Masturbate Like You Mean It (Beating [Off] the Blues)

How do you masturbate?

Is it a quick and dirty wank? Or do you really romance yourself?

We think you should do the latter. This week on Pillow Talk, we talk about leveling up your masturbation and taking your self-pleasure seriously.

But because we can't really take anything seriously (except masturbating), we also talk about our Valentine's Day tree, performative moaning, microwaved banana peels, and making a lube mess on the couch.

Two of our favorite porn companies are holding Valentine's Day sales right now! If you're looking for playful, silly, sometimes goofy fauxcest and family roleplay, definitely check out Nubiles Porn. And if you want high-quality content with lots of variety, you'll love Adult Time (it's basically the Netflix of porn).

Relevant links: 

• How to Master Female Masturbation
• Liberator Throws (the sex blanket we use)
• r/Thighs
• This Interactive Sex Toy Allows You to Have Sex at a Distance (review of the Kiiroo Onyx 2 and Pearl 2 Interactive Couples Set)
• Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Penis Masturbator

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• Fleshlight (for top-notch strokers that will take jerking off to the next level)
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• Naughty North (for our Canadian listeners looking for great sex toys - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your order!)

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"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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