God is a disembodied voice. God is a rock. God is a person. God is a weather phenomena. God is Lady Wisdom. God is love. God is a whole mess of different kinds of objects. But the Western Theological tradition likes to paint God as consistent, having one dependable form. in this minisode, Sam uses the Bible to rant against the annoying God of the Philosophers, and dorks out over the crazy shapeshifting bizzaro God of Scripture. He was drinking rum at the time, so it gets pretty fun!