Local Personality & Humorist Susan Goldfein...Living Life With Humor and Wit

Susan has some stories to tell from her life up North to reinventing herself in Palm Beach! She is a published author of two books: How To Complain When There Is Nothing to Complain About & How Old Am I In Dog Years. She is also featured in many publications and she would like you to subscribe to her blog: Susanunfilteredwit.com. This is an episode not to be missed!

Here is a short piece from one of her articles on her blog:

Isolation Diary

Diary? Whom am I kidding? Keeping a diary implies that you know what day of the week it is.  Which I don’t.  For any orientation at all, I rely on the daily newspaper delivery, which miraculously arrives at our house each morning.

Part of my husband’s physical fitness routine is walking to the edge of the driveway with a pair of repurposed barbecue tongs.  With these, he lifts the paper and gingerly brings it into the house, removes the plastic wrapping, and skillfully lowers it into the garbage pail.  I note how deftly the plastic never touches his skin.   It took about a week, but with diligence and determination, the entire operation is now a well-oiled machine.

And so begins the day.  Which day? Any day.  It doesn’t matter.  All the diary entries would be the same.