The Common Craig and Nicole celebrate Valentine's Day with a very common Valentine's Day episode. SO common, in fact, that we just HAVE to cover the original My Bloody Valentine for Valentine's Day! I mean, we don't want to upset Harry Warden, now do we? Just in case we decide to visit a mine in Canada, anytime soon. Hey, you never know! And then from there, because you never know when two white people might want to take a trip to Italy, we should probably investigate the possibility of primordial romance in that area of the world. Primordial romance? Yeah, you read that right. Love is a monster. That's the tag line for the movie Spring. We all know that can be true. But in this case, it's quite literal.