11 - The Madam of Purity Falls

This week, the Lifewine trinity brings you the least sexy movie about sex ever: THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS (2019). In this painful romp about an underground prostitution ring comprised of barely legal shirtless white boys, we meet a came-with-the-frame family who relocates for a fresh start after the unexpected death of their patriarch. Their new home of Purity Falls initially appears to be welcoming and safe, but it doesn’t take long before its seedy underbelly begins to emerge. Corruption, extortion, murder, and other hijinks ensue! Join us as we create new sex positions, invent socially distancing intimacy toys, as well as encounter the very first case of patricide via football. 

This is our first episode of remote recording, so please forgive any sound issues; we are working those out. Thanks for sticking with us as all of humankind are required to devise ways to adapt to the new normal. We love you all, please stay safe, healthy, and physically distant, but emotionally together!

Special thanks to our friend and Patron Kris for recommending this movie, which can be viewed on the Lifetime Movie app as well as Amazon.