,"body":"at me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm listening. If that's the case, I'm putting on the Star of"},{"startTime":1251.507,"endTime":1254.71,"body":"David. I don't care. Yeah. Which I heard something about"},{"startTime":1254.73,"endTime":1258.314,"body":"you and the Star of David. Yes. Speaking of transitioning. So I"},{"startTime":1258.354,"endTime":1261.637,"body":"went to this Holocaust Memorial Day event with all this, these"},{"startTime":1261.677,"endTime":1264.741,"body":"Jews for peace, this group called Jews for Peace. Or"},{"startTime":1264.781,"endTime":1267.885,"body":"Jewish Voices for Peace. I just fucked up the"},{"startTime":1267.925,"endTime":1271.709,"body":"name because I'm watching you. He's half Jewish. Basically, I"},{"startTime":1271.81,"endTime":1275.114,"body":"said as we were rolling up a sign, I was like, well, because one person was holding one"},{"startTime":1275.134,"endTime":1278.859,"body":"end of the big sign and I was holding the other. Is that why you said Canva?"},{"startTime":1278.879,"endTime":1282.183,"body":"They made signs with Canva and they looked really good. I know. I was like, these"},{"startTime":1282.223,"endTime":1285.485,"body":"are good quality signs. Like it was pouring down rain and they didn't get"},{"startTime":1285.525,"endTime":1288.548,"body":"wet or ruined. So we're both rolling up from our ends and I"},{"startTime":1288.588,"endTime":1292.011,"body":"was like, are we rolling this up like a Torah? Are we rolling this up just like one"},{"startTime":1292.071,"endTime":1295.174,"body":"side only? So then later, like 20 minutes later, someone was"},{"startTime":1295.194,"endTime":1298.496,"body":"like, now, do you have any Jew in you? I was like,"},{"startTime":1298.557,"endTime":1303.915,"body":"not right now. I did last night. Oh. So,"},{"startTime":1303.995,"endTime":1308.079,"body":"you're part Jewish. There's actually, I work with a Jewish guy. Listen,"},{"startTime":1308.099,"endTime":1311.863,"body":"you know they're caught up. And that's, and he's pink too."},{"startTime":1312.103,"endTime":1315.426,"body":"So, I think a Jewish cock is really thick too. Like, they're kinda shorter,"},{"startTime":1315.446,"endTime":1318.929,"body":"but they're thick. Yeah. And you're like, whoa, what is that hog?"},{"startTime":1319.45,"endTime":1323.013,"body":"Oh my God, look at that ma'am. Ma'am. So, apparently"},{"startTime":1323.053,"endTime":1327.538,"body":"I'm Jewish now because I knew the word Torah. So, you were there with Sabreen"},{"startTime":1327.758,"endTime":1331.621,"body":"and then like this group Jewish Voices for Peace. So you were like Palestinian representing?"},{"startTime":1332.682,"endTime":1336.005,"body":"Okay. Well the Jews all, the Jews there were wearing"},{"startTime":1338.547,"endTime":1341.81,"body":"Right, they're like, all the Jews I know in my life hate"},{"startTime":1341.85,"endTime":1346.233,"body":"the genocide right now. Like they hate Zionism, they hate Israel. And"},{"startTime":1346.253,"endTime":1349.474,"body":"they're Jewish, so I don't want to hear that they're anti-Semitic from people. Like, fuck off."},{"startTime":1349.554,"endTime":1352.915,"body":"Honestly, it's more about, like, let's just, like, work it out here. Like,"},{"startTime":1352.935,"endTime":1357.175,"body":"what's the problem? I'm not even kidding. Like, I know that's, like, a high statement. But,"},{"startTime":1357.216,"endTime":1360.536,"body":"like, what is this? Oh, I was like, is that Harley"},{"startTime":1360.576,"endTime":1363.937,"body":"Davidson? You know what's kind of weird is that you didn't have tit. There's no tit."},{"startTime":1364.457,"endTime":1367.998,"body":"I know. It's like, where are you? It's there still, but, like, right. It's not. Like,"},{"startTime":1368.058,"endTime":1371.179,"body":"normally I would be like, that's weird. Honey, I'm hot. Where are"},{"startTime":1371.239,"endTime":1375.104,"body":"your tits? They're gone. Where have all the titties gone?"},{"startTime":1375.144,"endTime":1378.506,"body":"My tits are gone. Meanwhile. Meanwhile, I'm just going"},{"startTime":1378.526,"endTime":1381.568,"body":"to give them to you. I can't wait for you to be the fat friend. It's going to"},{"startTime":1381.588,"endTime":1385.149,"body":"be so fun. It's happening. It's happening. She's not literally like"},{"startTime":1385.229,"endTime":1388.831,"body":"it's I can't wait for Park City in the hot tub. Oh,"},{"startTime":1389.091,"endTime":1392.698,"body":"well, and see, I'm going to be a little insecure probably, but it's fine. Well,"},{"startTime":1392.798,"endTime":1396.239,"body":"you'll have a friend there who can. Trust me, if this"},{"startTime":1396.299,"endTime":1400.36,"body":"is on notice for anybody who is listening, I'm gonna absolutely."},{"startTime":1400.38,"endTime":1403.8,"body":"Be a whore. Be a fucking whore in Park City. Well, and you have"},{"startTime":1403.94,"endTime":1407.081,"body":"family status, so you're able to invite anyone you want to come"},{"startTime":1407.121,"endTime":1410.262,"body":"back and visit. Literally. Because it's your place for the week, you're in"},{"startTime":1410.302,"endTime":1414.162,"body":"charge. Also, not to like. Texty texty, drive"},{"startTime":1414.222,"endTime":1417.383,"body":"on up. I don't want to brag. They can go down, they can come from the"},{"startTime":1417.423,"endTime":1420.844,"body":"parking lot, they can go right down to the hot tub. Just go down the steps, go"},{"startTime":1420.864,"endTime":1424.085,"body":"around the back. Into the hot do you want to really come to my mansion? How about we"},{"startTime":1424.105,"endTime":1427.389,"body":"go to yours? Oh, that's and that's way I"},{"startTime":1427.409,"endTime":1431.835,"body":"want to go fuck somebody on the mountain. You could be like, well, I mean It's"},{"startTime":1431.875,"endTime":1435.179,"body":"on we'll go up there. Oh the mountain people are when you go higher up baby. They're"},{"startTime":1435.199,"endTime":1439.138,"body":"bigger everywhere Killers"},{"startTime":1439.178,"endTime":1442.421,"body":"lead singer lives there. So I'd fuck him. Oh, I just felt like a like"},{"startTime":1442.461,"endTime":1445.965,"body":"a I'm gonna be naughty feeling so I'll drive you I'll be your chauffeur"},{"startTime":1446.245,"endTime":1449.468,"body":"just so I can see what yeah, I can wait and"},{"startTime":1449.648,"endTime":1453.071,"body":"I'll spy a little film in I'll be like, oh"},{"startTime":1453.111,"endTime":1456.314,"body":"Skinnier so you're gonna have to bottom. I'm have to be"},{"startTime":1456.354,"endTime":1459.504,"body":"a night fans. Oh Oh my God. Once I get"},{"startTime":1459.544,"endTime":1462.786,"body":"skinny enough, I'm going to be an OnlyFans. You should. You could"},{"startTime":1462.826,"endTime":1466.368,"body":"do it now. From fat to fuckable. You would be making money."},{"startTime":1466.388,"endTime":1469.971,"body":"Listen, I'm telling you. Because I showed you the people in Columbus who have OnlyFans"},{"startTime":1470.011,"endTime":1473.353,"body":"right now. Yeah, but we need to discuss that. I know, I know."},{"startTime":1473.373,"endTime":1476.535,"body":"I think that's the next thing. That's our next topic right here. We've got to bring it up. It's"},{"startTime":1476.675,"endTime":1480.458,"body":"out of control. We've talked about it kind of in ways, but we really"},{"startTime":1480.498,"endTime":1485.61,"body":"need to discuss your faces and your bodies. Because"},{"startTime":1485.65,"endTime":1488.832,"body":"there's one that happened today It's every day"},{"startTime":1488.872,"endTime":1492.194,"body":"that we see somebody with a okay. Let's just okay. Let's get"},{"startTime":1492.255,"endTime":1495.517,"body":"into it Let's get into it. I think we can use I Mean,"},{"startTime":1495.637,"endTime":1498.859,"body":"I mean, I'm not gonna okay. I don't want to ruin anybody's life, but we'll find"},{"startTime":1498.899,"endTime":1502.301,"body":"an example of somebody like not We could use from the shoulders"},{"startTime":1502.361,"endTime":1505.603,"body":"down, but then we can't show the face. The problem is is that"},{"startTime":1505.623,"endTime":1508.685,"body":"okay? Okay, you want to sit online and there's a"},{"startTime":1508.725,"endTime":1512.895,"body":"few examples. You always are really good at finding examples. Oh, yeah I have them all There's"},{"startTime":1513.035,"endTime":1516.496,"body":"two in particular that we're just gonna talk about but not talk about we're gonna talk about"},{"startTime":1517.356,"endTime":1520.597,"body":"Now when you take a picture and you're you know, all beefy and"},{"startTime":1520.617,"endTime":1523.878,"body":"you're like ripped and like oh, you're so fucking hot and you're taking the picture What's"},{"startTime":1523.898,"endTime":1527.179,"body":"the head down head down looking up with a backward?"},{"startTime":1527.199,"endTime":1531.08,"body":"Yeah, like you really can't see what's going on when you're telling people that you're"},{"startTime":1531.28,"endTime":1534.762,"body":"510 on your Instagram story, but everyone in life and You're"},{"startTime":1535.182,"endTime":1538.425,"body":"5 6 maybe 5 7 on a good day with heels and we've seen"},{"startTime":1538.465,"endTime":1542.029,"body":"you out a million times So we know you're not 3 to 4 inches taller, but"},{"startTime":1542.069,"endTime":1545.392,"body":"you're putting your weight and 510 Also, I'd like to discuss"},{"startTime":1545.432,"endTime":1548.635,"body":"the fact that I don't know if you're using Photoshop or not Your head is"},{"startTime":1548.655,"endTime":1552.459,"body":"like way smaller than your picture. Sorry. It's"},{"startTime":1552.499,"endTime":1555.982,"body":"like it's like oblong. It's like awkward It goes out"},{"startTime":1556.022,"endTime":1559.204,"body":"at the forehead part And when you go straight on, it goes out. When I look"},{"startTime":1559.244,"endTime":1562.445,"body":"at him online, I'm like, he's hot. Right. When I look at him in person, I'm"},{"startTime":1562.485,"endTime":1565.747,"body":"like, you are not hot. You go to AWOL and it's like, this is the problem."},{"startTime":1565.767,"endTime":1568.988,"body":"So you're single, yeah. Right. This is what I'm talking about. That whole group,"},{"startTime":1569.028,"endTime":1572.369,"body":"by the way, that whole group is single. Well, of course. The girls are all."},{"startTime":1573.07,"endTime":1576.851,"body":"Oh, are those the girls? Mm-hmm. Well, listen, there's"},{"startTime":1576.891,"endTime":1580.312,"body":"a reason. Listen, when you have a body, usually"},{"startTime":1580.332,"endTime":1584.154,"body":"you don't have a face. Sorry. And that's, we went over the rules, the criteria. There"},{"startTime":1584.174,"endTime":1587.55,"body":"was a porn star there, what was his name? Not,"},{"startTime":1587.75,"endTime":1590.991,"body":"hold on, Ben Rome, like something Roman. Oh, that"},{"startTime":1591.011,"endTime":1594.152,"body":"sounds familiar. Something Roman, he was at the bar, but he was, this is"},{"startTime":1594.192,"endTime":1597.652,"body":"him. Oh, God. On his phone, like fucked up,"},{"startTime":1597.832,"endTime":1600.933,"body":"and nobody was talking to him. I'm like, well, look, even a porn star can't get dick, so. I"},{"startTime":1601.333,"endTime":1604.674,"body":"know. But again, when you see him in person, you're like. It's because when"},{"startTime":1604.714,"endTime":1608.375,"body":"you're in person, it's. So, everybody that does OnlyFans, everybody"},{"startTime":1608.395,"endTime":1611.796,"body":"that sees these pictures of these people online. It's all pretend. It's all pretend,"},{"startTime":1611.996,"endTime":1615.777,"body":"and I really need it to be addressed. I really need. If you want an authentic OnlyFans"},{"startTime":1615.797,"endTime":1621.325,"body":"experience, If you want authentic anything, honestly,"},{"startTime":1621.425,"endTime":1624.891,"body":"if you really want to talk about it, don't look at me like I'm fucking"},{"startTime":1624.952,"endTime":1629.107,"body":"ugly. Girl, at least I can back it up. This"},{"startTime":1629.167,"endTime":1633.491,"body":"is turning into your rant from New Orleans. I know, I'm getting hungry. Hungry. I'm"},{"startTime":1633.591,"endTime":1637.534,"body":"getting hungry. I added a cuh. Cungry."},{"startTime":1638.415,"endTime":1641.737,"body":"I'm getting Clidia. Clidia. I'm sorry. That actually should"},{"startTime":1641.757,"endTime":1645.06,"body":"be a drag name. Clidia. No. Well, one"},{"startTime":1645.1,"endTime":1649.063,"body":"of the only fans gays here in Columbus is Claire Midia. Are they girls? Well,"},{"startTime":1649.243,"endTime":1652.485,"body":"now he's semi-attached. They're trying. Everybody wants"},{"startTime":1652.505,"endTime":1655.748,"body":"to be in that clique and I'm like, you guys are ugly. They really are trying. And I showed you"},{"startTime":1655.788,"endTime":1659.575,"body":"like Daddy Mike and like, They're not cute. They're not fucking"},{"startTime":1659.595,"endTime":1663.178,"body":"cute. It's giving Circuit gay, it's giving..."},{"startTime":1663.358,"endTime":1668.688,"body":"Oh my god, speaking of Circuit. Honey,"},{"startTime":1669.249,"endTime":1672.35,"body":"it's getting worse and worse. Every time I look at a group of surrogate gays now, I'm just like."},{"startTime":1672.39,"endTime":1676.273,"body":"Have you heard about the cruise, that like six people have died? Wait, what?"},{"startTime":1681.296,"endTime":1684.698,"body":"GHB overdosing. Oh my God. What"},{"startTime":1684.818,"endTime":1687.92,"body":"is it called? Atlantis. Atlantis. How does this cruise not get"},{"startTime":1687.94,"endTime":1691.222,"body":"shut down? Like every year, don't people die every year? Well, and this"},{"startTime":1691.282,"endTime":1694.604,"body":"might be the. Is it deserved? I mean, I didn't say"},{"startTime":1694.644,"endTime":1698.398,"body":"that. Well, another person dies. Another person dies"},{"startTime":1698.578,"endTime":1701.799,"body":"on World's Biggest Gay Cruise. Another person is the, okay. And"},{"startTime":1701.819,"endTime":1705.62,"body":"we're wondering why they're raiding our bars in Seattle. In a tragic development"},{"startTime":1705.68,"endTime":1708.942,"body":"during the World's Biggest Gay Festival at Sea, a passenger aboard the Royal"},{"startTime":1708.962,"endTime":1712.923,"body":"Caribbean Oasis of the Seas, chartered by Atlantis Events, unexpectedly"},{"startTime":1712.983,"endTime":1717.625,"body":"died last week. Oh, is that the GHB? Unexpectedly. Targeted"},{"startTime":1717.645,"endTime":1721.687,"body":"gay man, the death occurred during the Oasis Caribbean Cruise."},{"startTime":1723.007,"endTime":1726.558,"body":"Death on board, it was unexpected and not suspicious. Hmm."},{"startTime":1726.898,"endTime":1730.62,"body":"Right. So to all my gays in the Atlantic cruise, please,"},{"startTime":1730.76,"endTime":1734.321,"body":"please be careful and look out for one another. My brother 36 Chicago"},{"startTime":1734.341,"endTime":1737.703,"body":"was on the Atlantis cruise. My brother died Wednesday morning"},{"startTime":1737.743,"endTime":1741.264,"body":"around three thirty a.m. I think on the cruise ship. We have received"},{"startTime":1741.684,"endTime":1744.806,"body":"hardly any information from the cruise line. Yeah, cuz they're not"},{"startTime":1744.846,"endTime":1748.468,"body":"gonna tell you it was all the drugs. Yeah, it literally like he"},{"startTime":1748.508,"endTime":1751.71,"body":"was fucked up He's they probably perfed his rectum because he"},{"startTime":1751.75,"endTime":1754.972,"body":"was taking so many loads at 333 30 in the morning now if"},{"startTime":1755.012,"endTime":1758.554,"body":"you do unexpected get on Twitter and you Google this crew"},{"startTime":1758.574,"endTime":1761.776,"body":"event there literally I all the only fans creators are on there."},{"startTime":1761.796,"endTime":1765.018,"body":"Oh, yeah, they're all on there trying to make content and it's like But it's"},{"startTime":1765.058,"endTime":1768.28,"body":"the same. It's like, yeah, you're fucking someone on the deck of"},{"startTime":1768.34,"endTime":1771.561,"body":"a cruise ship. We get it. You've done it every year. It's the"},{"startTime":1771.621,"endTime":1774.943,"body":"same ugly harness. I think this is why"},{"startTime":1775.243,"endTime":1778.284,"body":"I try to refrain from hooking up with people. Because I don't want to ruin myself. Because I"},{"startTime":1778.304,"endTime":1781.566,"body":"can hook up with anybody anytime I want. Well, not anybody. As they do."},{"startTime":1781.586,"endTime":1785.027,"body":"But that's what they do. Aren't you bored of coming with"},{"startTime":1787.228,"endTime":1790.469,"body":"I want it to be a hot person. First of all, it needs to be a hot person. I'm not just gonna,"},{"startTime":1790.609,"endTime":1793.71,"body":"well, and that's a lie because sometimes when you just need it, you can"},{"startTime":1793.73,"endTime":1797.091,"body":"get an ugly just to suck your dick. I don't want to sound all high and mighty,"},{"startTime":1797.191,"endTime":1800.472,"body":"but I mean, sometimes you just gotta tear your shiv off. We've all accidentally hooked"},{"startTime":1800.512,"endTime":1803.693,"body":"up with an ugly couple from the Abbey. Well, and that's"},{"startTime":1803.713,"endTime":1806.794,"body":"when you pull like a Helen Keller and a tear your shiv off. You don't want to"},{"startTime":1806.814,"endTime":1810.575,"body":"see it. You don't want to hear it. You're just like there in the moment."},{"startTime":1810.635,"endTime":1813.836,"body":"Oh yeah! And then it's so weird out, you're like, thanks. It's like, ugh."},{"startTime":1813.856,"endTime":1817.018,"body":"And then they just leave? Like, what happened? I told him, I said, I'm not sucking your dick,"},{"startTime":1817.038,"endTime":1820.16,"body":"I'm not touching you. No recept. So they just,"},{"startTime":1820.18,"endTime":1823.321,"body":"like, get up and leave? Yeah, he sucked my dick"},{"startTime":1823.341,"endTime":1826.77,"body":"and then that was it. Bye, thank you, and he probably went. jerked"},{"startTime":1826.81,"endTime":1830.193,"body":"off in the hallway. Or when looked for more dick to suck and just come,"},{"startTime":1830.353,"endTime":1833.695,"body":"have cum on his throat and then eventually cum. Oh yeah. Whatever, I"},{"startTime":1833.715,"endTime":1836.958,"body":"don't really care. Thank you so much. It's incredible. It's incredible. These"},{"startTime":1836.998,"endTime":1840.48,"body":"people are fucking incredible. The gay population is really incredible. Honestly,"},{"startTime":1840.6,"endTime":1844.063,"body":"we are the pillar of the communities. Yes, we are"},{"startTime":1844.103,"endTime":1847.685,"body":"stand up citizens. Actually, gays are like kind of getting out"},{"startTime":1847.725,"endTime":1850.928,"body":"of like the limelight. We're sort of like boring now. We are."},{"startTime":1851.048,"endTime":1854.49,"body":"We're kind of like straights. I know. It's all about the trans now. I"},{"startTime":1854.51,"endTime":1858.054,"body":"know. Trans movement. They've taken over the trans. They've taken over"},{"startTime":1859.515,"endTime":1862.798,"body":"everything. So well, in this past week"},{"startTime":1862.858,"endTime":1866.581,"body":"in Ohio, two of the lawmakers who were behind banning"},{"startTime":1867.062,"endTime":1870.825,"body":"the health care for children have"},{"startTime":1870.885,"endTime":1874.309,"body":"now decided that the end game is to ban trans"},{"startTime":1874.329,"endTime":1878.072,"body":"health care for adults. They they have this on tape. And"},{"startTime":1878.112,"endTime":1881.836,"body":"they admitted, yeah, that's like two Michigan Republicans and two Ohio Republicans."},{"startTime":1881.856,"endTime":1885.741,"body":"Like the endgame is actually just to fucking eradicate it. OK, so"},{"startTime":1885.801,"endTime":1889.084,"body":"eradicate. Yeah. What is that called? Yeah. There's something else called"},{"startTime":1889.124,"endTime":1892.308,"body":"for it, I thought, when they like get rid of eradicate. I"},{"startTime":1892.328,"endTime":1895.552,"body":"don't know. Maybe I'm just making up words. I don't know if you are."},{"startTime":1896.457,"endTime":1899.618,"body":"So yeah. It's terrible. It's terrible. Another thing that"},{"startTime":1899.638,"endTime":1902.759,"body":"we need to rant about gay people, and I have the picture, which we'll both look at. You"},{"startTime":1902.779,"endTime":1906.301,"body":"already saw it earlier, but we need to look at it again to refresh ourselves. Was it Burt? You"},{"startTime":1906.321,"endTime":1909.982,"body":"know what that guy looks like? Burt from Burt and Ernie. Yup."},{"startTime":1910.402,"endTime":1913.924,"body":"Oh yeah. So this guy actually, you know. He's kind of"},{"startTime":1914.004,"endTime":1917.225,"body":"hot. No offense. He used to play major league"},{"startTime":1917.245,"endTime":1920.906,"body":"baseball. So I mean, there's that. Oh, that automatically puts"},{"startTime":1921.026,"endTime":1924.328,"body":"my pussy. But what had happened was. What happened"},{"startTime":1924.368,"endTime":1927.489,"body":"was. Basically, I don't know if he was always out, but"},{"startTime":1927.529,"endTime":1931.651,"body":"he like came out and now he's like super fucking"},{"startTime":1931.671,"endTime":1934.872,"body":"gay I hate that he's wearing outfits like this Like why is"},{"startTime":1934.912,"endTime":1938.473,"body":"it so tight that I can see the pants underneath your shirt?"},{"startTime":1938.493,"endTime":1942.175,"body":"I see your nipple your pants in your deck Not"},{"startTime":1942.235,"endTime":1945.316,"body":"even dick that's just that's the pocket outline I"},{"startTime":1945.356,"endTime":1949.418,"body":"mean, that's kind of, that's just like. That looks like a little head. Possibly, but"},{"startTime":1949.438,"endTime":1953.86,"body":"then like, ew. So for me it was the shoes. It's"},{"startTime":1953.88,"endTime":1957.742,"body":"like camo, leather. Camo, cow print. But then like, the"},{"startTime":1957.782,"endTime":1961.044,"body":"boyfriend is also wearing just like ugly loafers. Like"},{"startTime":1961.064,"endTime":1964.405,"body":"that's at least a better time. It's just to me, like,"},{"startTime":1964.966,"endTime":1968.167,"body":"so my rant is, I see gay guys doing this all the time"},{"startTime":1968.207,"endTime":1971.548,"body":"around Columbus. People are wearing outfits that"},{"startTime":1971.789,"endTime":1975.489,"body":"they're trying to look nice and upscale, it's stylish, but"},{"startTime":1975.569,"endTime":1979.931,"body":"it's not working. The outfit is not hitting. And"},{"startTime":1979.991,"endTime":1984.032,"body":"people are just like, oh yeah, he's always dressed well. And I'm like, well, it's"},{"startTime":1984.112,"endTime":1987.232,"body":"not well, you're not dressed well just because you're gay. Girl, just because you went to"},{"startTime":1987.292,"endTime":1990.693,"body":"out of the closet thrift store and bought some old 80s fucking jacket"},{"startTime":1990.713,"endTime":1993.854,"body":"and you think you're so hip and cool. Girl, but that's the problem is"},{"startTime":1994.074,"endTime":1997.255,"body":"gay guys get a pass for this shit. If a straight guy wore something like that, we"},{"startTime":1997.295,"endTime":2000.476,"body":"would be like, My favorite thing is when straight guys do"},{"startTime":2000.496,"endTime":2003.958,"body":"that. You go to Gala Park, there's a ton of straight guys who work there that look"},{"startTime":2003.998,"endTime":2007.639,"body":"like that. It's shit. It's just ugly. There's"},{"startTime":2007.659,"endTime":2011.141,"body":"no other explanation. It's like, that is too tight. The"},{"startTime":2011.181,"endTime":2014.562,"body":"shorts are too, the pants are too short. They look"},{"startTime":2014.582,"endTime":2017.924,"body":"like capris on you, but they're not meant to be. You're not wearing socks"},{"startTime":2017.964,"endTime":2021.186,"body":"with your loafers, because you think that's still in fashion, even though it's 10 years"},{"startTime":2021.226,"endTime":2024.529,"body":"ago. I was going to say, I feel like that's now old. It's old. It's very old. Yeah, we're"},{"startTime":2024.549,"endTime":2027.71,"body":"not doing that. It was in for a second. It was for a little short seven years ago. Back when"},{"startTime":2027.73,"endTime":2030.938,"body":"people were like, metrosexual was a thing. That's"},{"startTime":2031.018,"endTime":2034.519,"body":"a whole other problem. That's like Queer Eye round one, like before Netflix. Yeah,"},{"startTime":2034.539,"endTime":2037.86,"body":"that was like the old days. So we're not doing the metrosexual look again."},{"startTime":2041.901,"endTime":2045.121,"body":"Everyone's Lululemon and just like stretchy, relaxed. I can't"},{"startTime":2045.161,"endTime":2048.362,"body":"do anything tight anymore. Yeah, you can't. Well, you could. Now I"},{"startTime":2048.422,"endTime":2052.183,"body":"want to, of course. Actually, you should. Now I need to. You can be metro. I"},{"startTime":2052.203,"endTime":2055.884,"body":"can be a little match. Metro! I'm straight, but I'm gay."},{"startTime":2056.324,"endTime":2059.627,"body":"Well, if you're gay, you'd get a pass. Like I said, gay men are just ugly all the time,"},{"startTime":2059.667,"endTime":2062.81,"body":"but get a pass because they're gay. That's the other thing I'm kind of sick of,"},{"startTime":2062.87,"endTime":2065.993,"body":"too, is that you do shit on purpose that's ugly as"},{"startTime":2066.033,"endTime":2069.477,"body":"fuck, but yet somehow we're supposed to be like, cute, oh"},{"startTime":2069.517,"endTime":2073.06,"body":"my god, that boring that goes and attaches"},{"startTime":2073.08,"endTime":2076.904,"body":"to your left shoulder blade is so hot. Some of these piercings"},{"startTime":2076.924,"endTime":2079.966,"body":"these days. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it."},{"startTime":2080.126,"endTime":2083.408,"body":"I'm sick of it. I know. I'm sick of it. I'm old."},{"startTime":2083.488,"endTime":2086.67,"body":"I'm done. You're homophobic. I'm homophobic. It's official. I hate"},{"startTime":2086.71,"endTime":2090.091,"body":"the gays. Now, if you have a nice cock. Now, if you have a nice pink"},{"startTime":2090.131,"endTime":2094.313,"body":"dick. Yeah, pink. I'm not settling for anything else. Why"},{"startTime":2094.353,"endTime":2098.275,"body":"would I? I'm most 40. Most 40. Why would I most 40? I'm"},{"startTime":2098.315,"endTime":2102.148,"body":"most 40. Okay, now, there's"},{"startTime":2102.168,"endTime":2105.373,"body":"some other things. Wait, I need to see if I, I think I wrote something else down. But"},{"startTime":2105.413,"endTime":2108.697,"body":"no, you, you picked, but I'm just, oh yeah, I remember."},{"startTime":2108.717,"endTime":2112.062,"body":"I remember. So anyway, if"},{"startTime":2112.102,"endTime":2115.827,"body":"you're gay and you're trying to dress cool, don't. Um,"},{"startTime":2116.288,"endTime":2119.571,"body":"okay. Another thing that I'm really having to rant on and hate on"},{"startTime":2119.611,"endTime":2122.794,"body":"right now. So is this a rant episode, I feel like? Yeah, we have to. Okay, fuck it. We started with you"},{"startTime":2123.695,"endTime":2127.017,"body":"Right, that's what, this caused this. It's a rant episode. Yeah, it's a rant episode. Sorry. Sorry"},{"startTime":2127.558,"endTime":2131.001,"body":"Everyone should be ranting right now. We should be ranting and not raving"},{"startTime":2131.121,"endTime":2134.644,"body":"up according to the Atlantis Crews. Stanley"},{"startTime":2134.664,"endTime":2137.958,"body":"Cups. I've got to bring this up. They've been around for"},{"startTime":2137.998,"endTime":2141.162,"body":"how fucking long? And I didn't believe you until I went"},{"startTime":2141.202,"endTime":2144.387,"body":"to work and saw how many people had them. And I was like, how many of"},{"startTime":2144.407,"endTime":2147.591,"body":"those do you have? And they're like, 30. I'm like, so you"},{"startTime":2147.811,"endTime":2151.476,"body":"need 30 water cups. But you couldn't afford your light bill last month. Oh"},{"startTime":2151.516,"endTime":2154.728,"body":"my God, that But things are tight. Okay. Things are"},{"startTime":2154.748,"endTime":2158.129,"body":"tight. This economy is terrible, apparently, but you're buying Stanley"},{"startTime":2158.229,"endTime":2162.51,"body":"Cups. I love when people complain about the economy. It's terrible."},{"startTime":2162.53,"endTime":2165.931,"body":"The stock market's at a record high. I'm like, your"},{"startTime":2165.971,"endTime":2169.192,"body":"wages have been rising for the past how many years? And I get it."},{"startTime":2169.232,"endTime":2172.633,"body":"Inflation is bad still. But it's now"},{"startTime":2172.653,"endTime":2175.994,"body":"like 3% trying to pass. There's"},{"startTime":2176.014,"endTime":2179.775,"body":"like a bill that they're trying to get passed. That is the Salary"},{"startTime":2179.895,"endTime":2183.236,"body":"Transparency Act, where if"},{"startTime":2183.276,"endTime":2186.716,"body":"you're a corporation or a company that's over a certain size, you"},{"startTime":2186.756,"endTime":2190.137,"body":"have to show what everybody makes. Agree. Fully agree."},{"startTime":2192.938,"endTime":2196.299,"body":"If you know somebody that works at Ohio State, just go on and look them up. And I have. And"},{"startTime":2196.319,"endTime":2199.539,"body":"I have. And that's what makes me excited. I've had neighbors down the street. And I'm like, what the fuck?"},{"startTime":2199.559,"endTime":2203.0,"body":"Are you going to be my friend or not? Depends on your paycheck. That's that's"},{"startTime":2203.02,"endTime":2207.462,"body":"the bottom line. I'm not gonna you do really attract. Yeah, you do have to have 200 plus Oh,"},{"startTime":2207.742,"endTime":2211.283,"body":"yeah, that's the only thing I roll with babe This"},{"startTime":2211.323,"endTime":2214.624,"body":"lifestyle we can't be going on trips with people. Honestly. I'm like the poor"},{"startTime":2214.644,"endTime":2217.805,"body":"of the whole group of all my friends I'm the poor and it's fine. 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These cups are lined with lead, so"},{"startTime":2296.277,"endTime":2299.639,"body":"if they get like a dink or like a cut in them, you might be drinking lead."},{"startTime":2299.659,"endTime":2303.362,"body":"Which is fine. Lead paint, lead makeup. Most"},{"startTime":2306.724,"endTime":2310.026,"body":"That's why I only do new builds. Right. because they're so much better,"},{"startTime":2310.046,"endTime":2313.188,"body":"because in 20 years, they're gonna be like, did you ever live in a house that was"},{"startTime":2313.208,"endTime":2316.43,"body":"rebuilt on this land? They're gonna be like, the drywall that they"},{"startTime":2316.51,"endTime":2320.753,"body":"used 20 years ago was filled with PFAS."},{"startTime":2320.913,"endTime":2324.536,"body":"If you call lawyers now, it's like... Well, it's like BPA, in"},{"startTime":2324.576,"endTime":2327.738,"body":"plastic lining. All of a sudden, now, it's like BPA-free. So my"},{"startTime":2327.838,"endTime":2331.26,"body":"whole childhood and most of my adult life, we've had"},{"startTime":2338.143,"endTime":2342.186,"body":"My clitia is showing, sorry. Hide your"},{"startTime":2342.206,"endTime":2345.788,"body":"clitia. Everyone put their clitias away. It's a beautiful"},{"startTime":2345.828,"endTime":2348.93,"body":"name. No, it's not. It's not. I can't let it"},{"startTime":2348.97,"endTime":2352.232,"body":"go. I can't either. So on other"},{"startTime":2352.292,"endTime":2355.714,"body":"news, I want to talk about the situation with"},{"startTime":2355.754,"endTime":2358.956,"body":"Republicans, but it's really just in general. I think people"},{"startTime":2358.976,"endTime":2362.438,"body":"are psyched fucking cautic. And it has to do with our girl Taylor"},{"startTime":2363.238,"endTime":2366.819,"body":"One source close to Donald Trump told Rolling Stone magazine that"},{"startTime":2366.919,"endTime":2370.34,"body":"MAGA insiders were preparing to launch a, quote, holy"},{"startTime":2370.4,"endTime":2373.761,"body":"war, unquote, against Taylor Swift. It looks like it's"},{"startTime":2378.622,"endTime":2382.143,"body":"She should be a total conservative, given everything."},{"startTime":2382.183,"endTime":2385.624,"body":"The Pentagon PSYOP unit pitched NATO on turning Taylor"},{"startTime":2386.604,"endTime":2390.365,"body":"Yesterday, she flew private from New York City to Baltimore. Yet"},{"startTime":2390.425,"endTime":2393.67,"body":"she constantly talks about climate change, so just please don't"},{"startTime":2395.933,"endTime":2399.157,"body":"I think she should just stick to her singing and let her love life"},{"startTime":2402.741,"endTime":2406.186,"body":"A new poll shows 18% of voters are likely to vote for whichever"},{"startTime":2412.252,"endTime":2415.794,"body":"A single post of hers led to 35,000 new registrants."},{"startTime":2418.136,"endTime":2421.639,"body":"She's sharing links. And her boyfriend, Travis Kelty, sponsored by"},{"startTime":2425.422,"endTime":2428.644,"body":"I don't think that will be... Don't get"},{"startTime":2428.704,"endTime":2431.887,"body":"involved. Don't get involved in politics. We don't want to see"},{"startTime":2432.467,"endTime":2435.749,"body":"Oh my god. And the Kansas City Chiefs. I've been seeing these stories. So"},{"startTime":2435.789,"endTime":2438.951,"body":"people are nasty. So you're not allowed. This is what"},{"startTime":2439.011,"endTime":2442.652,"body":"she was talking about when she said, look what you made me do. Yeah. She"},{"startTime":2442.692,"endTime":2446.054,"body":"can't be the good girl. She can't be the bad girl. She can't be the one that has this."},{"startTime":2446.194,"endTime":2449.556,"body":"She can't get an award because people want to rob her from that. She can't do anything"},{"startTime":2449.576,"endTime":2453.238,"body":"without people being like, and this bitch is running the fucking, has"},{"startTime":2453.258,"endTime":2456.38,"body":"brought in $300 million for the JPNFL. I'm"},{"startTime":2456.42,"endTime":2459.801,"body":"like, and you can see the bump. It's like, whoa. It's a legit bump."},{"startTime":2459.821,"endTime":2463.243,"body":"There's girls at work. 300 million, just like that, overnight."},{"startTime":2463.443,"endTime":2467.565,"body":"She's dating an NFL player, NFL makes 300 million. They"},{"startTime":2467.585,"endTime":2471.146,"body":"obviously don't hate it, but it's these right-wing nutjobs who are like, this"},{"startTime":2471.226,"endTime":2474.387,"body":"is concocted. The Biden administration put Taylor Swift forward so"},{"startTime":2474.487,"endTime":2477.748,"body":"that people would tune in, and then she can tell them her"},{"startTime":2477.788,"endTime":2481.07,"body":"message of voting blue. And it's like, you really? Where are"},{"startTime":2481.11,"endTime":2484.451,"body":"you people at? It's like, are you guys okay? That's not"},{"startTime":2484.471,"endTime":2488.172,"body":"what's happening. No, they're not okay. They are not well. They're not okay. They're not well. It's"},{"startTime":2488.352,"endTime":2491.654,"body":"bad. They're living in an alternate reality. It's so"},{"startTime":2491.714,"endTime":2494.796,"body":"sad. But then I always get scared that I'm in the alternate. Does"},{"startTime":2494.816,"endTime":2498.179,"body":"that make sense? Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, am I the one that's in the alternate? We both"},{"startTime":2498.259,"endTime":2501.441,"body":"really passionately believe we're right, except we're not stupid and we have all the rich people on"},{"startTime":2501.481,"endTime":2504.963,"body":"our side. Right, thank God. I'm not gonna go with the poors."},{"startTime":2505.563,"endTime":2508.965,"body":"I would never. I would never. That's why I'm surprised Donald Trump is actually."},{"startTime":2508.985,"endTime":2512.608,"body":"I know, it's like. It's like, girl, ooh, I just got dizzy. I noticed, I"},{"startTime":2512.628,"endTime":2516.11,"body":"looked over and you were like. Well, all I had was a little cup of soup today, too, so."},{"startTime":2517.926,"endTime":2521.148,"body":"We're on the final push, babe, I need 15 pounds. I got 15 pounds"},{"startTime":2521.209,"endTime":2524.931,"body":"in four weeks. I did"},{"startTime":2524.971,"endTime":2528.274,"body":"three last week, I have no fucking idea. I did two the week of New"},{"startTime":2528.294,"endTime":2531.576,"body":"Orleans. I can't believe you lost weight after that part. Honey, you're"},{"startTime":2531.596,"endTime":2535.119,"body":"skinny. Honey, it's happening, it's just eating my- She's anorexic. She's anorexic."},{"startTime":2535.379,"endTime":2538.541,"body":"I love how we're making people anorexic, but it's not a problem. But"},{"startTime":2538.561,"endTime":2542.164,"body":"also, I'm so excited about it. I loved it, I loved being anorexic."},{"startTime":2542.665,"endTime":2546.488,"body":"I do get a little dizzy, though, sometimes, because I need to eat. All the time, I do, yeah. Yeah,"},{"startTime":2546.508,"endTime":2550.032,"body":"so anyway, so then they're also saying it's the devil and like they're"},{"startTime":2550.152,"endTime":2554.256,"body":"all that I saw I saw a video on Twitter today This"},{"startTime":2554.296,"endTime":2557.68,"body":"guy was like she's a witch and here's how I know and she performed a witchcraft thing"},{"startTime":2557.961,"endTime":2561.084,"body":"on her stage and she's connected to Billie Eilish who's also a"},{"startTime":2561.144,"endTime":2564.288,"body":"witch and it's just like and then little Nas X is a witch or"},{"startTime":2564.328,"endTime":2567.871,"body":"a wizard or a warlock. I have no clue It's just a gay it's"},{"startTime":2567.911,"endTime":2571.153,"body":"actually just cuz he's gay they hate him But it doesn't make sense to me like you're"},{"startTime":2571.173,"endTime":2575.055,"body":"gonna bash somebody for being there with their significant other, but yet you're a Christian I'm"},{"startTime":2575.416,"endTime":2578.858,"body":"right makes no sense to me like she's literally supporting her her"},{"startTime":2579.138,"endTime":2582.42,"body":"boy for her partner right now I know you don't like that works. You probably think it's associated with"},{"startTime":2582.46,"endTime":2585.742,"body":"gay people But also like she"},{"startTime":2585.782,"endTime":2589.084,"body":"stepped to the side when he was talking to his brother like she did not want it She"},{"startTime":2589.124,"endTime":2592.486,"body":"said to CBS well that she could see I mean they have TVs in the fucking"},{"startTime":2592.526,"endTime":2595.748,"body":"boxes, right? She sees our stuff on the TV and goes points."},{"startTime":2595.788,"endTime":2598.873,"body":"Leave me alone. It's like they're like, like she does not want to"},{"startTime":2599.013,"endTime":2602.478,"body":"be there, but she's been tipping those staff members really great."},{"startTime":2602.678,"endTime":2606.123,"body":"Oh, I love it. I think it's great for the NFL. And now sit"},{"startTime":2606.143,"endTime":2609.387,"body":"in a box. Well, now everybody's talking about the wives. Now it's like they need"},{"startTime":2609.407,"endTime":2612.873,"body":"to come out with a show like the football wives or something, but Well,"},{"startTime":2612.973,"endTime":2616.256,"body":"they okay. Yeah, I think I like do that. Yeah, there's like that blonde one"},{"startTime":2616.276,"endTime":2619.498,"body":"down in Atlanta Atlanta There was like a blonde chick who"},{"startTime":2619.518,"endTime":2622.941,"body":"was married to an NFL player. Oh, he was hot. I love Corby"},{"startTime":2622.981,"endTime":2626.484,"body":"He was so I know but here's your cock. Oh, oh"},{"startTime":2626.564,"endTime":2629.726,"body":"pink as fuck. His balls are pink. Oh Wait, do"},{"startTime":2629.746,"endTime":2632.948,"body":"I like pain? Have you seen them? I just know I can just know I"},{"startTime":2632.968,"endTime":2636.191,"body":"could tell to about it was so plausible I was like wait, you've seen that it's"},{"startTime":2636.211,"endTime":2639.453,"body":"the hair color for me. It's the it's the strawberry blonde is so hot"},{"startTime":2639.473,"endTime":2643.39,"body":"to me I just it literally I just can't The latest conspiracy theory"},{"startTime":2643.51,"endTime":2646.691,"body":"is that after the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, he's gonna propose to her"},{"startTime":2646.751,"endTime":2650.692,"body":"on TV, and that's how she's gonna get everyone to vote for Biden. Good,"},{"startTime":2653.632,"endTime":2656.793,"body":"I would love, I would die. What are you doing? You just won the Super"},{"startTime":2657.693,"endTime":2662.214,"body":"Like, I'm taking my fiance to Disney. Uh-huh, uh-huh."},{"startTime":2662.654,"endTime":2665.734,"body":"Good for her, good for him. Get it, girl, get it, girl. Don't be jealous, don't be"},{"startTime":2665.774,"endTime":2668.955,"body":"jealous. And then they visit the White House, so you know what that means. Taylor Swift goes to the White"},{"startTime":2668.995,"endTime":2672.477,"body":"House. Boom. So and it's right probably"},{"startTime":2672.497,"endTime":2675.721,"body":"before this means that you'll be the summer but they think that like"},{"startTime":2675.741,"endTime":2679.044,"body":"the NFL is fixing the game. So the Chiefs win so that this happens and"},{"startTime":2679.084,"endTime":2683.148,"body":"it's like no guys like that's not I'm so sick. I'm"},{"startTime":2683.368,"endTime":2686.651,"body":"so sick of conspiracy theories conspiracy. They don't even hold up anymore. They're"},{"startTime":2686.671,"endTime":2689.974,"body":"just where are the good ones like well, there's somebody who keeps talking about this like"},{"startTime":2689.994,"endTime":2693.898,"body":"like Bush did 9-11 like where are the good ones? Listen,"},{"startTime":2693.938,"endTime":2697.241,"body":"I just heard something. Actually, Netanyahu. Have you heard about it? Have"},{"startTime":2697.281,"endTime":2701.005,"body":"you heard about Donald Trump's phone call to a news station during 9-11 saying"},{"startTime":2701.045,"endTime":2705.029,"body":"how he can't believe the stock market's closed and shut? It is terrible."},{"startTime":2705.149,"endTime":2709.793,"body":"My God. Yeah. And he's like, well, now my buildings, the tallest building, dead serious"},{"startTime":2710.373,"endTime":2713.888,"body":"mid. mid-terrace attack, mid."},{"startTime":2714.409,"endTime":2718.211,"body":"I said, how could a plane, even a plane, even a 767 or"},{"startTime":2718.711,"endTime":2722.013,"body":"747, or whatever it might have been, how could it possibly go"},{"startTime":2722.053,"endTime":2725.375,"body":"through this steel? I happen to think that they had not only a plane,"},{"startTime":2725.395,"endTime":2728.697,"body":"but they had bombs that exploded almost simultaneously, because I just can't"},{"startTime":2728.757,"endTime":2732.16,"body":"imagine anything being able to go through that wall. Most"},{"startTime":2732.22,"endTime":2736.082,"body":"buildings are built with the steelers on the inside around the elevator shaft. This"},{"startTime":2736.182,"endTime":2740.107,"body":"one was built from the outside, which is the strongest structure you could have. And"},{"startTime":2740.127,"endTime":2743.29,"body":"it was almost just like a can of soup. I"},{"startTime":2743.33,"endTime":2747.253,"body":"just think that there was a plane with more than just fuel. I think, obviously,"},{"startTime":2747.273,"endTime":2750.676,"body":"they were very big planes. They were going very rapidly. Because I"},{"startTime":2750.716,"endTime":2754.319,"body":"was also watching where the plane seemed to be not only going fast,"},{"startTime":2754.379,"endTime":2757.661,"body":"it seemed to be coming down into the building. So it was getting"},{"startTime":2757.681,"endTime":2760.964,"body":"the speed from going downhill, so to speak. It just seemed"},{"startTime":2761.024,"endTime":2764.146,"body":"to me that to do that kind of destruction is"},{"startTime":2764.307,"endTime":2767.722,"body":"even more than a big plane. Because you're talking about taking out steel. The"},{"startTime":2767.782,"endTime":2771.226,"body":"heaviest caliber steel that was used on a building. These buildings were rock"},{"startTime":2771.286,"endTime":2774.969,"body":"solid. And, you know, it's just an amazing, it's"},{"startTime":2775.009,"endTime":2778.973,"body":"an amazing thing. This country is different"},{"startTime":2779.213,"endTime":2782.416,"body":"today and it's going to be different than"},{"startTime":2785.85,"endTime":2789.114,"body":"It just goes to show you, I really like your mustache right now. I"},{"startTime":2789.134,"endTime":2792.818,"body":"think you need to keep like the mustache regardless of like the beard situation."},{"startTime":2792.858,"endTime":2796.783,"body":"The mustache has got to stay. Sorry. Um, so"},{"startTime":2796.803,"endTime":2800.167,"body":"yeah, anyway, I'm just like a kind of, this is a rant. Matt"},{"startTime":2800.247,"endTime":2803.671,"body":"asked me if I had a cookie duster when we were in bed the other day."},{"startTime":2803.711,"endTime":2806.875,"body":"Right before he fell asleep, he was like, do you have a cookie duster? No,"},{"startTime":2806.915,"endTime":2810.718,"body":"it's my pussy tickler. Womb room. The"},{"startTime":2810.738,"endTime":2813.98,"body":"womb room. Oh God. I mean, what do you even do down"},{"startTime":2814.02,"endTime":2817.823,"body":"there? Everything's just mushy. You know what I mean? It's like, you"},{"startTime":2817.843,"endTime":2821.246,"body":"just put your whole face there and pray. That's what the straights do."},{"startTime":2821.326,"endTime":2824.483,"body":"They're like Jesus Christ. I mean, you're supposed to do the clit, but"},{"startTime":2824.583,"endTime":2827.866,"body":"straight guys are licking the vagina for sure. They're all licking"},{"startTime":2829.887,"endTime":2833.21,"body":"I'm glad I never ate a pussy, because I would have been licking inside the vagina. I"},{"startTime":2833.27,"endTime":2836.652,"body":"always forget where the pee hole is in relation to the vagina hole and"},{"startTime":2837.713,"endTime":2841.116,"body":"It's all kind of right there. At one place? It's close. Everything's"},{"startTime":2841.156,"endTime":2845.039,"body":"real close right there. I don't fucking know where- That's why they get"},{"startTime":2845.299,"endTime":2848.622,"body":"UTIs. I don't know where the clit's at. It's"},{"startTime":2848.662,"endTime":2852.413,"body":"at the top, I think. It's like at the hood? Is that the hood? Honey,"},{"startTime":2852.453,"endTime":2856.275,"body":"we're in the hood. I fucking hate the hood. We're in the Clidia hood. The Clidia"},{"startTime":2856.355,"endTime":2859.556,"body":"hood. How is that a name? I know,"},{"startTime":2862.197,"endTime":2865.319,"body":"It's the adults. The adults are mean and bullies. They're bullies. It's"},{"startTime":2867.52,"endTime":2870.661,"body":"I don't like planning. How am I supposed to know that"},{"startTime":2870.681,"endTime":2873.823,"body":"I'm going to be hungry at two o'clock tomorrow or something? Like, I"},{"startTime":2873.843,"endTime":2877.088,"body":"don't, that, that. So when people try to plan things, I don't know"},{"startTime":2880.031,"endTime":2883.133,"body":"You're like, yeah, let me see. And then"},{"startTime":2883.293,"endTime":2886.475,"body":"we just like talk about it and play it by ear. It's like, no, I"},{"startTime":2886.616,"endTime":2890.078,"body":"mean, I'm the opposite. I'm like, no, I need to know at 4 p.m. We're"},{"startTime":2890.118,"endTime":2894.403,"body":"going here. There's a lot of cockpits. Like"},{"startTime":2894.544,"endTime":2897.907,"body":"actually, it's unhinged. Who are we taking these"},{"startTime":2897.967,"endTime":2901.151,"body":"for? Sniffies? No, I just kind of, sometimes I"},{"startTime":2901.171,"endTime":2904.474,"body":"get turned on by taking pictures of myself. I think we all"},{"startTime":2904.554,"endTime":2907.878,"body":"used to jerk off looking in the mirror. We need to give tips on"},{"startTime":2907.918,"endTime":2911.522,"body":"people how to take nudes. Yeah, like honestly, okay. I"},{"startTime":2911.542,"endTime":2914.625,"body":"can make your dick look three inches longer based on an angle. I can help you."},{"startTime":2914.645,"endTime":2917.861,"body":"But this is the problem though. I know everyone does it and then it's"},{"startTime":2917.881,"endTime":2921.182,"body":"like, well, I know it's a lot and then you can tell now it's like now"},{"startTime":2921.222,"endTime":2924.463,"body":"because if you're taking it from the bottom of the ball sack as you lean"},{"startTime":2924.543,"endTime":2927.684,"body":"back, you can tell and the hands pushing down really hard and"},{"startTime":2927.784,"endTime":2930.926,"body":"but your hand is not bit like it's just not, it's not going to"},{"startTime":2930.946,"endTime":2934.247,"body":"work until you just tell. So don't fake it. Just show your little cock because"},{"startTime":2934.267,"endTime":2937.547,"body":"we're all going to see it eventually anyway. Yeah. If you're trying to hook up with me, Right,"},{"startTime":2937.567,"endTime":2941.27,"body":"that's what I'm saying, transparency's everything, because what are you gonna do?"},{"startTime":2941.29,"endTime":2944.792,"body":"You're gonna walk in and be like, sorry, it's small today. Sorry, just kidding, oh, it's cold. No,"},{"startTime":2945.332,"endTime":2948.494,"body":"you just have a normal dick. I know, when people say"},{"startTime":2948.534,"endTime":2952.096,"body":"it's cold. What I'm more concerned about is that goddamn face that doesn't look the same from online."},{"startTime":2952.156,"endTime":2955.759,"body":"Your dick, hard, should be the same all the time. So whether"},{"startTime":2955.799,"endTime":2959.181,"body":"it's cold or not, to me, is like. Yep, speaking"},{"startTime":2965.305,"endTime":2968.346,"body":"Oh my god. This was just the amount of edible I need because I'm not out of"},{"startTime":2968.446,"endTime":2971.546,"body":"it but I'm snarky and sluttery. You're being a bitch, I love it. I'm"},{"startTime":2971.626,"endTime":2974.967,"body":"being a little con. Okay, we're up there. We're ready."},{"startTime":2975.007,"endTime":2978.248,"body":"We need to do our sundries. I mean this whole episode was one big"},{"startTime":2978.268,"endTime":2981.408,"body":"sundry. I know, let me think. I know, I wanted"},{"startTime":2981.428,"endTime":2984.889,"body":"to think of a good one because I know there's some shit. Oh! I"},{"startTime":2984.909,"endTime":2988.19,"body":"got a fucking sundry. I have a sundry too. Don't come"},{"startTime":2988.23,"endTime":2991.715,"body":"at me. Again, it's about work. Just"},{"startTime":2991.755,"endTime":2994.917,"body":"because I make a comment and I speak up about something, like, let's just"},{"startTime":2994.937,"endTime":2998.699,"body":"say, for example, somebody, one of our customers told"},{"startTime":2999.059,"endTime":3002.641,"body":"me that there was gonna be no more sections of this building. But"},{"startTime":3002.681,"endTime":3005.802,"body":"all of a sudden, in my morning meeting, my boss goes, oh yeah, and"},{"startTime":3005.822,"endTime":3009.044,"body":"there's supposedly two more sections of this, and I go, go figure. That's all"},{"startTime":3009.064,"endTime":3012.185,"body":"I said. He literally looks at"},{"startTime":3012.205,"endTime":3015.367,"body":"me and goes, he's laughing, and he's like, and"},{"startTime":3015.387,"endTime":3019.008,"body":"I'm not looking, I can see my own peripheral, and I'm like, okay, I'm not looking at you. So"},{"startTime":3019.028,"endTime":3022.641,"body":"I finally go, what? Yeah. Why? And he goes, you're"},{"startTime":3022.681,"endTime":3026.104,"body":"just grumpy today. No, I specifically talked"},{"startTime":3026.144,"endTime":3029.466,"body":"to them because I'm just making a snarky comment. No, it's called."},{"startTime":3029.866,"endTime":3033.268,"body":"I'm telling you what is the lie? Where's the lie? First of all, I"},{"startTime":3033.308,"endTime":3036.591,"body":"just said, go figure. That's true. You"},{"startTime":3036.611,"endTime":3040.033,"body":"don't know what mood I'm in, bitch. And then literally more"},{"startTime":3040.053,"endTime":3043.715,"body":"grumpy. So you had already talked to the customer before and they said no more. Yeah."},{"startTime":3043.775,"endTime":3047.318,"body":"And that's the example. 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Yeah,"},{"startTime":3071.879,"endTime":3075.062,"body":"just because I'm not playing along and all like hunky-dory, smiling all the"},{"startTime":3075.082,"endTime":3078.324,"body":"time. It's actually like, processes are fucked up"},{"startTime":3078.364,"endTime":3082.268,"body":"here. And so I think it's stupid. You're literally writing me, like, not"},{"startTime":3082.328,"endTime":3085.591,"body":"in the way that I want. Actually, I don't I"},{"startTime":3085.631,"endTime":3088.733,"body":"just want to see it but okay. Well, that's always good I want to see it"},{"startTime":3088.753,"endTime":3091.976,"body":"cuz I want to probably show it cuz he's well He did this"},{"startTime":3092.056,"endTime":3095.299,"body":"to me today, which is sexual harassment, which we just took sexual. Oh, yeah, it"},{"startTime":3095.359,"endTime":3098.482,"body":"absolutely is your Jesus the sexual harassment training I"},{"startTime":3098.502,"endTime":3101.965,"body":"know I feel like Ricky's gay It's all about trans and"},{"startTime":3102.005,"endTime":3105.413,"body":"gays and I'm really is that what it is? Yeah, I'm like, oh Ricky"},{"startTime":3105.433,"endTime":3109.076,"body":"has tits and a penis. It's like, well, Ricky's trans. Like,"},{"startTime":3109.096,"endTime":3112.658,"body":"yeah. Karen doesn't like it. Is this sexual harassment? It's"},{"startTime":3112.698,"endTime":3116.12,"body":"like, it's like, well, yeah, she's just normal. When"},{"startTime":3116.16,"endTime":3119.382,"body":"do we draw the line? Do you know what I mean? I'm ready"},{"startTime":3119.402,"endTime":3122.644,"body":"to draw the line. It's like, you're allowed to not like it. Hi, I don't care"},{"startTime":3122.684,"endTime":3125.947,"body":"if you have a dick and a pussy. I don't want to know what your, I just don't"},{"startTime":3125.987,"endTime":3130.962,"body":"care if you have a dick. You could literally fuck yourself. A"},{"startTime":3130.982,"endTime":3135.165,"body":"little flexible on them. There are there are some soft. I've watched"},{"startTime":3135.265,"endTime":3138.367,"body":"soft copy or guys shove their dicks in their own Those are usually the"},{"startTime":3138.447,"endTime":3141.509,"body":"growers or those usually showers. Yeah, they can't get enough blood in"},{"startTime":3141.529,"endTime":3144.651,"body":"there It's actually kind of a weakness to have a big soft dick because you that"},{"startTime":3144.691,"endTime":3147.914,"body":"means you can't get enough blood in there And then when it's hard, it just hangs like this"},{"startTime":3147.954,"endTime":3151.216,"body":"and you're like, it's always like is it gonna go up? Yeah, no, it's never"},{"startTime":3151.236,"endTime":3154.478,"body":"that like rock hard. It's like kind of like oh, yeah, it's just firm and down and"},{"startTime":3154.798,"endTime":3157.98,"body":"I don't like that. That's not a look for me. You have to hold the bait. You have to hold it"},{"startTime":3158.02,"endTime":3161.461,"body":"to slide it in. It's like, no, bitch, I'm so hard to get to slide it in. Oh, I know. When I watch videos like"},{"startTime":3161.501,"endTime":3165.343,"body":"that, I'm like, you have to pick it up and hold it in place. So sometimes,"},{"startTime":3165.383,"endTime":3168.545,"body":"you know, it's not as good to be the hung one. Yeah, they think it is,"},{"startTime":3168.685,"endTime":3172.586,"body":"but... But it's not. We see you in the bedroom. Sundry. My"},{"startTime":3172.626,"endTime":3175.858,"body":"Sundry is... Attached to what we"},{"startTime":3175.898,"endTime":3180.3,"body":"just talked about with taylor swift, but we've got to get rid of celebrity culture Because"},{"startTime":3180.64,"endTime":3184.321,"body":"people are expending so much energy on these fucking celebrities that are disconnected from"},{"startTime":3184.361,"endTime":3187.543,"body":"reality have nothing to do with us They don't even want we"},{"startTime":3187.603,"endTime":3190.864,"body":"are part of mud on their shoes like well this"},{"startTime":3190.884,"endTime":3194.486,"body":"whole nikki and megan That's what I want to talk about. Yeah, i'm"},{"startTime":3194.506,"endTime":3198.007,"body":"like who cares who cares? Oh megan insulted nikki's"},{"startTime":3198.067,"endTime":3201.549,"body":"husband or something. I don't give a fuck Nikki's husband apparently is a"},{"startTime":3201.589,"endTime":3204.652,"body":"child molester. Yeah, he is He's a sex offender. He's a"},{"startTime":3204.672,"endTime":3208.014,"body":"sex offender. He's registered. Yeah, and then she's like making a rap about"},{"startTime":3208.074,"endTime":3211.196,"body":"it. I heard it So I like read this article about it and I'm like, why am I"},{"startTime":3211.236,"endTime":3214.439,"body":"reading it today? Yeah But it's been going on"},{"startTime":3214.459,"endTime":3217.86,"body":"for like weeks so And people are literally"},{"startTime":3217.88,"endTime":3221.221,"body":"invested, and it's to the point where I read the article, and I'm like, I don't care"},{"startTime":3221.261,"endTime":3224.682,"body":"about this at all. I'm like, well, Nicki Minaj is older than me. I don't care"},{"startTime":3224.702,"endTime":3228.123,"body":"if Taylor Swift goes to a football game. I don't know who she's dating, and I don't care."},{"startTime":3228.143,"endTime":3231.264,"body":"And again, this is- Because why does it matter? It's like,"},{"startTime":3231.364,"endTime":3235.245,"body":"oh, cool, Taylor Swift, some billionaire is"},{"startTime":3235.345,"endTime":3238.666,"body":"dating someone. I think it's great. Okay. I think it's really great, though, that"},{"startTime":3238.686,"endTime":3241.867,"body":"they show her, and I think she actually really is a good person. I"},{"startTime":3242.007,"endTime":3246.969,"body":"really, truly believe it. I think that's why she has so much pull. I"},{"startTime":3247.009,"endTime":3250.373,"body":"don't know cuz we don't know her like she's well. No, we don't know. She has an image"},{"startTime":3250.493,"endTime":3253.716,"body":"We her team is she's carefully managed and shown a certain"},{"startTime":3253.736,"endTime":3256.898,"body":"way always dressed a certain way Red lips for a reason for"},{"startTime":3256.918,"endTime":3261.242,"body":"a reason. Oh her next like money. Yeah It's"},{"startTime":3261.282,"endTime":3264.565,"body":"like okay, have you seen the girl be a total cunt we'd never know"},{"startTime":3265.386,"endTime":3268.527,"body":"She could. But that's what all celebrities do to me. Don't be"},{"startTime":3268.547,"endTime":3272.629,"body":"your heroes. So pretend we've got a crush celebrity culture. We're pretend. We've"},{"startTime":3272.669,"endTime":3275.91,"body":"got a crush celebrity culture. Which I had like people coming up to me, somebody come"},{"startTime":3275.93,"endTime":3279.752,"body":"up to me and be like, Hey, I listen to the show. And I was like, yeah,"},{"startTime":3279.892,"endTime":3286.074,"body":"thanks. We're famous. We're famous here. It says"},{"startTime":3289.302,"endTime":3292.804,"body":"back car in the back of the car and we're wearing red scarves and"},{"startTime":3292.844,"endTime":3296.185,"body":"we're feeling so hot yeah we know that we're going"},{"startTime":3296.265,"endTime":3300.967,"body":"around you can't talk to me no more men"},{"startTime":3301.388,"endTime":3306.07,"body":"are so difficult oh my god we're"},{"startTime":3306.15,"endTime":3309.852,"body":"only red and we're feeling so hot"},{"startTime":3310.032,"endTime":3313.953,"body":"and we are girls girls girls girls we"},{"startTime":3319.3,"endTime":3322.461,"body":"And I'm like, wait, then I"},{"startTime":3322.501,"endTime":3325.842,"body":"went to the car and I went and got my"},{"startTime":3326.142,"endTime":3331.243,"body":"ticket. It's true. She"},{"startTime":3331.303,"endTime":3335.004,"body":"can do whatever she wants and people are like, Oh my fucking"},{"startTime":3335.044,"endTime":3338.385,"body":"God. Have you heard the song? I'm like, uh huh. I've"},{"startTime":3338.445,"endTime":3342.146,"body":"heard it. It's like, like, yeah, somehow I've survived two"},{"startTime":3342.186,"endTime":3345.407,"body":"years in a row without listening, without playing a Taylor Swift song from my"},{"startTime":3345.447,"endTime":3348.788,"body":"phone. I will say I did go through a little Taylor phase at the beginning"},{"startTime":3348.868,"endTime":3352.629,"body":"of the end of 2023. Like literally"},{"startTime":3352.669,"endTime":3357.87,"body":"just like a couple of months ago. When 1989 came out, her version. Everything"},{"startTime":3357.93,"endTime":3361.471,"body":"is her version now. They're like, she's releasing another"},{"startTime":3366.833,"endTime":3370.034,"body":"You've always been a fan. You've been making out with the used. You're always a fan. I'm always a"},{"startTime":3370.074,"endTime":3373.534,"body":"musician fan. You're a groupie. Honestly, if I had pussy,"},{"startTime":3373.574,"endTime":3376.795,"body":"I would have been long on the road. I've been still on the road, road hard and"},{"startTime":3376.815,"endTime":3380.116,"body":"put up wet. That's where that comes from. You'd be like, just touring with the Grateful Dead."},{"startTime":3380.136,"endTime":3384.478,"body":"I would probably be a lot lizard. I'd be like, Still"},{"startTime":3384.498,"endTime":3387.779,"body":"been smoking. Yeah Back in my"},{"startTime":3387.799,"endTime":3391.16,"body":"day when I was with the how are you 39? Yeah, they're literally"},{"startTime":3391.18,"endTime":3394.381,"body":"like so anymore wanna fuck me. I'm a lot lizard. It's like"},{"startTime":3394.741,"endTime":3398.042,"body":"no Okay, that's what lot lizards were old groupies. And"},{"startTime":3398.062,"endTime":3401.964,"body":"you know, the only time I would want to be a lot lizard is well"},{"startTime":3402.104,"endTime":3405.785,"body":"when you are what's it called when you're like Going"},{"startTime":3405.825,"endTime":3409.726,"body":"to a football game, but you start a little early in the parking lot. Tailgating? Yeah."},{"startTime":3409.986,"endTime":3413.267,"body":"I want to be a tailgating lot lizard. I want to go"},{"startTime":3413.287,"endTime":3416.487,"body":"from van to van. I wonder if that's called something. Hey"},{"startTime":3416.507,"endTime":3419.608,"body":"boys, you excited for the game? Got any beer? And"},{"startTime":3420.308,"endTime":3423.709,"body":"then just like fucking suck off a bunch of men. I just want to see all their dicks."},{"startTime":3423.729,"endTime":3426.869,"body":"I wish we could find people to show us their dicks. Oh my god. That's all I"},{"startTime":3426.909,"endTime":3431.13,"body":"want. I just want to see it and touch it. And it would be kind of cold, so probably everything would be small. We"},{"startTime":3431.211,"endTime":3434.334,"body":"know how to make it look big on camera. Oh my god. I want to be a lot lizard at the"},{"startTime":3434.374,"endTime":3437.557,"body":"tailgating We need to make a name for not a lot. It needs to be like, yeah,"},{"startTime":3437.577,"endTime":3441.141,"body":"it needs to be better. What's like? Oh my god. I"},{"startTime":3441.181,"endTime":3446.123,"body":"want to try the parking lot attendant I'm"},{"startTime":3446.143,"endTime":3449.485,"body":"the attendant, and there's a toll. You have to show your cock. Well, you have to pay, but"},{"startTime":3449.525,"endTime":3454.608,"body":"either it's with cock or your cum. First"},{"startTime":3454.628,"endTime":3457.73,"body":"slide, I want the cum. No thanks. You can hold your"},{"startTime":3457.75,"endTime":3460.952,"body":"cum. Hold the cum to yourself. Hold the cum, hold the applause. Hold"},{"startTime":3460.972,"endTime":3464.256,"body":"the applause and hold the cum, because I... Now, if"},{"startTime":3464.336,"endTime":3468.239,"body":"it were Barron Trump, you would accept the call. Now, as I'm"},{"startTime":3468.259,"endTime":3471.561,"body":"calling you out, he's 18. I would suck him. Oh, is he not? I don't know."},{"startTime":3472.121,"endTime":3476.223,"body":"I thought he was. I don't know, actually. I think he's close. Ask Siri. Hey,"},{"startTime":3476.243,"endTime":3482.0,"body":"Siri, how old is Barron Trump? Oh,"},{"startTime":3482.16,"endTime":3485.241,"body":"he's almost there. He's 17. You wouldn't do it then. I"},{"startTime":3485.281,"endTime":3489.542,"body":"would not do it, but I would at 18. I want that money. You're"},{"startTime":3489.602,"endTime":3492.842,"body":"well, or I would marry it. You'd have to get married. You just married. Well, yeah, it's all going out"},{"startTime":3492.862,"endTime":3495.943,"body":"the window. Yeah. It's like, it's like, is it really money or is it"},{"startTime":3495.983,"endTime":3499.184,"body":"all like, I feel like it's all just like 3 million. He's like, yep, I got all this"},{"startTime":3499.204,"endTime":3502.564,"body":"money. People like, believe him. So he just like, Oh, it's all these things. I don't think"},{"startTime":3502.604,"endTime":3505.705,"body":"you have the money anymore. Let me see your bank account. Let me"},{"startTime":3505.725,"endTime":3509.287,"body":"see your account. I want to see the checking account. Yeah, let's make that true not stocks and"},{"startTime":3509.327,"endTime":3512.929,"body":"buildings and other bullshit Like which speaking of the actual side"},{"startTime":3512.989,"endTime":3516.371,"body":"note from me my life. Yeah, my hand is now at a hundred"},{"startTime":3516.391,"endTime":3519.733,"body":"and sixty-five Million, that's insane. That's more than like"},{"startTime":3519.913,"endTime":3523.095,"body":"that's insane. It's like what? I don't know how in the past year because of"},{"startTime":3523.155,"endTime":3526.398,"body":"the stock market going up insane. Yeah, that's why everyone's like the economist I'm"},{"startTime":3526.418,"endTime":3530.162,"body":"like, it's like no, it's not you're just making shit up Let's"},{"startTime":3530.202,"endTime":3533.304,"body":"go to the border. Oh the can't caravan. It"},{"startTime":3533.324,"endTime":3536.747,"body":"was like 20 trucks. Actually. It was only 20 trucks and they got their tires"},{"startTime":3536.787,"endTime":3540.259,"body":"slashed That whole caravan, it"},{"startTime":3540.279,"endTime":3544.641,"body":"fell apart. There's no trucks that went. 20. They ended up"},{"startTime":3544.661,"endTime":3548.062,"body":"in Florida. No, just now, this week, this caravan."},{"startTime":3548.082,"endTime":3551.324,"body":"Are you talking about the Mexican caravan? Yeah, the ones going to the- No. Or are you talking"},{"startTime":3551.344,"endTime":3554.685,"body":"about the people who are going to block? The white people going to block. The truckers for Trump or"},{"startTime":3554.705,"endTime":3557.806,"body":"whatever it is. I actually saw that in person when I"},{"startTime":3557.826,"endTime":3561.209,"body":"was in DC. And it was not sad. It's exactly what"},{"startTime":3561.229,"endTime":3564.773,"body":"you'd expect. It's literally everybody that you hate in your home, not a single tooth around."},{"startTime":3564.893,"endTime":3570.098,"body":"Just literally think about your worst, most country gas"},{"startTime":3570.118,"endTime":3573.262,"body":"station slash grocery store and walk inside. These"},{"startTime":3573.282,"endTime":3576.845,"body":"are the people that want to tell you that you're stupid. Yeah. And"},{"startTime":3576.865,"endTime":3580.108,"body":"you're not saying because you're looking at your stupid. I'm just saying maybe you"},{"startTime":3580.149,"endTime":3583.432,"body":"haven't experienced life that much. Okay. And"},{"startTime":3583.492,"endTime":3589.898,"body":"that's all I gotta say about that. Call us 614-721-5336. 614-721-5336. She's"},{"startTime":3589.938,"endTime":3593.401,"body":"not doing so well at gmail.com. This has been another episode"},{"startTime":3593.421,"endTime":3596.844,"body":"of Not Well, I'm Jim. And I'm Bobby. Follow, subscribe, review, and"},{"startTime":3597.724,"endTime":3600.847,"body":"see you next time. Oh, show us your dicks. I hate when you do that. I do hate when you do that"},{"startTime":3600.887,"endTime":3604.45,"body":"because I have to edit it every time. Show us your cocks when"},{"startTime":3604.47,"endTime":3608.253,"body":"you see us in public. Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye. Unless you"},{"startTime":3608.273,"endTime":3611.822,"body":"want to get raided like Seattle. I"}]}