A Cure for the Common Craig
We Are Still Here (2015) - New House, New Horrors: The Move, Part One
Most of us have been there. There's a life change, something happens, and you have to move. That's what is happening with us, right now! And why not celebrate the stress and exhaustion of moving preparation, with a series of episodes on people moving into horrific situations? Because at least we can take comfort that what happens to them probably won't happen to us.
When a house has not been occupied for 30 years, as someone considering making that place my home, I may be curious as to why. Maybe the Sacchetti family got such a great deal that they didn't care? But really, they probably could have done some research. I feel like they're probably going to figure out why this movie is called We Are Still Here (2015). And why the hell is it so hot in the cellar?
Most of us have been there. There's a life change, something happens, and you have to move. That's what is happening with us, right now! And why not celebrate the stress and exhaustion of moving preparation, with a series of episodes on people moving into horrific situations? Because at least we can take comfort that what happens to them probably won't happen to us.
When a house has not been occupied for 30 years, as someone considering making that place my home, I may be curious as to why. Maybe the Sacchetti family got such a great deal that they didn't care? But really, they probably could have done some research. I feel like they're probably going to figure out why this movie is called We Are Still Here (2015). And why the hell is it so hot in the cellar?