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Knock at the Cabin

• Captain & Wilson • Season 8 • Episode 182

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Captain and Wilson book a trip out in the woods for this week's discussion, "Knock at the Cabin," an apocalyptic psychological thriller directed by M. Night Shyamalan. 

Captain:

Have you started watching the Apple show Floribus?

Wilson:

No, but Finn and I were just talking about it yesterday.

Captain:

You gotta watch it.

Wilson:

I mean, I know it's what, Vince Gilligan, and it has Raya Raya from um Better Call Saul.

Captain:

Yeah, I just call her Kim.

Wilson:

Kim, yeah. Kimmy Wex.

Captain:

Yeah. I'm glad that she got in here. Like, I'm glad that, you know, she's doing something else. Because when I when I were watching Better Call Saul, I remember thinking, like, why haven't I seen this woman in other stuff like in more stuff? I don't think I'd recognize her from anything else.

Wilson:

She looks like I always thought she looked oddly familiar, like from a I don't know, is a Disney movie or like I thought I'd maybe seen her somewhere before, but I am looking at her Wikipedia right now, and I don't I don't know any of these other things.

Captain:

Right? Yeah, so I'm glad she gets to do I'm glad she's in something cool like this. But um yeah, no, you really gotta watch it. Actually, you'll get if you wait till tomorrow, you'll get three episodes to watch. Um I mean, I don't think you're gonna do it today.

Wilson:

I think we'll probably wait till all of them are out.

Captain:

You're gonna wait? I would be nervous about getting spoilers.

Wilson:

I just I'm not getting those kind of posts. I think now that we're talking about it a bunch, I'll start getting posts about it.

Captain:

Your phone is always listening.

Wilson:

Yes.

Captain:

Um, yeah, I highly recommend though. It's a great so far. I mean, it's only been two episodes, but um, it's really good. Speaking of I guess not always listening, but I every because I like look at movies a lot, I get so many ads for the movies that are coming out, and I'm like, I don't even know. Like The Running Man, I'm like, I don't want to watch that. Is that gonna be good? I don't even know what that's about.

Wilson:

I mean, maybe. I think it's a Stephen King story.

Captain:

Really?

Wilson:

Yeah.

Captain:

Oh, like The Long Walk and The Running Man.

Wilson:

I mean, I don't I don't watch the Long Walk.

Captain:

Or or the Keepers or whatever. I keep getting ads for that too. Keeper? I don't know. Exactly.

Wilson:

Oh, I actually I think I just saw an ad for this today and I was like, that looks interesting.

Captain:

Yeah, I keep getting ads for that new Jennifer Lawrence movie.

Wilson:

Um, that's the one we saw last night.

Captain:

Oh, how was it?

Wilson:

Um I don't think it's for me.

Captain:

Like uh Jennifer Lawrence has been getting a lot of like uh chit-chat online about how she also changed her face.

Wilson:

Yeah. I guess I could see that.

Captain:

Like, let me send you this pic that I saw. Um like based on how she like if before she got anything done to now, like it's pretty dramatic. Like at first I didn't even I only recognized her because it it's a still from a video but it's kinda I don't know. I like I I get I I like I don't know. Celebrities, I understand there's a lot of like pressure to like be beautiful and young forever, but I don't know, part of me is also like but I don't like the I don't like that I I don't even recognize you like part of your brand is your face.

Wilson:

Oh, I thought she was still kind of like recognizable. Like I don't think she has gotten rid of the things that made like like for example, I think she has very distinctive eyes.

Captain:

But she did change her eyes. Here, let me let me send this to you.

Wilson:

I mean, I believe you. I mean, well, at least say the acting was really good in that movie, but it was heavily focused on like postpartum depression, and I don't not something that you not super familiar not very relatable. No, but her and Robert Pattinson were really good.

Captain:

Okay, this is um 2017 to 2025. I mean, she also aged like 10 years, so I mean, yes, but you can tell that this woman has changed multiple facets of her face.

Wilson:

I okay, that is fair, but also that picture on the right is a terrible picture of her.

Captain:

Like I don't think screenshot from a video. Like she's mid-talking.

Wilson:

Okay, yeah.

Captain:

Um but yeah, like you can tell she's changed multiple anyway, whatever. Uh like again, it's not a big deal. I just don't like that if you're part of your brand is your face and you change that. It's and sometimes they get like uncanny valley, which is like, you know, uncomfortable.

Wilson:

Yeah. I'm just glad she hasn't done that uh what is it, buckle fat removal?

Captain:

Oh yeah, yeah, with the cheeks where they get like um um like joker lines.

Wilson:

Yeah.

Captain:

Yeah, I mean, if you get to that level, um, I think it's like, you know, it's not the best doctor. Um speaking of photo, sorry, I'm just in my phone, but um look at can you see this? Uh actually I'll just send this to you. This um this was last night. This was um my dog waiting for me at the top of the steps because I was downstairs for too long doing laundry.

Wilson:

Oh, that's cute.

Captain:

And she was like, can we please go to bed? But she wouldn't she wouldn't go to bed without me.

Wilson:

Oh an angel.

Captain:

Um anyway, yeah. My I was just you really should watch Plurbus so I can talk to you about it. But you said you're gonna wait forever.

Wilson:

So I think we'll I think we'll wait. Um that okay, that does remind me since we were talking about the the Jennifer Lawrence movie. Don't do not watch that. There's a dog death. There's a like a very, very clear off the list. Yep, it's uh off that list. No going around that one.

Captain:

Yeah, nope, not watching that. Um I mean, I'm sure I'm sure my website would tell me, but I actually haven't I don't know. I'm not like I haven't been like in the movies. I want to see begonia.

Wilson:

That was good.

Captain:

It was yeah. Did you are are you one of those people that likes to watch those movie uh music movies like the Springsteen or no?

Wilson:

Uh I don't seek them out. Like I'm not opposed, but like we didn't we didn't see that one. I did see the uh Bob Dylan one. That was okay.

Captain:

Okay.

Wilson:

And I like Jeremy Allen White, but I'm not I I'm not probably gonna make time to go to the theater to watch it.

Captain:

Okay. Yeah, I mean, I think the last time I went to the theater I saw Good Fortune, I think.

Wilson:

Which one's that?

Captain:

That's the um Count of Reeves one.

Wilson:

Oh, that's not a musical. Okay.

Captain:

Oh, sorry. No, no, no, sorry, just in general, like the last time I went to the theater. Yeah, I think yeah, it was the Count of Reeves movie.

Wilson:

I went like three times last week or something like that.

Captain:

Get it.

Wilson:

Get it.

Captain:

Um yeah, I don't know. I want I want I don't know. I'm missing something. I guess Wicked 2 is coming out soon. That's gonna be a shit show at the movies. Like a couple of years. It is.

Wilson:

We bought tickets for like I think the the second week it's out.

Captain:

Oh, okay.

Wilson:

Yeah.

Captain:

Yeah, but I think the second week it's out is Zootopia 2, which is gonna be top of my list.

Wilson:

That's fair. I'll probably wait until that goes streaming. I do like the first one. It's a higher priority for me, so I just want to be able to see Wicked at least in theaters. Like, I want the theater experience.

Captain:

Oh, Zotopia 2's tickets are already you can get pre-sale tickets. Oh my god, people have already bought tickets for this. Jesus fucking Christ. Like the best seats are taken already. The fuck?

Wilson:

Pick a different day.

Captain:

Who are these people? Me? I mean, what?

Wilson:

Ugh.

Captain:

This movie is two weeks away and like the best seats are already taken.

Wilson:

Well, I'm trying to die hard fans in there. Yeah. You're a fake fan.

Captain:

I clearly. Um, okay, what's Predator? Are we predators?

Wilson:

Yeah, uh, no. Um, so well, two things. One, I watched uh Alien vs. Predator Requiem, so the second one last week. Absolutely terrible. I think I knew that. Um isn't that movie like old? Uh 2000s. But yeah, older. Um the first Alien vs. Predator is actually kind of good, even though it's bad. Um, but the reason I put this in here is because the new Predator movie is out. And it was really good, really good.

Captain:

Like, I'd like it. Because I don't really fuck with Predator. Predator's too warm, you know, machine gun y.

Wilson:

Um, it is different because I remember, you know, we did Predator for the podcast. Finn didn't like it. Like, it's a very it's a very different vibe. Um, yeah, this movie is not.

Captain:

Alien is just exclusively better.

Wilson:

Well, I mean, I think that is I while I agree with you, I think that's subjective, but um but this was this was really good and also it directly ties into without giving too much away, like the company from Alien is featured in this movie.

Captain:

Oh shit. I just remembered, I just realized I never finished the show.

Wilson:

It just got renewed. Uh yeah yesterday.

Captain:

I I I don't know. We fell off and forgot about it. I I I kind of wanna like now I took so much of a break, I kinda wanna start over.

Wilson:

You probably should.

Captain:

Maybe you said it got renewed. I might just we might just wait until right before season two starts.

Wilson:

Damn. I mean, season like that's not gonna be out to like 2027.

Captain:

2027?

Wilson:

I mean, they haven't even started filming yet, so.

Captain:

And do you see from season four is coming early, like January 2026?

Wilson:

You're gonna be so mad at me, but I have not finished.

Captain:

It's getting it's getting to the point where it's getting a little wiggly waggly, like a little like, okay, what are we doing?

Wilson:

Yeah, it's like I'm curious, but it's uh it's losing my attention a little bit.

Captain:

I kind of want them to like wrap it up before it gets, you know, to the point where you're like, what what is this? Yeah. I feel like if they they could kind of close out in season four if they wanted to. You get you do get a lot, like if you finish season three, you do get a lot of answers.

Wilson:

I have like two episodes left or something, but Oh my god!

Captain:

Yikes. Well, maybe just start from the beginning, right, before season four goes.

Wilson:

Yeah. I think maybe I'll probably end up you know what'll happen? I'll probably you'll watch season four, and then you can tell me if it's worth like finishing it out. We'll see.

Captain:

Okay. I don't know if I'm gonna be unbiased in that. Well, that's okay. Um, okay, so you would recommend the new Predator movie.

Wilson:

Yeah, yeah, I would. It's good.

Captain:

Really? Like it's would you say it's like better or it's as good as like some of the alien movies?

Wilson:

No. I mean, okay, so I loved Alien Romulus.

Captain:

No.

Wilson:

But it was it was very good. I just liked Alien better.

Captain:

What is this movie called?

Wilson:

Predator Badlands.

Captain:

Oh, Badlands. Okay, I did hear about that. I can't figure out okay, this movie has a 3.6 on letterbox.

Wilson:

Which is good. Like a letterbox? Like a 3.6.

Captain:

People are really harsh on there, I guess.

Wilson:

I think so, yeah.

Captain:

Have you ever seen a movie that had an average rating of above a four?

Wilson:

I think so. It's not very common.

Captain:

What about um the other let's see? Oh yeah, the rotten tuna's is good too.

Wilson:

I think if it's a below a three on letterbox, it's like intro.

Captain:

Do I need do I need any previous knowledge before I go into this predator movie?

Wilson:

No. Finn asked me the same thing, and I was like. You know they're like predators. So like that's what you need to know.

Captain:

They're um aliens, right? Like they are alien, they're not humans. Okay, but all you need to know is that it's like an alien species that's a predator. Yeah. Okay. We might check it out.

Wilson:

Yeah. You can watch it without any prior knowledge of predator.

Captain:

And that right there, I think, already gets at half a point.

Wilson:

Okay. I think it they needed to make it approachable. I mean, also, the predator movies they made in the last like 15 years have been garbage. Well, I'm gonna be real. There was one on Hulu in the 2020s that we I said that weird, but it was really good.

Captain:

All the way back in the 2020s. Um I mean your last is you, even the original Predator movie, not a huge fan.

Wilson:

No, that is fair. That is fair. I think if you if you go see this one and you end up liking it, watch Prey on Hulu. Um, it's it's pretty good.

Captain:

That sounds familiar, but I don't think I saw it. Um, alright. How are we doing?

Wilson:

Doing pretty good. I have another Kona. Got a refill.

Captain:

I'm cranberrying still with uh Winridge.

Wilson:

Winridge.

Captain:

It's just me and Winnie. Um you know, your um winter jacket koozie, the one you got me, uh someone recently saw mine and was like freaking out about it. They were like, I need to get one. I was like, yeah, I don't know where you got them, but uh um I think there's a tag on it.

Wilson:

Yeah, it's puffin', but honestly, if you go to Amazon, I'm pretty sure if you just search jacket koozie, you'll get like 30 million options.

Captain:

Well, name brand is important.

Wilson:

Uh oh yeah. And also, like, you would think this isn't that easy to carry, but like this is actually really nice with like the It's like a sippy cup with the handles.

Captain:

Yeah, I love it.

Wilson:

And it sits nice.

Captain:

Yeah. No, it's good. Um, okay. Will you want me to jump in here?

Wilson:

Yeah, let's let's hop in.

Captain:

There's lots to say. Um, so uh welcome to the 182nd episode of the Red Run Podcast, where we review horror movies while enjoying an adult beverage or two. And I'm Captain.

Wilson:

And I'm Wilson.

Captain:

And this week we're reviewing the 2023 American Apocalyptic Psychological Horror film. It's co-written and directed by M. Knight Shamelan, who also wrote the screenplay for this movie. Um, it is based on a book from that I think has the same name. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's called Knock at the Cabin.

Wilson:

See, you get into trouble when it's not written there.

Captain:

Yeah, sorry. Yeah, knock at the cabin. Um, yeah, I think the book has the same title. You didn't haven't you haven't read the book, right?

Wilson:

No, I haven't.

Captain:

Um yeah, this is an M Night Sham. Um, so he's in a bunch of stuff. Six cents, signs, split, glass, the visit. Um, we did Trap, which we can't squelch it because I already looked. It was 170. Um, so not that long ago. But um he did those. He's also doing another movie in 2026 um that's coming out soon. It's I think it's called Remain. Um, and he always does a little cameo, so he is in this movie as the little infomercial commercial person. Um he did say that this screenplay, or sorry, this script was the fastest he'd ever written in his career. That's like, in a way, not a good sign, but no, usually like I wouldn't um like boast about that.

Wilson:

Yeah, it doesn't feel good.

Captain:

No, it doesn't feel like you put your heart and soul and effort in.

Wilson:

So it really doesn't.

Captain:

But maybe he's like, you know, it came to me like a dream or like God speaking in my ear. I don't know. Um yes, this is okay. The book is called Oh, a 2018 novel called The Cabin at the End of the World, sorry, by Paul Tremblay.

Wilson:

You know what's crazy is I was just looking at this guy's Wikipedia page like yesterday or two days ago for something entirely unrelated. Yeah, even though I'm looking at his Wikipedia now, and I don't remember why I was looking at it.

Captain:

Are you sure?

Wilson:

Yeah, I remember looking at this guy, I remember his face, and I was like, oh, is he related to Jacob Tremblay? He's not, or doesn't appear to be.

Captain:

Who's Jacob Tremblay?

Wilson:

He's like a well uh a kid actor that's like he's really Oh, the kid from Room?

Captain:

Or not I think so. Yeah. He's like a that famous kid.

Wilson:

Yeah. Yeah, and he was in uh Doctor's Sleep. He was like one of the little boys.

Captain:

I I think so, yeah. Jacob No, I mean I'm pretty sure we're yes, this kid, yes. Wow, he's 19 now. Nasty.

Wilson:

Yeah.

Captain:

Um, okay. But you have no idea why you were looking at him.

Wilson:

No, I don't see anything on here that looks familiar, so that's really weird. Yeah, it is.

Captain:

I kind of don't like it. Um, okay, so our main cast, we have David Batista, sorry, Dave Batista, um, who plays Leonard. Um, he was a WWE wrestler, but you know, as a lot of them do, he's now in acting. So he did um Dune movies. Um he was in Spectre, Blade Runner 2049. He's in the Glass Onion uh knives out movie, but I think he's mostly known as Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy.

Wilson:

Yeah, I think that's where most people know him from.

Captain:

Um, and then we have Jonathan Groff who plays Eric. Um, he's mostly known for all of his um Broadway. So we did a lot of Broadway in the past, um, but yeah, Spring Awakening, uh King George the Third, Hamilton, um just in time. And then he won a Tony for playing um Franklin Shepherd and Mary We Roll. Marile we roll along. I don't know. I know him as um Christoph. He's the voice of Christoph in Farson. And he was in Greece.

Wilson:

Um Mindhunter.

Captain:

Oh my gosh, yes. And he was in Mindhunter. I totally forgot about that. Um did you watch him? Hamilton, like the the movie?

Wilson:

Uh yeah, when it was on Disney Plus, or I guess it still is, but Yeah, I really liked his role in Hamilton.

Captain:

Like he does a really good job.

Wilson:

Oh, yeah, he's fantastic.

Captain:

Um and then we have An or sorry, Ben Aldridge, who plays Andrew, um, and he's mostly known for his portrayal of Captain James in some BBC show. Um he's also in Flea Bag, um, which is actually really good. I don't know if you ever watched it.

Wilson:

We watched it a couple years ago, that was present.

Captain:

It was really good. Um, and he's in some crime drama show called Pennyworth. I don't really recognize him.

Wilson:

It's a Batman thing.

Captain:

Oh, okay. Um, and then we have Nikki Amuka Bird who plays Sabrina. Um, I didn't really recognize her from a lot of the British stuff she was in, but she's um in a movie called The Omen. That's not the one we did, right? Or did we do the Omen?

Wilson:

Uh I don't remember.

Captain:

I don't remember either.

Wilson:

But I watch a lot of movies of a similar topic.

Captain:

Do you have the list up or no?

Wilson:

Uh I can. Actually, while I'm pulling it up, um, really quick aside, next time when we on the next episode, we should talk about Welcome to Dairy. I don't know how we missed talking about that.

Captain:

We didn't talk about that at all?

Wilson:

No.

Captain:

Oh my god. It's because we talked about it outside the podcast.

Wilson:

That's true. Uh we did we did do the omen.

Captain:

Oh, we did. That's gotta be like a hundred episodes ago.

Wilson:

It's way I'm looking the script is like our old scripts, like way back when.

Captain:

Oh, so you're saying it was like in the 25, in like under 25 or something. I'm gonna say like yeah, I'm gonna say like 18.

Wilson:

It was 19.

Captain:

Oh. I don't remember it at all. But apparently she was in that, so she's a doctor in that. Um oh, and because M. Lite Shamelin, um, she she's uh she was in that old movie in 2021.

Wilson:

I didn't watch that. I heard it was absolutely terrible.

Captain:

I watched it, it was bad. Uh and then we have um the great Rupert Grint who plays Redman in the City. Um, obviously mostly known as Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter series, but um I really like his best role. It was uh Julian in that servant show. Really good. He um he's like such a grump that I I wrote like he's more like Rupert Grump. Like he he plays like a crotchety man really well. Like even in the Harry Potter series, like, isn't he always kind of like a little sassy?

Wilson:

It was gloomy or mystic or yeah. I watched like two episodes of Servant. It was good.

Captain:

Oh my gosh, it's so good. I really like that show. They do a really good job, like it's a really good show. Um, yes, so he's in here too. Um, and then we have Abby Quinn who plays Adrian, um, not a very known actress, um, but she was in an episode of Black Mirror, and she was in an episode of Butter Call Saul. Um the Black Mirror episode was um I think Archangel is, but I don't really remember what that one was. Um couldn't tell you. Yeah, but she wasn't there. Um yeah, there's um no, that's the main cast, besides the little girl. This is everybody that we meet in the movie, I think, actually, right?

Wilson:

Uh that's house, right?

Captain:

Yeah, the husbands, and then the four people that come come in, yeah. So that's basically the whole cast except the seven-year-old um little girl. So the main idea here is that there's uh a couple with their daughter that are vacationing in a cabin, um, and then four people come. Um just to kind of get like an overview. Yeah, an overview. So there's a seven-year-old um girl that is like outside um outside their cabin, like catching bugs and like ew. Um, but she this like man just comes walking out of the woods, Dave Batista, um, and starts talking to her and says like he wants to be her friend. And even though she knows she's not supposed to talk to strangers, she talks to him anyway. Um, and after they chat for a bit, he's like, I'm so sorry, but um like I'm sorry to do this to you, but you know, you're gonna help me, help me and my friends like complete the most important task in the world or in the history of the world, he says. Um, but I'm so sorry I have to put you through this. And it kind of freaks her out, so she like runs inside and tells her dads, but um, you know, that it picks up really fast. Like they don't even have much of a chance to try to mess with not opening the door um to these people that knock on the door, knock out the cabin, um, and then uh like because they don't let them in, he's like, Okay, well, we're just coming in anyway. Um so yeah, they just like break through one of them's breaking through the glass door, one of them's breaking through the cabin from the basement. Um, one of them's like crawling in a window. I mean, they just come in, like it's very scary. Um so yes, Leonard is their leader, Dave Bezisa, and he says, like, we need your help to save a bunch of people. Like, we're not here to hurt you. We're we're just here to like complete this task. Um and I think quickly they um oh yeah, they fight for a bit, but in that process of fighting, um, one of them gets hit and gets a con Eric, I think, gets a concussion. Um, but um because they were fighting, they get a concussion. Uh so yes, they all they claim Leonard claims they're not there to uh uh hurt their family. Um, but um basically they tell them that um they basically like Leonard is like, okay, here, like we are normal people, let me tell you about us. So like they go through who they are. Like he's a teacher and Sabrina's a nurse, and Redmond works for a gas company, and Adrian's like just a cook, but he said that um the four of them are here to prevent the apocalypse. Um they've been all of them have been suffering from visions of apocalypse that is coming. Um, and basically they've all been driven to come to this cabin and decide that one of the three of you need to be sacrificed. So not only do one of those have to die, but you have to die at the hands of like the other people in the family.

Wilson:

Yeah. Otherwise, like you said, the apocalypse and one of the descriptions was the sky will fall. I don't I've heard that in other media. What it what exactly does that mean when the sky falls?

Captain:

I I think that just means like tremendous storms, I think.

Wilson:

Okay.

Captain:

I I'm assuming that's what that means. Like that's what I pick up when people say that. Um yeah. So the family has to willingly choose one of them to sacrifice, um, is what they're told. Um otherwise, like either the three of you will like if you don't choose, this will end with the three of you surviving, but everybody else in the entire planet will die via the apocalypse. Um that's a lot to take in.

Wilson:

Yeah. And also, how do you believe somebody when they say that?

Captain:

Yeah, no, you don't. Um But yes, he yeah, he even uses this weird language where he says the three of you will live the r but the rest or yeah, everybody else will die, but the three of you will live, but you'll be uh living the rest of your life cosmically alone, is what he says, which I feel like is a very interesting way to phrase that. Um, and you have to sit there and watch the suffering of everybody else at the end. Um but yeah, like I don't know, I don't know how I'm supposed to believe, like I don't know how you would ever believe this. Um and they come in there, like me as somebody watching this, as I like for the first time, I was like, you come in here and you tell me one that all four of you are everyday average humans just like I am, and yet at the same time you're telling me that like you know the answers of how to stop the apocalypse. Like, how am I how am I supposed to believe both of those things? You know what I mean?

Wilson:

Right.

Captain:

Like, I would almost be better if you came in here with like cloaks on and pretended that you were like some higher power.

Wilson:

Right. Something like uh to at least yeah.

Captain:

Yeah, I I like I it's you can't be both. You can't be just like me and also know how the world ends. I yeah, I don't know. Um but yeah, he kind of explains that the four of them have all been seeing the same visions that you know the oceans will swell, glass shards will fall from the sky, whatever, God's fingers will burn everything down or something like that. Um and you know, they say for every time you give us a definitive no, um, you will unleash a plague upon humanity. So of course they ask him, they say no, and um when they say no, um Redmond kneels down and like uh crying, he like covers his face with a white mask, and then he says uh part of humanity has been judged, and then he's like brutally murdered by the other three companions um right in front of them. Like you're giving full crazy. You're giving it.

Wilson:

It doesn't really sit right. Um that's something I forgot. I didn't realize they like willingly sacrifice one of their own Yeah, in front of everybody, yeah.

Captain:

So it's it's pretty brutal. Um and of course, you know, they don't believe that that did anything, but they turn the news on um and they're watching like a nine-point magnitude earthquake starts destroying it's like off the coast of Oregon and starts destroying like Oregon. Um so now there is an earthquake on the TV, yes. However, it's hard to believe because they were saying there was an earthquake four hours ago, and there's a potential like this this new earthquake is potentially like an after cause effect of the older earthquake that was like a lower magnitude from a different tectonic plate movement. Like if the technology tectonic plates shift and create earthquakes, like sometimes there's like a shift back, and when like the other side of the plate like bumps back, you know what I mean? Like if it bumps one side and creates an earthquake and then it bumps back, like it can create another earthquake.

Wilson:

Um tectonic plates two episodes ago, yes, and the shield and Canada, yeah.

Captain:

But uh yeah, that was not that was not on purpose, but um usually the bump back earthquake is like a lower magnitude, so it's like very weird that this was like a higher magnitude, but still, like you know uh Andrew, who's like doesn't believe any of this shit, is um like you know, obviously that's just like an after like an afterquake, you know, part of the original earthquake that was four hours ago before y'all were even in this house. Like, you know, so he doesn't believe them at all. Now Eric on the other side is concussed, so he's not thinking clearly, but at the same time, they're giving flashbacks of Eric and Andrew throughout their life and how Eric has been a bit more on the religious side, like you know, it shows a scene of them in the hospital and you know, him wanting to pray and Andrew being like, if you want to pray, that's fine. Like, I'm not gonna say anything about it. So, like, he's always kind of been a little bit more spiritual than his husband. Um, so anyway, uh later or sorry, the next day, um, you know, I think they make them make another choice again, um, and they say no. Um, but uh Andrew is trying to convince them that like this isn't real. So he's you know, talking about the earthquake and how that like that doesn't mean that killing them did anything. Um and then he also says that he recognizes Redmond, the guy that they killed yesterday, and he is like, that's the guy that attacked me in the bar a couple of years ago and like ruined my life and put me in therapy for years. Like, your plan is flawed because you know, that's there this this seems like this is a prejudice attack. Like you're coming at us for the same-sex marriage, and you know, they swear up and down that they are not homophobic or whatever, like that's not why they're here, but I can understand why he feels that way if they want these people out there.

Wilson:

Somebody who like brutally attacked you years prior shows up at your house threatening you, yeah, and it's just a coincidence. Okay.

Captain:

Yeah, exactly. Um, he also says that he's a human rights attorney, so like he he basically makes the case that like he sees the worst parts of humanity all the time, like you know, putting kids in cages and you know, you know, burying like layers of bodies of crazy shit that he's seen, and he was like, You're it's gonna be really hard for you to fight for all of humanity when I've seen the worst of it. Like, I I would rather he says it a couple of times maybe, but he was like, I would rather let like the three of us live a hundred times over than killing one of us and fighting for the rest of humanity. So this man's been traumatized. Uh like that's a hard stance um that he's all in. Um but I can you can kind of tell, like this is like a little bit before halfway through the movie that Eric is doesn't necessarily feel the same way. Like he's been a little bit more spiritual in his whole life. He's has a concussion, he's starting to like see things like sparkles. But they say that when you're concussed, you're like really um what's the word I'm looking for? Um sensitive to the light. So they were like, that's the concussion, that's not anything you know special, but again, hard to believe. Um hard to believe both sides of this really. Um, but um they make another choice of no, and um I think they kill Adrian, yes. Um, they kill Adrian, and then when they turn the TV on, there's like a deadly flu that's plaguing um, you know, three areas, three certain parts of the map, um, like really badly. And Andrew is like, what the fuck, man? I've been reading about this flu, you know, for months. Like, this is not new. Um, but he's like, you know, you are or he says, like, you know, you're not seeing like the like it's a it's a gonna be a uh outbreak plague, like it's gonna be, you know, kill millions of people. Um interestingly though, Andrew notices that this was a pre-programmed, it wasn't a live TV show. So they're giving you like hints that maybe this isn't straightforward. Um which I do kind of like, but I kind of wish they did more. Um like that was probably my biggest takeaway from the movie, it was like it was a little too straightforward. Like I wanted it to be more of a question.

Wilson:

Oh, like more vague, like it could have been either way, yeah.

Captain:

Yeah, I it's just I mean, I get it, like you know, I from Andrew's perspective, like I I I understand that more, being like, why the fuck would I believe you? Um, but like as the movie goes on, it's just like everything that these people say is going to happen, happens. Like, I mean, at one point Dave Patista can even like verbatim copy what the live newscaster is going to say because he's seen it in a vision. He's like seen that vision multiple times, and he's like mouthing the words along with her. So it's like at a certain point, I either this is an extremely elaborate plan, um, or I have to believe what they're saying. Like you would have to be able to be like piping in this TV program to like get it to line up. Now, they these people are like checking their watches like all the time during this. So Andrew takes that as a sign that they have that this is a big elaborate plan, that they're timing out perfectly. Because like everybody, all four of them that have come through are like checking the time constantly, especially Leonard, their leader. Um, so he thinks, you know, this is just all big elaborate plan. But I don't know why you would go through like if this was really for um like some type of homophobic murder, like I don't know why you would make this big drawn-out elaborate plan like over the course of many days. Yeah.

Wilson:

Unless they really wanted to, like, they had things in place timing-wise to trick them into killing each other.

Captain:

Yeah, I could see that. Um but yeah, I mean yeah. So there's a plague. Um Andrew doesn't really believe what's you know going on. Eric's still a little bit more on the fence, but he says, like, you know, he he'll stick with the family whatever Andrew wants to do. Um Sabrina, Sabrina would be the next one that dies, um, and she's not doing well. Like she uh, you know, thinks about running away, but um there's a diversion so Andrew can when and Eric create a diversion so that Andrew can get up and run to the car and grab the gun that's in his trunk. And Sabrina chases him out there and has to hurt him to try to get him to put the gun down, but he still gets the gun and then um ends up shooting her. Like she she basically runs at him and ends up shooting her, um, like pretty quickly. So Sabrina's gone. So so it's only Leonard left as the last horseman. Um I think after uh Sabrina dies, um, we're getting at one point we get um the TV back on and they're showing that like planes are just falling out of the sky. Like the newscaster says like it's been 700 planes so far. So this is all over the course of like 24 hours that we've had earthquakes, monsoons that have like destroyed coastal areas, um, a pla uh plague, pandemic, and then uh literally like probably thousands of airplanes are like literally falling out of the sky and like landing in cities and like burning them down. I feel like at that point it'd be really hard to deny what's happening.

Wilson:

Uh yeah, I mean assuming that the broadcasts that they're seeing are real. Yes. Yes.

Captain:

Assuming that the broadcasts are real. Yes. Um, but yeah, during that that live during that broadcast um of the woman talking about the planes is is when Dave Batista uh mimics her verbatim like as she's speaking. Um and then I think we get a little bit more we get a flashback of the day that um uh Andrew was attacked at the bar, so we see that scene. Um and we see that Andrew like we see that it it has really affected his life. Like you can there's there's like a kind of a mon or a montage of him um kind of like taking out his aggression like at a what do you call that? Like a boxing gym? What's the bag that they hit? That's boxing gym.

Wilson:

Yeah, like a yeah, like a Yeah, like this motion.

Captain:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like taking out his aggression there, and there's like a montage of him like, you know, going to therapy and trying to work it out and stuff. Um But you can tell it's like he has PTSD. Um and then I think Yes, he Andrew sees that his tires are slashed, there's no way for them to leave unless they steal the truck that the four of them came in on. Um there's like a scene of them trapping Leonard in the bathroom, but you know, he gets out of that and then basically there's a kerfuffle and he gets the gun. So the thing that they were protecting that these two men were protecting themselves with is not in their possession any longer. Um, but you know, I'm thinking to myself, like, you can't hurt these people. If you need one of them to die by the other person's hand, you you can't shoot them, like you can't kill them. So, like, there's a little bit of a pillow of safety. I mean, Leonard did say, like, I'd be willing to shoot you in the knees if that's gonna prevent you from leaving. Right. So, um, not the best uh thing to hear, but he, you know, he does say that. Um anyway, it gets to I think the final day, and Leonard asked them again, you know, is your answer yes or no? Will you save the rest of humanity to sacrifice one of yourselves? And they still say no. Um so Leonard kills himself. Um, and he said, like, you know, he says something like there's a monologue of him saying, like, you know, you're gonna watch the world suffer, and like we tried so hard to say, you know, prevent the apocalypse. Um but yeah. Um, and then after Leonard dies, uh like the the apocalypse is coming to the cabin. Like there is storms happening outside, uh, a plane is falls out of the sky really close to the cabin. Um, the woods are starting to burn on fire. Um, and Eric is like, you know what? I feel it now, like it's all coming to an end. You know, we don't have a lot of time left. I I think you should kill me. Um you know, and obviously they have this conversation about how they really don't want to be in this situation, but Eric is like, I've come to the realization that like this really is happening, and he said, I I get it now. Like those four people were the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Like they they, you know, were metaphors, but like they, you know, they were real, and that story of the four horsemen of the apocalypse is like, you know, isn't that I mean, that's in like the Bible, right? Like, so um, it's been like, you know, a story that he has heard many times. Um, he says I have it written down in here. Um he says that um Leonard represents uh what did he say? Oh, he said Leonard represents the white horseman guidance, and then we have Redmond who's was red for malice. Um then uh Adrian wore dark clothing for the black horse and then yellow for healing for Sabrina, and she was a nurse.

Wilson:

Um okay.

Captain:

So I do like that they give it to you in the movie. It does feel a little spelled out. Like sometimes it's better to show than say, but I don't know how they would show that. You know what I mean?

Wilson:

Yeah, they could have been really on the nose about it and like like a shot of the four of them, and then in the background on the wall was like a picture of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Yeah, yeah.

Captain:

Or they could have like literally had like t-shirts with horses on them.

Wilson:

Yeah, like my little pony.

Captain:

Yeah, like I I get that they that like he had to say it, but it does it, it does feel a little spelled out when he says it. Um I mean, uh to be to be fair, I didn't I wasn't thinking that way. Like I wasn't expecting the four horsemen when I was watching this. So that's like not what was coming to my brain. Um, so it is kind of nice that they say it, but um yeah, I I don't know. I don't know how how else to go about it. But he was like, he came to this realization, he was like, they were the four horsemen, and like I really feel like we don't have a lot of time, and I feel like you should you should take me out. Um and obviously, you know, Eric or Andrew doesn't want to do this, but like they have a conversation and he's like, I'm in a really good place right now, like I'm thinking about all these beautiful memories of our life, which like corresponds to the flashbacks that we were having earlier. Like he's having all these positive flashbacks of um you know, their lives together and adopting when and like you know, all these beautiful moments. Um, so he does get shot in that moment. Um and he even has this vision that he tells Andrew before of like them in the future, where like they have a him and when their daughter still has like this beautiful life, and she's everything they could have wished for, and you know, blah blah blah. So um he does end up killing Eric and then Andrew and Wen um locate the intruder's truck in the woods, so it was like a little bit far away from the cabin, but they make their way there. Um, and as they're making their way there, like like I said, like, you know, the the world was burning down around them. Um and they so like you know it's a little crazy, but they get into the car and they drive down to the closest like town, I guess, which um they get to a diner. Um they are in the diner and there's a bunch of people in there watching the local news on the TVs, and it basically is confirming that like the disasters of the world have abruptly ended. Like the plague or the pandemic, like there's somebody that cuts on the TV that's like, you know, we haven't had this is the first hour that we haven't had a death in the hospital. Um and we're about to come up on like two hours with no deaths, and then like cuts to people that are saying, like, you know, even though these earthquakes were brutal, like, you know, very like there's a huge recovery effort, and like not that many lives have been lost. Um, or you know, the planes abruptly stopped falling out of the sky. Like all of that ended within like the last 30 minutes, like it's just cut s cut off. Um, so it's pretty solidly set that um like there's no question that that really was a way to end the apocalypse. Um so it was real. I I really don't like that it's not explained a lot in the movie, but I don't really know how you could explain it, but like while watching this, I was just thinking to myself, like, why?

Wilson:

Like, like you want some of the lore behind it or something.

Captain:

Yeah, like why are these two adults and this child important in the end of the world? Like, like what does one of these people like I would wish that like I saw a butterfly effect, right? Like what in the future one of these men like you know literally steps on a flower and because of that it does something else, and because of that it like does something like something that like you know would cause some other apocalypse, but if one of these two people were not in the picture, then like that thing doesn't happen, basically.

Wilson:

I don't know why I thought it, but I was under the interpretation that this happens semi-frequently and it's just always different people, and like that was the explanation for why there are sometimes disasters that like people get so far in the process and they're like, Alright, we you know, we believe you. And then they like sacrifice one of them before like it gets fully I mean I'm probably wrong, but I don't that's just how I'd like for some reason thought about it.

Captain:

Well now you're making me think like maybe I missed something, but and there there was a small line that Leonard says it doesn't really say that exactly, but it says something along the lines of like this like he says something along the lines of like you are the people on this timeline like or in this he doesn't say like in this universe, but like it is it it kind of implies that there are like multiple timelines and like these people happen to be the people that need to do this in this timeline or something. But I do like what you're saying, like that actually sounds kind of cool that people get really close, which is why we have other disasters.

Wilson:

Yeah, maybe that's just what I wanted it to be. I don't I don't know. I I feel like that kind of gives off more of a cabin in the woods vibe. Um that would track more so with that.

Captain:

We did that for the podcast.

Wilson:

Um I don't know.

Captain:

I there's so many movies that are about cabins in the woods that I don't know.

Wilson:

I don't know. You don't recall that one?

Captain:

I don't know. Maybe I do.

Wilson:

I don't think that's that was the one where like they get college or like these kids to show up at a cabin and they essentially accidentally pick the way they'll die from a a creature, but they every year they have to sacrifice people or otherwise the end of the world happens.

Captain:

I do actually I do kind of remember that. We did do that for the podcast.

Wilson:

Uh yep, episode 24.

Captain:

I was gonna say uh it's been a long time, but I'm pretty sure we did, yeah. Um okay, so yes, that's the movie. Ums. We got a 20 million budget and a good box office that was 55 million, so definitely hit their numbs and double it and pass it on to the next person. Um, the critic score for Rotten Twinus is 67 and the audience is 63. Um so decent for a horror movie, but yeah, I feel like M. Night Shyamalan probably has better rated movies.

Wilson:

Yeah, I feel like he hasn't been doing so hot lately. Like this is one of his better ones, but he's had a lot of duds.

Captain:

Yeah, Trap, I remember, had bad reviews. Um Trap doesn't have the worst reviews.

Wilson:

Uh trap was Trap was okay. But it wasn't, I don't think it did nearly as well as they expected.

Captain:

People just really didn't like the idea that it he was like promoting his kids' music.

Wilson:

Yeah, because she also likes Soft launch an album from that movie, so it's like Oh yeah.

Captain:

Um and then I think he there was something else I was thinking of. Oh, Glass and Split were okay. Those are pretty good.

Wilson:

I watched whatever the first one was with those two.

Captain:

Okay. Um yeah, he kind of had a yeah, a little bit of a like he doesn't he sometimes he takes a couple of years of a break, which I mean I guess that's normal for a screen a writer. Um anyway, so those are our numbs. Um there's like a decent amount of hot goose for this movie. Um I can't apparently Dave Batista so based on the book, the Leonard character is like this huge towering fig figure. So Dave Batista knew he had to like become bigger for this role, and he said in a very short period of time he gained he weighed 315 pounds like for this role. Um and he said in hindsight he overdid it and he felt uncomfortably big, which pushed him to lower his weight back down to 240. But he said it took him forever to shed it off, which I think this might have been around the Guardians of the Galaxy. I remember hearing him say that like you know, he's in his 50s and like keeping his body a good enough to be Drax was like almost impossible. He was like, I I can't do it anymore. Like because he's like basically I mean he's like shortless that whole movie, like yeah, that is his character. Um, so I get it. Um M Knight Shamelin chose to change the ending of the film to make it different from the book. Um, I don't know if you wanted to hear what the book ending was.

Wilson:

I think um, so you know it's been a while since I watched this movie. I think after I watched the first time, I read about the ending, and that's what I thought happened in the movie.

Captain:

No. In the book, it's a lot darker and it's a lot more open-ended. Um, so I think if I remember correctly, in the book, I just looked this up last night, but in the book, um the characters like they, you know, they do have some of the people, some of the four horsemen die, but um at one point um they get the gun and there's a struggle for the gun, and actually their daughter gets shot accidentally, and she dies, and there's a there's a moment where everybody that's left thinks, okay, that ended the apocalypse because uh one of the three of us did die, but um it doesn't count because they didn't willingly choose her as a sacrifice. So then they still have to have one of them die. Um and the um one of the the same shooting scene of the husband shooting the other one does happen in the book, like similarly, but um, you know, it's after their daughter's dead. Um, and I believe it's it's harder to tell in the book like whether the apocalypse really was happening or like whether them having one of them shoot the other was like actually ending the the craziness that was happening in the world. Um so it's a lot darker, but more open-ended. I I can't tell if I would like that better or not. Yeah, it's hard to say, yeah. Um apparently when M. Night Shaman was um interviewed, he explained that he cast Dave Batista because he read the book and like I said, had to be like supposedly a towering giant. Um, but that that character had to be able to emote and then do like 30 pages of monologues because Leonard does talk a lot in this movie. Um, and he was like, there's no way that person exists. And then he was like, wait a minute, what about that guy in Blade Runner 2049? I don't know much about wrestling, so I wasn't sure I liked that. I wasn't sure like I had that in my head, and probably if I did, I might might have been blind side blinded to the fact that this person was an amazing wait. He said, I don't know much about wrestling, so it wasn't like I had that in my head, and probably if I did, I might have been blinded to the fact that this person was an amazing actor. They said his name was Dave Patista, and so I reached out and Dave reached out back, and then we met. And when I spoke to him, I found a human being who was ready to start over again and take away all the success that he had and unlearn it and then start over. He just wanted to be proud of himself, and I was like, I'm down, brother. Brother. Uh let's do it. Um, and run away. And I guess they just locked in.

Wilson:

Yeah, some of that, I mean, I get it, but also some of it sounds kind of like cringy how he's describing it. Like he at night made some masterpiece of an original movie, but I mean Dave did it Dave Batista did a great job in this movie. But yeah, I don't I wanna give it too much credit, like he wrote in the ashes and started over like it's not an Oscar nom, yeah. Yeah, like he just took a different role.

Captain:

Yeah, I mean Dave Batista definitely carries this movie, but um yeah, I mean it's still like it's you know it's got the reviews it's got. Um just a little bit more backstory into the four horsemen. So um when they knock at the door, there are seven knocks on the door, um, which corresponds to the book of Revelation. The end times will have a seven-year period of tribulations where there will be seven sealed scrolls presented to Jesus. And upon Christ opening the fourth scroll, the horsemen are unleashed in a specific order. So we have the first horseman conquest, who rides the white horse, that's Leonard. The second horseman, War, who rides the red horse, that's uh Redman. Um, and then we have Adrian, who yeah, is the dark horseman, like I said. Um the the last horseman is death. Um and then Sabrina, oh yeah, is a pale horse, which corresponds to Sabrina. If you notice also in the movie, the four horsemen are wearing their corresponding colors. So like she's wearing yellow and Leonard's wearing white, and Redmond's wearing like a red dark red color, and Adrian's in like a really dark, almost black blue shirt or something. Um, so yes. Apparently, there is an Easter egg in this movie that Andrew is wearing a t-shirt that has elements of each of those colors, like hinting that he'd be the one that survives, but yeah, I couldn't tell you what that shirt is. It's like not something that you'd be paying attention to in the movie at all. Um apparently, this is giving trap vibes. Apparently, at the premiere, some cinemas um at entrances were asking spectators to give up something that they cared for during the duration of the film. And if they did, that would um they would get a gift at the end. So a lot of them like put their phone in a bag and sealed it and handed it over, and then at the end, um they would be able to get their phone back and get a reward. It was like some type of initiative that was, you know, make your choice, like the way that Leonard says it in the movie.

Wilson:

What do you know what the prize was? I didn't say soda concession.

Captain:

Um I don't know. It was probably some merch for the movie. Like that twister magnet that I got from twisters. Um I had to guess, I would I would assume it's merch. But didn't Trap do something like I feel like they do something like that too, where it's like Yeah, they killed the audience. I mean, it's just very, you know, trying to be meta. Um and then the film uses real satellite footage from a violent underwater eruption um in 2022 that had shockwaves that traveled the globe. Um so some of the footage of the disasters were real disasters that happened. Um and then lastly, you can hear seven knocks at the end of the credits. I don't know if you waited that long.

Wilson:

Probably didn't.

Captain:

I checked. I checked. There are knocking at the end of the credits. It's not really worth staying around for, I'm gonna be honest, but yeah, they do try to give you some after credit uh situation. Um yeah, I don't know. How do you feel? I guess it's been a while since you watched it.

Wilson:

Yeah, I mean, uh I I don't know. I gave it like a I think a three and a half. Like it was fine, it was entertaining. Um I I don't know that I'll watch it again.

Captain:

Yeah, I think I probably have to give this movie a three. I like I said, I I just I wanted if if these people matter so much to the end of the world, like I want you to give me a reason. Like, and also I don't like how like the four horsemen approach them, um, and like Leonard is like, oh, I know how we'll get them to believe us. Like, we'll tell them about ourselves. I'm like, sir, what?

Wilson:

That's not gonna prove anything.

Captain:

If I needed somebody to believe me, like I would give them more details, be like, I'm so sorry. I know this is gonna sound crazy, but like I have been having visions of terrible suffering apocalypses for like months now. And you know, through those visions, I've made my way, like he he said he made his way to the boardwalk where he happened across three other people that also may have made their way to this specific part on the boardwalk because of their visions. But he doesn't like it's like almost an afterthought the way he says it. And I'm like, sir, no, we need to let's dig into that. Like, you need to prove to me that you understand what you're saying is crazy, but overwhelmingly, like, there's no way to explain that this is happening other than it's real.

Wilson:

I'd be stupid and be like, I want to see the horse.

Captain:

Like you just start neighing at them, or like, give me you guys need to give me a whinny, like yeah. Um, I I just I don't know. I just I just need more of a why. Like, I hate I like why does these th two people's lives matter so much? Or these three people's lives? Like, they're just like anybody else. Um, so I I don't know. That's just what kind of bugs me. Um so yeah, I think I'd give it a three, and if I had to put that in numnums, full numnums. Um yeah, probably I might go right on the money. I might go 60.

Wilson:

Okay, that's what I gave it.

Captain:

Oh, really?

Wilson:

Yeah.

Captain:

That's just gonna happen. Um yeah. It was better than his more like like I said, better than trap, I think, and it is better than old. Is it better than trap?

Wilson:

Yeah, I uh I think so.

Captain:

It's right around the same as trap. I don't know. And trap, there's also those questions that are like, why the fuck are you doing this? Um yeah.

Wilson:

Um you have any like, I don't know, other thoughts or rags or uh yeah, I might have to skip a rag because I don't I feel like it's been long enough that anything that like you know jumped out at me or like was neat. I don't really remember.

Captain:

But what you're not gonna do like the Wilson rag, where it's just like, oh I just kind of like like this character. Just like this all character was like um no.

Wilson:

What what's yours?

Captain:

Um yeah, I don't I I think this has been like a long time since I've done this, but I don't think I actually like actively picked one. I know. I have to like look at my notes. I I don't know why.

Wilson:

I just um Wow, so unprofessional.

Captain:

Um what would be my rank? I think I like I like uh watching Andrew argue that this is not real. Like him being like hit him, you know, they'll watch like a TV segment and him being like I I I looked, saw the TV, and I saw that that was a pre-programmed show. Or like this pandemic that you're talking about. I've been reading about this for months on the internet. Like I I like his arguments. Very analytical and like Yes, and it and it's trying to push the envelope of like, okay, maybe maybe this is all crazy. Um because otherwise it's so straightforward. Like without him, without his role and his character doing that, it's just like okay, I'm watching an apocalypse movie that like it's apocalypse. I don't know, it's just like an eminent apocalypse versus like the other the flip of the coin. So without him, I I don't think this movie would have been I know it would have been just boring. Um so I think I would say his arguments that he makes are probably very successful. The other scene of um Redmond attacking them, attacking him in the bar, um, it's like very shocking and alarming, which might just be a rag that it was like, you know, something to kind of like uh freak you out in a movie, but it's still not like the best scene to watch.

Wilson:

Yeah.

Captain:

Like it's an attack, so it doesn't feel good to watch it. Um yeah, that's that's yeah. I if someone was looking for like an M night shameland like movie where there's like this like long drawn-out mystery, like this would be on the list. But yeah, it's just not he already put out his like best works, I feel like. He's kind of getting to and this is not even his work, like he's basing this off of a book.

Wilson:

That's true. I mean, he might have a renaissance coming up, who knows? But just take it. Optimistic, huh? Uh I mean, he might still have some sixth sense left in him.

Captain:

Six I I do really like Servant, like, and that was recent. I mean, he drew it out over the course of like four seasons, but I wasn't mad the way it ended. So if he could do something like that, I'd be open to it. Like I said, he does have a movie coming out in 2026 that's a supernatural thriller. Supernatural romantic thriller.

Wilson:

We'll see.

Captain:

Oh, it's based on a novel.

Wilson:

Well.

Captain:

So collaboration. Alright. Do you um I do have next time uh we're doing our Christmas movie? We had our jing jingle jangle ready for that?

Wilson:

Jingle jangle. Uh yeah, it's ready.

Captain:

Um, it's called There's Something in the Barn, which is about a American family that fulfills their dream of moving back to the mountains of Norway. Norsk. Um, but I think there's like Santa involved or something.

Wilson:

This looks like a fun movie.

Captain:

It has good reviews. I'm kind of excited.

Wilson:

Okay.

Captain:

So that's our Christmas movie, yes. Um, but yeah, stick around, stay tuned.

Wilson:

Um what do you got for me in terms of like advice? If I'm ever at a cabin, maybe, or like I'm facing the four horsemen.

Captain:

You're facing the four horsemen? I think you're kind of fucked at that point. Well um, okay, I I understand. Okay, I understand like the dis like let's disconnect and go to nature and be in the cabin, right? Sure. But I do think this is good advice that if you are gonna go to a cabin in in the woods, I think instead of like going so far out in the woods that you don't have cell service, just like turn your phone. Go to a cabin where you could have cell service, but just turn the phone off. Because when these people try to call 911, they can't. Um, and that's bad. So my advice would be you know, if you want to hit a cabin, let's just make sure there's cell service there. Agreed. Just in case for emergencies.