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And I'm like, underwear model at 14, 15, like"},{"startTime":1346.851,"endTime":1349.995,"body":"that's, yeah, he was, but that's what unlocked just now. I was like, oh my God, he was"},{"startTime":1350.035,"endTime":1353.159,"body":"abused and I didn't save him. That's what I was thinking. Like maybe he was crying for help. And"},{"startTime":1353.179,"endTime":1356.643,"body":"I'm like, oh, cool. Or maybe he fucking"},{"startTime":1356.743,"endTime":1359.906,"body":"loved the attention. Or that's what I'm saying. Or maybe he wanted"},{"startTime":1359.926,"endTime":1363.089,"body":"me to be like, I want to see. Like, were his"},{"startTime":1363.169,"endTime":1366.793,"body":"parents making him, you think? Or who would be abusing a kid going to school"},{"startTime":1366.813,"endTime":1370.016,"body":"into doing that? I don't know. Let me find, like,"},{"startTime":1370.096,"endTime":1373.84,"body":"I need to get a good picture, though. I mean, there's the body. That's all I need. 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How in the hell dare"},{"startTime":1797.189,"endTime":1800.489,"body":"he raise that? Frankly, when I was asked the"},{"startTime":1804.91,"endTime":1808.151,"body":"President Biden, something the special counsel said in his"},{"startTime":1808.191,"endTime":1811.552,"body":"report is that one of the reasons you were not charged is"},{"startTime":1811.592,"endTime":1815.812,"body":"because, in his description, you are a well-meaning elderly"},{"startTime":1818.942,"endTime":1822.083,"body":"I'm well-meaning, and I'm an elderly man, and I know what the hell I'm"},{"startTime":1822.123,"endTime":1825.604,"body":"doing. I've been president, and I put this country back on its feet. 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That's weird. I'm"},{"startTime":2566.39,"endTime":2569.492,"body":"sure Super Bowl I've come to a"},{"startTime":2569.572,"endTime":2572.754,"body":"conclusion There is one more thing. I want to talk about though, but"},{"startTime":2572.814,"endTime":2576.676,"body":"I think I might it's a personal event a personal situation."},{"startTime":2576.696,"endTime":2580.218,"body":"I Know an idol back. No, okay."},{"startTime":2580.559,"endTime":2583.681,"body":"I know why I'm pea-shy And I don't"},{"startTime":2583.701,"endTime":2587.167,"body":"know if I've said this before and if you're new here, maybe you don't know why I Do"},{"startTime":2587.207,"endTime":2590.549,"body":"you know that when I go to the restroom, I"},{"startTime":2590.609,"endTime":2594.03,"body":"literally pull my pants halfway down my legs and I stand there with my ass"},{"startTime":2594.11,"endTime":2597.232,"body":"out? No. Why? I did not know that. I had to"},{"startTime":2597.252,"endTime":2600.673,"body":"have told you that before. No, you did not. I would"},{"startTime":2600.693,"endTime":2604.955,"body":"think about that every time we entered a bathroom. So that's why I lock the door, especially like"},{"startTime":2605.075,"endTime":2608.217,"body":"I pull my pants down to my knees. Like"},{"startTime":2612.524,"endTime":2616.026,"body":"And that's my secret. Sorry. I would never guess"},{"startTime":2616.046,"endTime":2619.707,"body":"you're one of those. I am. This is fucked up. I love to have"},{"startTime":2619.767,"endTime":2623.048,"body":"a free asshole, like every time I go to the bathroom at work, every-"},{"startTime":2626.725,"endTime":2629.806,"body":"I what? Yes. Oh, this is uncomfortable. I feel like I"},{"startTime":2629.846,"endTime":2633.047,"body":"don't even know you at all. And I'm just like, Oh, this is creepy. Like"},{"startTime":2633.067,"endTime":2636.288,"body":"what else? What else? I'm not doing it like in public urinals, but like,"},{"startTime":2636.908,"endTime":2640.849,"body":"Oh, I can go into a closed stall. I don't do it in a stall either usually, but"},{"startTime":2640.969,"endTime":2644.25,"body":"I just think it's the, I don't like having things. I need it to be free. I"},{"startTime":2644.27,"endTime":2647.651,"body":"need to be why. Why does your asshole need to be free to pee? No, my front needs to be fully"},{"startTime":2647.691,"endTime":2650.871,"body":"free. Like all my balls need to be untucked. Everything needs to be just like out of"},{"startTime":2650.891,"endTime":2654.132,"body":"the place. Like when you're just sitting there and you're like pulling your dick out, it's like"},{"startTime":2654.492,"endTime":2657.653,"body":"everything's crunched together. It's like, God, it's just like, I don't like it."},{"startTime":2658.193,"endTime":2661.314,"body":"I think it's, I also sit to pee at night cause I don't want"},{"startTime":2661.334,"endTime":2664.855,"body":"to be on the floor. Why sit to pee all the time? Oh my God."},{"startTime":2664.895,"endTime":2668.12,"body":"What do I not know about you? Sitting to pee is"},{"startTime":2670.541,"endTime":2673.721,"body":"Cause you have you ever seen a public toilet in"},{"startTime":2673.761,"endTime":2678.822,"body":"a Ben's mess room? In the mushrooms? Yes."},{"startTime":2679.423,"endTime":2682.743,"body":"Have you? It's dirty. Have you thought about the people that are cleaning it? Cause I think"},{"startTime":2683.343,"endTime":2686.564,"body":"every day and for me, I will walk into a bathroom and"},{"startTime":2686.584,"endTime":2689.965,"body":"there'll be shit stains on the toilet bowl. And I'm just like, someone has to clean this. 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I know First of"},{"startTime":2716.511,"endTime":2719.654,"body":"all, I think everyone are multiple people just shitting on top of shit or is it"},{"startTime":2719.794,"endTime":2723.017,"body":"one massacre? Yeah, cuz then they have toilet paper all over you"},{"startTime":2723.077,"endTime":2726.2,"body":"ever see the splash on the underside of the yep Yep, it's like you"},{"startTime":2726.24,"endTime":2729.383,"body":"lifted up to pee you like see the whole rim is brown Can"},{"startTime":2729.463,"endTime":2732.546,"body":"I say I don't like that about sometimes when girls go to the"},{"startTime":2732.566,"endTime":2736.149,"body":"restroom and that period gets on it? You were saying that you"},{"startTime":2736.169,"endTime":2740.353,"body":"never love with girls You yep Why"},{"startTime":2743.935,"endTime":2747.576,"body":"I think it's disgusting. Oh My god,"},{"startTime":2747.636,"endTime":2752.038,"body":"it's fucking horrifying and someone has to clean it. That's yeah"},{"startTime":2752.858,"endTime":2756.119,"body":"And then you're like god, why is he cleaning the restroom right now? I gotta"},{"startTime":2756.139,"endTime":2759.881,"body":"go and I just I literally clean it. Perfect. You go in there. You're like, oh"},{"startTime":2759.901,"endTime":2763.442,"body":"my god I tell you I had chow mein. It's like honey."},{"startTime":2764.283,"endTime":2767.324,"body":"Was it New Orleans or was it? Where did I stop on"},{"startTime":2767.344,"endTime":2770.54,"body":"the way in? I didn't get the"},{"startTime":2770.58,"endTime":2773.822,"body":"way into where no, I think it was New Orleans Airport. Yeah, did"},{"startTime":2773.862,"endTime":2777.684,"body":"you go in the potty? No their toilets"},{"startTime":2778.864,"endTime":2782.186,"body":"I Can't remember. I have not talked about this you hit a button and"},{"startTime":2782.226,"endTime":2785.607,"body":"it moves paper around the seat. Oh,"},{"startTime":2786.027,"endTime":2789.809,"body":"I love and you're like beeping It"},{"startTime":2789.929,"endTime":2793.251,"body":"should be is that because every time you try to set one of those up it like it's"},{"startTime":2793.331,"endTime":2796.474,"body":"so So it's like you're literally sitting on a it's almost like plastic around it"},{"startTime":2796.514,"endTime":2799.937,"body":"and it like just goes around totally how it's kind of cool It's smart. It's"},{"startTime":2799.957,"endTime":2803.26,"body":"probably Japanese. I Like I'm sure not thinking"},{"startTime":2803.28,"endTime":2806.443,"body":"some American made it. They're like, right like no American cares like we just I"},{"startTime":2806.463,"endTime":2809.526,"body":"sit down on a seat I'm like, well, there's some piss on my asshole. I"},{"startTime":2809.586,"endTime":2812.789,"body":"can't I like every time I said I'm like, oh I have to fully like well, I try"},{"startTime":2812.809,"endTime":2816.172,"body":"to get rid of it But if you can't well sometimes emergency or sometimes you"},{"startTime":2816.232,"endTime":2819.758,"body":"can't see it and you're like you sit down You're like, oh, I thought I got everything You"},{"startTime":2819.778,"endTime":2823.5,"body":"know, what's even worse than that? It's horrible. Speaking of the restroom. If"},{"startTime":2823.561,"endTime":2827.943,"body":"you go poop and you pull your pants down too far, um,"},{"startTime":2832.206,"endTime":2835.488,"body":"I almost, I was almost like crying cause"},{"startTime":2835.508,"endTime":2838.69,"body":"I was really pissed. I had to like spray my, it was like my OCD. Like I"},{"startTime":2838.75,"endTime":2842.152,"body":"can't be like this thing. It was bad. It was terrible."},{"startTime":2842.172,"endTime":2845.595,"body":"I went right home. No, I was in a mall and I was like, Oh, and"},{"startTime":2845.635,"endTime":2849.076,"body":"I was like, So then I got like water and I started like, so I"},{"startTime":2849.116,"endTime":2852.577,"body":"cleaned it off with like soap, but I was also, when I'm like, I,"},{"startTime":2852.597,"endTime":2855.977,"body":"it makes me wanna throw up just thinking about it. So anyway, just"},{"startTime":2855.997,"endTime":2859.458,"body":"so you know, don't pull your pants down too far when you're pooping"},{"startTime":2859.498,"endTime":2863.279,"body":"in a public restroom. Sundries. That"},{"startTime":2863.399,"endTime":2867.08,"body":"sounded like a sundry, but. I know, but I feel like it wasn't. Oh my God, okay."},{"startTime":2867.18,"endTime":2872.541,"body":"Or I mean, or is there anything else you need to say? Because you've been really quiet. Quiet?"},{"startTime":2875.608,"endTime":2878.99,"body":"I've been all over the place today. You've been on drugs. I've"},{"startTime":2879.01,"endTime":2882.332,"body":"been on drugs today And every day kids,"},{"startTime":2882.352,"endTime":2885.954,"body":"you know what drugs is let me tell you about dare when"},{"startTime":2885.994,"endTime":2889.536,"body":"I was in there. I wrote a Poem about dare. I"},{"startTime":2889.876,"endTime":2893.018,"body":"wrote an award-winning essay for dare and I got to"},{"startTime":2893.078,"endTime":2897.626,"body":"read my essay. Oh Yeah, dear Honestly,"},{"startTime":2897.646,"endTime":2901.009,"body":"what do you like? What do you let me go talk to the parents about"},{"startTime":2901.029,"endTime":2904.492,"body":"that? Your sundry is dare like you are at the top Yeah, you"},{"startTime":2904.512,"endTime":2908.155,"body":"want to start the parents. They're the ones that are smoking the dope. Okay, and"},{"startTime":2908.175,"endTime":2911.598,"body":"the police force Yeah, so where do you think we learned what"},{"startTime":2911.638,"endTime":2915.121,"body":"marijuana is most of time was from? Somebody's parents"},{"startTime":2915.301,"endTime":2918.444,"body":"literally actually it was my first time seeing it in person with"},{"startTime":2918.484,"endTime":2921.807,"body":"someone else's parents smoked and I were like, okay. Oh Isn't"},{"startTime":2921.827,"endTime":2925.128,"body":"it funny how some people it's not a thing and the other people it's like And then like"},{"startTime":2925.188,"endTime":2929.429,"body":"my parents like you couldn't talk about it. Yeah, like they'd be like no"},{"startTime":2929.449,"endTime":2932.729,"body":"No, you can't do marijuana. I would be like you do like growing up They're like,"},{"startTime":2932.829,"endTime":2936.11,"body":"it's a very bad truck and now I'm like, they just voted to pass issue"},{"startTime":2936.23,"endTime":2939.591,"body":"one or two But as they're black out on their third bottle of"},{"startTime":2939.631,"endTime":2944.692,"body":"wine, it's like hi, honey. You just wrecked into the cones out front Yeah"},{"startTime":2945.323,"endTime":2948.764,"body":"Think of this time my dad's friends came over and sat around the back patio"},{"startTime":2948.884,"endTime":2952.005,"body":"and my mom made me go get him to bring him In because they were"},{"startTime":2952.085,"endTime":2955.786,"body":"also blacked out. 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You decided to hop in your car, blackout drunk"},{"startTime":2981.905,"endTime":2987.359,"body":"with your family and drive home. I, Literally"},{"startTime":2987.379,"endTime":2990.461,"body":"like even going out to restaurants like if it was a big event or like a"},{"startTime":2990.501,"endTime":2993.803,"body":"celebration thing. I would be like I would be like Oh"},{"startTime":2993.823,"endTime":2997.625,"body":"my god, you just unlocked something for me. My sister I"},{"startTime":2997.665,"endTime":3000.847,"body":"cannot My sister started complaining that"},{"startTime":3001.287,"endTime":3006.01,"body":"oh my god, actually my sister started complaining Because"},{"startTime":3006.05,"endTime":3009.952,"body":"she thought my dad was too drunk to drive because"},{"startTime":3009.972,"endTime":3013.294,"body":"he like swerved a few times. Oh But I think it was like to avoid"},{"startTime":3013.314,"endTime":3016.455,"body":"things in the road, but we're in the back as kids were like, and I was"},{"startTime":3016.475,"endTime":3020.037,"body":"like, I don't think he's drunk because like, but he did have like, three tall"},{"startTime":3020.077,"endTime":3024.059,"body":"beers like this, Miller Lite. That's six beers, basically. He"},{"startTime":3024.079,"endTime":3030.118,"body":"was drunk. And that's with dinner. So"},{"startTime":3030.178,"endTime":3033.379,"body":"I had a drunk driver dad. Right, so did we."},{"startTime":3033.399,"endTime":3036.72,"body":"So does everyone with children."},{"startTime":3036.74,"endTime":3040.102,"body":"We're Catholic, of course our parents are drunk drivers."},{"startTime":3040.142,"endTime":3043.363,"body":"What's that stupid ass thing that people do? We're Catholics, of"},{"startTime":3043.423,"endTime":3046.984,"body":"course our parents are drunk drivers. We're Catholics, we"},{"startTime":3047.004,"endTime":3050.405,"body":"were touched at 10, but we repressed"},{"startTime":3050.445,"endTime":3053.706,"body":"our sexuality for years. We gotta do this."},{"startTime":3053.746,"endTime":3056.855,"body":"Yeah, we do. Now you've unlocked it. So"},{"startTime":3056.875,"endTime":3060.218,"body":"what about your family and drunkenness and driving? I don't. Oh,"},{"startTime":3060.238,"endTime":3064.782,"body":"okay. Now, did you ever go to the skating rink? Yes."},{"startTime":3065.182,"endTime":3068.485,"body":"Like it was, how could you tell? Oh, I loved skating. Oh, did you have"},{"startTime":3068.525,"endTime":3072.389,"body":"a coloring contest? I still want to go to one here. What's the coloring contest?"},{"startTime":3072.569,"endTime":3075.832,"body":"You would color the flyer and bring it with you. And then the winner would"},{"startTime":3075.852,"endTime":3079.435,"body":"be announced. And I think I went one time. I was like, I would absolutely"},{"startTime":3079.455,"endTime":3083.233,"body":"have done that because me. Oh my God. Honey,"},{"startTime":3086.897,"endTime":3090.122,"body":"Okay, so we use sort of sparkles, but Then we'll go back to the"},{"startTime":3090.162,"endTime":3095.198,"body":"drunk driving, okay I"},{"startTime":3095.238,"endTime":3098.661,"body":"had my first girlfriend in fifth grade, and I picked the Mormon"},{"startTime":3098.701,"endTime":3102.804,"body":"smelly girl as my girlfriend for the first day. Oh my God! The"},{"startTime":3102.824,"endTime":3105.986,"body":"Mormon smelly girl! She had the O, I'm sorry. I know, I'm sure she did. She didn't know how to"},{"startTime":3106.026,"endTime":3109.168,"body":"wear deodorant. Yep, fifth grade is terrible. So I literally, we were at"},{"startTime":3109.188,"endTime":3112.531,"body":"the skating rink at Sparkles, and I remember her, I'm not gonna say her name, but"},{"startTime":3112.991,"endTime":3116.094,"body":"I remember she was the smelly girl, but for some reason I felt like, I was like,"},{"startTime":3116.454,"endTime":3120.137,"body":"oh yeah, let's hold hands and skate. So we were like at item. Oh,"},{"startTime":3120.177,"endTime":3123.579,"body":"well did I have buyer's remorse, because the next day I remembered that"},{"startTime":3123.679,"endTime":3127.504,"body":"she's the girl that Smells like B.O. Oh,"},{"startTime":3127.785,"endTime":3132.668,"body":"shit. And she's Mormon, and we didn't really understand that at the time. And"},{"startTime":3132.748,"endTime":3138.472,"body":"now that we know that she likes to drink blood. And now. How's"},{"startTime":3138.492,"endTime":3141.754,"body":"she doing now? It was almost like I was drunk at the skating rink. You were."},{"startTime":3141.774,"endTime":3145.816,"body":"You were a little kid. I would say you were a little girl. I'm"},{"startTime":3145.856,"endTime":3163.276,"body":"like young but I feel like I'm like 45 years old skating is like oh Girl"},{"startTime":3163.336,"endTime":3166.639,"body":"you 15 um girl not even i was like again in"},{"startTime":3166.659,"endTime":3169.781,"body":"fifth grade so then okay so that just unlocked that memory you"},{"startTime":3169.821,"endTime":3173.444,"body":"just unlocked one for me and then we'll get to drunk driving yeah"},{"startTime":3174.005,"endTime":3177.367,"body":"so when we were in fifth and sixth grade we actually would"},{"startTime":3177.407,"endTime":3180.81,"body":"get in trouble someone they would yell at you if you didn't have deodorant on"},{"startTime":3181.37,"endTime":3185.103,"body":"like the gym teacher would literally be like Someone"},{"startTime":3185.143,"endTime":3188.387,"body":"didn't wear deodorant today. Don't let it happen again. You know, like something like"},{"startTime":3192.273,"endTime":3195.517,"body":"Totally. I would see them go up to them and be like, and I would just stare like, oh my God."},{"startTime":3195.598,"endTime":3198.842,"body":"Daniel, I'm going to tell your mother. Like, I think I only wore deodorant"},{"startTime":3198.862,"endTime":3201.986,"body":"because I was going to get in trouble. No offense, I"},{"startTime":3202.026,"endTime":3205.51,"body":"don't think BO is really that crate. Crate, I said, great."},{"startTime":3205.53,"endTime":3208.954,"body":"I think it's disgusting. Oh, okay, I was like. No,"},{"startTime":3209.034,"endTime":3212.738,"body":"it's disgusting. I meant it's not supposed to be great. But some people. I cannot."},{"startTime":3212.798,"endTime":3216.081,"body":"Cultures like to keep that ripe smell and I don't like"},{"startTime":3216.201,"endTime":3219.665,"body":"it. 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I'm looking"},{"startTime":3285.487,"endTime":3288.85,"body":"for another lesbian like you. We were really just a bunch of. Well,"},{"startTime":3288.95,"endTime":3292.213,"body":"she's still not out. And you've been"},{"startTime":3292.253,"endTime":3295.717,"body":"called lesbian in New York City. So I've been both since"},{"startTime":3295.797,"endTime":3299.03,"body":"then. And I remember- I came out twice. I said,"},{"startTime":3299.09,"endTime":3302.373,"body":"let's go out. I remember we started going out and I said, oh"},{"startTime":3302.393,"endTime":3305.677,"body":"yeah, but let's not tell anybody. To the Mormon"},{"startTime":3305.717,"endTime":3308.84,"body":"girl or Jess? No, Jess. Oh, so you were cheating on the Mormon girl? No, but the"},{"startTime":3308.86,"endTime":3312.083,"body":"Mormon girl was already gone on the picture. She was the first lesbian I was trying to grab her. At this point you're"},{"startTime":3312.103,"endTime":3315.565,"body":"really, okay. 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You really could have died just a whole point of that was to circle back"},{"startTime":3385.416,"endTime":3388.538,"body":"to you to say Yes, people you should drive drunk all"},{"startTime":3388.558,"endTime":3391.639,"body":"the time with their kids friends their kids. Yes, I"},{"startTime":3391.679,"endTime":3394.901,"body":"think everyone everybody Honey, you're not"},{"startTime":3394.921,"endTime":3398.093,"body":"just like driving yourself Home drunk. It's"},{"startTime":3398.113,"endTime":3401.275,"body":"like you're everybody risking everyone's life and the other person you're gonna"},{"startTime":3401.315,"endTime":3404.857,"body":"hit probably like it. It's unhinged It's unhinged."},{"startTime":3404.897,"endTime":3408.239,"body":"It's unhinged that the most protective people in your life"},{"startTime":3408.379,"endTime":3411.481,"body":"like the most protected people in your life Maybe are supposed to"},{"startTime":3411.501,"endTime":3414.723,"body":"be your parents Are like idiots cuz"},{"startTime":3414.803,"endTime":3418.225,"body":"I'm an idiot literally look at us"},{"startTime":3418.245,"endTime":3421.427,"body":"We have to uber places if we had a family Yep I would not"},{"startTime":3421.447,"endTime":3424.629,"body":"be driving my family around if we had a family we wouldn't be able to do any we wouldn't"},{"startTime":3428.265,"endTime":3432.166,"body":"Like daddy wants to drink for dinner tonight. So I can't drive."},{"startTime":3432.206,"endTime":3435.507,"body":"Remember we yell at people that go to the breweries with their kids. That'd"},{"startTime":3435.527,"endTime":3438.887,"body":"be us. Be like, hi. Oh, it would be us. I'm not doing it."},{"startTime":3439.167,"endTime":3442.468,"body":"But also that's fucking traumatic. Everyone used to drive drunk."},{"startTime":3442.768,"endTime":3445.888,"body":"I've had multiple episodes of that where I'm just staring, looking at my friend. Where you freak"},{"startTime":3445.908,"endTime":3448.989,"body":"the fuck out and you're like, is your mom not a drive? Yeah. Like you're not"},{"startTime":3449.009,"endTime":3452.31,"body":"in your mom's car? I've had to tell people that even where I'm like, you're going"},{"startTime":3452.35,"endTime":3455.67,"body":"a little fast. And I'll just say that you're going a little fast. And also when"},{"startTime":3455.69,"endTime":3458.771,"body":"you're hopping in the car with a 16 year old, and you're a 16 year old even, but like, a"},{"startTime":3458.831,"endTime":3462.012,"body":"16 year old driver is a very scary moment. 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At"},{"startTime":3578.651,"endTime":3587.205,"body":"the count of 3, 2, 1, we're going to say the color. 3, 2, 1. Orange. Ooh, it's close. Close. Oh"},{"startTime":3587.225,"endTime":3591.349,"body":"my God, I'm getting that wave, that hotter, hotter heat. Okay."},{"startTime":3591.449,"endTime":3594.632,"body":"So that was your aura. That was your aura. Maybe I'm just reading the"},{"startTime":3594.692,"endTime":3598.155,"body":"aura and so it looks okay. Yeah. That's"},{"startTime":3598.275,"endTime":3602.118,"body":"weird. Let me say something though. I always, now,"},{"startTime":3602.358,"endTime":3605.613,"body":"have you ever gone to like a deep meditation? Yes, especially"},{"startTime":3605.633,"endTime":3608.955,"body":"when you're well, you don't do that. But if you're if you're on edibles like"},{"startTime":3609.015,"endTime":3612.237,"body":"me and you go meditate you close your eyes. 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I'm worried I'm a bad dick sucker, and"},{"startTime":3833.844,"endTime":3836.966,"body":"also I really want the hot straight guy to please come on my"},{"startTime":3838.066,"endTime":3841.208,"body":"That's not why I was telling you, it's not about the face. It was about the fact that I was"},{"startTime":3841.248,"endTime":3844.65,"body":"like, I really wanted it, and I let them know I really wanted it. Because"},{"startTime":3844.71,"endTime":3848.133,"body":"normally you're not I don't let them know, you know, I'm not gonna tell them like well,"},{"startTime":3848.173,"endTime":3851.336,"body":"you know what? I really like I want you I don't think I fully unleash myself with"},{"startTime":3851.376,"endTime":3854.518,"body":"people you you get far enough to where you're like I"},{"startTime":3854.558,"endTime":3858.081,"body":"could do something like about it, but you're not like I'll suck your fucking cock You"},{"startTime":3858.121,"endTime":3862.625,"body":"never would do that, right? You're like, oh, yeah, I can do with that. Yes. I"},{"startTime":3862.645,"endTime":3865.908,"body":"Wouldn't be like I want to suck your dick. Oh, I love that ring. Where'd"},{"startTime":3865.928,"endTime":3869.13,"body":"you get it Tiffany? Honey, I'm looking at"},{"startTime":3869.15,"endTime":3872.478,"body":"your own ring That's the only Tiffany's in here, I'll tell you that. You're"},{"startTime":3872.518,"endTime":3875.799,"body":"not gonna wear it. Ever. First of all, ever. I"},{"startTime":3875.839,"endTime":3879.06,"body":"don't want to. Okay! I'm not materialistic. All"},{"startTime":3879.08,"endTime":3882.182,"body":"I want is an RV in the woods. Wow. And my"},{"startTime":3882.202,"endTime":3886.041,"body":"dogs. And my partner Michael. All I care about is Penny. Yeah,"},{"startTime":3886.081,"endTime":3889.505,"body":"well clearly our New Orleans video will be coming out soon. It's just"},{"startTime":3889.545,"endTime":3892.708,"body":"a shitshow clusterfuck of just clips of us. There's no rhyme or"},{"startTime":3892.728,"endTime":3897.192,"body":"reason. Never. You can call us 614-721-5336 or email us at gsnotdoingsowell"},{"startTime":3897.212,"endTime":3904.93,"body":"at gmail.com. Make"},{"startTime":3904.95,"endTime":3908.512,"body":"sure you leave us a message. Tell us what your favorite Super"},{"startTime":3908.552,"endTime":3912.253,"body":"Bowl memory is. Tell us your favorite boy band memory. Even"},{"startTime":3912.273,"endTime":3916.055,"body":"though we don't care. I think it"},{"startTime":3916.075,"endTime":3921.977,"body":"already started. It's probably like missing everything. I"},{"startTime":3922.338,"endTime":3925.799,"body":"thought you said the Super Bowl was delayed. I'm like, how do you know that? It's delayed. It's"},{"startTime":3925.979,"endTime":3929.061,"body":"delayed. This is Vegas for you. Oh my God, really? Yeah."},{"startTime":3929.081,"endTime":3932.323,"body":"So we're going to watch that. Thank you for listening to another episode of Not Well,"},{"startTime":3932.363,"endTime":3937.087,"body":"I'm Bobby. I'm Cem. Bye. Thank you. Have a great week. Almost"},{"startTime":3937.107,"endTime":3940.549,"body":"said something about Russia. Like I think I need to go lay down. Oh,"},{"startTime":3940.649,"endTime":3944.012,"body":"Tucker. I'm all tuckered out. Yeah, we do got"}]}