Wait, You Don't Trim an Abandoned Lawn?

This week on Not Well, Bobby and Jim spiral beautifully through a night out that started with cheap margaritas and ended somewhere between gay bar chaos, moon conspiracies, death talk, body shame trauma, and the collapse of modern society.

We cover:

•  A wild night at Lupitas and Columbus bars 
•  Meeting a hot casket salesman 
•  Why American car culture is broken 
•  Weird truths about body odor and shame 
•  Going around the moon… again? 
•  Trump, distractions, and the state of the world 
•  Kink culture, sensory deprivation, and Claw weekend 
•  Why gay men drinking wine at dive bars feels suspicious 
•  Friendship, loneliness, attention-seeking, and social media weirdness 
•  The usual emotionally unstable nonsense 

If you like sharp humor, gay chaos, conspiracy tangents, social commentary, and two friends saying what everyone else is thinking… welcome home.

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