What Are You Doing In That Hole? You Breathing?

This episode of Not Well is a mix of casual banter, unexpected plans, and a humorous yet honest take on life’s little surprises. Bobby and Jim start off by discussing how they ended up recording the podcast, despite initial plans to do nothing for the day. They dive into random conversations about drinking habits, chugging beer, and the sheer absurdity of some of their experiences.

The discussion also takes an amusing turn as they talk about everything from the anatomy of whales to evolution and how bizarrely complex life can be. They touch on political topics, including Kamala Harris, and offer a light-hearted yet critical look at current events. The episode is peppered with anecdotes about personal experiences, including the challenges of getting older, dealing with work stress, and the anticipation of an upcoming trip to Mexico.

Towards the end, a listener's voicemail about helping someone struggling with addiction leads to a serious yet slightly humorous discussion about the difficulties of dealing with addiction and the importance of setting boundaries. Bobby and Jim both acknowledge that while they can offer some advice, they aren’t professionals and suggest focusing on self-care and support.

The episode closes with some light-hearted conversation about the anticipation of their trip, their anxieties about traveling, and a fun manifestation moment where they humorously envision meeting hot golfers in Mexico. The overall vibe is relaxed, relatable, and filled with the kind of humor that makes life’s ups and downs a bit easier to handle.

Transcript

I can't. Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. And I'm Jim. We are here with a special episode because I wasn't supposed to do anything today, but all of a sudden Michael was like, Oh, so I'm just looking over and I was like, well, then I'm inviting Jim over. And what a treat that was. And I really thought you were settled in for the day. Well, you wanted to do it. He said, nope, nope, nope. I thought of you because you were like, you want to do a patio? I'm like, I'm not doing shit. Like Like literally. Patio Patio Patio Patio idea. Like Like starting to pack. I I about the temperature. It was like 91 degrees. Yeah, it was very. Like Like Like go to a patio. No, we can't do patios in that. So I was like, okay. And then and then Michael's like, oh, someone's going over. I was like, okay. And then we go to the pool and I'm inviting Jim over. So fuck it. So I was supposed to do nothing. And now here we are. And that's why I have sunglasses on because I accidentally had some marijuana and some alcohol. Oh, you did have both. I didn't want to do the alcohol, but it all of a sudden showed up. I brought a cooler and there was a cooler and it's here we are. And I was like, well, I'll have a seltzer and I brought the alcoholic kind. Why the fuck I'm always drinking. What do you mean? Well, not really. When did you drink last a week ago? I I always say you drink once a week. Oh yeah. I'm actually a really good person. That's That's I'm like. Where how is that bad? I just think it's the way I drink. Like I'm very just like vulgar about it. I'm like, give me the fucking drink. And it's like once I'm drinking, I'm fucking drinking. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, oh, this beer is really refreshing. I'm like chugging half the beer. Do you know what I mean? Like I'm not going to be like, oh, you. I think you're just, I don't think has to do with alcohol. I I I not. No, you're just naturally a fast drinker. Like you finish a beer and I'm looking over and I'm like, I'm halfway through mine and you're like, oh, I'll have another one. Sip Sip your drink. I'm like, I'm not fucking sipping. I'm drinking like a normal person. You're the one. You're the one, the giant person who needs more. And that's the problem is I've learned to open my throat. And once you open your throat once, that little gullet, it became wide. This This becomes a big old, like imagine a whales hole on the top. The blow hole. The blow hole. I feel like it's a lot bigger than you think. It's one one those things where you're like, it's fucking huge. You You you could lose a limb. Well, that's my throat. You're like, oh, I mean, I think you could get sucked in the blow hole. Like I don't know the actual dimensions, but I do feel like if they're the size of like like trucks, that blue. Well, a blue. Well, can be a hundred feet. That whole is that's a big low hole. That's a big hole. Period. What are you doing in that hole? You breathing? Supposedly. I just want to know how they know, like not to get a lot of water and when they're right and also so that makes me panic. A little bit when I watch, I'm like, oh, they just do it. Oh, but then they blow out there. And there's like always like a stem. I'm like, is it like two functions like breathing in and blowing out at the same time? Like Like weird. Yes, there there Like evolution, like these things, basically they're four legs first. Then these mammals went back into the water. That's why they're, you know, how their pelvis and legs are different than other animals. Evolution freaks me out. out. out. left the water. They're like this. I'm I'm I'm I'm lie. They freaked me out. So evolution freaks me out. They went back in and then the air hole moved from like the mouth area to like the top of the head. But it's so weird. It's weird. It took a how many generations? It's crazy. Like Like lot of generations. Each little movement. It's really weird when you think about it. And I don't think God could have made this so complex. You You what I I I feel like it's more of an evolution thing. He He have. Why would he? It doesn't make sense. I'm I'm to to a hole here. It's like, no, you're not. Like it doesn't make sense that he would do this. I mean, we threw us on earth, but that was a. He would make everything the same. So it worked fine and just stayed the same. So difficult. He's a asshole. If he's eternal, what he made would be eternal. That's what that was the original plan. Everything would be internal. And then you read the, then they ate the apple. Right. Fucking Eve, fucking woman. Basically women. For For Speaking of women. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Mamala. I think she had had had speech. I I it was really good. I didn't listen to it yet. I, I feel like they're actually leaning really towards. Everyone. Peace in the Middle East. By that I mean, I see see I think they're really getting serious about it. Like I'm not kidding. No. Too late. Yeah. I don't think they are at all. Well, I will say I do feel a lot better than it was with Biden. Like I feel like she actually does represent something that could be bigger than we are. Like, well, she's not half dead. Yeah. She's not half dead. When it is a big deal, like she's a woman. She's so like an Indian. And she's going to literally look at you. She'll She'll She'll first of all these things. Like a black woman. Right. I've never never a black woman. Black is extra. Wouldn't that be the, wouldn't that be be be be that's why it does feel like that, like that energy of people being like excited, like this is crazy. And she didn't come out in a white outfit like Hillary did. No No She came out in a blue suit, which is what every man wears to be like, I'm going to be fine guys. Like it'll be the same as all the men before. I I I I I trust her more than any of the guys. It's really weird. Yeah. Because I like mom, maybe because I'm gay. So So like your mom a lot. Yeah, you love. Oh, yeah. I love the mom. Like if the mom, if you're a choose the mom or dad. Kamala is what you said. Oh, Zembek for Kamala. This is really what I'm going to wear. I'm a Zempig. A Zempig. A Zempig's for Kamala. I I I I kind of like it too, to be honest. Let's make shirts. Kamala, we need it free. Zembe. We We free oz Zembek. Oh, she would win if she said that. Oh honey, if she... First they'd call her fatphobic. Well, and she'd win. Then Then wins too. Those Those baddies are like... like... be honest, when you look at the rural women, they're not doing oz Zembek. Then yeah, they're not. It's butter. It's like... You look at the the voters, it's like... It gives me Paladine. It gives me, I'm from the backwoods. It gives me, I don't really know anything about anything. I've lived in my same hometown for my whole life. Never Never Never went on a trip. Right. And if you did, it it to Savannah. Whoa, girl, fuck! I I that's not a shade, but like... It's not really a place to go for culture. Do you know what I'm saying? No, it's not. It's like, oh wow. We just lost a Savannah listener. Um, sorry Savannah. So what else else you do this past week? You You a really hellish week at work. I'm over. Well, here's the problem. We never tripped in a week. So we're leaving in a week. Maybe it was was I think what it is, but like I literally was at work this week and I was like, I can't do this anymore. Like I think I can't do it anymore. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, tell in the tone of your text earlier. I I like, he's really... This This This done that. He's burnt out. I'm burnt out. I don't want to do anything. I want to lay here. I just need to like... And sometimes I catch myself. This is going to to really sad. It's all I do. I'll just catch myself just like... And that keeps me calm. Just looking at the sun, looking at the stars, looking at the wall. Just staring. Just staring. Yeah. No communication, no point to it. Just kind of like... I do like that. A little reflection. And I'm telling you right now as I get older, I'm not doing this. I'm not. Yeah. It's not worth the money. I was going to... Right, no, it's really not. Yeah, you actually can. Right, like literally there's people who go bankrupt like five years ago. And they they they a mansion. Right, it's like then they're all of a a have their credit score up there. Because they got a starter credit card. Because they restarted, right? I'm ready to restart. Do you know what I mean? I'm ready to cut it all clean. Let's cut it clean and restart over. It would be worth it. I just want to bring one about 15 years. Can you imagine knowing what you know now? I I like, oh wow. Redoing the past. First of all, I would have put my stock all in Apple when I was six. Which I didn't have stock in my parents. Obviously had no idea what that was because it's gone out. Oh, what's that? Well, no, we had no clue. We were poor. There's no way. Stock was not a thing for my type type type Do you remember? I mean, I remember people saying like, my dad has Apple stock. Right, I remember that. I I I okay, cool. I'm like, my dad is driving nonstop around the entire Midwest because his job doesn't pay him well. And that's a lot of people still today. Right. We were just talking about this earlier, like like wage, like girl. But what's going on? What is going on with the minimum wage? Why Why we can't afford to live? We can't afford to live. No, it's bad. It's bad. But here's the funny thing to give perspective. So, Sabrina's friends live in Amsterdam and I thought that I just was talking with her the other day. I'm like, yeah, it'd be fun to go there. Where do they live? Do they live in a good part? And she's bringing up, oh yeah, they have a beautiful apartment. Amazing. I'm like, oh, so it's like, must be terribly expensive. No. Like $500. It's relatively relatively to them in Europe, but they literally have like a one bedroom apartment on the best canal in Amsterdam and it's like 2,200 euros. Which is what in America? I think that's like $2,500. Let me see. Which I mean, for the location. What is 2,200 euros in US dollars? 2,200 euros is $2,462. So it's not that 2,400 for a one bedroom in a capital city. Right, in the spot. That's like New York City. Yeah, Yeah, on the spot. Like I live on the spot. I'm I'm I'm off Central Park. Right. Literally, Central Park View. So it's like, is it expensive? But it does seem more expensive for most things. Like when I go to restaurants, I am like, everything's more expensive. I just, I think the way that we've been gouged the past couple years. Right. I think it's going to hit them in the face. Girl. Like Like have you heard their new thing? No, they're bringing back buy one, get get free. And they're like $6 subs. And it's like, yeah, you should have never went up to 10 or $12 for a cup. Oh, Oh, That's what it really is. Yeah, you're not a meat eater, but like, no, that's when someone's going to trash. But I do like Subway once a while, the mayonnaise. I don't hate it. That's Chipotle mayonnaise. Girl. Girl. I occasionally get that just for that. And I only get veggies. I I veggies, cheese, melted. Toast it. Then the more crunchy veggies and that fucking sauce. I I girl. Sauce, it's good. But they're like lowering their prices now because they admit it. Now that they like have lost the market. That's the issue is when you look at all these fucking companies and grocery stores, none of them are losing profits. No, they're gaining their record. Record breaking profits every quarter. So So are they doing that? So So everything's bad and the supply chain is terrible, why are they making more money than ever? I'm not saying they need to make less than they made last year, but why are they making more than they made last year? But then still acting and then we're all acting like we're still like in this horrible perverted. Yeah, it's from the lockdowns and the supply chain. No, no, no, no. We can't. It's not it anymore. Yeah, no, you can't use that word. It's not a lockdown girl. I haven't heard that for a long long long didn't even have a lockdown. They were like, just don't go to restaurants. That was weird, though, if you really think about it, we we go to a bar for a year. Like literally always came here. It It weird. It was a weird time. It was. It was a weird time. It It like you secretly I would sneak over here. We We We hot tub. We We like a weird one. The The would be like a thing. Like I was like, yeah, this is you're in the cocoon. You know what I mean? Like only certain people. That's why Juno likes those people. Period. It's true. Everybody else. No, it's true because she couldn't have anybody else over. No. And also we're like, here's new people and she's like, what the fuck? Literally, she didn't know this many existed. Right. She's like, I thought there were like five of you and now there's 20 at one party that I've never met. Yeah, that's kind of sad. Many many met so many people early on like my whole family, which is like that's Pam, 18 people. And then she met Matt's family like the first three months. Penny. That's 20, 40 people. Everyone. You should see her at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She was running around to all these second cousins of mine and neighbors from grandma's house. But they're talking about. Yeah. Oh, she would roll over right away. Like, oh, she put that belly rubs. She wants belly rubs from anyone. It's just amazing to have personalities. But June did not have any of that kind of upbringing. She literally like doesn't know people. Also, I don't know what she did from her first nine weeks. So that's also part of the thing that I think there's a lot going on there. I think they were not taken care of and she doesn't trust humans. Yeah. This is why I don't adopt pets. Well, and that's why I knew Pam from birth and I kind of could see who was taking care of her. And that's why Pam acts like a normal, well, normal enough around people. Yeah, but she's a little run. She's a little jumpy. We got to get her to training like we got to do training. Because those claws her if she jumps. Oh, it's ridiculous. Because she's heavy not because they because she's bad. I don't know know she's 50 pounds. But But 70. She's scratched me many times. I know. And that's the thing. She's learning on the floor for on the floor. I mean, Penny has Penny can scratch too. Well, Penny's just she's so light when she jumps up. I know it's like your your shin. You're like, that doesn't hurt. And then Pam puts a fucking. I'm like, oh, I have stitches. It's like that bitch and she'll run under the listen. I'll be laying there. And also I'll hear her barreling around the corner and she'll run and jump on me. And I'm like, no, I'll go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I I to turn because she will. She has landed on my dick. And And thought she her nail in my dick hole. And I'm not kidding. And I know that was inappropriate. But But lay around with your dick out all the time. Well, and I wasn't wearing underwear and I was like, oh, and I was was oh, and I was like, oh, girl, she just pierced me. And I have a Prince Albert now. Do that again. And I was horrified. But also I was like, well, and so now I have to always turn because she's. So that's that's Like she's literally pierced my deck. My own daughter pierced my deck. And that's what's happening. Yep. My dog daughter pierced my deck. Not really. God, it didn't really happen. But I'm just saying like it could have. And And she needs to stop jumping off of me. Now, now do we want to talk about what we have coming up? Well, we do have a prep people. Oh, Mac. Because after this episode, we'll be in Mexico, which we might do a live episode. I I know. We're doing live. I have those little microphones I'll bring. Yeah, it'll be cute. We can find a really cute spot. And And yeah, I like that. Like Like little cute little area or our little night. Yeah, we're having a big big one. My eyes. We got back on me. We got about. We did have a voicemail, too. And I get you. Guess who it's probably from. If you want toe beans to be real. Oh, toe beans, toe beans are real. You know, the dogs have toe beans. The The the girls, the gags, the princesses, the dolls. That needs to be added out and turned into a button. It's going to be a little run of the girls, the the the buses. The bishops. Now here's our question. Thank you, Thatcher. Oh, boy, you just are cute. I have a serious topic this week. No, but for real, so I need to know what you guys think and your guidance on getting somebody off of that and all or blues. Please. Help me out. Oh, you know who needs my help. I don't know how to help them. She's in treatment right now. So So do you prevent her from slipping up by gas? Oh, no. Anything helps? Was that a cry for help? I felt like it it very cry for help. Well, wow, that's that's very heavy. Huh. Well, wow, I didn't really expect to go to Mexico and do drugs. I'm not really sure what the people to ask by that. I I me specifically, specifically. Yeah, like I'm literally in a fucking I drank. Today, we didn't wine, honey. Like who mixes those two things? I'm just asking. I don't really know. I I like so. I'm in a full blackout. What's that lady's name? Mary. That's Casey Musgraves. She probably. I remember Casey Anthony. I I like, yeah, well, who's that Casey Anthony, the girl that lost her daughter and was like her daughter was dead and it was a whole big thing. What? Casey fucking Anthony. You don't know Terry Shive. Oh, girl who lost her daughter. Yeah. Remember Kaylee Anthony and she was like on trial for and oh, Jose a bit. Yeah. Like one of this is like really big attorney, like one it for her. And she's from Columbus, Ohio. One it for who? The mom Anthony. Yeah. Casey Anthony was like party girl and their daughter died and they think the dad might have done it, but Casey Anthony was on trial for it and they got her off and it was like the craziest thing. I'll do a recap for everyone. I'll just I don't even know where we're going with this now that we brought up. Nana. Not a goddamn thing. Not a god. I'm out of it. I'm like, no. Okay. So that's sure. That's true. That's true. We're not professionals. So obviously, like maybe we're not the ones to ask. I'm literally high as fuck right now, but I will say if there's somebody who does like fentanyl. Yeah. And this is really going to be sad, but it's well, actually, I can tell similar. I can't answer partly. Okay. Because I had a friend who. I was so dramatic. I was going to say he was also my. I didn't realize how funny it sounded. It was was my. So I'm for filth, honey. When you do drugs, don't do. Don't do. Oh, fuck you, bitch. That's all you say now. Have you ever had dare? I mean, what the fuck? It's really bad. Your parents taught you about drugs. I I if that's where if it's for you, you need to check in a rehab. If it's for your friend, you need to just be a supportive friend, but you can't stop her from doing drugs. Oh, this whole time it could be about that. Sure. Well, that's what I was reading. Yeah, that's what I was reading. Oh, wait, that makes sense to my friend. It's a rehab and struggling. Sorry, if you're struggling, if you're anybody struggling, oh fuck, you know, you're going to have to dig deep. And this is going to sound really hard for a lot of people because you're like, you can do it. No, as an ex addict of cigarettes and food, really, that's artificial. Cigarettes specifically. That's real. But this other, the food, honey, it's coming back. You had to quit. Ripproaring back. Oh, I will not be reporting back. Oh, you will be addicted. I will not be off semi-glute. I then ever if I start getting weighed again, I will never get over 10 pounds more when I get to my weight. I'll do a maintenance dose every month. I panicked. But if you have a friend that's on drugs, like you can't stop anybody from doing anything. So you're not going to have any luck telling this person to not do drugs. They're going to have to decide on their own. And I hate that. And it's really a sad comment, but it's true. That was with my friend with meth. You cannot. And GHB. Right, you cannot. I tried to arrange so many different rehab stays for him. And you kept crying. And you kept crying. I still get phone calls from the one. They're like, still need it. Have any needs. I'm like, I don't have any needs. I cut him out of my life. It's sad because you were just trying to help. Right. And that's what happens. So sometimes you have to also leave that person. Once person. Once person. too many times, sorry. So all you can do is be supportive at the moment, but also like you can't also be like, yeah, you can keep doing drugs. Like you, you just need to be around it. Like honestly, it's probably best to cut ties until the person gets sober. And if they get sober, they'll come back around and say, oh my God, because they know you. Actually he did. Right. Yeah. Like in his sober moments recently, he said hi before he was a message. They still send a card the other day. Right. And that's what I'm saying. Like, but sometimes it's hard to let that person go, but you have to. If I see somebody with a stiff, like you're old, like, oh, nothing's. Oh, you're old. No, imagine that. What a twist of fate. Now we know who's old. We're like, you're old. They're like, no, I'm fucking nuts. Like you did all this to not look old, but now you're the old one. And now we know you're the old one because you did all this stuff. He's talking about Donald Trump. Oh God, he looks terrible. He looks so bad. The one by the wall. He's like standing near the wall. He's like, there's like yellow, orange, white, bright, white, and it's like, I don't know, it's like a kindergarten or a pink by numbers. And it's like, you can't stay on the lines. No, at all. Well, here's a little. And then the hair or whatever's happening to the hair. The problem is that he's old and now he's actually the old one. That's true. They're like, when you think about it, he is old as fuck. He's actually old. If he actually debates Kamala, she's going to be so good. He is alive. Are you? Did she see what she did depends? I mean, she basically created a meme for a lifetime. I'm right. I forgot about that. I'm speaking. I'm speaking. Right. I forgot about that. I'm speaking. It's going to be a she's going to. It's going to be a real real. Actually, and somebody actually predicted like one of the. It's going to be theater for us. No, they said it was going to be like a bloodbath. Like, like it's going to put Trump into a totally tailspin because he's going to be like, she's a bitch and she's black. That's why he'll start saying that. But really, it's because he's going to be looked so stupid at the debate. Yeah, exactly. He knows he's going to look dumb. He's never debated someone competent. He looks dumb. I mean, it's like Hillary was great, but like she was a woman who was in a hole from the beginning that she had to dig out of this dumb email saying that was fake, which they just kept talking about. They kept talking about the emails to ruin her. So she was already like in a hole. So she wasn't good enough. Bill's I don't think she was bad, but it was like she wasn't bad, but she wasn't good. It was. Yeah, she was like she makes sense. It's about hope. It's about dreams. This is how all is going to be like we've seen. They even played a preview for you at the DNC. They like had that video of her talking to Brett Kavanaugh and other people in Congress, putting them in there like fucking just nailing them questions like question, question, question. She's like people who judge like they know what they're doing. You notice these people like a no offense, Nancy, but Nancy was on an interview and she's like, that's really great for that. It's like, what the fuck is going on? I don't know. I think she is drinking the blood of dead infants. I think so too. I think she's hard of seeing the Adina Chrome. Don't put your hands above the desk. That's the right. Oh God, I know. Those don't lie. Those are. I asked an esthetician about it. Oh, I was like, there really is nothing. No, there's no like there's no fix for when your hands get old and you have veins and wrinklies and it's bad. You can always tell by the hand how someone is. Just keep them below the desk. You know what I mean, Nancy, but also. But I don't think Hillary nailed Trump over and over with questions like in terms of a prosecutor. I know, I'm really sorry. In terms In a prosecutor or a lily. Yeah, I don't know what's going on over there. It sounds like a bag of potato chips off in the distance sprinkling. And I'm like, God damn it. Sorry, I'm like, my leg is a little I'm a little nervous about the politics. And I think you are a little nervous. Actually, I every once in a while get that feeling. But then I forget it doesn't matter. I was actually talking to my work person about it. And I was like, listen, we had so much fun from 2015 to 2020, 2016 to 2020. Didn't we? As long as we just like say, we had we blast. Don't put me in a camp. And if you do put us in a camp that's good, like in Puerto Vallarta. Like put all the gays in one spot and make sure we have like something. You know what I mean? Like we have to have an escape. We need water. We got to have an escape plan. Yeah. Well, I'm going. Yeah. So that's that's the news of the year or of the day. That was a high thought auto-affixiation is something I wrote down. Yeah, I want to talk about that. Have you ever done it? Like, have you ever thought I'm going to try to like stop breathing? No, but do you hold your breath when you come? What? Oh, wait, I have to. I was looking something up. You really fucked it up. I had to look at my list if I have anything. Oh, I was talking about auto-affixiation. You're like, yeah, let's talk about it. No, we will talk about it. I just in my head want to know if I have anything. So I don't think you probably do. So auto-affixiation. So there's people who've been found like dead. Yeah. With a rope on their neck, but they were like jerking off. I would never. Why? But that's my question. I don't want to be found dead that way. You know what I mean? Platinum naked. Gross. You just came everywhere. It's like, I'd rather live and keep coming. You know what I mean? Right. Like, let's have one more time. Yeah, like, let's have another time. And I read this report that about it was from some nurses or something that worked in the ER like and helped rape victims. OK. And so they talked about all these different things like harm to women. But one of the things was choking and how there's been this rise in choking and how little time it takes to cut off oxygen to brain cells. It's like 30 seconds. And how it's kind of like you're giving yourself a concussion, like you're losing brain tissue when you do this. That's fucked up. Right. It's really fucking terrible. So it's like, actually, no, we don't want to do that. That's how I feel. I get the feeling because once I felt the rush, I will admit. Have I ever told you? Yeah, when I was choked, I was like, yeah, because it was by a straight guy who like got into it. So you're into being choked and you're into being almost dead coming. Right. You're like, I'm at death. Maybe you will find me with a belt around my neck. Can you imagine if that's how they're like, come here now and I have your passwords, which I don't. And you walk in and they're dead. And then you're part of a murder scene. Like, I don't want to be involved in that. Oh, I don't know what I mean. Like they see they find your finger because you're like turning the doorknob and they're dead in there. Do you know that's I know. No, it's not me. It's not me. I'm not going to. I can't do it. This is why I don't do grinder hookups. Oh, I do it in public. Like it's why I like public play, I think, because it's like, what are you going to do in public? OK, if you're going to murder me, then what do you mean by public? Like at the Eagle at. Oh, OK. I think you meant like your meeting people like literally at a bus stop somewhere. Oh, I mean, I've met people in public though before. What? Oh, yeah. You did that Hobby Lobby bathroom. That was the highlight of my life. Hobby Lobby Bathroom. Talk about sacrilegious. I'm like, they're like, we're going to do a prayer meeting. I'm like, I'm going to go to the urinal and jerk off some old guy. It's like, oh, well, isn't cute. Oh, no, there's no way. There's no way it was cute. They always send a good picture and it's like, oh, you're in Grayson pins now and they have stains like I can't like. I know, right? It's like there's nothing hot about the drive a beetle bug, a beetle bug, like one of the old 60s one. Yeah, it's like, I feel like feel the vibe of game. You're like a painter truck like he was a beetle. You know what I mean? Like a little hunched over like like that. And he's like, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not even that. You're like, but in reality, yeah. And that's the problem for me. Oh, I just. Dun-n-dun-dun-n-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. So so back to auto-affixiation, though, you never do it. I would never do it. I'm sorry. I'm out. What's your. It makes me panic. Like when I think about passing, I almost start to pass out. Do you know what? Have you ever done that before? Let's say. And you're like, I do it every time I pass out. I might pass out. I'm like, it's like, oh, I feel like. I've been doing it a lot. I feel like headed. I'm going to pass out. You know that? Yes. And I lead over. It's a cycle of like, oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah. Or if you lay flat, it feels better than you. Well, here's my problem is that I just, I hear the horror stories about people dying in their bathrooms and like hitting their heads on the counter. And that's the only reason they died because they were like headed and they died because they hit their goddamn head. It's not because they, it's, they were literally like headed after like working out, looking out, not drinking water. Is this why you don't work out? This is why I keep all the water inside. This is why I drink. I don't. Cook zero and I don't work out like literally. This is why you want to keep it all. You're afraid of afraid your head on the counter. I'm going to have a lot of sodium and I don't want to hit my head on the counter. It actually freaks me out. That's actually one of my fears. I didn't realize this was a thing for you. I'm nervous now. There's also something else I need to talk about and it's Dr. Fauci got West Nile and I'm going to tell you right now. What was that about? The, well, first of all, I don't understand. But second of all, it hasn't even been a thing this year. Like, yeah, it's like, where the fuck did you go to get West Nile? Like, girl, in Georgia, when I was like 16 years old, 17, 18. Were you legal or illegal? I was probably illegal. Borderline legal. Oh my God. And I remember the Georgia way. I was so scared of West Nile virus and it was always about West Nile. I was like, oh my God, I have West Nile. And it was like that started my hypercontract life. I was the West Nile virus. But what symptoms were you looking out for? Dizziness. There was like certain things and I was like, I don't feel right. They're like, you're just smoking too much weed. I'm like, no, I'm not. I actually think I had a personality disorder. After I said it was, no, there was something that I like thought I diagnosed myself with where it's like out of body experience where you feel like you're not in your head, but you're disociative disorder. I think I kind of was dissociated just for a second. Right here? No, not now. Back then. Back then. Yeah, you could have. But then I thought that was West Nile. So then I panicked. I was like, I have West Nile. Also, dissociating is a feature of panic. Right. Panic makes you dissociate. So then I like you couldn't get out of the life. Like D survivors, like, well, and that's why there was a exact event is like, do you remember it even? It's like, oh, my God, I see it. Oh, my God, you're gonna die. No, you're not. Oh, my God, you're so tired from the scene when they think about it. Okay. I don't see that. Yeah, I can see that. And that's scary as shit. So you may have dissociated from panicking about West Nile. West Nile. And so then when they were like, Dr. Fauci has West Nile and like, are you motherfucking kidding me? Like this is going full circle. Why are we talking about West Nile? I just got over Mpox. So that I mean, like we started talking about that again. We've talked about, I mean, it's like COVID, a new strain. It's like, I can't do it. I fucking can't do it. We're gonna Mpox in Montemar. And Montemar. Um, and that's Montemar. That's we're going to, we're going to capture the photo of that and then see if one of us gets it and post it and then look back. And we should actually do like, I mean, like one of us is going to get Mpox and we have to do it. Like, yes. That'd be cute. I like that. I love it. Are we wearing our pink to Montemar or give a rat? We're wearing our bra. I'm going brad. A whole time round people. All dying. Why not? Yeah. My brat shows my deck. You. Yeah. It's a muscle fire. No, it's Montemar. I'm telling you. Well, I'm ready for coca-cobana. That's, you don't have to wear one. So I don't worry about a color. I'm just going to wear regular shorts and underwear and then take it all off. I think I'm just going to not wear any underwear. Yeah. No. Yeah. That's true. Love wearing no underwear. It's better. So much better as an adult. Even on the plane ride. Yeah. Cause I always wear like, um, just sloshing that dick around. Well, someone says the airy airs out. That's where I want to hide my weed under my ball sack. You don't need to hide it. I'm so scared. I know you have to drop it. I'm so scared of the red light. You're. Oh, even if you get the red light, they don't care. They really don't. I mean, as long as I don't get the red light. No, even if you get it, they do not care. They're not going to be like, what's this? Oh, is this vitamin D? And literally, I'm just going to say this, like I have about 16 medications that I take that are over the counter, like vitamins and stuff. So they're not going to be like, well, we're going to test this one. Exactly. That's why it's like, they do not. Okay. They don't have time when there's five planes just unloaded and they're stamping to get people through and they're like, we got to look this gummy here. Sate. Oh, wait, it's true. It's like, they don't fucking have time. Yeah, they really don't have time. They're going to be able to see it through like some X. No, they can't. Yeah, that's just to them. It's just a substance. Right. They don't pull everything out. They just pass it through the security. Right. Like, by the way, I don't have any bombs are gone. So just let my gummies that are for my belly. So what I've heard is that once you get through security, you then like kind of go to the bathroom and put your weed in your pockets or in your shoe or wherever you need to put it. And then you go because you've already been through all the scans, all the shit. It's just your bags that get scanned. So I kind of thought about that or laying back. Yeah. They said, well, that's how you do it. And there's a lot of planes that get into 11. So honestly, the chances of our red light going off. We all do. Right. Three different flights are probably going in at the same time. They probably try to staff it that way too. Well, and hopefully they just let us go. Like, I don't want to talk about that. I'm not talking to anybody in the middle because they're all going to try to sell you something. We're going right to our guy. Yeah. I don't, we did that. No, I'm not. And I got stopped by someone from a resort. Nope. He's like, one of the last five remaining Mexican own hotel chains here. You have to look here. Look at this. I can drive you. I'll pick you up. I'll pick you up. I was like, we already have an Airbnb. He was like, I'll take you on a tour then. Let's go on a tour. No, it wasn't. You don't talk to anybody. You don't talk to anybody in the middle because you have to get outside. You got You go out of that place and find your driver. Bathroom outside. Yep. Outside. And then you do find drivers right away. It's really dry. One of them. I'm like, hotel aside. We're staying at the bus. Oh, ours will. You know, ours will be easy to find. I forgot we even taxi wasn't hard. Matt and I got a taxi. Well, no, and I was in a taxi booth and I said, we need to ride. People were talking about taking the bus into town. We took it. We did. We rode the bus past. So weird. It's fine. It's actually really fun. It was so fun. I took that video. Oh my God. You're just You're around like it's like no big deal. He's counting money. He's talking about this. Yeah. Hold in this. Do it. Changing gears, counting money and peso tickets while he's driving with one arm. Well, when you have a group, it's like, what are you going to do to a, you know what I mean? The bus is great. No, it's safe. I know. I feel like people will not hurt us. I feel like I've. No, they're good people. No, I've heard that. I've heard that like people like they're very nice. Mexicans are not all scary. Not at all. I was like, gracias. And they're like, actually, one word, like a Spanish word. They were happy and like, I'm not going to lie to you. Like every Mexican I worked with on the golf course. I loved. Oh, I know me too. They are so sweet. Like Mexicans are so sweet. They are like, oh, your sister. They was a little sister. Oh, yeah. And I was like, well, you can't have her. Um, well, it turns out that. Callientes, your armana. How much dinero do you have? I'm like, no. Thank you. Um, all right. Well, sundries, sundries, I think I'm ready for the real fall now. So I'm ready for something to be done. So last week, because we got this fucking week with 95 for like three days. I'm like 95. It's like, wow, I don't need 95. I'm ready. We'll see up and down. I was listening to Boni. There I was listening to the, you know, I'm like, I'm moving into fall. I'm feeling depressed. Um, I want to wear like pants around the house instead of shorts around the house. But it's not. And the thing is I always wear shorts year round. Right. And that's what that is. Gray sweat pants season soon, which I love. It's a nice change because you do see some more cock a lot. But then you don't see the leg, which I love the end of the leg. But that's why we'll go to like warm places or and or like bathhouses or whatever. It means fine. We know where the eagle, right? We just got to go to New York once or Montreal, which I want to get to. I know. Cause you had to fly to New York. I hate it. We had, we should look for that. I know, but it sucks. Cause it's so hard to get there. It's so hard from here. It's just one stop. It's one stop. It's not that hard. No, but it's one. Hard to mean expensive. Okay. It's like ridiculously. It's literally close. We're going. I just, I just did it two years ago. It's easy. It's like we're flying to fucking Cleveland, but yet they cost like $600. You're like, I know, I can go to Seattle for 350 on Seattle. Like, so it doesn't make sense. Seattle West on Seattle West on Nina West. Your sundry. My sundry is going to be. I. Have anxiety about this trip. I know. And I'm realizing now that. I thought it was a work week stressing you out. It's all, oh God. So then I was like, he's just stressed. It's all of it. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to fucking go. I texted you like the past two days. I'm like, what's up? What are you doing? Trying to hang out? He's like, I'm not doing anything this weekend. I'm like, that's not going to make me better. It actually did. Well, today, because you hung out on drugs and alcohol. Well, that's the thing. I always said beyond drugs and alcohol, which is what we're going to do for seven straight days. So I'm kind of just concerned, but also fuck it. Also, that's the point of your birthday. You're 40. Oh, right. So you have to realize like, this is it. Wow. You're not going to do this at 50. Here's the problem though. You're going to be in Palm Springs by the pool. 43 and then you'll be like, aim 40. And I'm like, oh no, no, I have to do you. And then Michael will turn 40. Then you have to be. Oh, then we were going to be the two granddaddies for Michael. Right. So I'm going to be really. That's going to be 60. Um, probably 50. Yeah. Oh, wow. Wait. Yeah. He's going to be 50. It's so sad. Not that you're getting older, but it's just sad that like how fast it goes. Also, you were like a young buck and now it's like, Oh, well, it's really weird for me. It is very, very, very. I just I Okay. So my sundry actually, here's my official sundry is I don't like to week before a trip. It's not just day anymore. It's not day. It's for me. It was definitely night always. It's a week. I can't do the night. Well, and I'm trying to avoid that. That's why I've already done laundry and packed all my underwear and socks packed. I have all my t-shirts packed. Oh, wow. I have. That's a lot. I mean, it really was like, it was a lot to like decide. First of all, you have to decide on your outfit. Stop. But second of all, but this one, I don't want to, I will write for me, but I don't want to deal with the stress of that this week. So I think I'm like, but I'm stressed out also, like, I don't want to care about work and it's been really busy. So I have to care about it, but I really wish we weren't that busy. So I could just be like, okay, bye. Like I feel like there's a lot going on that it's going to fuck up, but that's my sundry, like the week before, babe, you got to sometimes you're not too good at giving out anxiety. Right. So you want me to do, uh, you want to give you advice about trying to get something off drugs? I can't even go to work for a week before our vacation. So, and that's where we're at. And that's soon we'll be asking you what we can do to get Bobby off drugs. And yeah, it'll be the OZMPEC. They'll be like, he's too skinny. I'm like, you're welcome. It's going to be bad. I'm going to be a little whore. You're not going to be able to get off her. I'm going to be one of the people that like on more or something or some, they're like, he won't stop doing it. And I'm like, my legs are like the size of a stick. You have bruises where they stab you with the knee. That bone in your face. Like you can see, like what's happening here. And you can sort of seeing what you're going to look like dad girl. And I'm talking like nine months decomposed. Right. Like, like we're not talking like cute, like in the funeral parlor. We're not talking about. She goes out. We're talking a couple of days later where it's like that shit's been thinning out and that's what you look like a lot. And you're like, well, they already looked in the circles under the eyes. Like, I don't want it. You know what I mean? I know. So we're not going to do it. We're not going to do it. We're not. We're brats. So you're saying you're not going to be on a zimpic forever? No, but I might be addicted to it. I might have to re-addicted. No, I'm addicted to being skinny. I know you love it. But also I need to get down even more. So you have a tummy talk. Wait till you get even lower. I have to have a tummy talk. It's over now. I remember I being skinny and like high school and college. Like I'm already feeling that. I'm wearing two XL and not going to be like, oh, I'm skinny. That's how I feel. You feel so good. Every morning I'm like, oh, I can fit in this shirt. I'm only going to wear homage now. I bought like seven. So I can't. Game weight. Again, I'm going to lose money if I can't wait. Oh, I fit. Oh, I'm a little whore. Yeah. And then you just want to become more and your assholes better. Your dick's better. Everything's better about you. The dick does get better when you're skinny. I'm telling you, there's a difference. There's a difference. I'm like, it's bigger. It's bigger. There's definitely not that foopa over it. Right. Which I never had a big foopa. You didn't actually have a foop. You just had a belly. Yeah, it's always been belly for me. Like everything else in my body is fine. It's my belly. My face was a little fat, but I didn't realize that. That's time. And I just saw how ghetto your feet look. So, well, this has been another episode of Not Well. I'm Bobby. And I'm Jeb. Make sure you give us a call and good luck with all your drug. You need the number. 614-721-5336. That's 614-721-5336. We're not, we like to give advice, but honestly, like if you're going to talk about drugs, I can't do it. Do you know what I'm saying? Like for me, it's not really a good conversation because I'm not going to stop doing the drugs I'm doing. So, and that's the T and that's on God and that's the episode. The next time you hear from us, we're going to be in the middle of a fucking hotel. Who knows? We might have guests. Who knows? Hopefully we have some straight dads coming over. That's, that's all I think. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. What are you really looking forward to? Here's our manifestation moment. Okay. And I want them to be friends and their wives are off at dinner together. So I want, yep. It's like a silent situation, but it's like, and it's like our perfect types. Like, oh my God. Yeah. I could have a dark. Honestly, you could have a pink, full pink, full pink, but he's blonde pink, but the hair on the arm, that picture I sent you from my gym. Yeah. Yeah. That. Oh, yeah. That arm. So I'm going to go ahead and manifest now that next week we're both the hook up with the hot guys at some point. They might be friends. They played golf earlier. The, the, the wives are out at the spa and we're sucking dead. There it is. Yep. They golfers kind of sweaty from golf too. Yeah. They're a little bit sweaty. They're getting there. They're like, we're going to go in the shower and shower, but they were going to go to the pool later. That's the best thought. Dreams do come true. So we manifested it. We're manifesting. See you next time. We'll let you know what happens. Bye. Bye. That's a good manifestation.