Ahh, boy bands. They reek of sweat, hotels, and the tears of psychotic fangirls. When a pack of four of the craziest fangirls capture one of them and hold him hostage, what can go wrong? A lot of things, apparently. But a lot of things can also go right, like unreliable narrators, surprisingly deep discussions of the dangerous role that oversexualization can play, and darkness enough to make even my deadened soul beat fast with joy.