Your Daddy's Home: Time to Play

Episode 233 of the "Not Well" podcast with Bobby and Jim kicks off with their signature blend of humor and edginess, tackling a banned children's book parody that's laced with adult humor and sexual innuendos. Despite its controversy, the hosts dive into its comedic value, setting the tone for an episode filled with laughter and candid discussions.

As the conversation unfolds, the duo shares their unconventional Super Bowl Sunday traditions, or the lack thereof, peppered with their thoughts on Usher's music and the cozy allure of weighted blankets. They even delve into the oddly satisfying aspects of everyday life, all while navigating the haze of edibles and the festive atmosphere.

The episode takes a more serious turn as Bobby and Jim reflect on the recent Tucker Carlson interview with Vladimir Putin, sparking a debate on the current political climate and the impact of media on public perception. They also discuss President Biden's latest press conference, expressing concerns over his mental sharpness and the implications for American leadership.

In a lighter vein, the hosts can't resist commenting on the buzz surrounding Drake's leaked intimate video, adding a touch of celebrity gossip to the mix. Bobby reveals a personal bathroom habit that promises to leave listeners with a lasting impression, adding another layer to their engaging banter.

The episode wraps up with a candid rant about public restroom etiquette, or the glaring absence of it, highlighting the comedic horrors of communal bathroom experiences.

Throughout Episode 233, "Not Well" maintains its unique charm with a mix of humor, introspection, and edgy commentary, inviting listeners into the world of Bobby and Jim for another unforgettable journey through pop culture, politics, and personal anecdotes.

[00:00:00] Dad's Little Pecker.
[00:04:19] The feeling of a weighted blanket.
[00:07:48] Super Bowl halftime show feedback.
[00:15:10] Sex toys discussion.
[00:17:00] Vibrators and desensitization.
[00:22:26] Underage underwear modeling industry.
[00:24:45] Motocross rider's wardrobe malfunction.
[00:32:08] Presidential statement and verbal flubs.
[00:39:15] Drake's interesting video.
[00:43:32] Revealing bathroom habits.
[00:46:16] Public restroom experiences.
[00:49:20] Drunk driving memories.
[00:56:44] Teenage drivers and safety.
[01:01:14] Dream revelations and desires.
[01:04:39] All I want is an RV

Cameron Mandoo lets it all hang out and we are impressed

Old Man 1 Vs Old Man 2 - United States Presidential Race 2024

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Dad has a little pecker. He plays with it all day. He takes it with him everywhere and puts it on display. Mom loves his little pecker, but she doesn't understand why he always has his little pecker in his hand. He holds it while he's mowing. He holds it while he drives. He holds it while he's shaving. It's a wonder it survived. He takes it out at parties. At least that's what I've heard. He tells Mom, I can't help it. People love my little bird. They get in lots of trouble when they're playing hide and seek. His pecker always wants to try to hide behind Mom's cheek. She doesn't seem to like it. She doesn't think it's fun. she said he almost lost it when it snuck inside her buns then there was that time that dad and pecker made a cake pecker spilled the batter and it startled mama she said go put your bird away it's causing too much stress i always have to clean up when your pecker makes a mess dad said i'll take it to the den and we won't make a peep I'll just be in there stroking it until it falls asleep. Mom said I'm going crazy being driven up the walls. You're playing with your pecker or you're playing with your ball. If you don't stop this instant, there's just one thing I can do. Then dad sat and listened closely to the words he knew were true. Now dad spends much more time with mom and even pets her cat. His balls are all collecting dust and looking rather flat. His little pecker lives inside a cage upon the shelf. Mom said that if it didn't, She'd go get one for herself. Stay tuned for next week's story time. Night night. It's great. It's funny. We can get a joke, but are we banning it from? Oh yeah, it's banned. It's like, this is a pretend children's book with sexual nature. It's very much homosexual. Are we sideways? Oh yeah. It's definitely a little tilty, but you always say you can tilt it. Okay. I mean, maybe it's just a little different perspective this week. Right, I thought you said you can do I can't I can go I just fucking met an angle or this might be the marijuana I Mean I'm like You don't know me. I'm like really boxed out like yes, because it's tilted. I think because in real life we're sitting upright and So like you're not and you're not leaning towards me until you do that. So like you're not at an angle. You won't be when we do I Thought you're just rhyming just now And a little pecker. I kind of did too. You won't be out of focus. Just wait for it to see. My pussy is a little pecker. I took an edible. It's Super Bowl Sunday. You can keep texting. I'm done. I'm looking at if I have anything written down for the week. Well, let me just keep saying what I was saying. So then I took an edible and I was like, yeah, Superbowl Sunday. Here we are. I'm exhausted. I think you're done. You have a new puppy. It's kind of be a broken edible. Yeah, my cousin was in town. So we did like, all the fun. Oh my god, but I did get something. I bought a weighted blanket. Hi. Oh, And I tried it. Well, first of all, I like it better on the couch. Yes. Yes. Yes. I tried to like sleep with it and I was like, no, I move too much. I only do it on the couch. That's where I leave it. So I got one though. And I, it's just like the dentist chair. You lay there and you're like, Oh, I literally, it makes you make that noise. It goes on you and you just want to go. Do you know that? That was a little much. That was more like, I'm coming, and you're like... No, but you know when you're taking a really good shit, though, and you're like... Do you know what I'm talking about? That feeling in your stomach? Like, when you're getting a... Honey, this is the edible. These are not real examples. You know what I'm talking about. Shitting, cumming, and weighted blanket. Oh my god! What? That's not happened to me. Did we introduce ourselves? No! Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Don't Worry, I'm Bobby! I'm Jim! I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. And, uh, well, as you can see in that intro- Bobby's taking a really good shit. I really am having trouble- I'm trying to think of that feeling because I haven't had one like that in so long, I can't like, imagine. But what was I talking about first that it felt- Oh! The weighted blanket. the way to blank when it hit me I was like you know that you know the feeling I know you're like we're like you know when you take I know people know this okay when you take that really big shit and it's like that's what it feels like with the way to blank on just in case you wanted to We are doing great. Who knew that you could buy that feeling? Honestly, is it crystals? Because my friend has crystals, a crystal weighted blanket, like in the packets are crystals. So it's like supposed to be good for your energy as well. I think mine's sand. Yeah, I think mine has sand too. And I'm like, but then last night I was trying to like, And then like my one foot was out and I was like trying to get it fixed But it was so heavy that I Yeah, it's not good for the bed It's not good for a bed, but it's really good for some chair use That's like you, not good for the bed, but good for some chair use. Yeah, just good for sitting Well. In a chair. Which. Which. I had to do immediately when our guests left. Oh God. That's why you had to shower. Yeah, it was a shower play. Yep. Oh, well, he loves that. You both like that. I don't know why, I just can't in the shower. I like being, I feel like I'm a little whore when I'm in the shower. You do, I can just tell. It's like wet and you're like. You're like, oh fuck. Like you shake, you're like, oh, oh, oh. Just lucky I'm not drowning literally literally And you can taste the come a little bit you can just like spit out his fucking dick and like it's not gonna get Messier and you know I mean actually the cleanup part alone well except for my beard and my chest hair, and that's problem now Do you have any solutions? No? I hate when it gets in the hair. Oh, I don't know Um, remember we remember we use peanut peanut butter to get the gum out not come to get the peanut butter, right? So I helped you get come out of your hair. Remember we use peanut butter because we're stupid. That's a joke. I was like, when did you help get come out of my hair? Like that has happened. I would have had it in at least 20 years ago. I can just see offensive tea editing that. Honestly, go check out offensive tea. We found a new page on YouTube. Don't follow us, follow them. Did you see that? No, but I'm glad. Oh, I saw a little shimmer of your necklace. I was like, oh, that'd be a really cool edit. No, he's just having a seizure. No, I'm just fully falling apart. I'm a father that's tired and it's the Super Bowl. And what I want to do is, even though we're recording this on Super Bowl Sunday, I'm going to go ahead and insert right now our Favorite commercials. Oh, okay. So my favorite commercial or his first and then mine. I'll let you know whose is who. Okay. Okay. Reporting live way after the Superbowl, but didn't like it. Didn't like any commercials. So we will not be playing any right now. Back to the program. Those are so fucking good. Those were great. Um, So, do you have any, like, Super Bowl traditions? Okay. Like, do you care, or? No, I've never cared. But you know it's a big day. I know everyone else thinks it's so serious, and people are like, we paid $2,000 for the tickets. Why? What's that? I could be on my couch. I think football, and you don't see the commercials. Yeah, like. You don't see the halftime show, because it's really shitty, actually. They don't play it loud, because they can't feedback. It's not good. I saw somebody's video from last year with Rihanna, and like, they couldn't even hear it. I'm like, I'd rather be at home. Oh, cause they don't play it out loud. Cause then the cameras echo and stuff. Yeah. They don't want feedback. They don't want, it's like basically it's fucked up. That made, that just made it even trashier. Like I would never go to a super bowl. Now now what I suck dick at the Super Bowl Now I want to be a little whore at the little whorehouse of the street. Do I want to get the team all excited? And honestly, they're I saw this thing on Instagram. It was like a two million dollar NFL box like a Super Bowl box It's Taylor 2.5 and it had like all these great foods and they're your own bartenders and an area like you could be in to watch the game That, I would do. I would go to the Super Bowl. But it's 2.5, so. Okay. When you make it big with your drone business, we'll go. Well, I did make it big with my tax returns, because I was able to write off half of my spending last year. Literally. Don't tell the IRS. No, tell them, because this is part of Blue Mouth Media, okay? Blue Mouth. We just are in the negative. Which is fine. We haven't made it yet. We're not. We're not declaring bankruptcy. We're not going to declare it. Make it. What do you think of Usher? But do you like Ursher? Ursher is, to me, old. Like, I don't really, I don't know what else to say. Like, when I hear it, I'm like... Oh, no, no, no, no. I mean... I'm just like, is he still moving those hips the same It's been a while. Okay. But I know that other one too. My way, my way. I don't know that one. She can't... Here comes the men in black. Do you know? Cause daddy's home. High school. Yeah. I mean, we'll see in the, we'll see. I'm like one of those kids on, um, the spectrum show. Oh fuck. I got that out. Yep. No, Oh, your I want a shirt that says that. Actually, actually, you know, your daddy's home. Everyone wants a daddy. Everybody. Well, a lot of people don't want their dad home. No, never. You're busy burning your bedroom down. We don't want dad home for that. Your mom's like, wait till your dad gets home. The reality is this the worker parent is the one that you don't want to come home Let's just put it that way because there were some mean fucking moms do that. We're like business mom You're like business moms. Here comes miss Cindy the fucking cunt And they would yell at you for no reason I know business and I always felt like my friends parent This is like a this episodes brought to you by I'm gonna tell the truth Actually, I did have a better health hat on earlier, but I took it off So this is sponsored by better health I guess I found I would I want to have I was like cleaning this room up a little bit and I found it somewhere So, I don't know if they sent it to me to like try to keep me from not killing Sue or like they're like Get him a bigger one, but He loved the hat, he's still alive. I still found it. I found our It's like, what's that? For two sessions you can do it for 650. Yeah, they were like, you can keep going. It's like, no. You were like, I can't. So you don't care about me really. Okay, got it. They're like, well sorry, we're gonna have to drop you. Yeah, literally, so. Daddy's home. Anyway, we'll have to get our live reaction for that. Okay. Now, there are, I wrote down a lot of fucking stupids. Oh, we have a voicemail. Okay. I mean, it's obvious who it probably I haven't heard it. Hey, I have two questions that have nothing to do with each other as always. So one, how do you overcome, say you have friends, I mean, you do have friends, but say somebody you always argue with, how I have zero friends with arguing. It's the town I live in. I swear. Everybody feels like they got to prove something or debate something or What do y'all think? Like, are they hot? Do they flop like making the stallions tracks on the Oh, she had an edible. She had that's I'm like me right now. Like chop some even I couldn't even I can follow like what was Horses on the track. What? What are you saying? I'm sorry. What? The horse on the blocks. I'm going to have to do a rewind. I do feel like there was three questions. I'm already so flabbergasted. I don't even remember the questions. How Once we argue more than once a day. Yeah, it's like, no. But there are friends when I was younger, and this might be your, if you're a younger listener. If you're still under 30. If you're under 40. If you're still listening, even though I'm a grandfather. Literally, by later this year, we have to be like, if you're still under 40. Oh for all my 40 year olds it's like oh no oh I'm gonna be in the 40s and you're gonna be in the 30s. Oh thank god. I can't wait to be 40 though honey because again you're gonna be the fat friend. I can't wait till you're 50 and I'm gonna be in the grave. Pretty soon if I keep losing weight I'm gonna have the chicken fat. I saw a guy on Instagram yesterday posting his weight loss journey, blah, blah, blah. And his chin was still like, girl. I'm really proud of those folks. I really. I'm proud of them. For posting. For posting and being so brave. But for me, I just, that really is a fear of mine, and it's usually people who are older that lose weight, usually after 50. Sorry. And you're not gonna get that, because your ass is tight. I'm tight like it's like the you're tight like a ton like the Titanic It's split in half on it ain't I? Rumbled right away, and then Billy let's send some more billionaires down there. What do you yeah? I feel like I'm cutting in and out yep Yep No, what do we do last time? Oh cuz you weren't even plugged in all the way. Oh, Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, but that's just well, that's called feedback and it's called a monitor. We're monitoring monitors Listen to your little boy And then how do you navigate through that? We don't and then said something literally drop them Then it was something about, your town has something to prove, do you guys have a problem with that? Yeah, everybody wants to prove everything, there's nothing normal. Oh God, you can't even talk anymore to strangers, because then they're going to argue with you. They're going to argue, and it's just- Even when they're being friendly and like, ah, ah, ah, little girl. It's disgusting. And I'm like, no, I don't want to talk to you about that. Yeah, so- Uncut cocks are hot. Uncut gems. Now the third one is sex toys. For me, I'm not a fan. Oh yeah, you really aren't into this. I like cock toys. You like rings? Yeah. Oh, you mean insertive? No, I don't do that as often. I mean, some people do. I have a fossil thing, but it doesn't... I have a vibrating plug. They don't vibrate enough for me, is what I'll say. I have not found one yet where I put it in and I'm like, there, I think I have old man prostate and I can't feel it. Oh no, actually though, I do like plugs. Oh, the truth comes out. I do like them, because have you ever come with a plug-in? Well, yeah, when you have something in your haul, how do you think I get... But you don't have to put a dick in there. Why do you think I like the shower? And it can be poopy. Because the shower, after a little... Let it be poopy. But after a shower... A little queen sweep. What's that? You said you showered a little queen sweep. Once we do a little shower off, We then, when I'm doing this in the shower and I'm getting sprayed on and I can't see anything. You can finger the hole. You do a finger a hole and that's the cum spot. Because the minute you have something in your hole. Matt, take notes. Maybe I should try this. Shower's the best, because then you can just be nasty kind of. Oh, I'll try that. He loves taking showers together. Not that I care about fingering the hole. We don't have a stall, though. We have a step-in tub because we're poor. So, you know. Oh, it's Grandview. It's going to be hard. Well, I know. Touch your tub. We might have crime, but we have a walk-in. Welcome to old townies we might have a walk in do you like grout we have it, but we don't have bicycles anymore Or packages So, I don't know if that answers any questions there you don't like sex I do I have a lot I have a vibrator of the magic wand I have one I have the one that you put up and down but it also suctions and twists So it's like a blowjob as you go up and down. I just a gripper and it vibrates to Jesus Christ And I have we're all so desensitized that we have to have like I know oh, I need lenders that are like That's why I got the magic wand. It's the original I think it was from Japan maybe but I don't know about this one, but it is the original brand But literally the fourth power I made Matt come in less than a minute. No less than a minute It's actually a different kind of a come too because it's like a very strong. I think it I think it's how it feels to be a woman tickly and Yeah, maybe you know, they're like just lick just flick it with your tongue in like my pussy No, but like just flick the bean is what that's called Yeah, but like for us, you know, I don't want my tongue in the hole flicks the tip of my dick It wouldn't work. No now the vibrator with the vibrator. Yeah, and that's how you know that you're like I feel like a woman when I'm like, oh And they like the wand too. No the wand was made for them. Right literally. If you shove it right on that. Right on the clit. You can also put it right on your taint which I've done. Yeah I've done that as well. And then you fill it in your hole and your prostate and your dick. I always thought that you could. Do you have a vibrator? Yeah. You're such a bitch. Well, I just don't you're like making fun of it and you're shutting out your taint No, so I've done that before when I was more sexual and not on Prozac now. Yeah, isn't it weird though? Can I make a comment for all the girls that maybe don't know and all the guys that I'm sure they know when you're jerking off and you kinda like arch your back up and you feel under your balls and your taint. It's your dick. It's your dick. Yeah. So I always try to like. You can stroke it too. Jerk it. You can. Okay. If you go on something hard and like rub on it. Right, so that's why that feels good when you have something on your taint. Oh yeah, the taint is the best part. Except for the smell. Yeah, except for the most of the time not all the abuse that it goes through on a daily basis a lot like look at the most Abused like you're just like sit down. Oh my god, like smash and your chain is just bacteria Like let's go this way your taint is literally the worst It's just terrible. Beat up part of your body. Oh yeah. If they scrape that and grow things. Oh fuck. We should try it. It could be mutant bacteria. Should we do like a culture of our taints? Let's do a taint culture. We're gonna do some science here. It might tell us who's healthier. Well it's probably you. No. You'd be surprised. Well I'm monozympic so. Very unhealthy. months of my glue tied, so I'm probably like- My problems are internal. And mine, I just do a shot for. Which people are so mad about, it's like bye. Oh, I know, everyone hates- Are you mad? Oh, Okay, good, because I tried the right way so many fucking times. There is no wrong way to lose weight. I don't care, I don't give a fuck. That's a problem that people are not getting. There's no wrong way. Any step is a step towards- And now, I know they're probably shaming the people who only have like 10 pounds losing weight. Oh yeah. I'm just going to shame you too. Yeah. But if you're me, fuck you. Yeah, this is not for, like, aesthetics alone. No, this is for my health. This is not because he has a cover of Vogue to be on. Well... Oh my god. I'm a little too old. Nice to say a little my modeling careers probably 20 years too late. Actually, I could be a daddy model though You know, that's Hollins and JC Penney Sears. Yeah. Oh, we're the dads in the Sears and you just unlocked something I did, too I would flip the pages back. I did too I was Okay And I would stare and then be like, imagine a whole family, but then I would be like, Oh, and then you'd find him in the back in the underwear area, right? And then they're in the boxers and they always flatten the bulge, but like, whatever they shouldn't. I feel like every time I looked, it was just like, isn't it? And you could see, I'd Round yeah, like I wonder if they had to put a like a little cup in or something that they probably did There are probably laws against that prude prude laws. Now. I just got something else unlocked in my memory There was a guy named I'll say his initials were AC when I was growing up. We were 14. Yep And he was like one of those. Yeah Ready He I remember him specifically saying to me that he was an underwear model, but he's 14 But he was the type that went through puberty like early like he was like ripped like he but yeah, he was real I remember that Like when 15 year olds would go through puberty early him being who AC you don't know who AC You don't know who AC. Oh, I thought it was Aaron Carter. Cause I was like, he was ripped really early on. I remember being like eighth grade, like, Oh, Aaron Carter's so hot. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Let me rewind this. Actually, no, let me just like, I probably didn't make sense. Let me just start over. So I just got unlocked a memory about male modeling underwear. Okay. And I just remembered something that I've never told anybody before about a person with initials AC who went to Woodstock middle school and high school together. Okay. He told me, and I don't know if this is- And we better find him on Facebook after. No, he used to be hot, now- I don't give a fuck. He basically, he was like one of those people that went through puberty really early, so he had the body already, and I'm like, barely have any hair, and he would have like- Oh, fuck. He had the pecs and the, yes, he was hot, but I feel like he was- I knew two of those, Tyler and Shane. Taking images for people that I don't know, maybe it's in the black market, or like the underground. What? Or like the dark web. Yeah, probably. Because- You make a lot of money for it. He was like, yeah, I model, I'm a model underwear. I'm like, or, um, underwear model. And I'm like, underwear model at 14, 15, like that's, yeah, he was, but that's what unlocked just now. I was like, oh my God, he was abused and I didn't save him. That's what I was thinking. Like maybe he was crying for help. And I'm like, oh, cool. Or maybe he fucking loved the attention. Or that's what I'm saying. Or maybe he wanted me to be like, I want to see. Like, were his parents making him, you think? Or who would be abusing a kid going to school into doing that? I don't know. Let me find, like, I need to get a good picture, though. I mean, there's the body. That's all I need. Okay. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, like, yeah, that's a yes. That's a profound yes. Yeah, I mean, he's are you what does mean? Oh, my god. What's that? Are you kidding me? Yeah, I know. Okay. Are you retake? Like, when you were saying retake that statement irritated? Oh, yeah, so I feel like there is some section. Yeah, that's what he looked like more. Oh, Yeah, that's like the Abercrombie. Oh, he probably got a blue. He probably went West Lex Lex wax. Yes. He probably went to the island because Actually, like I'm not even fucking you know, because they would fly him. Oh, yeah Abercrombie. Oh, yeah. So like if you see here, he was like that teenage Yeah, but it was like thick. He wasn't little. Oh No, okay. Oh god, Bobby, you would have fucked him so fast. You can just tell he was like almost like And maybe he was, but like- Ask him. But like this was in, yeah, I mean he- Oh god. Oh my god, Bobby. Yeah. There's hair, there's grass on the playing field. If there's grass, sweep it. Oh, just clear the sidewalk after you mow. Make sure you edge it. I don't know if I'm good at edging anymore. I used to be. I normally don't have- I don't have time for edging. Me either. I mean, we got to go. And I don't even drink. Cause I, at any moment, at any moment, Matt could interrupt. I know. Let me just get two hours. If I could just have two to three hours every night, just don't look at me and let me just like young sniffies and jerk my cock just for a little, even when I don't come, I just want to like have that fucking moment. Exactly. Someone's sending you a picture. You're like, yeah, you're like, Oh, you're like fucking cock. And then, yeah. And then you're like turned on and you go to bed. You leave all these men with blue balls. No wonder it's Blue Mouth Media. Blue Mouth Media, baby. Blue Mouth Media. Blue Ball Media. So I did tell you I had some subjects. Are you just going to go along with this now at this point? Because I'm psychotic. Is it time to order? We don't even know what Michael wants, but yes. There's a motocross rider who... Yeah, yeah, I saw this. You showed me this. No. You sent this to me. Oh, so you saw his dick? Yeah, you sent this to me. Yeah. So this guy's name is Cameron McAdoo. He got in a wreck at the very beginning of the race and it tore his pants and those fucking balls Did you see the I don't know if you like did any more research on it? No. Oh my god the way they flop now the way that his balls were on the backside Literally underneath my god, but he's got a that's amazing his face. Yeah, it's not bad I mean, it's not my favorite. It's a little yeah, I want to give him time It's not my favorite. I found him. He looks a little hickish. I mean, I like it. Sorry. You would. It's a little white supremacist. It's giving me a little white supremacy. Like I used to have a bull farm where I used to milk the bulls, semen out to impregnate the... That's what he's giving me. Deep, deep, deep. Because he didn't give a fuck that his cock was just slinging around the track. Oh no, he didn't care at all. Honestly, when did that not become a family show? I mean, like when are we going to put warnings up? We gotta put warning apps for the motococks. Grooming. Or motocross. That is, I'm just like thinking of that, and I was like, how? So if you haven't seen it. Yeah, it's a great clip to see. Look it up on Twitter, or whatever it's fucking called, X. Which, speaking of which. Get into it, honey, get into it. I don't know if you've seen the No, do I have to remember everything? I have my own things to Well, he's funding the war that you're fighting, so I would think that would be Well, yes, he funds, but I talked to him before the special military operation, of course. And I said to him then, by the way, I believe that you are making a huge mistake of historic proportions by supporting everything that is happening there, in Ukraine, by pushing Russia away. I told him, told him Ask him, please. It is easier for you, you are a citizen of the United States. Go and ask him. It is not appropriate for But you haven't spoken to him since before February of 2022? No, we haven't spoken. With the backing of With the backing of CIA, of course. The organization you wanted to join back in the day, as I understand. We should thank God they didn't let you in. Although, it is a serious organization. I understand. My former vis-a-vis in the sense that I served in the First Main But you're describing two different systems. You say that the leader acts in the interest of the voters, but you also say these decisions are not made by the leader. They're made by the ruling classes. You've run this country for so long. You've known all these American presidents. What are those power centers in the United States, do you think? I don't know. America is a complex country, conservative on one hand, rapidly changing on the other. It's not easy for us to sort it all out. Who makes decisions in the elections? Is it possible to understand this when each state has its own legislation? Each state regulates itself? Someone can be excluded from elections at the state level. It is a two-stage electoral system. It is very difficult for I didn't watch all of it, but I recently read that Putin went on like a 30-minute history lesson that Tucker didn't even really ask for. No, he just kept talking about it's weird. But what's freaking me out about it more than anything is that all these now crazy right people are like, there goes MSM, which is mainstream media, I guess. And they're giving all these percentages of like viewers, like 1.1 million for Fox, one point, whatever. And then they show Tucker Carlson's interview, 60 million views in the first day. And I'm like, okay, that's different than But also I'm sitting here thinking like, you want to call everyone else a communist and like, yeah, you're psychotic or so like, you're just like, you're okay with Putin is what you're basically saying. Like it really is freaking me out to be honest because I'm like and I almost got well Trump just said he's like if he would let Russia invade NATO countries. Yep. It's like there you go That's all you have to hear. We've this He's on to the next ones It's like so somebody gives me somebody had to do it. I Am the chosen one The problem what we're gonna be facing is well, we can't afford a war against Russia and China That's what we're facing. Well, and we also are giving away all our president. Oh Okay, that was so okay. I have to react. I'm so glad you brought that up. I know so I'm on the couch and Because I'd gotten home late I know there's some attention paid to some language and report about my recollection of events. I There's even reference that I don't remember when my son died. How in the hell dare he raise that? Frankly, when I was asked the President Biden, something the special counsel said in his report is that one of the reasons you were not charged is because, in his description, you are a well-meaning elderly I'm well-meaning, and I'm an elderly man, and I know what the hell I'm doing. I've been president, and I put this country back on its feet. I It's totally up- How bad is your memory, and can you continue as That's- Do you feel your memory has gotten worse, Mr. President? No, my memory is not- My memory is fine. I'm of the view, as you know, that the conduct of the response in the Gaza Strip has been over the top. I think that, as you know, initially the President of Mexico, Osisi, did not want to open up the gate to allow humanitarian material to get in. I talked to him. I convinced him to open the gate. I Many American people have been watching, and they have expressed They expressed concerns. That is not the judgment of the press. They expressed concerns about your mental acuity. They say that you are too old. Mr. President, in December, you told me that you believe there are many other Democrats who could defeat Donald Trump. So why does it have to be you now? What Because I'm the most qualified person in this country to be president of the United States and finish the And I didn't know that this was happened that it had happened earlier. I didn't realize he gave a presidential statement. I mean, that's a big deal when they do that. If they're not if they're sitting in the Oval Office, it's usually scary or good or crazy, you know, like, yeah, big news. He's walking out to talk to the press, which he's not even really allowed to do because he's never good at it. And he makes verbal flubs. And then he comes out and then so let's just go. I know. It's ableist to say this right so then listening to him and the fact that he the one point that scared me was he was talking About you like how dare you about Bo. Yeah, the report says he doesn't know any year even around when he died He pulls up his army goes he pulled out the reason This rosary. I got it at Our Lady of Some of you have commented I wear since the day he died every And then just like stopped speaking because he couldn't remember the fucking word. I was like, wow, you just did it there. And it's not saying he's not smart. The border of Gaza and Mexico instead of, but he's not happy with you or whatever. That guy's a psychopath. That's also, yeah, for sure. Yeah. All these problems like, yeah, like they love all these bad people. I'm like, what is happening? Are you going to go to North Korea next? I know. Please visit. Go visit. Who said that? Was somebody I knew? We didn't finish up talking about what were you thinking about when Biden came out and gave a press conference? Oh, it made me really sad. I know. I felt bad for him. And it made me think, why are we putting our eggs in this basket? Because the Trump people are obsessed with him. And then we're just like, our poor, demented grandpa. You know I want to be pregnant. Meanwhile, Nikki Haley, as well, is like a total idiot. These people are so stupid. Her real name. She hides her whole entire history. Everything, yeah. She's like, I'm white. It's like, girl, you're not white. She's tan from South Carolina. Girl, no, you're Indian, and that's fine. I think Nikki in Arabic means I have no fucking clue. I think that's what it means. I forget. It means something like really funny for her. I just, I think it's anyways. Oh yeah. I think I heard that. Yeah. And it's like, yikes. Yeah. It's like dumb bitch Like it's stupid. You're like, is this real? And I had believed it. Um, so yeah, that was a sad moment for me. I was like that ruined my week. I was kind of like Because the thing is is like it's over like I saw that I was like it's over. I'm really concerned though I don't know how he's gonna win against trump at all. Trump. I already I don't either and that's the that's the problem That's my problem is I'm like looking at that like people really think he's demented like holy thing Not make him demented now. Have you heard that we stopped letting him come talk to drop it? We are such a bit we We there's a rumor There's a rumor about Michelle Obama. Have you heard that? I've heard this you feel like about that. Honestly, I go for it like fuck it up I don't care because anymore. Yeah, we don't think it matters, but it's like go ahead. Try here's my thing You know who I really that could be the one who could be You know, I really like though too. Yeah, Gavin Newsom. I like him a lot. Yeah, if he would run and have yeah, this is vice. Oh, wow. We need to get we need to get men back in the now Gretchen Whitmer though in Michigan Gretchen Whitmer to me is like a hot mom. She actually that he could run the fucking boo. That would be a mom mom boss. That would be a hot ticket. Oh, yeah, it would be a hot Newsom in her hot ticket that could be that actually might be a ticket one day. If I'm just waiting for that's a ticket at this point. I'm literally waiting for Biden to drop dead and we're gonna get like It's like massive stroke ladies and gentlemen, and you know, the thing is It's so sad because we would be shocked and surprised but he's 81 it's like he should be down here's a It's over the average life expectancy for men right you should be just chilling out watching your You're gonna go fly around fucking old You're gonna fly around your hell like what are you doing? It's like I feel like they're propping him up. I really I do think I think That's what I told Matt cuz when he got he got mad with the bow thing his son. Yeah, how dare you? Yeah, I think they have to be giving him like meth and Prevajit Juice and he's like now how dare he how you see this I got from the lady of I I was like, I literally was like that. You saw that too, right? I was like, make up a name. I just say our lady of peace. I was like, just say a name. Just say victory, mercy, mercy, Jesus, sweetheart. Yeah, just say it. Just say something. And then I was like, oh, he's going to the next thing. But my son. The report, okay, here's what the report said. He said something like, 2009, uh, no, he like didn't know when he was a president. He was like, is that when I was vice president? And then he was like, 2012, you know, when I, when I was leaving as vice president. And he's like, would that be when I was still president? They didn't charge him because they knew a jury would feel bad for him. I just want the viewers to hear it or the listeners to hear it. Get the seat back get the seat back. What's the cough that you are the death rattle? It's like goodbye I will last week I had this Yeah, I kept looking over I was like, okay annoyed you were so mad that day A little over the top. We're not sure where it is. How'd See, sometimes I think he's like trolling him sometimes, but then it gets him into trouble because then it's like, but it sounds stupid. It's very, you know, Oh, he's like the senior old man. That's like really a You're like, Hey kids, get off my lawn. I'm so high. Woo. I just had a little dizzy streak. Now that we've talked about that. Okay. Tell me more. I have other fucking things. Oh my God. I'm nervous. You should be. I need to hear about. Okay. So did you see Drake's dick? Oh yeah. Oh my God. I didn't even realize it was him. I watched it and I was like, well, it's kind of cute. The video, the idea of it, but like the curve for me is a no. It's, it's the thinness. It's the thin curve. I can't do it. I don't know why people were acting. I know they're like, this is great. This is big. It's a nice cock. No wonder he acts like this. And I'm like, No wonder. I mean, I'm shocked. First of all, it's a low profile video from a long way away. And it's skinny and going this way. And someone was like, it's not even fully hard. I'm like, that's one of those dicks where it never gets fully hard. But they're like, I'm hard. And they have to hold it to get it in. They're like pushing it in, but also holding the base. Yeah, it's hard. You're smushing in a marshmallow. Honestly, honestly, that's Drake for you squishing in a marsh like literally I was I was like, no, it's a no for me and I knew right away like I was like First of all, it's the lighting for me. It's the shadows. It's like you're trying to be like, yeah, I was not impressed Sorry wasn't impressed and I probably had scars on it. I'm just saying we didn't get to see that part Oh God, no, we saw silhouette really light colored ones. Yep. Yep. There is a guy. Here's my other subject. Oh That's what I'm talking about. There's a guy, and I just need to know why. Oh no. If you know. Let me get a sip. I don't know what his name is. I'm just gonna call him Joe. Well, that I think is his name. But anyway. Makes sense. He goes on to all these gay groups. So like, I'm in some of the camping groups. I'm in some of the weed smoking groups. I'm in some of the other groups. Okay. Bears, I mean, you name it. Toilet lickers. This Joe comes in, he's younger, he's probably 22. Oh God, he owns the world. So he will post in the stoner gaze, hi, I'm Joe, I'm new here. send some like productive picture, but then with whatever the thing is. So stoner when he's packing a bowl and then he's like, Oh no. Oh, this is so bad. Then we have, then we have in another group, the next group that's like camping. And then he's like in the woods and like, hi, I'm Joe. I'm newly from Texas and I love to camp. Hit me up if you're in the area. These serial killer so and that's I'm just trying to figure out like you are not interested in all these same groups as Bobby It's like 6,000 like like it's So he's like, hey, I'm Joe. I'm new here I'm like girl, we don't all the other fucking like probably everyone in the room too is like we've seen him He's but they're like, I mean He's okay. Anyone would do anything with a 22. Honestly, if you're 22 that you literally like you is man like me would love that youthful cock in their face. Oh, that burp. That's the one downfall. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Yeah. That's the one downfall of the honey mustard chips. Yeah. 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I know why I'm pea-shy And I don't know if I've said this before and if you're new here, maybe you don't know why I Do you know that when I go to the restroom, I literally pull my pants halfway down my legs and I stand there with my ass out? No. Why? I did not know that. I had to have told you that before. No, you did not. I would think about that every time we entered a bathroom. So that's why I lock the door, especially like I pull my pants down to my knees. Like And that's my secret. Sorry. I would never guess you're one of those. I am. This is fucked up. I love to have a free asshole, like every time I go to the bathroom at work, every- I what? Yes. Oh, this is uncomfortable. I feel like I don't even know you at all. And I'm just like, Oh, this is creepy. Like what else? What else? I'm not doing it like in public urinals, but like, Oh, I can go into a closed stall. I don't do it in a stall either usually, but I just think it's the, I don't like having things. I need it to be free. I need to be why. Why does your asshole need to be free to pee? No, my front needs to be fully free. Like all my balls need to be untucked. Everything needs to be just like out of the place. Like when you're just sitting there and you're like pulling your dick out, it's like everything's crunched together. It's like, God, it's just like, I don't like it. I think it's, I also sit to pee at night cause I don't want to be on the floor. Why sit to pee all the time? Oh my God. What do I not know about you? Sitting to pee is Cause you have you ever seen a public toilet in a Ben's mess room? In the mushrooms? Yes. Have you? It's dirty. Have you thought about the people that are cleaning it? Cause I think every day and for me, I will walk into a bathroom and there'll be shit stains on the toilet bowl. And I'm just like, someone has to clean this. First of all, Okay, like or do you think they like it? Like I feel like plumbers like it. They don't care. I don't understand Why do plumbers not care plumbers are like, oh, yeah a bunch of shit water came up Yeah, I had my hand and four feet of shit to dig out that chain. I'm just like what's that? I don't care about it. I think it's disgusting I think people's bowel habits are really concerning like when you go into these I Public restrooms, honey. I know First of all, I think everyone are multiple people just shitting on top of shit or is it one massacre? Yeah, cuz then they have toilet paper all over you ever see the splash on the underside of the yep Yep, it's like you lifted up to pee you like see the whole rim is brown Can I say I don't like that about sometimes when girls go to the restroom and that period gets on it? You were saying that you never love with girls You yep Why I think it's disgusting. Oh My god, it's fucking horrifying and someone has to clean it. That's yeah And then you're like god, why is he cleaning the restroom right now? I gotta go and I just I literally clean it. Perfect. You go in there. You're like, oh my god I tell you I had chow mein. It's like honey. Was it New Orleans or was it? Where did I stop on the way in? I didn't get the way into where no, I think it was New Orleans Airport. Yeah, did you go in the potty? No their toilets I Can't remember. I have not talked about this you hit a button and it moves paper around the seat. Oh, I love and you're like beeping It should be is that because every time you try to set one of those up it like it's so So it's like you're literally sitting on a it's almost like plastic around it and it like just goes around totally how it's kind of cool It's smart. It's probably Japanese. I Like I'm sure not thinking some American made it. They're like, right like no American cares like we just I sit down on a seat I'm like, well, there's some piss on my asshole. I can't I like every time I said I'm like, oh I have to fully like well, I try to get rid of it But if you can't well sometimes emergency or sometimes you can't see it and you're like you sit down You're like, oh, I thought I got everything You know, what's even worse than that? It's horrible. Speaking of the restroom. If you go poop and you pull your pants down too far, um, I almost, I was almost like crying cause I was really pissed. I had to like spray my, it was like my OCD. Like I can't be like this thing. It was bad. It was terrible. I went right home. No, I was in a mall and I was like, Oh, and I was like, So then I got like water and I started like, so I cleaned it off with like soap, but I was also, when I'm like, I, it makes me wanna throw up just thinking about it. So anyway, just so you know, don't pull your pants down too far when you're pooping in a public restroom. Sundries. That sounded like a sundry, but. I know, but I feel like it wasn't. Oh my God, okay. Or I mean, or is there anything else you need to say? Because you've been really quiet. Quiet? I've been all over the place today. You've been on drugs. I've been on drugs today And every day kids, you know what drugs is let me tell you about dare when I was in there. I wrote a Poem about dare. I wrote an award-winning essay for dare and I got to read my essay. Oh Yeah, dear Honestly, what do you like? What do you let me go talk to the parents about that? Your sundry is dare like you are at the top Yeah, you want to start the parents. They're the ones that are smoking the dope. Okay, and the police force Yeah, so where do you think we learned what marijuana is most of time was from? Somebody's parents literally actually it was my first time seeing it in person with someone else's parents smoked and I were like, okay. Oh Isn't it funny how some people it's not a thing and the other people it's like And then like my parents like you couldn't talk about it. Yeah, like they'd be like no No, you can't do marijuana. I would be like you do like growing up They're like, it's a very bad truck and now I'm like, they just voted to pass issue one or two But as they're black out on their third bottle of wine, it's like hi, honey. You just wrecked into the cones out front Yeah Think of this time my dad's friends came over and sat around the back patio and my mom made me go get him to bring him In because they were also blacked out. They were like drunk jerking someone was And then the rest were taking it and they were I mean they had so many cans on the table I could and I looked at the one guy and he was like And I thought I was gonna you know, he thought he's gonna come I And then all three of those guys drove home. Um, so like we did back in the day, literally, I just thought of that. I was like, did they spend the night? And I was like, they did not spend the night. Never. You never spent the night at your friend's house. You decided to hop in your car, blackout drunk with your family and drive home. I, Literally like even going out to restaurants like if it was a big event or like a celebration thing. I would be like I would be like Oh my god, you just unlocked something for me. My sister I cannot My sister started complaining that oh my god, actually my sister started complaining Because she thought my dad was too drunk to drive because he like swerved a few times. Oh But I think it was like to avoid things in the road, but we're in the back as kids were like, and I was like, I don't think he's drunk because like, but he did have like, three tall beers like this, Miller Lite. That's six beers, basically. He was drunk. And that's with dinner. So I had a drunk driver dad. Right, so did we. So does everyone with children. We're Catholic, of course our parents are drunk drivers. What's that stupid ass thing that people do? We're Catholics, of course our parents are drunk drivers. We're Catholics, we were touched at 10, but we repressed our sexuality for years. We gotta do this. Yeah, we do. Now you've unlocked it. So what about your family and drunkenness and driving? I don't. Oh, okay. Now, did you ever go to the skating rink? Yes. Like it was, how could you tell? Oh, I loved skating. Oh, did you have a coloring contest? I still want to go to one here. What's the coloring contest? You would color the flyer and bring it with you. And then the winner would be announced. And I think I went one time. I was like, I would absolutely have done that because me. Oh my God. Honey, Okay, so we use sort of sparkles, but Then we'll go back to the drunk driving, okay I had my first girlfriend in fifth grade, and I picked the Mormon smelly girl as my girlfriend for the first day. Oh my God! The Mormon smelly girl! She had the O, I'm sorry. I know, I'm sure she did. She didn't know how to wear deodorant. Yep, fifth grade is terrible. So I literally, we were at the skating rink at Sparkles, and I remember her, I'm not gonna say her name, but I remember she was the smelly girl, but for some reason I felt like, I was like, oh yeah, let's hold hands and skate. So we were like at item. Oh, well did I have buyer's remorse, because the next day I remembered that she's the girl that Smells like B.O. Oh, shit. And she's Mormon, and we didn't really understand that at the time. And now that we know that she likes to drink blood. And now. How's she doing now? It was almost like I was drunk at the skating rink. You were. You were a little kid. I would say you were a little girl. I'm like young but I feel like I'm like 45 years old skating is like oh Girl you 15 um girl not even i was like again in fifth grade so then okay so that just unlocked that memory you just unlocked one for me and then we'll get to drunk driving yeah so when we were in fifth and sixth grade we actually would get in trouble someone they would yell at you if you didn't have deodorant on like the gym teacher would literally be like Someone didn't wear deodorant today. Don't let it happen again. You know, like something like Totally. I would see them go up to them and be like, and I would just stare like, oh my God. Daniel, I'm going to tell your mother. Like, I think I only wore deodorant because I was going to get in trouble. No offense, I don't think BO is really that crate. Crate, I said, great. I think it's disgusting. Oh, okay, I was like. No, it's disgusting. I meant it's not supposed to be great. But some people. I cannot. Cultures like to keep that ripe smell and I don't like it. They are fully available to get deodorant because they're fully shopping at, let's just say, Costco. Yeah. And they're fully able to buy the pack of deodorant that they could all supply and they don't and that's the part that I just don't It's a choice. I don't really care. No, like I'm not making fun of you in your culture But I'm just kind of curious like why is that the thing you're gonna hold on to because you're not wearing the traditional garb You're wearing like Kirkland's fucking t-shirt. Oh There are people I don't use natural deodorants. I'm like, okay, okay, but does it work? Oh And the answer usually is Right, it's literal. So, back to the drunk driving. Skating. We were at the skating rink, okay? It was like skate night. I think I dated a bunch of lesbians, no offense. Her name was Jeff Smith? Oh, yeah, she's a lesbian. She's a full lesbian. Like she was. Yes, is a lesbian. Yes. Oh, my God. You're at least five. My first like kiss in the car. I was like, I'm horny. It was like weird. I'm looking for another lesbian like you. We were really just a bunch of. Well, she's still not out. And you've been called lesbian in New York City. So I've been both since then. And I remember- I came out twice. I said, let's go out. I remember we started going out and I said, oh yeah, but let's not tell anybody. To the Mormon girl or Jess? No, Jess. Oh, so you were cheating on the Mormon girl? No, but the Mormon girl was already gone on the picture. She was the first lesbian I was trying to grab her. At this point you're really, okay. Smelly lesbian you were trying to keep it secret with Jess. Jess was like a really good athlete She was like the like best basketball player. We're kind of more dark emo. Yeah Grungy boy, but I was like, I'm confused. I like corn and like Linkin Park, which I do is that cuz you were gay? No, it's cuz I was just an idiot but so on the way Pick up where we're at the skating rink her family would pick us up and Her dad was driving one time and her mom was in the car in the front seat and the dad was driving And there are two brothers and then it's all you were a bit in the bench in the back. Yeah, we're driving minivan I don't I think it was like a van. Yeah, usually he was going like 95 miles an hour on the fucking highway. I windows were down to by the way, they're smokers. Oh, no, full drug addicts. After the fact, I found out because Jess is a full drug addict now. But which is fine. She hasn't had time to come out. She's been busy doing drugs. She's been in blackout since high school. God, I remember the mom being like, Daryl, you'll cut Daryl. Daryl you okay? And I was like in the backseat sweating be like, oh my god, please get me home. Please get me home Like I was so think about that. You really could have died just a whole point of that was to circle back to you to say Yes, people you should drive drunk all the time with their kids friends their kids. Yes, I think everyone everybody Honey, you're not just like driving yourself Home drunk. It's like you're everybody risking everyone's life and the other person you're gonna hit probably like it. It's unhinged It's unhinged. It's unhinged that the most protective people in your life like the most protected people in your life Maybe are supposed to be your parents Are like idiots cuz I'm an idiot literally look at us We have to uber places if we had a family Yep I would not be driving my family around if we had a family we wouldn't be able to do any we wouldn't Like daddy wants to drink for dinner tonight. So I can't drive. Remember we yell at people that go to the breweries with their kids. That'd be us. Be like, hi. Oh, it would be us. I'm not doing it. But also that's fucking traumatic. Everyone used to drive drunk. I've had multiple episodes of that where I'm just staring, looking at my friend. Where you freak the fuck out and you're like, is your mom not a drive? Yeah. Like you're not in your mom's car? I've had to tell people that even where I'm like, you're going a little fast. And I'll just say that you're going a little fast. And also when you're hopping in the car with a 16 year old, and you're a 16 year old even, but like, a 16 year old driver is a very scary moment. Why do you think the insurance is so high? They're the most likely to get in an accident. They're the most dangerous drivers. You're more likely to die in that age range, too, from car accidents. And it makes sense, because they all drive like fucking idiots. Right. Anyway. All right. Well, I don't know what that left us, but do you have anything you want to say? Like, Sundry? Sundry-wise. What's bothering you? I know you had a long week. 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And then every time I let it happen and flow, but then when I was getting anxious, it didn't. But when I fully went into it, I was stopping those things. Okay, let's try. That's why we played for like an hour and a half on $20. I know. Literally, I put in a 20 an hour and a half later, I was like, I guess I should stop. Can we play a game? Yeah. I want you to close your eyes. OK. Are you closed? OK. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to tell you a color in my head. OK. I need you to listen for it. And then we're going to say 3, 2, 1, and do it. OK, so I'm going to tell you what the color is right now. OK. OK. At the count of 3, 2, 1, we're going to say the color. 3, 2, 1. Orange. Ooh, it's close. Close. Oh my God, I'm getting that wave, that hotter, hotter heat. Okay. So that was your aura. That was your aura. Maybe I'm just reading the aura and so it looks okay. Yeah. That's weird. Let me say something though. I always, now, have you ever gone to like a deep meditation? Yes, especially when you're well, you don't do that. But if you're if you're on edibles like me and you go meditate you close your eyes. I like try to fuck this is gonna be psychotic. This is almost as bad as the I try to follow my eyes as I'm meditating like I'm trying to like see I keep looking outside looking but I'm closed eyes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, of course close eyes, but you can see but I try to see and I keep going and then all sudden I get into this like Not it's like not what you see today, but it's like you see colors and you see like shapes and stuff All i'm saying listen bitch, oh my god, I feel so embarrassed No, I don't know I like that because I think I have a power Why are we laughing because it's obviously true like it is like if I really get into the moment I close my eyes I can kind of like see things I have I Had a dream before the fucking Spaceship blew up and went downstairs and asked my grandma and she was like that just happened. What do you do in a way? Are you fucking? kidding me I've had dreams where things happen the next day and I'm like oops okay and I just normally okay so what do we dream about I freak out and then I just kind of go so what is the dream well I don't know if this is gonna be the part but my sundry story is no it was I was on There was this goofy, funny, straight guy, straight, that jokes a lot, and jokes in a certain way. And I think I know who it is, but it didn't look quite like him. So in your mind, you know, that's okay, because that's also dreaming, because they And then I was like, wait, who gives me that energy? And he always jokes, and then we were joking just, around I'm trying to imagine the place that's what I'm like wait a little bit too far I can guess it's probably a weird joking around a little probably it was probably in a back office on a couch it was on a couch but it wasn't in an office it was like in a basement and honey please I'm not a slut I'm not a slut I'm in the basement And he just all of a sudden pulls his pants down and was joking around with his cock. And it was like almost hard, but he's like, he came over, he was like, yeah, what would you do with that? What would you do with this? You want to suck it? And then I was like, I, and I really wanted to suck it. And that's when you're in the middle of the night. So I really wanted to. And I, but my greatest fear was unlocked. So this is my Sutton tree story. Okay. I thought I was like, I'm going to be bad at this blow job. Because I'm worried I'm always bad at them. Yes, as I crack my neck to prepare it all. Because I think my mouth gets dry. You're nervous about it, you're a So you are literally- I'm terrified that I'm gonna give- You're having night terrors about sucking dick. Yes. And it's like you want to do it so bad and you feel like you can do it. And I want to do it. And then my brain's like, you're not gonna be good at sucking dick. But this is your brain trying to tell you, you gotta fight it. Like, you go to bed tonight and you need to visualize you sucking dick great. Oh my god, I'm gonna do it. Do it. I really feel like it's your subconscious telling you like, hey. He liked it a little bit, but he acted like he didn't. And so I This is your inner saboteur. And then this was another part that was really sad for me when I woke up. I was like, why did I do this? I was like, semi begging him to come on my face. Do you like him on the face? Probably, I think I would. Probably depends on the shooter. Yep, oh, a thousand ten, yeah. A thousand ten percent. Is that enough for you? It's a thousand ten enough. So yeah, so those are my two revelations from my dream last night. I'm worried I'm a bad dick sucker, and also I really want the hot straight guy to please come on my That's not why I was telling you, it's not about the face. It was about the fact that I was like, I really wanted it, and I let them know I really wanted it. Because normally you're not I don't let them know, you know, I'm not gonna tell them like well, you know what? I really like I want you I don't think I fully unleash myself with people you you get far enough to where you're like I could do something like about it, but you're not like I'll suck your fucking cock You never would do that, right? You're like, oh, yeah, I can do with that. Yes. I Wouldn't be like I want to suck your dick. Oh, I love that ring. Where'd you get it Tiffany? Honey, I'm looking at your own ring That's the only Tiffany's in here, I'll tell you that. You're not gonna wear it. Ever. First of all, ever. I don't want to. Okay! I'm not materialistic. All I want is an RV in the woods. Wow. And my dogs. And my partner Michael. All I care about is Penny. Yeah, well clearly our New Orleans video will be coming out soon. It's just a shitshow clusterfuck of just clips of us. There's no rhyme or reason. Never. You can call us 614-721-5336 or email us at gsnotdoingsowell at gmail.com. Make sure you leave us a message. Tell us what your favorite Super Bowl memory is. Tell us your favorite boy band memory. Even though we don't care. I think it already started. It's probably like missing everything. I thought you said the Super Bowl was delayed. I'm like, how do you know that? It's delayed. It's delayed. This is Vegas for you. Oh my God, really? Yeah. So we're going to watch that. Thank you for listening to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. I'm Cem. Bye. Thank you. Have a great week. Almost said something about Russia. Like I think I need to go lay down. Oh, Tucker. I'm all tuckered out. 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