Wake Up Call

Getting Saxy with Mark Smith

daGeneral Season 8 Episode 24

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Hosts: Lauren "Ren" Harris & David "daGeneral" Mills

Special Guest: Mark Smith

Announcers: Zeb McClusky & Wink Dinkerson

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SPEAKER_06

David You know Let me just say this before you throw something at me.

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Okay. Let me get something ready to say.

SPEAKER_06

I love you dearly. Okay. Okay.

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I'm not gonna throw anything at you now.

SPEAKER_06

I know we discussed the theme. Oh yeah. And um I I I just didn't do a very good job of the thing.

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You didn't do a bad job. It's just I'm very much of a control freak. Uh I was talking to Lisa about this.

SPEAKER_06

We'll talk to Lisa here in a little bit, too.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, yeah, but we have a guest. You picked good music. It just didn't have anything to do with the theme you brought up, and I was so inspired by the theme. So we're doing the Ides of March.

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Because it's the 15th of March.

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It is the Ides of March currently, and also um St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner. So I threw in some which we have two reasons to celebrate. We'll get into that more. And so I'm playing some Irish songs too. But I figured let's just start it off clean with the band, The Ides of March.

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Ooh, gosh. Valentine's or St. Patty's Day, which is more fun. Either way, Ren and David are here to be your sweetie or bear buddy. The wake-up calls got your back. Going big this Sunday morning.

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You know I love you.

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He'll tell us a story all about it. Hey Dave.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, Ren. I guess we're live, huh?

SPEAKER_10

We are. I tried to warn you.

SPEAKER_06

You did.

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But we've got so many fun people in the studio today. So we're it's feeling jovial.

SPEAKER_06

And I and I was really enjoying our conversation. I I felt like we were never gonna start recording because you you and Lisa hit it off pretty good, kind of like you and George did. Yes. So that that's a good thing, by the way, Lisa.

SPEAKER_08

She's a neat lady.

SPEAKER_06

Thank you. So is Lisa. Yeah. So here's the deal is that you have to pass the REN test.

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Oh, right on.

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Yeah.

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So I think I did. Well, she passed my test.

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And that's what's important too.

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That's good point.

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That's what we always gotta remember is that people have to pass our tests, but we have to pass their tests, you know? Like it's not just a one-way street.

SPEAKER_06

Well, G O J is here too. We'll talk to him maybe. I don't know. If he's in the mood. Yeah, if he's in the mood. But it was the same kind of deal. I felt the same way like I was in another room when you first met George because you guys just hit it off and I was like sitting back going, okay. Okay, we gotta record.

SPEAKER_10

Yes, yeah. No, I I actually I like a lot of people. I'm not talkative with a lot of people because I don't always feel comfortable talking with people. So if I feel comfortable, I think that's you know a good sign for future relationships.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I think so too. Alright, well it's K-S-J-E, it's the wake-up call, W U C, whatever you want to call it. Uh of course it's with Ren and uh myself and um what we're doing. I hesitate even to bring it up, but we're doing the Ides of March.

SPEAKER_10

No, it's a good idea because it's the Ides of March today, March 15th, the middle of March. Um it's it's from the Roman calendar, and they didn't used to mark their days uh e month to month in Rome. So it was like the first full moon of March was the Ides of March. And there's a lot of um religious ceremonies that happen on it, but it's most famous because it's the day that Julius Caesar was assassinated.

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So kind of a June brute C. C.

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I'm learning Spanish right now in class, so that's where my brain goes to.

SPEAKER_06

So was I thought he was Italian?

SPEAKER_10

Well he was Yeah, Rome's in Italy, right?

SPEAKER_06

Wasn't he? Yeah. So Italian for Yes and C.

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I don't know. Do you know, Lisa? I know you've been to Italy.

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C, I think it was C Do you know, George?

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There we go.

SPEAKER_06

There we go. Well the music I pulled originally, you you were very diplomatic.

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I was uh I was But I can tell you were frustrated. No, it wasn't even frustration.

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It's Yes it was.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, fine. Yes, I was very frustrated because you pulled this great music, and one of the songs was Vehicle by Eyes of March, which we just played. Um, but it didn't have anything to do with the Ides of March. It's good music, Shining Star, Ooh, Child 25 or 6 to 4. But I was like, what does this have to do with Ides of March? And uh so I I made a new playlist. Redid it. Ren approved, and um also because um St. Patrick's Day is coming up, March 17th.

SPEAKER_06

So I threw in the somebody's birthday, from my understanding.

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Yes, as far as I know.

SPEAKER_06

Do are we gonna sing?

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Yeah, we will in a little bit.

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We will in a little bit.

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But for now, maybe I'll sing it in French, because I know happy birthday in French. Oh wow, that might be cool. And uh so yeah, this this episode is full of a lot of songs about being in the middle. So I got like stuck in the middle with you, the middle by Jimmy.

SPEAKER_06

Steeler Wheel, right? Steelers Wheel, stuck in the middle with you.

SPEAKER_10

Steelers Wheel, yes. Not Bob Dylan. Lots of people think it's Bob Dylan for some reason. But also, Lisa mentioned the dropkick Murphy's because um St. Patrick's stays right around the corner, and so I was like, oh, that's a great idea. So I threw in some Irish songs too. You're welcome. Oh, it's a great song. It's great, great.

SPEAKER_06

So this is kind of a a I mean I don't want to put any pressure on Lisa, but this is kind of her interview. Yeah. Yes. And uh so I don't know if I told you. Hold on. So what what we try to do, George, if I happen to be gone, and George takes my place.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. So when so Ren can take some time off.

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Oh, right on.

SPEAKER_06

You would be taking her place.

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Uh me? Yeah. We didn't warn you about this, did we? No. Are you serious? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, well I don't know. I will get with Ren. We'll get the music, so you don't have to do any of that. You just have to sit and look pretty like she does.

SPEAKER_10

Oh yes, and Dave would run the board.

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And I'll run the board all the years.

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Thank you. I've got makeup on. Oh, it only enhances. It only enhances what's already there.

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Yes. Yes.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. But yeah, Dave, Dave and I have been trying to have some contingency plans in place in case we need some time off or whatever.

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You might want to do a chat with all your fans.

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We don't care what they think.

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They do what we say.

SPEAKER_07

Is that kind of like a furlough from the nut house? Kind of. That's exactly what it is.

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I am a nuthouse. There we go.

SPEAKER_06

You're gonna fit into this one.

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So to me, this isn't quite an interview for you. More maybe just testing the waters for both of us. Like I said earlier, you know, you're you gotta pass our test, but we have to pass your test as well.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, there you go.

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But you're already passing, so you're fine, don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_08

You guys are the upper epsilon now. I I have a long way to go.

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You'll get there.

SPEAKER_10

You'll get there. It's fun. A lot of it is.

SPEAKER_06

And I don't know what I would do without her.

SPEAKER_10

I feel the same way about you, Dave. I'm getting emotional.

SPEAKER_06

It's a mutual admiration society. We do, we do. And and nobody can put quite put their finger on. It's not quite like father-daughter, and I know we need to go to school.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, it's not quite it's not quite mentor mentee. I don't know why. It's almost like we're work husband and wife sometimes. Yeah. So we're just we're we're we're good friends. That's at the very least. I always describe you as my radio buddy.

SPEAKER_08

I like the way you guys are honest with me. It's very very obvious. There's not any there's not any weird, like, oh no, no.

SPEAKER_06

We we uh get along with it. Yeah, the subject that we've roached off my computer even even more.

SPEAKER_10

Well, and Dave's seen me in some pretty like low places, which um you know, I I struggle with my mental health, and sometimes I'm not always the brightest in the bushes. Right, and when you have that person who's seen you in those low places and still supports you and still loves you, it means a lot. So Dave Dave is that person for me.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, well, let's do some songs. What because I think that's what we're supposed to do.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, something about that.

SPEAKER_06

We do have coming up though, we're gonna have some uh Debonese. Debonese and of course the wonderful uh Xana Bren. Zanobren, and then we have a uh uh George, we had George on the spot. Yes, George was J O G was on the J O G uh J G-O-J was on the spot.

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I always say J-O-G too.

SPEAKER_06

That's easy for you to say. Yeah, exactly.

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Well, we're all here, we're all hanging out, we're stuck in the middle with each other, clowns to the left of us, jokers to the right. Here's Steelers wheels stuck in the middle with you.

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I love them. Stuck middle wheel.

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Well done, give you tonight. I got the feeling of something right. I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair. And I'm wondering how I get down the stairs. Clouds to the left of me. Joke us to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you. Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you. And I'm wondering what it is I should do. It's so hard to keep the smile from my face. Bounce to the left meet joke still right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

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When you started out with it, and your brother's messy dog, step feel on the back of stage, that don't make some sense at all.

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But I can see it makes no sense at all. Is it good or go to steep on top? I don't think that I can take anymore.

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Joke steel right, here I am stuck in the middle with you, and you're just saying I don't know I can't get tonight.

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I got the feeling something right. I'm so scared I kissed a fall on my chair And I wanna get down the stairs to the right Joe kiss to the right, stack in the middle with you down, stack in the middle with you.

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Whether it's background or in your foreground, the wake-up call on KSJE is where it's at the end of the house.

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Oh, that was pretty amazing. I love the dropkick Murphys.

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Dropkick Murphys.

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I know they use that song uh for like a couple of Guinness commercials, because Guinness is Irish, right?

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah. There's a series on on Netflix now. Oh, about the family. Yes.

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Yes. Oh, I love period dramas. I should watch that.

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Well, we would like to welcome Lisa to the little group. Of course, uh G O J is here as well, and we're doing the March, which is March 15th, which is today.

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It is, yes.

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And we're gonna talk a little bit about St. Patty's Day, but right now I have something that I would like to share.

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Oh.

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I think I have a word or two. At least one. He's always had his own language.

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Wren and I like to humor him. Here's David Knees.

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Are you ready for this? Sometimes I feel like I'm clairvoyant.

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Okay, clairvoyant.

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Clairvoyant. That's my uh day, uh my word of the day. One who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to another, namely that he is a blockhead.

SPEAKER_10

I'd say so, yeah. A lot of clairvoyance is just uh yeah, calling people out.

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That's exactly right. Exactly right. And you know, we can't say what I'd like to, but you know, you'd like to holler BS. Or, you know.

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Yes.

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That's B S.

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B. S.

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Yeah. K-S-J-E. I'm David.

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I'm Ren.

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We have Lisa as a guest. Hi. Hi. G-O-J is here as uh kind of a witness and testing out his new chair. Trying to be quiet and hover in the background. That's hard for you to do, I know. I I saw you on the corner of my eye shaking.

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Trying to hold anything.

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But we're doing Ides of March songs.

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We're doing Ides of March, which is more of a like um important time for the ancient Romans. Um, it was uh, you know, March is is named after the god of war, Mars. And in a lot of Roman calendars, March was the um beginning of the year. It was their January. So it was you know how Chinese New Year kinda happens later on in the year compared to the Gregorian calendar. That's kind of what the the Roman calendar was like. March was their first month of the year. And um the Guides of March is obviously most famous because that's when Julius Caesar was assassinated and it was a huge turning point in Roman history. But also two days from now, on March 17th, we have not only Lisa's birthday, lovely Lisa's birthday, uh we have St. Patrick's Day.

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I'm gonna tell a story on myself about St. Patty's Day. For years I thought I was Irish because my grandparents' name was Patrick.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, fair enough. No? Did you do Ancestry DNA?

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No, no, I well, yes, kind of. But I found out that it was Patrick was is German. Uh primarily it was German. But I was told that they had dropped it was O Patrick and they dropped the O.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

But no, German. They were full, full blood German. Yes. And then English. Mills is English.

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Okay.

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So I'm German English.

SPEAKER_10

Cool. That's cool. I'm pretty German English myself.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Maybe that's why we get along.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. There's something in our DNA that we just recognize each other and cousins. Maybe long lost cousins.

SPEAKER_07

So does that explain why you call her Hun sometimes?

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The Huns.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I thought it was a Huns joke. I I don't I was trying to think whether I'd ever called you Hun, but I don't think so. I've called you Sweetie, and that's.

SPEAKER_10

You've called me Sweetie, you called me Sweetie, you call me Deer.

SPEAKER_06

Deer, yeah. Yeah, you've Deer Rand.

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You might have called me Hun.

SPEAKER_06

Well, okay.

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I respect it.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

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I just thought that was a you're from the South. You're from Missouri and and you lived in New Orleans for a while, so I just thought that was a southern kindness. Is that what people in the South do?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, kind of. Yeah. I was in Texas more than anything.

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So Okay, yeah, that'll do it.

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That'll do it. Sweetie.

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But so none of us here are Irish. Lisa, do you know if you're Irish? I have a tiny bit. I'm very oh very cool.

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Hines fifty seven is we like to say.

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I like to call it the American dream. Anytime somebody's made up of a dump a bunch of uh you know what you are, George?

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I think the closest part of me would be an Irish wolf hound somewhere in there. Uh and I wouldn't begin to be able to explain.

SPEAKER_06

Do you howl at midnight? Full moon?

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No, I usually so here's the howl. No, that sounds like a blast.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, okay. So you were born on March 17th on a full moon. Okay, so if my research is correct, you were actually born on if you were born in ancient Rome, you would have been born on the Ides of March. Because the Ides of March was the first full moon of March.

SPEAKER_08

Interesting. So that's kind of cool. That would have been a distractive thing.

SPEAKER_10

Everyone would have been like, this is an omen for good or bad, we don't know.

SPEAKER_06

So the songs that I'm playing that I pulled, but one of them was the one you pulled.

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I pulled, I played Vehicle by the ICO. One day I'll play Dave's songs. Because even last week, what we did Saturday Night Live, you pulled a bunch of songs, and I was like, I'll play some of these, I guess.

SPEAKER_06

Well, so for the next Saturday Night Live, which is coming up in a couple of weeks, or Saturday night, but we're gonna do the Saturday Night Live because we're gonna do when you first were introduced to it. We did when I was the very first ones, which was just Saturday night.

SPEAKER_10

Which is 1975. Yeah. I'd probably be able to tell you I remembered like from 2001 onward for Saturday Night Live at that point was Saturday Night Live.

SPEAKER_06

Wow. Yeah, that was Saturday Night Live. That was was that uh that wasn't was that Tina Faye?

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Tina Faye, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Polar, Maya Rudolph, Will Forte.

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I still watch some of that. Um the newer ones I don't I haven't been able to get into it.

SPEAKER_10

It's alright, it's hit or miss. But we will save that for our Saturday Night Live show. Um but right now we're kind of celebrating the middle of things. Um and I just wanted to throw in a couple of facts about um St. Patrick's Day real quick before we go into another song. It's traditionally a religious and cultural holiday held on the 17th of March, um representing the death date of St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, but it's also come become a bit of a like a cultural holiday for Ireland itself, especially the diaspora of of Irish settlers throughout the world, like Canada, um North America, Australia, New Zealand, just kind of celebrating the Irish tradition, even if it's it's really strayed from the traditional religion religious vibe that it had.

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In in Ireland it's celebrated a little bit different than we do here. It's more of a religious ceremony in Ireland than it is here. Here it's a drinking ceremony.

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It's a drinking ceremony.

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That's right, green beer, green pee-pee.

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Sure. Uh uh corn corn beef. I wouldn't know about that. I know that I wouldn't know so much about.

SPEAKER_06

Corn beef. Oh, yeah, corn beef. Corn beef and cabbage. Oh my gosh.

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Which I hear is is more of an American, an Irish American dish. It is. They don't really eat that in in Iran. Oh yeah. I like corned beef and cabbage, all right. It's all right.

SPEAKER_06

I love cooked cabbage, so yeah.

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Okay, well, cool. Uh, we're going back to the Ides of March. I'm gonna play a classic. It's what I think of when I hear the middle. This is Jimmy Eat World with Oh, right on the middle. Yay!

SPEAKER_06

I'm not familiar with Jimmy Eat World, but I'll give it a shot.

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Hey, don't cut yourself off yet. It's only in your head you feel that's a look down on. Try your best. Try everything you can. Don't you go and what the tell them about your wrong way? It just takes two time, don't let yourself dust. Do your best, everything.

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You're jamming with Ren and David on the KSJE Sunday morning wake-up call. Okay, I'm ready to sling out this news dropping. Uh I will never get over the inclination to want to do a 3-2-1 countdown, but I know in the sophisticated digital age, we don't need to do that anymore. So, with a clearing of the throat, I'll launch right into it. This is George of the Jungle on location for some reason with another WUC on the spot news dropping. Police have arrested Davo the Clown, cousin to the famous Bozo the Clown. Daivo is charged with attempting to steal a package of balloons from a department store. Dave O appeared at his arraignment in thick, sad face makeup and told the judge, Your Honor, by stealing those balloons, I really blew it. But my bozo cousin gets away with this kind of thing all the time. I step out of line just once and I get busted. It's just not fair, Your Honor. Davo's cheerful appeal was accompanied by a chorus of sympathetic awesome in the courtroom. The judge, whose grandkids are reportedly big fans of Davo, paid for the balloons himself and handed down a suspended sentence. WUC news droppings are brought to you in part by the Jolly Time Rental Clown Service, now recruiting. Are you a defeated or impeached politician, disbarred lawyer, disgraced bureaucrat, out-of-work radio disc jockey, or anyone else who has a history of making a fool of yourself in public? And are you looking to supplement your now meager income? Turn that valuable experience into money-making potential at the Jolly Time Red A Clown service. Those with uncanny resemblance to any Stephen King character need not apply. This is George of the Jungle with WUC On the Spot News. Whenever there's a news dropping, we step right in it.

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With their lead singer who's very inspired by traditional Gaelic singing. And that's pretty cool because off the mic, Lisa and I were having a big conversation about ancestry and how important it is to get in touch with your roots so you can understand not only your own story, but the story of the people who brought you to where you are.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, absolutely. Well, I didn't you guys were talking in George and I. I think this is the most people we've had in the studio while we're recording it one time.

SPEAKER_10

It's been a while, yeah, at the very least. I know we've had at least four people in here before, but this is the first time in a long time.

SPEAKER_07

And if you factor in the multiple personality disorders, we could have.

SPEAKER_10

This room's just overflowing. Yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I can tell there's a lot of warmth in here on the side of more. Sybil in here somewhere.

SPEAKER_10

Sybil. Oh my god, Sybil. That movie gave me a panic attack when I was a kid. Because it was just so stressful. Anyway. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

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It is K S J E. It's uh W-U-C, as we like to call it in the biz.

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With the L and D.

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L and D.

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For the L and G, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_06

Exactly. And we have uh L and G as well here.

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Oh my gosh. That's all coming together.

SPEAKER_06

What a double entendre that was.

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Oh, incredible.

SPEAKER_07

We have liquefied natural gas in here. Yes. I'm glad none of you are smoking.

SPEAKER_06

Some of us have a little bit more gas than others. Um I want to say that we have um I wanted to say uh Rinlish, but that's not it.

SPEAKER_10

No, we have the Zen of Ren coming up. I think I've got a fun one. It very much plays on the idea of the eyes, the middle of something, and how sometimes, you know, we think of the middle as the slog. We want the new beginnings or we want the bright, important endings, but uh we don't often appreciate the the comfortable warm middle. So that's where we are. In the middle of March.

SPEAKER_06

The comfort like a cream-filled donut.

SPEAKER_10

Hopefully, no Caesars are are assassinated again. Hopefully we're past that point in history.

SPEAKER_06

Gosh, I you know I'm not gonna hold my breath.

SPEAKER_10

That's a loaded question. I know. As soon as I said it, I was like, maybe I shouldn't have said that, but you know, well, uh that's what we want.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, that's you and I, we do this show, we don't talk politics, we don't talk any of that. No, we try to bring light and good feelings to folks. That's what we try to do.

SPEAKER_10

Precisely.

SPEAKER_06

And I was more just world that is rough.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, it's rough. And more than anything, I just hope that, you know, as a society we've grown and become more loving and understanding. Is that that's all I was trying to say.

SPEAKER_06

And you know what? I think I agree with that for sure.

SPEAKER_10

So and you know, that's part of what St. Patrick's Day was about. I think we forget that the reason why a lot of these holidays have become national holidays is because it was our government's way of trying to get the larger population of people to accept the differences that make us so great. Like um Columbus Day, which obviously is is under a lot of scrutiny these days because Columbus himself wasn't a good guy. But originally it was put in place to celebrate how America was dis quote unquote discovered by an Italian man so that we could embrace our Italian ancestry and our Italian American um you know, fellow citizens.

SPEAKER_06

Solid, solid point. I just, you know, it's like I don't know who said it, but it's I wanna can we all just get along?

SPEAKER_14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Let's all just get along.

SPEAKER_14

Why is it so hard?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. I have a lot of ne I have a lot of things that I think why it is, but we're not gonna get into those. We're gonna stay positive.

SPEAKER_10

I will say sometimes I do think it is because people are online too much.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_10

Saying that as somebody who's chronically online, it's just cyberbullying is way out of the way. Cyberbullying, and it's also easier to focus in on the little tiny details that keep us apart. Whereas sometimes you just need to go out, touch some grass, as the kids say, and and talk to another human being and find out you have more in common than you thought.

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And just think of how wonderful online the community would be, the whole larger uh thing if you eliminated everything that people say that could get your face popped inside out if you said it in person to somebody. So you're easier to sling out the uh insults and things like that when you can get away with it and nobody can that's that's totally true.

SPEAKER_10

A lot of people are getting too comfortable with saying some things they wouldn't say in person.

SPEAKER_08

I don't do that. I absolutely like I try and keep positive.

SPEAKER_06

I I try not to. I don't think I have.

SPEAKER_10

Well, and even when you disagree with someone, you can disagree in a constructive or polite way.

SPEAKER_06

Exactly. And you we need to come to terms with we're gonna just have to if we can't come to the same conclusion, yeah. We're gonna have to look at each other and say, well, Red, uh we're just gonna have to agree to disagree.

SPEAKER_10

I agree.

SPEAKER_06

That's it.

SPEAKER_08

Next subject. Next subject.

SPEAKER_10

I'm very much somebody who likes to try and find common ground rather than to find um something to argue about.

SPEAKER_06

Well, he did an excellent job today when you came to look at the playlist.

SPEAKER_10

I will stand by my statement. You picked good music. It just had nothing to do with the eyes of March.

SPEAKER_07

Ryan, I love you.

SPEAKER_10

I love you too.

SPEAKER_07

What is it they they say it's uh easier to ask for forgiveness than permission?

SPEAKER_10

Correct.

SPEAKER_07

Go ahead and change it, and what's he gonna do?

SPEAKER_06

No, she didn't she she didn't ask permission, she just changed it. I did, but she did exactly.

SPEAKER_10

I didn't ask for permission so much as I I let you know that I was gonna do it.

SPEAKER_06

That's right. There you go.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Okay, so this next song is once again an Irish song. Um I'm I'm curious if it fits in with St. Patrick's Day. It's from the movie Sinners. Has anybody seen the movie Sinners? I have not.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_10

About Irish vampires. Um that sounds good. It's a pretty good movie.

SPEAKER_03

I like vampires.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, it's really fun if you like vampires, especially. It takes place in 1930s, Mississippi, and it is about uh a vampire who's come all the way from Ireland for various reasons, and he's turning the community into vampires so that he can grow his own his own personal diaspora of vampires in. And this is a song that was really popular.

SPEAKER_06

Diaspora.

SPEAKER_10

Diaspora. Do you know what that means?

SPEAKER_06

No, no clause.

SPEAKER_10

It's a population of people who have moved from their original country.

SPEAKER_06

There you go. There's Rinlish.

SPEAKER_10

So we have a large diaspora diaspora of Irish of Irish people in America. Yes.

SPEAKER_07

It's like dispersion is what the word related word in English is.

SPEAKER_10

Dispersion.

SPEAKER_07

So you can think of those Irish vampires bleed green.

SPEAKER_10

No. I don't even think they I don't even think they bleed.

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_10

They bite.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, they bite.

SPEAKER_10

They do dance though. That's why a lot of people like this scene because it had a bunch of Irish vampires river dancing.

SPEAKER_06

I bleed green because I graduated from Param Recon High School fighting Scorpion.

SPEAKER_10

There you go.

SPEAKER_06

The colors of green and white.

SPEAKER_08

And I black and orange, baby. Black and orange.

SPEAKER_10

So you went to FHS. Right on. I went to FHS, but I didn't graduate. We don't talk about that.

SPEAKER_07

And I remember uh I graduated in uh 19 oh no, I'm not now I've got to say it.

SPEAKER_10

I know that for some reason.

SPEAKER_07

Back when that was the only high school in farming.

SPEAKER_10

Oh before PV.

SPEAKER_06

That's right. Before way for us. We had one of the largest graduating classes before PV actually opened.

SPEAKER_10

That's pretty cool. My dad graduated from FHS, my mom graduated from FHS.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't know your mom did, but I guess you yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I wonder.

SPEAKER_06

I guess I should have known that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. But I bet I'm the oldest one here.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I'd be like, did you say you're the oldest one here?

SPEAKER_08

I think so.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think so. Well, let's hammer that.

SPEAKER_08

I'm definitely older than him and her.

SPEAKER_06

All right, well, let's go to song and we'll talk about it. Oh, yeah, I would say that, but we'll go to song, we'll talk about it.

SPEAKER_10

Well, this is uh Rocky Road to Dublin, which was featured very prominently in the Sinners movie, which probably just won a bunch of awards at the Oscars. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

I'm creaming ice cream.

SPEAKER_10

Here we go. Rocky Road. Yeah, there we go.

SPEAKER_12

And off to leap the corn and live where I was born. I caught a stout black thong. Or to banish ghosts and goblins. A brand new pair of brooks to rattle over the box and frighten all the dogs on the rocky road to double. One, two, three, four, five. One in the baby mouth on me home, my starts and left the girls of chill money. Little can hardly have the mother combined to be my gifts and double.

SPEAKER_01

See smile and all the while, ask me curious style, but such a heart. The bubble and ask me was I heard we just I required till I was almost tired of the rocky room to double and punch G five down the rocky room and all the way to double M.

SPEAKER_00

Double and it's the way the taught the touch the eddy to be some tune deprived of you that find the B and I took the strong quality bun the link with the quality something cost me fine when I look behind the button.

SPEAKER_05

Me tonic rope was in action ball on the rocky rope with a double dump one two three for four and famous hair perfect on the cage as the shit was saying when I jumped up I'm on the page, make some funny wings, take some hearty chase the water wish me something, but it's dead on the funky turn account, I turn the bottom again to find the size of my friends, and the bow and you still here?

SPEAKER_02

Bring the caffeine for out of five and phone calls I have slept a single night and over a month and not even once that don't make sense to me. Maybe I would all be slow. I just consistently in constant stance. She said I'm break the bed. It's my response to bed. I did over everybody's bang up before. You didn't have to do what you didn't say. Switch maybe outs to let the bottom For maybe I'ma let on the wake out of my friend of Tabi, better better be waiting for a better baby. I don't know where my body's been just like that. You didn't have to do it for you did it to say that you didn't have to do what you wanna do. Up now, for everybody's together, just like that on the boy.

SPEAKER_10

I know, we're having so many good stories today. We're having so much fun. We opened up a second bottle of wine.

SPEAKER_06

We're gonna have to do a Mills mumblings to get all this in.

SPEAKER_10

I completely agree.

SPEAKER_06

Some non-music show.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, yeah, something so we can just ramble to the microphone. This is me rambling. That was that last song was Middle of Nowhere by Hot Hot Heat, kind of pushing the eyes of March vibe, the middle of March vibe. And I have one more thing for us before we say our goodbyes and get out of here. Okay. I'm gonna put it under the Zen of Ren banner.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

It only seems to have to be.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, the wake-up call is almost over for another week. And it's time to get your Zen on with the Zen of Ren.

SPEAKER_10

Alright, so this one's from one of my favorite writers and poets from my childhood, Shell Silverstein.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I love Shell Silverstein. You know Shell Silverstein?

SPEAKER_10

He used to write for Doctor Hook in the and the whatever that means the medicine show. The medicine show. Okay. Um There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part. So just give me a happy middle and a very happy start.

SPEAKER_06

That was nice.

SPEAKER_10

I used to give David an exceedingly hard amount of time because he used to say something he would do all the time. It made me feel good because it it makes me feel profound.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, you were you were definitely profound and not perfectly profane like I am. So yeah, good deal. Listen, I can hardly wait for next week. I have no clue what we're doing next week. Is it time for another Saturday night live? No.

SPEAKER_10

No, we we should do a couple more shows. Maybe we should break out the double entendre show.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, I think you're absolutely right.

SPEAKER_10

A show about songs that uh are clearly about something else, but are calling it something else. Much like my dingling. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06

I was gonna say so, but let's move on. You look at me when you said my dangling, I am not him.

SPEAKER_10

If you say so, another loaded question. It's been a lot of fun. I'm really glad we could have everybody in the studio today. We got G-O-J, which I always want to call J-O-G, Jungle of the George. We of course have the lovely Lisa.

SPEAKER_06

We may have to do the copyright. We may have to go Jungle of the George.

SPEAKER_07

I thought if they if they come after us for George of the Jungle, we could just do George of the Ring.

SPEAKER_10

I don't know about that either.

SPEAKER_06

Are we ready, ready for it?

SPEAKER_10

We are ready.

SPEAKER_06

You don't look ready.

SPEAKER_10

I'm not ready. I'm never ready for it. Endings are decided to do it. Even if they are happy. But I'm just trying to figure out what the song I want to play. You know what? Let's play this one. This one's by Ellie. Do he? I don't know. Uh it's it's a pretty good song. It's the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

Even though it's the middle of the day.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_10

So long, everybody.

SPEAKER_15

I summoned you. Please come to me. Don't bear any thoughts that you really want. I fill you up. Drink from my cup within me light. What you really want. Come, lay me down. Cause you know this. Cause you know this. In the middle of the night. In the middle of the night. In the middle of the night. In the middle of the night. I'm like a big girl. In the middle of the night. In the middle of the night. These burning things, these crashing leaves, wash over me. Like a cane, I'll catch a fate. Your hypnotized feel powerful, but it's me again. Cause I'm older. Cause I'm all this In the middle of the night. In the middle of the night. Just go my name, I'm yours to see. I'm wondering. Your face on the wheel is mine.

unknown

In the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_14

Just call my name.

SPEAKER_15

Just go on the street in the middle. In the middle of the night.

unknown

I'll get in one.

SPEAKER_09

In the middle of my As I was going over the Cockcomb County Mountain, I met with Captain Farrell and his money he was counting. I first produced the vessel and then produced the rapier. Same sand and the bar and your receiver. White drink on the do the mat. White fall the daddy oh, white fall the daddy oh. There's whiskey in the jar. All I counted out is money, and it paid a pretty penny. I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny. She smiled and she swore that she'd never wanna see me. What the devil takes the women far, they never can be easy. White fun the daddy oh, white fun the daddy oh.

SPEAKER_07

That's it for another week. This is the voice of Georgia the Jungle coming to you from the mouth of Georgia the Jungle, telling you to join us next week for more WUC with the voices of Ren and David coming out of their mouths. All rights reserved. Until next time.