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Unexpected Adventures: Edibles, Smoking, and the Bizarre World of Cat Poop Coffee
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*Lost Episode Season *
Ever wondered what happens when edibles turn into unexpected adventures? From hilarious tales of temporary paralysis to debates on feeling superhuman, we share firsthand stories that reveal the unpredictable nature of edibles. We even ponder the societal impact of marijuana legalization and its role in acknowledging or potentially increasing drug use. As conversations unfold, comparisons between the dangers of alcohol and marijuana emerge, along with surprising insights into states taking bold steps in legalizing more potent substances.
Cigarettes, cigars, and blunts—each carries its own social perception. We chat about the unattractive aspects of cigarette smoking, sharing experiences of navigating public spaces and social settings as a smoker. The conversation then meanders into addiction, examining how tobacco and even the act of smoking can transform routines into lasting habits. Curious insights are shared on how substances like alcohol or weed can influence intimacy, with personal perspectives adding a layer of relatability and intrigue to the discussion.
Our journey takes an unexpected turn as we delve into the luxurious yet bizarre world of cat poop coffee, prompting laughter and skepticism in equal measure. As we question the curious origins of Kopi Luwak and share stories of celebrity cannabis lines, an unexpected discussion on dolphins and their peculiar interactions with humans arises. Myths, legal quandaries, and anecdotes intertwine, offering a blend of humor and incredulity that promises to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure. Join us for this eclectic episode where no topic is off-limits and every story has a twist.
Discussion on Legalizing Marijuana and Edibles
Speaker 1I mean , you guys ain't got to get quiet now .
Speaker 2This recording I thought you were going to play the intro .
Speaker 1I don't need no damn intro .
Speaker 2So you changing up shit .
Speaker 1No , I mean we're just talking shooting the shit .
Speaker 3You're just freestyling .
Speaker 1Yeah , just freestyling . I always get to put in some music later on .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1I mean , that's what happens when you do post-editing .
Speaker 2What's in that big ass jug you got over there water .
Speaker 1Oh , what's in your big ass jug ?
Speaker 2I ain't got no , big ass jug , I got little jokes exactly exactly we were talking about edibles .
Speaker 1What , what is that one ? What are your experiences with edibles ?
Speaker 2I feel like you have to be a weed smoker on a daily basis , like multiple times in order to handle the gummies and like the cookies and brownies and all that you know that that shit is so dangerous , though you never know how much to take I think it just creeps up on you .
Speaker 3Yeah , you don't know how much to take and it is absolutely dangerous .
Speaker 1One of my friends . We went on this trip and my friend was eating a brownie . We ate some brownies and we literally had to rush him to the hospital because he was freaking out . He talked about his heart was coming out of his chest . So it's just , you never know . I mean , I don't even think the person in making it know how much they're putting in it .
Speaker 2They're just like making it up .
Speaker 3Well , it depends . You know now , weed is legal , and so they have the dispensaries . Dispensaries have edibles . They do sell the edibles . You just have to know what to take and what your tolerance is .
Speaker 1Well , I guess at the dispensary it's probably more manageable . They could tell you exactly how much is it , what is it and what this ?
Speaker 3is true , it's definitely more potent .
Speaker 1Oh really .
Speaker 3It's regulated yeah .
Speaker 1Okay , that's nice to know , I guess yes , nice to know . Have you guys had any messed up experiences ?
Speaker 2oh boy well , I , a friend of mine , was saying that the first time she took an edible um , I don't know how much she took or whatever , but she said she felt paralyzed we mean paralyzed like she fell face down on her bed and was trying to change the channel , but like for some reason she couldn't like press the buttons .
Speaker 2Like oh , jesus , too hard for her to do it and she ended up on college softball . So she just had to lay there and watch . I was like oh my god . And then she went downstairs and ate all of her kids eas Easter candy that she had gotten them .
Speaker 3A friend of mine as well went out of the country and had a piece of a gummy and ate the gummy and was like completely paralyzed and so like we had to check on her . And when we checked on her she was like shh , like I'm solving all the world's problems . Right now she's like I'm about to cure cancer .
Speaker 1Oh my god , oh jesus christ , it gives you life . That's not like , that's not like crack , right .
Speaker 3Well , she said all of the like . You can see the equations running in her head .
Speaker 2Oh my goodness it's a movie like a beautiful month yeah , or like um .
Speaker 3What's the movie where they have that drug that you take ? It's on um , you take it and it gives you like superhuman powers oh , um , and what was it called ? It just came out recently well , they had a show about it . I think the show was numbers okay oh , I've , okay , I've , but there was , it was a movie , it was an actual movie I've seen it like completely depletes you after you come off of your high , but when you're on the high you are completely superhuman right , it wasn't the one with the guy he had .
Speaker 1He could turn off like fire or something like that . I don't remember . Yeah , he had . It was a guy with a fire . If we're talking about the same show , the guy took the pill . He could be on fire . One guy was strong .
Speaker 3It did something different for everybody , right yes yeah , okay something different for everybody , but it just . You were like immortal , basically on this pill .
Speaker 1That's what the gummy did for your friend , yeah , well drugs is drugs is a hell of a thing , but but what about ? What do I think about the weed ? Weed being legal Marijuana ?
Speaker 2I just think it's about time , like it's natural . I think so too .
Speaker 1I mean , I know a lot of people say they're against it because they think it's going to cause problems . I thought that day that it became legal I'm just going to be walking everywhere . Everybody's just going to be smoking .
Speaker 2What kind ?
Speaker 1of problems . You know people say oh , you know , know , we just promote and drug use . And then you got , you got to worry about the children , um , smoking weed now , and you know there's a lot of a lot of things that they think is going to happen because it's already happening right right .
Speaker 3So it's just regular . So I have my feelings about it because realistically it's all political , it's all about money um , and regulating brings you money , and if you , if it wasn't regulated and it was sold on the street , the politicians had their hand on that as well so you know right , it's all about money and regulations and politics .
Speaker 2Unfortunately , all jokes aside , alcohol is worse to eat right , like how many people you know , smoke a blunt and get in the car and go kill somebody not many not many no , or they're not right advised you know and that's it . It wasn't , you know , legal until recently . But like alcohol is legal , right does more harm and when ?
Speaker 3when they legalize marijuana here , wasn't it uh ?
Speaker 1some country like in the mid , some uh state in the midwest also legalized , like methamphetamine and what yeah , oh we gotta research that I don't know one of those states , so so what's the rationale behind it ?
Speaker 3probably the same thing . You're gonna buy meth anyway , might as well give me , that's fucked up .
Speaker 2I mean that's fucked up .
Speaker 1When did we thought like that ? When did they thought like okay , you know what , let's just make money off all these , all these drug addict Eventually .
Speaker 3That's where we will go , correct .
Speaker 1Yeah , I mean cause . I mean if you , if you think I'm just trying to complain , devil's advocate , if you think about all the money that we put into um , um , the substance abuse and treatment money , you , we're gonna , we're gonna tax it . So now you want to continue to use , you're gonna get taxed and we're gonna make money off of it .
Speaker 3Well , we do with the opiates yeah , and I hate to be a conspiracy theorist . I'm , I'm not , I don't I don't label myself a conspiracy theorist , but if you really think about it , you know opiates were regulated and then they took them away from people and you have this big heroin epidemic and fentanyl epidemic and then now , like things will slowly legalize and then the money will come in otherwise . So I I do believe you know that they're . It's all related yeah , it is .
Speaker 1I don't think just because they make it legal it's going to make people go out there and use it . You have the people that's always going to find it right and they're going to find the people that's going to stay away from it and just I don't think it's anything . I just don't see people like , okay , it's legal , now I can go use it . I just don't see that happening . If they were going to use it , they were going to use it right right that's just my opinion .
Speaker 2I mean maybe some cases where a person maybe have better access to it , they might use it because they have access to it maybe if they put , if they put them like on , you know , when you're checking out at the grocery store and and those things right by the um , like it's right before you check out and they have all like the candy and gum or whatever if they put it there maybe like the energy shots , uh-huh no I know what you're talking about you're talking about that .
Speaker 1I call it the last chance uh , stands exactly .
Speaker 2So you know , that's , you know that's a promotion right , and that's like , yeah , so it's a trick , but I fall for it every time right , you stand in the line I could use this , this chapstick that I have 50 of Right Ooh .
Speaker 1I'm really . You never know those stores that have the long lines and they make you walk up the aisle . When you walk up the aisle with all these little knickknacks that you want to buy , you're like oh yeah , I want some candles for my bathroom .
Speaker 2Right .
Speaker 1You would never buy it if . I would have bought it . Just all right , it's gonna be methamphetamine next , oh my gosh can you imagine walking the line . It's just like all different weeds and coke and all kinds of uppers and downers pick your poison right at the walmart line and then with some nips , with some nips .
Speaker 2So instead of like what , what's the smallest weed bag you could get ?
Speaker 1uh , I don't buy weed on the street , so no , I don't know , I mean back in the day there used to be a tray bag . No , they used to have tray bags like that anymore .
Speaker 3I think they saw them in eighths .
Speaker 2Okay , so quarters so the it would be like wait , they don't sell nickel bags anymore . No , it'll be like a 16th . That'll be the nip .
Speaker 1Wait so why don't we sell nickel bags ?
Speaker 3no more I mean , I don't , I don't know it's not my profession , she's like what I had heard was what I imagine like from what I hear is that people buy them in eighths and quarters those are smaller though right , no , an eighth of an ounce , holy shit .
Speaker 2And a quarter of an ounce a quarter would be more than an eighth right yeah , quarter is more than an eighth I'm not really good at math yes , a quarter is more than an eighth .
Speaker 3Damn , you're good so I why ?
Speaker 1I'm just ? I'm just curious . I know you probably can't answer the question , I'm just curious why our local drug dealer ? Like listen , why ? Why do you guys not do quarter bags anymore ?
Speaker 3nickel bags , nickel bags I think people's consumption has just increased . It's just not cost effective to buy a nickel bag when , if you smoke so much in a day , you might as well buy the big amount and save money ?
Speaker 2okay , so I may have to rethink a discount if you it's like costco yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1So I gotta rethink this now , because I don't know .
Speaker 2back in the day we should come up with it . We should do a Costco for weed .
Speaker 3Like a wholesale . Yeah , weedco , weedco , yes , weedco .
Speaker 1Weedco . So what are we doing ? What are we selling ? Are we selling ?
Speaker 3edibles , everything Oils .
Speaker 1Mm-hmm Butter , we thinking nothing special . I bet you . I bet you , it's already a weco out there . How much want to make a bed as a weco state dispenser . Oh god wait , where's that ? That's on . That's on the route one in um new jersey , right they have them all over the place garden state dispensary , yeah , I saw one in .
Speaker 3There's one in woodbridge right on one and nine right I've seen that there's one down by the shore in eaton town I think okay I've seen that too and I want to own one of those what is the regulation ?
Speaker 1what is the regulation for owning a , a wheat dispensary ?
Speaker 2because I looked into it . I think they closed the applications . I guess they were getting too many really for the state and that was like last year . I know I want to get a really good bakery , just to set up next door to one of these dispensaries .
Speaker 1But it's not like they're walking out on a balcony and smoking .
Speaker 2You never know . I don't think they allow to . Or you could go in high and they were like oh shit , I see , oh .
Speaker 1I see .
Speaker 3Well , once all of the regulations change , you'll be able to smoke indoors .
Speaker 2You can go to a club and smoke weed is what I understand like within the next year really like you , drink a drink oh , I mean yeah , yeah , but they should be able to do it now because , considering um , the only thing that might interfere with .
Speaker 3That is like the smoking laws , like the cigarette smoking , because you can't even smoke inside .
Speaker 2So they may have like a weed section no , you know what ?
Speaker 1I don't think they would do it . You know why ? Because just based off of the smoking part and not me , and I don't , because the real smoke with cigarettes smoking . Why can't we smoke our cigarettes and make us smoke the weed ?
Speaker 3well , cigarettes are grossly yeah now , that's another topic .
Speaker 2Yeah , right sick yo .
Speaker 1That's a badass habit it is cigarettes is bad .
Speaker 2I have to tell you guys something I secretly love the smell of cigarettes that's nasty no , I think it's like from childhood .
Speaker 3Do you like the smell of gasoline too ?
Speaker 2no because I hear that those two smell like people distinctly enjoy those smells well like because my mom smoked probably every day until I was like five and then she quit like cold turkey , okay . So I always enjoy the smell and maybe it's because it's associating , you know .
Speaker 1With your mom Right .
Speaker 2With your mom , but I've always been weird . I'm like , oh my God , ooh , like I love the smell of cigarettes .
Speaker 3Yeah , no , I can't stand it Cigarettes .
Speaker 1I never smoked a cigarette and I still didn't like it .
Speaker 2Okay , it's a weird one of those things . Isn't there a TV ?
Speaker 3show like that Alcohol and cigarettes mixed together .
Speaker 1No no Alcohol , no Cigarettes and coffee breath . Oh yeah , yeah , oh , my God , oh my God , when I smell that , when I smell somebody with some cigarette coffee where I'm like please stop talking , go die . That's why I could . That's why I couldn't date no one with um that smoke
Discussion on Smoking and Addiction
Speaker 1cigarettes . Oh god , all grown up . If they use smoke cigarettes , I couldn't deal with you because you got to kiss them and then taste that tar and all that it's not good all right .
Speaker 2I mean right , that's all true . I mean , I just like the smell , I don't like any of the extra like you know what I mean the taste or anything so can you kiss somebody that smoke ?
Speaker 1no , I wouldn't be able to do that .
Speaker 2Okay , so and I just like , just like when it comes , like when the person's the smoke like I don't want it mixed with your mouth , like I don't let me wait .
Speaker 1What do you want , right ? Oh my god , that's the .
Speaker 2That's the most terrible smell I ever smelled well , maybe because I don't smell it so often . But you know what I mean . It's not so . I don't like live with someone that smokes , or I don't hang out with people that smoke like stuff .
Speaker 3You know it's very random yeah , so maybe , and now you don't really smell it much anymore because you can't smoke , you can't smoke .
Speaker 1You can't smoke nowhere again . You can't do shit anywhere , right ? I feel bad for them too , because they'd be all huddled up in one little area all closed .
Speaker 2Right , I never understood that , like how people it'd be fucking freezing outside and they have to go get their cigarette . What ?
Speaker 1they would be in the middle of a rainstorm trying to yeah , stop the . I'm like what are you doing ? Like they gotta have a fix ? Yeah , ugly habit it is . We're sorry to our cigarette smokers , we're not judging you . Yeah , I'm trying to stop the . I'm like what are you ?
Speaker 3doing , they got to have a fix .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's crazy , it's such an ugly habit , it is we're sorry to our cigarette smokers .
Speaker 3We're not judging you .
Speaker 1No , it's just an ugly habit . Well , kind of Put it down babes , just put it down , put it down .
Speaker 2There's places you can go to for help .
Speaker 1Yeah , oh , do you see the For such women ? I can't stand to see women smoke . It just looks terrible .
Speaker 2Even Black and Miles , they smell good .
Speaker 1They smell good , but they don't . They smell good , but that's it .
Speaker 3I have to be honest , I don't like cigarettes , but I have smoked a cigar or two .
Speaker 1Oh , no , that's fine , that's different .
Speaker 3I've never done that . I do , I feel a little sexy .
Speaker 1Oh , cigars again . Cigars are okay , but you're not really inhaling though .
Speaker 3No , you're not , but they still smell . What are you ?
Speaker 2supposed to do . If you don't inhale Like , will you die ?
Speaker 3It's about the taste .
Speaker 1Right .
Speaker 3So you just kind of like smoke it and then let it out Like you lick it .
Speaker 2Yeah thing , lick it , jesus christ don't you see people like , yeah , because they chew on the tobacco , right . But see , I'm not like tripping , okay , I mean people do that right yeah , yeah , okay , whatever a cigar is it yeah , cigars are good .
Speaker 1I like I could see I could deal with that . I could deal with a cigar woman with red lipstick on and smoking a cigar .
Speaker 2That's I could do with that , that's because it looks like a dick for you guys .
Speaker 1That's why excuse me it don't look like my dick well . I mean , well , touche , right , it's brown . Is your dick brown ? I don't know . That's why I heard your dick was brown and little like a cigar , oh girl bye . And so it's just . I don't know I could say I could do . I could deal with a female smoking a cigar , because that's that's not , that's short term , that's not something that you're gonna see all the time like a habit or anything .
Speaker 1It's just socially yeah , even when a girl smoking a blunt , it's okay because it's not a short term . There's nothing like it's not like a habit .
Speaker 2They have to go outside in the snow and rain right , exactly , exactly , exactly , I have to have this I'll be looking like . Is that serious ? Can you be addicted to weed ?
Speaker 3probably . I think so . You know , I think anything . They say exactly so when you people that blunts , when you smoke them in wrappers , that's tobacco .
Speaker 1Right .
Speaker 3So you do get addicted to the tobacco of the blunt wrappers . Right , but I think most people , at least from what I understand , people that I've spoken with , they're what they're addicted to . Is the habit like that oral fixation . Right , okay , they're addicted to , okay , so I had something to eat , or I'm about to go out and I you know this is a habit as far as that's concerned , right ?
Speaker 1so they're addicted to the habit , not the actual weed .
Speaker 3Yeah , okay but then I know people that are like avid smokers and if a couple of days they are angry elves really .
Speaker 1Yeah , they're kind of like a withdrawal type of angry like they .
Speaker 3Like they need a few days to get used to it .
Speaker 1Oh Jesus , oh yeah , I mean , it's something to think about though .
Speaker 2Okay , All right . He's like should I kick my habit ?
Speaker 1I mean , I don't have that many habits . I'm very like I'm just so happy that .
Speaker 2I don't have an addictive personality . I don't either .
Speaker 1Yeah , me either . Well , sex maybe , I mean , I don't , I don't count that because that's , that's a natural , natural animalistic right , exactly . So how you ever had sex ? High , yes , or drunk yes oh okay , I mean I guess that's everybody . No , I know some people that say they don't , they don't like to do that while they before sex , they don't want to drink they're very silly I know , I know guys , that they say they take it , takes them out .
Speaker 2I'd be afraid that I would fall asleep , really fall asleep , interesting like if you got drunk if I was like high drunk and then was doing it , I might fall asleep because I'm tired or drunk .
Speaker 3No Too drunk , I feel like you kind of feel the sensations different , like you're more in touch with your body .
Speaker 1You're more in touch with your body ? Oh , because it could be . Are you just high ? That's what it is . You're just high . No , this feels great . You think you're a porn star in your head and he was looking at you like why is she just laying there Right Drooling ? Well , damn , that's what's up . You know what ? That might be an episode of Family Guy . I don't know if you guys ever see it . Okay , so what's the father name ? Peter , peter and Lois . What's the father's name ? Peter , peter and Lois , lois . There you go , peter and Lois . For the whole cartoon they had a band . So I guess when they were young they had a band , so they picked up the instruments . They was playing through the whole cartoon . They just showing how they was traveling again and do a band . Then at the end they wasn't doing anything . It was high as hell . It was high as hell . It was high as hell and they were sitting on the stage drooling and thinking , but they didn't mind . Anything is like a concert everybody's looking at , like what they like .
Speaker 3Yeah , I guess I would imagine the kind of high that you have okay all right , wait , I have to say something , though . Okay , I'm listening . Y'all ever notice that people with serious drug addictions , like crack and all of that , right very fertile , very freaking fertile like I think it's .
Speaker 2It's um a fertility medicine ?
Speaker 3I don't really know . They have like kids back to back . They are so fertile .
Debating the COVID Vaccine and Heroin
Speaker 3How are you on heroin and having sex ?
Speaker 2maybe no , or getting pregnant or getting pregnant .
Speaker 1You would think that would mess up the body and you know it's messing up everything except for their , except for the stuff they're reproductive right , it's like you know what it .
Speaker 2To me it's like a study on that , because that might be true yeah , why is that though ?
Speaker 1why ?
Speaker 3but what I'm more so saying not just that , although you have a valid point , but okay , you see , people on heroin are like tapped out to the side maybe it's the sensation when they actually do .
Speaker 1Oh , yeah , that is . I mean , they do get pregnant a lot there has to be something with like using heroin and having sex .
Speaker 2Because of all these motherfuckers got babies . You know .
Speaker 1Back to , back to every nine months yeah and and and dealing with it like it's nothing , like it's crazy . I just wonder if it's just , if it's maybe it's killing all the bad things that's in them and keeping the good stuff , or maybe it's just like keeping the reproductive system going .
Speaker 3Yeah , like some kind of super power that goes directly there super ovaries yeah , it like puts a glow on your ovaries .
Speaker 1It's protected maybe it's like crystallizing everything and making it protected it that is true because they even okay , look at covid . I don't know that is true Because they even okay , look at COVID . I didn't looking all over Facebook . I ain't seen no crackheads die yet of COVID .
Speaker 2No , and you won't If their bodies get handled the crack every day . Covid ain't taking them out .
Speaker 1Okay , this is not funny . I seen a crackhead that I know that I don't want to say crack because you know that's not politically correct . I I've seen a crackhead that I know that I don't want to say crackhead because you know that's not politically correct . I've seen a drug addicted person . Right , don't laugh , because we got to say it's politically correct .
Speaker 2I don't like that .
Speaker 1It's not as fun it's not as fun , but I've seen a person that is addicted to substances that sounds crazy complaining about the vaccination . They was complaining . It was like I don't know what the you know , I don't know what the government trying to put in , but I was like in my head .
Speaker 2I know , I know this person's a drug addict I'm like it's making is making your drugs right , but not even that you .
Speaker 1You shoot yourself up with all this stuff , but you don't and don't know telling what it is , and you scared about a vaccination . Same needle with the same needle , so I don't know . It's a little weird . It's a little weird , but you know how do you guys feel about that vaccine ?
Speaker 2um , I got mine not the j and j one . No , I want not johnson and johnson I'm not with that you float around with have fetuses running through your veins .
Speaker 1So how do you feel about it ?
Speaker 3I'm not . I'm not for it why ?
Speaker 1what are your reasons ?
Speaker 3I typically I don't , like I don't get a flu shot every year . I don't me either . I don't do any of those things , and I think my reason being is that it just hasn't been tested long enough , so we don't know what the long-term consequences are , and I need you know I I just don't feel comfortable getting it I , I definitely agree with you everything you're saying .
Speaker 1I thought about and I was not getting the vaccine . Um , I work in , I work and do work in a hospital . I was working , working with a doctor , um , from what everybody would say , I don't really know him , but they say he's like really good , he's in , like he's an older guy too into medicine and he's like very knowledgeable and he he sat down and he explained it to us . He was like listen , everything , you , all those things you said , he said . He said you know what ? It's just one of those things he said what his biggest fear was which put him over the edge after doing research . He said he feels there's gonna be a time where we're gonna be made to take the vaccine , probably especially and just how things , how things are going .
Speaker 1And he said he did not want to come to a point where you would have to take the johnson and johnson vaccine he said he said it right out of the mouth and you see what's going on with them . He said . He said you never want to jump on to um any kind of vaccination , vaccination , vaccination , or um any kind of medication where it's politically driven . He said johnson , johnson is politically driven .
Speaker 3So let me tell you I talked to my doctor , who I trust and I love he said something opposite shout outs to him because so what he said is that he he said , believe it or not , despite the media talk around johnson , and johnson that is the one that he would lean to if he said what ? What the media is not telling you is that all three of the vaccines have possibilities of getting blood clots , have possibilities of other things . And he told me his best friend is a doctor in california who had the moderna shot oh , that's what I got , right yeah this lady got the moderna shot and they she got blood clots in her arms .
Speaker 3They had to cut her arms off and this is his friend who did . He says I'm not . It's not a story I read like this is , my friend told me my best friend told me this , so he said really the possibility of getting blood clots and other side effects come with all three of the vaccines and he said , to be very honest with you , because the research is not supporting what's going to happen long term .
Speaker 3We don't really know nobody knows he said it seems like johnson , and johnson is the weaker of the three shots . And he said I would rather have the weaker one and have less of the long-term side effects than have the the other two stronger ones make make sense .
Speaker 1That's what he said and I told him I'm not getting it anyway and saying that , yeah , so I mean I don't , I think it's it's definitely a choice . It's a choice that I made because , you know , I'm in the hospital , I'm working around constantly , working around COVID people , and I was just thinking , you know , I mean I think kind of warped , I'm like , ah , I live my life and you know I'd rather test it on myself than worry about my kids later on . I'm not letting my kids take it .
Speaker 3Now that my doctor said he's not giving it to his I'm not giving it to my kids he said really , kids are not dropping dead from this .
Speaker 1They're not , they're not even like once in a blue moon something one kid here , but that's . I was like that's not enough that you know it's like the one in a million right , so I mean that was the other thing he said .
Speaker 3Statistically , you know , then I don't know , 80 million people got the johnson and johnson or totally got vaccinated , and maybe six of them you . You hear the news about these side effects . He was like to me the numbers , you hear all of this stuff to scare you . But he said those numbers don't do anything for me , like it's six people right , it really is .
Speaker 1It really is even the johnson johnson's only like six people with blood clots yeah and that's out of how many that they gave out right , but it's still like . It's still nice to talk about , though , because you know , johnson , johnson can't even get baby baby powder , right .
Speaker 3So they messed it all up . That's what I said . They can't even get baby powder .
Speaker 1Right anyway . So back to the drugs . We . This is what happened . When you get high , you get off topic . Are you high ? No , I'm not high .
Speaker 3No , I'm just saying that's one of the side effects you get . Off topic are you high ? No , I'm not high .
Speaker 1No , I'm just saying that's one of the side effects . You get off topic , you talk about vaccinations and stuff are you trying to say I'm high ? No , I'm not trying to say that . I'm trying to say no you ? You know you are a child of christ . Are you about to sing for us ? Go ahead , amazing Grace .
Speaker 2Necro Hymns . Necro Hymns .
Speaker 1Let's open a dispensary . Okay , why can't we do that ? I don't see why not you , just said they stopped giving applications .
Speaker 2Well , I checked . It was like last year , I don't know . I didn't check again , so we wouldn't be the purpose to stop probably too many applications , so what , like , they had enough to choose from so what so they ?
Speaker 1what they don't ? They just say not approved , not approved , not stopped .
Speaker 2You know , I , wonder if it's going to be like liquor stores , where you could only have certain like within , like feet or something of each other well , that's well , that's , that's local stuff .
Speaker 1Let's like , that's like city .
Speaker 3You know , some cities say you know I think it'll be like liquor stores you just pay for your liquor license , you pay for your weed license and then you open your store when your store , but that weed license is gonna be expensive it really is .
Speaker 1It really is because you're gonna have , because , look , not only you going to have the license , you're going to be able to store it , protect it , all that stuff .
Speaker 3Now , what I'm down to open is not necessarily a store , a dispensary , but a grow house .
Speaker 1Right .
Speaker 3That's where you make your money .
Speaker 2Didn't we talk about you finding land near your house ?
Speaker 1Yeah , because I'm pretty sure they have these little farmlands out here in in pennsylvania . They , uh , they've grown it on the farm absolutely that's a good idea because you distribute . It's like the alcohol it's like a farm distribute to to all of the stores , to the dispensers right , and then you get . You got people that come to you
Exploring Unconventional Coffee
Speaker 1. But listen , I want to put my package on your weed , right , like it . But oh , I want to call it this you see , urkel , urkel got a new weed I did not know the purple urkel .
Speaker 3I did see him take a picture yes , he has a new weed line .
Speaker 1It's called I think it's called the purple urkel , the purple urkel you know , man , my friend's gonna buy that . Yes and I think um martha stewart has a cbd I'm not mad at her yeah , cbd snoop of course got his own line , somebody else just got it line up , we too who did it . I was like .
Speaker 3I was like holy shit , everybody , I feel like I trust snoop's brand the most he's a connoisseur right he's like a reputation what red man , if meth and red man come up together with something ?
Speaker 1they do got one , wait , don't I think meth has one , don't he ?
Speaker 2well , I'm there , let's go , let's go with it we may get a chance to see him in person . I need a backstage , I think I wanted him .
Speaker 1Some one of them has they have . They have one they really have uh did you see time out his um ?
Speaker 2he just turned 51 oh meth he is fine , I've never won where he's fine , like we're fine now than he ever was yes , he is like fine wine belgian chocolate . I stared at the picture for like five good minutes yeah you know he's working out and stuff .
Speaker 3Now whatever he's doing , keep doing it do you believe he um ?
Speaker 1he ? He has sex with wendy williams no she said it .
Speaker 2I mean she don't really like lie on her dick oh wait .
Speaker 1Was that a pun intended ? What ?
Speaker 2were we talking about , oh , his weed line .
Speaker 1Yes , so we will have to . We have to do research .
Speaker 2I'm not interested in his weed do research . I mean , I'm not either , but that's an opportunity for us .
Speaker 3We have tickets .
Speaker 2I'm there .
Speaker 1So I'm gonna do a girl house . A meth is not a vibe , what come on why you gotta be a hater .
Speaker 3You're a hater yo .
Speaker 2I'm trying to think how can we , how can we pull ?
Speaker 1it off negotiate the price yeah , I'm down for negotiations well , somebody like that , you would give it to him for free . You would let him get , because you know he'll attract business oh , that's like .
Speaker 3Have you seen that show on it's two chains show and he um tries different things . I remember he did a show a weed , different kinds of weed . Yo he's , he's really smart he's very smart and he tried this different kind of coffee , this cat poop coffee . Have you heard of that ?
Speaker 1no , is that the one with the animal ?
Speaker 3they use animals , uh droppings yeah , so the cats eat the coffee beans right and then when they poop them out , there's like it .
Speaker 1It makes them taste amazing apparently but it's not a cat , it's not . It's not . It's not a cat , it's some kind of um cat looking thing . It's not a cat , it's not a cat , it's some kind of cat looking thing , it's not a cat .
Speaker 3Something is an animal poop coffee . And people eat that . Yes , they try it . They brew the coffee and it supposedly tastes .
Speaker 1It's regular , it's a normal thing , whatever country they're selling it . But they have it over here too . Now who ?
Speaker 2would buy it . Like I'm confused , grossed out .
Speaker 1No , it really well . They claim it tastes really good I have to try to , you have to , you have to try . So what they do is it's their diet if you guys drink it .
Speaker 2I'm judging and I don't know if I would no , listen , it's their diet .
Speaker 1It's not like they eat and it's not like they eat . And like you know , like they are eating poop , no , listen . So what they do is so look , but think about it . Just think about everything else . You eat cows , you drink a their milk . Yeah , hello , that's that's , that's . I don't drink their poop , though , but it's all natural stuff because it's all . All they eat is grass , so so , so . So , basically , with this particular animal Are you going to ?
Speaker 1drink some . I ? You know I would try , because they say that coffee is supposed to be good . I'm not going to talk to you , I don't need it .
Speaker 2It is say the coffee's supposed to be good . I don't need it . It is very , very and you have to never talk about people with coffee and smoke .
Speaker 1But that's different , though this is animal , I would try it . So it's their diet whatever . They eat the leaves whatever , and then they use their droppings to make the coffee okay , it is cat poop .
Speaker 3It's not a cat , it's cat poop . I'm looking at it and it's it's two chains vice land and he tries different things . He tries different tequilas , he tries different marijuana meals . He tries different things bongs and dabs , like all kinds of shit . Okay literally , but I definitely saw this cat poop one and he said that that coffee was really good so what ? Is it called ?
Speaker 1I feel like maybe if , when people eat , it's right here it's 600 coffee made from cat poop , and it it's what's it called , though .
Speaker 3GQ Viceland .
Speaker 1No , that's the name of the show .
Speaker 3What's the ?
Speaker 1name of the coffee . Oh , I don't know . So that's why I said when I was watching it was an animal that they take the poop . Okay , listen , and it was called something . I guess if people lick from the root or it's not that bad , exactly no , that's not the shit .
Speaker 3That's not the same . That is not the same . That is not the same . Are you talking about a civet ? Maybe because they do have civet is that a cat I don't know , so it's you know what ?
Speaker 1a cat like creature it's a cat like creature . That's what I'm saying it's a civet and you and they , they take the poop and they make coffee
Cat Poop Coffee
Speaker 1out of it . But they said it's like really good and rich I'm sure it is thick too , I really wouldn't want to ingest that .
Speaker 2I'm with you come on , and I'm judging you right now .
Speaker 1I'm not here for that sir , and you at least , try it no I would trust it if you tried it .
Speaker 2I want you to try it and then tell me how you like it right , I feel like you should like try it , but I'm if you say it's good what's 600 ?
Speaker 3they said 600 600 for a cup .
Speaker 1Yeah , for a cup I think , you can afford , it right , I feel I think I can too , but I don't think I would .
Speaker 2I'm gonna do that I feel like you should try it and then tell us how it is . But even if it's good , we're still not gonna try it . Yeah , we'll believe you , because we trust you no no , that's okay , I'm good I'm good , just don't come near us and talk to us don't dare smoke a cigarette . Smoke a cigarette , what does ? Who's talking ? It smells like poop . That shit probably smells like .
Speaker 3Can you imagine it probably smells like breath and cigarette . That cigarette .
Speaker 1Can you imagine if you're smoking a cigarette and drinking that cat poop ?
Speaker 3Oh God .
Speaker 1What's your breath smell like ? Oh my God , I think regular coffee is bad .
Speaker 3Passing out Regular coffee is worse yeah you could be standing across the room and they'd be like holy shit .
Speaker 2Holy shit , your breath smells so bad You'd be like it is shit , it is shit , it is shit , holy shit . So who thought of that ? You had to be high , you had to be hot people . Who fucking thought of covid ?
Speaker 1wait , so think of it so think about it . Somebody sitting around it's like yo , you see that it's in the same village .
Speaker 2We're COVID , starting same area Wuhan Wuhan that's not funny that's not funny , that's not funny , we're not laughing .
Speaker 3You sound like .
Speaker 1Trump . But think about it . Who's just sitting around saying , look that cat just pooped .
Speaker 2Let's just take that and see if we can make a coffee out of it probably somebody who's trying to come up with something different , or maybe they accidentally like what ? If they accidentally were like your cat , pooped and they didn't know , and then they drank the coffee . They're like , though that tastes pretty good I don't know there's
Speaker 3like a layer of poop around this bean and it's visible so wait , you want to see the poop bean so is it . So , so is it a bean with poop around it it's my understanding it is a bean , I'm gonna see if I can find an image for you guys oh Jesus , this is like disgusting . Describe it , describe it on the mic , so describe what it looks like it looks like cranberries cranberries is it red it looks like a group of like I'm saying , yeah , you know what it looks .
Speaker 2Like you ever seen the ? I'm saying I'm sorry , yeah , that's what it looks like you ever seen the payday bar ?
Speaker 1that's all peanuts oh , let me see it , pass it . They pass it , you guys what does it say ?
Speaker 2cat poop coffee . What ? This is not a regular cat , though that's a civet that looks like it is mean . I told you . I told you , it's not a cat .
Speaker 3Let me see it . Cat , cat bat . It's a cat bat .
Speaker 1A civic . It's called a civic Civet .
Speaker 3Civet C-I-V-E-T .
Speaker 1C-I-V-E-T .
Speaker 3Okay , but that's gross .
Speaker 2Let's see what this thing looks like . It does look like a payday bar .
Speaker 1Oh , this is it , Okay this is the one I seen . This is bars the same yeah , it does look .
Speaker 2You know what it looks like ? A cluster of peanuts , yeah .
Speaker 1A payday bar , yeah , and I'm sure it tastes like , not like peanuts . Yeah , this is definitely not a cat , though is that looks like a mean cat , like a cat like it's probably .
Speaker 2Like I feel like that will bite you , like that looks like something that would be mean to you yeah , and it don't look like it would let you take a shit , right maybe that's the the appeal is that it won't . I think it .
Speaker 3This stuff is called copa copa copa luca yeah , something like that I feel like we right . So that's a coffee we're research on the civets I'm okay with that , because I don't think it's called a civic . I think it's called the uh copi I feel like they're mean so they look mean do you feel like , if they're mean animals , they're , they're poop coffee . Maybe because they're mean animals ?
Speaker 2you feel like if they're mean animals , they're poop coffee , maybe because they're mean animals and people know that they won't let them get close because they're mean . That's the appeal to get poop from them . What like ?
Speaker 1because they're exotic .
Speaker 2It's like guano wait , so they're like exotic animals , so maybe that's why I need to do more research .
Speaker 1You gotta be high , you gotta be straight high if you just want to be it's arabica , arabica coffee yeah , okay , then we should just try it . What did I ?
Speaker 3but I think in the united and you get it in bali , which is like okay , then never mind all right , let's go , let's go , we should all go and try .
Speaker 1Let's go try this right now . If I could find something locally , you guys would drink with me I don't trust it here I would have to go to . Well , I'm sure they clean , I'm sure they don't just give it straight out his ass .
Speaker 2And there's you know who knows , we don't have enough research we would .
Speaker 1Okay , we open up the bag and we can smell . We smell straight shit . And then we know , do we know they wash it wait , you know what there's like a knockoff . You know how they have knockoff right maybe some little , some little guy in a corner shit in a bag . He's like this is real , like this is can you , can you manage a counterfeit ? How do you counterfeit that ?
Speaker 3you can't you can counterfeit shit this animal looks like it is in not a cat , but it looks like a possum family . It's gross and I would not have anything that comes from a possum .
Speaker 1Oh hell no .
Speaker 3You ever see them things ? They're disgusting .
Speaker 1Oh my God , they like the worst of the worst of the animals .
Speaker 2Okay , but that's his cousin , Okay , so .
Speaker 1Yeah , that thing is not no cat .
Speaker 2Does that make you change your mind ?
Speaker 1I would try it . I'm willing to try anything once okay I'm willing to try anything , once or twice depending , because you can . You know once you try . If you try it once and it's not good , you're like it wasn't good , you tried the second time and it's still not good , then you could pretty much say that's probably not good I have an answer about their demeanor .
Speaker 3See , so they are nocturnal animals , which is why they look mean , but they are actually very shy they shy poopers .
Speaker 1They're shy poopers and they seldom attack people unless provoked .
Speaker 3Oh that sounds like me so maybe I would like them . Maybe you could poop out some coffee too right now I will not chase your poop coffee .
Speaker 2I'll be like come on , I'm not nocturnal animal and they're often killed out of fear that they're gonna harm humans oh , I feel like , I feel like , I feel like they have haters they do .
Speaker 3They do have haters and they actually do look like a cat with a possum face that's not cute no , it's not I still don't trust them you ? You're not cute animals yeah , you got .
Speaker 2You got to be all kinds of drug drugged out just imagine you go into like someone's house , like you just met right , and they like have people over and they see an animal that looks like that and they're like , oh , would you like a cup of coffee ?
Speaker 1you want some coffee , thank you , I drank my coffee already today I'm like not really thirsty . Could you imagine breathing those things in the backyard just to make your coffee ? Oh my gosh . Well , yeah , you can have a farm like . How do you explain ? That coffee farm yeah , how do you explain that ? You're like what do you do for a living ?
Speaker 2I collect poop and make coffee , exactly like that They'd be like you're like a fucking in a mansion .
Speaker 1They'd be like in that order . Oh my God .
Speaker 3I agree . Who would have thoughts to brew this coffee ?
Speaker 1Right , you have like like that , like who thought of this ? Like who sits around , like who would have thought of that ? Like what are you doing ? Then you were like , okay , I see some shit , this animal , All animal shit , so why pick this one particular animal Like I'm going to make coffee out of ?
Speaker 3it Well considering if it's a country where it has less than a third world country or something like that .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 3Then you know , imagine things come from imagination like you don't really have . So you try , you try things I understand .
Speaker 2I think it was an accident .
Speaker 1No , I understand and I understand the act . I mean , I understand you try things out , so how many animals that they go through before they realize okay , this is the one that's gonna taste good well , they probably saw the poop .
Speaker 3I don't think all animals will eat coffee beans and then poop them out , and they come out like a payday bar oh , okay .
Speaker 1So that's what I'm missing . They , they eat the coffee bean . Yeah , gotcha , okay , okay . So that's why I'm thinking that they just , it's just just taking poop , regular poop .
Speaker 2It just I wonder how you store it , like how you get it from you know how , when you you are on a farm , you get eggs and you do stuff to them like how's the poop transporter ?
Speaker 1like they made poopy bags .
Speaker 2They have bags , poopy bags , but they have to be really like precise , because this is like 600 coffee , this is expensive poop .
Speaker 3So I imagine , like I don't know some celebrity went to bali and they were like , hey , you want to try this coffee . And they were like , oh my god , this is the most amazing coffee , until they found out what it was . And then they were like , hey , you want to try this coffee . And they were like , oh my god , this is the most amazing coffee until they found out what it was and then they're like oh , it's made from this civet poop .
Speaker 1And then now it's exclusive right and they probably jacked up the price because it's like , okay , this is some shit .
Speaker 3Rich people will pay for anything that they feel is worth money rich people , not even rich people , regular ass people pay for snail slime to put on their skin . The who ? Snail slime ? What's that ? It's like what's it supposed to do makes your skin gorgeous really they sell it in brazil , baba de caracol it's called okay , okay , say it slower I'm gonna need you to write that down for me , baba de caracol .
Speaker 1Okay , and they put it there . So it's snail Slime . Ugh . Would you do it ? Would you use it ?
Speaker 2I probably would . No , I would do that . Wait , okay , cause I'm not ingesting it , and that's like .
Speaker 1Also , would you ? Would you rub shit on your face ? It would make your skin look better .
Speaker 2How's it processed ?
Speaker 1I feel , that way about a mud bath .
Speaker 3I would never put that shit on my skin right right so this is disgusting to me no , well , that's wait I love that right wait , you will put snail slime on your face because mud is dirt , yeah right
Speaker 3but I'm sure they ain't going outside in the parking lot and picking up dirt I went to saint lucia and they had the mud , the mud bath place and it is dirt from the dirt bro from right there like right in front of you because saint lucia has as um on a volcano , so it's like the sulfur baths . That's good , that's good for your skin honey I'm allergic to .
Speaker 1He said no , honey no no , no , I will pass you guys . Okay , so let me get this straight you won't drink shit .
Speaker 2Right .
Speaker 1But you'll rub snail sperm on your face .
Speaker 3Not snail sperm .
Speaker 1How do you know what ?
Speaker 3it is Because snails can't come .
Speaker 2It's like . Well , we know that sperm works wonders for your face .
Speaker 1No , we don't know that . So explain why ? No , we don't know that .
Speaker 3That's what I heard the glow up to your skin .
Speaker 1I heard that it makes it glow .
Speaker 3Who figured that one out ? The glow up . I don't believe snails have penises how do you know ?
Speaker 1they're mollusks how do you know ? Did you research that ?
Speaker 3I feel like I learned that in science class that snails don't have penises . I feel like I did . Oh , my God , you passed . I don't think mollusks have penises .
Speaker 1So a snail is a mollusk . A mollusk , it's a mollusk , it's a mollusk shell .
Speaker 3Yeah , you failed .
Speaker 1I'm going to research this .
Speaker 3Snails peni I think mammals have penises , don't they ? We're mammals we're mammals dolphins are mammals . Have you ever been violated by a dolphin ? No , I've actually seen that you can youtube that really dolphin has like jumped on top of a woman and yeah and what you can youtube that a dolphin raped a woman right like assy penetrate , oh my god you never saw oh , I forgot the name of this movie where she's like a single lady she's on vacation , she's probably like some guy and she was on a boat talking to a guy .
Speaker 3So this fucking dolphin comes up and like , jumps on top of her and just starts like humping her and then goes back in the water and she's with this guy in the boat and he was like wow , that seemed kind of intimate . And then the dolphin comes back and like and like does this little jump and like it's penis is out and his backs are in the what's this not real ?
Speaker 1that's a movie , or is it ?
Speaker 2a movie like round two .
Speaker 3It was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen .
Speaker 1What the , what the hell yeah I gotta look , I gotta you know I'm a researcher . I'm trying to get it now .
Speaker 3Dolphin rapes womanes , women , dolphins definitely have penises , and there's , I have to . What is the name of this movie ? I don't know , but I have to show you guys this clip because it's hilarious . I'm looking .
Speaker 1So I'm watching this , I'm watching the video and I see the one humping . Okay , I don't know . All right , okay .
Dolphin Sexual Behavior and Legalization
Speaker 2So there it says can dolphins rape humans ? Yes , and it says so . So what ? Are there confirmed occurrences of dolphin human rape ? Oh , let's click on this .
Speaker 1You know what , you know what . It probably won't actually penetrate but it probably be , uh , savagely assaulted with , with the penis maybe .
Speaker 3But you got to be all kinds of anatomically , I don't think a dolphin can insert his penis in a woman right seriously but he sure could beat it on they could jump up and like hump you right .
Speaker 1Can you imagine like ? Can you press ?
Speaker 2charges . Dolphins do get sexually aroused , and their sexual apparatus is such that rape can be ruled out solely on the grounds of mechanical impossibility yeah evidence a much viewed youtube video showing a dolphin with an unmistakably erect penis trying to persistently and aggressively to nose into the crotch of a female snorkeler , while another diver tries to fend the critter off oh god , can you imagine me ?
Speaker 1so what if you go to , like , uh , one of the wild , those wild um aquariums , when you know you swim with the dolphins and the and the dolphin sexually assault you ? Can you sue the aquarium ?
Speaker 3shit . I don't know , maybe they do something to those dolphins like what like I don't know , like deactivate this ?
Speaker 2I don't know if I should read this . It says finally , we have a writer , blank blank , who claims to have had , back in the 70s , a six-month affair with a dolphin named dolly okay , I can't .
Speaker 1Who on drugs ?
Speaker 2He's also admitted to sexual relations with a dog . Because , it was Dolly's idea .
Speaker 1Oh my God , yeah , okay , yeah , he's a fruitcake , he's a fruitcake , he's a fruitcake .
Speaker 3He's a nut , I can't what the hell .
Speaker 1See , now I'm trying to go back full circle . Maybe we shouldn't legalize drugs , because this is crazy .
Speaker 2Listen , this shit is happening , whether it's legal or not .
Speaker 3They smoking the shit and they're doing it and they're having sex with dolphins .
Speaker 1That's what's happening out here and they're fertile , they're having dolphin babies Right . Oh , can you imagine ? Oh , damn , damn , damn , damn . You know , I was by myself and a dolphin sexually attacked me . I would not tell anybody .
Speaker 3I wouldn't either . I wouldn't say nothing , me and the ocean Right .
Speaker 1Can you imagine being on your back and then something comes out on you ? Oh , that would freak me out . That would freak me out .
Speaker 2I got to remember the name of this movie , though this is I need you to send it to us the best epic scene ever .
Speaker 1Like the lady is minding her business , is it ?
Speaker 3a comedy , it's a comedy it's on netflix and the lady's like minding her business , talking to somebody on the boat , and this dolphin comes up and just humps the shit out of her , goes back in the water . She's feeling some kind of way about the way this dolphin interacted with her . And then the dolphin comes back up like this big old major jump and this dolphin dick just slaps her in the face what just like yeah did he say , take that you freaking tease , that's funny , you freaking tease .
Speaker 2You guys are sick .
Speaker 1You see what I'm working with well , how would the guy what the guy would do ? The guy just stood there , look he was watching he was like what the hell ? He's like , I can't top that . I can't top that . I don't think I can uh compete with this dolphin jesus christ .