I review some of my favorite judicial quotes from now retired Magistrate Judge John Facciola, including Byrd v. Reno; Disability Rights Council of Greater Wash. v Wash. Metro. Tr. Auth.; Peskoff v Faber; United States v. O'Keefe; United States ex rel. McBride v. Halliburton Co.; Covad Communs. Co. v. Revonet, Inc.; Amobi v. D.C. Dep’t of Corr.; El-Amin v. George Wash. Univ.; Davis v. Grant Park Nursing Home, LP; and Tadayon v. Greyhound Lines, Inc.