The grumpy single old lady reviews The Grace Year, a young adult novel in which a heroine must journey to the woods and rid herself of forbidden sexual magic in order to survive. You know, issues of inequality are fun to try to figure out, but we all need to grow up sometime... and we all know from reading YA that growing up means getting forked by a hot growling man in the woods.
Recorded bonus: Listen for Potato snoring in the background. This is why puggers are not reviewers.