He grabbed my dick to help me pee, and I’m supposed to thank him?

This episode was a whirlwind of chaotic energy fueled by cold brew, deep thoughts on dicks, and unsolicited introspection. Bobby and Jim discuss everything from waking up at ungodly hours, Botox touch-ups, and the undeniable power of bulge bands. There’s talk of mysterious Irishmen, deep-seated bisexuality panic, and how Gen Z is dismantling the big dick industrial complex. The boys take a detour into a philosophical breakdown of averages (which nearly breaks Bobby’s brain), get deep into Trump voters realizing they’ve been conned, and unpack why someone always has a bottle of lube at the ready.

Somewhere along the way, Jim relives his DC trauma of watching Beaches next to a grieving classmate, Bobby gets manhandled in a Chicago bar bathroom, and they both theorize that being blind might make sex infinitely better. Also, a local takedown segment hilariously roasts a couple with too much sniffies exposure, and they contemplate why straight frat guys invented butt chugging. It all ends with Bobby questioning if he should go into politics and a serious, yet unserious, conversation about how tech bros like Elon Musk are destroying the world.

Most Inappropriate Moments

1. The boy pussy moan during straight sex.
2. A man being “helped” to pee by an overly supportive stranger.
3. A deep discussion about how straight frat boys invented butt chugging.
4. The full forensic analysis of dried cum stains on various clothing items.
5. Monkeypox paranoia spiraling into full-body checks.
6. A local couple exposed for their public sniffies profiles.
7. The realization that half of men have a dick under 5.5 inches.
8. A therapy session gaslighting a man into believing he isn’t sick.
9. Someone carrying pre-lubed pockets “just in case.”
10. The math breakdown of how dick size averages really work.
11. Frat boys nervously explaining why butt chugging isn’t gay.
12. A man getting Botox while wearing a suspiciously stained hoodie.
13. Straight men admitting they’ve thought about the other side.
14. Airport passengers losing their minds over flight delays.
15. A guy jerking off in a car with emergency lube on standby.