One might assume that our 13th episode may automatically be about the Common Craig's favorite slasher movie series. But NO! It's not Friday the 13th on the calendar, so that would be sacrilege! So, instead, we have a trio of AMASS OR MURDER segments, featuring three completely unrelated movies! Well, with one exception. They all share the number 13 in their titles. First up, Antonio Banderas is pretty much forced to hang out with a bunch of vikings in The 13th Warrior, to the extent that he even has to learn their language! Ah, the wonders of communication. They even want him to drink their spit and snot! Then, Nicole would probably prefer to drink spit or snot (actually, that's highly unlikely) rather than suffer through another viewing of the oft forgotten The Thirteenth Floor. And then from there, John Carpenter serves up a rumble, as convicts and law enforcement officers form an uneasy alliance, in a battle for survival against a bloodthirsty street gang, in the original Assault on Precinct 13!