Not even Tom Brady can save the Biden team.

This Joe Biden team is so bad even the best NFL quarterback ever couldn't score enough points to bring them a win. As a backup quarterback to Barrack Obama Joe Biden was so bad that Hillary Clinton was brought in to replace him. Now his administration is losing ground in the polls and on issues like inflation and immigration and foreign policy.  
And President Biden and Dr. Fauci are considering more mask mandates and lockdowns to fight Cocid-19 and all the variants it brings. They said if we elected Joe Biden Covid would be beaten because he had a plan, but like the New York Jets, there is no plan. Do we need a new quarterback? Kamala Harris is not a competent backup so who can Joe Biden turn to? Tom Brady?

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I wonder—could Tom Brady save Joe Biden? Could Tom Brady save the Biden administration from the chaos they have brought to the White House? Could Tom Brady—the greatest quarterback of all time—lead the Biden team down the field in the final minutes of the game—and save them from becoming the worst administration in presidential history?

By football standards—Tom Brady is old—but he is still playing great. He is 44-years old—and that’s like a hundred years old in pro football years. People can’t believe how well he is playing—for someone his age—or any age. On the other hand—Joe Biden is 78— and in presidential years—that’s not so old—but Joe Biden is playing like he is a hundred years old. He is giving old people a bad name. There’s old—and then there’s Joe Biden old. 

If you watch Tom Brady during a game—he still looks at the cheat sheet he has taped to his wrist before he calls a play—but he can still execute the plays better than anyone. And he can improvise. He changes the play at the line of scrimmage a lot of times—because he can read the defense—and he adjusts to it. 

Joe Biden uses a teleprompter—and still there are times when he looks very confused. And when he tries to improvise—he looks lost. And he isn’t executing anything right. And there are times when he whispers—and it looks creepy. And when Joe Biden tries to change the play—and tries to answer questions off the cuff—it never goes well. What usually happens is that Peter Doocy of Fox News rushes him from the right and sacks him. Imagine if Tom Brady walked up to the line of scrimmage and whispered the plays to his team? They wouldn’t understand him—and his team would lose confidence in him—just like the American people are losing confidence in Joe Biden.

But somebody has to save the Biden team—so why not Tom Brady? No one else is stepping up to do the job—and somebody has to take over this losing Biden team and get them over the goal line. They don’t have a decent back-up quarterback—Kamala Harris—can’t pass and most of the time it looks like she hasn’t studied the play book. She looks lost—and giggles a lot. No team can follow a quarterback who giggles after they throw an interception. So—they’re going to have to bring in a proven starter like Brady if they want to salvage their administration. They have to score at least one touchdown with one of their terrible plays or they are going to be shutout—and history doesn’t look too kindly on presidents who don’t score points.

This presidential team was the darling of the media in the preseason. Biden and his team could do no wrong when the games didn’t count. He coasted all through the primaries and during the actual election he completely disappeared for weeks at a time. But the media could cover up for him—and they did. They praised his strategy of letting the Trump team beat themselves—while he played it safe and hid in his basement.

Joe Biden didn’t throw a lot of passes in his basement—he took passes—from a media that adored him. He ducked any questions about his policies—and his inability to communicate coherently was hard to hide. His major achievement during the campaign was that he didn’t throw any interceptions—and he didn’t fumble the ball. And the media did a great job of protecting him so the Trump team was never able to sack him.

It was a brilliant strategy. And the media did a great job blocking for the Joe Biden running game too. Biden was running away from his son—Hunter Biden. Hunter is a prostitute loving—drug user—who used his father’s name to get rich—and he still is. But the media did better than any football team in history when they blocked every story about corrupt Hunter Biden. Their blocking of stories that could have cost Joe Biden the election—should put them in the hall of fame. They are the best offensive line in the history of politics.

Tom Brady played most of his career with the New England Patriots. But for some reason they didn’t sign him last year. No one knows whether or not it was his choice or the teams—but he left the Patriots. He won six super bowls with the Patriots. He is considered the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL. But he left New England and signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers—and he won another super bowl last year with them. He proved everyone wrong who thought he was too old to play—and that had to make him very happy.

Joe Biden played for the Barrack Obama team for eight seasons. The Obama team had a lot of hype—and the media loved them. But they never won a championship. They never even won their division. Joe Biden was the backup—but when Obama retired, they wouldn’t let him take over the team. Instead, they signed another quarterback—Hilary Clinton. She was terrible. And she ended up losing the big game to a political rookie—Donald Trump. 

Donald Trump led his team to a lot of wins—wins in the economy and foreign policy and at our southern border—but he didn’t have a good defense against an attacking media—a media that blitzed him more than they blitzed any president in history. His offensive line couldn’t protect him from the blitz—so he lost the second super bowl he played in.

He lost to Joe Biden—a quarterback who didn’t even have the confidence of his own team. Tom Brady has always had the confidence of his team—whether it was the Patriots or the Tampa Bay Bucs. His coach in New England was Bill Belichick. Bill Belichick is considered by many people to be the greatest pro football coach in history. But there is now a big debate about whether or not the success of the Patriots was because of Tom Brady or Bill Belichick. 

There was never any doubt that Barrack Obama—not Joe Biden—was responsible for the many failures of that team. No one debates whether or not it was Barrack Obama or Joe Biden that spent eight long years trying to ruin the country. And nobody doubts that both Tom Brady and Bill Belichick will be in the hall of fame someday. And Robert Kraft—who owns the team will be in the hall of fame too. You can’t say that about Obama and Biden. They will make it to the hall of shame.

When Tom Brady went to the Tampa Bay Bucs the coach of that team was smart enough to let him run the offense. He trusted Brady. Brady made changes—and they worked. His team won the Super Bowl. Barrack Obama and Susan Rice didn’t trust Joe Biden. Obama even said that Joe Biden would embarrass himself if he was ever elected president. For once—Obama got something right.

A lot of people think that Obama and Rice have been coaching the Biden team behind the scenes. And they haven’t been doing a very good job either. Talk about desperation. Obama and Rice finished last in their division for 8-years and never once made the playoffs. And everyone is afraid that if Joe Biden starts calling all of his own plays—the result will be nothing but fumbles and interceptions. Forget about scoring touchdowns or field goals—this crappy team can’t even get a first down. They think spending money—our tax dollars—will save them. But it won’t. It didn’t work when Obama tried to spend his way out of a recession—and it won’t work now—because that terrible strategy never works.

They tried the old open border play to bring in more democrat voters—but that isn’t working at all. Our southern border is wide open and any team—including the terrorist teams—can come in and score against us. They lost a lot of yards when their Afghan strategy didn’t work—and that leaves us open to terrorist attacks too.

And their defense against the Covid-19 virus is so full of holes that it’s beginning to look like we are never going to score any points against it. The Biden team is trying every play in their playbook—including calling Americans racist—but he just can’t move the ball. He keeps losing yards.

And the mid-term elections are coming very soon—and the Republicans are building a great team. It’s beginning to look like the Biden team is going to have one of the biggest mid-term election losses in history. So—why not bring in Tom Brady? He can’t do any worse than Joe Biden and his team. It’s third down and a ton of yards—and there isn’t much time in the game. If the republicans take over the house and the senate, they can pretty much run out the clock on the Biden team.

So—they should reach out to Brady and see if he can put together another last-minute scoring drive and win the game for them. Call his agent—try to make a deal. The problem is that the Bucs are winning again this year and could go to another Superbowl and Brady still looks great.  So—when his agent tells Brady that the Biden team wants him to play for them—if he’s smart—he’ll tell his agent to say no. Tell them I’m under contract. Tell them anything. 

I’d rather be hit by big defensive linemen all day long rather than play for that losing team. They can’t win because their playbook is terrible and their execution is even worse. Tell them I have Covid. Tell them I’m retiring—right now. Play for the Biden team? I’d rather play for the Jets.