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The Female Comedy Avengers w/ Kells Morton
Step into the world of stand-up comedy with KellsMorton, a rising comedian who's turning life's realities into laughs that resonate with audiences everywhere. From her humble beginnings taking comedy classes to performing at sold-out venues, Kells shares the authentic journey of finding her voice in a competitive industry.
What makes great comedy? According to Kells, it's truth. Drawing from personal experiences—three marriages, raising children, health topics like mammograms—she creates material that consistently connects with audiences who approach her after shows saying, "Everything you said was just the truth." This authenticity has helped her build a growing fanbase and open for notable names like Omar Gooden and social media star Danae Hayes.
The conversation dives into the reality of the comedy scene, from the formation of her "Comedy Avengers" group with fellow female comedians to the business side of stand-up. Kells reveals how something as simple as business cards helped grow her social media following from 890 to nearly 3,000 followers. She also discusses comedy influences ranging from Redd Foxx to Dave Chappelle, and shares what it's like to get advice (sometimes harshly delivered) from established comedians like DL Hughley.
Whether you're an aspiring comedian or simply fascinated by the craft of comedy, this episode offers valuable insights into what it takes to develop material that resonates, navigate the ups and downs of performance, and build meaningful connections in the entertainment industry. Follow Kells Morton on social media @kellsthegreat to witness firsthand how she's transforming everyday experiences into laughter.
yes, ma'am. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the no id podcast. I have here comedian skit creator, content creator, the hostess with the mostest. You know her, I know her and we all gonna get to know her. The one and only miss kales morton. How you doing today, ma'am? I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 2:I'm blessed and highly favored thanks for having me on the show, jerome no wrong no, I say wrong, but I was trying to be professional, so come on be professional because we on this okay all right, well, I'll be professional. I'm miss morton I like my last name, but that does sound very old you're right, it do sound old, okay, okay we're on my bed it's all right.
Speaker 1:Jerome is my, my job name, that's when I go to work. It's rom is when I'm on this microphone. How you been I'm good okay, so you are a comedian and you've been doing it. What? Two, three years now two congratulations. What made you get into comedy? What was the the point behind it?
Speaker 2:I guess people just always said, I was funny. But I was, was like, let me just try it, and then I like, I like entertainment, I like you know, I like the spotlight Maybe probably not everything that goes with it, but I do like to make people laugh. I get enjoyment out of making other people smile.
Speaker 1:So when was your first start into comedy? Like that first introduction?
Speaker 2:I did. I saw somebody taking the funny bone class so I decided to take it and um, it was. It was a good experience. I've taken other classes since the funny bone class, so like improv 101 at push comedy theater in norfolk and, um, just other things to sharpen my skills. I took a writing class in DC at the DC Improv. So just just, you never stop and I know you know that as a comedian as well you just never stop sharpening your skills.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I definitely do. I only took the funny bone class. It was six. You went through six weeks, we graduated and I didn't take any more classes after that. Unless you count, you know James Cooper at the venue. That's the only.
Speaker 2:Right, and then of course, and then we do. We did a lot of those too, A lot of those mics.
Speaker 1:So how was your experiences with all these different classes, from the funny bone to the writing classes, to the improv, one on one? How was your experience? Was it the same or was it different?
Speaker 2:writing classes to the improv 101. How was your experience? Was it the same or was it different, different, different types of styles from each person? So I think that gives you a good perspective, because everything's subjective, right. Um, and then you know, I also follow what's uh the one that has the comedy, uh, bible I know you talk about judy so I, you know, I follow her.
Speaker 2:So she has workshops on Tuesday. So I've been like on her lives before. So everybody has these tidbits that are different to make you understand it that that full circle of comedy is subjective. So you're not, you're not always going to get the same funny Right. So it just makes me appreciate the different perspectives and how to kind of bend and figure out what my lane is. So you want to take all that into account, because these people have been doing it 20, 30, 15 years. Cool, everybody's different, though, but they also have something good to offer, whether it's good I would do it that way or good I wouldn't do it to offer whether it's good I would do it that way or good I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1:So everybody has something a little bit different. What's one of the things that you notice that all of them have in common since you've been there? Yeah, give me a little bit more energy, miss morton, because you, I don't know if you're not used to serious room right now.
Speaker 2:I don't know it's so weird, it is super weird. Okay, I'm not used to serious, no, I'm not. But the question was like what am I getting out of it? I think more, so what did I learn? I think all of them are similar, because comedy is set up with a joke, a turn, a punchline. All that is similar, right, but how they deliver is different, right. How they deliver it, who they deliver it for Right, because you can have the demographics are definitely different, right, and how you deliver those jokes is going to be different depending on the world you're in.
Speaker 1:Now your jokes and your styles. Who is the person that you more mirror towards? Like? Who was that? That inspiration that you was like? You know I rock with them. I've been following them Like, like. Who was that one comedian that she was like?
Speaker 2:I gotta get into this growing up, there's more than one and tears.
Speaker 2:The first person I saw on tv that I thought that was hilarious was red fox hilarious yeah, and this is like growing up from a kid, you know, because you know it wasn't a lot of people that look like me on tv that's telling jokes him, richard pryor, and then as I got older, I got older Bernie Mac and everybody else that came along. You know what I'm saying. Definitely Redd Foxx, because he was doing clean sitcoms, primetime television. And then you know he was also doing stand up, but I didn't get to see the stand up till I was older. The right, the unclean record version while he's smoking cigars on stage, like he's definitely like somebody that you know I'm probably not as brash as he is on stage, but he is the one that made me listen to like, hey, this is, this is really funny. You know I'm saying, of course, like richard prior as well, but you know, but my favorite now is chapelle. I love chapelle, I love chapelle chapelle, chapelle.
Speaker 1:So do you want to do something like what chapelle?
Speaker 2:I love chapelle I love chapelle, chapelle, chapelle.
Speaker 1:So you want to do something like what chapelle's done with, like the sketch, and then do the uh, the stand-up as well, because you know chapelle shows was only three seasons well, two good seasons, yeah, and people still watch it like it just came genius.
Speaker 2:He's genius and his sketch writing is so crazy, so relatable, right, and that's why people still watch it, because it doesn't matter who it is white, black, mexican he roasts everybody equally and everybody still loves it.
Speaker 1:You know I'm saying nobody's safe.
Speaker 2:Gay straights trans. Nobody is safe with him a lot of truth.
Speaker 1:So how do you base your material on? How do? How do you come up with the? I guess the light to your material to start writing is this based on true stories is. Do you come up with the? I guess the light to your material to start writing is this based on true stories, is it fixalization is the observation. How do you come upon what you said? Because you have a funny set when you talked about I think you was married like four times or something like that.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I apologize, I forgot but yeah, that's life, you know, I'm saying that's life.
Speaker 2:That was my, you know. First marriage cool. Second marriage short lived. Third marriage hopefully it stays. You know I'm saying cool. Second marriage short-lived. Third marriage, hopefully it stays. You know what I'm saying. So you want that to happen, but I'm not the only one. Ladies will come up to me at the end of the show and they'll be like, oh my God, I'm on my third husband too. Well, everything you said was just the truth. You know what I'm saying. That is what I deal with. You know and deal with. You know, um, and that's cool because I'm telling my truth. You know, if, if something happens because you kind of like your jokes write themselves if something happens and you write it down immediately because it was funny, you're telling your truth on stage. There's embellishment in there and that's any any comedian, I think. But um, for the most part I like to tell the truth, so I don't forget it and who was.
Speaker 1:So you write a lot about truth and stuff. You write about third marriage.
Speaker 2:Third marriage kids. You have children. I have a son that's 22. Really, I didn't know that I talk about him. Well, I have talked about him in the past. I got a five-year-old stepson. He is hell. But I've talked about him on stage too, okay, hell, but I've talked about him on stage too, okay, yeah, so I've. I've talked about having breast reduction. Women can relate to that. Mammograms, just like you know, the dudes talk about prostate exams. I started talking about mammograms and, you know, put a little awareness to it, because a lot of people don't talk about that type of stuff you don't see a lot of.
Speaker 1:It is the. The comedy game is a little different because you hear, you see and you hear a lot of men doing their thing. But I do need to. I know I'm all over the place. I do admire the women avenger group that you have with yourself. Sherry, vicky and sonja, yeah, like the powerpuff girls well, it was three of them, but I'm gonna just say powerpuff girls of the of the comedy realm. And how did that come about? Because I was tight before, but now y'all doing boots to the ground and vicky's doing her thing, sonia's just like streaming you doing your thing, sherry's like just everywhere, like, how did y'all, like avengers, assimilate, you know, like that?
Speaker 2:it just kind of happened organically.
Speaker 2:We are all very different very very different in our walks of life. But we just kind of like clicked, as far as you know. Like you know, it's not a lot of female comics on the scene anyway, so, um, but we support any comics, you know, for shows. But we we have been kind of just, you know, because we mesh so well and there's like really no drama or disagreements. We just kind of, you know we'll get together for a writing session, maybe once a month, once every other month, and do stuff like that, and then we might end up on a show. Most of the time, now that people see us together, sometimes they book us together if that makes sense, they do. But you know, um, those, those ladies are are that's the squad man they are, they're so dope and, um, this virginia scene is, is very, very welcoming, you know, whether it's male or female. I I have, you know, been booked by plenty of people yourself, skeeta, well, you've gotten me work.
Speaker 1:I don't produce. I don't produce, you've gotten me work.
Speaker 2:But you have referred me, which I appreciate. You know what I'm saying and you know, like different promoters and you know Skeeta and Tim and all these other people on the scene, nick D's, like all of them, have booked me at one point or another, so I appreciate that either way. I'm not really into the business side, though you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:How many times are you going to keep fixing that bus down? Because you keep every five minutes?
Speaker 2:Because I keep doing this thing like it's like a mustache or something. I'm trying to keep it out of the way. You know. Keep it out the way.
Speaker 1:It's like I'm still stuck on the fact that you're not used to serious rome right now.
Speaker 2:This is no, it's weird, I told you it's super weird, it's not when was the last time you've been serious?
Speaker 1:I wait when my last interview was that like two weeks ago? No, a week ago yeah, and at work, and at work. See see what I mean. Okay, see what I mean.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying. I'm just saying work.
Speaker 1:See, see what I mean. Okay, see what I mean. I'm just saying I'm just saying it's a switch. It's a switch in there, right, it's a switch. If it's a microphone I'm about to perform, yeah, I'm gonna show my ass, but there ain't no microphone. Or if I'm doing this podcast, I'm like, no, the switch is nah, we serious. Okay, that's what's up, though. So y'all got a whole adventure simple. I actually respect that, because, um, I don't know if you know the story of Eddie Murphy, how Robert Townsend and John Willispoon used to back him up, kenan Avery-Wayne used to back up Eddie Murphy, and it was like one of us going to make it is going to be Eddie, yeah. And then, like that's when you guys saw Delirious and Raw, I delirious and raw.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you ever seen hollywood shuffle with robert townsend, which is great. You got two. That's where he started.
Speaker 1:That's where he started. Yeah, that's that's. That's what's up. I actually see that for y'all, y'all, for it's amazing what y'all be doing out there. But like, oh, I'd be, I don't be stalking, but I'm sure people are watching.
Speaker 2:But you know, I don't. We talked about the same thing. I said somebody gonna make it. I just, you know, I don't, I don't need to be the star, but I will say this just make sure y'all, y'all, take me on the road. You know, I'm saying like I don't even care about all that, just take me on the road with you. That's all I ask. You know, I ain't gotta be the star, I don't, because look at, look at, uh, kevin hart in the paper cup, plastic Cup Boys. Them guys been together for 20 plus years.
Speaker 1:They on the road Kev used to run with Mike Epps though.
Speaker 2:But he took his. Those are his friends.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he took his homies with him. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And they funny and they all got their own thing going on, but they all are winning. They come back. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2:I ain't come back. Yeah, yeah, I think I gotta be the star. I could be. I could be, you know, spanking. I could be naim. I could be the naim to the kevin hart. You know I'm saying I'm good shit. Can I curse?
Speaker 1:but yeah, you can't curse you know I've had sex workers up here. I've had dominators up here. Yeah, you know I can curse, you can say whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 2:I ain't hating on them, ladies them ladies making their money. Okay, someone's staying virginia. I ain't hating on them, ladies them ladies making their money. Okay, some of them stay in Virginia Beach. I ain't mad at you, it's your money.
Speaker 1:There's been a couple of them that popped up at the show and I ain't saying nothing hey you Looking, like you looking I ain't saying shit because I don't want nobody thinking I'm into that stuff. I'm just'm just interviewing bro.
Speaker 2:One of them was that show, that one you did with omar gooden they were, they were there one of them was there oh yeah, yeah, omar was dope, man, omar was dope he was yeah, he was, who was one of your?
Speaker 1:favorite big like, who was one of your favorite comedians that you got to open up for I would say, uh, omar was, that was like really, really dope, working with, obviously, michael Collier.
Speaker 2:I haven't been on stage with him, but I've been on his YouTube show several times, right, so that was really dope. And then I went out on the road with, for two nights, with this social media influencer big time, danae Hayes. She's on like TikTok three million followers, like it's crazy, you know. And I didn't really know who she was, I just it just so happened that her road manager inboxed me. I don't know where they got my information, but I wasn't asking no questions and uh, I thought it was a prank. I thought it was a prank Cause I was like who? And then I like you know, you know, of course you're going to search them immediately.
Speaker 2:And uh, she was just so kind, so so, so dope. And you know, I went to addicts it was sold out. And I went to martin uh, marietta center for performing arts in raleigh sold out, she pretty much sells out everywhere. And just her team, her team, her entire team and herself just just so kind and uh, like I said, omar was very, very dope, very personable, gave me a couple gems, you know I'm saying have you ever been starstruck?
Speaker 1:yes you like hey, that's sweet pea from baby boy.
Speaker 2:So did you well, not, I wasn't starstruck with omar. It's like, and now it's like, you know, being a comedian and you I'm pretty sure you you probably think the same way. Like now, we meet so many famous people. It's like you know, you know, no, I don't really like get too much, but okay. So Bill Bellamy was at Funny Bomb right. Vino was opening for him that night. It's him and Skeeter, skeet Carter's there, everybody's there. I'm just watching in the background, just absorbing everything In walks. Ali Sidi, he comes to my table. Hey, how you doing, sweetheart. And then I was like hi, and I didn't say anything. I was normal. As soon as he got about 10 feet away, I was like Sadiq, that shit is crazy.
Speaker 2:He shook my hand. He shook my motherfucking hand, but then you know he's still human. But that was like crazy because he is a master storyteller. He is phenomenal on stage, like you to, to me, chapelle. You know I'm saying at his level of, uh, storytelling, so I was just like so, like that was a fan moment, but I didn't let him see it. You know, I'm saying I didn't let him see it because I was just kind of like I had to stay. You gotta stay cool in those moments, because then then it gets weird.
Speaker 1:It gets weird it gets weird, yeah, so I found out internally when he walked off. I know like I got starstruck two times.
Speaker 2:Whoa.
Speaker 1:DL Hughley and Michael Kaya.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those are the OGs, though, those are the OGs.
Speaker 1:Michael Kaya loved the guy to death. He put me on his morning show during the lockdown and I was used to like because it coming through the venue.
Speaker 2:so you got the soft side of james.
Speaker 1:Right when you was going there, you got the soft version yeah, I didn't get that at all.
Speaker 2:You got the uh, the harsh, the harsh cuss out, critique the harsh cuss, critique him and marlet.
Speaker 1:So like mike cussed me out on the phone because he said I didn't call him, I left. I left a voicemail and a text message. I think he was testing me.
Speaker 1:Dl hugley either called me little motherfucker, a little nigga what in the back because I was like you know he was, he was just talking. He was like do you want to? Because I was supposed to do a guest spot and I said I just I ended up doing 15 minutes. I ain't gonna lie, I blacked the hell out on the stage. But he was like I said how did they want you to introduce? You like, oh, you want to go first, you want to go second? I said I'll go first, I'm not gonna ask you again, motherfucker. I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa. You know I'm saying. But then I said that after I got off the stage he just he dapped me up. He said yo, keep going.
Speaker 2:And that was it. It was it he was.
Speaker 1:He was cool, though yeah, he was real cool I think they just I think, when it comes to them being as high as they are, like they're like. I'm a normal person, right, so don't treat me any differently. Number two this your time to shine, so focus. And number three I'm just gonna test you. You gotta earn my respect first, so I like this is what it is.
Speaker 2:Yup, uh, I forgot, tony Roberts was really dope.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:He's a killer.
Speaker 2:He is a killer on stage. I I wasn't aware. I knew he was funny. I've seen his standup, but in person on that stage is a whole different type of beast. Uh, and so is, I think, adele givens she. She did 45 minutes straight of fire and got a standing ovation. It was insane to witness 45 minutes straight. No, I actually I take that back it was an hour and a half. It was an hour and a half hour and a half.
Speaker 1:Yes, I take that back. She gave somebody an hour and a half of work of work I'm glad you said that with the standing ovation with the standing o. I'm like I'm glad you said that With the standing ovation, with the standing ovation. I'm glad you said that because you know I was Matter of fact. I did mess up one interview. That was with Takara, but I was trying to shoot my shot. I lied to you.
Speaker 2:Williams, she's so, so Beautiful. Such a nice person. She's such a nice person.
Speaker 1:I would build a house with my bare hands for her.
Speaker 2:I'd drink her beer for it.
Speaker 1:Nah, I ain't saying go that far, girl, the kind of woman. If she was to cheat on you you would apologize to her and be a better man. I know you should. I should have been a better man for you, it's okay. You know what?
Speaker 2:I mean, she is, she is that, she's very she's that girl girl.
Speaker 1:She is that girl. You see her. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I got it. Y'all pack this like dope, like the rat pack with. I'm gonna keep going back and forth. But I'm gonna ask you this do you remember your first good show when you was like all right, I got this in the bag? You remember that one show you was like all right, maybe I ain't got it okay, uh't, you know, everybody takes a good bomb.
Speaker 2:I don't think my bombs were my bombs to me, and my bombs were probably not bombs, cause I still got laughter, but it wasn't as good as cause I've I've seen people like die slowly on stage and never return Right, but still get laughter. But I was like I could have did better and I'm kicking myself Cause we're our own worst critics. So I had got for a retirement home and I thought it was like I had in a bag and I go in there and it's like 70 year old people and nothing was funny until I started talking about surgery and they were cracking up. So I was like thank god, you know, I'm saying. And then there's a show.
Speaker 2:Well, the ones I did with denae, those were killer, because I'm pretty sure if it wasn't, she wouldn't ask me to go to raleigh. She, literally as soon as I got off stage, her role manager, was like what you doing tomorrow? And then I did a show at the windham and that I felt like that was my day. Sometimes as a comedian, you just feel like that was your night and that was literally my night. Like the line was like hey, what's your information, what's your social media and I had the cards ready because you had said get your cards ready when you first started. When I first started, you was like get you some business cards and hand them out. That's, that's the most logistical way you can get your name on the street. And it was.
Speaker 2:I don't went through, uh, after, like miss pat showed show, because I did Miss Pat, six shows with her and I probably handed out like 200 cards that weekend, 200. And then, out of the six shows, I think five out of six for me was some of my best work. One show I was just by that last show I was like my brain tired and the lights was hot. It was just hot. I was like I was still still there, but I was struggling because you know that's mental exhaustion. So, and that's something I just never had dealt with, that was my first weekend working like that. Do you know I'm saying and that was. It was a cool experience though. And, uh, you know I'm saying like at least she, she gave us a shot, she gave me a shot you still got your business cards.
Speaker 1:Now, same business cards.
Speaker 2:I reprinted another 250. Yeah, 250. I got a private event. I've gotten corporate events and private events. I got another private event August 1st for Tri-State, which is Stars and Masons. We'll be over there. I'm a Star I don't know how big them business cars.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's big man like I like passing minds out when I do push theater because it's tight to go past that front door, so I thought I performed well, like oh, I hope the last one, hurry, I'm rocking to get up there making it rain.
Speaker 1:I'm like, here you go, here you go, here you go, here you go, here you go making it rain up in it one one time, like I did a show well, two weeks ago in dc and I I was doing a show and I was passing out the cards, like did y'all laugh? I was like there's like yeah, like did you think I was funny, thank you. I think you was like it's like take this card and scan this qr on the back and it just, it works like the business cards, plugging your social media in in the beginning, at the end it works.
Speaker 1:It's no, no tricks people sleeping on business cards yep, and it really.
Speaker 2:It really helps that following, because when I started comedy I had 890 followers. Now I have two. Two thousand eight hundred and fifty, I think oh I still got a long way to go. You know I'm saying but that's better than what I started, so that's progress I'll put you on the game about how to get more followers.
Speaker 1:The one thing I learned is two things that people sleep on. I'm not saying tiktok, reddit, really and linkedin. Okay, reddit, linkedin, get chat, gpt or gemini. The type up a promise, put it specifically to say for reddit or whatever, and post. And I was like my views on my youtube have gone up. So reddit and um, linkedin, linkedin. Yeah, I don't know what I was. I applied for job to say comedian. That's how I've been getting private, private gigs. Gotcha. Have you done any festivals yet?
Speaker 2:I've applied to black women in comedy, so I'm just waiting on that response. In new york, um, I haven't done any yet because I was like, let me just get myself together before I start doing it and I just want to make sure I was absolutely at least got a good tight 15, 10 minute and five set. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:You got a tight. You should have like at least a cool 30. And I know people like she's been doing it for two years 30. What I mean by that I'm not taking no shots at no comedians just doing it on it. When I say you got a cool, tight 30, you could take that 30 or that, your time, that set, and travel around and get the same amount of laughs with that same set, right? So that's what I'm talking about, because you get people to be like, yeah, I got a whole 30.
Speaker 1:I'm like they go up there perform and you just see like a dash low I've seen so many dash lows and you know I'm an asshole on the stage so you know once I get up there I can talk about whoever the fuck I want to. So I see like a little that slow bomb is a killer that slow bomb started this podcast. That slow bomb started no ID. It's a black lady somewhere in Virginia Beach that threw a chicken bone at me and made me say I'm gonna start no ID, I'm not doing this comedy shit no more that sub bomb is crazy you be crying up.
Speaker 1:They be like I don't think this comedy shit for me.
Speaker 2:There's been a couple where I was like jesus, lord, ain't nobody gonna laugh like. But you know, like I said, I'll get some laughs in between that. But I've seen people getting zero laughs, zero. There's a couple people on the scene I done seen happening and I just pray that's never me. That's what I don't talk. I try not to talk bad about.
Speaker 1:But you're all right, I don't do that because you don't want to be in, no shit that's why I say it.
Speaker 2:I don't ever say anything because I don't want it to happen to me and then I don't be trying to start. There'd be too many comedy beefs and I'll be like we're supposed to be making people happy, not beefing.
Speaker 1:That's crazy it's always gonna be a comedy beef you know I don't be in nobody's mess it's always I've had my fair share. I ain't gonna cap and I take accountability for some of mine, but I'm gonna be honest with you. Them beefs just it's really just pointless at this point because some people feel like you're blocking them, and then some people don't feel like you're blocking them or I don't know. I'd just be like you know what. It's more than one stage, it's more than one microphone to speak out there.
Speaker 2:So I just do some stuff and somebody doesn't book me because they have a personal issue, then they were never professional in the beginning. You know what I'm saying it was never funny or maybe they were never funny, or they feel threatened, I don't know. I just feel like I don't try to be in nobody's beef. I try to you know, back back from a situation and then if it's bad energy over there, even if they're not beefing, I'm not doing it, you know.
Speaker 1:I'm saying yeah, we too old, you know, we both in our later years don't you say it say what don't you say that age number?
Speaker 2:I don't know your age number, sweetie.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I'm just trying to get it no, I, I do want to give you flowers on this one too. I've never seen you wear the same outfit twice. I'm talking about from the pants, the shirt, the purse, the shoes. Everything is ironed. She don't throw it in the dry on wrinkle release. It matches the accessories. The skin is always lotion. I don't know if she was a syrup. They'll see the feel. Anivia, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Jergus, I don't know no ash no, you see, she got milano on. She didn't fix the bus down like 18 times. Yeah, because he keeps doing this.
Speaker 2:You just got a mind of his own. Thank you, I appreciate that, you know. You know it's just, it's just a method of habit because, uh, my mother, she was, just like you know, very strict, like I couldn't even leave the house without you know, you gotta have clean clothes on, my shoes gotta be wiped down, I gotta fix my hair. She always made me do all of that before I could go outside. I could be going outside to play in the dirt and go play softball and she'd be like go go clean up, you gotta do better. She'd make me turn around if I didn't look presentable. She made me turn around and go find something else to wear and fix my hair better I've known this lady for two years.
Speaker 1:I've seen you perform numerous times. Never the same, nothing. Same smile I appreciate that no problem, I just try to keep free, that's all I don't want to get no trouble because you know you, you know you're my husband stopped earlier.
Speaker 2:I was like oh lord, I ain't trying to get, I ain't here I'm not trying to neither I hope so. I hope so. I try to keep the peace in this household.
Speaker 1:I think I got one more fight in me and I'm saving that shit. Saving that for a Mr Karen in the grocery store not Mr Karen, you mean. I got one more in me. I'm done cause after that you mean Kevin.
Speaker 2:I got one more in me. I'm done, because after that you mean Kevin, the Kevin yeah.
Speaker 1:I got one fight. I got one fight, mr Karen, kevin. Whatever I got one, I'm counting them down. I got one more fight in me Because the rest of them are like you know what. Yeah, young Bucks got it and I don't want to go viral on TikTok for getting my ass tow up, you know you don't I've been seeing some videos, you know so kills.
Speaker 1:I appreciate you letting me show you the serious side. That's spooky to you, but I guess you didn't watch or listen to any of the episodes of the podcast you told on yourself what?
Speaker 2:uh, probably yeah, because I hadn't yeah, I don't, you know, I probably should did my research. I should, well, I have seen your clips, though I've seen your clips, but uh, that you post, but I haven't done my research because my behind has been completely saturated lately, so I probably should have. So what am I missing?
Speaker 1:we are on the 11th season. Okay, I have. The first episode was with des nicholson, poet, second ones with josh ward on kylie cash. That's the dominatrix. I was trying to get a sex work at least every one or two seasons. Jay daniels I can't really reveal about jay daniels or who's coming along with me with jay daniels because, personally, because all the beefs, I shut the fuck up and I just post and let people see it. And then I got kales morton and her husband gave me her to stink guy he did.
Speaker 2:He stopped on the staircase. I was like uh nothing see what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like now I'm trying to keep the peace in this household next time I go out to a show and I see I'm like hey brother, do you believe in the power of the lord? Can I pray for you? You know what the lord jesus christ has done for you lately can I pray for you right quick bro, let me lay hands on you right quick no problem, none, okay, okay you know what? I'm gonna just bring my mama.
Speaker 2:That's what I do that's like I get myself out of trouble. Just bring, just bring deborah, miss davis, miss davis that's what I do.
Speaker 1:I bring miss ain't nobody gonna fight, nobody with their mama not even she.
Speaker 2:She looked like she, peaceful and she don't even play. You look like she like if anybody tried to do anything, she gonna get them a woman immediately on the spot, and she have her belt in her purse it wasn't no belt, though, deborah.
Speaker 1:Deborah's a chokeslice, just choked the shit out of you. I love my baby, that's my girl, but y'all keep getting fooled by that shit. Y'all see out there online and in public why your hand like that? That's my heart. But nah, y'all keep keep fucking up, nah, man. But if the people want to follow you or get in contact with you, how can we do that?
Speaker 2:I am on facebook at kales morton, I am on instagram at kels the Great Same thing with TikTok. So, and then I have a biz card, a digital biz card that'll take you to all that and to my email address for booking.
Speaker 1:If you guys want to get in contact with me, you know you can follow me at Comedian Rome on Instagram and Twitter and Tiki Tok, and at Comedian Rome Davis on YouTube, as well as Reddit, at no ID Podcast on Facebook and Instagram as well too. Like, share, comment, subscribe, support. Hit that link in that bio for the website. Join the mailing list so you can get all the updates. And, of course, I got a business card. I keep a business card somewhere and I really appreciate to appreciate you. I see the growth. Yeah, we signing off.
Speaker 2:Thanks.
