Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

Do you bowling? Demonic wishes? 80s low-budget filmmaking? This week, you get one of the strangest cult horror-comedies ever made. 

Captain, Wilson, and our returning guest, Jay, unpack the bizarre 1988 film, "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama." It's as terrible as you would expect, but also kind of good?

Directed by David DeCoteau, it stars Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer, and Andras Jones.

The film discussion begins around 21:38.

Transcript

Welcome to the Episode

Captain 0:05

here we are oh we're jumping right in, okay oh sorry no I'm right here I mean, I can leave we can actually get out yeah, we can start from all the way back. Welcome to my abode, no um, how's it going?

Wilson 0:21

it's good, we're, uh, we're in person in the flesh.

Captain 0:27

Yeah, talk about welcome. Um sorry, I just did. We uh, we didn't add in. Is there like a thing about um guests line in the scripts?

Wilson 0:38

um, do we usually do that? Or I don't know I don't know we might, yeah, we might forget.

Captain 0:44

The guest is here and yeah, we just keep going and they'll never get introduced hey guys, I didn't, I didn't say anything during that episode, but they're credited in the little little notes yeah it's like partially obscured all over again.

Wilson 0:58

Yeah, nobody knows that story, oh okay well do.

Captain 1:01

Should we bring him in? Yeah, let bring him in. Open the curtains.

Captain 1:08

What a curtain noise I sound like.

Jay 1:10

Hey, what's up, how's?

Captain 1:15

it going. I'm a cat here. There's a cat solution.

Jay 1:18

No, it's Jay.

Captain 1:19

How's this?

Jay 1:20

like the millieth episode. You're like what do we do with guests?

Captain 1:24

I really like to read the script. It's not scripted. I'm the opposite of a method actor. Yeah, it's like partially scripted.

Captain 1:31

Yeah.

Captain 1:34

These episodes are like 90% scripted. No one would know.

Wilson 1:37

I run into that problem at work all the time because I'm like, if I need to present anything, if I have a script, it'll flawlessly sound great. But if somebody's just like, oh, just say something, I'm like um, yeah. And then, yeah, it's not a, I need a script.

Captain 1:52

I really, yeah, I feel like I especially with a mic in front of me, I'm like it's.

Jay 2:06

I don't know words. Well, jay, how's it going? It's going great, it's going great.

Captain 2:09

It's going great. I got a good buzz going.

Jay 2:12

What's uh, what do we got? What we got in the hands? Oh, what am I drinking? Oh, I'm drinking, uh a cider from original sin. It's called red widow.

Captain 2:20

It's uh apples with a mix of berries and cherries A little Dexter sounds, it's black cherry.

Jay 2:29

It's cherries and berries, cherries, and berries.

Captain 2:32

Matt's taking a piece of berries and cream, yeah.

Wilson 2:35

Oh, as a beer cider, as a Shrek noise, as a what noise?

Captain 2:40

The berries and cream song.

Jay 2:43

It tastes a lot like a cherry cider.

Captain 2:46

Is that not Shrek? Why are you acting like I'm making something?

Jay 2:49

up Shrek what's not Shrek they sing about berries and cream.

Captain 2:53

The guy with the haircut.

Wilson 2:54

Farquaad.

Jay 2:57

He sings about berries and cream, bears and cream.

Captain 2:59

What's the berries and cream guy? Is that who?

Jay 3:02

I don't know the Pilfer cream guy. Is that who?

Wilson 3:09

I don't know the doorbell like. Can you sing a little?

Jay 3:11

bit online, yeah, talking about desserts, or it is I, lord farquaad. Where are my parents and queens?

Captain 3:14

you guys are gonna be so stupid I've seen that movie a billion times.

Jay 3:19

Oh, this guy.

Wilson 3:20

Okay, that's lord, that's not lord farquaad I mean mean he does look like him.

Captain 3:24

Thank you what.

Wilson 3:25

Who. It's like a. I wish I could turn this around for you.

Captain 3:27

Shit From that meme. It's a trail.

Wilson 3:31

It's a trailer from.

Captain 3:33

Starburst it's like this pilgrim-looking guy.

Wilson 3:35

Little lad. Yeah, can you Do you have it pulled up? I can't turn my computer around, but it's like a Starburst commercial. It's a guy that has like a Farquaad haircut.

Jay 3:44

That does sound familiar. Actually. I think I know who you're talking about, You're not a friend.

Captain 3:47

Where is the song?

Jay 3:49

What is the song?

Captain 3:51

Why is it not playing the song? What are you looking?

Jay 3:53

at me. I didn't know the song existed.

Wilson 3:56

Do you know the song? I mean maybe if I heard it, but I cannot.

Jay 3:59

You just made it up. There's no song.

Wilson 4:01

Yeah like there is I am seeing some screen caps of like that. Don't have that background that you shared. Hum the song what?

Jay 4:09

how's it go?

Captain 4:10

no, okay, it's not important, I don't even know why we're here.

Captain 4:15

Okay, what I have.

Captain 4:17

I have a oh nothing to do with bears strange beast, but like it's not spelled like normal strange. And then it's mimosas.

Wilson 4:31

Oh my gosh, it has an eating plant, a Venus flytrap or a piranha plant.

Captain 4:36

No, the one from the musical.

Wilson 4:38

Oh, it's a little shop of horrors.

Captain 4:41

Yeah, that's what it looks like.

Wilson 4:42

Damn what is that plant Audrey Sure? Am I getting? Is that plant Audrey Sure, am I?

Jay 4:47

Getting more of the ruins. Vibe A really good podcast, oh true?

Wilson 4:51

Oh well, no, I'm looking up yes. Audrey, is the, maybe the plant? Nope, I don't know.

Jay 5:03

The plant has a name in Little House of.

Wilson 5:04

Horrors.

Captain 5:05

Oh.

Wilson 5:06

Audrey's a woman, never mind. I mean, the plant could be a woman, oh yeah, okay, she works in the flower shop, and I think maybe the plant's name is Audrey too. Ai is saying these things.

Captain 5:18

Oh my gosh, I love this plant so much I named it after. Yeah, it's Aubrey Jr. I love this plant, so much I named it after.

Jay 5:24

Yeah, it's Aubrey Jr AJ.

Captain 5:25

What do?

Wilson 5:25

you got. You got a rum and coke. Yeah, I needed some caffeine Spooky.

Captain 5:29

Is it a rum and coke?

Wilson 5:32

It's a rum and diet coke Watching those cards.

Captain 5:41

Like.

Jay 5:42

I said, I got a good.

Captain 5:43

Alright, do you wanna?

Wilson 5:46

We did something really fun today yeah, so like part of your, your visit, um your visit to pittsburgh, we went to steel city con, which is like a comic con, but in the steel city of pittsburgh.

Captain 5:58

Yeah, it's a very straightforward name, um, you had some fun I hope you did too, but yeah, well, you had a specific fun event, yeah.

Wilson 6:09

So uh, my new thing like whenever I go to these, I try to plan in advance. If there's somebody I want to see, I need to plan out the question first, because if I go the day of, I'm like I don't say I'm not going to go up to anyone, um. So I wanted to see mary louise parker from weeds and stephen king's adaptation the institute which we talked about on the podcast. We did, yeah uh, so I I got a physical copy of the book and then I brought it so she could sign it.

Captain 6:37

So oh, where is it? Did you frame it? No, it's just over there right now, but frame a book, yeah, like a shadow box I do.

Wilson 6:43

I do think I need to do something with it to like put it on display.

Jay 6:46

Yeah, but you don't have to frame it.

Captain 6:48

I guess I have a signed book, but I didn't do anything with it.

Wilson 6:51

I need to put it out so weird.

Captain 6:55

Temple Grandin's book about animal behavior and how to farm with more care for the animal's welfare in mind.

Jay 7:04

Oh, you did tell me you had that book.

Wilson 7:06

That was one of the first things I knew about you.

Captain 7:08

What.

Wilson 7:08

That you liked Temple Grandin.

Captain 7:09

Wow. Well, it just came through when we were in college and I was like hi. What's up, but you know Charlie and the Chocolate Factory came through too as well. I think we talked about that on the podcast. He's like a large animal veterinarian.

Wilson 7:25

Oh, oh, I thought you meant like the movie, when I was 12. He like gave a talk about his veterinary care, and then when they opened.

Captain 7:28

no, Charlie, the original Charlie.

Jay 7:31

Oh, the original, Charlie, he's a veterinarian.

Captain 7:33

Oh, and he came through to talk about veterinary care.

Captain 7:35

and then when they opened up for Q&A, they it was all totally untied and you could tell that he was like a little annoyed, but you could also tell that he was so used to that being the only thing people want to talk about. That was like literally every question was like so, gene Wilder, like everything was like about the movie.

Jay 7:54

I mean it's like one of the most famous movies, oh yeah, but like he, literally he was like six years old he was like I don't really feel like acting anymore, and then he became a veterinarian.

Wilson 8:03

I feel like if he's going to tour like that, he should preface with like or whoever's running it like hey. I'll answer 10 Willy Wonka questions, and then you need to ask me some.

Captain 8:12

Typically, I'm not exaggerating, not a single question, it's really on the whoever's it was at school.

Jay 8:18

It's really on the teacher or whoever's facilitating the questions, debilitating the interview questions. Be like, hey guys, can we get some on-topic questions?

Captain 8:23

don't just be like let any old kid only advertise it to us because he was a veterinarian. They were like hey, college of ag, like here's like the teacher was stepping to.

Jay 8:33

Be like hey, can we get some animal questions? Yeah, like they needed a moderator right.

Wilson 8:37

Be like anything you know, put your hands down if it's a willy wonka exactly it.

Captain 8:42

Literally it'd be over. Nobody wanted to ask him about his animal stuff and the teacher asks a Willy Wonka question. Yeah, so anyway, yeah, they had some cool talks going through, Okay. But yes, you saw Mary Louise Brecker.

Wilson 8:57

Yeah, and I just told her I was like you know, I like what you're doing with character, and she had told me that they actually asked the cast not to read the book.

Captain 9:05

Oh, so, yeah, so she also couldn't really comment on like because they know it's going to be different, or they didn't want them to be.

Wilson 9:12

they didn't want them to know the ending she wasn't super talkative, which I don't blame her for, but she was perfectly nice, but she didn't really go into like why, yeah, you're better than me because I'd be like question, question yeah. So I mean, the question I had for her was like or not really question. I was kind of telling her, like you know, I think you're adding more like more depth or humanity to the character, but since she didn't read the book, she can't really comment on that are you caught up on the show?

Captain 9:39

yeah the last scene we watched, she was like burning herself.

Wilson 9:44

Oh, that's like episode 2.

Jay 9:47

What episode are you on?

Wilson 9:49

I think 4 or 5 had just come out, I think like 6 is tomorrow Okay.

Captain 9:56

We also got to see Amy Smart.

Wilson 9:59

Yeah, amy Smart, we watched the Q&A.

Captain 10:02

John Cusack was there. We watched him talk for like 5 minutes.

Wilson 10:05

Yeah, we sat down, he's basically done.

Captain 10:09

That was interesting. Amy Smart was kind of cool too.

Wilson 10:12

Oh yeah, we saw a lady.

Jay 10:16

Running into the.

Captain 10:18

Talk show with us. What do you call that conference room?

Wilson 10:21

Yeah, the panel.

Captain 10:24

Cannot wait to see her because Rat Race was her favorite movie.

Wilson 10:26

And then she didn't ask a single question.

Captain 10:28

I know, I was like Bessie, you're not going to ask, but I don't blame her.

Steel City Con Experiences

Wilson 10:30

She's probably shy. She had no problem talking to us With her saying that's her favorite actress and Rat Race is her favorite movie. I think she did show up to the table, or at least she was floating around it afterwards she said that was the whole reason she was there we saw shocking because I just yeah, I want to know how far she drove to see amy smart yeah oh wow, that's a good question I should ask that yeah, I'd be like.

Captain 10:53

Hey, I know that you're not on the panel, but I do have questions for you yeah, um it was nevada like amy smart seems really cool we saw john barrenthal from a distance, yeah.

Captain 11:04

Yeah, I'm going to butcher his name.

Wilson 11:05

I think it's Gatton, but I'm not positive. But the last name.

Captain 11:09

I'm going to butcher. There's Z's in there.

Wilson 11:12

I forget exactly what it is, but I would guess Matarazzo.

Captain 11:16

Yeah, we saw him from a distance. Who else did we see? We saw Heather.

Wilson 11:20

Matarazzo, or whatever.

Captain 11:23

It's different, but it's similar. We saw Cortana.

Wilson 11:27

And Master Chief.

Captain 11:29

Yeah, you saw somebody. Jay, you talked to somebody.

Jay 11:33

Yeah, I think it's Jessica Elizabeth. She has a voice. I probably butchered her name. Apologies for that.

Captain 11:38

You butchered Jessica Elizabeth.

Jay 11:41

No, it's just. It's like Jennifer English or something.

Captain 11:45

I thought it was.

Jay 11:45

Jennifer Wilde I don't remember her first name. It's either Jessica or Jennifer, but it's Jessica English and she does the voice of Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3 and Mael from X-Position 33. Both of those are great games. X-position 33 is actually a little horror themed, so I don't know if you guys are into that Give me one. About Exhibition 33?.

Captain 12:02

One sentence plot.

Jay 12:04

There is a giant entity called the Pantress that slowly the.

Wilson 12:07

Pancreus.

Jay 12:09

The Pantress.

Captain 12:10

The.

Jay 12:10

Pantress, the Paintress that paints giant numbers in the sky. Whatever number is painted is the age that everyone lives to. So if she paints a 34, everyone who's 34 dies Everybody on the planet. Everyone in the city. That's all I know. Wait, so it's like your city's.

Captain 12:24

everyone who's 34 dies, everybody on the planet, everyone in the city, that's all I know. Wait, so it's like your city's about to die as soon as everybody here turns 34?.

Jay 12:29

Right, she paints a number and then everyone at 34.

Wilson 12:32

So why isn't it called Expedition 34? Is that at the other game?

Jay 12:35

Because they're on Expedition 33, so she shows the 33 and all the 33, who are 32, will go on this expedition because it's their last chance to be, alive.

Captain 12:44

Oh, so when you get 33 in the sky, no matter what age you are when you turn 33.

Jay 12:49

You're gone.

Captain 12:50

But did they ever change them?

Jay 12:52

She slowly counts down the first expedition is like zero and the next one's like 99.

Captain 12:56

What do you mean?

Jay 12:57

Like she's been counting down from 100. There's been like dozens expeditions and they're now on the 33rd one.

Captain 13:04

But the expedition is leaving the city to survive.

Jay 13:07

Yeah, she counts down every year, but Painteress is not on the expedition. No, she's the bad guy. They're trying to take down the bad guy. So when you say she.

Captain 13:16

It's the other main characters.

Jay 13:17

No, it's Painteress. Painteress is painting numbers in the sky, and when that number gets painted, anyone that is that age disappears right.

Captain 13:24

So like she painted 33 and the people that are 32 are like fuck, I'm about to die so I'm gonna leave yes, okay, yeah, I don't want to give away any more than that.

Jay 13:33

There's a lot of twists and turns.

Captain 13:34

It's really good, okay, it's a very, it's a big questions, but I don't. Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna ruin it.

Jay 13:38

It's worth a play. I mean like you might like it.

Captain 13:40

There's a lot of combat yeah, so I want to fight everybody. You can watch the adaptation when I do a painting. It'll probably be a movie, yeah painting in the sky sounds really it's good enough to get a movie, for I mean the wicked witch did it with all the colors, the wind with what's actor for that character. I do want to side note the name paintress sounds like something that I just made up like we're not made up, we're not creative with what is the lady that paints numbers in the sky.

Wilson 14:05

It's the Pinterest yeah, I never say it to their face, but after a couple drinks I'll refer to the bartender as the bartendress, if it's a woman. I just think it's a fun.

Jay 14:15

I mean, that's fair fun like cool name, that is better. I mean, back in the day it was Tavern Winch, which is, oh my God, I mean we've come a long way. Have you ever been to those? What are they called? Rinfests or whatever? People go there just to call women at the bars winch. I'm like, oh, I don't like that. I'm like that's not funny. Like at first you're like, oh, it's like a joke, and then they go there and I I'm like that's just why we're here.

Wilson 14:41

It's like, oh, that's your horrible it's probably like those people that say it and they kind of look around to see who else laughed too.

Jay 14:51

They get their little misogynist toe out in the water yeah who's around me?

Captain 14:56

Witches. Am I right, Did you?

Captain 14:58

see the Maryland Renaissance Festival. It was sold out in a matter of seconds. It's super popular, Apparently it's the best run fest in the country, or like one of the best I went to the pennsylvania one when I was younger yeah, I don't know the maryland one like it's stand up all year round, like all the structures there, stay there, oh and apparently the tickets are like 30 bucks or something, but obviously, like people bought them the second, they were open and now they're on stubhub for like $150. Yeah, people are pissed about that.

Jay 15:24

I can't have anything nice. Yeah, no, Imagine being like you have kids. You're like I want to take my family to RenFest and the tickets are $150 each. A pop-up.

Wilson 15:31

Good luck.

Jay 15:32

Well.

Wilson 15:33

Yeah, nobody asked for that. I do want one of those giant drumsticks though.

Captain 15:38

I've always wanted one. Oh yeah, it's lit. They have like jousting matches it's like this is kind of crazy. We're kind of cool. We saw them last year. It's like a huge crowd all around.

Jay 15:47

It's like I feel like I'm back in time yeah, well, not good for everybody well obviously not the winches, but everyone else is having a great time some

Wilson 15:57

people are so creative too I'm like yes I applaud you for putting that costume together. Except for the tactical gear, I can.

Jay 16:03

Yeah, that was a little weird. There was a whole group of 10 or 12 people. They had radios and everything.

Captain 16:10

Because I was asking you, I can hear his radios going off. I was like, is he?

Jay 16:14

security. They were saying Roger Roger into the radios. I'm pretty sure they're not.

Captain 16:19

To have an actual chest like radio, that like is sitting on you like a police officer. I was like this is really weird this is a lot.

Wilson 16:26

Yeah, it's a lot and yeah like you're just talking about like who's gonna get fries, or like what you know, maybe at the table.

Jay 16:33

Yeah, yeah but, radios are fun, but that is just a lot of gear they had on yeah, I liked what I got there, though I got some sticky oh yeah, there's some cool vendors, yeah yeah, yeah

Captain 16:46

you got a coaster that you're playing with? I got my. I love this koozie. It's a knitted or crocheted shark koozie. They did try to give me some shark teeth, which I said no, thank you.

Wilson 16:59

I'm good without shark teeth.

Jay 17:02

Take those shark teeth and shove them up your ass.

Captain 17:05

You throw them, bitches, back in the water, where they belong.

Wilson 17:09

Yeah, so if anyone's never been to a Comic-Con, it's not just seeing celebrities. It's like you can check out some really cool local vendors.

Captain 17:17

I do get cool stuff at those merch shops that you would never be able to pick up anywhere else, oh yeah. It's real people that are like hey, I made this and I'm putting it in front of me for you to buy.

Wilson 17:25

There was one time I looked up, they were selling this something memorabilia for $100, and I saw the same thing on Timu for $15. I mean it is the markup, go you. But.

Captain 17:36

Yeah.

Jay 17:36

I mean, even if it is some things you can maybe find on Etsy, but it's like you get to see it in like 10 times smaller. You're like, oh man, that kind of sucks. But lots of horror-themed stuff there as well, which is really cool.

Captain 17:51

Oh yeah, I got compliments on my Dexter shirt.

Jay 17:53

Yeah, dexter fans there. They had Chucky-themed dolls, they had a bunch of different horror shirts.

Captain 18:00

There was that cool photo from the cast signed it, oh yeah.

Jay 18:04

Mid-vom Like a couple of like really indie, I guess, zombie movies. People had a bunch of memorabilia from those.

Captain 18:10

Yeah, like some intestines, I saw like a Wendigo shirt and I was like I think we did a Wendigo movie.

Wilson 18:18

I don't remember.

Captain 18:20

It's like a djinn, I think, but like a different word for that.

Captain 18:26

Is that like the tall man Kind of? It's one of those, oh like the Windingo.

Jay 18:28

Yeah, it's like the Native American creepy monster. I can't remember what it is.

Captain 18:32

We did a movie like that. There was a shirt that they were selling that had that on there, but yeah lots of. Friday, the 13th.

Jay 18:40

Jason Voorhees stuff. Yeah, it was cool.

Captain 18:43

Yeah, it was cool. It's weird. It's like I have no interest in seeing these celebrities necessarily, but when I'm like, oh, I guess I could see them. I just want to see them from a distance.

Wilson 18:53

Oh yeah, just to be like, I saw this person, I saw them, I saw you on TV and now you're in the same room. Hi, Kevin, yeah, you guys were like go see him and I was like because the line was short.

Captain 19:04

I was like but what do I? I? Literally, if I walked up there, I'd be like wow, it's you, it really is you, okay, bye.

Wilson 19:17

The longest line was for the Punisher, like Jon Bernthal, was there, jon Bernthal, massive Well.

Captain 19:21

Jon Cusack's line.

Wilson 19:22

Was it just today or just tomorrow?

Captain 19:24

It was just today I don't know.

Jay 19:27

They had a BG3 panel, the.

Captain 19:29

Jurassic.

Jay 19:31

Park kids. I don't remember their names. I don't remember either You're correct.

Captain 19:36

The guy also did Aladdin's voice.

Wilson 19:39

Oh, well, the full house guy.

Captain 19:41

Oh, the full house guy.

Wilson 19:44

Oh yeah, because a lot of the full house.

Captain 19:47

So there's.

Wilson 19:47

Dj, even though she's like um candace cameron, um uh jody sweeten, dave coulier, scott winger and uh andrea barber yeah, they weren't there yet when we left. No, I think we I think we timed it accidentally that just like anytime we were in there, they weren't there. But they were I think at some point oh okay, they were taking picties and stuff yeah yeah, okay, okay, well, yeah, I mean I'd recommend the con.

Wilson 20:13

They're doing another one in december yeah, they do like steel city comes like three times a year it's like uh that lineup when I think it's like the second week or something I mean, that's an option yeah, because um parker posey will be there.

Captain 20:28

So I really wanted to go to this because parker posey was supposed to be here and then she canceled due to filming. But she said, but I'll be here in december. And I was like, ah, so I kind of want to come back in december just to see parker posey yeah, I mean I think I kind of want to go to all of them. Just they're fun to check out and yeah, I, I will probably be going regardless. They don't have any information on the one that they're doing in December yet right.

Wilson 20:50

I mean, they probably have the dates on the website, but the ticket sales probably won't start yet.

Captain 20:56

Okay, okay, nice.

Wilson 20:59

Yeah, because the last one I went to I went to a Q&A panel for Hayden Christensen, who plays Anakin Skywalker. That was really cool.

Captain 21:08

Anakin Skywalker.

Wilson 21:10

Yeah, why are you saying it like that?

Captain 21:11

Yeah, but isn't that?

Introducing Friday Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-rama

Wilson 21:14

Darth Vader or what? What are you? Saying Spoiler alert. I'm so sorry.

Captain 21:20

Oh no, I'm thinking of Luke Skywalker, because I was very confused.

Jay 21:23

Yeah, I was very confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Mark Hamill. Yeah, I was like very confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, he's Mark Hamill's daddy.

Captain 21:30

Daddy, daddy, okay, well, yeah, that's what we have.

Wilson 21:36

That's what we got. Do you want to bop in?

Captain 21:38

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Okay, bop it. Yes, welcome to the 175th episode of the Round Room new podcast, where we review horror movies while enjoying an adult beverage or two. And I'm captain and I'm wilson and this week we're reviewing the 1988 american comedy horror friday babes in the slime ball bowl-a-rama we do also have jay, in case anyone skipped, because we put the the movie start time in the description oh and Jay. Yeah.

Wilson 22:08

Hey.

Jay 22:09

Jay.

Captain 22:09

Hey, what's up? Why are you like?

Jay 22:14

hey, girl, okay directed, you'll get that reference.

Captain 22:17

Yeah, you'll get that a little bit.

Captain 22:19

We'll revisit that in a little bit it all makes sense eventually. Okay, this is directed by David. Uh cool, yay, no, um, no, I was I was just referencing the full house guy uh I don't know how to say this is only what it's so so many no way directed by david d um, loosely based on the classic short story the monkey paw. Now, if you don't know um what?

Jay 22:45

monkey's paw, loosely based on the classic short story the Monkey Paw.

Captain 22:46

Now if you don't know, the Monkey's Paw loosely based is definitely loosely because it's like a story from, like you know, 1902, where the idea that, like something you know, a magical creature is like granting wishes, but like the owner of the Monkey Paw in the story, like you know, they grant you the wishes but like there's an enormous consequence for interfering with fate, naturally so like that idea which you see in a lot of movies oh, yeah, yeah, yeah like that's what they're saying.

Wilson 23:13

It's like it's loosely based on that because that's liberal use of the word loosely that does remind me we need, I think, to put wish master on our movie list, because that's another one of those like you wish something and it turns horribly.

Captain 23:27

This is such a side note, but every time I every single time I hear a story like this, I think about the first time I ever saw this, which was in the Animaniacs when I was a kid. They got a genie and the Animaniacs got to grant wishes. And what's his name? Yako. He was like I wish for a million bucks and then a million deer run him over, and I just remember thinking about that like I still think. I still think about it to this day.

Jay 23:53

Um, because I was like, wow, that's funny my favorite use of that trope I know this is a sidebar is the uh uh what we do in the shadows, nandor, he finds his yin and he's trying to get all his wishes granted. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good one, but anyway, yeah he wishes something about his wife. But I Nandor, he finds his yin and he's trying to get all his wishes granted. Yeah.

Captain 24:09

That's a good one. He wishes something about his wife, but I can't remember. He's done a couple of things.

Jay 24:15

He did a couple of things and then he basically wanted to make his penis larger and he basically wrote down all the ways he could go wrong and tried to make a bunch of stings out of that.

Captain 24:22

Try to prevent that from happening, okay.

Captain 24:32

This guy prevent that from happening. Yeah, um, okay. So this guy, david, directed a lot of comedy horrors, which I know you had some that you really liked, but, um, acting credit wise, he was in the ginger dead man, to passion of the crust this is the one I wanted to like mention, if you didn't and well, he's done a bunch of like production and and directing, but acting credit ginger man to gingerbread man, to passion of the crust and then evil bomb of the crust.

Wilson 24:52

Did we do ginger dead man?

Captain 24:54

I've seen it, but I don't remember if we did or not, I saw it, but I don't think we did it like I've seen it.

Jay 24:58

Okay, yeah um night of demons. Right is that? Did you direct that?

Captain 25:04

no, this has got a lot of some of the same people in it same vibe, but that's different was that on the episode there's like production people.

Jay 25:11

I remember watching that?

Wilson 25:13

yeah, we did that yeah yeah, but I was on that episode.

Jay 25:16

Oh so, the last you were on that episode I was. I remember watching with you. Maybe I didn't do it, but I think I was on that episode so yeah you might have been here the last time we did.

Captain 25:25

it Is there some other movies on that list that you were really interested in, Because he did a bunch of those ones that are from the series like the Wrong Blank.

Wilson 25:34

Yeah, what is with these the Wrong movies? There's like 20 in here.

Captain 25:39

Yeah, he loves, those.

Wilson 25:41

Are they popular? I mean, I've never heard of them.

Jay 25:44

What's the highest rated IMDb movie.

Wilson 25:48

Probably this one, honestly probably.

Captain 25:51

After production ended for this movie, dakota also reused basically the entire same cast and crew, like basically everybody in the entire movie, in another movie called Nightmare Sisters. So basically everybody that's in this and all the cast and crew. They're basically everybody that is also in it?

Wilson 26:10

Do they basically film like back to back? Yeah?

Captain 26:11

I don't know. That might have been the case.

Jay 26:14

Typically it's just like well, we got.

Captain 26:15

I don't know what Nightmare Sisters is about, but um you know it might have a lot of overlap based on the fact that it's everybody same.

Jay 26:32

Um, oh god, I'm looking at the plot and the it starts with bucktooth melody is the first like name of the person.

Captain 26:34

They are awkward sorority sisters that are desperate for some fun and then some stuff, and yeah, there's you made me spit out my drink.

Wilson 26:40

There's a possessed succubus.

Captain 26:43

That's in the movie of, of course.

Wilson 26:46

Aren't succubuses already demons? Basically, what's the difference between a possessed succubus and a succubus?

Captain 26:52

The crystal ball they use at the seance is cursed and causes the girls to become possessed by a succubus.

Captain 26:57

Sorry, it was a quick read.

Captain 27:01

There's a jungle girl at some point.

Wilson 27:03

Bucktooth. What is her name? Lana.

Captain 27:06

Quigley, she's bucktooth melody um okay, that's what we have for the intro um okay, so getting into some cast um leanna, lenia, lenia, lenia, len, I don't know.

Wilson 27:27

Is it Liana? I would say Linnea.

Captain 27:34

Oh, I don't think that's right. Anyway, quigley, she plays Spider. She's best known as the Scream Queen in low budget horror films during the 1980s. So shout out to the Scream Queen. She reportedly worked with some directors. She repeatedly worked with some directors, so David Cotto, dacoto. She reportedly worked with some directors. She repeatedly worked with some directors, so david cote, to decode to. Um, he, oh, you know what sorry. Creepazoids was another movie.

Captain 27:53

He did that people really liked so he did creepazoids, nightmare sisters, sorority babes um leanne helena she's also denise in silent night, deadly night in 1984. Okay.

Wilson 28:05

Okay.

Captain 28:05

She's Suzanne in Night of the Demons from 1988, which we recently did. I don't know. If you have the movie list pulled up, I can pull it up. But if I'm going to squelch this movie, I'd say and this was very recent, I'm going to say like 164. What are you squelching?

Jay 28:26

Squelching the same.

Captain 28:30

The same. Are we over or under 164?

Wilson 28:36

Why don't I trust that number? You're really really close. Hold on.

Captain 28:41

I don't like how this is Hold on. I can go, I can get it.

Wilson 28:46

It was 159.

Captain 28:49

Uh, it was really close I feel like these last couple movies we've done, have we've like banged them they're like thrown, they've like blew by. Um, okay, well, so wait one comment on the director.

Wilson 29:00

Like all these movies you're talking about, they feature like it's sorority. There's babes like the covers are like very naked, naked yeah yeah but one thing I just found out like the director's, gay, like, but so he's just like I mean because I would have assumed, like this is just a creep, like let's just do all these soft porn movies but no, this guy's just like I mean, I could see being like, not necessarily like uh, you know a creeper about it, but also being like.

Captain 29:30

You need to show your bod this is how we're gonna sell these movies.

Wilson 29:33

Yeah, sell these movies um.

Captain 29:37

So yeah, that's, that's spider. Okay, and then we have andrus andrus jones as calvin um, he was nominated for a young Artist Award for Best Young Actor in a Horror Movie or Mystery Motion Picture for his role in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4. Couldn't tell you, don't even know if I've seen that movie.

Wilson 29:56

Who's the nominating organization for this award?

Captain 30:00

That's a good question. That's a good question. I don't know. Razzies, razzies. It doesn't seem like an Academy type no, it's too long, but calvin's the guy that has a crush on babs in this movie. I don't know if that feels that was anything. Um, are you looking? Up the award oh yeah, or nightmare on elm street 4 uh oh, uh, yes, uh, which one?

Wilson 30:29

oh dream. This is a good one, this is a good one dream master. I think that's a good one I can't. I mean, oh wait, no I'm thinking of dream warriors, which is three. Three is a really good one wait four, I don't remember.

Captain 30:39

Warriors is three and then dream master is four.

Wilson 30:42

Yeah, so dream warriors is like kind of I I feel like more fantasy.

Captain 30:47

Like the kids.

Wilson 30:48

I think they have like powers in their dreams, like wizards and stuff.

Captain 30:53

Oh, that is very fantasy. Yeah, um, okay, and then we're gonna keep moving through. We have robin rochelle as babs in this movie. She's best known for her role in the 1982 slasher, the slumber party massacre as val her drinking reported. Oh yeah, she's dead. I forgot. Her drinking reportedly led to her suicide in california. Oh my god, um, uh, in 1996, at the age of 34. Yeah, i's pretty sad. Yeah, I forgot. I looked that up. Okay, somebody's Carla Barron as Frankie. That must be one of the pledges.

Wilson 31:29

Sure.

Captain 31:30

Yeah, she didn't really have a lot on her online, but apparently she works as a spirit medium at some.

Wilson 31:36

Yeah, maybe a medium.

Captain 31:37

Well, because it was kind of so. When, like, click on her name, it doesn't bring you to carla baron, it brings you to a show. It brings you to this paranormal investigator show and it says, like cara baron is the media, is the spirit, medium, slash investigator in the show.

Wilson 31:54

Yeah, like she doesn't have her own page. It brings you to okay, but she's not in a real life paranormal. She's the main, I think she's not in a real life paranormal investigation.

Captain 32:00

She's the main character in the show. Yeah, it's called Haunting Evidence.

Jay 32:03

That's the show.

Captain 32:04

That's the show and it says Kara Barron is a paranormal reality series star and psychic profiler. The tagline is America's most wanted.

Jay 32:17

Meet America's most clairvoyant.

Captain 32:19

Sure.

Jay 32:21

I mean that's a 6.6 on IMDb.

Captain 32:24

Okay. I'm going to skip, just because. So, frankie, I think, and Taffy, taffy's the other pledge, and that was played by Brink Stevens. Oh yeah, really cool. Apparently, Brink Stevens got a degree in biology from San Diego State before studying marine biology, which she eventually studied at the Scripps Institute of Oceanography. Unable to find employment in the field of biology, she began modeling in LA and then she worked on some films, but she's a marine biologist.

Jay 32:54

Sly.

Captain 32:57

Jimmy is sorry, I keep doing that, I always do that. Hal stevens plays jimmy um, who is also stooge in night of the demons, which you call jay um. And then we have I can't remember who lisa is. She must be one of the people that work that already were in this variety um. Michelle bauer plays lisa, also apparently a B-movie scream queen, okay. And then is Uncle the old guy, the adult that's in the closet, dookie Flyswatter.

Wilson 33:27

No, I think it said that. That could not be his real name.

Jay 33:30

Dookie Flyswatter, that's his name.

Wilson 33:32

When I looked at this, it said he was the imp, but that doesn't make sense.

Captain 33:37

Oh really.

Jay 33:38

Oops, I think he does call himself Uncle in the movie.

Captain 33:41

Oh yeah, no, his name's Dookie Flyswatter.

Wilson 33:44

His real name's Michael.

Captain 33:45

But his screen name. He goes by as Dookie Flyswatter.

Jay 33:49

That's his name.

Captain 33:50

That's his screen name.

Wilson 33:51

Yeah, but like Duke with a Y, not like Dookie, like D-O-O-K-I-E.

Captain 33:56

Yeah.

Captain 34:04

Wait, so this play says he plays uncle impy the imp, yeah, I think he does call himself uncle. Yeah, okay, so he plays the, do you think he?

Wilson 34:09

plays the edited voice, because you said it wasn't the one that was in the trailer oh, I don't know.

Captain 34:16

Actually I don't. I'm assuming it's his voice, because that's like the final voice. That was actually like he's credited so the trailer they could have. I don't know, it's kind of alien sounding so I feel like they could have used anybody. But yeah, I think Dookie Fly Sweater, mr Fly Sweater. Dookie was my father, I mean wouldn't it be the other way around, call?

Jay 34:44

me Dookie.

Captain 34:45

He does things a little differently yeah, but he was the imp and he was in numerous low budget B movies and he's also a singer in a horror punk band called Haunted Garage. Jay, you listen to weird music. Have you ever heard of music from Haunted Garage? I have not listened to band called haunted garage. Jay, you listen to weird music. Have you ever heard of music from haunted garage?

Jay 35:02

uh, I have not listened to music from uh haunted garage.

Captain 35:07

Um, yeah, but you give a shot um well no based on dookie yeah, just the dookie flyswatter.

Jay 35:21

Vibe is just not not what you're looking for not what I'm looking for typically, I mean the name haunted garage sounds like the music might be good yeah, I like the.

Captain 35:29

I like the name for sure. Don't think I'd ever give it a shot. Um, okay, and then, lastly, oh, this is the adult. So, um, george buckflower plays the janitor, who is like the guy that works at the bowling alley he showed up.

Wilson 35:46

He's like shows up in so many movies and I don't think you just like know who. You never know who he is.

Captain 35:51

I barely even recognize him in this, but he was norville in tammy and the t-rex which we did in 1994 we did oh, I Ugh, I have no idea. When Tammy and the T-Rex squelches, I'm gonna say, man, is that pre D Wallace? I think it was?

Wilson 36:08

I feel like it was post-D Wallace.

Captain 36:09

Really, I feel like it was pre-D Wallace.

Wilson 36:13

I'm trying to think where I lived when we would have done it, because yeah, you'd cheat that way, Cheat that way. Spongebob.

Captain 36:23

I'm going to say 121.

Jay 36:25

121?. Okay, I'm going to go, he's going to get pooped out by the T-Rex in one scene.

Captain 36:32

No, that was actually really funny, though. Where there's just a man that's living as the T-Rex and he's like I don't know what to do with my T-Rex body Sounds pretty funny. Okay, maybe. Okay, I think you convinced me that it's Posty Wallace. I'm going to say 111.

Wilson 36:48

Jay, do you have a?

Captain 36:51

He hasn't listened to that episode.

Jay 36:53

I have not listened to the T-Rex episode. That's fine.

Captain 36:56

It was 50 episodes ago or more.

Jay 36:58

That's a long time ago. You know the exact.

Wilson 37:00

You're just assuming you're right. Yeah, wow.

The Plot: Sorority Initiations Gone Wrong

Jay 37:02

That's a big moment. I think it was earlier. I'm gonna go with 90.

Captain 37:07

Okay, 90, 111, and 121.

Wilson 37:09

Okay, and I'm just looking up Dee Wallace was on which episode 93, I think. Critters oh Okay, yeah, so Critters.

Jay 37:19

Critters. Oh Okay, yeah, so Critters, critters, critters is crazy it was after Critters by 16 episodes.

Captain 37:28

So right between us.

Wilson 37:30

It was 107.

Captain 37:32

Oh, I was close, but you were wrong.

Wilson 37:35

Critters was 91, and then.

Captain 37:36

Demon T-Rex was 107.

Captain 37:38

I was really close, though we 107. I was really close, though we're close, bryce is right though.

Captain 37:46

Just side note, though we have Hooters. Can you imagine they were like? And now here's Cooters. That's what I think of when you said that, yeah, that's nasty. I haven't been to Hooters or Cooters.

Wilson 37:59

Hoots and Coots. They make those combos. I haven't been to.

Captain 38:01

Hooters or Cooters, hoots and Coots, hoots and Coots. They make those combos like Arby's and Taco Bell, but it's Hooters.

Jay 38:07

I'm sure there's some horrible bar in Mississippi called Cooters.

Wilson 38:11

Yeah, so like if Hooters whole thing was, I think, well, I think they're filing for bankruptcy.

Captain 38:16

It's the titties out everywhere, the titty titties, yeah.

Wilson 38:18

So then, Cooters are just short. Yeah, short I mean I mean hooters has the short shorts too, so like what's uh what's, uh, yeah they just walk around yeah

Captain 38:33

yeah, basically, um yeah, you'll never catch me there at the imaginary store at Cooters one of their food was like really good that's what everyone's.

Jay 38:46

Oh, the wings are just so good. That's what people said. They're like the Hooters wings are great what. I've never been, so I can't tell you it would be the wings where can I get some good wings? I feel like they were just making that up to justify that they like went there yeah, I don't know what else it is, I mean just like own it. Yeah, I know, like I don't care. Who are you fooling?

Wilson 39:11

I don't know well that's. I think it's probably weather, because I feel like I heard they don't require the skimpy outfits, so it's like oh. It's At.

Jay 39:20

Cooters or Hooters. Hooters, yeah, cooters is required If they're not requiring it, which is fine that they're not, I feel like the restaurant does lose its market.

Captain 39:30

You're going to dress like that for the tips.

Wilson 39:32

Because then you're just a restaurant with subpar food.

Jay 39:36

With apparently great wings, but nothing else with apparently great wings, but nothing else.

Wilson 39:38

I'm not advocating for women to have to dress that way at the restaurant, but you can't really exist if you don't have a no, I mean do whatever you want with your body.

Jay 39:48

If you want to show it off, you know. But you can go to any restaurant and wear short shorts. It's the way the sports bars would be like no, you can't wear short shorts here. So I mean, I don't know. I mean I don't know. I mean how do we get on about this? I don't know. Well, actually it is kind of on brand for this movie, though.

Wilson 40:05

Well, yeah, it is Very much so. True, true, true, branded side discussion. Yeah, my notes to this movie are really hard, not good.

Captain 40:14

Really hard.

Captain 40:16

Anytime you want to jump in and help me out um feel free.

Wilson 40:21

I mean, yeah, there's not a lot that goes on this movie.

Captain 40:24

Um, it's like yeah, I mean there are a lot, but it's like they're none.

Jay 40:28

Of it's really important no, it's, or all of it is yeah or yeah, I'm missing the subjects they're like two, two scenes. Two parts of this movie stand out to me. The the first is like the very beginning are these your rags?

Captain 40:40

no, no I have a rag, but it's not oh well just before even the movie gets into it, the credits go on for fucking ever which is always a bad sign.

Jay 40:49

Yeah, always a bad sign when they're long. It's long and the credits are 10 minutes yeah, the movie itself is like 85 minutes. Yeah, it's always a bad sign.

Captain 40:56

So the credits are long and you're like I know what I'm in for, which is great. But, yeah, I don't know if you wanted to talk. I don't know exactly what you wanted to talk about.

Jay 41:05

Oh, I mean we can just walk through the yeah, oh, okay, it starts with like three Calvin Jimmy and Keith Idiots.

Captain 41:23

Yeah, three dumbos who are like um being nasty in their somebody's dorm room like eating chips off your shirt and somebody's like mid playboy magazine in front of his other friends. It's like weird, um. But anyway they decide to crash a delta sorority initiation, like they decide they're gonna go and like watch that initiation through the window or whatever. Because there's crazy stories from legends of what the girls had to do last year to get into the sorority and it's like Babs. They know that Babs, the girl that runs the sorority, is going to do crazy stuff, so they want to see what she does. But really just smile.

Wilson 41:59

I think legend is like they suspect zero to no clothing is involved in these oh yeah, and this initiation um yeah, this really small sorority there's yeah, we see like three sorority girls and two dead silent house yeah, yeah, house isn't even that big like

Captain 42:16

yeah so babs is the main girl, the main sorority sister, and then I guess Rhonda and Frankie are the other ones. Okay, taffy and Lisa are the pledgers. Sorry, I had that wrong.

Jay 42:26

Her name is Taffy.

Captain 42:27

I actually kind of like Taffy Really yeah.

Wilson 42:30

Like the character or the name the name the character I couldn't tell you anything?

Jay 42:34

about her Short for Laffy Taffy. Oh, Laffy Taffy is kind of cool.

Captain 42:39

Oh yeah, Shake that Laffy Taffy yeah.

Captain 42:42

Your favorite song.

Wilson 42:43

It was about her Theme for this one.

Captain 42:47

But yeah, the boys get there. They observe paddling happening in undies Very long scene.

Captain 42:54

Well, they're being creepers.

Wilson 42:56

They went so they could spy through the window. Yeah, not subtle.

Jay 43:00

They're creepers they like they went so they could spy through the window.

Wilson 43:02

Yeah, not subtle like this break and enter and stare from the inside for a better view.

Jay 43:05

Well, first they're outside. They walk up in the ground floor window with no there's no drapes, it's just open. There's three guys gawking, hooting, hollering out the window as these girls are being paddled the plot goes on for so long and they're like we need a better view. I'm like you're literally two inches away from what's happening. Like no, we need a better view.

Captain 43:21

They're watching with a lot of enthusiasm, yeah um, and then they yeah, then they yeah, you're right, they just break and enter because they were like we need to see more. Um, oh my gosh, the paddling scene ends with all the girls being covered in whipped cream. I was like, oh david david, this is what you're writing yeah. And then, like the longest shower scene, maybe his I mean he identifies as gay, but I feel like maybe he has she's on the spectrum somewhere.

Wilson 43:48

There was something going on. Yeah, I mean.

Captain 43:50

Because the girl's covered in whipped cream. I was like there's only a man would have written this.

Wilson 43:54

Only yeah, maybe he just directed it and only like helped with the writing or something.

Captain 44:05

I don, yeah, maybe he just directed it and only like helped with the writing or something, I don't know.

Captain 44:08

Time for your first test girls? A wet t-shirt contest yeah, that's what it's giving it's like what? Yes, so yeah, then they go shower full full in front of everybody. Oh, lots of bush for the 80s, yeah and the 80s.

Wilson 44:14

Yeah, they take their time getting that whipped cream up, or yeah, I'm like how do you even get on your back?

Captain 44:19

I know showering no curtain yeah and like they're just full naked in front of each other in the bathroom and you know, it reminds me of carrie, wasn't that also in the 80s? There's like a bathroom scene where, like all the girls are just like, there's like a dozen women just showering yeah, it's like in the girls locker room.

Wilson 44:35

Yeah like that, it kind of like made sense or like a A little.

Captain 44:38

Yeah, I don't know, but like in a girl's locker room, it's never like that. You're never like oh.

Jay 44:42

It's very 80s girl's locker room where everyone's butt naked and they're just all Walking around All over each other.

Wilson 44:47

Yeah, Any locker scene from a movie. I've never experienced any of that in my life.

Captain 44:52

Well, honestly, I hear like out of the locker experiences I have and when I hear like men have in locker rooms, like sometimes that is more realistic than what I've ever seen in a woman's locker room, like an old man walking around with like no towel and he's like yeah, like that yeah yeah wow yeah, but like that actually can happen to you, everything I've ever seen in a woman's locker room in a movie never oh yeah, same.

Wilson 45:14

No, like I feel like men's locker rooms there. Everyone's always having these big conversations in the shower.

Captain 45:21

They're just plugging out baby.

Jay 45:22

Yeah, Like they lift their leg up on the bench and they'll lean over and be like what's up, bro? It's like that, and yeah, it doesn't happen.

Captain 45:29

Yeah, it's like directors putting their fears. Their writers are putting their deepest fears into the picture.

Jay 45:34

I'm like what school was like this I don't know like this I was like towel fights and stuff.

Wilson 45:39

It's that vibe like. Did it used to be like that like? Maybe in like the 50s, 60s? I?

Jay 45:44

don't know a lot of repressed stuff going on in the 80s? Yeah, not a handle.

Captain 45:48

Yeah so yeah, so they they break in and they're watching the girl's shower as well, but obviously super creepy it's disgusting I mean it could have been worse.

Jay 45:57

Honestly, from the name of the movie and the plot, I was like this this is going to be so bad. It was bad, but it wasn't as bad. It wasn't like Revenge of the Nerds, where you're like this should be burned.

Wilson 46:06

I've heard that it's not aged at all. No, I don't know if I've ever seen that thing. Don't watch it, it's so bad.

Jay 46:14

Really. But this isn't that least it's. It's very campy they lean into the comedy over the top, like it's just so silly, it's like okay, I mean yeah, they're very gawky yeah to the point where you're like, okay, I know you're like really acting the gawking up yeah

Captain 46:28

very hammy, like you're in, like anyone could walk upstairs and see you yeah, staring which is what happens babs sees them doing that, she paddles them to the floor and then she's like part of the initiation is that she does she paddles them to the floor and then she's like part of the initiation is that she does she paddles into the floor and then part of the initiation is like so again, I we don't know why, but the she's like okay, I know what the pledges need to do. They need to go on a mission to the bowling alley and steal a trophy from. You know that was recently. You know one of the bowling alley, but I don't can't remember what she said the trophy was gonna be used for.

Captain 47:02

I think she just wanted them to steal something yeah, she wanted them to steal something and then she was like the boys that are gawking also have to go on the mission with them. Oh, but it's like the bowling alley, or they just don't want to break in, or is there like an idea that it haunted or something?

Wilson 47:16

I think it's didn't want to go. I think they just like didn't want to be forced to do to steal.

Jay 47:21

They just wanted like don't make us go to this freaking bully alley, like these creepo boys that were just literally gawking all over us but the boys also didn't want to go at first.

Wilson 47:30

Yeah, I think they described it as like oh well, these girls will be scared and they'll need a man right and they're like oh okay, we'll go, yeah, but yeah, I guess.

Captain 47:38

Yeah, just breaking and entering. It's like they just didn't want to get in trouble, I guess. But yeah, so the all. So the five of them go. But unbeknownst to them, bobs, then, is joking around with the other two sorority sisters being like yeah, if you don't remember, my father runs the, owns them all, or runs the bowling alley um, I don't know one of those things without with acts, she has access.

Captain 47:58

Yeah and was going to fuck with them the whole time. She was going to play pranks on them the whole time through the security cameras.

Wilson 48:05

I'm glad that didn't go for very long. I was like I don't need to see that.

Captain 48:09

Yeah, the security camera scenes are really weird. I mean they're just sitting there watching. They're not really pranking much. Did they prank at all?

Wilson 48:15

I don't know what their plan was at the end. But yeah, secret surveillance.

Captain 48:20

What a point, prank okay they were pretty hype about sky and the shadow the out of the pledges though but anyway, when the five get there to her breaking in the doors open so they go right into the dark bowling alley, um, and then they find that, um, I think quickly they find spider who's like in the middle of burglarying, burglary burglarizing the alley with the bowling alley with a crowbar yeah, yeah, um spider is quickly so the famous, the most famous person in this movie um and dude. I love her lines in that opening scene she has like great one-liners.

Captain 48:57

Um, just being like you know. They ask them like what are you doing here? And like they're like you know, I don't know. They have like a quick conversation about like what they're doing there, what she's doing, she's like look man, I'm just robbing the fucking place, don't you understand? Like I think calvin offers her a dollar or something just to keep talking to her like hey, I got a dollar if you want.

Jay 49:14

He's like I'm fucking robbing this place, man.

Captain 49:17

And then calvin's like asking her name and like info about her parents and like what happened to them. And she was like, oh, because he was like what's your name? Spider? And he's like what's your real name? She was like spider and he was like why, what'd your parents do? Like where are they?

Jay 49:29

and she's like I ate them and I was like I love that her energy's very good. Yeah, um, she when she first meets them she reads the girls to phil, if I can't remember what she calls says to them.

Captain 49:40

But I can't remember either, but yeah, they, because they're like picking on calvin and she's like, nah, she just basically like dusty crusty. Yeah, pretty much yeah um, but anyway they somehow I can't remember she helps them break into the trophy room but they like immediately drop the bullying trophy that they were gonna um steal and it unleashes the imp, or aka uncle impy, who, because they freed him, is offering everybody, everybody that was there one wish for freeing him. But, as we've said, it's like monkey's paw or it's lucy based on monkey's paw also.

Wilson 50:15

I didn't watch this trailer so I was like I didn't know anything about an imp coming out of the trophy, so I thought it's like no, no, I was just like okay, it's probably like a slasher at a bowling alley and it's gonna be campy.

Captain 50:28

I want to say like 30 minutes goes by, or maybe not that long, maybe like 20 minutes goes by and we're nowhere near bowling alley. Like I knew that the story is mostly taking the setting as a bowling alley in my head, I was where the fuck's the bowling alley? Yeah, we're at a sorority house right now, yeah we're at a sorority house, we're at a boy's dorm room, we're nowhere near. And then Babs was like yeah, so the next step of your initiation is bowling, alley stealing. And I was like what?

Jay 50:55

Ten minutes of paddling over cream, another ten minutes of showering.

Captain 51:05

I don minutes of paddling over cream, another 10 minutes of showering. I don't think she wants these people. Yeah, yeah, and like they need it. Five people to start, he's not enough. Yeah, you're gonna be kicked out. Um, yeah, so they unleash uncle impy. Now, if you remember what jay had started from started this episode, uncle impy is basically like an off-brand eddie murphy because, this would have been when he was really famous, and he did that like red leather suit.

Jay 51:22

Yeah, the delirious stand-up, yeah.

Captain 51:25

So you can do the voice decently, but I can't do it at all. But it's very like yeah.

Captain 51:32

It's a choice. Yeah, it's very.

Jay 51:34

It's so bad and it sounds like someone doing an Eddie Murphy impression. Yes at and it, it sounds like someone doing an eddie murphy impression. Yes, um, almost like uh like a caricature.

Captain 51:46

Yeah, very character.

Jay 51:46

Eddie murphy's already a caricature, he's already like a very goofy and extreme sounding voice, and this is, like um, just so insensitive I can't think of the word, but it's like it does give off a yeah.

Wilson 52:02

Something doesn't seem right this seems questionable.

Captain 52:06

Yeah, I'm uncomfy.

Jay 52:07

The imp is black. He's got this goofy over-the-top jive turkey-sounding voice.

Captain 52:13

What you talking about.

Jay 52:16

Now, who wants a wish from Uncle Impy? Hey, hey, hey, it's Uncle Ippy. I'm like jeez, louise, you are okay.

Captain 52:26

Yeah, David's questionable. He's in here and he offers them a wish. So I think what Jimmy gets the first wish where he offers for stacks of gold, he gets them. So everyone's like, oh shit, these wishes are real. And then Tffy's like I want to be prom queen now insane wish doesn't make any sense. What a drop off she's already in college she was like I wanted to be like what are you?

Jay 52:50

oh, 30 million and go. Bullion dude, I got one better. I want to be prom queen.

Captain 52:54

You're not in high school yeah, and what that wish brings her is just a prom dress, that's it and some spotlight and a tiara.

Wilson 53:00

Yeah, a prom dress, that's it. And some spotlight, oh, and a tiara, yeah and a tiara.

Captain 53:03

She's having the best time of her life. She's dancing. She's dancing with herself. Yeah, she's having a fantastic time.

Jay 53:09

And third, wish is problematic right.

Captain 53:12

Yes because then? Oh no sorry. Keith said his wish was have sex with Lisa.

Captain 53:19

What does?

Jay 53:19

Lisa get Nothing. Yeah she turns it to property immediately.

Wilson 53:23

Yes, and then he like suddenly didn't, she was going too fast for him. Yeah, it was like what? Yeah?

Captain 53:29

so Lisa gets, like you know, snapped into, like lingerie basically, and she's like all over yeah brainwashed, and she's like all over what's his name? Keith brainwashed, and she's like all over um, what's his name?

Captain 53:39

keith, yeah, um, and keith's the kid. In the beginning that was like um, like drooling over the playboy magazine or the maxim magazine or whatever and the like. They make a joke about how he hasn't lost his virginity yet. So like, then he makes this wish and then he's like, oh, I'm not ready yeah, so that's like I guess how his wish soured like yeah, it wasn't any harm.

Captain 53:57

He's just like I don't want to go that fast yeah, at least it was like coming out really strong, but like but then, like all the other wishes, kind of started to sour, like the gold is really just painted wood.

Wilson 54:07

And then, uh, what's? Her face's prom dress just turns to shreds.

Captain 54:10

Yeah, it turns to a slightly uglier it's like almost like he takes a veil off and like these things were never what they seem to be um and then um, because they were suspicious of impy spider, and calvin declined his offer, which is like the main that's.

Captain 54:27

I mean that's, you know they're the main people um, so I don't know it kind of I forget, the structure falls apart this is almost immediately we are where things fall apart because, like there's a trio of the girls in the back, they're watching this from the security camera, because one of the girls even says we've got to go out there, we've got to get our wish, and before they even get to do that, he pulls them out, he transports them magically.

Wilson 54:53

He's like you can't just watch, yeah, and he's like now because you watch this you're turned into zombie, demon minions and like the bride of Frankenstein.

Captain 55:04

Oh, Frankie turns into the bride of Frankenstein. That's why she's Frankie.

Jay 55:08

What's the other one turned into?

Captain 55:09

Rhonda turns into a demon. I think she's a zombie, right.

Jay 55:12

She runs to a demon. That's a demon.

Captain 55:14

Demon minion is what it says, rhonda. And then the main girl, Babs, is just kind of running for her life ronda, and then the main girl, babs, is just like kind of running for her life. She, yeah so.

Captain 55:23

So impy also makes like all the lot, all the doors to get out like electrified, and I think babs touches one to try to run, and so she's unconscious for like a large part of them, um, because she touched the electrified doors, um, but yes, the shortly after the kind of like you know the, the two girls get turned into Frankenstein and the demon and Bob's goes unconscious. Then, yeah, then the veil comes off and he's like, yeah, all your wishes were shit, though, yeah, the gold's made out of wood.

Wilson 55:50

Taffy's dress disappears, um, and then I think the guy that wished for the gold, his head, gets sawed off, yeah.

Jay 56:01

I think, I think Brad frankenstein does that. Yeah, monster girls come down there like stuff his head in a bowling ball.

Wilson 56:06

Polish oh yeah, oh yeah. Then they just roll it down the strike and they end up rolling yeah oh, it's a gutter ball.

Jay 56:11

It doesn't even hit anything.

Captain 56:12

Oh yeah, it doesn't make it the whole way, you know I'm looking at these notes here and like they don't bring up the janitor at all, but he's popped in and out of this.

Wilson 56:18

That was another like comedic thing too, like the very well beginning the movie. When they get to the bowling alley, he just gets locked in a closet by accident.

Captain 56:25

Yeah, yeah, so he spends like half the movie in there yeah, but it does panda him a couple of times and then he does eventually get it, make his way out of the closet, um, but I don't. I don't know if he is understanding, like what's happening I think he explains the story.

Wilson 56:39

Oh yes, he's like oh, y'all let the imp out and then he ends up getting stabbed by the bride of.

Uncle Impy's Deadly Wishes

Captain 56:46

I think bride yeah yeah, the one that hisses goes, yes, just that's not annoying, that's not annoying at all the paddle scene goes on forever. The scene of keith not wanting to have sex goes on forever.

Jay 57:01

Yes and then. Yeah, the reigning movie is the hissing scene.

Wilson 57:03

Keep going back to that scene yeah, it's just a long silence of just her chasing the guy or woman and then slowly taking, slowly take.

Captain 57:12

Oh the hissing yeah, just like that whole time, just no music dead silent. Yeah, her hissing, yeah yeah but even the yeah, the, the locker room scene, like the woman is, like it just keeps cutting to him and she's like slowly biting and then taking clothes off like sock at a time she's not trying to kill him either.

Wilson 57:27

No, she's just trying to get his pants giving him what he literally wished for and can't have your kick any and the structure.

Captain 57:36

It's very hectic at this point it's like you, havectic, I didn't know what was going on.

Jay 57:41

It's kind of hard to follow. It's just like Spider and the other guy are hiding from all the madness yeah, Spider and Calvin are hiding from a lot of this and intermittently they interact with someone like Babs, but they do kill the one demon girl Rhonda?

Wilson 57:54

Yeah, I think. How did she die?

Jay 57:56

They find a pistol they find a pistol and they just shoot her.

Captain 57:59

They shot Rhonda, that doesn't do anything but they shoot her again. I think they shoot her again at some point though Rhonda, so they've killed Jimmy. I think Rhonda then kills Keith because he flees from Lisa, and then I think she shovels him in the face.

Wilson 58:18

I was wondering how he died. Somebody else's head flies off, I think yeah.

Captain 58:21

And then after that, shortly after that, the demon and Bride of Frankenstein just pull Taffy into pieces. She just pulls apart.

Jay 58:28

Oh yeah, split her up, yeah.

Captain 58:31

And the shot of that is like a middle school magic trick. Oh yeah, yeah, where it's just like a column is between the front half of her body and like they don't have a budget for prospect legs, why put her against like all? I. All he did was like put a column between the front half and the back half and they're like we split her but but why you could do that without the wall.

Jay 58:53

Well, I think it's like the um it's the easiest.

Captain 58:55

It's the simplest way for them to shoot that while it looks like she's in peace.

Jay 58:58

It's like two different people. Someone's got her legs on.

Captain 59:04

Yeah, but like literally, a support beam of the building is in the shot so it's breaking her body up.

Wilson 59:09

I think they spent all the money on that person that got caught on fire.

Jay 59:13

Oh, yeah, that was crazy.

Wilson 59:14

That was like the most effects in the movie. When was that?

Jay 59:18

Who's gone on fire? No, they burned someone.

Wilson 59:20

Yeah, who was that? Is it Rhonda?

Captain 59:22

Wait at the cleansing hour. There's somebody burning.

Wilson 59:24

No, in this movie they catch someone on fire.

Jay 59:27

It happens early. It's like the two girls get turned into monsters by Uncle whatever Uncle Imp.

Wilson 59:32

Impy. Well, they turn Babs into a. It might have been babs, it is bad because she has an outfit on.

Jay 59:39

She comes down and she's like hey guys, and she tries to do something. I don't think she like swung at one of them, like oh, I know how to deal with this, and spider light set douses her with gasoline and sets her on fire, and I'm like that seems extreme, because she wasn't a monster, she was just like herself, just in a different costume, I think.

Wilson 59:57

Remember that yes I think they did want to possess her, though, because I think when they killed the one, they were like oh, imp, we killed, we killed one and he's like I don't care, I'll just take another one.

Captain 1:00:06

Yeah, he's like bob's gonna be possessed to like, take the, take the place. Yeah, yeah. So I think, ronda, they is killed by spider with a bowling ball and then, when she's dead, babs then gets possessed to take her place. Um, yes, and then spider and calvin find the janitor who reveals sunday. So the imp was summoned to help a lousy bowler become a champion. But the imp was then trapped for 30 years due to creature, the creature killing people and the bowler was blamed for that and then was executed to death. I don't know.

Wilson 1:00:37

This is also where they learn to trap it. You just put it in a container.

Captain 1:00:40

Yeah, you just put it back in a container, which is like okay, you trap a raccoon oh yeah, there was a Molotov cocktail, that's yeah.

Wilson 1:00:47

Yeah, that's how they caught her, yeah.

Captain 1:00:49

Okay.

Captain 1:00:50

So yeah, I think at this point, Like mostly everyone's dead, yeah, I think the janitor also says like, like part of the imps, like thing, like he explains, like he likes to torment people, like after they ask for a wish, especially if it's ridiculous, um, and so yeah, spider, spider and calvin are like, okay, we're gonna um get out of here. Um, they try to explain everything to. I can't remember. They try to. They try to talk to the janitor about what their friends wished for. I don't know, but it doesn't really make a difference.

Jay 1:01:29

The janitor gets stabbed up.

Captain 1:01:30

Yeah, the janitor doesn't live very long, that's fine. What happens next at the Molotov cocktail? And they kill Babs.

Wilson 1:01:40

I think they're able to get outside.

Captain 1:01:44

Yeah, I think Calvin and Fred are.

Wilson 1:01:46

Oh, because they throw somebody's head or body at the door and it breaks the shield on the door.

Captain 1:01:54

Yeah, there's an axe involved too.

Jay 1:01:56

Yeah, it's after the janitor gets stabbed to death by the Frankenstein lady. I don't know if you remember there a shot where, like she goes in, they open the door and it's her with a knife hissing and the janitor's dead stabbed to death and like, oh crap, we gotta run and the door closes. Oh yeah, axe now. And she's still hissing and she's chasing after them with the axe yeah, and that goes on for a very long time.

Wilson 1:02:15

so yeah, and then Spider traps Impy in like a can or like a tin chocolate can.

Captain 1:02:23

Yeah, I thought it. Yeah, it was like a I don't know, like a tobacco can. Yeah, at first I thought it was going to be like a soda can. I'm like that sucks for Impy. But yes, I think Spider and Calvin eventually what they run off in a motorcycle.

Wilson 1:02:42

Yeah, but they leave the container just like out on the somebody's gonna open that.

Captain 1:02:45

Well, there is a part, there's a part two. Well, I mean like 40 years later and it's just a remake. Well, not really it's like.

Wilson 1:02:51

I mean it's mostly because I think when we watch the trailer he's they, it's another trophy yeah, so somebody opened the can and put him back in a trophy.

Captain 1:03:00

Yeah, we just don't get that in a movie format. Yeah, but yeah. So at the end of this movie, the janitor and all everybody's dead except.

Wilson 1:03:08

Spider and.

Captain 1:03:09

Calvin.

Wilson 1:03:10

And Calvin.

Captain 1:03:11

Okay.

Wilson 1:03:12

And she's like come over to my place.

Captain 1:03:14

The last girl. There was like a car scene and she dies in the car crash I think yes, and also because they trapped imp at the same time. Yeah, oh so she's kind of like her power's gone I think it's like yeah, and she was shot.

Wilson 1:03:26

Yeah, she wasn't wearing her seat belt, because we did see him we saw him put his seat belt on.

Captain 1:03:30

So um, yes, and the film ends with impy asking for help, including audience members of the film, audience members of, or including members, including audience members of the film, to let him out.

Wilson 1:03:44

I'm not going to do that. No thanks, a couple years too late anyway.

Captain 1:03:51

I think the setup initially was okay. Very quickly, as soon as they enter the bowling alley, it kind of goes off the rails, but it was kind of fun yeah.

Wilson 1:04:02

Spider scenes are fun, for sure.

Captain 1:04:03

I didn't really care about the rest of it yeah um, but yeah, there's so much hot gossip about this movie and I don't know if it's because it's been out for a long time um, but like so much, bring us in okay. So oh, I didn't get any numbs I can do I did look at it a little bit.

Wilson 1:04:20

It doesn't seem like it got a theatrical release or any num noms I can do. I did look at it a little bit. It doesn't seem like it got a theatrical release or whatever. Like the budget I can see was estimated at 90 000 okay but I don't know that. It was like uh, okay, it got a limited release in the united states yeah, I think it was in uh, I don't know, europe somewhere yeah, there's just not much.

Captain 1:04:44

It doesn't have a rotten tomatoes crick store, but the audience score is a 37. That's pretty bad. Um, I don't know if you have. I don't even know if it has a letterbox.

Wilson 1:04:57

Um, because, it does I mean, oh yeah, it's. The letterbox is 2.6 out of5, that's that's better than I thought it would be.

Captain 1:05:05

Yeah, seriously um, okay, so here's some hot goss ready. The script is written in 10 days with only one draft makes sense the production of the film began and ended within 12 days.

Behind the Scenes Production Stories

Captain 1:05:17

The filming location, um, was in a bowling alley. It says Plaza Camino Real and Eagle One Bowl. Due to the low budget, the film had to be shot at the bowling alley at night only, when it was closed. So 9 pm to 9 am is when it was shot For, like you know, the 10 or the 12 days, and then that's all they shot. Wow, brink Stevens said that the director, david Ducoteau, had to fire the entire camera crew after the first day of shooting because they just weren't working fast enough, and he was like we have 10 days and apparently none of the actors knew about it until the next day Just a whole new set of crew showed up.

Wilson 1:06:03

Damn.

Captain 1:06:04

So he kept it on the DL. But he was like not only are we on a budget, we're on the tightest time crunch you've ever seen. I want to know how bad they messed up or how unreasonable I mean I can imagine someone being lackadaisical and he's like we're not I, we cannot shoot like this.

Jay 1:06:22

I mean he could you know the camera crew's just like are you sure we got what we needed from the paddling scene I? I think we want to go a few more times.

Captain 1:06:28

Oh yeah, maybe all the really long scenes are the scenes that they shot. He was like you're fired.

Captain 1:06:33

Yeah, half the movie of those scenes, the paddling the hissing, the locker room scene, and he was like, no, yeah, but he edited all that in there. He had the vision. Okay. Apparently that director also desperately wanted to work with Lana Quigley, so much that he handed her the script and told her you can play any character you want, you choose, and she eventually decided on Spider. She also said that this was a dream movie to work on because it was one of the rare times she didn't have to get naked.

Wilson 1:07:02

That's really sad.

Captain 1:07:06

She also then suggested to Hal Havens come work on the movie, since he did Night of the Demons with her, so she brought him on. She also told the director that she knew how to ride a motorcycle. At the end, however, apparently David Ducoteau said that when he showed up on the last day of filming for the final shot, um, he heard, uh, one of the people of the crew giving her tips on how to ride a motorcycle and giving her lessons in the parking lot but I guess why lie about that?

Wilson 1:07:38

because he wanted her so badly in the film.

Captain 1:07:40

Well, you know, he probably wanted her for one of the naked parts and she was like I'm not playing a naked yeah so like babs is not in, or no, sorry spider, she's in like a full costume the whole time like she. She has full clothing on, so she's, like you know, in a leather situation, right like a burglar.

Jay 1:07:57

Yeah like leather leggings and then like a I don't know like a tank top power tank top.

Captain 1:08:01

Yeah, but it's like you know, she's like strapped in fully clothed.

Jay 1:08:04

Yeah, no whipped cream, no cream, no paddles.

Captain 1:08:06

Exactly, yeah, not even like Bride of Frankenstein, like type of weird costume.

Jay 1:08:11

And she has real dialogue. It's not just like oops, I got whipped cream on me it's like I'm fucking robbing this place, what's up.

Captain 1:08:19

That's true. Yeah, apparently the producer, the main producer for this movie, is Charles Band. So he was, like you know, in contact with David DeCote too a lot. But he apparently held a contest amongst the employees at Empire Pictures to come up with a new title, because the original title the Imp he was like that's no longer relevant. I need a new title. So the title he originally chose was Bitchin' Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bola-rama, but apparently the entire cast hated that, except, I think, the guy that played calvin shocker, shock, I don't know.

Captain 1:08:51

I kind of like it yeah, except the guy that played calvin, but it didn't really matter, because um the studio or the what is that? The mp? The rating company, yeah, the rating company were like you can't use the word bitchin um, so that didn't really make a difference. Um, and then where was I?

Jay 1:09:12

slime bowl is out of nowhere yeah, there's no slime film.

Captain 1:09:16

There's no slime, yeah, one attempted bowling barely yeah, I don't know where the slime ball came from. Was the m? Supposed to be slimier or something I couldn't tell you maybe apparently charles band also the same producer, was so pleased with david decoto's creepazoid film that he was like he signed him for a 10 picture deal. Um, and then, soon after the creepazoid picture, van called him and said I have a new movie that I need to start working on yesterday and it was the imp, that or this movie the sorority babes, um so apparently david was sold on making that movie just by looking at the poster alone.

Captain 1:09:53

There was no script, but the title and the poster were like, later changed after the script was written and cast and stuff.

Jay 1:10:00

He really thought he was cooking with this. He's like oh my god, I got the next big thing right here the.

Captain 1:10:07

Okay, I think this is. This is what I was laughing at when I was writing these notes. Okay, so during the movie, when they're talking to the imp, we were making comments of like why are they so fucking chill? So apparently the actors never actually saw the imp the entire time they filmed. They had no idea what they were reacting to. They never saw it, so they they had no idea what it looked like to.

Captain 1:10:27

They never saw it, so they they had no idea what it looked like, what it sounded like, and they were just told to do the lines and they were told like what the imps lines were like.

Wilson 1:10:33

They were read this, so that's why they're like so chill about you know no one's like like no one's like freaking out and it's like you know, it literally looks like a monster they have some of the straight like if you look at the cast when they're like talking to the imp. They all have different weird expressions on their face.

Captain 1:10:49

No one's agreed. No one's agreed on what to?

Wilson 1:10:50

no, they're like some of them are chill, some of them are like I don't know.

Captain 1:10:54

Just yeah, calvin and spider give like the most like alarmed faces, but yeah, there's like literally the girl standing behind them is giving like a neutral. Yeah, yeah, almost like she's bored. Yeah, exactly, um, but yeah, that I think that makes so much sense why they're acting like that. Yeah, um, some other stuff. So apparently, like the name of the sorority changes like a gazillion times, like they're supposed to be tri-delta, but the paddle says beta, thigh pi, and then the outside of the house says Pi, omega, pi.

Captain 1:11:25

Chi Omega, like it doesn't make any, like they're just throwing Greek letters everywhere, which is you know if you've ever like talked to a sorority or like spent any time. They care so much about their letters. So like the idea that they just constantly are switching just for whatever Greek letters is like very funny. After Taffy's wish goes bad. So the girl that wished to be prom queen best wish. Um, apparently her sash that said homecoming queen changes to miss bimbo queen I wish I would have seen that I didn't.

Wilson 1:11:58

I didn't see it her scene is so small when her dress changes that you don't.

Captain 1:12:02

It's hard to see, but yeah, I think that's funny um. So they did make a sequel to this film with the whole name, just with the two at the end. That was released in 2022, directed by brink stevens, who played uh, who'd she play in this movie? Was that? It was, that was taffy. So it was directed by taffy taffy coming in yeah, taffy was like it's my turn, yeah yeah, um, she reprises her role, her character. So that's kind of probably the connection. Michelle bauer is also in that. Is she one of the?

Wilson 1:12:35

taffy reprises her connect her role yeah taffy die, or they, like, all died, except for spider.

Captain 1:12:40

Well, I'm wondering if she's a spirit or something.

Jay 1:12:43

Wait the woman who got taffy, got possessed right like, turned in, like in by Eric's wish. No, it was Linda.

Captain 1:12:49

No, Taffy's the girl that got split in half.

Jay 1:12:51

Oh yeah, she's definitely dead.

Captain 1:12:53

I don't know, maybe she's a spirit. We watched the trailer. I don't know.

Wilson 1:12:57

I think they could do whatever they want, maybe 40 years later.

Captain 1:13:01

And then one of the, lisa, I think is one of the. I can't remember. Is she one of the no, is she one of the pledges?

Wilson 1:13:07

Lisa was the girl that turned into the Like trying to have sex with.

Captain 1:13:12

Oh, she's. Apparently she's also in the second movie, that's crazy.

Jay 1:13:18

What's the rating on that movie?

Captain 1:13:19

Oh God, it doesn't even have a rating.

Jay 1:13:21

I think it does on IG.

Captain 1:13:28

The only thing that I would potentially want to watch that movie is that that TikToker's in it.

Captain 1:13:30

Yeah 3.3.

Captain 1:13:31

It could be okay.

Wilson 1:13:33

I heard it's like just barely 60 minutes.

Captain 1:13:36

It's like 60 minutes yeah. That's funny. As we mentioned, the film's trailer features a different voice for the imp than the finished film.

Wilson 1:13:46

I guess you could argue it's a better voice um, yeah, it suits it better because it's like a robot voice, but it's still a weird imp doll yes, yeah, yeah, it's odd, the whole thing's odd.

Captain 1:14:00

Um, and then in 1988 the uk released this video, the the imp like to the uk, but it was cut by a minute and 90 seconds because they had to edit some of the close-up shots of the woman being spanked, because that goes on for fucking ever. And they had to cut the scene where the naked woman is threatened by another woman wielding a whip. I don't remember if there was a whip.

Wilson 1:14:25

I remember seeing a whip.

Jay 1:14:25

yeah, that was the head sorority lady when she gets turned evil sheing a whip. I don't remember if there was a whip. I remember seeing a whip. Yeah, that was the head sorority lady when she gets turned evil. She has a whip.

Captain 1:14:32

Oh yeah, apparently they cut that out. That was too much for the UK. Okay, also, I'd never watched the show, but Up All Night with Rhonda Shear, I don't know what that is. I don't know. I think it was like a late night show, didn't they used to show old Nick?

Wilson 1:14:49

at Night. I don't know what this is. Maybe who the hell is Rhonda Shearer? Go on.

Captain 1:14:53

Well, I think this was like some other late night show. Oh, rhonda Shearer, we go way back.

Jay 1:15:10

Oh, rhonda, that's one of those names where it's like or is it ronda, she's on for like 10 years.

Captain 1:15:12

It was like a late night program, all right, okay, but anyway, apparently they like I don't know if they show clips of the movie or they talk about the movie, but this episode where they talk about this movie was the most popular feature ever on that show, and leanna quigley was there. She like co-starred in the episode, like on the couch or whatever yeah, um, yes.

Captain 1:15:32

And then the last little piece I have here um the location for the starty house was later used in other leanna quigley movies. So murder weapon in 89 and horror workout in 1990 can't imagine we'd ever watch those.

Wilson 1:15:45

Unless you get one of those funny Instagram clips. I mean, unless something's like looking really good, no One other scene.

Captain 1:15:53

one other thing I didn't write down, but apparently the guy that Keith that you know was like wishes to have sex with Lisa and then it's like just kidding. Apparently that actor was like really did not want to get naked, like he was apparently supposed to get naked and he was like I'm not getting naked.

Captain 1:16:13

So like the actor and the character are like both kind of fighting that um, and apparently they like did finally tell him you have to get down to your tighty whities and he like was like fine, but like apparently he was like really did not want to do, and I'm like sir lisa's got her yits out everywhere.

Wilson 1:16:25

Yeah, I know.

Captain 1:16:26

She's in lingerie and he's like, oh, I have to take my socks off my shirt off.

Wilson 1:16:32

Yeah, I mean, I don't blame him for not wanting to do that, but it's like and maybe you wanted an acting gig.

Captain 1:16:38

But it's like this movie is heavily nudity, soft porn basically. Like maybe this isn't the film for you, that's true, but Basically like maybe this isn't the film for you, True, but I just appreciated how much hot gossip there's so much hot gossip about this movie.

Wilson 1:16:51

There's a lot of hot gossip. It's a cult classic, apparently. I guess it's a cult classic.

Captain 1:16:57

Like a sub-cult classic or something. I didn't give this movie a really good.

Wilson 1:16:59

I mean I gave it a 1.5 on Letterboxd I gave it a 2, and I gave it a heart because I liked it, but it wasn't great.

Captain 1:17:06

So you would rate this.

Wilson 1:17:08

I mean, yeah, it's like a 30, but like I enjoyed it, I had a good time.

Captain 1:17:17

I would not give this a 30. What about you, Jay? I?

Jay 1:17:19

would not give this a 30. For me it's like a 10.

Captain 1:17:23

Yeah, but I mean it's funny.

Jay 1:17:25

Like it's not. Like you're not. It's not like it's not you're not gonna have fun watching it.

Captain 1:17:27

It's like there was a lot of. For 85 minutes you still ended up finding a lot of dead space. I was like I'm like almost falling asleep sometimes, like I don't know, like crank it well, I was also very tired when we watched it okay. Well, we don't have to talk about that.

Jay 1:17:44

Do you any favors?

Captain 1:17:45

I'm going to give this movie a 13.

Jay 1:17:47

Okay, I feel like that's too good of a rating because 13 is a spooky number. No, I'm just like choose, like 12 or 14. Don't choose 13.

Wilson 1:17:54

Oh, because it's like 13. Yeah, it's like 13.

Captain 1:17:56

13 sounds right.

Wilson 1:17:58

How dare you 12.9. Yeah 12.9.

Jay 1:18:00

Thank you reserved for like spooky yeah, but spooky and actually like worth 13 was there any moment in?

Captain 1:18:14

this movie that you felt was scary or spooky? No, no, not a single, but it is a kamehameha and we've done this before it was funny yeah there's no horror, but it's funny.

Wilson 1:18:22

It was like the special effects I would have. I would have liked it a lot more if they had budget for blood.

Captain 1:18:28

Oh yeah, like anything. I don't think there was any budget for that scene.

Wilson 1:18:35

There was almost zero blood in this movie.

Jay 1:18:37

If Janner gets stabbed.

Captain 1:18:38

There's blood on his shirt but they don't show any blood the most special effects is drawn on top of the picture, the lightning bolts. When he made all the walls like the, literally like drawn on top of the picture, like the electric, the lightning bolts, when the when he like made all the uh, all the walls of the plate, all the doors electrified which are, like, I mean, they literally like drawn on yeah, so what's your razor glass? Oh, you said you had a razor glass picked I'd never raised the last bit I feel like mine would be just like one of spider's lines at the beginning.

Wilson 1:19:06

That's my, it's like I don't have a line picked out, but any of Spider's lines.

Captain 1:19:11

I do like an Adam line when he asks about her parents. I do like that line, so that's probably my Raising Glass, yeah.

Jay 1:19:22

My Raising Glass is the very beginning of the movie, where they're all watching TV. What's his name? Stooge? Stooge is laying down, he's eating chips and they're talking.

Captain 1:19:32

Is it Jimmy? I think he goes by Stooge in the other movie.

Jay 1:19:35

Okay, sorry, jimmy's laying down and he's got chips on his shirt and one. They're all in like a neat pile. So I don't know what's that about. But at some point during that scene it cuts to him and the chips are just gone and I'm like what he had, like bags of chips around him on the couch, yeah, so many chips and like, yeah, as they cut in and out, the chips are gone, the bags are gone, they come back, they come back.

Jay 1:19:55

It's like very Napoleon Dynamite. I don't know if it was done on purpose, but it made me laugh out loud when I saw it. The chips, like. A couple scenes later they're back. I'm like, what Like? Are you kidding me?

Captain 1:20:06

Yeah, it was kind of like Napoleon Dynamite.

Jay 1:20:08

Yeah, but it probably wasn't on purpose. But they probably left it in because it was funny. It was very Napoleon Dynamite. I enjoyed that a lot, and the other scene would just be like you know, like I'm fucking robbing this place, man, yeah, like Spider-Man, Like it stuck with me. The delivery and the timing is really good on this.

Captain 1:20:24

She's by far the best actor on the whole thing, oh yeah, for sure, I got a dollar if you want it.

Wilson 1:20:30

I'm fucking robbing this place man, I'm like what are you? The other people were kind of painful acting. Yeah, it was pretty bad.

Captain 1:20:37

I didn't write this down, but apparently the guy that plays Calvin he admitted later on that while they were filming this this he actually did get a crush on Babs His character's supposed to have a crush on her and he was like, yeah, I actually did have a crush on her.

Wilson 1:20:53

And now they're married. No, no, you would just. It's just Babs lines.

Captain 1:21:01

Spider's lines.

Wilson 1:21:03

I don't care about Babs.

Captain 1:21:07

Okay.

Jay 1:21:08

Yeah, babs is a little too into the paddling.

Wilson 1:21:13

Yeah, I don't think she should be.

Captain 1:21:15

Yeah, that's where it gets shut down. Yeah, and as they're paddling, they're going.

Jay 1:21:22

oh, oh, I'm like oh my god Dude, it went on forever. It was so awkward. At a certain point it was just like because, like they're watching it from the outside, that lasts like three minutes. They're like all right, let's go around as we're sneaking around, you still hear the sound.

Captain 1:21:35

So it's just like for like five minutes.

Jay 1:21:38

You're like is this gonna end? Like this is so weird.

Captain 1:21:41

And then it ends with whipped cream.

Jay 1:21:42

Yeah yep, yep, and babs is like I know what we're gonna do next. We're gonna get them all soapy and then we're gonna give them a massage.

Wilson 1:21:48

She just wants to like. Yeah, I was like girl maybe David's, not the one that has a problem maybe he just wrote her.

Jay 1:21:55

I mean, everyone has a lot of problems. She's the one that said me too.

Captain 1:21:57

Yeah, she's like girl. Oh gosh, I don't know. Maybe Jay can help me with this. The advice yeah, I think Jay needs to do it Next time on the Red Run podcast, we're doing the Cleansing Hour from 2019, just so we can put that out there. I do highly recommend that movie. You can watch it for free on Amazon.

Jay 1:22:18

It's a Shudder original.

Captain 1:22:20

But, it is available for streaming and I would highly recommend the Cleansing.

Wilson 1:22:25

Hour. Don't give too much away. That's it, that's your advice you recommend.

Captain 1:22:29

The Cleansing Hour.

Captain 1:22:34

I do really need advice, or I need to give advice, but Jay can give advice, yeah.

Jay 1:22:39

Based on this movie. Don't get paddled half naked to join a sorority. Oh, yeah, and that's the initiation Tons of other social groups out there. Board group games Join a club yeah there's a board game group out there, probably. Okay, yeah, that's good, that's good.

Captain 1:22:55

That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.