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The episode begins with a chaotic, rapid-fire discussion on current events, conspiracy theories, and pop culture, blending humor, absurdity, and deep frustration over political affairs. The hosts open with an explosive claim that the federal government is experiencing a private takeover under the guise of reform, referencing missing CDC datasets and security concerns with high-ranking officials using Gmail.
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e
have
a
private
takeover
of
the
federal
government
that
is
being
labeled
reform.
It
is
clearly
in
violation
of
a
number
of
federal
laws,
at
the
very
least
of
which
is
records
retention,
that
a
lot
of
websites
are
being
unilaterally
taken
down.
Public
data
sets
at
the
CDC
that
were
unavailable,
like
a
CDC
employee,
had
to
go
out
of
bounds
and
upload
those
to
a
drive
online,
just
so
there
would
be
access
to
them.
We
have
people
who
haven't
gone
through
security
clearances,
who
are
using
Gmail
addresses
to
join
top
level
OPM
meetings.
This
is
an
effing
circus.
And
I
guess,
sorry,
that's
all
the
time
that
the
guest
has.
That's
all
the
time
we
have
this
morning
for
Trump
Morning
News.
As
always,
we
remind
you,
your
state
legislators,
you
can't
do
anything
directly
about
this.
And
there's
nothing
the
Republican
Party
could
have
done
in
the
last
20
years.
Oh,
and
by
the
way,
Musk
did
a
s***
on
stage.
Mr.
President,
I
yield
the
will.
Speaker 2
Are
you
going
to
vote
for
Trump?
Oh,
yes.
The
even
better
clip,
I
was
going
to
make
a
song
out
of.
Oh,
so
good.
Speaker 3
Tranny,
tranny,
tranny.
I
don't
really
care.
You
want
penises
in
women's
bathrooms,
and
I'm
not
going
to
have
it.
OK.
No,
thank
you.
Speaker 2
Let's,
Chairman,
let's
do
a
little
bit
of
a
second
of
a
second.
Speaker 1
Some
committees.
Well,
is
it
the
discretion
of
the
chair?
Speaker 3
Speaker 2
I
will
be
honest
with
the
ranking
member.
Speaker 1
I'm
not
up
to
date
on
my
committee.
That's
basically
correct.
LGBTQ
terminology.
Speaker 2
We'll
look
into
that.
Speaker 3
We'll
look
into
that.
Tranny,
tranny,
tranny.
I
don't
really
care.
You
want
penises
in
women's
bathrooms,
and
I'm
not
going
to
have
it.
OK.
No,
thank
you.
Speaker 2
Any
of
Boeber
up
here
clapping
like
a
dumb
whore?
Well,
I
don't
see
it.
We
need
to
get
Crockett
in
there.
Speaker 3
Penises
in
women's
bathrooms,
and
I'm
not
going
to
have
it.
Let's,
let's,
let's.
Speaker 2
Hello,
everybody.
You
want
to
be
turned
on
for
the
episode
of
Not
Well,
I'm
Bobby.
I'm
Jim
and
I'm
Horrified.
Speaker 1
I'm
Horrified.
We
are
in
the
circus
every
week.
It
gets
worse.
That's
like
in
Congress.
Like
that's
real.
That
was
a
real
live
meeting.
And
then
it's
like,
what
do
you
say?
Our,
what?
So
we
can
just
say
slur,
slur,
slur.
So
they
call
you
a
bitch?
Is
that
what
they
know?
Dumb
bitch,
dumb
bitch.
Don't,
apparently
don't
call
her
child.
That's
the
one
she
freaked
out.
I
am
not
a
child.
I
am
a
50-day-old.
Who
is
this
bitch?
She's
new,
right?
Who?
Who?
Speaker 2
Her
name's
like
Mange
or
something.
Or
is
she
like
just
speaking
out
all
of
a
sudden?
Who
are
you?
Nancy,
no,
she's
the
one,
you
will
know
her
because
she's
Speaker 3
the
one.
She's
the
one
that
transbath
her.
The
bathroom
thing.
Right,
so
that's
her
transbath.
That
was
her
yelling
for
any.
Yeah,
yeah.
Okay,
but
where'd
she
come
from?
I
haven't,
no,
came
out
of
nowhere.
Like
she
wasn't
known
before
that.
I
know.
And
I'm
like,
this
bathroom
is
full
of
it.
All
of
a
sudden
you're
like
a
Boebert
in
a
fucking
margitube
frame.
They
are,
they
are
like,
they're
all
ugly.
Ugly
as
fuck.
Do
you
see
them,
the
similarities
between
Boebert
and
Nancy?
Like
they're
all
freaky.
If
I
need
a
hideous.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
Speaker 3
I'm
not
saying
she's
got
people
based
on
their
words.
No,
I'm
not.
Except
for
Crockett,
honey.
Crockett!
Speaker 1
I
love
her.
She's
hilarious.
I
think
she
should
run
for
president
legit.
Oh,
god.
She
actually
like,
we
get
it
fired
up.
Let's
get
on
it.
So
there's
never
gonna
be
a
female
or
a
black
president.
No.
Female
black
president.
It's,
that's
like
the
double
edged
sword.
But
she's
like,
did
you
hear
her
speak
about
white
boys?
She's
like,
he's
dumb
white
boys.
Like
literally,
she's
like,
I've
worked
10
times
as
hard
as
them.
And
that's
why
they're
scared.
Every,
all
the
degree
she
has,
everything,
why
they're
changing
the
department
of
education,
we're
getting
too
smart.
That's
why
they
took
over
TikTok.
And
now
TikTok's
totally
different.
That's
why
your
is
hiding.
So
is
insane.
Now
they're
like
suggested
for
you.
I'm
like,
how
did
this,
I'm
like
not
interested.
Maga,
Maga
napkins
where
it's
like,
I'm
sorry.
No,
I
know.
Now,
now
it
makes
sense
why
Elon
bought
Twitter.
And
you
can
see
how
it
was
all
just
a
takeover.
And
literally
out
right
wing
propaganda.
Well,
now
it's
going
to
be
an
election
and
get
young
boys.
And
he's
going
to
get
himself
in
the,
and
now
he
has
all
of
our
records,
all
of
our
information.
Speaker 3
He
imagined
his
autistic
guys
in
there
like
reading
everybody.
I'm
like,
processing
nicely.
Speaker 2
Like
what
the
fuck?
I
think
it's
going
to
be
a
really
illegal
immigrant,
by
the
way.
Speaker 1
I
know.
And
we're
just
letting
him
get
the
fuck
out.
Also,
I
think
it's
funny
that
this
is
happening
in
front
of
Trump
and
Trump
doesn't
even
realize
it.
Just
like
he
didn't
realize
the
cameras
are
not.
No,
everything
he
does,
I
approve
of,
or
well,
it's
like,
no.
You
don't
even
know
what's
going
on.
They
don't
know
what's
happening.
You
thought
that.
The
terrorists
were
gone.
That
was
quick.
I
knew
it
was
all
bullshit.
And
you
know
what?
They
are
doing
the
same
thing
they
are
already
doing.
He's
like,
we
had
to
win
because
we
threatened
them.
And
then
it's
like,
no,
they
were
already
having
troops.
They
already
have
troops
on
the
border,
more
than
you
actually
requested.
Right.
5,000
more.
It's
like
not
even
a
small
number.
It
is
the
dumbest
shit
I've
ever
heard.
But
you
know
what's
happening
now
in
Canada
still?
They're
keeping
some
of
these.
Like
they're
having
a
surge
of
patriotism
where
they're
not
buying
an
American
in
Canada.
Even
though
the
terrorists
are
like,
pause.
I
think
it
kind
of
fucked
us
up.
Oh,
no,
we
are
fucked.
You
know
what's
really
crazy?
Today,
did
you
hear
about
the
US
Postal
Service
stop?
You
can't
buy
things
from
China
directly
anymore.
Oh,
but
now
all
of
a
sudden,
no.
No,
but
now
all
of
a
sudden,
no.
So
all
of
a
sudden,
no.
All
of
a
sudden,
no.
I
just
read
it
right
before
I
got
off
work.
So
it's
like,
there's
all
these
noise.
It's
like
all
the
noise.
But
what's
going
on
behind
the
noise?
It's
like
they're
getting
the
media
to
be
like,
oh,
squirrel,
squirrel,
squirrel.
But
like,
where's
the
ban?
Elon's
taking
over.
It's
Elon
taking
over.
The
entire
federal
government
payout
that
he
has.
Everyone's
social
security
number.
He
knows
where
all
the
payments
are
going.
He
knows
where
you
are.
You
thought
it
was
bad.
TikTok
have
your
information,
honey.
So
Elon
fucking
must
have
it.
And
by
the
way,
now
that
he
has
all
that,
it's
out
forever.
Speaker 2
This
is
not
like
private
information
at
all.
Oh,
no.
Now,
people
are
suing
for
breach
of
privacy.
Because
there
are
probably
HIPAA
violations.
What
does
that
even
mean?
What
does
that
even
mean?
Well,
legally,
it
doesn't
matter
now.
Because
like
I
said,
he
probably
has
had
all
this
transferred
to
his
own
personal
life.
And
he
can
use
it
to
do
everything
now.
I
mean,
there
was
a
memo
sent
to
the
CIA,
the
department,
the
whole
entire
thing
saying,
we'll
pay
you
out.
We'll
buy
you
out.
Everybody
quit.
OK,
so
who's
going
to
replace
you,
fake
fucking
people?
Like
this
is
what
I'm
saying.
Absolutely.
Absolutely
turning
into.
And
I'm
sorry,
again.
Y'all
vote
it.
Fuck
around
and
find
out.
We're
about
to
find
out.
Yeah,
maybe
I'm
not
the
only
one
who's
going
to
be
in
the
camps.
It
might
be
you
too.
So
it
could
be
a
lot.
It
could
be
a
lot
of
us
at
the
camps.
We're
all
in
camp,
actually.
This
is
camp.
We
are
in
fucking
camp.
This
country
is
a
camp.
We
are
in
camp.
We
can't
even.
And
you
know
what
really?
If
you
lose
your
job
or
you
get
injured
or
whatever,
you're
fucked.
I'm
moving.
You're
permanently
fucked.
I'm
ready
to
go.
Yeah.
Like
I
might
just
stay
in
Ireland.
I'm
not
even
fucking
kidding.
Even
when
you
just
said
Ireland.
Like
I
feel
like
you're
from
Ireland.
You
were
like
Ireland.
I'm
like
where
am
I?
Actually,
you
know
why
you
are?
My
grandpa's
Irish.
It's
a
guy
from
Ireland.
My
grandfather
was
a
pilot.
The
pilot
grandfather
was
Irish?
He
was
English.
My
god.
Well,
his,
yeah.
Yes.
Oh,
he
went
to
colonizer.
I
knew
it.
But
my
grandma
was
Lehi.
We'll
be
looking
at
him.
I
worked
with
a
Lehi.
Yeah,
shout
out
to
Helen.
Helen
Lehi.
Good
day.
Er,
what
did
they
say?
All
right,
Lucky
Charms.
I
don't
know
anything
about
those
lines.
Let's
get
some
shepherd's
pie.
Let
me
look
up
something
because
we
had
a
discussion
to
go
into.
I
mean,
there's
so
much.
I
want
to
ask
you
how
it
feels.
I
want
to
ask
you
how
it
feels
when
someone
sees
you
and
is
like,
you
look
like
a
strong
fella.
Can
you
help
me
out?
Can
you
come
over
and
help
me
move
this?
Hey,
grab
a
grab
an
end
of,
you
know,
it's
like,
it's
the
same
reason
why
I
got
rid
of
a
truck.
OK.
Hi.
Can
I
borrow
your
truck
and
also
your
muscles?
First
of
all,
I
forgot
about
that.
I'm
always
going
to
be
a
pub
error.
Yeah,
you're
a
strong
guy.
I'm
like
my
back.
You
don't
want
to
be
a
strong.
Yeah,
you
don't
want
to
be
a
strong.
No,
because
it
will.
You'll
have
no
idea
your
back.
You
really
have
had
back
problems.
I
have
had
that
because
of
this.
Probably
because
I
had
to.
You
had
to
lift
more
than
whip.
And
when
you
do
a
big,
heavy
item,
it's
a
higher
risk
of
injury.
Well,
I'm
the
one.
It's
not
like
you're
doing
it
a
little.
No,
and
I'm
the
one
that's
like
at
the
bottom
of
the
stairs,
pushing
up
the
entire
fucking
couch
while
somebody's
writing
it.
Oh,
I
didn't
say.
Yep.
That's
right.
I
did
that
once
and
almost
fell
back.
Oh,
I
can
do
it.
And
I
thought
I
was
going
to
die.
Why?
I
was
like,
no.
Extra
weight.
I
don't
know
if
I
could
do
it
now.
Oh,
yeah,
you
could
do
it
before.
I
kind
of
just
like
stand
there
and
I
would
stop.
You
were
a
stone
statue.
You
were
a
stone
statue.
Yeah,
so
I
don't
know.
OK.
Now
it
might
be
a
little
different.
Maybe
a
little
dainty.
Maybe
you're
like,
oh,
yeah,
I
can
help
out.
I'll
be
at
the
top
of
the
stairs.
Yeah,
I
just.
I'm
done
with
it.
I
don't
do
it
anymore.
I'm
40.
I
don't
move
shit.
Pay
for
my
health.
And
that's
kind
of
what
I
decided
when
I
moved
to
my
house
in
2021.
We
paid
movers.
Yep.
Like
that
was
the
first
time
I
was
like,
didn't
have
my
dad
and
my
brother
helping.
But
I
was
like,
I
realized
I'm
like,
wait,
my
dad's
like
almost
60.
Right.
Like
it
was
no,
he
like
turned
60
that
year.
And
I
was
like,
I
don't
think
I
need
a
six
year
old
trying
to
lift
a
couch.
Right.
Like
this
could
put
him
into
like.
And
then
my
brother,
I
realized
I'm
like,
why
am
I
making
my
brother
drive
an
hour?
He'd
they
live
in
Dayton
area.
And
it's
like,
that's
annoying
too.
Because
he's
got
to
be
like,
oh,
I
gotta
help
my
brother.
They're
obviously
going
to
do
it.
And
they
probably
wouldn't
even
think
that.
They'd
probably
be
like,
yeah,
we're
going
to
help
them
out.
We'll
get
pizza.
But
it's
still
like
kind
of
feels
rude.
It's
like
time
to
grow
up.
But
yeah,
I'm.
It
was
so
expensive
to
pay
for
movers.
Literally
like
$2,000.
Can
I
borrow
your
truck?
Right.
Can
I
borrow
your
truck?
Now
go
with.
You
can
drive
my
car.
That's
what
I
told
Matt.
It's
like
rent
a
U-Haul.
It's.
I
finally
told
him.
I
said,
I
want
you
to
rent
a
U-Haul.
1999
at.
He
was
trying
to
offer
money
to
Galen
to
like
you.
He
said,
I'll
pay
for
your
gas.
I'm
like,
why
are
you
making
Galen
spend
three
hours
of
his
time
doing
all
this?
Yeah,
exactly.
It's
like,
I
don't
want
to
push
that
onto
someone.
No.
Can
I
borrow
your
truck?
I
say,
no,
Matt,
we're
going
to
rent
a
U-Haul.
And
now
he
does.
Last
time
he
did
that,
he
went
down
to
New
Lex
and
brought
like
a
bunch
of
trained
stuff
back
up
here
with
a
U-Haul.
It
was
so
much
better.
It
was
an
expensive.
It
was
like
$70.
It's
not
bad.
Just
do
it
once
and
be
done.
Right.
Anyways,
so
that
was
a
great
topic.
And
I
kind
of
went
off
the
rail.
I
kind
of
went
off
the
like
we
were
talking
about
something
you
said.
Oh,
no.
And
it's
a
phrase
concept
that
I
love.
Oh.
We
heard
someone
say,
oh,
we're
out.
All
I
know
is.
And
the
story
was
great.
Or
the
line
is
great.
And
so
I
thought,
I
think
that
phrase,
all
I
know
is
whatever
follows
is
so
juicy,
like
it's
going
to
be
a
good
thing.
You
think?
Because
you're
like,
all
you
know
is
what?
Is
there
either
going
to
sound
so
stupid,
so
dumb,
or
they're
right,
or
they're
telling
you
a
secret
about
someone
or
like,
all
I
know
is
she
was
cheating
on
him
too.
Like
something
like
we're
like,
oh,
all
I
know.
All
I
know
is.
And
it
can
be
even
harder.
You're
going
to
learn
a
juicy
thing.
Okay.
All
I
know
is
we're
back.
Woo.
That
phrase.
Speaker 1
You
can't
do
it.
You
can't
do
it.
Um,
you
can't
do
we're
back.
Speaker 2
All
I'm
saying,
all
I'm
saying
is,
and
that
Speaker 3
is,
that
is,
it
means,
because
you
hear
it,
you
tune
in.
You
know
what
I
mean?
You
tune
in.
It's
an
automatic.
You're
like,
oh,
yep.
All
you
know
is
what?
What
do
you
know?
All
it's
so
all
you're
saying
is,
oh,
so
you
have
an
opinion,
a
strong
one.
You're
really
good
at.
Steven,
I
like
that.
I
love
that.
I
give
it
so
easy
because
I'll
be
like,
well,
yeah.
And,
you
know,
yeah,
what?
Yeah.
And
what?
I'm
like,
uh,
and
I'm
like,
well,
you
know,
like,
and
I'm
like,
it's
great.
These
are
the
secrets,
though.
Speaker 1
That's
how
you
find
things
out.
I
recently
yelled
at
Matt
for
not,
he
was
like
one
of
our
friends,
uh,
down
the
street
that
we're
close
with
had
surgery.
Speaker 2
I
said,
what
type
of
surgery?
He
doesn't
know.
You
know,
I
said,
no,
he
didn't
know.
He
didn't
ask.
I
said,
you
have
to
learn
how
to
sniff
out
secrets.
Yeah.
You
kind
of
like,
you
like
know,
when
she
told
me,
I
was
like,
Oh,
Matthew,
you
had
surgery.
You
know,
I
was
like,
well,
how
did
you
have?
I
just
looked
at
her.
Speaker 3
She's
like,
my
vagina
was,
my
vagina
was
tightened.
Oh,
vagoplasty.
Speaker 2
That's,
I
wish
they
could
work
on
my
whole.
They
can.
We
need
to
get
your
whole
rejuvenized.
Is
there
a,
some
kind
of
program
you
can
get
for
that?
I'm
thinking
about
everything.
Speaker 3
I
might
have
to
go
to
New
York.
Speaker 2
She
said
eyebrows.
She
got
her
eyebrows
done.
She
got
her
eyebrows
done
today.
It
was
a
lamination,
a
tint
and
a
shade.
Luckily
I
don't
need
that,
but
I
could
use
it.
You
do
need
it.
Bob,
you
do
need
it.
I
have
a
really
good
eyebrows.
I
do.
That's
it.
We
put
right,
if
you
do
this,
you
will
not,
we've
got
to
do
it
before
Ireland.
I
can't
afford
this
life
side.
We'll
split
it.
I
can't
afford
this
life.
You
can't
afford
it.
Speaker 1
You're
like,
let's
go.
I
want
you
to
take
all
the
money
you
spend
on
bedding
and
just
save
it
up
for
four
weeks.
Bedding.
Betting.
Speaker 2
Oh,
that's
the
third
problem.
Speaker 3
So
save
on
that
for
four
weeks.
I
have
to
stop.
I
can't
say,
I
know
bedding
for
a
month
and
then
boom,
you
can
literally
get
all
these
treatments.
If
I
would
have
not
bet
this
year.
Oh
no,
it
tell
gender
card
or
something.
Oh
my
God.
No,
I'm
not
even,
I'm
not
even.
Wait,
tell
me.
Nope.
Speaker 2
All
I
know
is
that
it
can
go
real
quick.
Speaker 1
Speaker 2
And
also
why
I
say
how
I
say
bedding.
Well,
because
I
thought
you
said
bedding,
like
bedding.
Like
I
did.
It
kind
of
sounded
like
very
Ohio.
It's
like
bedding,
bedding,
like
bedding,
like
she's,
I'm
like,
I
don't
buy
bedding.
Like
bedding.
Betting.
Betting.
Betting.
Betting.
Well,
we
all
say
bedding.
Betting.
Are
you
going
to
bet?
Betting.
I
think
I
do
the
two.
You
have
the
two.
Do
you
know
what
I
also
do?
I
have
a
touch
of
the
two.
Whenever
I'm
talking
to
someone
on
the
phone,
I
have
to
make
sure
I
actually
like,
I'm
like,
you
saw
B
O
B
as
in
boy,
oh,
B
B
Y.
Like
I'm
very
clear
when
it
comes
to
that
kind
of
thing
though,
like.
And
you're,
you
enunciate,
you're
an
enunciator.
You
have
to
do
it.
How
I
like
it.
Yeah,
but
you
know
what?
When
I
announced
it,
I
get
yelled
at.
I
said
like
Toronto
and
everyone
up
there.
All
the
Canadians
and
also
Americans
are
like,
what
do
you
mean
Toronto?
Toronto.
They're
like
Toronto.
I'm
like
Toronto.
Toronto.
T
O
R
Toronto.
Yeah.
Toronto.
But
that's
how
it's
spelled.
It
has
a
T
O
at
the
end.
You'd
be
like
Toronto.
We
got
to
go
there
by
the
way.
Actually,
I
forgot
about
driving
around
town.
Yeah,
we
do.
We
do.
Let
me
squeeze
my
bone.
Yes,
there's
nothing
there
anymore.
It's
kind
of
creepy.
Oh
my
God.
That
was
weird.
Like
this
is
all
just
saggy
fabric.
I'm
why
are
you
wasting
away?
Because
I
don't
want
to
go
to
anorexic
ho
walking
around
the
streets
of
Godland.
Literally,
it's
such
a
ho.
Streets
of.
This
comment
I
wrote,
ugly
people
with
hot
day.
Oh
my
God,
I
have
that
in
mind
too.
Okay,
let's
talk
about
it.
Let's
talk
about
it.
And
now
we
don't
want
to
judge.
Like
we're
not
really
looking
like
ugly.
Obviously,
it's
not
real
because
there's
just
like
the
Grammys
aren't
real.
Speaker 3
People
are
going
to
match
up.
You
know
what
I
mean?
People
are
going
to
find
their
match.
Like
people
think
cowboy
Carter
is
better
than
half
the
shit.
Those
are
no
offense,
but
no
offense.
I
don't
give
a
fuck.
No,
that's
right.
Speaker 2
Hit
me
hard
and
soft.
That
was
also
a
really
good
one.
Um,
hell,
I
would
have
taken
Sabrina
Carbner
at
this
point.
Or
if
she.
I
thought
it
off
to
her,
I
would
say
she
could
have
won.
Yeah,
I
would
be
like,
oh,
the
fuck.
Oh,
mother
fucker.
There
is
a,
it's
not,
I
wouldn't
say
it's,
we
don't
want
to
call
him
ugly,
but
like
there's
an
epidemic.
There's
an
epidemic
of
hot
dicks
and
ugly
faces.
Sorry.
I
said
it.
I'm
not
actually
a
fan.
There
are
some
of
the
hottest
dicks
you
will
ever
see
in
your
life
attached
to
the
ugliest
faces
you'll
ever
see
in
your
life.
That's
true.
And
I
don't
know
what,
what
gives
and
why.
I
don't
very
bizarre
because
there's
some
of
them
when
you're
like
on
these
apps
and
you're
like,
what
a
hot
fucking
cock.
And
then
all
of
a
sudden
you
see
more
and
you
see
the
face
and
then
sometimes
I'll
show
you
just
a
little
better.
Like,
oh
no,
what's
happening?
Oh
no,
it's
like
transforming.
Even
if
you
just
see
the
teeth
sometimes
and
it's
like,
oh,
look,
you
see
the
face
you're
like,
oh,
okay.
It's
a
troll.
It
literally
turns
into
a
troll
around
you.
And
I'm
like,
I
can't.
Then
you
have
the
hottest
guys
and
then
they
show
their
dicks
and
I'm
like,
well,
it's
fine,
but
it'll,
it'll
do.
It's
not
like
that
hot
dick
right
there
on
that
ugly
face.
Why
can't
we
just
get
disconnected?
Why
can't
we
be
mediocre
like
the
rest
of
us?
You
know
what
I
mean?
That's
why
I
guess
I'm
glad
I'm
mediocre
because
I'm
like,
right.
Same
middle
of
the
road
for
everything.
You
do
not
want
to
have
a
Speaker 1
hot
face
because
then
you
have
to
have
a
hot
dick
and
you
probably
don't.
And
if
you
have
a
hot
dick,
you
have
the
pressure
of
having
a
hot
face.
And
you
probably
don't
just
be
mediocre.
Yeah,
I
like
being
mediocre.
I
am
also
mediocre
at
the
best.
Like
sometimes
not.
Sometimes
my
dick
looks
really
great.
Sometimes
my
face
looks
really
great.
And
you
know
what
you
just
triggered
in
my.
Oh
God,
I
wrote
this
down
too.
I
said,
someone
called
me
a
hot
daddy.
Speaker 2
Okay,
we're
going
to
talk
about
that.
But
then
and
that's
great.
How
do
you
feel
about
the
word?
Oh,
that's
fine
by
me.
I'm
like,
okay,
if
I'm
older
than
you,
that's
great
because
I
was.
I'm
older
than
him.
So
I'm
like,
okay.
But
then
I
put
hot
daddy
question
mark.
What
if
I'm
just
one
of
the
ugly
ones?
No,
no
crushes,
no
potential
for
return
feelings.
I
think
it's
the
winter
setting
in.
This
is
us
needing
to
get
out
feeling
trapped.
No
crushes,
no
potential
for
why
did
I
write
no
potential
for
return?
We
literally
had
a
conversation
on
the
way
here.
I
was
just
on
the
couch.
I'm
like,
there's
really
nothing
going
on.
And
I
don't
feel
there
will
be
anything
going
on.
And
I
was
like,
you
know,
even
the
people
like
I
was
crushing
on
earlier,
like
those
fizzle
out
so
quick.
Now
it's
like,
that's
it.
Are
we
going
to
keep
doing
more
and
more
like
crazier
shit
in
order
to
like,
yes,
feel
again.
Oh
yeah.
It's
like,
once
you
get
a
certain
point,
we've
got
to
drink
off
while
diving
out
of
a
plane.
We
got
to
drink
off
with
like
somebody
important
or
something
like
that.
Now,
why
are
important
important?
You
didn't
at
an
unsee
there.
Speaker 1
That
was
a
little.
I'll
call
the
week.
Oh,
wait
till
I
reach
you
my
weed
comment
of
the
week.
My
God.
I
was
not.
I
was
writing
it
down
last
night.
I
was
thinking
about
something
and
I
was
like,
I
can't
explain
this.
I'm
just
going
to
write
what
I'm
thinking
and
I'll
be
able
to
explain
it
later.
We'll
see
how
that
works.
But
do
you
feel
like
you
have
any
potentials
here
or
future?
Speaker 2
Like,
I
feel
like
there's
no
point
in
trying
anymore.
I'm
like
getting
to
that
where
I'm
like,
I
don't
really
see
people
as
hot
anymore
here
because
I'm
like,
there's
no
point
in
trying.
Like
I
have
been
there
down
that.
Everyone
has
a
problem
or
an
issue.
Like
honestly,
it's
like
I'm
crushed.
I'm
like,
oh,
alcohol,
you
know,
this
thing
or
that
thing
as
well.
We
face
little
dick.
I
mean,
it's
like
all
these
things
come
into
play.
Speaker 1
No,
never
that.
That's
never
been
the
problem.
It's
usually
like
emotionality.
Is
that
a
word?
Yeah,
I
get
it.
Like
like
they're
overall
psyche.
They
don't
know
what
they're
doing.
Yeah.
Lost
puppies.
I
mean,
a
lot
of
that.
Or
just
people
unclear
on
what
they
want.
Unclear.
It's
like,
do
you
want
that
or
not?
Well,
then
why
are
you
afraid
of
that?
Then
why
can't
we
do
that?
There's
no
reason
we
can't.
OK,
but
you're
still
afraid.
I
will
say,
though,
I'm
very
direct,
but
oh,
no,
here
you
go.
The
only
thing
I
what
I
do
know.
What
is
that
the
word?
No.
What
is
it?
All
I
know
is
do
you
say,
oh,
that's
really
no.
That
brings
the
point.
I
don't
think
we've
ever
talked
about
this
either.
I'm
sorry.
I'm
going
backwards,
but
I
have
to
say
this.
Alls
I
know.
Speaker 2
You
all
say,
alls
I
know.
OK.
And
is
that
Atlanta?
No,
I
think
it's
Cleveland
because
my
mom
says
it.
Yeah.
OK,
yeah,
that
makes
sense.
Speaker 1
Alls
I
know
is
those
industrial
young.
Now
is
in
the
end.
But
anyway,
that's
what
we
think
of
that.
Yeah,
OK.
All
I
know.
So
why
do
you
do
that
now?
I
don't
know
what
I
was
saying.
Speaker 2
What
are
they
saying?
The
Ferrari
was
going
to
be
good.
What
was
I
saying?
What
are
we
talking
about
even?
I
have
no
fucking
idea.
None.
Zero.
Silt.
It's
been
a
day
I'm
fried.
But
what
can
I
say?
You
know,
you
get
home
from
a
long
day
of
steering
and
a
god
named
computer
to
stare
in
front
of
a
bright
light
and
take
marijuana
and
you
sit
here
and
this
is
what
you're
going
to
get.
I'm
sorry.
We're
talking
about
do
you
have
any
potentials
here
or
like?
No,
I'm
really
realizing
I'm
thinking
to
myself,
is
it
us?
You
know,
that's
why
I
said,
am
I
really
a
hot
daddy
or
am
I
just
ugly?
It
goes
back
to
that.
I'm
like,
am
I
ugly?
And
am
I
like
pushing
people
away?
Like,
is
my
personality
terrible
or
they
don't
like,
you
know,
it's
like,
probably,
but
like,
but
honestly,
but
why?
But
honestly,
because
I
know
I
attract
so
many
other
people.
But
like,
when
it's
the
one
you
want,
you
don't
get
it.
Just
kind
of.
I'm
done
with.
I'm
done
with.
I'm
going
to
live.
Here's
the
thing.
This
summer,
I
learned
a
lot.
Actual,
some
of
the
story
today.
Well,
I
was
a
brat.
I'm
a
right.
I'm
you
were.
You
were.
But
I'm
a
brat
now.
You're
really.
Yeah,
I'm
not.
We're
not.
Oh,
we're
back.
We
were
here
and
we're
here
to
stay.
We're
not
back.
We're
here.
I
actually
admitted
something.
I
think
it
was
yesterday
I
was
talking
out
loud
to
somebody
at
work
and
I
was
like,
um,
it
was
the
first
time
in
my
life
when
we
were
in
Mexico
for
my
birthday
that
I
allowed
myself
to
embrace
the
not
spotlight,
but
like,
I
don't
like
birthdays.
I
don't
like
when
people
say
like,
Oh,
I
think
you,
I
think
you
allowed
yourself
to
do
what
you
wanted
to
do
at
all
times.
And
it
was
bad.
All
right.
You
weren't
like,
Oh,
I
have
to
get
up
and
go
drink
with
the
girls.
You
would
just
show
up
at
1pm
or
I
have
to
go.
I
have
to
go
downtown
and
we
better
all
go
back
together
in
the
same
actually
go
back.
No,
I'm
going
to
stay
and
hook
up
with
a
granddaddy.
And
you
know,
we
did
what
we
wanted
to
do
and
it
wasn't
like
you
Speaker 1
didn't
feel
like
I
never
felt
like
I've
never,
you
know,
I've
never
felt
the
way.
So
now
when
you
say,
am
I
an
ugly
dad
or
whatever?
Yeah,
I
don't
give
a
fuck.
Even
if
I
am
right?
It's
like,
what?
Dad,
but
I'm
not.
But
if
I
am,
maybe
around
here
because
the
people
here
suck.
I
had
somebody
write
me
the
other
day
was
like
20
words.
Like,
Hey,
daddy.
I'm
like,
Oh,
God.
Oh,
it's
like,
you
don't
like
being.
I
know,
but
you
are
a
full
dad.
I'm
a
full
dad.
Once
you're
in
your
forties,
it's
like,
yeah,
you're
a
dad.
Like,
sorry,
sorry.
You're
meant
to
fuck
twinks
now.
I
know.
And
I
almost
feel
like
I'm
attracted
to
twinks.
I
am
right
now.
Currently,
I
wonder,
twins
have
an
existence.
They
have
these
old
daddies
that
take
them
out
and
fuck
them.
But
then
it's
like,
do
you
feel
guilty
later?
You're
like,
do
I
take
advantage
of
someone
who
wasn't
fully
their
brain?
Their
brain
wasn't
fully
developed
and
they're
20
years
old.
And
it's
like,
yeah,
I
know,
I
probably
shouldn't
have
fucked
him.
Well,
and
sometimes
you
dumb
yourself
down
to
be
like
on
the
same
level
as
a
20
year
old,
not
I
don't
think
I've
ever
hung
out
for
really
21
year
old.
I
have
the
first
ball.
You
don't
share
the
same
cultural
experience.
They
think
that
they
know
what
they're
doing.
You're
making
stuff
up.
You're
like,
I
love
that
band
K-pop.
Yeah.
But
they
think
they
know
what
they're
talking
about.
The
two
in
a
lot
of
areas
like,
yeah,
you
know,
I
hate
when
I
have
to
save
my
money
and
they've
existed
for
20
years.
My
girl,
you
haven't
experienced
anything.
Have
you
ever
moved
away
from
home?
Right.
Like,
alone.
Alone.
You
haven't.
Speaker 2
It's
different.
Right.
It's
new.
It
is
different.
Okay.
I
have
something
else.
I
have
some
things.
Do
you
really?
Yeah.
Okay.
I
want
to
read
my
high
statement.
Are
you
serious?
No,
no.
Okay.
I
don't
even
know.
I
was
wondering
if
you
should
read
it,
but
I'm
going
to
go
ahead
and
read
it.
High
thoughts.
We
all
think
our
hometown
or
where
we
live
is
so
much
better
than
another
small
place,
but
Ohio
is
the
same
as
Kentucky,
whether
we
like
it
or
not.
Like,
I
always
feel
that
have
the
feeling
I'm
coming.
Like
when
I'm
at
a,
like,
so
we
were
talking
about
Reno
with
Michael
and
I'm
like,
Reno
fucking
Reno.
Ew,
what's
in
Reno?
Reno
could
be
actually
really
fucking
cool.
I
have
no
idea,
but
I
just
judge
it
right
away
where
people
are
doing
the
same
thing
about
Columbus
and
I'm
like,
oh,
I
can't
wait
to
get
home
to,
oh,
yeah.
Right.
We're
going
home
and
I'm
like,
why
are
you
going
to
Columbus?
I'm
like,
it's
actually
not
bad.
Right.
So
everybody
hates
the
idea
of
the
next
small
town
down
from
them.
Yeah.
And
that's
why
like
the
coastal
elite,
you
want
to
pin
it
on.
You're
like,
like,
bitch,
we're
all
just
trying
to
survive.
It's,
it's
a
hell
of
a
surprise.
We're
all
just
trying
to
survive.
I
did
get
old
there.
It
was
old.
You're
going
to
have
things
for
all.
Well,
all
this
trying
to
survive.
I
think
sweetheart.
Is
that
why
I
think
sweetheart
sent
me
off?
If
I
were
like
sweetheart,
sweetie,
sweetheart,
we're
all
just
trying
to
survive.
Surprised.
It's
just
not
working.
It's
going
to
be
weird
when
we're
going
to
be
young.
That's
why
I
get
injectables.
I'm
not
young
enough
to
be
like
drafted
to
war
when
we
have
to
go
to
war,
especially.
Well,
we're
going
to
war
soon.
Honey,
honey,
they
don't
want
you
while
they
could
want
you.
And
I
like
we
said,
you're
strong.
Speaker 1
I'm
so
like,
we
got
to
pull
this
cannon
up
here.
Come
up
here.
Like
now
me.
Oh,
that's
when
I'm
pulling
the.
I
just
say,
well,
friends,
you're
good.
Oh,
that's
a
good
idea.
Well,
that
way
you
get
instantly.
Now
we
just
have
execute
you
now.
Tranny,
tranny,
tranny.
We're
going
to
kill
you
all.
She
kept
saying
tranny.
And
that's
why
she
said
tranny,
tranny,
tranny.
It's
like,
oh,
my
fuck.
Like
so
relatively
like
bagged,
bagged,
bagged.
Slay,
she
thinks
it
is.
It's
like,
oh,
no,
you're
calling
me
a
tranny.
Like
I
haven't
heard
that
before.
I
was
trying
and
I
heard
this
growing
up.
I
would
call
myself
a
tranny.
And
actually
some
of
them
do.
Speaker 3
I
love
it.
Like
it's
like
reclining
queer.
It's
like
reclaiming
queer
in
fact,
it's
you
still
like
he's
like,
I
don't
like.
Where
I
don't
like.
We
had
but
you
have
to
understand
it
was
bad.
And
I
was
like,
I
was
a
blur
in
the
fifties
and
say
it
was
like
queer.
Oh,
you're
fucking
queer.
It's
like,
yeah,
I
am
queer.
Speaker 2
That's
what
they
said.
I
know
that
we're.
And
then
we
flip
it
now.
We're
screaming
it
again.
I
am
queer.
And
they're
like,
OK,
well,
you're
you're
still.
Speaker 1
But
you're
still.
Bagged
like
that.
I
get
to
I'm
I'd
rather
be
a
faggot
than
a
fascist.
Speaker 2
Have
you
noticed
recently
that
every
commercial
is
basically
a
drug
advertisement?
Because
we
were
watching
live
TV
recently
and
I
was
like,
damn,
every
single
commercial
break
has
a
different
like
Sky
Rizzy
and
just.
You
know,
that's
illegal
in
other
countries.
It's
absolutely
should
be
here.
Right.
It's
like,
why
are
they
advertising
directly
to
the
consumer?
They
know
how
to
manipulate
your
brain.
They're
like,
look
at
this
happy
person.
Like,
they're
so
hot.
They
have
a
hot
husband,
too,
and
beautiful
children.
And
it's
all
because
psoriasis
is
gone.
Sky
Rizzy.
And
it's
like,
we.
Oh,
and
those.
What's
that?
We
should
actually
make
our
own
fake
commercial.
Like
once
I
took
trouble,
I
wasn't
gay
anymore.
Or
something
funny.
Speaker 1
Like,
OK,
I
like
that.
That's
a
good
idea.
You're
really
getting
creative
here.
Those
are
the
worst
commercials
you've
ever
seen
in
your
life.
And
the
people
are
so
goddamn
fake.
And
they're
like.
It's
like
they
do
it
on
purpose.
It's
like
it's
like
a
thing.
I
think
it's
like
a
genre.
Right.
It
is.
It's
always
elaborate.
Like
there
was
a
recent
one
that
was
actually
like
a
Broadway
performance.
It
was
like
a
whole
day
for
30
people.
Right.
And
I'm
like,
I
think
it
was
those
that
pick
or
something.
Like
the
one.
First
of
all,
you're
not
skinny.
Why
are
we
talking
about
we're
taking.
I've
been
on
those.
I'm
like,
girl,
you're
so
ugly.
You're
so
fat.
Like,
I
know
that
people
in
the
commercials
are
like,
let's
show
somebody.
Speaker 2
But
that's
because
they're
advertising
to
those
people.
Speaker 1
They're
trying
to
be
like,
you
know,
they're
like,
see.
They're
on
a
YouTube.
You
could
be
fat.
Speaker 2
And
that
is
that
a
fear
of
yours.
That
a
fear
of
yours.
No,
I
want
to
be
skinny.
Oh,
I
don't
want
to
be
skinny.
I
know
you
don't
want
to
be
so
skinny
that
people
just
can't
stand
me.
Can
we
talk
about
this
quick
real
quick?
Because
I
saw
I
saw
an
old
like
90s
meme
and
it
had.
Yeah,
yeah,
I
saw
the
box
of
this
quick.
I
just
want
to
say
the
most
exciting
moments
of
my
life
have
been
with
this
quick.
Oh,
that's
definitely.
I
feel
tell
me
about
it.
I
would
get
so
excited
when
it
was
like
a
Saturday
morning,
we
don't
have
to
go
to
school
and
it
was
our
turn.
We
could
make
biscuits
or
we
can
make
pancake.
And
it
was
like,
get
the
best
quick
out.
And
me
and
my
sister
would
go
get
that.
And
it
was
easy
because
you
could
just
like
pour
water
in
it.
It
was
ready.
So
it's
simple
for
kids
to
make
and
then
you're
like
pouring
it
or
shaping
it.
Did
you
read
the
dough?
Oh,
yeah,
yeah.
Oh
God,
it's
so
chalky.
You
know,
it's
weird.
You
know
what
it's
because
there's
like
baking
soda
in
it.
Yeah,
that's
why
it's
something.
Fucked
up.
It's
not
like
you're
like,
it's
good,
but
it's
not.
There's
something
burning
my
tongue
right.
Medley
like,
yeah.
Right.
Well,
and
then
there
was
this
like,
there
was
this
time
where
they
released
like
a
heart
healthy
this
way.
Oh
girl,
you've
got
to
be
talking
because
I
think
he's
had
trans
fat
in
it.
Trans.
Did
I
ever?
Have
I
ever
talked
about
how
the
trans
fat?
I
was
a
trans.
I
don't
think
I've
told
you
this.
I'm
trans
and
I'm
fat.
Speaker 1
Oh
no.
Now
are
you
sure
I
feel
like
I've
told?
I
don't
think
I
have
though.
About
margarine.
I
went
on
a
trans
fat
obsession
rampage
for
a
good
couple
of
years
during
high
school.
Eating?
Nope.
Like
advocating
against.
Because
I
read
like
articles
and
I
read
the
health
reports
that
were
basically
saying
it's
worse
than
saturated
fat
is
because
it
like
both
lowers
your
good
cholesterol
raises
your
bad
and
it's
just
like
terrible.
So
I
was
transphobic.
I
remember
like
telling
people
like
I'm
not
eating
those
Oreos.
And
people
were
like,
how
can
you
tell
that
has
trans
fat
in
it?
And
it
just
had
to
say
partially
hydrogenated
oil.
Speaker 3
So
I
was
really
hydrogenated.
It
had
trans
fat,
but
people
would
argue
and
be
like,
it
says
zero
grams
on
the
label.
I
said
they
don't
have
to
report
when
it's
under
half
a
gram
of
trans
fat.
So
manufacturers
were
changing
their
serving
size
to
keep
the
serving
size.
So
it's
zero
because
it
was
under
half
a
gram
of
trans
fat.
I
said,
if
you
see
the
ingredient
partially
hydrogenated
oil
in
there,
there
is
trans
fat
in
there.
This
is
like
right
out
of
the
RFK
play.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
I
literally
like,
I
get
it
because
I
can,
you
can
fall
into
it
easily
because
I
had
no
control
on
other
aspects
of
my
life.
I
wasn't
out.
I
was
miserable.
I
was
probably
suicidal
in
high
school.
You
know,
so
I
was
like,
I
got
something
to
focus
on
and
obsessed
over.
And
also
it's
a
Tism
thing.
Yeah.
I
found
a
thing.
You
found
it.
I
kept
reading
into
it.
And
then
I
was
like,
I'm
obsessed
with
it.
It
was
like,
but
I
was,
I
would
tell
people
like,
broke
you.
Um,
trans
fat.
They
banned
them.
Speaker 2
And
then
I
was
cured.
Cause
I
knew
like
America,
because
literally
I
realized
I
was
like,
enough
people
started
complaining
about
it.
That
the
FDA
like
was
like,
you
can't
like,
you
need
to
limit
trans
fats
to
like
zero
because
they're
so
unhealthy
for
you.
And
we
just
grew
up
eating
that
shit
though.
Matt
did
too.
Like
I
think
of
older
people.
I'm
like,
my
parent,
my
mom
even
recently
said
Speaker 3
like,
we
feel
so,
give
me
an
example
of
like
trans
fats.
Speaker 2
Oh,
anymore.
There's
not
very
many
things.
There's
like
nothing.
Speaker 3
But
what
was,
what
was.
Oh,
margin,
Crisco,
um,
anything
artificial,
like
where
they,
it
was
a
more
shelf
stable
fat
than
butter
or
oil
flavor,
regular
oil.
So
they
would
flavor
it.
No,
so
it
lasts
long
on
the
shelves.
So
it
would
last
long
on
something,
but
they
could
flavor
like
butter.
Like,
oh,
this
is
really
butter,
but
it's
not.
I
was
like,
it's
a
partially
hydrogenated
oils.
Yeah.
Oh
wow.
Speaker 2
So
they,
but
they
banned
them.
So
like
literally
you
don't
see
it
anymore.
There's
still,
I
think
they're
still
out
there
and
some
random
things,
but
Oh,
it's
a
trans
fat
warrior.
You
are
trans.
You're
always,
I
was
a
warrior.
You've
always
been
woke.
You've
always
been
woke
from
high
trends.
Trans
fats.
I
was
ahead
of
the
curve
though,
because
they
banned
them
after
I
complained
about
them
for
two
years.
Exactly.
I
knew
they
would
have
to.
Well,
sorry,
not
sorry.
They're
coming
back.
Speaker 1
I'm
protecting
people's
health.
They're
coming
back.
I
wrote
this
down.
I
don't
want
to
see
what
you
agree
with.
Um,
if
I
agree,
if
you
agree,
which
you
probably
won't,
Speaker 2
um,
I
said,
I
can't
do
a
topographical
map.
Do
you
know
what
that
is?
Yeah.
I
can't
do
a
topographical
map
dick
like
Vainie.
I
just
wrote
that
down.
Interesting.
I
don't
like
them.
I
keep
seeing
pictures
or
someone
kept
showing
me
like
Vainie
Cox.
If
I'm
worried
about
like
the
smallest
little
nick
on
that
thing
is
going
to
make
it
bleed
and
burst
open
because
your
vein
is
that
fucking
big.
I
don't
want
to.
Speaker 1
I
have
a
prominent
vein.
Stop
taking
pic.
Speaker 2
I
feel
like
I
do.
But
I
don't
have
a
listen.
I
know
what
you're
talking
about.
Listen,
I
will
allow
one.
I'm
talking
topographical
map.
Speaker 3
I'm
talking
all
like,
everywhere
or
like
bumps,
like
the
skin
fluctuates.
Oh
my
God.
If
it's
a
Vainie
bumpy,
lumpy
dick,
I
don't
understand
it.
Speaker 1
Herpes
or
is
that?
Oh,
I
know.
I
got
to
get
it.
You
know,
I
feel
for
them
because
they
have
it
and
they
didn't
pick
it.
Who
have
the
main
vein?
But
I
wonder
like,
I
just,
I
don't
prefer
those
ones
because
I'm
worried
I'm
just
going
to
injure
it
or
the
injury
or
the
look.
The
look.
Okay.
I'm
just
trying
to
justify
it
by
saying
it's
also
the
end.
Right.
You're
trying
to,
yeah.
I
mean,
honestly,
it's
hard
to
feel
about
uncut,
but
we're
going
to
have
to
figure
that
out
real
quick.
Oh,
we're
going
to
have
to
unjustify.
I
think
that
we
have
to
ingest
it.
I'm
like,
well,
you
will
be.
I
don't
know.
Speaker 3
You
already
found
one.
You
sent
me
that
picture,
that
boy,
that
little
boy,
that
little
boy.
I
keep
getting
all
these
things
from
like
local
Dublin
shit.
Once
you
start
looking
up
something,
it's
over.
They're
like,
you're
going
to
come
here.
We're
going
to
sell
to
you
now.
So
you
want
to,
I
did
read
there's
zero
bath
houses.
Like
how
there's
boiler
room.
Well,
it's
like,
I
don't
think
it's
what
it's
18
plus.
Yeah.
It's
the
boiler
room.
I
know
I
have
it
saved
on
our
maps,
by
the
way,
but
I
didn't
think
it
was
a
bath
house.
It
is.
Oh,
plus
gay.
Oh,
honey.
Speaker 1
Oh,
God,
thank
God.
Right
by
our
hotel.
We
have
to
walk
away.
The
block
way.
Speaker 2
Honey,
that's
why
you
fucking
picked
you.
Like
I
found
it
next.
I
hope
there's
some
straight
people
there.
Are
you?
Speaker 3
Are
you?
While
he's
looking
that
up,
I'm
a
boiler
room.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
We're
playing
early.
Yeah.
It's
like
something
boiler
Dublin
bath
house.
Honey,
I'm
going
to
my,
my
name
on
the,
you
know,
I
don't
be
a
quote
of
the
week.
When
you
can't
control
anything
else,
you
control
yourself.
Wow.
That
was
from
today,
bitch.
That
was
from
you.
Quote
of
the
fucking
week.
Well,
that
is
not.
Is
this?
Yeah.
Oh
my
God.
Four
stories.
Oh
yeah.
And
there's
a
hot
tub.
It's
four
stories.
I
did
save
this,
actually.
Speaker 3
I
remember.
I
don't
know.
I
found
it
before
you.
Okay.
Speaker 2
I
forgot
it
was
there.
So,
okay.
That's
what
saved
on
the
list.
So
when
we
get
there,
we
know
where
it
is.
Speaker 1
So
what
was
the
quote
of
the
week
again?
Some
of
the
numbers
are
horrible.
What
he
said,
100,
think
of
it,
$100
million
on
condoms
to
Hamas.
Condoms
to
Hamas.
Speaker 2
Condoms
to
Hamas.
Do
you
want
to
talk
about
Speaker 1
the
fact
that
Speaker 3
there's
no
option
for
them
to
be,
they're
turning
the
Gaza
strip
into
a
Trump
resort?
Yeah,
literally
Trump's
like,
there's
beautiful
property.
Speaker 1
There's
a
beach.
We
love
it.
It's
like,
that's
called
ethnic
cleansing.
What's
in
sync
with
it?
Like
you're
literally
talking
about
ethnic
cleansing.
We're
going
to
kick
2
million
people
out.
Actually
he
just
admitted,
he
said
it
was
1.6,
1.7
million
people.
There
were
2.3
before
October
7th.
Holy
shit.
So
that's
how
many
fucking
died.
It
was
not
40,000,
this
bullshit.
I
think
it's
funny,
he's
like,
have
you
seen
it
there?
It's
trash,
everything's
falling
apart
and
you
see
it.
Who
did
that?
He's
sitting
next
to
the
guy
who
did
it.
Speaker 3
That's
the
guy
who
funded
it.
Yeah,
to
do
it.
And
they're
like,
yeah,
you
see
all
the
rubble.
So
bad
they
are.
The
rubble,
I
mean
it's
just
a
mess.
Dangerous.
They
can't
live
there.
There's
munitions,
there's
other
things
unexploded.
Speaker 2
It's
like,
you
guys
did
it.
Speaker 1
You
fucking
did
it.
And
now
you're
talking
about
removing
everyone.
And
all
the
time
you
want
to
bulldoze
it
over
and
make
it
like
a
resort
town
or
something.
You're
like,
it's
going
to
be
a
really
nice
neighborhood.
Right,
girl.
Also
I
find
this
in
revelations
when
the
Antichrist
would
take
over
Israel
or
something.
Exactly,
no,
you're
right.
That's
what
happened.
That's
why
we
got
seven
years
of
this
or
something.
Speaker 2
Speaker 1
It
just
kind
of
farted
a
little
too.
A
little
too,
too,
honey.
Speaker 2
The
noises.
So
I
have
some
other
things.
I
love
it.
Bring
it
on.
Honestly,
this
week
I've
been
a
little
lazy.
Yeah,
I
mean
just
kind
of
like
I
really
just
don't
give
a
fuck.
No,
but
you
also
figured
out
the
trip,
so
that
was
good.
Yeah,
I
did
do
some
research.
I
want
to
talk
about
eye
exams.
Because
I
had
an
eye
exam.
First
of
all,
I
was
supposed
to
go
to
an
eye
exam.
You
know
how
you
wait
for
these.
And
then
the
person,
the
eye
doctor's
family
member
died,
so
canceled.
How
dare
them.
Right,
I'm
like,
can
you
die
another
day?
Rude,
rude.
So
then
I
go
to
my
other
one.
And
first
of
all,
I
have
a
fear
because
they
always
kind
of,
here's
the
thing.
They're
going
to
make
you,
here
all
I
know
is.
All
I
know.
They're
going
to
make
you
feel
guilty
when
you
don't
want
to
dilate
your
eye.
They're
going
to
make
you
feel
guilty
because
it's
not
as
good
as
the
picture
we
took.
I'm
like,
well,
it
looks
like
you
can
see
almost
everything
around
my
entire
fucking
retina.
So
I
don't
know
why
we
have
to
dilate.
But
they're,
oh,
we
don't
get
the
edges,
the
upper
and
the
bottom.
I'm
like,
ah,
I
saw
the
picture
with
you.
We
just
looked
at
it.
It
looks
like
a
pretty
good
picture.
Also,
we
don't
see
anything
wrong
with
the
picture.
So
why
do
we
have
to
see
the
very
outer
part?
And
I'm
like,
I
know
it's
probably
technically
better.
And
they
probably
studied
it,
blah,
blah,
blah.
I
trust
that
they're
really
looking
out
for
me.
But
it's
also
like,
no,
I
don't
want
to
fucking
dilate.
I
don't
want
to
actually
attend.
I'm
not
a
fan.
I
don't
want
to
drive
around.
They're
like,
you
won't
be
able
to
see
anything
up
close.
And
you
won't.
I'm
like,
no.
You've
already
got
these
glasses.
I'm
like,
I
have
to
go
back
to
work.
Take
a
nap.
Yeah,
it's
always
like,
I
snuck
away
to
go
to
this
fucking
appointment.
Speaker 3
I
have
to
fucking
work.
And
then
I
work
at
like
9pm
and
I'm
like,
oh,
great.
I
just
got
them
dilated
at
5.
You
have
to
go
to
work.
You
have
to
go
to
work.
Speaker 1
You
have
to
go
to
school.
That's
the
thing
about
the
family.
The
other
thing
is,
I
think
what
you
want
to
talk
about
too.
I
want
to
talk
about
the
fact
that
you
just
had
your
eyes.
We
both
had
an
exam.
So
I
don't
know
if
anybody,
there's
probably
people
who
have
never
had
an
exam,
which
is
fine.
I
mean,
I
guess
you
have
perfect
eyes,
but
I'm
sure
you
don't.
Fuck
you.
So
they
make
you
first,
I
go
into
this
room
and
they're
like,
OK,
read
the
wall.
Oh
my
god.
OK,
there's
a
million
different
lines,
different
sizes.
And
you're
like,
which
one?
The
middle
one?
There's
also
five.
And
I
get
really
nervous.
And
actually,
I
don't
know
if
I
ever
told
you
this,
when
I
was
in
elementary
school,
they
thought
I
had
seeing
problems.
I
just
had
reading
problems.
Or
I
just,
I'd
be
able
to
flex.
What?
Maybe
I'm
just
flexing.
You're
a
little
late
for
that.
If
you
can
pilot
a
plane,
I
don't
think
you're
just
flexing.
Yeah,
duh.
Huddah.
Hodor.
Speaker 2
Huddah.
Huddah?
How's
seeing
an
urban
development?
Exactly.
So
at
the
exam,
I
realized
that
I
was
going
blind
because
I
had
my
glasses
on
and
I
couldn't
see
what
she
was
fucking
telling
me.
I
was
like,
and
I'm
squinting.
I'm
like,
am
I
on
a
plane?
Oh
wow,
with
your
glasses
on?
Speaker 3
Yeah,
it's
just
a
cover
one.
I
actually
put
your
thing
at
home.
No,
this
is
like
before
that
I
even
saw
the
doctor.
Oh,
oh,
this
is
bad.
This
is
bad.
This
is
bad.
Let
me
get
a
drink.
Yeah,
give
me
another
one
too.
Oh,
I'll
have
to
go
downstairs.
Speaker 2
Oh.
They
only
brought
one
extra.
Wow,
that
was
nice
of
you.
Well,
I
didn't
think
you
were
going
to
be
guzzling
them
down.
I
just
want
another.
Oh
my
god.
This
episode
is
brought
to
you
by
Madelo.
This
won't
be
here
much
longer
because
of
the
terrace.
Okay.
What
were
we
talking
about?
I
want
to
reach
out
and
grab
your
eye
exams.
Okay.
Okay,
so
back
to
the
eye
exam.
So
if
you've
never
done
an
eye
exam,
you
don't
know
what
the
next
test
is,
but
the
weird
first
of
all,
why
do
you
have
to
look
in
the
thing
and
look
at
the
balloon?
Do
you
don't
have
time
to
look
at
the
balloon?
Yeah,
I'm
going
to
tell
you
why.
That's
how
they
get
your
prescription.
Like
they
don't
need,
I
mean,
I
don't
understand
it.
Yeah,
because
they
wait
for
it.
You
know,
like,
yeah.
It's
like,
okay,
so
you,
I'm
like,
do
we
need
to
do
the
rest?
Because
I
don't
want
to
do
a
little
one,
two,
three,
three,
four,
four,
five.
Speaker 3
I
can't
fucking
do
it.
What?
I
can't
fucking
do
it
anymore.
I
can't.
That's
the
moment
of
anxiety
for
me.
I'm
like,
I
can't
do
this
because
what
if
I
fuck
it
up
and
my
prescription's
wrong
for
two
years?
Speaker 1
That's
my
two
years
later.
I'm
like,
finally,
I
would
have
a
headache
every,
I'm
like,
I'm
a
little
off.
I'm
a
little
off.
That's
how
I
took
my
time.
And
I
actually
said,
can
you
go
back
to
one?
Oh
yeah,
you
got
to
fuck
it.
I'm
not
playing
games
with
you.
Speaker 3
Yeah,
I
did
too.
I
was
like,
I
can't
really
tell
and
I
tell
them
if
I
can't
tell.
One
or
two?
One
or
two.
I'm
like,
and
the
way
it
makes
a
noise,
but
it's
the
balloon
thing.
Yeah.
I'm
like,
why
are
we
still
looking
at
the
balloon?
Like,
when
we
look
at
something
else,
like
what
is
it
with
the
balloon
and
I'm
like,
I
love
pushing
the
button
when
you
see
like,
they're
like,
you're
going
to
see
some
squids
of
lines
in
the
periphery
of
your
vision
and
every
time
you
see
it,
you
press
the
button.
Oh
God,
I
hate
that.
And
it's
like
a
little
like
black
dot
over
here.
I'm
like,
I
think
it's
that.
And
then
one
over
here,
I'm
like,
that's
like
hearing
test.
I
start
hearing
beeps
in
my
head.
I'm
like,
I
always
worry
about
that.
Oh,
I
do
have
another
something.
I'm
excited
about
that.
Speaker 2
Oh,
I
have
another.
I
hear
back
knee.
No,
that's
the
fact
that
I
just
like,
have
a
shower
today.
No,
I
did
this
morning.
Oh
yeah,
you're
a
morning.
And
I
usually
do
it
twice
now.
Okay.
I
was
like,
I
can
only
shower
at
night.
I
can't
shower
in
the
morning.
I
do
both
now.
I
come
home
from
work
and
shower
and
I
shower.
But
like,
do
you
get
dirty
at
night?
Well,
I
guess.
Well,
that's
Michael.
I'm
not
actually
a
fan.
Okay.
So
you
know
how
I
want
to
know
a
little
kick
about
telepathy.
By
the
way,
someone
just
sent
me
a
thing
about
telepathy
and
I
pretended
I
was
doing
telepathy
to
them.
Right.
It
happened.
And
he
liked
the
video
and
he
just
had
it
literally
happening
all
the
time.
When
you
think
of
something
that
happens,
I'm
telling
you,
but
there's
a
new
little
thing
that
I
heard
in
the
show
that
I
was
listening
to
that
I
told
you
guys
about.
And
I've
been
trying
it
and
it
makes
me
feel
like
I'm
trying
when
I'm
high
too.
So
that
might
be
part
of
the
problem.
Right.
I'm
trying
to
talk
to
the
dogs.
No,
no,
no,
this
is
real.
No,
it's
real.
It
freaked
me
the
fuck
out.
Let
me
just
say
something.
I'm
at
the
back
door,
Pam's
shitting.
I
have
the
door
shut
and
I'm
looking
at
Junin.
In
my
head,
I'm
going,
like,
can
you
hear
me?
Like
Jun,
can
you
hear
me?
Sit
down.
Can
you
hear
me?
Can
you
do
something?
Can
you
hear
me?
I
said
it
a
few
times.
She
all
of
a
sudden
rams
in
with
her
nose
and
then
backs
up
and
I
go,
and
then
in
my
head
I
go,
did
you
hear
me?
Speaker 1
Speaker 3
I
really
feel
like
she
can
feel
or
know
you.
He's
not
talking.
I
think
we're
about
to
find
out
that
we
all
have
the
power
that
we
have
no
fucking
clue.
I
think
we
do.
I've
done
that
with
Penny.
Crazy.
There's
been
times
where
she
just
lets
me
do
things
that
like,
you
know,
she's
not
like,
she
would
never
let
me
do
normally.
Like
we'll
be
laying
and
I'm
just
holding
her
and
rolling
and
like,
she
just
loves
it.
And
I'm
like,
why
is
she
getting
that?
I'm
like,
she's
loving
it.
Or
she
could
hear
and
hear
it.
Like
I
love
you
so
much.
When
I
tell
her
I
love
you
so
much.
I
like
keep
saying
that
in
my
head.
Like
I
wonder
if
in
my
head
right
now
I
said,
like
Jun
come
up
here.
Speaker 2
If
she
would,
I
mean,
like
that's
the
thing.
I
probably
would.
They
know.
It's
like
a
sense,
but
not
just
with,
but
I
think
we
had
this
and
we
were,
we
forgot
about
it.
We
don't
know
how
to
use
it
because
you've
heard
little
kids
be
like,
Uncle
Ronnie
was
here.
They're
like,
what?
Like
that's
the
other
thing.
Right.
Like
people
can
talk
to,
it's
like
a
whole
other,
they
go
to
the
Berg,
Iceberg
or
what
is
that
place
called?
The
Hill,
the
Hill.
We
got
to
go
to
the
Hill.
I
got
to
go
to
the
Hill.
I'm
telling
you,
it's
going
to
come
out
and
you're
going
to
be
like,
wow,
you
were
right.
I'm
like,
yeah.
Bitch,
I'll
be
on
the
Hill.
We're
on
the
Hill.
I
think
we
are
sometime.
No,
we
are
obviously.
Speaker 1
Actually,
I
have
that
all.
We
go
to
the
Hill.
Listen
bitch,
I'm
on
the
Hill.
Let's
just
say
I
go
to
the
Hill.
Every
time
I'm
flying
a
fake
airplane,
I'm
on
the
Hill.
Oh,
man.
I'm
like,
I'm
in
a
whole
different
world.
That's
the
Hill.
The
Hill
is
somewhere
you
go
that's
not
real
life,
which
is
basically
where
I'm
going
all
the
time
now
because
of
what's
happening
in
our
real
world.
You
could
just
read
a
book.
Speaker 2
That
was
also
going
to
the
Hill.
You're
on
the
Hill,
baby.
I
saw
some
recent
stats
this
week
about
Americans
reading
comprehension.
But
it's
not
that.
Speaker 3
I
think
you
can
read
comprehension.
Right,
comprehension.
Yeah,
I
struggle
with
that.
Yeah,
it's
like
20%
of
American
high
school
seniors
can't
read
above
a
fifth
grade
level.
It's
the
comprehension
though.
They
don't
know
how
to
read.
And
this
is
the
problem.
So
it's
like
they
get
a
contract
at
work
or
they
get
something.
They
don't
understand
the
language
even.
Right.
And
they're
signing
shit.
So
they
go
to
the
car
dealer.
No,
not
that.
They
go
to
the
car
dealer,
which
we're
going
to
talk
about.
I
just
sign
everything
and
say
no
to
everything.
Speaker 2
No,
no,
no,
no.
Do
you
want
to,
they
always
try
to
upsell
you
right
there.
Yeah,
tell
me
about
that.
So
they
give
you
a
prize.
I'm
not
going
to
talk
about
this,
honey.
Because
I
need
to
hear
about
Bobby
got
a
new
car
and
it's
sexy.
It's
sexy
and
I'm
paying
the
same
amount
I
was
my
last
car,
which
is
the
goal.
Right,
which
is
like
what?
Yeah.
In
the
same
amount
of
miles
and
everything,
I
lease,
but
that's
a
whole
other
story.
But
I
basically
put
two
dealerships
against
each
other.
What?
I
said,
well,
I'm
just
letting
you
know
right
now,
the
one
guy
was
trying
to
play
hardball.
The
one
that
I
actually
got,
the
one
I
wanted
was
the
green
one,
but
there
was
a
gray
one
that
was
on
sale
and
a
different
dealership.
And
I
was
like,
I
kind
of
liked
that
one
too.
Okay.
So
I
said,
could
you
do
this?
And
he's
like,
yeah.
And
then
I
was
like,
okay,
I
said,
can
you
put
in
writing?
So
he
put
in
writing.
I
snapped
the
picture,
sent
it
to
the
other
guy
and
said,
Hey,
just
want
to
let
you
know.
Well,
I
first
found
online,
I
took
a
picture
of
it
online.
He
goes,
well,
I
need
to
see
an
official
thing
from
the
dealership,
but
you,
you
sent
me
that.
I
can
beat
it.
So
then
I'm
pissed.
I'm
like,
so
you
can
beat
something
if
somebody
else
can
beat
you,
right?
But
you're
not
willing
to
go
that
low
for
me
just
to
get
my
business
to
break,
which
I
get
stupid
and
keep
your
margins
up,
whatever.
But
I
know
the
fucking
game,
bitch.
So
I
got
it
in
writing
from
there.
I
said,
I
said,
so
he
got
it
down
below
500
is
what
I
said
I
wanted.
So
then
I
said
to
him,
I
go,
here's
the
deal.
I
said,
I'm
either
leaving
here
and
going
there
or
I'm
leaving
here
and
going
to
you.
And
I'm
getting
a
car
today.
I
said,
you
can
either
leaving
here
and
going
to
you
from
my
office.
Sorry.
So
it
was
like
in
the
middle
of
the
day.
And
I
said,
I'm
going
to
leave
work.
Speaker 1
Oh,
okay.
Yeah,
you're
going
to
have
a
hammer
or
yeah,
you,
yeah.
Speaker 2
I
said,
I
said
the
number,
what
I
wanted
to
pay
a
month.
I
said
the
amount
of
miles.
And
I
said,
that's
it.
Like,
I'm
not
great.
Let's
just
get
this
done.
So
he
said,
oh,
that's
so
hot.
And
it
actually
worked.
He
was
in
hot
though.
No,
but
he
was,
he
was
not
hot.
He
was
God
damn
it.
Which
is
how
I
probably
sold
it.
I
mean,
like,
yeah,
but
actually
when
you're
the
hot
one,
it
works,
but
I'm
afraid
I'm
going
to
get
a
hot
straight
guy
and
be
like,
well,
oh,
the
guy
that
was
doing
the
deal,
he
was
like
kind
of
country.
Okay.
So
you,
okay.
So
the
dealership,
have
you
ever
been
to
like,
have
you
ever
done
this?
No,
like
terrifying.
I
remember
going
with
my
aunt
when
she
was
buying
her
like
Toyota
Yaris
or
whatever
the
fuck.
So
today
you
can
just
throw
in,
um,
G
chat.
She
is
how
I
did
it.
I
kept
putting
in
their
email.
Like
I
did
everything
I
said.
Oh,
I
said,
I
can
only
communicate
via
like
text
and
or
I'm
really
busy
right
now.
I
can't
really
have
a
conversation,
but
that's
why
I
said,
here's
what
I
need
you
to
do.
Like,
and
they
write
back
and
they
say,
okay,
we
can
do
this.
So
I
put
it
into
chat
to
be
tea
and
said,
what
is
this
exactly
saying?
And
they're
like,
well,
they
can
come
down
on
this.
You
don't
usually
have
to
pay
this.
Oh,
it's
like
guys
work
sometimes.
Oh,
for
sure.
So
I
said,
can
you
draft
me
an
back
that
says
what
I
want?
And
then
so
it
drafted
it
back
and
it
was
like
a
little
too
professional.
I
was
like,
make
it
like
kind
of
calm.
And
so
she
wrote
it
again.
I
see
chat
to
be
she
is
she
for
me.
It
should
be
a
she.
Um,
and
so
I
kept
going
back
and
forth
with
this
and
got
my
deal.
God
damn
it.
And
it's
scary
though,
because
you
go
there
and
you
have
to
sign
all
these
fucking
papers
and
you're
like,
what
am
I
talking
about?
This
is
the
site
of
Ohio.
Just
saying
that
you
can
do
that.
This
is
for
Kia
that
says
that
you
can
just,
you're
going
to
ride
off
your
life.
Speaker 1
And
this
is,
I
know
that.
I'm
like,
what
are
we
signing?
You're
lucky
because
you're
like,
Speaker 2
you
would
just
have
to
trade
in
a
car
or
like
you
would
just
get
a
new
one.
Right.
You
would
give
up
your
car
though.
Like
you
don't
have
to.
No,
I
don't
need
it.
The
lease
was
not
over
yet
for
me
either.
They
had
to
pay
off
my
lease.
That's
the
other
thing
I
thought.
That's
where
the
thing
I
said
you
have
to
pay
off
my
lease.
Okay.
So
I
had
$900
left.
So
they
bought
the
car
from
Hyundai
through
me,
but
I
had
to
sign
off.
If
you
had
just
had
$900
more,
you
would
have
owned
the
car.
Oh,
okay.
What
is
the
lease?
The
lease.
Oh,
cause
like
it
wasn't.
You
pay
for
a
certain
number
of
months
and
have
to
pay
them.
36
months.
Okay.
Speaker 1
You
can't
get
out
of
a
lease.
There's
a
way
you
can,
but
you
get
penalties.
Like
if
I
say
like,
I'm
like,
I
can't
do
this.
You
can
get
out,
but
yeah.
But
your
culture
credit
report
probably.
So
what
do
you
got
to
do
those
when
you're
going
to
a
dealership?
You
just
got
to
be
confident
and
you
can
walk
away,
but
they're
going
to
go
to
your,
they,
so
that's,
here's
the
other
thing.
So
I
have
the
new
car
and
the
other
guy
texts
me
and
says,
I
don't
lose
the
price.
So
let
me
know.
Speaker 2
And
I'm
like,
I
could
have
gotten
even
fucking
lower
probably.
I
could
have
gotten
down.
I
mean,
it's
crazy.
Oh
fuck
that.
Maybe
nervous.
I
was
like,
you
could
have.
Don't
let
them
go
back
to
him
and
been
like,
cause
all
of
a
sudden
they're
like,
okay,
this
is
for
the
key
of
rebate
that
you're
going
to
get.
And
it
was
like,
it
was
like
$2,000.
And
I'm
like,
but
I
had
to
sign
it
to
them
so
that
they
got
it.
That
was
part
of
the
deal
to
get
me.
So
it's
like,
they
gave
me
money
through
something
they
found
online.
Like
they
have
like
a
little
thing.
Speaker 1
That's
why
they
were
like,
we'll
pay
off
your
lease.
We've
got
a
problem
with
the
rebate.
You
know,
like,
oh,
there's
a
program
for
that.
Yep.
I
mean,
it
probably
cost
these
people
probably
cost
$10,000
to
make
these
fucking
cars
and
they're
selling
them
for
triple.
So
listen,
bitch.
No,
yeah,
literally
or
less.
Yeah.
So
yeah.
Anyway,
the
car
buying
experience
is
definitely
one
that
I've
never
had
to
do
it.
I
know.
I'm
just
so
I'm
dreading
it.
I
don't
want
to
do
it.
I
don't
want
to
do
it.
I'm
going
to
be
a
car
monoperson.
I
feel
where
I'm
just
on
an
app.
No,
that's
why
I
did.
Oh,
and
then
you
talk
to
them.
So
that's
kind
of
why
I
turned
it
into
was
like,
I
don't
want,
I
said,
yeah,
I
don't
want
to
go
into
dealership
and
sit.
Speaker 3
I'm
not
going
to
go
in
there
yet.
I'm
not
going
to
talk
to
their
manager
walk
over.
I'm
like,
I'm
not
doing
manager.
And
he
said,
yeah,
that's
a
tie.
I
remember
that
like
a
note
so
we
can
lower
it
down
to
here.
Well,
we
can
only
do
that.
And
that's
our
final
and
they
kind
of
like
pressure
you
like
we're
doing
all
we
can
right
now.
Like
this
is
crazy
that
we're
doing
this.
I'm
like,
okay.
When
you
do
it
on
an
email,
you
can
wait
to
the
response.
You
can
get
making
me
even
more
and
it
was
the
end
of
the
month.
So
that's
the
other
thing
I
said.
That's
what
chat.
Gbt
told
me
to
do.
They
said,
well,
you
make
a
comment
about
saying
like,
hey,
just,
you
know,
you
want
to
move
cars
out
or
something
like
that.
Like
people
at
the
end
of
the
month,
they
were
trying
to
make
their
budget
and
their
quota.
Hello.
Speaker 2
Okay.
What
happened?
Use
panic.
I
just
have
to
three
bunnies
and
we
just
got
to
the
top
of
the
hill
on
the
hill,
the
top
of
the
hill.
Okay.
I
mean,
what
else
you
got?
I
have
some
other
things.
Yeah,
let's
just
bring
some
up.
Okay.
Bring
something
up.
Bring
something
up.
Okay.
This
was
a
memoir
title
that
you
had
for
yourself.
I
don't
know
if
you
remember
this.
Oh
my
God.
No.
I
used
to
be
fatter.
When
I
say
that,
you
were
like,
I
mean,
I'm
still
fucking
fat.
But
I
was
like,
I
used
to
be,
you
used
to
be
fatter.
You're
like,
I
used
to
be
fatter.
That
would
be
a
really
good
one.
We
decided
that
was
like
your
memoir
title.
Or
I
could
make
a
book
that's
like
about
weight
loss.
Like
I
used
to
be
fatter
and
then
I
was
really
snarky
and
like,
that's
like
the
one
that
I'm
glad
my
mom
died,
that
book.
Yeah,
that's
exactly
right.
Like
that.
No,
I
have
to.
It's
actually
really
good.
No,
I'm
sure
it
is.
Yeah.
It's
psychotic.
Do
you
know
who
the
girl
is
even?
Okay.
I
remember
the
title
because
I
was
like,
wow.
I
Carly.
Do
you
remember
that
show?
Oh
yeah.
The
blonde
girl.
Okay.
She
was
like
kind
of
snarky
and
always
had
kind
of
like
a
shit.
Like
it's
really
interesting.
Shit
to
say.
Like
she
was
snarky
and
like
a
little
kind
of
brat
kind
of
like
a
little
brat.
I'm
bombin'
that.
Here's
something.
You
know,
it's
really
weird.
What?
I
just
have
to
read
them
because
I
can't
remember
all
of
them.
What
are
you
looking
at?
I
was
just
going
to
look
and
just
make
sure
I,
because
I
was
talking
about
telepathy,
high
fox,
ugly
guys
with
dicks.
Ugly
guys
with
dicks.
App
for
dating
that
open
gay
bed
and
breakfast.
I
can
have
all
kinds.
Any
versus
Audi
belly.
Like
these
are
some
notes
from
the
past.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
I
like
that.
I
like
that.
I
feel
like
that's
cute.
To
remember.
It's
a
good
time.
Speaker 2
I'm
not
the
lead
if
I'm
like
my
fucking
all
the
already
can
see
it.
They
can
all.
They
can
see
it.
You
don't
even
see
these
faggots.
So
one
quick
complaint.
Yeah.
I
went
to
Panera
randomly
because
I
was
like,
I
just
need
that,
that
Mediterranean
veggie
sandwich
with
like
all
the
crunchies
and
like
yummy.
It
was
$20
with
a
drink.
Speaker 1
$21.
$20
in
change.
I
know.
And
I
got,
here's
what
I
got.
I
got
half
of
the
veggie
sandwich
and
a
soup,
half
of
a
salad,
a
small,
I
mean,
the
salad
was
so
small.
I
was
like,
that
Asian
Sesame
one
without
chicken
because
I
don't
eat
meat.
So
no
chicken
and
a
small
drink.
$21.
I
agree.
I'm
in
Panera.
I
was
like,
I
used
to
get
a
U
pick
two
for
$5.99.
Right.
We
would
go
after
high
school.
$5.99
for
a
U
pick
two
with
chicken
with
everything
you
wanted.
And
it
was
so
much
food.
Like
it
was
a
huge
amount.
I
mean,
it's
kind
of
crazy.
It's
like
when
Chipotle
first
opened,
how
big,
how
much
food
you
got?
Burritos
used
to
be
like,
I
mean,
there
was
a
challenge
and
there
was
a
guy
in
my
high
school
class
who
he
ate
five
during
lunch.
Five
of
them.
There
was
a
day
where
you
bought
one,
got
one
free
when
Chipotle
first
opened.
They
used
to
have
that.
Yeah.
I'm
sorry,
but
everything's
getting
bought
out.
No,
man.
Another
complaint,
Brassica
now
is
too
by
the
same
people.
Stop.
So
Brassica
will
probably
go
to
shit.
Speaker 2
Yeah,
it's
really
annoying.
That's
a
lot
you
can
take
over.
They're
all
getting
bought
out.
Well,
that's
what
happens
corporate
America.
Speaker 3
And
then
you
kind
of
sell
up
because
they
can
afford
you
because
you
need
money.
You
need
money
because
everyone
wants
money.
Yeah,
my
life
will
be
better.
It's
like,
yeah,
but
your
company
is
going
to
be
ruined.
Your
life's
better,
but
look
at
all
the
good
you
did
before.
Right.
It
was
better.
Okay.
Now.
Speaker 2
Oh,
that's
my
sundry.
Oh,
don't
say
it.
I
know.
Okay.
This
is
something
cool.
The
other
night,
I
think
it
texted
you
even,
but
I
went
out
in
the
sky
and
it
was
a
clear
day
out
in
the
sky
and
looked
at
the
sky.
Not
it.
Oh,
I
wish
I'd
gone
in
it.
Speaker 3
I
did
actually.
I
will
tell
you
that.
Well,
I
kind
of
did
mentally
because
we
saw
Mars,
Venus,
Saturn,
Jupiter
and
Neptune
lined
up.
Speaker 2
Not
yet.
It's
like
February
20th.
Are
you
scared
about
that?
Then
you're
all
right
now,
though
you
can
see
them
all,
but
they're
not
lined
up.
They're
like
Mars
was
above
and
like
really
all,
but
two
or
three
were
around
the
moon.
Yeah.
Three
were
right
around
the
moon.
I
mean,
it's
crazy
to
me.
Like
I
was
using
the
star
map
on
my
phone.
I'm
like,
we
can
see
all
these
planets.
Like
what
the
fuck.
So
do
you
use
and
I
thought
about
how
far
away
they
are.
Right.
And
it's
like,
and
then
is
really
kind
of
crazy
how
like
we
can
see
a
galaxy
and
you
can
just
realize
like
that
light
took
literally
years
to
get
here.
Yep.
So
like
we're
seeing
something
from
the
past
when
we
look
up
at
the
light.
Right.
It
could
be
exploded
right
now.
It
could
be.
Yeah.
Like
at
our
time,
like
that
thing's
gone.
We're
just
seeing
the
light
traveling
still.
It's
so
fucked
up
how
small
we
are.
And
imagine
that
like
we're
small.
And
imagine
that
as
our
galaxy
is
the
same
size
as
like
our
moon
is
to
all
of
the
other
galaxy.
Speaker 3
Because
there
are
so
many
other
galaxies.
There's
billions.
16.
I
mean,
it
gets
bigger
and
bigger
and
bigger.
It's
like,
oh
my
God.
There's
galaxies
and
there's
universes
or
what
is
it?
There's
like
a
whole
these
things.
There's
one
universe
apparently,
but
I
think
there's
more.
Speaker 2
Well,
they
don't
really
know.
I
don't
know.
Who
knows?
Well,
who
the
fuck
knows?
Also,
yeah,
like,
oh,
also
let's
go
to
the
hill.
But
how
do
they
know?
Literally,
well,
it's
difficult.
They're
trying.
They're
trying.
I
think
it's
one
of
the
hypothesis
that
like
there
is
more
galaxies.
There
could
be.
Well,
there
probably
are
galaxies
like
ours.
Speaker 3
But
we
can't
really.
Yeah.
There
are
somewhere
they
can
use
the
light
to
try
to
identify
like
what
elements
are
prominent
and
all
that.
We
can
talk
to
people
in
space,
but
we
can't
get
ourselves
to
work
in
our
homes.
It's
weird.
Speaker 2
It's
just
all,
but
I
just
feel
like
it's
really
like
when
you
think
of
all
the
scary
things
happening
in
the
country,
it's
nice
to
look
up
and
be
like,
this
is
so.
And
nothing
matters.
It's
so
pretend.
Yeah.
Like
I'm
looking
at
something
that
might
not
exist
anymore,
but
I
see
it
clearly.
And
that's
like
America.
It
might
not
exist
anymore,
but
I
see
this
place
clearly.
You
know
what
I
mean?
Wow,
honey.
I
think
it's
being
taken
away.
I
think
it's
gone.
I
think
it
is
going
to.
Like
I
really,
Elon
has
control.
I'm
really
scared.
It's
not
even
about,
it's
not
about
Trump
anymore.
Speaker 3
No,
it's
beyond
that.
Like
the
corporate
is
all
the
people
who
already
have
way
too
much
money.
They're
in.
It's
over.
They're
in.
And
slowly
they
can,
I
mean,
look
at,
look
at,
he
took
Twitter.
Yeah.
Look
what
he
did.
Speaker 1
Why
did
he
do
it?
And
now
he
can,
In
order
to
promote
all
the
stuff.
We
have
no
idea.
All
these
young
people
are
on
X
and
it's
like,
why
are
they,
what
are
they
seeing
out
there?
We
know
what
they're
really
need
to
get
rid
of.
Speaker 2
They
need
to
have
donation
limits.
He
donated
290
million.
That's
why
he
won.
Of
course.
Yeah.
So
it's
like
anything
you
need
to
pay
for
done.
Second
highest
was
a
Zionist
like
Adelson's
wife.
It's
so
bad.
I
think
people
have
too
much
money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
it's
really
shitty.
It's
a
really
shitty
time.
And
that's
been
a
great
episode.
Now
let's
go
to
countries.
Wait,
no,
wait,
but
I
was
going
to
say
something
too.
You
know
how
you
were
looking
at
the
stars.
Yes.
Yeah.
So
I
was
like,
that's
why
I
said
I
was
in
the
sky.
We
went
to
the
sky.
This
is
how
the
moment,
like
when
we're
in
Ireland,
probably
I'll
have
a
moment
where
I'm
looking
over
the
cliffs
and
I'll
be,
Oh,
you
will.
You
will.
And
I'll
feel
it.
When
we
looked
over
the
edge
of
the
pool
and
part
of
it,
and
you
feel
it,
yeah,
you
feel
the
moment.
You're
like,
wait,
so
I
don't
matter.
No.
Speaker 1
Like
what
the
fuck
am
I
so
excited?
This
thing
has
been
around
for
thousands
of
years.
Look
how
pretty
this
is.
Yeah.
Like
what
am
I?
Why
am
I
wearing
my
little
animal
hair?
It's
like
a
pretend
thing.
It's
not
real.
There's
no
physical
thing
out
there
that's
like,
hey,
there's
debt.
I'm
going
to
get
a
rest.
All
numbers.
It's
like
a
negative
in
my
fucking
credit
cards
or
whatever.
So
that's
very
possible.
I'm
like,
yeah.
Speaker 2
Yeah.
Well,
hopefully
future
historians
can
see
these
episodes
to
give
a
glimpse
into
the
gay
life
before
it
was
illegal.
We're
talking
to
you
year
3000.
Right.
They're
like,
we
found
this
old
internet
archive.
Somehow
we
accessed
it.
They're
like,
oh
my
God,
there
used
to
be
a
whole
democracy
before
this
whole.
Oh
my
God.
That's
actually
kind
of
a
book
we
should
write.
Of
course
I
was
going
to
do
something.
Yeah.
You
have
too
many
projects.
Chronically
with
a
project.
That's
my
to
them.
Yeah.
It's
like
what?
Another
thing
to
do.
I
will
say
though,
I
have
a
break.
I
have
problems
on
the
podcast.
I
really
don't
do
the
podcast
like
I
used
to.
What?
You
don't?
Why
not?
I
don't
need
to.
No,
I
don't
stress
like
I
used
to.
You
feel
like
you
don't.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
You're
like,
oh
well,
we
can
believe
it.
I
don't
care.
Yeah.
It's
like
a
fight.
I
love
you
guys,
but
I
just
sometimes
life
happens.
Sometimes
you
think
you're
not
a
hot
dad.
Period.
Speaker 2
Period.
Sundries.
Sundries.
Where
do
I
start?
I
have
this
one.
I
need
to
look
at
my.
Okay.
Oh
no.
You're
laughing.
I'm
kind
of
scared.
Okay.
I.
You
know
how
like
things
are
circling
back
in
terms
of
fashion.
Okay.
Sure.
So,
and
I
don't
know
if
your
dad
had
this,
but
I
had
the
most
cringiest
few
years.
My
dad
had
a
cell
phone
clip
on
the
way.
Yep.
I
was
horrified
like,
like
even
growing
up,
I
was
like,
why
are
people
putting
their
fucking
cell
phones
on
a
clip?
Did
he
have
a
next
tell?
Yes,
I
think.
Yeah,
like
I
briefly,
but
not
a
lot.
He
got
Verizon
soon
at
like,
but
I
just
like
don't,
I
think
they're
coming
back
and
I
want
to
call
it
now.
Cell
phone
clips
are
coming
back
because
people
are
already
glaring
up
their
phone
cases.
They're
like
having
dangly
things
from
them.
They're
in
the
shapes
of
weird
things.
Like,
I
mean,
people
are
already
doing
that.
The
clips
are
coming
back
and
they're
going
to
be
like
custom
clips
and
like
super
designer
and
it's
going
to
spin
and
you
can
do
things
with
it.
So
should
we
do
it?
So
Bob,
should
we
get
into
it
right
now?
I
think
we
need
to
start
making
some
cell
phone
clips
for
the
way.
Well,
clip.
Absolutely.
At
the
door.
Hello?
To
the
dogs.
June
came
up
here.
You
told
them
they're
up
here.
They
just
ran.
That's
Michael.
They're
going
down
the
stairs.
June
was
up
here.
June
came
up.
June
came
up.
You
were
doing
telepathy
at
the
hill.
Up
the
hill,
I
was
at
the
hill
with
Jim.
Now
what's
your
sundry?
What
was
yours?
I
forgot.
I
just
had
cell
phone
clips
are
coming
back.
Oh,
no.
And
I
said
we
need
to
make
the
not
well
clip.
Good
summary.
Thank
you.
What
would
be
my
sundry?
What
am
I
complaining
about?
It's
more
or
less.
Here
comes
the
depression
again.
Knock,
knock,
knock.
Bobby's
unhappy.
Why
not?
Why
wouldn't
we
be?
I
know
what
it
is.
Here's
my
goddamn
sundry.
Why
are
we
celebrating
the
fact?
Some
people
are
celebrating
that
don't
even
have
jobs.
Why
are
we
celebrating
people
going
back
to
the
office
that
sit
in
front
of
a
computer
all
day
and
don't
do
anything
but
stare
at
a
computer?
Back
to
work.
Back
to
work.
It's
about
time.
Billy,
you
don't
even
have
a
job.
The
people
saying
that
don't
have
jobs.
Speaker 3
They
don't
understand
what
it's
like
to
sit
in
a
chair
and
stare
at
a
screen
with
little
tan
cubicle
walls
around
you.
This
is
not
real
life.
You're
in
a
jail
cell
for
eight
hours
every
day.
You're
in
my
artwork?
It's
all
open.
Oh,
God,
that's
so
bad.
The
people
in
the
gallery,
there's
not
even
a
bear.
They're
all
talking
and
I'm
like,
you
can't
even
hear.
Speaker 2
They're
all
about
control.
I
just
feel
like
it's
really
fucking
bizarre
that
people
are
celebrating
the
fact
that
people
are
having
the
state
workers
have
to
go
back
now.
Speaker 1
Oh,
yeah.
Thank
God
he
got
it
back
to
work.
It's
like
they
were
working
the
whole
time.
Did
anything
stop
functioning?
No,
because
you
don't
have
to
be
in
the
same
building
to
do
most
of
this
work.
Did
we
log
up
the
streets
now?
The
traffic
is
oh,
it's
going
to
be
bad.
My
friend
Jimmy
has
to
go
back
to
work
too
at
Nation...
Wait,
Chase,
he
works
at
Nationwide.
Which
giant
bank
thing?
I
know.
It's
really...
Speaker 2
Speaker 1
All
the
corporate
are
giving
in.
Wow,
they
were
at
Pride
last
year,
but
now
they
can't
do
DEI.
Because
Elon's
been
going
in.
We're
not
going
to
fund
you
this.
It's
all
so
scary.
No
tax
breaks
anymore.
Speaker 2
You
should
see
my
write-offs
right
now
for
my
taxes
for
this
company
that
I
have.
I
made
$1,300
last
year
though,
but
I'm
expensing
$15,000.
Every
fucking
meal,
every
time
we
went
to
the
goddamn
bar.
Yes!
Fuck
the
country.
Oh
my
God,
that's
so
cool.
That's
real.
That's
real.
That's
why
we
go
on
these
trips
is
for
the
podcast.
Speaker 1
It's
not
like
you're
making
the
write-off.
It's
a
podcast
trip.
We're
vlogging
the
whole
time.
Every
where
I
go,
I'm
like,
yeah.
It
also
incorporates
the
drone,
the
photos
that
I
can
sell
on
Etsy.
I've
sold
some.
So
I'm
writing
it
off,
bitch.
I'm
going
on
a
trip.
I
love
that.
So
I'm
writing
off
meals
for
50%.
That's
your
sundries.
Write-offs.
Taxes
in
general.
Write-offs.
It's
like,
what
are
we
doing?
What
are
we
doing?
Why
don't
they
just
tell
us?
And
by
the
way,
Elon's
getting
rid
of
the
free
filing
service
with
the
IRS.
Because
I
think
last
year
was
the
first
year
you
could
file
right
directly
with
the
IRS.
Not
through
TurboTax
or
whatever
the
fuck.
Speaker 2
I
mean,
do
you
know
why?
Because
now
you
have
to
pay
for
those
other...
You
have
to
pay
now
to
file
your
taxes.
You
want
to
know
why?
You've
got
to
pay.
Why
do
we
have
to
pay
to
do
something
that
we
don't
want
to
do
anyways?
We
have
to
tell
the
electric
vehicle
and
the
rocket.
Oh.
It's
going
to
be
like...
These
fucking
rockets.
What
are
they
for?
Nothing.
Honey,
we
have
a
guy
that
literally
plays
with
explosives
and
makes
cars
that
sometimes
run
and
sometimes
blow
up
in
the
White
House
right
now.
Like
20-year-old.
The
space
shuttles
blow
up.
The
cars
blow
up.
He
has
a
bunch
of
teenagers
looking
at
the
government.
Speaker 3
I
think
he's
22
years
old.
Why?
What's
that
for?
Do
you
think
it's
really
to
help
you?
Honestly.
Do
you
think
it's
to
help
you?
Trump.
Where
are
you
at?
No,
Trump's
dead.
I
think
Trump
is
like...
Girl,
where
are
you?
Yeah,
Trump's
another
Biden.
But
at
least
the
people...
Biden
executive
orders
that
are
immediately
overturned
are
reversed.
They're
like,
okay,
we're
not
going
to
do
the
funding
thing
and
then
these
tariffs
immediately
were
like,
here's
the
tariffs.
Oh,
never
mind.
They're
on
pause
now.
Because
they're
working
with
them.
He
said
they
were
so
important.
They
were
going
to
be
life-changing.
They
were
going
to
save
us.
We
have
to
do
these
tariffs
in
order
to
fund
this.
And
then
you
reverse
them.
We
were
like,
oh,
we're
going
to
pause
it.
Never
mind.
We
don't
need
them
for
this
month.
On
top
of...
How
important
are
they?
On
top
of
that,
he
made
a
comment.
Speaker 2
He
goes,
whoever
did
this
deal
was
terrible.
It
was
you,
Boo.
Speaker 1
It
was
you.
Boo,
Boo.
It
was
you.
Your
first
90
days
as
a
president,
you
made
a
deal
with
Mexico
and
Canada
about
trading.
And
then
you
made
fun
of
your
own
goddamn
deal.
That's
how
good
you
are.
And
then
it's
booked.
The
art
of
the
deal.
Speaker 2
Well,
that's
not
good.
I
mean,
there's
a
reason
he's
bankrupt
all
these
companies.
There's
a
reason
why
he's...
And
that's...
He
is
a
fraud.
He's
a
fake.
He
doesn't
have
any
skills.
And
that's
my
final
comment
of
the
night,
as
I
was
going
to
say.
The
final
comment
before
we
do
our
little
wrap-ups
with
our
numbers
and
shit
is,
I'm
realizing...
And
I
am
not
doing
this
to
anybody,
but
in
order
to
get
ahead,
you
have
to
kind
of
fuck
people
over.
You
do.
No,
yeah.
Look
at
everybody
in
power,
look
at
everybody
who
has
money.
They
all
are
fucking
fake
cheating
bitches.
Yeah,
they
all
hurt
someone.
So
it's
like,
what's
better
for
me
to
be
persecuted
and
be
a
good
person
or
just
go
join
them?
Right.
Definitely
to
remain
like
this.
Yeah,
I
know.
It's
way
better
for
me.
Yeah,
you
wouldn't...
Speaker 3
I
don't
know
yet.
Because
being
rich
doesn't
mean
anything.
Do
they
seem
happy
to
you?
No.
You
know
what
I
mean?
It's
like,
these
people
are
not
happy.
They're
not
well.
They're
not
well.
Speaker 2
That's
why
they're
like
paying
billions
of
dollars
to
scientists
to
see
how
they
can
extend
their
lives.
They're
like,
oh,
if
you
just
take
this
pill
or
this
peptide,
you
can
extend
your
life
like,
you're
not
even
living
now.
Why
do
you
want
to
live
longer?
Like,
it
doesn't
matter.
You're
an
idiot.
Right.
You're
destroying
the
planet
so
you
can
be
a
400
billionaire.
400,
like,
400
billion?
Speaker 1
You're
still
going
to
die.
What's
the
difference
between
1
billion
and
400
billion?
Well,
that's
the
denial
of
death.
What's
the
fucking
difference?
The
denial
of
death.
Right.
These
people
are
pathetic.
Like,
they're
really
sad
people.
We
should
pity
them,
but
there's
such
assholes
we
don't.
We
should
pity
them
and
we
should
be
like,
by
the
way,
we're
not
going
to
work
today.
And
you
don't
want
to
know
why?
Because
then
you
can't
afford
to
do
what
you're
doing.
We
have
the
controls.
Yeah.
We
just
can't
figure
it
out.
That's
the
problem
is
we
have
the
numbers,
but
people
don't
realize
it
because
they
keep
you
distracted
with
executive
orders
and
the
Super
Bowl
and
Beyonce
winning
at
the
Grammys.
And
all
these
little
fun
distractions
like,
oh
my
God,
all
the
Oscars
are
coming
up.
Blah,
blah,
blah.
And
my
dude
gives
a
fuck.
Yeah.
And
who
cares
in
my
favorite...
Look,
what's
happening
in
the
country?
What's
happening?
Speaker 3
Tranny,
tranny,
tranny.
I
don't
really
care.
You
want
penises
in
women's
bathrooms
and
I'm
not
going
to
have
it.
Okay.
Speaker 2
Girl,
I
hope
we
find
out
you
have
a
penis.
Honestly.
So
anyway,
that's
our
life.
That's
a
good
sundry.
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6147215336.
I
haven't
even
checked.
So
there
could
be
16
voicemails.
Speaker 1
We
need
to
check.
We
need
to
check.
We're
going
to
have
a
little
bumpy
road
here
coming
up.
I
think
we'll
have
one
more
maybe,
but
then
we're
going
to
have
to
skip
a
week.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
Wait,
wait,
wait.
What's
today?
Today
is
Wednesday.
So
we
have...
I'm
on
Saturday,
Sunday.
Right.
So
we
can
do
that.
I
can
do
a
Saturday
or
Sunday.
Okay.
So
we
can...
We'll
do
one
more
recording
before...
Perfect.
Then
you
go
to
Spain.
Then
we're
going
to
miss
Tuesday.
Banya!
I'm
not!
How
long
are
you
going?
That's
not
that
long.
It's
13
days,
I
think.
Wait,
so
it's
like...
I'm
not
actually
a
fan.
Or
no,
it's
only
12
days.
We
leave
Thursday,
get
back
Tuesday
night.
So
Thursday
to
a
Tuesday.
Thursday
to
a
Tuesday.
To
a
Tuesday.
Oh,
so
you're
going
to
miss
two
weekends.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah,
so
we're
going
to
have...
Yeah.
And
I'd
say...
And
the
first
one
is
Barcelona.
And
the
next
one
is
Madrid.
Madrid.
Madrid.
That's
going
to
be
so
fun.
I'm
really
happy
for
you.
Yeah.
I'll
be
in
New
York
City
with
Michael.
That's
going
to
be...
Well,
I
don't
know.
We'll
see.
I
was
about
to
say
it'll
be
fun.
It
will.
Of
course
it
will.
It's
always
fun
there.
It's
New
York.
If
you're
not
having
fun
in
New
York,
it's
because
you're
poor.
Or
boring.
Or
just
bad.
Speaker 1
Yeah,
honestly.
That's
why
I
meant
boring.
Because
everything's
expensive.
I
mean,
look
at
everybody
there.
They're
all
poor.
That's
the
best
part.
Speaker 3
That's
why
I
kind
of
like
it.
That's
why
people
are
the
best.
Yeah.
But
better
than
the
community.
It
is
way
better.
It's
like,
oh,
we
can...
Yeah,
you
live
in
a
matchbox,
but
like,
it
is
fine.
Yeah.
But
we
all
do.
I
want
to
live
in
a
matchbox
20.
Speaker 2
And
that's
been
another
episode
of
Not
Well.
Good
night.
Good
night.
Have
a
good
evening.
Wow.
Wow.
Did
I
just
say
anything
bad
that...
No,
nothing
needs
edited.
I
really
don't
feel
like
it
does
only
the
middle
part.
It's
like
when
you
left...
Yeah.
I'm
sorry.
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