Wake Up Call

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daGeneral Season 8 Episode 26

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Hosts:  Lauren "Ren" Harris & david "daGeneral" mills
Announcers: Zebedia "Zeb" McClusky & Wink Dinkerson
Sound Engineers: Lauren Harris & Robert David
Executive Producer:  InterWest Concepts - interwestconcepts.com

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SPEAKER_13

Hey Ren.

SPEAKER_12

Hey Dave.

SPEAKER_13

It's another week. And we're doing a show.

unknown

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_12

I know we're finally back. We did all those rewind shows, and uh we are in person, but the theme for this week is Call Me. Okay. So all songs about phone calls and whatnot.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, I love it. Let's get to it.

SPEAKER_08

It's a brand new year and a brand new announcer, me, but I'll get to that later. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud as punch to present to you our go big or take a hike year, and now Ren and David 2026 edition.

SPEAKER_15

I'm in trouble. I'm an addict, I'm addicted to this girl. She's got my heart tied in a knot and my stomach in a whirl. But even worse, I can't stop calling her. She's all I want more. I mean, Sam, what's not to a door? I've been playing too much gigs. I've been listening to jazz. I cough so many times. I swear she's going mad in that cellular will be the death of us. I swear. I swear. In oh, uh-oh. Uh oh uh uh oh my mouth just like I got her, but I surely saw it because she's so uh uh uh oh shell oh my god is she out of my league Let's hold on it. I'm in trouble, I'm so cliche. See that word just wears me out, makes me feel like just another boy to laugh and joke about, but even worse, I can't stop calling her. I love to hear that voice. And honestly, I'm left with no choice. I've been playing too much gigsah, I've been listening to jazz. I cough so many times. I swear she's going mad in that cellular will be the death of us. I swear, I swear in uh, uh-oh, uh, uh-oh, uh-oh. I'm running my mouth just like I got her, but I surely so she's so uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Is she out of my league? Let's hold not.

SPEAKER_12

Thank you. Yeah, they didn't hear it at home, but I I know pretty much every word to that song. Yeah, it was kind of nice. That was uh Trouble by Never Shout Never.

SPEAKER_13

Which is the name of the band is Never Shout Never.

SPEAKER_12

Yes. Though it's led by a guy named Christopher Drew. It's one of those it's one of those bands where like the members change all the time, but the lead the lead is always the same. So you I you could just say that was just Christopher Drew.

SPEAKER_13

Okay, Christopher Drew Drew as D-R-E-W.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. D-R-D-W.

SPEAKER_13

Nerrrr. Well, hey, listen, welcome into 2026. It's our first live technically live show. Technically live, live in spirit. We did some rewind stuff the first three weeks of the year, so um real it was I know it was rough for you to relive that Tommy Bullock one, but I got flashbacks.

SPEAKER_12

Actually, no, truly, I I have a hard time even remembering recording that show. I don't know why. I I have a I have a well, I have a brain that tends to hold on to negative memories, but I guess that one was was like I don't know, it was so negative that my my brain just threw it out the window. No, it wasn't that bad.

SPEAKER_13

No, it we you know, it's just uh he's a different individual. People know him, know that. Or have worked with him, they know that.

SPEAKER_12

And uh we were both people who run our own shows and we were kind of button heads over that. So you know, absolutely nothing personal. It was purely a creative, creative difference. No, nobody puts Rennie in the corner.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, listen, uh George the jungle is with us, our new announcer. He's gonna make his debut, a little road trip he did for a report, which I found very interesting.

SPEAKER_12

It's a it's very interesting. I liked his take on it. It brought history to life. Let's say that.

SPEAKER_13

There you go.

SPEAKER_12

In in one way or another.

SPEAKER_13

And it's just a pile of doo-doo that he's talking about.

SPEAKER_12

Literally. Yeah, exactly. It's a pile of crap. We say that lovingly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_13

Well, listen, I am excited about the music that you have picked. What are we gonna call this show?

SPEAKER_12

I was just gonna call this one Call Me.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_12

And it's all songs about uh about phones and calling people, like that first one, Trouble. It wasn't expressly about the the telephone, but it the telephone played a big role in that song because he's just obsessed with this girl and cannot stop calling her.

SPEAKER_13

I kind of gathered that. It was a cute song, and you knew every word. I thought that was cute. You were singing along. I had I been over there, I'd turn the microphone on.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, it's kind of cute. Well, listen, um it's K SJ E. I want to make sure we get that out.

SPEAKER_12

It is the KSJE, and we're W U C.

SPEAKER_13

That's right. And it's uh 10103 and 90.9 in the uh Farmington area, 103 in the Colorado area. Uh but we do appreciate them very much. Shout out to Scott McClin and that whole crew over there, and a guy by the name of Scott Durham that does our loads our shows every week for the city. Thank you, Scott.

SPEAKER_12

The Scott Squares.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, that's right. So we do appreciate that. And I and I'm looking forward to this year, the go big or go home.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, go big or go home year. I like that idea. We're just gonna have some fun with it.

SPEAKER_13

We are so gonna hear some interesting stuff.

SPEAKER_12

Yes. Though this show, I think you and I are both kind of still reeling from the the the holiday times, and we just got back from our break, so we're still feeling a little a little lazy daisy. But this I think will be a fun show. Yeah, we were like, should we, should we not?

SPEAKER_13

Should we wait another week? What do we do?

SPEAKER_12

But this next song I'm gonna play was actually the inspiration for the entire show. Um over Thanksgiving break, you know, a couple months ago, I found La uh I believe his name is pronounced Lobby Siffri. He's a he's a British singer-songwriter, and he's got a lot of great songs. But this is the first song I heard from him. It's called Bless the Telephone, and it's a very short, sweet, and to the point song. It's only a minute and forty seconds, but it's kind of about how the phone is a magical, amazing adventure. Oh yeah. You can feel alone and then within a matter of minutes, the second you hear that other person's voice, you're with them. Yeah, it's beautiful.

SPEAKER_13

It's a matter of seconds.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, a matter of seconds.

SPEAKER_13

It's not just the telephone, but when we went to the smartphones and all that kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, that too. I uh actually sent it to my friends who live in New York and in Texas. We talk to each other over an app called Discord, where you know, we all get on and we turn on our cameras and we talk and we watch movies together. I was like, this song reminds me of you guys.

SPEAKER_13

So you remember the days you probably are too young about it. Try me. Okay, so I could if somebody called me, they didn't have to go, where are you?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, because they w were calling your home phone.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, that's the only place you could get me.

SPEAKER_12

I would say, yeah, I might be a little too young for that, since I've had a cell phone since I was in second grade. That's insane to me. That is insane just thinking about it. But I was one of the first kids in my class to have a cell phone. I remember I was a celebrity for a couple days.

SPEAKER_13

I always thought you were pretty spoiled.

SPEAKER_12

It wasn't a new phone, it was my sister's old phone. Still, that's true. Anyway, take it away, Lobby. Here is Bless the Telephone.

SPEAKER_01

It's nice to hear your voice again. I've waited all day long. Even wrote a song for you. It's strange the way you make me feel. I'd like to do the same for you. It's nice to hear you say hello and have a friend with you. I love you. But very soon it's time to go. An awful job to do while I'm here writing songs for you. Strange have a phone call to change your day. Take you away, away from the feeling of being alone. Bless the telephone. It's nice the way you say my name. Not very fast or slow, just soft and low, the same as when you tell me how you feel. I feel the same way too. I'm very much in love with you. I'm very much in love with you.

SPEAKER_08

Music, music, music. Where? The wake-up call exclusively on KSJE 90.91033 FM.

unknown

Ah!

SPEAKER_02

I'm out of payphone trying to call home. All of my changes spent on you. Where are the times coming, baby? It's all where the plants we made to. Yeah. I know we're just gonna remember the people who we used to be. It's the bit of people, it's not the next to be. It's just too late to be too late. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_00

I'll be out spending all this money while you sitting round, wondering why it wasn't you who came up from nothing. Made it from the bottom. No, when you see me, I'm starting. And all on my car, with a push of a button. Telling me I taste a stop blue weapon, whatever you call it. Switch the number to my phone so you never could call it. Don't need my name on my show, you can tell it I'm ballin'. Switch, what a shame, could have got big. Had a really good game, but you missed your last shot. So you talk about who you see at the top. Or what you could have started, but sad to say it's over for. Fanna pull up valet, open doors. Wish I go away, got what you was looking for. That's me who it was. Take the little bitch.

SPEAKER_08

The CSJ wake up all vibes.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, it's gold. I'll do that. Just look at the bat I'll do that. I'll do something. Just all do that. It's on the tall It's on the tall. I don't think it's a way I don't make it all the time. And it's I'm a toll. And it's I'm a tall. And it's I'm a toll. All you gotta do is go, and I'll be there. And it's I'm a toll. All we gotta do is go, and I'll be there.

SPEAKER_12

Anytime at all by the incomparable Beatles, and before that was Payphone by Maroon 5.

SPEAKER_13

Maroon, and I thought it was Train. I did.

SPEAKER_12

Which I've never considered it, but yeah, the lead singers of Train and Maroon Five. Sound similar. Sound kind of similar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

Well, we sent George on the road. Yes, or I did. I just saw him go by. I thought he was in Tombstone.

SPEAKER_12

I thought he was too, because but at least we do know he's literally on the road. So he's gonna give us a little uh history lesson.

SPEAKER_09

This is George of the Jungle with the W U C on the front microphone. Through the magic of radio, we bring you right into the middle of the action of noteworthy historical events as they happened. Even if they happened 145 years ago.

SPEAKER_13

But um that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_12

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_13

You know, I only gave him twenty bucks to go on the road.

SPEAKER_12

So he went all there on twenty bucks?

SPEAKER_13

Wow, wow. He's using a lot of groupons.

unknown

No kidding.

SPEAKER_13

I wonder how he paid for gas. More than twenty dollars. That's just to get twenty dollars to get you to Albuquerque, I think.

SPEAKER_12

It may be. I've been able to get to and from Albuquerque on one tank of gas.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

I was I was riding on E by the time I got home, but who knows?

SPEAKER_13

Well, thank you, George. We've got you, George.

SPEAKER_12

And uh Tombstone Arizona, the okay corral is a pretty cool story, and it just so happens to be take it took place in like the eighteen eighties, which is a time period that I'm really weirdly obsessed with right now. Oh, no kidding. It's a really cool time. It was turn of the century, like electricity was just starting to come around, and and um you know, you got the belly pock era in France with beautiful, you know, uh French impressionist art, and then you had the cowboys out in Tombstone, Arizona. It was just a very exciting time. Uh some of them probably did.

SPEAKER_13

At that point, that's a great story about spurs that we'll have to share some other time.

SPEAKER_12

Okay.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

You got me interested. It definitely gives your walk a little bit of a dram dramatic flair. Oh, yeah, a little jingle, click.

SPEAKER_13

They jingle. They kind of jingle like bells. They're the ones that I had. I wasn't gonna tell anybody. You were the wooden spurs here. Yeah. Listen, I used to do work with Don uh Kapinkirk. You remember Kapink? And he and in the early days he wore spurs all the time. Everywhere he went.

SPEAKER_12

Even if he wasn't riding a horse.

SPEAKER_13

I don't think he owned a horse.

SPEAKER_12

Okay.

SPEAKER_13

That's between you and me. So to to satire him, we were at the top deck of a local bar, and we were doing introducing of the band and that kind of stuff. And I got me the biggest these were Mexican spurs, okay? They came from Mexico.

SPEAKER_12

Those big showy things.

SPEAKER_13

Big round uh for the back side, you know, and they they just jingled greatly. And so I I don't know, I made fun of the captain.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Now who's king of the spurs.

SPEAKER_13

And he he took it well, but the crowd was on the floor laughing so hard. Oh, that's so good. It was it was and I think that's why he took it so well, because you know, I didn't belittle him in any way, shape, or form. No. But uh the crowd. And most of the people there knew the captain and knew about the Spurs and so on and so forth.

SPEAKER_12

You weren't, like you said, uh I think there's a fine line between like a fun prank and just humiliating somebody.

SPEAKER_13

I had a straw hat, kid's straw hat, and then I had a fake sheriff's badge, a plastic fake sheriff's badge on it. And I told him when I walked out that I said, There's a new sheriff of the Spurs in town.

SPEAKER_12

That's so good. Yeah, it was cute. No, a very loving takedown of Captain Kirk.

SPEAKER_13

You know, and if you were at that show by any shade of the imagination at any time, there's quite a few people there, a couple hundred. Uh give me a call or drop us a line, interwestconcepts.com, all one word, all lowercase. Go to the webpage, interwestconcepts.com. You can do it right there.

SPEAKER_12

Very cool.

SPEAKER_13

And I'd love to hear from you. Plus, we're still taking show ideas if you have anything.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, always. It's I always love the challenge. I know I always say that, but um if I I don't know. I get so in my head that I think, well, I've done every show that could possibly be. And then somebody comes in and says, Well, what about this? And they go, Well, I never thought of that. So I'm down for the case.

SPEAKER_13

Well, we've got some coming up too. We're gonna we're gonna showcase a couple of people. We got some stuff headed. Um I just let me just say we got stuff and we're gonna share it.

SPEAKER_12

And so we're gonna pass it around. We're gonna pass it around. We're not gonna bogard it. That's right. And uh we did notice that some of our best shows from last year were kind of like nostalgia shows.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_12

70s disco and then the 50s Christmas did pretty well.

SPEAKER_13

The 50s Christmas went nuts. And the nineties uh Kronk Christmas did okay. It did pretty good. It did good when it was first released for sure.

SPEAKER_12

And then our Japanese city pop show is always a popular one, and that's you know, very eighties centric. So we might do a couple of fun little nostalgia shows, but we'll try to do you know, musical genres that you've heard of, but m but songs from that genre that m y that haven't been played. Right.

SPEAKER_13

You haven't heard. Yes. Yeah, exactly. The the deep dives.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Um so The show is calling me. Which is all about calling people. We must use Facebook Messenger. Which is always better because my phone doesn't always work. I don't really use my phone to call anyone anymore. I only ever really use Discord to talk with my friends. I have a song. It's kind of a involves the telephone, but it's a little more sad. You absolutely know it. It's a Jim Crogey. It's one of my all-time favorite songs. Because not only is the story behind the song, you know, beautiful and heartbreaking, but just the line. That's not the way it feels. Sometimes you know you should be over something, but you're just not. It doesn't feel like you're over it yet.

SPEAKER_13

Good pick, right? Thank you for it. There we go. Don't let your head get too big this year now. Settle down a little bit.

SPEAKER_12

The last year was pretty bad, so I'll do my best.

SPEAKER_17

Well, could you help me place this card? See the number on the matchbook is old and faded. Living in LA with my best old ex-friend Ray. Gosh, it's such a new L and sometimes hated. So let's fork it all out. And give me the number if you can find it. So I can call Just to tell him I'm fine and to show. I overcome the blow. I've learned to take it well. I only wish my words could just convince myself that it just wasn't real. But that's not the way it feels. But could you help me place this call? Cause I can't read the novel that you just gave me. There's something in my eyes. You know it happens every time. Think about the love that I thought would save me. But isn't that the way they say it goes? Well, let's forget all that and give me the number if you can find it. So I can call. Just to tell them I'm finding the show. I've overcome the blow. I've done to take it well. I only wish my words could just convince myself that it just wasn't real. But that's not the way it feels. No, no, no, no. That's not the way it feels. I'm a real or let's forget about this car. There's no one there I really wanna talk to. Thank you for your time. Oh, you've been so much more than kind. You can keep it dying. But isn't that the way these things goes? Well, let's fork it all out and give me the number if you can find it. So I can't be called just to tell them I'm fine to show. Overcome the flow, I've learned to take it well. Only I wish my words could just convince myself that it just wasn't real. But that's not the way it feels.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, this is the big bopper speaking. Oh, you sweet. Do I want? Will I want? Oh, baby, you know what I like. Shantilly lace and a pretty face and a ponytail. Hang a found. We're gonna walk and a big a little big world around eight. Nothing in the world like a big eyed girl to make my axe old but it makes me bad mom on it. Oh baby, that's a what I like. What's that baby? But honey. Oh baby, you know what I'm saying? Oh babe, and that's a whole life. What's that honey? Take you up and age. And don't be late. But baby. I got no money, honey. Oh, all right, honey. You know what I like. Chantilly lady had a pretty face. On a tail, hang a sound, a wiggle in a wall, and a wiggle in a towel. I don't think in the world like a big eyed girl and make my eye so funny. Make me feel real loose like a long leg, losing like a girl.

SPEAKER_07

Out baby, that's a water.

SPEAKER_08

Music, music, music. Where? The wake-up call exclusively on KSJE ninety point nine one oh three three FM.

SPEAKER_05

That's what I'd say. I'd tell you everything. You become that television. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, how you feeling? Are you still asane? Don't you realize the pain for dealing with you? For real, had a dream. I just can't believe they've all faded out of you.

SPEAKER_07

I'm living in some time.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so no one's answering. So can't you just let it ring a little longer long alone? I'll be sitting tight. The shadows of the night. Let it ring for everyone.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, somebody passed the French's.

SPEAKER_12

I still remember when you first made that joke, and it was like, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_13

It doesn't say it on there anymore.

SPEAKER_12

No, it doesn't.

SPEAKER_13

But it it used to.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

Prepared mustard.

SPEAKER_12

I guess because mustard used to not be prepared. I I don't know. That's a good question. It's like sliced bread. It's hard to think there was a time before they sliced it at the factory themselves.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, that's a yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Mustard, as far as I know, has always been prepared. For me.

SPEAKER_13

There used to be a saying about that's as smooth as sliced bread or I don't know.

SPEAKER_12

It's the best thing since sliced bread. There you go. And speaking of a celebrity who is still with us, I we've probably talked about him on the show when it was his birthday. Or maybe we didn't. Dick Van Dyke, who just recently turned 100 years old. And he's technically older than sliced bread by like two or three years. Because he was born in the early 1920s.

SPEAKER_13

He was such a cool guy, too. I don't know what I liked best. I love the show, the original show with him and Mary Tyler Moore.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Love that one. I've seen it.

SPEAKER_13

I don't know.

SPEAKER_12

He was in Bye Bye Birdie, he was in Mary Poppins.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, I think Mary Poppins has got to be my favorite. The Jimmy Sweep. Yeah, that's my favorite.

SPEAKER_12

England hates his accent. If you go to any British person and you're like, what's the worst British accent in a Hollywood movie? They will without a doubt tell you different accents. This is unfair. But it's funny because then his next movie, I don't know if it was it was after Mary Poppins. I don't know if it was directly after it, but it's my favorite movie of his Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

SPEAKER_13

That's a good one too.

SPEAKER_12

He takes place in England, and he's like the only one in the movie that doesn't have a British accent. It's like he learned from Mary Poppins. I'll just do my Mar regular.

SPEAKER_13

Well this segment, of course, we have the uh wonderful Zen of Ren with the brand new intro, which made you eyes sparkled, didn't you?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, it's I've got a fun new bell. I'm very excited.

SPEAKER_13

Is it a bell or is it?

SPEAKER_12

I don't know. It's like a magical noise. It makes me feel like I'm a fairy princess coming down from the sky. And uh it is gonna be telephone themed, the Zen of Ren, much like this whole show we're calling Calmie. Call me. And it's all about uh telephone songs.

SPEAKER_13

And this is K-S-J-E. You're listening to the W-U-C with my friend R H.

SPEAKER_12

And my other friend uh DM took me a second. I was like, I know Dave's name, I swear, but it just came so quickly. I was afraid I forgot it.

SPEAKER_13

I would have given like three initials, but I couldn't think of the middle name.

SPEAKER_12

So you know, well, technically my initials are L R H L R H. But you know who also shares that those initials. Uh Scientology's own L. Ron Hubbard. So I I posted that on uh Facebook one time just as a joke. I was like, I just realized today I have the same initials as L. Ron Hubbard. And my dad commented and he was like, oh, that was no mistake. And of course he was kidding too, but for a second I was like, Dad, are you a Scientologist? No. But uh the last couple of songs we played, I just want to make sure they're out there. We played uh Chantilly Lace by the late great Big Bopper, and then we played Telephone Line by Electric Light Orchestra.

SPEAKER_13

E L O sa as they're known in the biz. E-L-O? No, E-L-O, not L-O. Sorry.

SPEAKER_12

They should be L-O.

SPEAKER_13

I know. That's really British, though, the way you said that.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, well, they are British. Did you know that? No, I did not. They're from Birmingham, Warwickshire, England.

SPEAKER_13

I do not know that now. I do not do not know.

SPEAKER_12

I've got you all riled up.

SPEAKER_13

Am I in how long have I been announcing?

SPEAKER_12

Longer than I've been announcing.

SPEAKER_13

Two or three days, I think. Listen, if you have any comments you'd like to write us, we'd love to hear from you. Show ideas. We're still paying for that. Investconcepts.com, all one word, all lowercase. I N T E R W E S T C O N C E P T S dot com. There you go. We'd love to hear from you, no matter what.

SPEAKER_12

Back in the day, you would have had to strictly call us, but now we've got email, you can find us on Facebook. There's lots of ways to get in contact with us.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, go check out our Facebook page. It's got all the shows on there that you can check out. And and uh stuff like that there. That's our there, that they have. You can check our Facebook our web page and find out more about G O J. Because I like to call him George of the Jungle.

SPEAKER_12

Our new announcer.

SPEAKER_13

New announcer type guy.

SPEAKER_12

At least you're calling him G O J. There was a second there where you kept calling him J-O-G.

SPEAKER_13

Did I? Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_12

Not this show. Not this show. But there were a couple of shows in the past I remember you'd be like George of the Jungle, or then I like to call him J O G, Dave, no, Dave, no. But you didn't, so I'm impressed. No, I I corrected you. Oh, did you? I'm just nice about it. I'm so nice that you don't remember that.

SPEAKER_13

Didn't hurt my feelings, obviously. There you go. Listen, it's hard to hurt my feelings when I misspeak something because that's just part of my nature.

SPEAKER_12

Right, I'm the same way. I would much rather be corrected than be wrong. You know? And sometimes, yeah, it hurts the ego. If somebody's not polite, like I hate when people make you feel stupid for getting something wrong. But if you're just gonna honestly correct me, I would much rather prefer that. Which is to say, if I ever make a factual error on the show, send us an email. Or as Blondie might say, you could call me. Oh yes, give me some blonde. But you looked like you were gonna say something. Am I interrupting you?

SPEAKER_13

No, well, I was, but we can save it later.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_13

Listen, just call me, I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_12

You got it. Oh, Blonde.

SPEAKER_08

You're jamming with Ren and David on the KSJE Sunday morning wake-up call.

SPEAKER_04

I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way. I strained my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way. Your stare was holding, red machine, skin was showing, hot night wind was blowing. Where you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you. This is crazy. But here's my number. Don't call me, baby. It's hard to look back. I just baby, I give my number. Don't call me baby. Hey, I just make it crazy.

SPEAKER_06

But you're another baby. I've got a baby.

SPEAKER_04

You took your time with the call. I took no time with the fall. You gave me nothing at all. But still you're in my way. I beg and borrow and steal. At first sight and it's real. I didn't know I would feel it. But it's in my way. Your dad was holding red jeans. Skin was showing. Hot night when it was blowing. Where you think you're going, baby? I just met you. It's a crazy. But you're my number. Don't you baby? I'd just look back. I just baby. I guess I'm number. I just met you. It's a crazy.

SPEAKER_06

I guess I've got a baby.

SPEAKER_04

It's how to look back. That's a baby. But you've done it. I just like it.

SPEAKER_06

I just got the other. But you're a number.

SPEAKER_08

Whether it's background or in your foreground, the wake up call on KSJE is where it's at the time.

SPEAKER_07

All me for the head. I'm feeling you. I only like to do it. Call me on the table. You feel like you get it. I went to make sure. Call me on the table. I have new feeling something. Call me on the telephone.

SPEAKER_12

That was Diana Ross. And if you call her on the telephone, she will be there. And before that was a sort of divisive song. At least when it first came out, it was everywhere, and so people got sick of it. But I love it. Call Me Maybe by Carly Ray Jepsen.

SPEAKER_13

I love that Carl Call Me Maybe.

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It's cute.

SPEAKER_13

I used to think it said forever. I thought it was like, Call Me Baby.

SPEAKER_12

Call Me Baby. No, it's a it's a little that's something I like about the song. She's she's a little awkward in it. She's a little shy. She's like, I can't even really look you in the eyes right now, but call me maybe. It's that time, man. It's that time. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, the wake-up call is almost over for another week. And it's time to get your Zen on with the Zen of Rand.

SPEAKER_11

And I am descending in my pink bubble like Glinda the Good Witch.

SPEAKER_12

Alright, here's your quote. It's from one of my favorite authors. I say that every time. I use a quote from him uh Kurt Vonnegut Jr. I have this disease late at night sometimes involving alcohol and the telephone.

SPEAKER_13

Not a good combination. Not a good combination.

SPEAKER_12

It's almost worse these days too, because you don't even have to actively call someone. Sometimes I can imagine you try to call someone in the middle of the night and they don't pick up. And yeah, maybe you leave an embarrassing uh message on the answering machine, but now I can just like spam text people if I'm like drunk and feeling it'll be like, oh my god, I miss you so much, we should hang out. It's like my fifth grade teacher.

SPEAKER_13

You know, my problem with text, and everybody wants to text these days, but my problem is your emotions don't come through properly. And some people might think you're yelling at them, which you know, I don't capitalize stuff, but I'm just I'm I don't want to type so much, so I'm short to the point. So so yeah, it's I don't know. Texting, I and I love the fact that you know I'll be texting somebody, somebody I know well, and then I just I can't put on I'll call them.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

And it so now instead and they don't answer, they say, What are you calling me for?

SPEAKER_12

Why don't you just text me?

SPEAKER_13

So now what I do, I have an answer to that. I'll send them a text. Can I call you? That always has. I have too much to say, can I call you?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Have you ever done the voice memos? I have not, but I could do that. They're they're okay. You have to be kind of in the mood to do it, but it's like, you know, just recording, recording a little voice memo and sending it to somebody. That's no. That's what me and my friend Riley do when we're like when we're in that headspace. Usually it's when Riley's at work, so I can't I can't even call them anyway. But I have too much to say and too much emotion involved, so I just record little like 45 second voice messages.

SPEAKER_13

You know what? You did that with me last year sometime earlier. And you know what? Here's the nice part about that. I mean, we text, we message each other a lot. Uh and sometimes I think of a little too much. But it was nice just to hear your voice. You know, so so how you're in going forward, start sending me more voice messages.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, I will. And then it'll be.

SPEAKER_13

And I'll do the same to you.

SPEAKER_12

It'll become a reciprocal thing. Yeah, exactly. Well, yes, speaking of, it has been our call me show, so I don't know. I I heard that lobby. Yes.

SPEAKER_13

What's junior samples from the old hee-haw. That's his he had a used car a lot. Call me. BR549.

SPEAKER_12

BR549.

SPEAKER_13

In the early days of telephone, you would give letters.

SPEAKER_12

Yes.

SPEAKER_13

So his was BR549.

SPEAKER_12

That used to confuse me so much as a kid when they'd be like, call us at 1-800-help me. That's 1-800 help me. And I'd be like, There aren't letters on the phone. And then my dad would be like, actually, there are. Look closely.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, if you have a phone that doesn't have letters, you've been playing with it too much and worn them all off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

There you go.

SPEAKER_13

You've been texting way too much.

SPEAKER_12

I know, and which is even more impressive because everything's on a touch screen now. So I don't know how I'm wearing down on the buttons, but somehow I am.

SPEAKER_13

We're talking old phones.

SPEAKER_12

We're talking old phones.

SPEAKER_13

Well, listen, it's been a great show. I'm so excited. Next week we're gonna have some fun. We're gonna get Ryan Woodard on, who actually started my whole podcast.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, is that next week for sure? I think so. Or just kind of vaguely in the future.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, vaguely in the future. I'm not I I have a call into him. We'll see how it goes. He says he's coming, so very cool.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, he's always a great guest. And yeah.

SPEAKER_13

We heard from him in the first couple of shows too this year. They were rewinds.

SPEAKER_12

Yes. So the audience should be fresh and remember him pretty well, so it'll be exciting to have him back on. But as far as I'm going, as far as I feel right now, I'm kind of taking it week to week for now. So whatever next next week's shows will be, we'll is kind of a surprise. Let's do it then. It'll be a mystery bag. Alright. Let's end it off with uh some high energy. Let's do uh Chuck Berry with Memphis, Tennessee.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, yes indeed. Love me some Chuck. Rin, have a good week. I love you, baby, and we'll see you next week on K SJE.

SPEAKER_12

On wait, on KSJE, and this is the W U C. There you go. Bye bye.

SPEAKER_16

On IWC too. Long distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee. Help me find the party. Try to get in touch with me. She could not leave her number, but I know who place to call. Cause my uncle took the message and you wrote it on wall. Help me information, get in touch with my read. She's the only one looking for me from in the city. Her home is on Southside, high up on a ridge, just a half a mile from the Mississippi. Help me information more than that I can add. Only that I miss her. No fun yet. But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree. Tore apart our happy own infrastinacy. Last time I saw Marie, she's waving me goodbye. With hurry home drops on her cheek that trickled from her eye. Marie is only six years old. Information, please. Try to put me through the heavy minutes in the sea.

SPEAKER_08

That's it for another week. This is the voice of George of the Jungle coming to you from the mouth of Georgia the Jungle, telling you to join us next week for more WUC with the voices of Ren and David coming out of their mouths. All rights reserved. Until next time. Excellent to each other.